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Universe 2.
What does PAR think of Orre?
Last Thread: >>10892282
>>10906072
birb
>>10906031
>Cough.
>>10906055
"Nope."
>Earth Power unless Alain goes first.
252 SpA Heatran Earth Power vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Electrike: 526-620 (313 - 369%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>10906159
>Wrong pokemon.
(How am I so fucking stupid.)
252 SpA Heatran Earth Power vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Electivire: 300-354 (136.3 - 160.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO
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>>10906072
I was there for maybe a week, once?
It was gorgeous, the food was great, but it's kinda... dangerous. It's hard-mode for wilderness survival, and the local criminals are as psycho as Ghetsis' Plasma.
>>10906072
Wouldn't go there without a really good reason
>>10905905
>Booped
"I mean, I think one or two of the later dreams were there, or at least somewhere like Alola"
>Thinking
"The sun, the heat, moving in...?"
>Gulp
"Many pokemon..."
"Your brother..."
"..."
"Damn, the more I remember this the more otherworldly it seems"
>>10906190
ANNA
>>10906055
>How to make Alain salty in one sentence: the guide
>Rather than give an immediate verbal response he just clenches and relaxes both his fists and jaws repeatedly
"No, not at all."
>>10906159
"I guess you're going first. Have fun."
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>>10906001
>Scout shrugs, finding what he wants from his bag.
>If Sun looks over his shoulder he'd see a small wooden box with three small pill shaped tablets inside.
>He closes it and latches it, putting it back in his bag.
>Sun gets a shrug in response as he sits up crosslegged, watching for any bugs.
>>10906159
"Alright. Jokes aside, you do know homosexuality is currently illegal in Kanto? Please for the love of Arceus at least keep the display I just witnessed in private in the future."
>He recalls the Electrivire, wincing in sympathetic pain.
>He sends out level 76 Magnezone!
>It has an air balloon!
>>10906225
"I get the feeling I'm going to regret that joke."
>He sighs, waiting for Alain to kick his ass
>The eternal curse of a gym leader.
>>10906200
"Yeah... it's a good trip, though, right?"
>Very cuddly mouse.
"I remember being, like, the responsible team lead, after a long time being a goof..."
>>10906305
>I meant Tobias, not Alain, whups
>>10906225
"I'm already bored, do you want me to get you a soda while you kick his ass?"
>>10906305
"Yeah, sure, I guessssssssssss."
>Fiiiiiiiiiiiiire Blast.
252 SpA Heatran Fire Blast vs. 132 HP / 0 SpD Magnezone: 380-450 (159.6 - 189%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>Unless I'm calcing this wrong Heatran is faster?
>>10906201
What is it? I'm watching this egg right now, I think it's about to hatch!
>>10906368
A N N A
>>10905959
Thank you, Anna.
>She passes the Dex back to Light, and gets out from behind the bar, going downstairs to the basement, where the main stock is going to be stored.
"If we wanted to, this is big enough for a small brewery, maybe make some Mead down here?"
>She spins her bracelet on her wrist, leaning against the wall.
"Or if I ever get it legalized, we could put a wall up, and make part of this a lounge of sorts?"
B U G S
>>10906308
>The cuddly mouse does not just feel great, it feels right
"Almost... fatherly?"
"Family 'mon?"
>>10906363
"I thought you were going to buy us wine? It's your turn to buy."
>>10906305
"Who knows. Maybe ask that Psychic of yours."
>The response is nonchalant, Alain mostly ignoring Surge in favor of Tobias
>>10906477
>Rey starts tearing up.
"Y-yeah, like a dad, or a cool uncle..."
>His psychic connection gets really shaky.
>Apologetic squeaking
>>10906303
>If someone doesn't have a bug show up I guess they can like
>Go on an even longer bug quest to make the perfect bug trap or something
"Hey... What were those?"
>The box is gone now, but he made an attempt to gesture at it anyway, point at the... bag.
>Thankfully Nebby hasn't seen the bag yet, otherwise this could be bad.
(Maybe I'm being a cunt but is it me or are basically all interactions between SB and Ray's characters just dream stuff now?)
(I get that's important in this universe but it's the same thing people bitch at Em for.)
>>10906363
>Assume the most common Smogon build for everything
>There's really not going to be much challenge to this
>If you guys want we can skip the battle, since everyone knows how this will end?
"Strong trainers rarely find gyms a challenge, but I'm sorry I can't make this a more worthy battle. Pokemon such as that one blow ordinary pokemon out of the water"
>He seems genuinely disappointed as he recalls the Magnezone and replaces it with a Rotom-Wash, level 75.
>Rotom Wash will use Hydro Pump if it would go first.
>>10906488
"I don't bother Sabrina with petty questions."
>>10906540
( Honestly, I need to diversify shit going on with those chars and get out of that being the 'default' thing for them. I appreciate you bringing this concern up in a non-trolly way, and I'll try to correct things after this. Focus more on Valjean the Luxray trying to learn to talk, or Frankie being a bit out-of-place culturally. )
>>10906530
>That's fine, I'm glad this was more than just "Scout gets the bugs in the first day, blah blah."
>I'm good with whatever.
"...?"
>He doesn't retrieve the box but he points at his b- rucksack... and points to himself, making several stabbing motions on himself and then putting his fists up.
>>10906498
>Pat the psychmouse
"Well, it does fit what I was thinking, that these dreams came to spur ourselves into bettering our lives. Somehow. It is not a very good theory".
"Was there something else you had to tell, or rather, confess me?"
>>10906540
(There are plots coming up with Stibs that are very probably going to shake up things)
>>10906488
"Are we going to fight Falkner shitfaced?"
>>10906570
>Tobias switches in to Darkrai, him taking 45% damage.
>Darkrai uses Dark Pulse!
252 SpA Darkrai Dark Pulse vs. 248 HP / 0 SpD Rotom-Wash: 124-147 (54.1 - 64.1%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Leftovers recovery
>Darkrai is faster so he'll move first next turn.
>>10906625
>Yeah, wouldn't have been very interesting
>Hence Sun didn't take him into US
"Um... They're for defense? Or... Healing?"
>>10906684
>Try to re-establish the connection.
"S-sorry, I got choked up there. Being stuck in a Breeder's for a long time, like... I know I've got a bunch of kids I'll never meet, 'chu know?"
"Anyway, like, last weird dream thing for the night, right? We kinda had a thing going. Something kinda, uh... deeper than just going at it. That's the part I was hoping would be true, and kinda, well... was rushing at first 'cause of wishful thinking."
>>10906703
"You'll be fighting Falkner shitfaced. I'll be perfectly sober."
>>10906570
"Hmph. Fair enough. I thought you were required to use Kantoan Pokemon?"
>Might as well show the battle.
>It's good for getting bants on between Surge and his challengers, since nobody else really talks to him in person.
>>10906778
>Well if Friday rolls around and Scout doesn't have a UB something's happening.
>Scout shakes his head.
>He pats Sun as if to say "you'll probably see eventually."
>He stands up, stretching and looking into the distance.
>>10906703
>I guess it's good we're in a new thread because two of these is going to take a few posts up
>Rotom-Wash is destroyed the next turn, and replacing it is an Electrode, level 77
>It will use Explode if it's faster, but probably not.
>Sorry I can't do the calcs on my end, mobile is a bitch
"The real sad news is this will likely be my only loss today, well, two losses, but even so."
>>10906817
"I can use whatever Pokemon I choose, so long as they are electric type. I'm not quite so foolish as to restrict myself that much."
>>10906101
this anon digs what's up
>>10906072
I considered going there, but I hear it's one of the worst regions, especially for crime.
>Psycatte is sitting on a bench in Castelia, using his power to type on his Dex
>He pulls a berry from his bag, nibbling on it.
>>10906802
>Something dark stirs deep inside of Stibs psyche at the mention of the Breeders
>But also a feeling of satisfaction
"Maybe in time buddy, a proper family"
"Anyways, something deeper..."
>...
>Slightly blushing nerd
>"Was that the very important thing you wanted to tell me for weeks?"
>>10906817
"I'm not that much of a lightweight!"
>>10906863
>Darkrai uses Nasty Plot +2SpA.
>Explosion hits, leaving Darkrai with, uh, 10% health?
0- Atk Life Orb Electrode Explosion vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Darkrai: 91-108 (37.9 - 45%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
"That's a shame."
>>10906850
>Is that thing pain?
>Because it sounds like it's probably pain
"I don't think any of them are going to show up...."
>Alola's champ stands off, dusting off his pants and shirt with a pout
"That sucks. Um... You kinda got thrown at me so... I'm guessing you don't have somewhere to stay?"
>>10906072
I come from Orre, and I'd rather not go back.
>>10906902
Hey there. You make it safe to where you were heading, ese?
>>10906918
>The dark feeling isn't unnoticed, but it's not prodded at any farther.
"Yeah, bro. That was the thing. Like, 'chu can see how I'd give in and go too fast chasing a dream, right?"
>>10906850
>>10907000
>BUZZWOLE APPEARED!
>He flicks Sun, knocking him over.
Heh!
>>10906991
"Lightweight? Maybe I'm just bringing out the hard stuff."
>Tobias gets a chuckle and a playful elbow to the side
>No homo
>>10906863
"I thought you and Flint would think the same."
>Alain huffs and shrugs, returning his hands to his pockets.
"Not that it matters much."
>>10907000
>Definitely pain.
>Scout chuckles quietly, standing up and shaking his head.
>>10907047
>Is that it?
>Either way it has the guy with the Volcarona, it must be stopped.
>Scout draws a dagger from his belt and his estoc and aims a jab at one of its arms.
>>10906991
"It is, the few that use a ground type usually get stumped by an air balloon or rotom, it's quite embarrassing to watch."
>He sends out the last Pokemon on the team, a Raichu.
"Not as embarrassing as watching two men act like high school sweethearts, but close."
>>10907078
"No, Flint has the right idea, but he's misguided, and more stubborn than me."
>>10907047
>>10907143
>The one time I was hoping not to get trips
>Before he can react Sun is knocked over, face planting in the dirt with a cry of pain
"Hey!"
>Nebby turns to look, but doesn't interfere. Unless Sun is actually in danger or he's explicitly asked he won't do anything. Such is the behavior of an asshole cat.
>>10907143
>Odd.
>The sword barely does anything, are you even trying?
>>10907193
>Buzzwole pushes Sun's head into the dirt.
You been working out yet, wimp?
>>10907180
>I fucked up and forgot level
>Level 79
>It will use Thunder if it can
>>10907045
>Nerd is definitely stunned
"Wowza..."
>...
"You know, I'm perfectly fine with this"
>An alleyway is nearby, with a van parked in it
>Nerd takes a glance at it
>>10907251
>The mouse also glances at the van, seeing Stibs do so.
"We driving home? If not, it's cool."
>Rey is oblivious to the implications of Stibs driving the Unmarked Van right now.
>>10907078
"Rude! I'm going to have to get you some better alcohol then."
>>10907180
>Tobias shrugs.
"I tend not to."
>Darkrai is fast as hell, christ.
>Darkrai uses Dark Pulse.
+2 252 SpA Darkrai Dark Pulse vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Raichu: 297-349 (142.7 - 167.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>10907193
>Scout squints at Sun and the bug, concerned.
>>10907214
"..."
>He pulls a knife from his belt and throws it into the pokemon's back.
>>10907291
"No, just dropping a few things, we are already close to home"
>Nerd takes the van keys out of his pocket, and opens the back door
>Five odd spherical objects are inside, two of them seem burnt
>The Nerd leaves in the bag with electronics stuff
>>10907002
Yes, thank you.
I don't know where I will go from here, but it is better than being stuck anywhere near my old home.
>>10907362
>Rey suspicion: kinda near-zero. He's pretty trusting.
"Bought parts to replace fried parts, bro?"
"Anyway, like, home. Home's a nice idea, I hope Frankie's been okay without me to keep an eye on him, hahaha."
>>10907180
"Flint's idea was that trainers from a region should only use Pokemon discovered in that region. So does he have the right idea or not?"
>You can see Alain's jaw clench again at the comment about high school sweethearts
>>10907304
"Like what, sake?"
>>10907214
>>10907344
>Several scrapes open up on his cheek where it meets a rock, prompting a whimper from the boy
"N-no! I don't need to!"
>>10907529
>Buzz takes the pressure off of Sun.
Stay here, squirt.
>>10907344
>Buzzwole turns his attention to Scout.
Did you
>Flex.
Just fuckin'
>FLEX
Throw some goddamn
>FLEX
Shit at me?
>>10907529
>Scout looks past the bara bug to make sure Sun isn't, y'know, dead.
>>10907566
>Seeing he isn't he turns back to his newest problem.
>He flips Buzz the bird, pulling his second of five knives and throwing it straight at his face.
>>10907465
"Correct, they fried themselves during testing"
"At least the modular design proved itself and managed to return to normal with some effort"
>Thinking
"Yep, home. And there's more to ask Frankie about like..."
>Nerd spaces out
>>10907304
>Victory!
>Tobias gets the badge!
"Congratulations, you stomped me."
>>10907481
"His other ideas, strength of a region, loyalty to those above you, are on the right track, but never restrict yourself to weapons made at home, especially if an enemies' got an upper hand."
>He places the balls back into their rack and presses a button, restoring the team
>The Magnezone (L75) returns, it's balloon no longer popped, somehow.
>Don't question how one balloon is making it float.
>It will use Flash Cannon if it is able.
>>10907411
You could stay in Castelia, try to head for a different town, or take to the backwoods. All good options.
Anyway, glad I could help you get out of Kalos.
>>10907344
>>10907566
(This is real damn great)
>>10907481
"Anything harder. Rectified Spirit would work."
>>10907566
>>10907624
(I'm sorry but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVNcmGjNW6c )
>>10907629
>Badge get!
>Tobias smiles, sitting back.
>>10907628
"Like what, bro?"
>sniff sniff
"Like why the apartment smells funny?"
>>10907566
>>10907624
>Being once again capable of movement, Sun scrambles back, holding his bleeding cheek
>He looks over at Nebby, the cat having adopted a ready-to-pounce position should it be needed.
>The champ questions the use of knives instead of a Pokemon more than anything.
>>10907624
>Right in the face.
Alright, you're paying me back that blood you wasted.
>Buzzwole rolls for a grab.
>>10907649
>>10907659
(Thank.)
>>10907723
>Buzz isn't paying attention to Sun anymore.
>>10907677
>Unspace out
>Close and lock van
>Get to the apartment building
"Like what if
>Snif
"What the FUCK?"
>>10907772
>Something smells foul, like rot. Perhaps it'll be less bad up where the apartment proper is, rather than at street level?
>A work crew is milling about at the side of the building.
>>10907659
"Well, go get it then."
>Alain makes a shooing motion at Tobias, turning back to Surge.
>>10907629
>Mr Kalosian conference champ is still salty af
>He sends out Charizard (L100)
>Mega Evolve that shit off of the power of salt.
"Hm, I guess. I'm still going to solo you with just Charizard either way."
>Note: Alain's Charizard's build is a custom one, not the default one. 132 HP, 124 Atk, 252 Sp Atk, Naughty Nature.
>I felt it better reflected what we see in the anime.
>Charizard is still faster so...
252 SpA Charizard-Mega-X Flamethrower vs. 132 HP / 0 SpD Magnezone: 426-504 (178.9 - 211.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>10907819
>Approach work crew
"Excuse me but what is this horrid smell?"
>>10907649
>>10907659
(Thanks guys!)
>>10907723
>Scout flashes Sun a thumbs up as Buzzwole completes the grab.
>>10907758
>All according to keikaku.
>Scout douses Buzzwole in turpentine!
>Larvesta (Lv30) uses Flame Charge!
0 Atk Larvesta Flame Charge vs. 52 HP / 0 Def Dry Skin Buzzwole: 20-26 (10.5 - 13.7%) -- possibly the worst move ever
>>10907876
>The crewmen chuckle, and the lead rattles off a canned response.
"Ruptured piping, sir, it'll be fixed by morning. We're working overtime to resolve this as soon as possible."
>(tfw the reaction was supposed to be at the apartment door so you gotta figure something out)
>>10907758
>>10907884
>Rising to his feet, Sun gives Scout a thumbs up in return, albeit shakier
>He wants to believe that Scout can do this on his own, but swaps out Nebby for Helios anyway
>Off goes a Quiver Dance.
>>10907953
"Thank fuck"
>Go back inside the building
>Get to the elevator
>And hope for the best
(I thought I had posted the level when he first showed up. Buzz is Level 50, running Offensive Roost.)
(Dry Skin due to turpentine and Beast Boost at the same time.)
>>10907884
>Hit!
Fuckin' weak pussy can't beat Buzz.
>Buzz spikes Scout to the ground.
>>10908060
TOUCH ME AND I'LL HILL HIM BEFORE YOU CAN BLINK, KID.
>>10908088
>Ding.
>The smell of gym socks, maybe, and fermentation wafts down the hall. It's coming from your apartment, too.
>It's pretty quiet, though, with a bit of unfamiliar music from behind a door.
>>10908138
"This is why I need to stop hoping for things"
>Click click open the door
>>10908184
>The music and the smell are both from the apartment.
>There's some sort of Kantonian pop music playing, and Frankie's sitting at the table, seeming oblivious to the smell.
>Or not caring, as the apparent source is a bowl with some sort of beans in it that he's eating with chopsticks like it's the food of the gods.
>>10908248
>Sit at the other end of the table, trying to contain any expressions of disgust
"Frankly, I'm impressed that you managed to beat the ruptured sewer pipe in the street."
>>10908128
>Spike'd.
>Scout coughs, hefting himself up with one arm and poising his sword for another strike.
>He swings for the legs!
>>10908060
>Scout makes a motion at his neck, shaking his head.
>>10908311
>Dubsfail, Frankie knows.
"I'm sorry, Stibs, I shouldn't have microwaved the natto, I was just a little homesick and then defrosted it the lazy way."
>Sad Frankie.
"Well, the Pokemon don't seem to mind the smell, at least?"
>>10908323
>>10908128
>There's a few moments spent debating, the conflict visible on Sun's face. But, as was inevitable, the boy gives in.
"... fine. Helios?"
>The Volcarona, who hadn't moved much from Sun's side anyway, lands on the ground, watching and waiting.
>Fuck yes, an IC excuse for Sun to not fight
>>10908418
>Sylvie wrinkles her nose
"I can say I've smelled worse but it's pretty bad."
>Fuck, the Surge player fell asleep.
>We all know how that match up was gonna end, so I'll just... Time skiiiiip
>Newly earned badge in its case and Charizard in its ball, Alain slams the gym door behind him
"So... What now?"
>>10908418
>Trying to be as polite as possible with a face contorted in disgust
"It's fine, that's understandable but if the microwave smells you clean it"
>Probe and MAG, having no olfactory organs, obviously don't mind the smell
>Nerd goes off to open every single window
>>10908473
"Mere curiosity but what could be worse?"
>>10908567
>Frankie goes off to clean the microwave, and the sparklion snags his 'dex.
>tappatappatappa
"Be thankful you do not know."
>>10908536
>Tobias chuckles, following after him with a bottle of booze.
"Johto? Or do you want to take the E4 on?"
>>10908567
"Well first thing comes to mine is a garbodor i met one time."
>>10908323
>Miss.
You even trying, squirt?
>Buzz goes for a punch.
>>10908456
>Thanks, Anon, its appreciated.
>>10908618
"Blue's still not back."
>Snatching the bottle from Tobias' grasp, Alain takes a swig
"Let's do Johto, and if he's not back by then we do the E4 without his badge."
>>10908605
>A few pats of understanding are given
"Knowing you I can imagine why"
>>10908623
"Thankfully it was just one time"
>>10908456
>Scout nods again, giving a thumbs up.
>>10908665
>Scout sweats, trying to decide if he's going to need one of those pills.
>The thought is dashed when he remembers he'd have to go back for a refill, no dice on that.
>Third of fives knives is thrown at Buzz's face.
>>10908665
>NP
>I try to keep Sun out of fights but uh...
>Was kinda hard to find an excuse here, thanks for providing one.
>Using his shirt, Sun tries to wipe the blood and dirt off of his face.
>>10908769
>Not much for the solar child to do now except for watch and hope he doesn't have to tell Kira he got someone killed.
>>10908698
>Tobias nods, giving Alain a kiss to the cheek.
"Our ride, il mio amore?"
>>10908769
>Miss.
>I'm going to laugh if this battle goes on for half an hour because of our misses.
You wanna pull that without an arm?
>Buzz grabs for his left arm.
>>10908787
>Scout nods over at him, pulling his second mask down.
>>10908874
>Jokes on you, Scout's a rightie.
>He jabs at Buzzwole's hand with his estoc.
>Wonder why the Volcarona is so important to the HK bug guys.
>Read up on HK.
>One of the bosses is literally the sun
Clever fuckers, you and the king guy.
>>10908944
u wot
>>10908702
>tappatappa
"It's alright. Those days are behind me forever."
"Now we can move forward towards our goals."
>Almost forgot to put the Casteliacones in the freezer
>>10908978
>Thinking
>"These days will be soon behind for everybody"
"Oh yes, goals"
"I'm going to buy the tickets to Alola, is Wednesday ok for everyone?"
>>10908874
>>10908924
>Gonna chill with the replies from Sun until the battle is over to save replies and whatnot
>Just letting you know so you don't wait up or anything
>>10909025
>Tappatappatappa
"Wednesday will work well. Frankie and Rey are anxious to go, but need to pack more."
>Thinking
>>10908924
>Stab.
What the fuck is with you?
>He drops Scout and gets to pulling the knives out, bending them and tossing them to the ground.
Fine, you win or whatever. You still owe me blood, asshole. What's your plan for that?
>>10909049
>That's cool, we're about done, you can have Sun join back in now or soon if you want.
>>10908852
>A click signifies Charizard's release from his Pokeball
"After you, mon chéri."
>He ends the sentence with a mock bow and a flourish of- oh wait, he took the cloak off a while ago. The dramatic effect is ruined by his attempt to flourish a cloak he doesn't have. Charizard's eyeroll is practically audible
>>10908944
(Shhhhhhhhhhh.)
>>10909049
(You can hop back in whenever!)
>>10909088
>...
>Scout grabs the bent knives sighing.
>-2 knives.
>He writes to the best of his abilities in the dirt.
"u cn have any one i kll"
>>10909082
"Wednesday is it is. I still have a few errands to do before we go."
>>10909128
(oops)
I want to fuck Valjean
>>10909117
>Tobias holds back a snort, climbing onto the dragon.
"If you need to borrow it that much I can lend you one, mon cher."
>He chuckles, offering Alain a hand.
>>10909088
>>10909119
>Kinda assumed the fight was gonna go on longer, rip
>Back in I gooo
>Resisting the urge to turn that Buzzwole into a crispy fried mosquito takes a conscious effort
>Can Sun read the dirt writing from here?
>Who knows, but he's sure as hell going to try and read it, the nosy bastard.
>>10909128
>Pat the nerd.
"We should get some sleep, but I have a question first. Do you know anyone in biology, medical specialty , Pokemon research?"
I want to rape Valjean
I want to molest Valjean
>>10909119
"Eh, maybe. You are decently tough."
>Buzz flicks a rock toward Scout.
"See ya later, ass. Maybe when you impress me."
>Buzz punches a UB portal open and fucks off.
so i'm a zorua trying to become a person so that i can be a pokemon trainer any advice if i should be a guy/girl?
I want to give Valjean a blowjob
>>10909218
>8.
>Sun most definitely can.
>Scout looks over at Sun and gives a shrug.
>That went well?
>>10909243
>Buzz gets a squint and a wave.
I want to spank Valjean for being a bad cat
>>10909251
Go for a guy, being a girl is harder.
I want to dress Valjean in stockings and make him my bitch
>>10909201
>Alain shakes his head, accepting the hand and climbing into Tobias' lap
"You heard Surge. Being gay is illegal here, and I don't know anything that screams "Hey, we're fucking." more than matching outfits."
>Another swig from the drink
"...What is this, anyway?"
>>10909251
You'll get more respect as a man in most places.
>>10909224
"I have been looking at various potential hires in my projects and I think one or two have more biomedical expertise."
"I'd ask you why but I'm also in need of sleep and... I need to say a few things to Frankie"
I want to get vored by Valjean
I want Valjean to digest me and turn me into a turd
>>10909291
>Tappatappatappa
"I'll go get him then. Judging by the lack of smell, I'm say he finished cleaning up the natto."
>Time to pull the dork over by the hand.
I want Valjean to rub his cock all over my face and splatter me with cum
I want Valjean to lick my paws
>>10909251
Being male nets you more respect in most cultures.
>>10909287
>Tobias chuckles.
"Well then I'll be happy to share one. A trip to Sinnoh soon, then?"
>Tobias hug Alain, resting his chin on his neck.
"Long Island Iced Tea, I just got what sounded fancy. It tastes pretty good."
I want Valjean to shove his stinky feet in my face
>>10909261
>Sun looks fairly shocked, but tries to quickly hide it behind a grin
>Bug guy mentioned killing someone, so... If he follows him around, stops that from happening, and then turns him in that should prove he's good enough for the IP, right?
>This is the course of action the champ has decided on, anyway
"Hey, that was pretty cool! But... Why didn't you use your Pokemon more?"
>>10909251
Any specific region?
I want Valjean to dress me up in bondage and whip my ass raw
I want Valjean to eat and eat and eat until he is the fattest Luxray in the world
Then I can rub his stomach till he burps for me
>>10909315
>There's some lingering fermentation smells but not as bad as before
>"Indeed"
-Nerd: out of pics
I want Valjean to grow the biggest pair of breasts for me to motorboat with
Cowabunga dude
>>10909347
>He crouches down, using one of the bent up knives to write.
"pokemon go against other users. getting one to follow is a gift or fought by the user."
I want Valjean's cock and balls to become hyper so I can suck and snuggle with them for hours on end
>>10909413
>The dork still smells slightly of natto, but it's tolerable now.
"Hey, Valjean fetched me, heheh. What's going on, Stibs?"
I want Valjean to shit a fat turd on my face
I want Valjean to cut me open and eat my organs
b i r d m a n
>>10909364
going to alola
>>10909344
"Maybe I'll get a lab coat instead."
>He turns just enough to plant a kiss on Tobias' cheek
"Tobias? Why am I the only one drinking?"
(...I want Valjean to love me when no one else will :( )
>>10909505
"With your fashion sense...?"
>Tobias chuckles, returning the kiss.
"Because I don't think your Charizard would appreciate us joining the mile high club on his back."
>>10909463
"One, sorry for harshing you with the smell. Two, bought tickets for Alola, we go out the Wednesday. Third.."
>Deep breaths
>Breathe in, breathe out
"...if Rey could go sleep with me, I feel that he has been looking for that for a long while"
-Nerd, clearly embarassed
Chya, bros, check this shit out that just popped off in the big A.
>Uploaded furryfightsamosquito[UNEDITED-RAW-GONE-SEXUAL].mp4
>>10909445
"So... You don't take Pokemon with you unless you fight them without other Pokemon? Or gifts. And...."
>He squints at the writing, leaning down to look closer
"And you... Wait... Are you saying you have your Pokemon attack the trainer instead of the other Pokemon??"
>The concept registers as odd to Sun, and he does a double take to make sure he didn't just misread
>>10909557
Knife throwing is my thing.
>>10909538
"Sure, I see no problem with that. He's warmed up to you faster than anybody."
>Frankie chuckles.
>Rolling for if the little lightbulb lights up in his head or not.
>>10909530
"I could maybe pull one off..."
>Alain is half way to drunkville at this point, but just keeps drinking anyway
"What do you mean "us"? I can hold my liquor better than you any day."
>>10909587
But can you do it better?
>>10909575
>Scout shakes his head.
"user get pokemon."
"pokemon fight pokemon"
"no more pokemon. user fight user."
"unless rules put in place"
>He looks up at Sun, drawing a question mark.
>>10909557
With knife skills like that, ese, I'd be proud to call that grillo loco an honorary Orrean.
>>10909557
That's some crazy ass shit, man.
Post any more you get.
3/10 though 'cause nobody shouted "WORLDSTAR".
gonna go to alola as a girl wish me luck anons
>>10909587
Obviously you have to fight him.
>>10909615
"If anyone's pulling anything off it'll be me."
>He chuckles.
"Mile High club implies we'd be banging on his back."
>>10909557
...is this some kind of Alolan sport?
>>10909589
"Thank you and...oh yeah, left some Casteliacones in the freezer, all bills are paid receipts in the table, ready up for the last day in Unova"
>There's something out of place in the receipts
>A receipt for a car rental
-A Nerd
>>10909648
Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't all of the advice specifically say "no, don't do that"?
>>10909589
>Odds. Subtext has gone over Frankie's head. I blame the natto.
"I think I'm... going to turn in for the evening..."
>>10909648
Best of luck, Zoruanon.
going to alola right now if someone can give me some tips let me know
>>10909681
i'm doing it anyways
first time in alola apparently i get this weird passport thingy from a professor and gonna decided what starter i'm gonna pick
>>10909690
If it appears out of a glowy blue portal don't mess with it!
>>10909675
Um... Nope! We don't normally fight mosquitoes here!
>>10909622
"Ohhhhh, okay. I think I get it!"
>Sun smiles and rubs the back of his neck, pausing when a question comes to mind
"Um... Do you guys fight to the death or something?"
picked this weird bird owl thingy now i'm going to some festival for some weird reason
>>10909280
>>10909292
>>10909316
>>10909331
>>10909508
>>10909738
Noted, I'm going to Alola soon.
>>10909689
"Sleep well, man"
>>10909801
anon wanna meet up so that we could hang out and go on a journey together?
>>10909738
>He looks back down, focusing on the words as he writes.
"if it is in the rules we do."
"we avoid killing our own & pokemon unless it is in the rules"
>He pauses, staring at the ground.
"i am unsure what the rules are here. i didnt kill the mean blue man or the round gold man."
gonna be going to the mall looking at clothes if anyone wants to hang out let me know
>>10909703
Don't give false info if you can avoid giving any info in the first place.
Alola's hot and humid and tropical, so keep that in mind if you've gotta rough it.
Oh, and don't piss off the Hakunas or Tapus unless you've got a death wish.
>>10909759
( bruh, I like the character concept you've got going, but it I feel like you're racing through things. Would you be willing to slow down a bit and/or reply to thread a little more? )
>>10909847
fine if you insist on me slowing down
>>10909657
>The Kalosian snaps to attention
"Pulling something off? Tell me more."
> He kisses along Tobias' jawline, leaving several nips along the way
"Doesn't work, he'd toss us both off. We're here anyway."
>Alain takes another swig from the bottle, tugging on the cloak and lightly biting at Tobias' neck
"Carry me, mon chéri."
>>10909807
I'm on a mission, but not precisely a journey.
gonna avoid fighting type pokemon and tapus for my own safety what's this about team skull? sounds like a group of weirdos
>>10909817
"We uh.... We don't kill here at all? You'd get locked up forever if you did."
>Again, Sun runs a hand across the back of his neck
"And um... You get in a lot of trouble for hurting people at all."
>>10909899
Team Skull? They're kinda just... Thugs! Kinda like... Kinda like the gangsters you see on Unovan movies and stuff!!
>>10909926
ah ok then just caught some pokemon and going to my first trial kinda weird how nobody suspects i'm a pokemon here desu
>>10909882
>Help, Tobias isn't used to this much attention.
"Your clothes, mon cher..."
>He clears his throat, grabbing Alain and lifting him bridal style.
"We're getting a hotel room before you end up trying to bed me on a flower patch."
>Tobias heads to the nearest hotel in Violet City? and grabs them a room.
>Alain gets put down gently on the bed as Tobias chuckles.
>>10909251
>>10909648
>>10909690
>>10909703
>>10909736
>>10909759
>>10909807
>>10909832
>>10909899
>>10909935
see, this garbage excuse of what you call RP is exactly why I spam the shit out of you Serena
just stop posting already
>>10909926
>You lost him.
"locked up?"
>He cocks his head.
"no one got mad at me for hurting the mean blue man."
>>10909959
>tfw birdbrain is right
>>10910001
you say that like I'm not always right :^)
>>10910038
daddy get another 8
>>10910047
>one (you)
>>10910038
>imblying
>>10910047
was getting caught part of your plan?
you're a big idiot :^)
>>10909948
"Flower patch? Maybe if we go to Kalos."
>The sound Alain makes is an appreciative hum, threading his free hand through Tobias' luscious locks
"If anyone asks I'm drunk. Which is funny, because I'm not."
>It takes Alain all of two seconds to worm his way under the covers after kicking off his shoes
>Here goes another swig
>>10909966
"Yeah, locked up! Y'know... Prison?"
>Sun cocks his head to the side, brows furrowed in thought
"Mean blue man...?"
>>10910167
>The words fall deaf on him.
"is that like excution?"
>He draws his best approximation of a police officer.
>Rolling for quality.
>>10910146
"If we do that I'm at least selling my own sex tape."
>The cloak is set on the doorknob and the shoes go in front of the door.
>Tobias slips under the covers, snuggling up to Alain.
"You feel like watching anything?"
>The remote is handed over to Alain.
>>10910183
"Um... No? You get suck in a... uh... It's like a small room? But you stay there. Forever."
>Odds
>It's okay Scout, I can't draw with a knife either
>Sun can recognize it as a person, but not a cop
"I don't get it."
>>10910357
>Scout erases everything he's drawn, putting one last message.
"explain later. late. should we go to your home?"
>>10910201
"I'd buy it."
>At this point Alain is definitely drunk, the faintest hint of a slurr and a Kalosian accent becoming noticeable in his speech
"You?"
>His own joke produces a light chuckle
"But... not really? Put on whatever. "
>A hand slides along Tobias' chest, fiddling with the buttons of the suit
>>10910416
"I uh..."
>He glances to the side awkwardly, avoiding eye contact
"Don't have one?"
>Sun shrugs, scuffing a foot on the ground
"And I don't think Kira would like me bringing home another random person, but.... I could get you the hotel room next to ours! I have enough to pay for it!"
>>10910419
>Tobias chuckles, giving a nod.
"Maybe, only to see how you look in the flowers."
>Tobias shrugs, turning it to Alolan news and turning Kalosian subtitles on.
"Murders, murders, murders, weird."
so i'm gonna face Illima's trial now hopefully i can make it
>>10910456
>Scout squints under his mask, sniffing the air.
>If he could speak he'd ask Sun if something was wrong but he gives a nod instead.
>He produces the 199$ from the cab ride, showing it to Sun and cocking his head.
>>10910475
>He's given up on the buttons - he simply doesn't have the coordination to deal with them right now.
"Who's recording?"
>Instead, Alain has gone back to feeling up Tobias' chest and stomach as best he can through the suit... only to let out a huff of frustration when he encounters a belt
"La baise...?"
>>10910487
Why are you doing a trial at night?
That's kinda dangerous!
>>10910495
"Um... Yeah, I think that'd pay for two nights? I can cover it if you want though, it's not a big deal!"
>Another shrug, this one accompanied by a smile from the champion
>>10910576
"Mmm..."
>He puts 4 fingers up and points toward the hotel, cocking his head at Sun.
"Hhhn...?"
>>10910552
>Tobias shrugs.
"Surge?"
>Tobias lets out a chuckle, smiling.
"What, you don't wear a belt?"
>>10910649
"Four nights? Alright, I can do that! C'mon!"
>Sun leads him inside and to the counter, the boy paying for a four night stay in the room next to him
"You can't smoke here but uh... You can have your Pokemon out!"
>>10910576
i'll be fine i have a device that can protect me anyways and i'm done took a few minutes of my time but it was worth it
>>10910682
"Elastic waistband and a drawstring."
>Alain grumbles, determined to figure out this damn belt
"You'd know if you ever got in them.
>Tobias gets several bites along the jugular, planting a kiss at each location as if to soothe the bite before moving on
>>10910747
>He nods, bowing and letting his pokemon in.
>He pauses for a moment, staring Sun down and thinking...
>Scout nods, pulling Sun into a hug.
>Scout is probably only a bit taller at about 5'10, he hasn't totally finished growing yet.
>>10910793
"How... Kalosian.
>3.
>Confirmed, Tobias' belts are the final boss of PAR.
>Alain isn't any closer to getting the first one off.
"I'll be sure to check next time."
>Tobias holds back his laugh, kissing Alain back and nibbling his cheek.
after 30 minutes i've made it back to the first place where i got the starter pokemon and defeated hala. now i'm going to stay in hau'oli city for a few days before heading off towards the next island
>>10910805
>Four inches taller - Sun's about 5'6. Average height for someone from Kanto, but short compared to everyone else.
>Unfortunately for Sun, this is as tall as he's gonna get.
>The sound he makes is oddly similar to a squeak, the boy caught by surprise with the hug. He's a sucker for hugs though, so he quickly melts into it, wrapping his arms around Scout in return and patting his back
"You're welcome, it's uh... Not gonna hurt my bank too much or anything!"
>>10910873
wanna hang out later where are you currently?
>>10910837
>He's starting to get a bit frustrated with the belt, huffing and grumbling against his throat
"Fucking belts."
>Rather than continue his line of bites and kiss along Tobias' neck Alain stops at the spot where the jaw and the ear meet the neck. A soft spot normally covered by his hair, and ideal for a hidden hickey.
>It gets a quick lick and a bite before Alain goes to work on that.
>Will Alain ever manage to defeat the belt menace?
>Let's find out with this roll.
battling trainers is fun as fuck felt so satisfying getting money from them when they lose.
>>10910873
>He nods, patting Sun's back and lingering in the hug for a little too long.
>Scout pulls away, nodding and patting Sun's head.
>He hands Sun the 199$ and heads into his room, locking the door.
(Time for me to sleep, thank you!)
chilling in hala's place for a while until i set off on another island time for sleep
>>10910885
.... uh.
I'm not really sure it'd be a good idea to just tell everyone where I am...
But I'm uh... I'm heading to bed soon anyway, sorry anon!
>>10911017
(Night anon, sleep well.)
>Sun gives a goodbye wave, heading off into Kira's apartment and plopping down on the couch
>>10910962
>Tobias' breath hitches and he lets out a few moans.
"Heheh, good job. You know, you aren't too bad at this."
>One belt down, the next one is even harder, there are two latches that move and need to be held down at the same time while the belt is also being pulled out.
>>10911017
>>10911051
>Kira squints, hiding behind the corner
"Was- is that Jobin?"
>>10911059
"Quel genre de blague ..."
>The sheer amount of "what the fuck?" he's experiencing right now at the second belt can't even be effectively put into words
>That might as well be a chastity belt, since Alain is just as likely to get past one of those as he is this belt
"I've had practice."
>Having internally noped at that belt, he slides a hand up Tobias' shirt, a thumb just barely grazing a nip
>>10911116
>He rolls on the couch until he's facing where he thinks Kira is
".... what's a Jobin?"
>Sun's probably at least slightly bloodied up, hopefully it doesn't mess up Kira's couch too much
going to akala island now hopefully i can make it without people realizing i'm a pokemon or their dex scanning me i hope nobody throws a pokeball at me.
>>10911161
>Kira squints at Sun, grabbing some things.
"Jobin's, uh, an old friend. Did you fall down? Who was that guy, a friend?"
>He sighs, grabbing a washcloth, getting it wet and cleaning the blood off of Sun's face.
well i made it and so far so good i managed to use a z move and have to hunt for these cell thingies
>>10911211
>Wow, that stings
>The champ winces reflexively and whimpers a bit
"Yeah, I guess so. He wanted to find a Buzzwole so I offered to help and uh... It kinda attacked me?"
>He offers a shrug, looking down and away
>>10911228
(Anon, there are no cells to hunt for. Zygarde is already a 100% form because Sun did the cell hunt during the events of Sun almost a year ago.)
>>10911258
"That's weird... Well... Just keep an eye on him, I guess?"
>Kira shrugs, putting some TMNT bandaids on the cuts.
"I'm not here to control your life, if you want to be friends you should talk to him more. Just make sure he isn't going to stick any beetles in your sock drawer."
>>10911258
well that was awkward then, also they told me that and took the cube thingy back. so i'm at this cool looking hotel and i saw this weird crack in the sky
>>10911136
>Tobias chuckles.
"Not enough to get past my other belt?"
>He shrugs, leaning in and kissing Alain's neck.
"Forgive me if I sleep, mon cher. Being with you wears me out."
>>10911286
"I don't have a sock drawer, silly!"
>He offers up the sliced arm for inspection, the blood caked and dried around the wound
"I was gonna kinda watch him and see what's going on? He said something to the Buzzwole about letting it have whoever he killed so..."
>Another shrug from the champ, the boy running the free hand through his hair
"I thought it would probably be better to kinda watch him and see if he's in a cult or the one doing the murders or something..."
>>10911308
A what
this bed is so soft hopefully nobody discovers my secret in alola while i try to go to Lana's trial tomorrow
>>10911361
so basically i saw something called a ultra wormhole appearing in the sky
>>10911353
"This is going to hurt."
>Kira sighs, rubbing the blood away and rubbing disinfectant in the wound.
"Yeah, that's pretty sketchy. Keep an eye on him for me, please. Maybe ask to join and give it a look around."
>Kira bandages his arm up.
>>10911312
"That's not a belt, that's a death trap."
>Admitting defeat, Alain withdraws his hand from Tobias' shirt, flopping himself on the Sinnohan's chest
>Not before giving the nip a quick tweak though
"Alright, get some sleep. Maybe I'll get you tomorrow."
well my team wiped her totem out z crystals sure are shiny anyhow time to relax before going to kiwae's trial, gonna head back to the hotel after beating some trainers for their money
>>10911386
>Sun flinches, nearly jerking his arm away from Kira
"Okay Kira, I can do that!"
>A pause as Sun thinks over the details
"I'm not sure they'll let me in their bug cult thingy but... I can try! Quick question though..."
>The champ gestures to Kat's unconscious body in the middle of the floor
"What're you gonna do about her?"
well been a while but i've beaten all the trials and now i'm gonna defeat olivia.
>Veary early morning in Unova
>Time to sneak out of the apartment and test
>But first, a few repairs and messages out
>>10911978
Hey, what's your name.
>A white van stops near the Day Care of Unova Route 3, out of sight
>"This should be relatively peaceful"
>Secret roll
>A Meowstic wanders the streets of Castelia, taking in the sights.
>His bag floats at his side, in easy reach, with the Flare Insignia sewn into it.
>He nibbles on his last berry as he walks, and starts considering where to get food.
>Park van in a different alleyway in Castelia, still relatively close to the apartment
>Walk quickly home, must be back before anyone wakes up
pee
>>10906072
Orre is basically the best place ever. More freedom there to do what you want than anywhere else, without any pesky IP or outsiders to dictate what's right and wrong. LOCAL POWER FOREVER!
>>10913599
>Faildubs
>Somebody definitely knows.
>Is that anxiety, friend, or a guilty conscience?
>>10913557
>Eros decides the best way is to beg, and goes up to a hot dog stand in the street
>He sighs, looking up at the man and putting on his most pathetically adorable look
>Rolling for effectiveness
>>10914572
>He got a hot dog, no Psychic powers needed.
>This will last him until around dinner time.
>He continues to wander, absorbing the sights, pondering what he's going to do for the rest of his life.
>He eventually sits down, pulling out his Dex.
What do you guys do when you're completely lost, and not in the physical sense?
>>10911978
( Okay, real talk. You're blatantly trying to take Sun's place despite Sun being already played in the same thread, you've got virtually no characterization and you barely interact with thread. )
( I asked you to shape up once upthread and you didn't. Please lurk more and consider dropping this character. )
>Test reviews
>Λ and P protocols had little to work with
>Thankfully, neither bugged out nor caused unnecessary problems
>>10914568
>It is not the conscience.
>But it could be any of the other two options
>Or even evidence of a strage outing at odd times
>Hidden roll for a thing.
>>10914712
>Enjoy the walk home, programmer guy.
>Secret roll. Somebody's following you, let's see how long until you figure out who.
>>10914774
>The feeling of being followed
>Walk faster to the apartment
>Click click
>Is everyone still asleep?
-An anxious nerd
>>10914807
>Odd.
>Steeldino opens its eye just enough to watch.
>>10914807
>The zap rat is still asleep, as is the Eevee.
>The Luxray and Frankie are missing.
>>10914838
>Nerd does not notice that the Aaron is just pretending to be asleep
>>10914867
>"Crap"
>"Lets hope they didn't check while I was away"
>"Sorry, everyone"
>Resume sleeping along the zapmouse and fairypupper, as short as the sleep will be
-A nerd with secrets to hide
>In the back room of an antique shop in Alola, something stirs
>Whirrrrrrrr
>Click-click-click
>>10914967
>More robots
(Anon, you know there are like six right now?)
>>10914999
(This one is special)
>>10915020
(uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh whatever)
>>10915028
(It's Magearna, dude, it hardly counts as a robot)
>>10915043
(Not that anon but I'll probably have Marshadow bother them when they get introduced.)
>>10914961
>>10914838
>click, click.
>"How did you get out here?"
>The door opens, then closes.
>Somebody's home.
>>10915101
>If not already asleep, pretend to be asleep
-Nerd without enough caffeine in his system
>>10915101
>Aron keeps his eye closed, watching the two.
This is my first time speaking to the world outside of my island.
What is life like on the outside?
>>10915159
>>10915174
>Frankie heads into the kitchen, smelling faintly of whatever he made the mistake of microwaving last night, and starts making coffee.
>Valjean the Luxray, on the other hand, walks up to Stibs and raps on the nearest wall with two claws.
>ticktick, tapticktap, taptick, taptaptap, ticktaptap.
>>10915239
Depends on where you are, ese, and who you are.
I'm just out in the backwoods, camping and chomping on Berries and trying to clear my head, but that's not an everyday thing for most people, ese.
>A three foot tall statue has just vanished from an antique shop's inventory
>In an alley in Hau'Oli City, the "statue" picks up a glass bottle, examining it
>>10915239
Hectic, at least in Black City.
>>10914633
Suck dick for money
>>10915239
>This is my first time speaking to the world outside of my island.
where u at bb
>>10915242
>Probe is awake
>Per se Porygon are always awake, just in different levels of idleness
>Recording...
>Analyzing...
>Decoding...
>Reporting
>Stibs pokedex dings with the ensuing received report, all while he sleeps, or pretends to
Kira steals? No dignity.
>>10914633
I'm kinda in that place right now, you feel me?
I'm just spending the last of my cash on ramen and Pokechow, and I'm gonna try to, I dunno... make my peace, I guess?
i wanna die
>Serena is at the bar-to-be once more, having brought samples of wood this time to compare.
>She's currently looking between a plank of mahogany and one of black walnut lying on top of the oak bar that's going to be replaced, thinking.
>>10915367
.... what?
>>10915426
>There's a quiet knocking at the door, followed by a loud thump.
>>10915451
"What the..."
>She stops looking at the wood, going to open the door, brow furrowed.
"Hello?"
>She pokes her head out, looking from side to side.
>>10915366
>The zap cat flops down right by Stibs and dozes off. He can confront the nerd later.
>>10915500
>It's the roommate, Anna, chasing around a small Riolu.
"Hi! How's it going? Mind if we come in?"
>Finally, she catches the Riolu and pulls the punchdoggo up into her arms.
if even i shoot myself
>>10915554
>Serena snickers at the attempts to wrangle the Riolu, opening the door wide and stepping aside.
"Sure, the renovation crew is working downstairs on the piping, so we're free to hang out here."
>roll to die
>>10915621
>reroll
>>10915636
awesome
>>10915588
>Anna comes in, and the Riolu hops down to the floor to look at everything.
"Whew... I thought I'd swing by to visit, even if I'm a little occupied with my little friend here."
>roll to vore all keys
>>10915655
>nvm kelefki have ceased to exist
>>10915517
>If the nerd wasnt asleep before, he is now, despite the worrying message in his dex
-A nerd about to shit bricks
>roll to die for real
>>10915671
>again
>>10915650
"I can see that, they seem pretty active."
>She goes back behind the bar and looks at the two planks again.
"I still can't decide, these are both pretty, both expensive but not absurdly priced, the only difference is how dark they are and... smell, I guess?
>She rests her head on the bar, looking at Anna
"And then after this I have to decide layout, get the stockroom downstairs set up, figure out if I want to have a small brewery..."
>She groans, pinching the bridge of her nose
"It's a lot to think about."