HG THREAD
>>10899626
STOP SHITPOSTING MY GAME SUNSET/GUTS/SOMEBODY ELSE
>>10899700
>SOMEBODY ELSE
oh shit, the cabbage fucker's on to me
>>10899700
>SOMEBODY ELSE
That doesn't count as name dropping.
>>10899700
It's Mii Swordfighter
There can only be one thin skinned host that quits hosting when he doesn't get (You)s
>>10899596
That audda' give you a lesson to know I'm the strong one 'ere.
>>10899700
Yew aren't even a son uffa' god, more like a son uffa' biscuit.
>>10899700
Oh shit.
No one can stop the main man now.
>>10899700
W-wait, what? Who is who, where am I?
>Karen doesn't know what's happening with her eyes closed but she walks closer to the voices near her. With both of her hands reaching forward, she touches their bodyes all the way up to their faces to try and identify who they are.
>>10899700
Those two could jump out of the plane for all I care. They aren't friends of mine to begin with.
>>10899700
Oh, you'll laugh now, but soon I will do it!
>>10899700
>Both of Luna's tributes died at the same time
Rekt
>>10899739
I'm not Mii Swordnigger.
>>10899703 (Luna)
It's kinda weird of you to say that...
I mean.
We're in a psychedelic eye-raping world with gods and demons killing each others for a pat in back at the end. So a garlic collar isn't all that weird.
I only give my blood to proper organizations.
>>10899763
Its only meme y u hef be med
>>10899700
Whenever I try to look at the slide, my eyes start losing focus.
Does anybody else experience this issue?
>>10899751
You only say that because one of them has a better ass than you.
And he's a guy.
>>10899759
Now find my secret ava, I dare ya.
>>10899700
The slide took so long to load...
I don't know what I expected...
>>10899800
>massages your back
>>10899792
>looking at the slides
>ever
Good joke dach!
>>10899800
>shitty backgrounds
>pngs
These are bait games desu
>>10899767
'Tis your choice, if you wish to smell like it.
>takes a sip of red wine
>>10899792
Heh, and that's why they call me quick-draw Eddy!
>>10899792
So which one of you two is the Ugly?
>>10899792
Not in the slightest
>>10899798
no deal you city betray
>cody
>>10899700
>Kyouko notices a box of cookies in the kitchen cupboard, as she jumps onto the counter to grab them the rotted wood collapses under her, leaving a nasty cut on her arm.
Sh-Shit.. Giant bugs and now this.. Who the hell's supposed to be maintaining this place?!
>>10899698
>W-What's up?
>>10899792
>Kyouko nervously mounts the steed, tossing the gun aside and opting to keep her spear instead.
Good horsey.. Play along and I'll feed you an apple.
>>10899834
I am the city!
>>10899833
Speak for yourself, Bravo.
What should I make the background be next?
>>10899837
Where's my WW game?
>>10899806
Thanks anon... A massage should be included in the respawn machine if you ask me... The process is always so tiring.
>>10899815
Mhhh...
Let's say... They are post-modern. Yeah post-modern games.
>>10899837
ILY Shion. WW games when
>>10899851
>What should I make the background be next?
Shitting Dicknipples
>>10899795
Hey you're right he does. I'll have to remember that when I torture him in the underworld one day because let's face it, his kind only goes down, not up.
>>10899851
>I can't load the slide wryyy
>>10899851
Stay away, you blood-sucking freakazoid!
>>10899851
gay old man scat porn
>>10899851
Whoever designed that cup must be fuckin' blind, even I wouldn't drink from it.
>>10899862
>Soon™
>>10899870
You're dead.
>>10899870
>>10899820
I will just take a long shower once it's over, don't worry aobut me.
>Chugs down beer.
Well... in fact, I lost..., so it might be the time for that.
>>10899855
I wish you would use human Fyxe more and make her undergo breast reduction surgery.
>>10899885
You're kidding right? Tell me you're just joking.
>>10899870
I already have him neatly tied up.
Have fun.
>>10899838
i don't know enough about this meme to actually do anything besides that sorry
>Cody
>>10899892
Well now I'm bored again.
>>10899906
Me neither. I was doing a Sheev impression.
>>10899899
YO LOBO
LET'S FUCKING GOOOO
>>10899899
You know what?
...
You might be onto something Adachi actually.
I'll think about it.
>>10899855
I agree with this sentiment
>fluffs your tail
>>10899929
I will always love you just the way you are, Fyxe.
>seduces you
>>10899895
Remember to dry yourself off properly. A wet coat will easily let you catch a cold.
I'm hyperthinking my way through this game.
>>10899899
>Kyouko hops onto the couch with a bowl of popcorn in each hand, quickly digging in as she watches
Oh shit, is this that movie about the guy in a mask killing babysitters? I love this one!
...You guys didn't bring your own popcorn?
>>10899902
That wasn't the kind of torture I was talking about. I was thinking more along the lines of roasting over an open flame kind of torture. Or I could just toss him into the sweat pit filled with hungry succubi.
>>10899940
KAMINA, NO
BAD KAMINA!
>>10899914
O-Oh
Well
>pets and then leaves awkwardly
>>10899940
>posting suggestive child art
You better hope you don't get banned
>>10899940
Kamina you know better than this
>>10899967
Pussy
>>>tumblr
delet this or else
>capra
>>10899970
Kamina isn't a shotafag. It's probably Kuga.
>>10899940
sauc- I mean KAMINA WTF
>>10899964
Aw.
>>10899939
Don't worry anon. No amount of shaving or surgery will ever change me... But it might be nice to disguise as a human during Adachi's games. I like making people smile.
And... Thanks.
>Hugs
>>10899936
H-Hey easy anon... That tickles.
But what do you think about it? How about becoming HG's official masseur? I bet you could make a ton of money that way.
dab on em
>no one finds lolis seducing older onee-sans cute
Everyone here has shit taste
>>10899950
>The redhead struggles with all her might, but the bird is just too powerful. Soon her struggles cease as she goes limp against the ropes, down and out, popping back out of the arena.
>She rubs her neck, not feeling too great after that death, however her face becomes one of disbelief as she realizes she was just choked out by a fucking parakeet
>>10900000
>HG get instead of tlhg
>still pedo
GODDAMNIT KAMINA
>>10900016
>dabs on em
>>10900016
Your games were always shit, Adachi.
>>10900019
>single 32-yesr-old
Kek waste of carbon
>>10900019
I-i do
>>10899949
Yeah you don't need to remind me. Drying is always a pain... Bet you don't have to worry about that since you've got magic...
All the hairdryers I've broken....
seduce me
>>10900026
ily
>>10900044
>dabs on your shitpost
>>10900000
100000 POSTS LEFT, GET PREPARED TO GET THE GET!
>>10900016
My money is one the bird with one hell of a chokehold.
>>10900063
>shits on your dab
>>10900057
I'm sorry, what?
>>10900063
Popeye ftw.
>>10900063
Betting on Popeye. I've got a good feeling... And the money.
>$25
>>10900063
Adachi-san, are you a Jake Pauler?
>>10900008
Huh...I...I'd be honored, just as long as the others want me to be, too. So tell me, Fyxe, where does it hurt?
>>10900052
Indeed. Or I can just bask underneath my sister for a while, my coat isn't as long as yours.
>>10900019
But that's not a loli seducing anyone???????
Also lesbians are shit kill yourself.
>>10900104
Fuck off Yosuke
>>10900104
Lesbians are god tier you fucking degenerate
>>10900104
>lesbians are shit
Do you even watch pornography?
>dab
>>10900063
Guess I'm rooting for that little feathered fuck, at least if it wins I'll be a little less pissed off.
>>10900061
Keep it to yourself.
>>10900115
>gays are good
It's time for another holocaust
>>10900128
>pets
>>10900127
fuck off cancer
>>10900099
You can bet I'd be your best customer though. I'm pretty sure that's why I haven't been winning a lot. Respawning is fucking me up.
And well... My thighs are quite sore right now, I guess.
>>10900129
>in a world as vast as earth, humans are the only ones primitive enough to care about sexuality
Kill yourself /pol/ poster
>>10900129
Mike ''Smoke a fag with a single mag ''Pence when
>>10900127
>4th again
Time to slit my wrists in a warm bath.
>>10900135
>dabs on you
>you are infuriated
>>10900128
Then you're going to be really mad.
>Directs your attention to the twitching bird corpse next to an empty tea cup. Guess he was a lightweight.
>>10900162
THE FROG VS THE SAILOR
WHO WILL WIN?!?!
Also piss off Adachi.
>>10900162
>>10900172
The suspense is killing me! Popeye needs to win!
>>10900102
That must be nice... You can go to the beach whenever you want...
...
Becoming a human for more than 5 seconds doesn't sounds as bad anymore...
But I need more magical power for that. Surely you've got some potions or collar that could help me with that?
>FURIOUSLY DABS
>DABS IN MORSE CODE
>LAST SLIDE IS NEXT
>>10900195
GO GET HER POPEYE!!
>>10900172
>>10900184
Generic anime filler fapbait cancer wins.
>>10900195
Come on, Popeye!! You can do it!
>>10900195
You aren' funny, cancer.
Shoot yourself twice in the head.
>>10900195
Time to bulk up!
>Eats a can of spinach and heads into the final battle.
>>10900209
>Silver Queef
>>10900221
I laughed way too fucking hard at that.
>>10900221
>le ebig namecall
Neck yourself.
>ADACHI UNLEASHES ONE LAST FURIOUS DAB, CAUSING THE BASS TO DROP AND THE AIR HORNS TO SOUND, SIGNALING THE END OF THE GAME
CONGRATULATIONS TO.............................
>>10900127
Oh for... Since when can birds not drink tea?!
I'm so kicking your ass after this game, cabbage head!
>>10900134
Kyouko grabs the anon's petting hand and tosses him over her shoulder across the room
>>10900170
Yeah Yeah I noticed, Today really isn't my day.
>Kyouko pulls the box of cookies from earlier out of her dress, popping them open and snacking on them
I'll definitely have to release some stress in the next game.. Consider that a friendly warning to stay out of my way.
>>10900221
Zozzle
>>10900230
>shitposter dies
All is good in the world.
>>10900207
WRONG
>>10900230
BASED SAILOR
>>10900230
FUCK YEAH!
AH AH!
Congratulations!
And thanks for the fun game Adachi
>>10900230
YAHOOOO! Popeye won!! Good game, Adachi! Thanks for hosting and congrats to Popeye!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pbcieG3Tec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pbcieG3Tec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pbcieG3Tec
>>10900150
>The masseur takes his time and starts to circle his thumbs against the sore, aching thighs, making sure she is relaxed as he looks up to see what she's thinking of all this...
>>10900230
Congrats to Popeye and thank you for hosto bosto.
>>10900255
Congrats, thanks for hosting and all that crap.
>>10900230
>>10900247
>>10900240
>>10900239
>>10900238
>>10900255
>Popeye savors his victory, and picks up the host and hoists him onto his shoulder.
Thank ya host person! And thank you all who supported me, and always remember to always eat yer spinach everyone!
>>10900230
Good going, fellow Muscle Man.
>>10900255
And thank you hosting this game, even though you burned my eyes off.
These aren't sunglasses.
>>10900264
>Dropkicks in stomach
I hate niggers
>>10900230
So the sailor won? He caught a lucky break for now, in a few years those tumors in his arms will be the death of him. Good job and yada yada yada. Thanks for the chance.
>>10900231
>Etna bends down and snatches one of the cookies out of the box and takes a bite out of it, chewing it in front of her
So is that your way of challenging me? You just might be barking up the wrong tree, ginger.
>>10900265
Aguhguhguhguhguh
>>10900301
>that's his laugh
Done with life
>>10900227
You underage fucktard. Learn to laugh a little you sperg
>>10900301
New game soon?
>>10900255
Congratulations.
Thank you.
>>10900289
>drops shit on street
BOI!
>hollas at a few bitches on the way
DID YO ASS JUST
>eats a watermellon in record speed before littering its remains on the street
WAS U JUST
>knocks a nearby white kid off his bike and steals it from him
DROPPIN DAT RACIST SHIT NEAR MA FACE?!?!?!
>gets shot on sight by a nearby white cop before he could unleash his niggerspeak on you
>>10900310
You never seen popeye?
>>10900260
>Her plump thighs are like clay under his skilled hands. Her fur shivers from the touche and she close her eyes... Letting a relieved sigh.
You know... That massage is giving me flashbacks from Summer 2016...
However.
>She gets up.
I'll have to cut it short, some business to attend. But I already feel better it was nice. Come back anytime okay?
>winks
>>10900102
Bye bye Luna
BY THE WAY
HERE'S A SNEAK PEAK OF THE NEXT BACKGROUND
>>10900321
Since when did you become a shitposter?
>>10900346
No it just reminded me and I hate it so much
>>10900349
Goodbye Miss Fyxe.
And as for your request, I will look into it.
>>10900352
Fucking kek
>>10900352
Thank you for reminding me to never enter your shit games ever again.
>>10900356
A
Guhguh
Guh
>>10900366
reeEEEEEEEE
>>10900255
Thank you for the match, and congratulations fellow sailor.
>>10900282
>Grabs the anon's legs midair and spins around, releasing him once they're spinning fast enough to send him flying.
The hell's with you guys? Give me a break.
>>10900293
>Kyouko scowls at the girl as she takes one of her cookies, setting the box back into her dress as she gets up and dawns a disgustingly smug grin.
Challenging you? Hah, like you're even worth the effort kid. It was just some friendly advice is all, you really should consider it too..
>>10900352
>It doesn't hurt my eyes so that's a plus
What do people think about the Popeye movie being cancelled for the Emoji Movie
Are there any words you hate, hg?
>>10900385
Dab
>>10900385
Moist
We have to wait for battle, Abigial.
>Her sister hovers around, being utterly bored
>>10900380
>pets
>>10900385
Epic
>>10900397
>kissu
>>10900384
I remember the Robin Williams popeye movie........ahaha.....
>>10900385
Mutter and any variant of it.
>>10900385
kissu
>>10900385
Hosting.
>>10900385
political correctness
>>10900408
You don't like your mother?
>>10900349
I'll miss you, Miss Fyxe!
>>10900385
Hungergames
>>10900385
Swell
Epic dab
>anon mutters and then moistens his mouth to give a kissu to the next person that tries hosting
>>10900385
stinky
>>10900397
>Zer0 glances up from his meditation to look at the two sisters, one of whom is decidedly less...alive. A question mark appears beaming out of Zer0's helmet: "?".
>>10900385
Cock.
loljk
>LF
>>10900385
Redpill.
>>10900456
I will strangle you.
>>10900380
>Finishing up her cookie she wipes the crumbs from the corner of her lips before sizing up at the redhead in front of her
Geez kid. Your ass must be jealous of all the shit the just came from your mouth. I'll have you begging for mercy in no time, you're just all bark and no bite, Fido.
>>10900456
Actually kill yourself.
>>10900385
Cuck.
I can't stop hearing it. Make it stop. MAKE IT STOP
>>10900385
Justice
>>10900372
>>10900380
>>10900384
>>10900397
>>10900461
>>10900478
Now that a game just finished, would any of you enjoy a massage while we wait for the next one?
>>10900486
Okay... Jiro... That works right? He still has his status as a cuck meme doesn't he?
Give me 48
Remember to ban non-RPing cancer from your games.
>>10900501
No thanks, I don't just let weirdos cop a feel whenever they want.
>>10900501
Well aye wouldn't mind ah good massage, go 'head.
>>10900507
Hunter
>>10900507
Zer0
>>10900501
Not needed.
>>10900507
Jerma985
>>10900507
Captain Luna
>>10900507
Literally me
>>10900516
>>10900507
Eggman-kun
>>10900507
Etna
>>10900507
Elias Ainsworth
>>10900507
DABDACHI
>>10900507
Beruka
>>10900507
Lord Beerus
>>10900507
Popeye
>>10900516
But I sort of want to fuck the mouse princess thing.
>>10900507
Lana's mother
>>10900507
Araragi Karen
>>10900507
Merry Nightmare
>>10900507
Agent 4
>>10900507
Merryn
>>10900507
Barack Obama
>>10900507
Hiyoko Saionji
>>10900507
Witch abuse
>>10900507
Arashi
>>10900507
Eddy
>>10900507
Ikkun
>>10900507
Moe Syzlak
>>10900507
Ringo
>>10900501
I suppose I could use one. I have been feeling rather tense lately.
>performs my lowest, hardest dab on you
>>10900507
Berkut
>>10900507
Ryoma Hoshi
>>10900507
Machi Amayadori
>>10900507
Night Dog
>>10900507
James P. Nis Sus
>>10900507
Kyouko Sakura
>>10900478
>The redhead snickers at the girl's joke, placing her hands on her hips as she composes herself to try and be serious, but is unable to wipe the grin from her face.
Not bad at all! I wouldn't expect a scrawny little thing like you to have so much tenacity. Talk is cheap, though.. Lets see if you can walk the walk in this game!
>>10900507
Scyther
>>10900507
Gascoigne
>>10900686
>kissu
>>10900507
Ichigo Kurosaki
>>10900507
Sponge
>>10900516
>Ridley doesn't RP
>Inkling doesn't RP
>Ruby doesn't RP
>Night Dog doesn't RP
>Johnny doesn't RP
>Silver doesn't RP
>Junpei doesn't RP
Whatever you say, anon.
>>10900507
Sliver Queen
>>10900709
Night dog doesn't rp.
>>10900507
Dr Pig
>>10900722
Hell yes.
>kissu
>>10900524
>He uses a large full can of spinach and uses it to roll across your back
>>10900681
Okay then, Miss Luna, must I start on your back, or did you have other plans?
>>10900720
I've seen it happen.
>>10900705
Aaayyy Ichigo's not dead. I'm ambivalent about this.
>>10900735
Hi night dog
>>10900735
He probably has, but one day out of a month doesn't mean shit in comparison.
>>10900744
What are you talking about? There's nowhere lower to go, anon.
>>10900733
My wings, if you please. Please be mindful not to pluck out any feathers.
How would you feel with this as the new background?
>>10900749
/shrug
>>10900752
stale meme/10
>>10900756
It does though. Especially since RP is still optional.
>>10900733
Well that hit the spot, thanks ya masseuse.
>Takes the can and puts it in his pocket
Might be needing this later.
>>10900784
Woah, don't blow a fuse night dog!
8 left
>>10900793
I can do, right?
See filename.
>>10900771
Please just go with the original dab one, or no background at all.
>>10900793
Mt. Lady
>>10900775
It's okay baby, I missed you.
Sorry you came back to this hellhole though.
>>10900793
Subaru-sama
>>10900793
Shy Gal
>>10900793
Tenshi
>>10900785
>Waves to the sailor man as he takes off for another round
>>10900766
Very well! I'll be careful as I can be, Luna...
>The masseur slowly starts at the wingbase, rubbing around and under the thickest part of her wings, then massaging up and around the top of them.
Like this?
>>10900793
Why are we doing this
>entry
>>10900771
Wait, how does a Soda have fingers?!
>I prefer the old background now.
>>10900793
Baiken
>>10900793
Eustace Fagget
>>10900692
Would that be with a muzzle over your face with a leash around your neck? I'll even make a bet with you, whoever lasts the longest will fork over a sum of cash, so how about it?
The name's Etna by the way but I'm sure you would've found out when I shoved my boot so far up your rear you'd be tasting leather for weeks.
>>10900836
Bacon
>>10900793
lmao
>>10900771
Background made me grin. Not bad cabbage fucker
>>10900793
Yo
>>10900817
I've been back for the past week or two. Or more. I can't remember.
>>10900829
Yes. Like that. You may apply more pressure, I am resilient enough.
I'm gonna name something after the winner.
>>10900541
>>10900867
>In hindsight i shouldn't have entered, i'm gonna sleep, so swap me out for somebody.
>>10900855
A sorry fate. Good luck, homo.
>>10900818
[heavybreathing]
>>10900874
This looks suspicious.
>>10900877
Alright
>>10900880
Y-you too
>>10900867
Get on with it.
>>10900507
Cthulhu
>>10900818
kys
>>10900885
>>10900867
Chu~
>>10900792
That's not me. I'm just watching.
>>10900867
A drunkard, a cross-dresser, and a hollow. It's not like the odds are stacked against me or anything.
>>10900867
It looks pretty good. Let's get a move on.
>>10900889
It's real.
>>10900910
You bite your fucking tongue when you're talking bout Eggy, you mouthy little shit.
It begins
>>10900912
What is that expression trying to convey?
>>10900862
Okay! A little more power, then...
>He keeps up the massage, but does it a little harder than before. He can feel the tightness in her wings, leaving him wondering how she could fly with muscles that hurt like these. His massage worked in much deeper, helping unwind those aching wings.
Is this the right amount of pressure for you, Luna?
>>10900927
>YoDudeTF.png
>>10900867
What are you naming exactly?
>>10900922
>ded
>>10900922
Man, I've already killed someone..
>>10900845
Sorry, but I'll have to refuse that. Don't get me wrong, I don't have any problem taking your money from you, but I don't exactly have any to bet with in the first place.. That, and I don't make deals with ugly little pests anymore.
You'll just have to be satisfied with a normal defeat at my hands.
You can call me Kyouko, remember that for when you're begging for mercy, alright?
>>10900922
Hah, wow, that was even easier than I imagined!
Who the hell did you think you are, chall-
Wait what the fuck, where'd my food go?!
>>10900922
>>10900936
Not sure yet.
>>10900906
>>10900922
>Karen passed out after the sudden kissu right before the competition started and was easily eliminated by another tribute.
>>10900922
>Once Berkut's ass was touched, he takes the blunt end of his lance and hits Subaru in the face
Do you want to be cut down where you stand, wretch? I suggest not doing that if you want to keep yourself intact.
>>10900922
This would be much easier if you didn't extend your arm like that.
>>10900933
Ow.
Yes, that helps a lot. I had almost forgotten how much my back ached.
>>10900964
I suppose that is for the best. We are going nowhere with this.
>>10900964
Go, Dr. Pig!
>drops a great spiraling sphere
>>10900964
Huh?! The hell good is this shit? Am I supposed to beat someone to death with it?
Worthless junk.
>Kyouko tosses the useless weapon aside and moves on.
>>10900981
>>10900922
I-It's a common thing to do, I swear! It's a way of saying "good luck out there"!
>>10900964
So Ichigo...you come here often?
>>10900985
>>>/b/
>>10900964
>worst way to die desu
>>10900918
>Dials up her smug by 75%
And you can bite my ass I don't care about your little boytoy but I'll be sure to scramble that egg just to spite you.
>>10900922
Well I might have lost a bet but atleast I FINALLY got to kill something.
>>10901008
I'll root for who I damn well please, Mr. God Emperor.
>>10900982
Ah, in that case, I'd be happy to massage your back as well! I wouldm't want you to push yourself too far, you know...
>He pets your wings and back, helping you feel comfortable near his touch
>>10900994
Wooo, what is this?
>Karen pokes the spiraling sphere.
>>10901013
>Jerma seems to be ded
"THAT WAS MY BEST HAT!"
>>10900964
Whoo-hoo, jackpot! I could sell this thing!
>>10901013
Nah, don't feel like fighting. Too many losers.
>>10901022
Very well, but do not stray.
>>10901013
Looks like we found out whos' the strongest, Deku.
And uh, sorry Mr. President. You kind of got in our way.
>>10901013
>Kyouko crashes through the wall with pained cry, falling to pavement below with a crack as she instantly appears back outside of the arena.
Tch.. Whatever, I still outlasted that little bitch at least... Still, where did a midget learn to kick like that..?
>>10901013
Truck theft is common here.
>>10900963
Well girlie looks like today was your lucky day after all. Maybe if you took a shower every once in a while you might be able to properly apply for a job. Or you could be like me and just steal everything you need.
>>10901067
Nice job, nerd.
>>10901047
>>10901067
Tennis is a good sport to get into if you want real leg strength. Thanks for being an easy target.
>>10901007
>Berkut glares at the man, and polishes the end of the lance that he hit Subaru with
I've never heard of this lecherous boon you speak of. Tell me more about it.
>>10901073
So, uhh...You like lemon gummies?
>>10901045
I never intend to stray far, unless it's what you will of me.
>His hands massage and caress the sore muscles along each side of your spine, the rubbing somewhat firm while working the muscles from your neck down to the spot between your wings
>>10901073
I'm hoping Moe wins this one.
>>10901047
>>10901013
We were having a competition? When did this ha--
>Gets filled with lead and dies a painful death
>>10901097
We have no ken of that species.
>>10901073
I'm only 18 years old. I think I would have to come back to life sooner than that if I were to look this good. After 18 years I think I would look a lot moldier.
>>10901089
P-Please don't look at me like that, Obama. I didn't want to do it, but I had to show that Deku kid who's boss! You would have done the same thing if you were in my position.
>>10901073
W-What...?
>Shy stands in front of her truck, blocking whoever it is' name. Looks like it's pretty short, though.
W-We're just friends...!
>>10901106
>With each bump or pothole Silver drives over, Shy squeaks in slight shock. She peers at the passenger mirror.
T-They're coming...!
>>10901106
Pfft! Too fucking easy!
>>10901097
Species...?
>>10901106
Baiken has a soft spot of squid, or maybe it just feels good.
>>10901073
The two of you should have known better than to steal from a pirate.
>>10901104
Keep it chaste. And focus on the withers, please.
>>10901130
>second one meant for >>10901118
>>10901129
If I take that mask off will you die?
>>10901081
Oh shut the hell up, I don't smell!
Tch, just keep in mind who won here today. I'm going to do some hunting, this place is really pissing me off...
>>10901086
And you shut the hell up too!
>>10901094
>Kyouko stares at the dwarf in angry disbelief, not even sure what to say as she storms out of the area
>>10901106
>Thanks for hosting
>>10901147
it would be extremely painful
>>10901096
Are you serious? Not too many people want to hear about butt pats. Foreigners are really weird.
It's a thing people that play sports do. I did basketball when I was younger in an attempt to look cooler and a lot of the guys did that in the locker room before games happened. Not sure where it originated, but it happened a lot.
>>10901135
[Radar Transparency activated]
>>10901135
>Hiyoko snacks on some gummies while she watches the fights.
>>10901152
Bully him, Kyouko
>>10901135
Ummm...
>Shy counts on her fingers as they poke up against her sleeve.
...T-Two...?
>She shakes her head.
B-But that's two more than I want to...!
>>10901147
W-Well, ummm...n-no, but please don't...
I'm sorry, Adachi. Don't cry.
>Finally back up to Legend's league
The bad part about this is splitting time between here and there
>>10901115
No duh we're having a competition! Where the hell do you think you are?
>>10901135
I-I'm not crying! It's called getting your emotions out through different means!
>sniffles
Yo-you wouldn't understand because you're not as sensitive as I am!
>>10901135
I think being here has gotten to the horse's head. Oh, and that one actually killed them. Nice.
>>10901183
W-Wait, no, s-s-stop...!
>Shy falls.
>>10901152
>Fishing around In her pocket Etna pulls out one silver coin and tosses it to Kyouko
I might be a demon and a pest but when I make a bet I'll own up to it, and by the way, dumpster diving isn't really considered taking a bath.
>>10901183
S-Stop making me cry! I'm going to run out of tears at this rate!
>>10901183
I'm starting to get a bad feeling about this. Who is going to come out on top?
>>10901182
Well I mean I know THIS is a competition...but what's with that whole "Show him who's boss" thing? Did I do something? I'm not try to make any enemies you know, I already have plenty of those.
>>10901183
Even advanced Augmentations cannot suppress the feelings of love.
>>10901154
>>10901167
You're a big girl!
>>10901211
Oh geez..
>>10901228
Drink bleach
>>10901211
>Subaru lands perfectly on the floor below
Whoa!
>>10901212
Let's just say this is personal. Nothing more or less. What kind of man would I be if I let out every secret that I kept deep within my gut?
>>10901233
ADACHI! THAT REALLY HURT!
>>10901212
you have big hands
>>10901139
Ah, indeed! And I'm sure your neck is pretty sore as well.
>His hands focus their mostly firm pressure against the base of your neck, circling around to the shoulderblades and inbetween them. Rolling his thumbs against the tense muscles helps to relax them, ensuring that they won't bother you for the moment.
Might I ask when the last time you recieved such care like this?
>>10901233
and it calms down.
>>10901228
Please bear my children.
>>10901228
U-Ummm...w-what's that supposed to mean...?
>>10901251
She does have the hips for it
>>10901183
Fuck...! I wanted them to be my servant and get me gummies!
>>10901211
>The floor collapses before Hiyoko, she screams as she falls into the floor below.
>>10901233
>Hiyoko is almost strangled but she is spared. She sleeps it off like nothing happened.
>>10901247
Come ooooon! Hurry up...!
>>10901228
uhmmm you're wrong, it's a big guy
>>10901155
It's seems inevitable that you would be shunned for doing something so lewd. If you would've been an enemy, I would've made sure that hand of yours became unusable.
>>10901247
That's kinda a relief.
>>10901130
Person. Item. We have no knowledge of it.
>>10901242
Personal? I barely even know you...Is it something I did? Is it the way I look? At least give me a hint...
>>10901243
Yeah; they're pretty big, huh? I mean it's not like they get in the way, so I don't really mind.
>>10901284
Final two, but who will it be?
>>10901298
Go go stupid slut.
>>10901284
>Saionji drills into Dr. Pig.
Looks like I'm pretty good as a doctor myself!
>>10901288
Is that so? I'm jealous! Lemon Gummies are a thing you'll wish you'd never had!
>>10901298
Hah...I miss you, Mahiru...
>>10901284
DR. PIG! NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>10901298
That's game.
>>10901267
I am suppose to guard the sleeping. I couldn't bring myself to do it.
>>10901244
Presumably around the time I left the castle.
A millienium ago, give or take a few years.
>>10901298
Which opponent could possibly be more fitting than a beast of the night?
>>10901329
Congrats
>>10901281
That's a little silly, don't you think? I am an enemy. We're competing for the same prize, are we not? I would have do that if I were in your situation.
It's been nice, but I should be leaving. I'll see you in another game, kay?
>>10901291
Haha. Nope. I know someone that you know. That's all I'm going to say. I'll see you in the next game.
>>10901336
Thanks for hosting. Sorry shit won.
>>10901336
Thanks for playing
>>10901317
You do not appreciate their existence, then. Why do you inquire about our opinion?
>>10901291
big hands to grope ochacos big tits
>>10901347
Summary for that guy.
>>10901336
Grats
Thanks
>>10901336
Ummm...c-congratulations.
>>10901347
T-Thank you!
>>10901336
Blah. Thanks for hosting though.
>>10901336
>>10901347
Well, that's probably enough HG for one night.
>>10901329
>>10901331
Heh, yeah, you couldn't kill m-
>Hiyoko is suddenly bashed in the head with a baseball bat.
GAAH!
>>10901348
They're absolutely gross! I'm just warning you about them!
>>10901351
Yo-you're not Adachi? I thought you were Adachi. Uh...thanks anyway.
>>10901336
Thank you. It has been quite the adventure.
>>10901329
>>10901365
However, seeing as you are awake now, I can finish it.
>>10901355
Thank you. It could have been either of us in the end.
>>10901357
And thank you as well.
>>10901368
Rude, son.
>>10901347
Hey, I got 7th place! (and 23rd.)
>>10901337
Know someone I know? I still don't know what that has to do with me then...but alriiight?
>>10901347
Twenty Eighth place with a single K.O, that isn't so bad.
Thanks for the round.
>>10901337
Goodbye, but be weary. I will not hesitant to cut you where you stand next time you do something so lewd.
>>10901347
35th.. It seems like I need to refine my skills more.
>>10901376
Nngh...Well played...
>>10901336
>>10901347
Congrats and thanks for hosting.
>>10901368
I'm Beppenheim.
>>10901365
You have yet to tell us what they are.
>>10901331
>>10901376
Congrats on winning, Miss Luna! Perhaps my massage did work for you...And to not recieve care like mine in 900 years? I suppose fate gave me a reason as to why I am here tending to your wounds right now.
>The masseur hugs Luna for a few seconds before going back to rubbing along your neck muscles
Good girls love dark meat.
>>10901400
Well, they're little yellow sweets which are flavoured like lemons...
>>10901347
Thanks for hosting mate.