HG THREAD! Splatfest Results!
HOT VS COLD!
DING DING DING!!
Team Hot wins the performance category! One point!
>>10885665
>Close, but no cigar
>>10885661
Good job team, I am impressed.
>>10885661
Is there a way not to pick a side?
>>10885616
>wew, first guess and it's not even close.
>>10885661
Hot Stannis
>>10885694
dummy
Right on Team Hot! That's the only category that matters, right?
>>10885661
This was clearly rigged from the start with all that Caliente propaganda you squids have done... But ah. I guess I should congratulate them anyway....
...
Good job.
You won a children's game. You can be proud of you.
>>10885661
YES!
>>10885657(Shy gal)
HARDER!
>She starts to yell, getting more and more into her own idea.
Next up, we've got the Popularity Vote!
>Every unique entry was counted up. Now it's time to compare the numbers.
What do you think? Who had the most supporters?
Hot?
>Or Cold?
>>10885689
Easy!
>It's over already. There's no side left to pick.
Sakuya Izayoi
>>10885703
Erp when?
>>10885661
HA HA! I KNEW WE'D WIN! I mean with someone like me on the team, of course we'd win, it only makes sense. Those cold chumps never stood a chance.
>>10885661
Ms. Fortune
>>10885661
Lets go team Hot, lets win in the other catagories too!
>>10885661
Nice. Nice.
>>10885657(Shy gal)
Mushroom kingdom? I don't think so... It seems like it's just here.. Or.. Wait what the hell is the mushroom- is that your home?
>His face falls in fear.
Oh fuck I hope not! I mean, I'm sure you're okay. Far as I've seen it only affects humans... And maybe some animals...
>>10885661
Tea is always more delicious when it's hot but this is not an excuse for team cold. What a disappointment.
>>10885587
!سپاسگزارم
For academic purposes of course. I have never seen such a strange place, so I must write down my findings and map this place, so when I do return to Sindria I can pass along the knowledge.
>>10885661
I didn't take part but I'm glad the superior climate is winning.
>>10885719
Oh that wasn't an entry. Oops.
I HAVE ARRIVED!!
>>10885714
Oh, I guess I am late to the party then. Clearly hot had the most supporters.
>>10885714
It's true we lost in terms of sheer performance, but surely the popularity of cold vs hot allowed us the victory.
>>10885714
I know I saw more blue than red, this point goes to Team Cold.
>>10885661
>>10885715
...Oh.
>>10885694
>>10885715
>>10885719
I'm not mad, just disappointed.
>>10885734
ALL MIGHT?!
>Da-dan!
WOOHOO!
TEAM HOT SCORES ANOTHER POINT! JUST LOOK AT THAT LEAD!
>You know, Team Cold had a lot more supporters than Hot during the first two games. That last game really tipped the scale...
>>10885714
I think that Cold had more support.
>>10885734
ALL. MIGHT. SENSEI!!!
"Hello again, All Might."
>>10885661
I think we all know who you should thank for this one.
>>10885757
Can mew blame me for being excited? I heard there was going to be another game.
>>10885755
>Throws a cup at you.
>>10885768
....
I give up.
>>10885713
>Shy squeaks and rubs the stick even harder, now pushing it into the android's head as hard as she can.
>>10885727
Y-Y-Yes!
>Shy bends over to pick up the Gameboy, unintentionally giving 10k a bit of a view before she stands back up. Turning to him, she's trembling.
B-But...what if it a-affects everyone else...!? Oh, g-gosh!
>>10885760
YES IT IS I, THE TOP HERO ALL MIGHT!
>>10885772
IT'S WONDERFUL TO SEE YOU TWO AGAIN AS USUAL!
>All that's left now is the Splattage.
Let's see if Team Cold can at least make it look like they put up a fight.
>>10885768
Teehee, now theres no way team cold can win, it's 2-0 in a best of 3!
>>10885734
Whoa, I don't remember creating you. Perhaps one of the old deus create you?
>>10885734
And you'll go down as fast as your arrival. Excuse moi.
>>10885757
It has been a long day, Anonymous.
>>10885727
>Don't be alarmed but there's a maid behind you
>She's holding a bullet
This is the bullet I borrowed from you yesterday, thank you very much.
>>10885781
>Catches with one hand.
...What is the meaning of this?
>>10885716
I'm sorry anon. I didn't realize you had speech deficiency. You keep saying that word even though I told you I'm in a busy night.
It's a pity really...
>Gives you a kiss on the head, and $5
I may be jaded but not heartless
>>10885757
>>10885701
Oh shit, I'm sorry.
>>10885768
>one game tilted the scales when they were overwhelmed by two
Bullshit like the real thing, good job
>>10885661
>>10885714
>>10885768
(Congratulations to the hot team)
Splats aren't everything, huh Marina?
>...You be quiet.
>>10885768
O-oh...it appears my deduction was wrong. This ice is looking like it's going to melt...
>>10885768
I am beyond joy.
>>10885768
Cold really couldn't make this could we...
>>10885781
>Shuffles towards
>>10885825
Fuck off, daiper scat loving pedo
>>10885732
Well, if knowledge and research is your forte, then more power to you! Although I would think it'd be fairly difficult to explain the constantly rotating theme of the arena. A time gap could probably play that off well, but sometimes it changed in the blink of an eye. Ah well - do you need any help with your charting? I have some spare time on my hands.
>>10885810
>those lips
hnnnggggggggg
And so, the winner is....!
>...
>>10885818
Sorry for what? Daddy told us not to be ashamed of our dicks.
'Specially since they're such good size and all.
>>10885561
We won, team hot won! Looks like the other team was left in the cold!
>He says as he puts on some celebratory music and dances in victory for his chosen team
So which thread is the real one?
>>10885808
CREATE? I FEEL LIKE THIS IS SOME SORT OF PRANK YOU'RE PULLING ON ME!
>>10885810
WELL, WE'RE ALL NOT BULLETPROOF! ALTHOUGH IT WILL BE A TOUGHER TIME TRYING TO HIT A MOVING TARGET THAN A STRONG ONE!
>>10885846
>>10885840
>why
>>10885840
>best girl wins 4 times in 1 day
can she ever be stopped?
>>10885840
>worst girl's team wins somehow by a landslide
Calling bullshit. Recount
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!
https://youtu.be/4hUk2gnFL7Q
>*sigh*
>Well done Team Hot.
>>10885799
THANKS! Did you do anything heroic lately, sensei? Like stopping a bank robbery? Ooh, ooh, what about rescuing a baby from a burning building!?
>>10885840
"Seems we've won by a landslide."
I knew Team Hot would win!
>>10885811
Put me down monster!
>>10885834
Go away.
>>10885826
Ah, we should be fair to Team Cold. I'm sure if you removed teamkilling from the equation they'd come out on top. Just for that one category.
>Ezreal's trying to sound compassionate, but the occasional tremble in his voice as he tries and stop himself from laughing and the smug smile on his face shows he's completely faking it.
>>10885840
I expected nothing and I am still disappointed.
>>10885868
I don't think I did that much for you guys, but congratulations!
>>10885794
>10K respectfully looks away as Shy gal bends over. When she speaks he puts his hands up.
Now now I don't think it affects you guys. You're probably safe. You're not infected, so you don't have to worry.
>>10885811
>10K is still alarmed.
W-whoa hey okay, You.. You didn't need the bullet after all?
>>10885857
There is no prank here.
>>10885866
>Implying Hime will ever be the worst
>>10885868
I wasn't able to do much myself in this team, but I guess joining can help.
Good job everyone.
>>10885868
Disappointed we didn't win but congrats to Team Hot. We'll get em next time Cold.
>>10885868
IT WAS A CLEAN SWEEP! HOW ABOUT THAT, EVERYONE?
>>10885812
>Takes the money and runs.
>>10885901
>implying brats aren't always worst girl
Shit taste confirmed, drown yourself in the nearest sink as punishment
>>10885885
Oh Mister Ezreal you are here.
I see you take this trite children's game to heart... It's good, it's good... But let's get down to business already.
Do you have my money?
>>10885868
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! Nice work Hot!
>>10885930
>He'd rather side with a nigger than a cute kid
>>10885868
HA HA! I BET ALL THAT COLD AIR MUST'VE FROZEN YOUR BRAINS OVER! WHY'D YOU PICK COLD WHEN HEAT'S ON THE TABLE, ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHIN'!? Maaan, it feels good to win, I haven't felt this good in ages.
>>10885901
>>10885930
Better yet, drown yourself in a tub of mayo you lard fuck.
>>10885868
W-W-We did it...?
>>10885898
>Shy sighs in relief.
O-Okay, good...I-I don't know what I'd do i-if I came home, a-and everyone was...was...
>Suddenly, a tear tumbles forward out of Shy's eye (eyehole?) and cascades down the front of her mask before falling to the ground.
If dubs, first 1111.
>>10885868
And you know what? I think it's finally time for me to say, IT'S OVAH!!
>>10885868
>My filler is in this rather than my actual secret ava
For fuck sake Reigen. I knew I should've picked Hot Team
>>10885921
Not even a thank...
>>10885878
But why?
>>10885901
Pearl
>has a constant resting bitch face
>supports the worst teams
>looks like a spoiled brat
Marina
>has a cute face
>looks stylish and confident
>always supports the best teams
Why do people support Pearl again?
>>10885840
For such a commanding lead we had in the beginning, it's certainly a shame to see how poor our team performed in the end.
>he sighs
Oh well...it's just a little game, after all. Congratulations to the opposing team, well fought.
>>10885857
Mon chérie you're a really big target, no one can miss a shot.
>>10885839
Careful with what you wish, anon. This spider is dangerous.
>>10885868
Hacking a competition again, Sombra?
>>10885794
>The stick cuts in a half for using too much strength against a metalic face. Maybe this idea wasn't the best curly had.
Looks like the stick can't do it...
>>10885768
>The sun melts an ice cube
NO FUCKIN WAY
>>10885957
here use mine
And just like that, the Splatfest's over!
>It was fun while it lasted, wasn't it Pearl?
>...Pearl?
*Cranks the thermostat all the way up.*
Let's celebrate our victory by heating this place up a little! Get your bathing suits and go swimming!
>Pearl, you can't just--!
LET'S GET HOT IN HERE!
SEE YOU NEXT SPLATFEST, HG!!
>...Whenever that is...
>>10885946
>Pearl
>cute
>>10885969
t. ketchupnigger
>>10885957
If trips, first 2222.
>>10885984
Well done.
A++ presentation and code
>>10885998
>off by Juan
>>10885998
ONE OFF
>ONE OFF
ONE OFF
>ONE OFF
>>10885998
>1 off from trips.
Holy fuck
>>10885975
WELL... I... WE COULD POSSIBLY ARRANGE SOMETHING SO THAT I DON'T HAVE A TARGET ON MY BACK?
>>10885998
(So close yet so far)
>>10885976
...R-Right, ummm...w-what was that other thing you said...?
>>10885984
G-Goodbye...!
>>10886010
>>>/tlhg/
you belong here pedo
>>10885836
Yes, I am aware that this dungeon continuously changes it's layout, no doubt to thwart people like me I suppose, but there are some things that remain the same, for example this area here is what I call a lobby of sorts, it's where the contestants congregate...Here
>He hands him a blank scroll
If you have another writing utensil, you could help me by writing anything of note that you see.
>>10885998
>999
>000
Two trips in a row, yet you failed
>>10886011
It was rubbing flint on my face! But... it may end up like the wood idea.
>>10886015
Why don't you spam this at the other pedophiles who come here?
>>10885931
Oh, this is sudden. I know you said tomorrow, but...huh. Don't worry though, I've got your payment.
>Ezreal slides his hand into his pocket. When he pulls it out, he has four different gemstones pinned between the space in his fingers. One ruby, one sapphire, one amethyst and one emerald.
I don't have any coin on me, but these look like they have some value. Who knows, maybe they're charged with some sort of magical power too? Can you feel anything in them?
>>10886011
>That draw style
TRICKY????
>>10886034
Because this one actually went to jail for it and is a daiper scat lover
>>10886045
Sauce?
>>10886045
Stop falseflagging and go back to erp
>>10885898
It served its purpose
>She's holding an exact copy of the same bullet she just gave back
>Suddenly, it multiplies x10, all of them floating in the air one next to each other.
It seems I no longer need to purchase ammunition of any kind.
>>10885878
>Pokes the little parsee in the cup before placing it on a table.
Oh, it speaks, and it seems very angry for some reason. What do you want from me?
>>10885955
Hey hey hey...
>10K reaches forward, putting his hands on her shoulders.
Look at me, hey, look... I'm sure everyone back home is okay. Do you know how to get back?
>He takes a deep breath.
I'd.. I'd rather you go back home and be safe... You might be putting them in danger being here...
>He has a feeling he's going to hate saying this...
I think you should go back home.
YOU SPEAK LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS NEVER BEEN SMACKED IN THE FUCKING MOUTH
>>10886055
they ERPed it all the time
>>10886045
Nice proof faggot.
>>10885968
Because you're rotten.
>>10886058
Stupid monster!
>>10886069
I have been actually, many times.
>>10886072
Link on the archive?
>>10886069
Only weak bitches let something like that shut them up
>>10886069
You See The Thing About You Is You Like To Run Your Mouth, But I Like To Fight
>>10886072
I don't care what they ERPed about I care about what they went to jail for and pics of them saying they went to jail
Pics or it didn't happen
>>10886069
Royalty doesn't get smacked in the mouth, peasant.
>>10886072
That doesn't prove that he went to jail. Unless that's another story you buffoons love to make up.
So it's over now right?
>>10886104
hour and 45 minutes bud
>>10886104
Little under two more hours to go lad
>>10886099
>Smacks
>>10886104
It's over
>>10886036
I don't know... You tell me.
>She carefully pick up the stones and check them with a relative care...
... You tell me. I drank my coffee too hot this morning and maybe you're not aware but it kind of nullifies magic when you do that. Yes I assure you.
But ah...
>She puts the gemstones into her purse.
Like I told you, your pretty face strikes me as a good honest guy. So this should suffice.
>>10886099
>smacks you in the fucking mouth
You lied to me.
>>10886128
>Jerma
Dreamland Games or Spooky Games?
>>10886029
O-Oh...s-so then what should w-we do...?
>>10886040
>No, she made it when she first saw me though!
>>10886064
>Shy is silent for a moment. She looks down at her Gameboy, frozen on the "CONTINUE?" screen. Then, she looks back up at 10k, another tear rolling down her mask.
...O-Okay. I...I should. J-Just to make sure everyone's alright.
>She stuffs her Gameboy into her hoodie pocket before resting her hands inside it. She looks past 10k, towards the sunset in the distance.
...W-Will I ever see you again, if I c-come back...?
>>10886143
nice secret ava
>>10886112
Time for one final game.
>>10886143
Spooky games, I never want to see another fucking dreamland games in my life.
>>10886143
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT GAMES THEY ARE!
>>10886128
Hey, That was supposed to go in MY VIDEO.
>>10886134
Why are you crying
>>10886126
>>10886134
>She falls down before crawling away and running behind a corner, while sticking her tongue out at the two assaulters
>>10886143
>Not making it transparent
Spoopy games pls.
>>10886151
Thanks.
But answer the question.
>>10886143
None
>>10886089
>>10886102
just go ask /erp/ about spooky
i'm too tired to scour weeks of archives
>>10886143
>>10886143
Dreamu Lando
>>10886166
I'm always crying. It requires lots of fluid.
>>10886176
Cancer doesn't get to answer
>>10886179
>can't back shit up
Oh wow
>>10886198
>tell you where you can get the information
>apparantly that isn't backing shit up now
Haha I'm lowkey considering suicide.
Ahri please tell me it will be alright and that it's not worth it.
>>10886197
Jack isn't cancer desu
>>10886026
That would probably be the best word for it...it's also worth mentioning the fact that this place has been blessed with the unique power of not letting anyone die in its tournaments, respawning in this lobby after their pseudo-death. I don't know why the good Lord has decided to touch this place with such an effect, but I'm not one to question it.
>He takes the scroll and paraphrases what he just said.
>>10886058
Uh... H-hey think I could get in on that? Like, get more bullets? You have NO idea how much that can help me out. Man, I could buy a whole lot at the next town I find...
>10K looks stunned, he tries not to smile.
>>10886149
>10K looks at her, then reaches up and tries to wipe a tear off her mask.
>A light smile crosses his lips.
Yeah. Yeah I'll be here. I gotta wait for my friends anyway. Make sure your family and friends are safe.
>Taking a chance, he gives her a hug before quickly letting her go.
>>10886159
>>10886161
>>10886168
Alright give me tributes for Spooky games then.
>>10886186
>>10886176
Sorry pals.
>>10886149
Let's use a rock then! If we can't make fire to burn it, then how about breaking it?
>>10886218
Twiss
>Female
>>10886218
Lara Croft
>>10886218
Eusine
>>10886218
Zen and Rei
>>10886218
Jason
>>10886143
Spooky.
That word oddly resonates with me. Or maybe it's because the other name just sounds too chessy.
Anyway, let's go somewhere else. Away from ink and squids.
>>10886179
So, no proof
Understandable have a great day
>>10886218
Joseph Christiansen
>>10886218
Leoric the Skeleton King
>>10886218
Metal Face
>>10886218
Sakuya Izayoi
>>10886218
FINAL MEGADEATH REFLECTO
>>10886218
Emilia
>>10886218
Elias Ainsworth
>>10886218
Tenshi
>>10886218
Tet
>>10886218
Gil Marverde
>>10886218
Magisa
>>10886218
Ms. Fortune
>>10886218
Curly brace
>>10886218
Hakumen
>>10886218
>>10886218
Eddy
>>10886218
Hisami Touji
>>10886218
Star Butterfly
>>10886218
Boof
>>10886218
James Ironwood
>>10886218
Medusa
>>10886218
Serge
>>10886218
ALL MIGHT
>>10886218
Ezreal
>>10886218
Baiken
>>10886218
Shy Gal
>>10886216
>Shy squeaks as she's hugged, but quickly wraps her arms around 10k to reciprocate it. She reluctantly lets go when he does and stands back, hands finding their way back into her pockets. She's smiling again.
T-Thank you. Goodbye, 10k.
>Shy turns around, glances with a smile over her shoulder one last time, and walks away into the horizon, presumably in the direction of wherever the Mushroom Kingdom is.
>>10886218
Weegee
>>10886218
Kindred Hunter
>>10886218
>>10886261
Agent 4
>>10886218
Not Fyxe
>>10886218
Beltboy
>>10886218
Dead Metal
>>10886130
Erp bby
>>10886218
Ja'far Ibn Yahya
>>10886218
Joji Joestar
>>10886218
Stain
>>10886218
Widowmaker
>>10886218
Hoopla fish
>>10886223
B-B-Breaking it?!
>>10886218
Kharjo
>>10886297
Fuck off, Kamina.
>>10886218
Fast cripple
>>10886218
Squidward
>>10886254
Cute!
>>10886218
Araragi Karen
>>10886281
Good luck Shy gal.
>He watches her go, waiting until he can't see her any more to turn back to the area.
Ah, Missed a chance to enter...? I think that's okay. I'm alright with that.
>He fishes a flare from his backpack and, climbing up a set of stairs next to a ruined wall, lights it and sets it down where it can be seen.
I'm sure they'll come by soon...
>>10886218
spooky S O D A
>>10886218
Late fistroman
>>10886297
You keep saying that word.
I'm not sure it means what you think it means but ah...
Do you have an adress or something where I could join you? In case I find myself short on money
>>10886130
The ruins I found them in were heavily guarded. Spike pits, boulders, sentries and more. You don't put that much security into guarding regular old gemstones, so if I had to guess I'd say yeah. There's something magical to them.
>Ezreal beams at Magisa in response to being told he has a pretty face, and nods his head.
Yeah, I'd say we're good. So, that broom. Got anything else like it? I've got some more things I can trade.
>>10886007
The chance is possible but I don't think a big man like you can handle a toxique spider.
>>10886211
That's what has me confused. Normally a dungeon would just let the dead rot inside, but why would it continue to bring us back alive? The goal is to be the last one standing. There must be more to this place, and the more we research and take notes, the sooner we can uncover it's secrets
>He pauses
There it goes again...calling for more so called "tributes" to gather once again for another climb...
>>10886318
I remember watching this episode and getting confused at the ending because I thought they were actually going to show the secret formula because I was a stupid kid.
Good times.
>>10886218
Impmon
>>10886383
>Forgot entry picture
>Good job me
>>10886319
Yes, breaking it! I'll be fine! I am an android, remember? I can get repair if something bad happens.
>>10886216
Are you interested? Very well then...
>Don't blink because there's an entire arsenal of weapons surrounding them both right about now.
I am in need to improve my own marksmanship to be at the same level of my mastery with knives, perhaps you might be of assistance, 10K.
>>10886080
That does not answer my question.
>>10886378
Same. I got so pissed when they cut right to the next show like it was an interruption.
>>10886218
Akashi
>>10886218
Silver
>>10886218
Freeman
>>10886218
Sheruff Barkington
>>10886358
Sure.
But then again, Mc donald's secret recipe is heavily guarded too, and we can all agree that it is garbage in the end...
?
No need to blush really. It's mrely the truth and ah.
>She picks up a small purse from her bag.
I believe this little thing might interest you. It's a pocket dimension.
>>10886352
So we are erping.
>Writes down a super secret address.
>>10886392
O-O-Okay, if you s-say so...ummm...
>Shy looks around and spots a rock a few feet from her. She walks over, picks it up, and goes back to Curly.
A-Are you absolutely sure...?
>>10886421
Bird Up.
>>10886400
>Finding himself suddenly amid a whole arsenal of weapons, 10K leans back, eyes wide as he tries not to freak out.
Whoa whoa whoa what t-what the FUCK. DID YOU TELEPORT ME?!
>Crouching down, he puts his hands on his head.
Holy shit. W-wh A little warning would be nice!
>(More shots of him looking freaked out are in order.)
>>10886218
The Lich King
>>10886466
Me on the left.
>>10886447
>Takes it.
Thanks. I shall meet you there whenever I feel like it. Probably on a full moon. That's when I'm usually in the mood.
No pun intended
>>10886466
Hahaha, now that's what I call cosplay.
>>10886400
>Crawls into a box and closes the top.
>>10886451
Yup, androids can't feel pain anyways.
>Curly closes her eyes and waits for the girl with mask to start breaking that damn metal pimple she got on her face.
>>10886371
Strange, isn't it? But yeah, if we were to pursue the meaning behind this area's existence, historical records and other texts might be our best bet. Surely our Father had some ulterior motive behind creating this.
>He rolls up the scroll and begins to survey the land.
Sorry for the wait, I had to restart FireFox.
Go ahead and do your thing.
>>10886506
>casts Inferno on the box
>victory music plays as Serge collects the spoils
>>10886497
That sounds like a pun.
>>10886515
Ummm...o-okay. H-Hold still...!
>Shy shakily lifts the rock as high over her head as she can and brings it down as hard as she can onto the android's pimple, grunting once it strikes.
>>10886535
R-R-Ready...!
>>10886535
I'm ready to get some candy!
>>10886535
PERFECT! LET'S GET GOING!
>>10886535
Arf, another adventure to go on. I really hope I will win this one.
>>10886424
>>10886310
>>10886535
>I decide to swap this time. I feel like my time here is coming to an end.
>>10886535
Give that guy my spot. I've got a good feeling about him. It's a well done cosplay
>>10886290
>>10886480
>>10886444
I've got no idea what McDonalds is, but I'll take your word on it.
>Ezreal leans over her to get a peak inside of her bag, but quickly moves back once she rises. Eyeing the purse closely, Ezreal's eyes light up once she reveals that it's a pocket dimension.
Pocket dimension? I can think of many, many uses for that. It sounds expensive though. What do you value it at?
>>10886535
Spooky, huh? Sounds promising!
>>10886535
Made it last second, Ain't I lucky guy? Let's get this massacre goin'.
>>10886535
This will be easy for moi.
I'm ready to kill.
>>10886535
Hakumen, going forth!
>>10886535
Let's begin
>>10886535
>Looks like I was skipped. But this is fine. I have to go and eat dinner.
>>10886549
And yet. It isn't. There is more that meets the eye anon. Or in our case, the ear, but you get the point.
karen is homura
either her or that shipgirl with the purple dress
>>10886535
>Beltboy checks his inventory, and cleans his shades while doing so. "Firebombs? Check. Jerky? Got it. Bullets? Never-ending apparently"
Let's get this on the road already.
>>10886575
Cosplay?! I am the Lich King, Frozen Lord of the Damned! You dare to mock the craftsmanship of my cursed rune armor? I demand an apology, if not your soul!
>>10886524
By what do you mean, our father? You're religious?
>>10886535
An ocean of gray looming all over us.
Spooky indeed, did the holographic projection broke? All the games have had some kind of scenery right now.*
Anyway, I am ready.
>>10886550
I-Is it gone?
>Curly couldn't open her eyes to see it herself, neither feel it because she has no skin.
>>10886535
Spooky games was the name, huh? Oh, I'm sure it can't be too bad, but then again, I won't find out until I actually enter, so let's begin!
>>10886470
Put yourself together, 10K. I've brought the weaponry to this location, not the other way around.
>After picking up a couple of assault rifles, two handguns, and a sniper rifle, she snaps her fingers before the entire arsenal disappears from view
>We haven't moved a single inch from the arena
>>10886506
>Ships the box back to Parsee's bridge.
>>10886535
I'm ready.
When do we reveal our avas?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh3OIUAWOYw
>>10886614
>solos your raid
What does your ava sound like?
>>10886632
Any time bby
>>10886598
Don't tell me that you're half wolf!
>>10886614
And a good actor too!
Oh yeah I really made the right choice!
>pats him on the back.
Please win this for me already. I'll be on the back eating some popcorn and enjoying the show. Good luck mister!
>>10886637
Autistic
>>10886552
>Thank you.
>>10886637
My ava is a silent protagonist.
>>10886487
>>10886535
This looks like it'll be fun!
First reply names my mankey
>>10886637
>Like a very angry woman voice
>>10886623
Ummm...
>Shy looks at the pimple. There isn't even a dent in it.
...N-No. L-Let me try again...
>Bringing the rock back over her head, she strikes it down again.
...S-Still no. Oh, gosh...
>>10886690
Dickless
>>10886690
Fucko
>>10886690
boyhole
So many swaps. I apologize for the wait. Let's get going.
>>10886552
She was already swapped with someone via Discord PM.
>>10886657
I'm not too sure of my heritage... It's kind of hard after centuries of miscegenation but would that be a problem?
>>10886690
Jojo
>>10886637
A tiny mobster
>>10886637
>I've always thought of her having a deep sounding voice, despite her size. Also, sophisticated as well.
>>10886690
Dieldo
>>10886690
Marina
>>10886690
Caesar
>>10886617
Well, yes! I'm just a humble servant of God, fulfulling my duties as youth minister for the church of Maple Bay.
>He rolls up the scroll, offering it to Ja'far.
Did you need this back, or...?
>>10886636
>You wipe at the first boss: Blizzard HQ Security.
>>10886637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMCYvlrUcSw
>>10886658
The Lich King does not need luck! The armies of the scourge shall swallow this land!
>>10886701
RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH!!!!
>>10886701
What's this book? It's got all sorts of weird letters and stuff...
"Let's take it with us. Perhaps we can find a translation guide for it somewhere in this mansion."
>>10886637
>No voice.
>>10886701
>3 BB deaths in a row
Guess I'll die.
>>10886695
It has been done
>>10886741
oh fuck i know who you are now
>>10886629
>This revelation causes 10K to rise slowly, looking around a lot more warily than before.
O-oh... Yeah... I.. I totally know that...
I uh... You know what, Let's... do this tomorrow. It's gettin late...
>10K wanders back over to where he placed the flare. It still burns brightly.
>Sitting down, he hugs his rifle and leans against corner he's found.
>(Sadly, I gotta go to bed. Maybe I'll reveal who I am tomorrow.)
>>10886572
>>10886535
>Freeman postures up and strides towards his position, poising reserved composure in readiness of this week's onslaught.
If were not for my tardiness, you would still be here stranger, yet I bid you a debt of my gratitude for gifting me this opportunity to participate.
when do we reveal our secret avas
>>10886701
This shouldn't be too difficult. Nothing here's scarier than my day-to-day
>missed
shit are we gonna have one final game after this?
>>10886701
>Shy chooses the harpy and puts on a pair of wings.
H-How do I look...?
>>10886576
Pocket dimensions comes in handy; how do you think I'm able to carry all that junk with me? Are you an adventurer? I can feel that you're one somehow.. This is totally the item you need during your travels. You won't have to think about how many water you can carry... Just put a whole minibar inside.
>She sighs.
It is pretty expensive however... Twice the price of the broom...in gems. And also. You might want to try it before buying it.
I'm not a scammer. Not for pretty boys at least.
>>10886703
Because wolves are extremely violent in the sheets.
Unlimited Sim v1.3 Patch notes.
<insert summary>
Feature: Chained events.
Feature: Winner slide has an own selector now.
Fix: Text-Shadow in IE11
Fix: Better default CSS.
Known Issues:
>Reading players with the 4chan API doesn't handle crashes.
>The 4chan API reading is a "bit" obsolete. Will rework in a future version.
>>10886767
We don't.
>>10886694
Still no? D-Do it with all your strength then! Rock don't break that easily, right?
>Looks like this plan was going to end like the stick one, but curly still had a bit of hope inside her.
>>10886745
Excellent
>>10886706
I'm imagining her with this voice.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JN4UvXwxK3w
>>10886701
Watch your back, Baiken...
The spiders are dangerous when you don't pay attention to them.
>>10886748
>No.
Man, you really should have saved that holy water for later instead of trying to get a quick kill.
>>10886703
Is that one of the war beasts?
>>10886701
Ha ha ha, don't worry you can't die in this world that I created.
>>10886767
hour and ten minutes bud
This was a wonderful SAW, I think. Though I didn't participate in the arena too much, it was awesome seeing some fresh faces and friends come out to do this event. See you guys next big event!
>I was Pizza Steve and Cookie
>>10886819
>Pizza steve
When?
>Cookie
Who?
>>10886814
Unless you have a jawbreaker, I'm not gonna pay any attention.
>>10886637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iias2UnxK2o
>>10886814
Ooh, do you feel that? It's going to rain soon...
>>10886803
>licks tit
>>10886814
Spoooky. I bet there are ghosts here.
>>10886819
Fuck off and die
REVEAL
STARTS
NOW
>>10886839
...
>>10886819
Fuck off and die
>>10886833
For like an hour on Saturday, and I only used Cookie twice. Like I said, tho, I came more to watch than to really participate!
>>10886814
Tuning such a wretched instrument.
>>10886814
We're splitting up? Theeeennn... Let's go this way, Zen!
"Alright, but stay close to me. I sense danger down here..."
>>10886819
Tricky, don't make me call your parents.
>>10886794
O-Okay! Umm...h-here goes nothing...!
>Using every once of what little strength she has, Shy smashes the rock down on the pimple...and loses her balance in the process, toppling over and falling onto the android.
W-W-Whoa!
>>10886814
>Shy is astounded she managed to knock out the burly man with just a bottle of wine.
H-H-How...!?
>>10886819
>Thank you again so much for the drawing! See ya~!
>>10885868
Thank you for the games.
>>10885975
I have no idea what you're talking about, Amelie. This game was won fair and square...
>Sombra puts her hands behind her back and whistles away
>sorry for late reply I was away
>>10886814
Are you a monster currently using some kind of morphing ability?
>>10886814
I'm not sure why I decided to pick up that statue. Or why I decided to drop it on a can
>>10886819
Die off and fuck
>>10886798
Heh, that's also fitting.
>>10886701
Vampires aren't how they used to be. How weak. It was only a few spurts.
>>10886774
...
I should've guessed it was about that.
What can I say? it really depends of the person anonymous. Would you exhaust yourself for something of little to no worth? I sure wouldn't.
>>10886815
What do you mean by "War beast" miss?
Depending of that you're thinking, the answer might be "yes" "no" or "maybe"
>>10886881
>Ghosts
god tier tastes. just not with the underage girl
>>10886753
>Places a pillow under his head and covers his body with a blanket
Goodnight, survivor.
>>10886836
>>10886814
My jaw breaking doesn't have any sort of appeal to me, young boy. Why would you want such a thing in your mouth?
>>10886852
Emi is Emi
Not Fyxe is Fyxe
Karen is not Karen
>>10886872
>She prepares for the impact, but she feels nothing... except for her body falling on the ground the weight of the girl on top of her. She opens her eyes to see what just happened, and the only thing she could see was the person trying to help her on top of her
W-What an awkward we got into, huh? Hah...
>She tries to make it look funny, but it makes it even more awkward.