mlp illuminati consortium: the original pony thread double og

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You better not save that.

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>>10908304
I wasn't planning on it.

GOOD

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>>10908247

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>>10908332
Hey Darwin

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Dorbin.

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FAY

>>10908371

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>>10908382
How was your day do anything interesting?

>>10908302
most people who shoot into random houses for kicks are
i took this into account but then remembered that as far as i know pia is not that size so i won't have to worry
it would be terrifying though if it were the case.
excellent. the planning begins

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>>10908408
Maybe.

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>>10908414
they didn't do it on purpose though!
I felt kinda responsible cause I didn't think they were that bad offf a shot lol

people would be riding chihuahuas into battle alongside bears

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>>10908565
What is it?

>>10908518
can she really be that bad though? you have to wonder
we would ride against the bears. certainly not alongside them. darn. hmu with a goodnight text for golden slumbers.

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>>10908604
huh, are you going to bed now?

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>>10908578
A vibrating cock ring.

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>>10908455
ok

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>>10908659
the fucks a cock ring?

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>>10908723
A ring that goes around the shaft of the penis and vibrates.

>>10908723
A ring around your cock.

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>>10908723
A device you can place on your cock to help keep an erection and for extra sensation.

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>>10908718
Was a pretty good day. How was yours?

>>10908723
roflmao desu senpai senpai desu

Interrogator has had plenty of those in his ass.

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>>10908777
Nice digits. How has your day been dorbin?

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>>10908736
>>10908740
>>10908768
>>10908777
... why?

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>>10908723
http://www.womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-love/cock-ring

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>>10908784
My day is ALWAYS normal.

>>10908797
I will get back to you on that one if I ever wear one.

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>>10908777
You wish.

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>>10908808
Sounds lovely.

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>>10908809
All I think about is your ass shaking harder than L.A. every other week.

>>10908816
It IS.

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>>10908776
So what all did you do today then? My day was pretty good, finish a few chapters in the book I'm reading.

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>>10908808
What's your normal?

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>>10908797
Because people want to maintain strong erections and pleasure.

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>>10908844
The opposite of an abnormal one.

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>>10908797
Restricts blood flow out of the penis so you can last longer.

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>>10908846
I mean... you need a device to do that?

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YOUR DICK IS MADE ERECT BY CONSTRICTING BLOOD VESSELS THINK ABOUT IT.

>>10908833
I did stuff with dicks, watched TI, watched some animu.

>>10908864
Usually when a woman is involved in the act, yeah.

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>>10908797
Sexual arousal and the things that induce it are very bizarre topics of study. It's like magic, I ain't gotta explain shit!

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>>10908855
What does your normal day consist of darwin?

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>>10908864
Some people do. It's just like Viagra, except it also enhances pleasure by stimulating it with vibrations. Imagine getting a handjob while fucking a chick.

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>>10908860
>>10908875
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>>10908868
Aku gets it.
I've never had a problem maintaining an erection before.

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>>10908889
You still believe I will answer these things?

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>>10908893
Is that what its like?

How consistently do you masturbate?

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>>10908900
Yes, of course you will.

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>>10908933
Good luck.

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>>10908941

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>>10908907
I mean, I don't know myself since I've never used one, but that's the closest thing I can imagine to simulating the vibrations it causes.

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>>10908893
Imagine a girl sticking her hand up her ass to give you a handjob while you plow her.

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>>10908954

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>>10908868
What anime and why were you doing stuff with dicks?

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>>10908965
Psycho mob 100, kirr ra kirr.
Is that a serious question?

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>>10908958
Couldn't you stick a vibrator inside the girl's ass to the same effect?

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>>10908961
That's hot.

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>>10908989
Do you do stuff with dicks every day?

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>>10909003
Do I look like a casual?

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>>10908992
There's a fat wall of flesh in between it and you. Unless the vibrator is massive and the vibrations huge, you aren't gonna feel shit.

Sometimes.

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>>10909023
Wrong. It is not that thick a wall.

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>>10909018
You haven't posted a picture yet. How much prepping do you have to do everyday?

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>>10909039
What and WHAT

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>>10909023
Isn't the wall kinda thin, actually? I've heard of some women pushing shit out through their vagina, so it can't be that thick.

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>>10909051

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>>10909023
M8, they're close neighbors.

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>>10909059
> I've heard of some women pushing shit out through their vagina

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>>10909059
Not as bad as shitting out your dick.

>>10909069
WHAT PICTURE?
I JUST DO A SMALL ENEMA WHEN I SHOWER.

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>>10909077
Yep...
>What's more: my sister, who, periodically, has trouble with constipation, informed me that by inserting one's fingers into the vagina you can actually PUSH THE RELUCTANT POO FRAGMENT OUT. I was like "Whaaa...?" And so later, when I was doing my thang in the bathroom and sensed a stubborn remainder, I decided to try it. It totally worked!
http://ask.metafilter.com/49893/Helping-things-along-Okay-or-No-Way

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>>10909098
A small enema using what?

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>>10909112
This is what people mean when they say girls are grosser than guys.

>>10909127
A standard bulb enema.

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>>10909112

He wants to know so he can be prepared for when we make love.

I figured, I'll give him pointers.

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>>10909161
Like I'd let you have me.

We will all have you.

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Who could have you?

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>>10909211
No one is going to be penetrating my ass.

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>>10909077
>>10909059
It's true, untreated std's can lead to the wall seperating the two rotting away and that leads to all sorts of problems.
Happens to women in the army a lot because they go overseas and whore around.

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>>10909234
But you will be penetrating some of our asses?

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>>10909242
Only if I have no other choice.

Ha, ha! What a complete FAGGOT.

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>>10909258

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>>10909264

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>>10909258
...

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>>10909264
>>10909272
>>10909284

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>>10909317

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>>10909317

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>>10909360
So are you still at your friend's house?

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>>10909477
Nah, I'm back home. He took my desktop again to play The Witcher 3.

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>>10909509

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>>10909516
What?

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>>10909525

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Everyone but ursh left.

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Not me.

To be left alone is what you deserve for not returning my love.

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>>10909597
Oh so that's what the image was supposed to convey.

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>>10909595
How would you react if I showed up at your front door?

>>10909617
What did you think it was?

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>>10909639
Someone not answering questions and just giving weird licks.

>>10909664
No wonder you are still single and a virgin.

Lol.

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>>10909632
I wouldn't know who you are because I haven't seen a pic so I would probably be frightened, and send my cat to attack you.

>>10909664
>licks

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>>10909537

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>>10909672

>>10909664
>virgin
How old are you?

His virginity is mine.

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>>10909684
>not sending the husband
What if I posted a picture of your front door in the thread first?

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>>10909711
Very nice

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>>10909728
Why would you do that ;w;

Husband is the final boss, first you have to fight the cat then me. IDIOT.

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>>10909756
You wouldn't just welcome me into your home after my long trip?

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>>10909762

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>>10909762
How are you doing?

You are essentially an unwanted, inconvenient guest at that point.

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>>10909779
ONLY IF I KNOW WHO YOU ARE

in which case you could come in.

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>>10909798
Would you ever let me come over and visit you darwin. This would be a planned visit of course.

>>10909823
Yes.

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>>10909848
What would we do, would you show me all your favorite places around town?

Interrogator is probably the kind of guy to sift through all your drawers and trashcan the moment you left him alone in your room.

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>>10909808
How often do you get unannounced visitors?

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>>10909927
We would do nothing. I would simply be using you as a way to make other people envious and leave you to your own devices.

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>>10909934
Never. So I actually would assume it is you or someone else from the interwebs to kill me.

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>>10909929
>>10909929
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>>10909929

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I would love to see him go through my stuff.

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>>10909795
eGPU broke so can't play games or render shit.

I would love to see him use your stuff.

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>>10909974

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>>10909950
Make other people feel envious of what?
>darwin only wants to use me

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>>10909992
Envious because I invited you and not them.

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>>10909974
I got a spare gtx760 laying around that may or may not work. How long before you'll be able to pick up a new gpu?

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Interrogator can come visit with me too.

No.

He does not even offer to cuddle. Why bother?

He doesn't have to offer after he is in your house.

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>>10910064
>hasn't even given me his address yet

I want him to say it. :3

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>>10910016
1. If you're thinking of sending it to here, it is going to cost more than the parts I need.
2. The part(s) I need is pic rel, which is extremely rare and impossible to find without online shopping.

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I think it'd be a unique experience. We could just arrange somewhere to meet.

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>>10910115
You mean this thing is what you need?

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>>10910122
Like where?

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>he only likes the difficult boys

They are more rewarding to rape.

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I thought you want him to ask.

That is so I can call him gay.

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>>10910097
heyo yuo waena meut up?|

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>>10910213
I'm not going to Australia anytime soon but thanks for asking.

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>>10910156
That is it but it's a stop-gap measure at best.

What I really need is this: https://www.amazon.com/Bplus-version-interface-ExpressCard-Length/dp/B00ZI33QLY

>He only wants to meet people near him

Fucking cheapskate.

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>darwin thinks he's capable of raping someone

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Lmao I know someone who had that done to them. They are incredibly feminine and mentally devastated. It's hot as fuck.

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>>10910230
don't wanna mire the Big Rock you fucking racist?

Claptrap?

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>>10910263
Why, how many kilometers do you live from it?

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>>10910162
Hmm, would a public park work?

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>>10910261
Who was the person that raped him, in relation to his life. Unless it was just some random person.

>>10910301
not too far like, its just one border away yo

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>>10910310
I suppose?

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>>10910231
Girl on the right is very attractive.

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>>10910327
You should post a picture of yourself.

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>>10910343
Used to see girls like her all the time 5 years ago, and really enjoyed it.

Nobody dresses up like that any more.

Perhaps in middle schools.

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>skitty isn't asleep yet
>he's not going to wake up in time to make his grandparents breakfast
>again

Or he can stay awake, wait for them to also be awake, make breakfast, and then sleep afterward.

>>10910362
They're old people. All they need is oatmeal and vitamin pills.

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>>10910351
sucks man

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>>10910345
1/5th

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>>10910326
Two friends apparently got tired of him being bratty and suggestive so they they gave him a gangbang. Twisted his arm and made him ask for more and call himself a slut. His entire life is a strange gay anime.

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>>10910362
I took care of that at 9 so everythings ready by the time everyone wakes up.

>>10910423
Now remember: grandpa gets the viagra, grandma gets the fish oil.

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tfw you're in the top 10 and have to stay in buildings in PUBG so you take a motorcycle through a door into some shelter but you get gangbanged by 4 dudes hiding out inside

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>>10910377
>Oh good morning skitty
>you going to have a productive day working on those computer programs for your clients
>yy yea
>goes to bed
>gets up and texts his boyfriend and plays pugb all day

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>>10910395
This was 6 or 7 years ago, some kind of event at school.

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>>10910418
You're friends of rapists?

And friends with you, which is probably worse.

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>>10910463
HIS FRIENDS.

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>>10910450
So you end up getting bullied by the friends you tried to buy with gifts and you take it out on me like this?

I am NOT bullying him.

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>>10910503
Idunno, I guess being friends with you has some weird definition I guess.

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What kind of fag doesn't like being bullied.

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>>10910497
>doesn't deny it
Has your family ever commented on your lifestyle and life choices?

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>>10910335
Do you a preference on when?

>>10910529
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>>10910533
*have a preference. Sorry.

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>>10910533
It'd have to be on a weekend.

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>>10910529
on that note raptor is faggot

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>>10910531
Are you drunk or some shit?

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>>10910555
Weekends are perfect!

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>>10910587
So are you just not going to answer anything tonight?

Don't answer that, Skitty.

>>10910630
>>10910630
>>10910630
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>>10910630

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>>10910583

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>>10910583
Agreed

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>>10910588
So where's this park?

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>>10910664
In my town.... if you're willing to travel.

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>>10910661

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>>10910692

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>>10910681
Well I was assuming that already, what's the address to the park?

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>>10910616
that was more like a statement you were trying to make rather than a question

which is why I ask you if you're heads fucked enough to think I care about all these conclusions you're trying to make anytime you think I'm watching

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>darwin didn't say goodnight

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>>10910701

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>>10910705
Skitty, how can I become a best like you?

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>>10910704
You'll have to hit me up on steam.

>>10910717
I miss having cute classmates.

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>>10910661
he sugoii

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>>10910720
eat meth for breakfast 8 times a week

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>>10910705
Can't we just have fun together skitty?

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>>10910729
Why just post it here.

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>>10910752
disrespectful

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>>10910730
I wish I could feel the same, but I went to an all boys school.

>>10910740
Consider it done!

>>10910771
I go to an all-boys job.

And before that went to engineering school.

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>>10910752
I'd rather not.

>>10910771
>all boys school.
Really? Why?

>>10910732

>>10910742
your kind of fun is like being locked up with autism children and forced to play 20 questions for the entirety of the nightmare desu

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>>10910777
This is what I'm doing also.
There are tons of women, just not very many of them.

>>10910791
Superior education.

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>>10910771
>>10910791

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>>10910792
Your fun is like that except you run around poking autists with a stick and taking pictures while asking questions.

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>>10910800
How so? :P

>>10910807

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>>10910800
"Superior education" is just normiespeak for "I use my alma mater as bragging rights".

Real education is what you learn, not what is taught to you.

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>>10910823
can i have an example that backs this up?

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>>10910823
>>10910823
>>10910823
>>10910823
>>10910823

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>>10910827

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>>10910791
Just send it to me on steam already then, you have me added after all.

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>>10910833
>>10910827

There's something, I forget the name of it, but it's a feminist initiative that aims legitimately to give girls a better education at the expense of boys, all public and most private schools in aus have been switched to this method.
My school at the time had not been.
This is what I'm referring to when I say 'superior education'.
Superior for boys comparative to the feminist education usually offered.

>>10910807
<3

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Well I'm going to bed, hope you guys have pleasant conversations while I'm asleep.

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>>10910846
How're you, Azzy?

>>10910864
Gotchya

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>>10910840
Yes.
Stop poking me idiot.

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>>10910878
Night Bun

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>>10910878
Night

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>>10910878
Goodnight.

I will also be departing now of course.

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>>10910884
aside from your meme spouting what I said about them carries a certain accuracy

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>>10910864
That sounds very retarded (see: Australian)

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>>10910881

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>>10910878

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>>10910942

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>>10910897
It's a practice started in the US Canada and Britain, I dunno where exactly but we got it from them.

>>10910977
unf

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>>10910992
I could post more classmates, but I don't have the heart to look any more of them up on the normiebook.

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>>10910985

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>>10911028

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>>10911006
You knew this girl?!

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>>10911079
No, but I knew a girl who looked like a younger sister of her.

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>>10911083
Oh, fair enough.

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>>10911049

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>>10911097
All the way to the right.

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>>10911102

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>>10911106
Are true true.
Stupid question, but these models you're posting, their bust isn't the norm is it?
It's either enhanced or exceptional isn't it?

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>>10911148

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>>10911192

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>>10911150
You mean as far as Asians are?

Yes, very much enhanced/exceptional.

Many women around here feature very modest busts, usually a B. I personally prefer a C, or a larger B - The two in >>10910457 are average or slightly above, and are my type.

There was this one teacher I've had a crush on for 7 years - Her chest was considered world-class amongst the (male) students.

But I loved her for her posture, glasses, demeanor and the way she talked to me...

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>>10911201

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>>10911246

>>10911210
Hmm, I knew a girl with that same hair as the one on the left...

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>>10911262

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>>10911287

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>>10911210
True true

>>10911269
I enjoy the hairstyle desu.

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>>10911350
What did you do when I gave you the name of that first girl last week?

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>>10911297
>>10911297

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>>10911419
It confirmed what I believed about where you're from, nothing invasive honestly, just google and some image searches.
I did say it wasn't too detaild and nothing you wouldn't have already tried

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>>10911432

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>>10911443
Of course not, дeбил.

Блять I miss having friends of any sort - not just cute, underage female ones.

Fucking job is killing my brain cells and any chance I'll have of getting a normal life back.

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>>10911467

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If only they had practice books for undergraduate-level electronics engineers at the local book store.

But of course not. Supply and demand dictates that only general studies people get practice material.

Fucking non-vocationalists.

I don't even know how they can transition into learning engineering at the university level, with the kind of kindergarten-level sciences they know.

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>>10911496

>>10911503
https://ocw.mit.edu/courses/electrical-engineering-and-computer-science/6-002-circuits-and-electronics-spring-2007/assignments/

Oh hey.

Ha bisky.

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>>10911503
but how does polar bear know what apples is?

>>10911509

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>>10911477
No need for slurs man.

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>>10911517

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>>10911521
Извинeния - I just fucking hate being confined to this retarded fucking job.

If I wasn't stuck here I'd probably be having fun chasing a degree right now, in a campus filled with a zillion potential suitors, and actually still be good at my craft.

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>>10911529

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>>10911535
It's ok, May I ask, why you took the job?
What was the reason behind it?

>>10911545
I thought you said you knew where I am.

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>>10911550
Could I ask where you're from?

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>>10911550
I'm taking a big fucking guess man, I'm assuming a lot, but it doesn't explain the job.

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>>10911545

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>>10911542

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>>10911611

>>10911580
Then you took a wrong guess.

>>10911568
A remote island in Africa called Nunyer Fucking Bizniss.

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>>10911636
Sorry. Forget I asked.

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>>10911619

>>10911636
so you're a warlord huh?

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>>10911613
>>10911613

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>>10911679
Fantastic tripcode you've got there!

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>>10911698
u2

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>>10911708
Thanks! I got it from a friend!