HG/Hunger Games Thread
I need 24+ tributes!
I reserve the right to ignore an entry for any reason.
Lenny
>>10874221
Jiro Hitoyoshi
>>10874221
Kizuna Ai
Twiss
>Female
>>10874221
Smug Eddy
Epic Sax
>>10874221
Morbidly Depressed Thorfinn
Machi
>>10874221
Moe Syzlak
>>10874221
Dead Metal
>>10874221
Tomo and Ikkun
Deku
Shirai Kuroko
Eustace Fagget
>>10874221
Kirino Ranmaru
SpangeBuhb
Ezreal
>>10874221
THE EXPERT
James P. Sullivan
Serge
Garfield
HG
skimmer
Lara Croft
>All these Simpsons fillers
>>10874288
If you want me to get rid of one then swap skimmer for next in line
>>10874288
Just wait until PRIME TIME
>>10874288
Is that supposed to mean something wise guy?
Simpsons day when?
>>10874292
Probably not needed since it's dead hours.
>>10874294
Yes. it means exactly what was intended.
Roster in one moment.
>>10874298
Every day is Simpsons day.
Although that's not a bad idea considering how many seasons there are.
>>10874316
Time to win.
>>10874316
>
Bloodbath!
>>10874336
I have absolutely nothing to say.
>>10874336
Braces for all, and no pudding in anyone's eye!
Leonard 2017!
>>10874356
2015 was a weird year.
>>10874336
We've got to lay low. I don't know who messed up and I don't want to point any fingers, so it'll be better for the group if we just stick together through this.
Day 1
>>10874335
Did I get it wrong? I used the name you entered with.
>>10874356
Fun times.
>>10874365
I regret nothing!
>>10874370
>everyone i like dies
>>10874370
I don't care anymore.
>>10874370
Don't cut me off, buddy! Just one more glass of Duff!
Night 1
>>10874379
Get away from me, if I had my shotgun I would blow you into ground beef!
>>10874385
No homo tho.
>>10874388
Here. You're not you when you're hungry.
>hands you a snickers
Better?
Hiya! How are you all?
>>10874385
>The Robot grabs onto the sponge and easily slices him in half with its Circular Saw
Day 2
I'M SO SORRY
>>10874400
I'm tired. My feet hurt. I'm hungry. I think I'm sick. I don't want to work today.
>>10874400
Good, you?
>>10874396
>Eats it
>Gets hung on a noose
Eh, definitely could be better.
>>10874400
I'm doing pretty good! Yourself?
>>10874402
Hey look what I found. This should give you some more firepower later!
>>10874406
I forgive you.
>>10874407
You're working on weekends?
>>10874370
My victory is followed swiftly by a quick death...
>>10874407
Ah. Well, you'll have to work anyway.
>>10874409
>>10874418
I'm doing pretty good!
>>10874424
It's more rare for people to have weekends off than it is for them to work them, in 2017.
>>10874436
Awesome to hear. You've arrived just in time to see me snatch victory from the rest of these folks.
>>10874441
Where are all the mariachis? I think I may have been misunderstood on what kind of party this is.
>>10874443
in US maybe
>>10874436
CUTE
>>10874441
Hi. I'm Thorfinn.
Day 3
Buenos dias, Lenny!
>lenny rping
what a future
>>10874456
Hey, don't get your hopes too high. Maybe that victory will be snatched away from someone else.
>>10874460
Heh, thanks.
>>10874475
>*by someone else
>fuck
>>10874466
Oh ho! Brutal! I like your style, Lenny. Suddenly I find myself rootin' for ya.
>>10874466
Nothing personal, but I couldn't miss an opportunity like this.
>>10874475
That's kind of a grim outlook. I prefer to look on the bright side!
Besides, jinxes don't really exist.
>>10874484
I'll do my best!
>>10874466
>
>>10874489
Suuuure they don't. But you keep believing that, it's not like I can convince you otherwise.
Night 3
Going faster than the last game so far.
>>10874482
What next? Bolin no longer spamming the Junko's dad jokes n getting the blame pinned on Yosuke?
>>10874500
I imagine you'll make a good bodyguard. I'll stay sober when it's my turn to stand guard, trust me.
Who?
>>10874525
I SHALL AVENGE MOE AND SKIMMER!
I'll start with these two, I saw them looking at my friends strangely the other day.
>>10874441
Outtmanoeuvred. Try again in one thousand years.
>>10874525
Unbeatable. Try again in ten thousand years.
Nice SAW, downies.
Night 4
In truth there is no better place to be
Than falling ouot of darkness, still to see
>>10874533
What?
>>10874540
It's Sunday
>>10874525
Looks like I chose the right guy to root 'fer after all. I should o' put money on this.
>>10874542
>>10874542
>lenny has restless nightmares, seeing hulking blue figures in his head
>thank goodness it's only a dream
>>10874545
The game is still young.
>>10874543
Yeah. There's still 14 hours left, retard.
>>10874540
Thanks!
Anybody who didn't pick up a secret ava is banned from my games once SAW is over.
No exceptions.
Day 5
Without a premonition could you tell me where we stand
I'd hate to lose this light before we land
>>10874551
Oh, you mean the whole weekend? Yeah it has been pretty good.
>>10874558
>banning Eggman-kun and such
>>10874558
I'm new to this, I don't understand what's going on
>10874558
>p-pls reveal your secret avas
Too obvious.
>>10874562
>Anybody
Eggman-kun isn't just anybody, he's a celestial being.
>>10874559
S-Serge! We held hands! How could you?
>lenny scrambles around to find a weapon, but the horrifying, sleepless visions the night before leave him too sluggish to find one in time
>>10874559
I killed your friends and now you.
>>10874567
Secret Avatar Weekend is where everyone chooses a different ava to play at the same time. The fun comes from nobody knowing who anyone is, plus it motivates people to find alternate avas
Night 5
>>10874558
Good thing I have one.
>>10874567
People pick up new avas and rp them for a weekend without revealing it's them. Then after the weekend they can reveal who they are, or keep it a secret and keep avaing that ava without anyone knowing it's them. People also try to guess who is who during it.
>>10874558
this.
>"waaaaaah im a special snowflake so i have to use the SAW is optional excuse so that i don't step out of my autistic comfort zone that hasn't grown since 2015"
LMAO
>>10874559
Ahh... it's more like they tracked down and killed my fun.
>>10874558
The only one who didn't are Suz and Doremy
>>10874558
You will never know that I didn't have a secret ava.
>>10874588
Oh, sure, you think YOU have it bad.
>>10874592
Guts too
And when I feel like I can feel once again
Let me stay awhile
Soak it in awhile
If we can hold on we can fix what is wrong
Buy a little time for this head of mine
Heaven for us
>>10874587
Wow, you mad.
>>10874581
>>10874582
Oh, okay. Well, as I said, I'm new so I guess the one I use is already unknown to begin with.
>>10874605
>being so autistic that you can't come up with an original rebuttal
LMAO
>>10874601
I think you mislinked or something
>>10874606
We only do this once or twice a year, and it's always a blast.
>>10874595
Y'know, now that you mention it, I really AM hurtin' right 'bout now. I'm totally grievin' over here!
>Gin tilts his head from one direction to the other.
Thanks 'fer sympathizin' with me, pal.
>>10874596
Oh ho! You've got some kick to ya! That's good!
>>10874597
>No one suspects my obvious secret ava
This is going better than expected.
Guess the main ava of secret avas
Hard mode: All secret avas on the roster >>10874316
>>10874624
Is it Lenny?
Day 6
>>10874632
At least wait until after the game.
>>10874632
Well, whoever plays Eddy, tell them I love 'em
>>10874632
I wonder who's playin' Lenny.
>>10874640
>one-liner /co/ ava
lol shit taste
>>10874639
>
>>10874636
God dammit you finally figured it out.
>>10874645
Don't you GET IT!? I'm NOT my secret ava "Lenny"! I'm the ACTUAL LENNY, trapped in the real world!
>>10874624
You are doing a great Holo, Guts.
>>10874652
Legendary RP bro
Night 6.
Winner next slide! Who will it be?
>>10874636
... No.
>>10874662
>Clanging intensifies
>>10874660
Hmm... I feel like you're tryin' to tell me somethin', but I can't quite put my finger on it.
>>10874663
ty
>>10874640
Don't worry, your message will be delivered.
>>10874660
Why are you so fucking autistic?
>>10874669
My nonexistent money's on the creepy dude last in line.
>>10874679
damn... this rp is making me think
>>10874669
Avenge me, Expert!
>>10874640
Same.
>>10874681
Do you really need me to answer that for you?
>>10874632
I usually assume any new entry is someone's alt, so I'm gonna say jiro is Kamina
>>10874684
I suspect there's some sarcasm in that.
And it's over!
>>10874632
Why isthere always some autist that wants to know who fagged who? Doesn't that, you know? Kill the entire fucking purpsoe of SAW?
>there are people who unironically think Eddy is better than Jake Paul, Eusine, Ezreal, Holo, Yamadera, Tonya, Joji, Sakakino, Bathtub Man, Caster, Romance Detective, Sackboy, Buckethead, Akashi, Metal Face, Roxie, Gin Ichimaru, Konoha, Sheldon, Beltboy, Lara Croft, Joseph, Ghiaccio, Treat, Kohina, Wikipedia, Maxwell, Kamina, Kobayashi, Audrey, Silver, Shirai, Twiss, Baiken, Magisa, Satsuki, Mao, Genji, Sasuke, Alex, Frank West, Trevor, Etna, Jimmy, 10K, Marcille, Lancer, Seth Briars, Sylvester, Sakuya, Shy Gal, Jonny, Sombra, Fistroman, Bobby, Mr. Pink, Jenny, Zen and Rei, Karin, Leon, Nixxiom, Sinclair, Gil, Yoshiko, Kinomoto, Agent 4, Zizek, Ayla, Serge
Good to know y'all dead hours people love shit RP.
>>10874703
>filler wins
>>10874703
Ahh! Creepy dude who was previously last in line! ...Well, good job, kid. Least you didn't turn down a free kill.
>>10874703
ty deku i can finally rip. gn every one
>>10874714
>two secret avas
>neither is in this list
Lmao nobody's going to guess me
>>10874722
Thank
Fuck
Congratulations to our winner.
>>10874716
Deku isn't filler..
>>10874714
>Look, I don't care if you don't like what I do, just don't bring people who do like it into this.
>>10874724
it's an old list.
>>10874714
B-but muh childhood cartoon
>>10874725
rry for eig dissapointment.
>>10874729
>Replying to it
You just fucked yourself
>>10874726
Indeed, congratulations. It seems the 'expert' couldn't avenge his way out of a wet paper bag.
>>10874744
Thanks for hosting.
>>10874735
Autists like Lenny only glance and see the ava choice instead of actually deciding if they like the ava. Pure nostalgia bait, and he'll get praise for it despite butchering the character
>>10874746
>And indeed I have, haven't I?
Summary.
Thanks to everyone that joined. I hope you enjoy the final day of SAW.
>Replying to a shitpost
This pretty much narrows it down to a handful of people who could be playing Eddy.
>>10874754
I've never seen Ed, Edd and Eddy.
>>10874744
Thanks for the game!
>>10874766
You're missin' out, my dude. Pretty good cartoon.
>>10874755
Just roll with it dude. Ignore the shitpost and enjoy your final day of SAW.
>If people think I'm someone who replies regularly to shitposts then they're gonna have a tough time. I think this is my first time doing it despite the fact I really have shouldn't
>>10874783
I mean, if there's ever a time to reply to shitposts, I guess SAW is it.
>A pale man wearing a black hot and a duster while hiding his eyes with dimmed shades, bursts through the door while waving his gun around
YOU'RE ALL AR- Hey wait this isn't the illegal Chinese pizza party, damn it, Steve gave me the wrong quest, what did I put?
>He checks his strange computer that is strapped to his arm, looking through his logs
"HG"? Oh gawd damn it.
>>10874783
But you're replying to shitposts RIGHT NOW
>>10874795
HPLY SHIT
>>10874797
He just said that in the last sentence.
>>10874795
I spat out my fucking drink
>>10874791
>I guess so. I plan on not revealing who I am anyways.
>>10874795
If you want to shoot up some illegal CP lovers you're in the wrong thread
>>10871456
>>10874783
Just fucking stop you troglodyte. Acknowledging the shitposts was your first mistake,
>>10874795
Up-boated.
>>10874795
Replying to stay relevant
>Eddy is Guts
>>10874795
>Jake Paul appears out of nowhere behind the man's back, an ugly ass trap beat slowly getting louder. A selfie stick extends itself to capture Jake and the other man and it starts recording.
WHAT'S UP JAKE PAULERS, I'm here again with my good friend...what was your name again? Doesn't matter! He looks like a little confused as to why he's here, so I figured we should give him a tour of the biggest stronghold for the Jake Pauler army!
>>10874816
>H-how did you know
>>10874800
HOLY SHI- wait why are we freaking out?
>>10874803
Ew, that's disgusting, atleast drink it like a normal human, and then buy some goo-goo bars.
>The man coughs a bit before looking out into nowhere
Well I guess this is a twofer McLother! Hey I'm Jimadog Jimadin here with the a weapon mod and a quest mod, first one is this
>He says showing his gun to noone, clearly insane or something, before shooting it around like a maniac
It's pretty nice, costume textured and the sound is nice! And the second mod is a HG!, I don't really know, it had low ratings, but someone told me it was good.
>>10874807
People love children? That's disgusting.
>>10874811
>>10874815
Thanks, now what am I suppose to do here?
>>10874754
>Autists like Lenny only glance and see the ava choice instead of actually deciding if they like the ava
You're saying that as if the majority of HG wasn't doing the same.
"M-Muh cute anime grill"
>>10874824
Have fun.
What are HG's memes?
>>10874821
Oh lordy,
>He says covering his ears while looking very confused at Jake
What's a Jake Pauler?! Oh god damn it what's that noise, is there a radio around here, I'mma shoot it.
>He says as he frantically looks around for the source of the noise
>>10874839
This one
>>10874839
Crendor-Pasta
>>10874839
This one too
>>10874839
>>10874839
Oh snappeth!
>>10874860
this but with secret avas
>>10874833
...This mod needs a much more clear goal, but alright gonna go touch some doors and other stuff.
Uh, my cat needs to be fed. I gotta go.
>The man walks away from the Anon, looking around the place for something to do
>>10874839
>>10874839
meme betray no deal go to betray prison
>cody
>>10874860
>Obsessed
H-Haha
>She pokes her head out of the ocean and surveys the area, curious to see if anything had changed since the last time she had been here.
>>10874840
>Jake puts his arm around the man as he walks forward, the camera still capturing their every move.
Oh, that's just my newest track, don't worry about it! "YouTube Stars Diss Track" is a grower bro, you'll love it in time. Now c'mon, time's wasting! The Jake Pauler army waits for no man!
>Jake Paul/AlChestBreach RP
This is it. We have reached the logical conclusion to HG. Pack your bags, boys.
Who do you wish you could've seen in SAW?
>>10874903
Joe from Digimon adventure
>>10874903
Jigsaw.
>>10874903
Sam and Max characters other people were planning on doing.
>>10874913
I'm sorry I never got around to it
>I bet none of you can guess mine. Yes, turns out I found a Secret Ava.
>>10874903
My Monk that I haven't had the motivation to finish yet.
>>10874885
Oh look a baby in the water! baby in the watah!
>He breaks out singing while walking around, crouching to look at the "baby" while repeating "Baby in the water" with more and more frantic endings
Baaaaaby in the waaaaater.
>He finishes by looking at the girl dead in the eyes
Hello.
>>10874890
Oh Jesus I'm not part of this army, Sergeant, I didn't put myself in the draft!
>Much to the man's disdain, he keeps walking with Jake, making random worried noises
>>10874922
It's the angry bird
>>10874909
>I want to play a game
same
>>10874929
>Nope. Try again.
>>10874922
Silver or Alex
>>10874909
I miss Adam.
>>10874795
Oh, hey. How are you?
>>10874937
>I'm neither of them. I'll be nice and give you all the chances until you give up.
>>10874943
legendary rp
>>10874943
>He produces a disgusted sound when the child speaks to him
Uh, Hi, I'm doing well on this gooey berry nice day.
>>10874951
better than yours
>>10874249
>>10874947
I don't want to blind guess those were my only choices because of RP.
Unless your secret ava does't RP
>>10874926
>She watches the man repeatedly sing "baby in the water", becoming even more confused with each passing second. Her head slightly tilts to the side when he finishes singing, staring back at the rather strange man.
...What was that?
>>10874926
C'mon man, what's your deal? You don't wanna be part of the STRONGEST ARMY ON EARTH? Nine million and counting, with its newest member being you! We've got a great sense of community, you'll love it around here! Maybe you'll even join Team 10 one day.
>Eventually they reach a stand with all kinds of Jake Paul merch on display, from "It's Everyday Bro!" hoodies to t-shirts with Jake's signature in the top right corner.
Take your pick! If you're gonna join the Jake Pauler army, you've gotta rep us with style!
>>10874951
Oh, and I presume you're good at RP yourself?
>>10874953
Cool. That's a pretty awesome looking costume you're wearing.
>>10874961
Cute!
>>10874965
>Well, I might as well say it since I doubt anyone will get the correct answer. I'm Hiyoko.
>>10874976
Hi TA
>>10874989
...
Well you see
I knew that, but since you played Hiyoko before SAW it didn't even cross my mind. I thought it was just one of your regular avas
>>10874996
>One question mark
>Ta
>>10875009
For once I am not going to tell you to kill yourself, Guts. That's a very good point.
>>10875004
>Yeah, I kind of had to improvise during this SAW. Originally, I planned for Robotboy then I remembered I lost everything when I moved to my new computer.
>>10874839
>>10874989
kys
>>10874976
What was what? Oh you mean me singing, just something I do to pass up time, and because you look like a little baby in the water.
>>10874978
Uh, I guess I'll buy some to show off to Jerry and Cuddlesworth
>He looks around grabbing two of each items, not getting even an inch tired from holding all of it, before looking back at the man
So what's the army gonna do? We fighting some deathclaws or a some business roaches?
>>10874981
Yeah...
>He rubs the back of his head trying to think of something to make the talk less awkward
Nice monk costume, you look pretty pacifistic, and hungry... And harmless... Yeah.
>>10875009
Could you anyway? Your hate helps me sleep.
>>10875020
Too bad, robotboy and jenny could have made a cool tandem.
Anyway, have fun.
>>10875023
>Trust me, i've tried.
>>10875032
do you need someone to talk to?
>>10875022
>bookercomic2
>2
What's bookercomic1?
>>10875028
Well, this is actually a Kimono. I'm a Traditional Dancer or rather, the Ultimate Traditional Dancer.
>>10875029
>>10875018
Damn it.
>>10875030
>Maybe i'll do it the next time.
>>10875036
>I'll be okay.
>>10875036
hi Ahri
>nobody wants to host
>but they say Hg is alive
Lol....
>>10875047
Kill yourself Guts. In a quick and painless way.
>>10875053
I'm not Ahri
>>10875052
If you're sure
>>10875028
Your singing...was okay, but I am unsure as to how I look like a baby. I understand I am young in appearance, however I don't think I look like one.
>>10875053
>Only Ahri is kind
>>10875040
There is no bookercomic1.
>>10875060
>Yeah, I'm sure.
>>10875059
Much better. Now I can sleep.
>>10875062
Yeah you're right, she didn't post with a picture for the attention
post your secret ava and see if people can guess it
>>10875043
Yeah and I suppose little charlie is the ultimate traditional burger maker.
>He says blankly, as if he's not even trying to talk right to the girl
So why are you wearing a Kimononononono Oh no! Oh god no! Yeah why are you wearing it?
>>10875061
It's not that you look like a ba- God damn it I'm not.... Uh... It was just a joke... I was making joke yeah right I'm not crazy or anything.
That anon is Free, one of HG's thin-skinned autists.
>>10875078
>>10875028
Oh man! You're really digging the Jake Paul pride, Senpai! You might have to leave some for the other Jake Paulers here!
>Jake starts counting up how much all of the merch is going to be.
If deathclaws and business roaches are haters, then yeah, we can fight 'em with a dab! That's the Jake Paulers' signature move!
>Jake performs a quick dab, savagely leaving his impact on the atmosphere.
>>10875079
Well, this is one of my kimonos for casually walking around in. For dancing, I wear a Pink Kimono.
>>10875084
kys stocking
>>10875086
>I-I forgot about the f.am filter...
>>10875086
>He looks at the dab with a blank look
...This might be crazy enough to work.
>He says with an action hero accent, trying to sound cool
>>10875079
Are you sure you are not crazy? It is not every day you see a man walking back and forth, singing "baby in the water" with a different vocal ending each time. Maybe you are not crazy, but rather a very eccentric individual that enjoys fun.
>>10875078
>
>>10875078
>>10875078
> an alchestbreach ava
> when are we getting a cr1tikal and a jerma ava so we go full circle
>>10875078
This sounds fun! Count me in!
>>10875078
Would you ever invite a real life friend to HG?
>>10875093
Oh yeah and I dress up in my dress when I'm walking around casually, You got loyalty kid, I tells ya kid, loyalty to your dance club.
>>10875105
>Don't worry B, I got whatcha mean
>>10875112
Yeah sure let's go with that, just don't be around when there's radios around, oh ho ho! Where are we by the way?
>>10875124
Hell no
I would never tell anyone about it either
>>10875124
that's implying I have any
>>10875096
>guess again
>>10875124
>real life friend
>>10875129
Heh, yeah, I'm pretty loyal. Not only that, I'm the best of the best.
>>10875078
> sniff
>>10875107
Of course! We do crazy well here in the Jake Pauler army! It's a foolproof way of fending off the haters. Here - lemme show you how to dab like a professional.
>He holds his arms out flat, then slowly moves the right arm off to the right. Next, he bends his left arm and leans his head into it.
Like...that!
>>10875136
Ms Gloom?
>>10875124
>Real life friend
What the fuck are those?
>>10875129
I do not know where we are either, so it would be impossible for me to accurately tell you. Perhaps one of the other people who inhabit this location has the answer?
>>10875145
JUST GONNA 'DAB' ON THOSE HATERS!
YEP! YEAH, FAST!
> Vinny's inkling respawns
>>10875166
autism
>>10875141
Well I can dance too kid, watch these sick moves!
>He says as he begins to preform some very basic "funky" moves, grunting everything he gestures
>>10875145
>The man follows suit, dabbing, of course a crunching noise is heard as he accidently broke his sunglasses
Did I do it right? I can't really see like this, are you sure we can kill someone with this move? I mean I'm planning on scaring them away with it but I'm having second thoughts.
>>10875151
Hmmm... Come on down to the "So-and-so" where we got some random people and some talks and... Well why are you in the water? You a fish? a fishy fishy do? A fishy fishy fishy do? Yeah you're a fish.
Why have I not seen any SAW Lennys yet
>>10875148
1/4
>>10875190
oh my god fuck off
>>10875176
> tell me how to improve my ahrrrpeh mr. anon
> i'm not one to initiate rp outside of the games often
>>10875193
>>10875190
>Hit enter too early on the Captcha...
We don't need any Lennys here! The Jake Pauler army is nine million and counting without any goofy paintings!
>>10875179
>Hiyoko seems interested in the dance moves.
You're a pretty good dancer, I won't lie.
>>10875193
>tfw don't know if this is IC because the guy is a douche irl
So, /hg/, do you
UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND
UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND
UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND
THE CONCEPT
THE CONCEPT
OF
LOVE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V4IEV8l-gA
>>10875179
It's 100% foolproof, like I said! The haters will immediately fall over and bend to the Jake Pauler army! You've just got to have faith in the process, bro.
>Jake's finished number crunching by now, holding out the bill for the massive amounts of merch that was purchased.
That's gonna be...$438. I'll take a check if you don't have that much on you.
>>10875179
>She blinks at the sound of him rambling about fish, unsure if she had made a mistake by returning his acknowledgement.
I am not a fish, but where I belong is in the water. It is where I am most comfortable, you would understand if I told you why.
>>10875209
>He stops almost roboticly, before looking at the girl
Well that's nice of you.
Uh, my cat needs to be fed. I gotta go!
>>10875220
$438? Uh alright.
>He says as he drops a shit ton of bottle caps, dropping atleast 17,349 on the dot
There you go, Uh, my cat needs to be fed. I gotta go!
>He repeats his farewells to both of the man and the little girl the same way, before turning around and running away quickly
AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
>my brother is on vacation in the Bahamas while I am here spending my time doing a Pokémon Go event for him after he sent his account details because I owe him a favor.
I am probably the most pathetic thing breathing on this Earth
>>10875247
Hey man, you owe him a favor, so don't worry about it.
>>10875243
You're welcome. I'll see you later.
>>10875251
I wanted to go as well, but responsibilities responsibilities responsibilities.
I just wish I could have gone as well, and the shitty PokéGo event was 2 hours travel from where I live, and my battery is almost dead because of it.
AND PROM IS TOMORROW D:
>>10875273
Didn't you hear? Prom is cancelled. HG is dead.
>>10875273
>tfw never been to a prom
>>10875282
>>10875283
Guys that was just an attempt at a shitty joke there is no prom tomorrow.
>>10875288
>Prom really was cancelled
>>10875299
The only thing cancelled is my weekly subscription to Fun.
>>10875078
(Eh. What the hell)
>>10875315
Garnet
>>10875325
>Fighter
Huh
>>10875325
That's...actually pretty possible.
>>10875325
:thinking:
>>10875078
>tfw all of your sugar daddies are on vacation
JUST
>>10875354
play this game to sate yourself http://store.steampowered.com/app/654880
>>10875353
Johnny
>>10875363
>that's where Joseph is from
...huh
>tfw your armpits smell like cum
>Reimu
>tfw out of Sweatpants so I have to wear Skinny Jeans
>tfw no Matoi
>tfw your dick is covered in corpse juice
Link are you up yet? I made you breakfast.
>Blake
>>10875421
k Maria
>tfw not tuesday
>>10875395
DID SOMEBODY SAY SWEATPANTS?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExVtrghW5Y4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExVtrghW5Y4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExVtrghW5Y4
HURRRRRR
>Sunset
>>10875440
>Neato
>>10875429
I got some tacos for ya!
>The tacos are just paper towels stuffed with cotton and grass.
1 dollar a piece and some of my bro's hot sauce with your order!
I can't host because _____
>>10875478
I don't want to.
>>10875478
I've fallen and I can't get up
>>10875478
A dog ate my code
>>10875473
Yay!
>Slaps a dollar on the bald kid's head before grabbing a "taco" and biting on to it
...Strange... is this... Swedish taco?
>>10875473
>Karin looks on, laughing at Eddy's scamming
Oh my, is your family that poor to afford the necessary ingredients to make tacos?
>>10875478
I no longer posses the ability.
>>10875478
Sonata didn't reply to me with dubs
>>10875478
>>10875493
>>10875492
Anon's dog ate my code too, after I've fallen and can't get up.
>>10875501
Oh no!
>>10875495
Uh, sure! It probably will taste better with some cheese!
>Coats the 'food' with some yellow crayon shavings
>>10875497
Hey listen here bub, why would I need to spend money on food when I can get the ingredients basically free?
>>10875519
Thanks!
>She takes another bite into the 'food', before finally spitting it out
I don't think my stomach likes Swedish tacos...
>>10875519
>Her laughing abruptly stops as she walks up to him
First off, do I look like a boy to you? Second, you're making yourself look like an absolute fool with this phony garbage.
>>10875554
Garnet, please host
Say my name and I'll host.
>>10875478
she isn't here.
>>10875562
Kamina
>>10875562
satan
>>10875562
Anon.
>>10875562
youmu
>>10875478
It's not primetime
>>10875562
my name
>>10875541
Maybe some hot sauce will perk you up.
>Gives her a tiny cup of the sauce, seeing as giving her something that's edible was the the least he could do
>>10875554
>Eddy puts his hand on the side of his mouth.
Yeah, I'm the fool here, not that lady who's eating my phony garbage.
>He says, motioning towards the other person there eating his product.
>>10875562
Andrew Jackson
>>10875562
oh for gods sake Lenny, just do it.
>>10875562
Papa Franku
>>10875562
yuno
>>10875562
Jeff
>>10875587
That's not me
I've got to wait until Futaba shows up
>already revealing your secret ava/s
Isn't that just missing the point? I thought we were supposed to wait until the end of the day to do that.
>>10875562
Please Gascoigne
>>10875584
>she drinks up the sauce, enjoying the taste
Mmmmm... Very tasty.
>>10875600
>Eh, I'm not really gonna play them at the end of the day since I'm gonna play a vidya
>>10875600
It's almost like the people here hate fun, but that can't be right, can it?
>>10875600
You can do it whenever you want. Ruins the point but you still can and no one can stop you.
>>10875598
>huh, I'm here.
>>10875562
my name and I'll host
>>10875622
Holy heck what luck!
You won my Bonus Game thus you get to add your own event to my code.
>>10875606
You actually kept that down. Usually that sauce would burn up people's mouths, it wasn't a good experience when I tried it.
>>10875629
You forgot the period now he isn't gonna host YOU DUMB CUNT
>>10875648
>>10875584
>Karin motions to the other girl
Perhaps you're not as empty-minded as that filthy commoner over there
>She points to the aforementioned girl
I shall take my leave and leave you to your usual bickering and scamming.
>Karin walks off from the scene
>>10875633
Oh, sweet. I don't remember the bonus game being hosted. Thanks Lenny
>>10875644
Hm? I eat alot of food with sauce, it's not really that new.
>>10875671
You may not have been around.
Anyway once I get the event from you I'll host a 36. Take your time though.
>teleports behind you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5cU6Y-oFU4
>>10875682
This is the most retarded thing ever.
Waiting for an event that will likely won't show up until a long time, depriving us from a game
>>10875691
Stop getting your panties tangled up you can wait for a minute.
>>10875691
It's fucking Lenny, what do you expect?
>>10875691
Adding an event takes like 5 seconds mate. Plus the time it takes to open the actual document or whatever.
>>10875078
>>10875691
I know. After about 3 seasons I realised adding one event every 25 games would take forever, but I can't change it as I'd have to retroactively ask every single other winner too. I'm like that.
>>10875672
Well that's neat.
>Eddy takes the dollar from his head and puts it in his pocket.
Thanks for the cash, I'm gonna buy me a jawbreaker now. See ya Taco Lady!
>Eddy runs to get his well deserved candy
>>10875435
The fuck are you mad about now?
Goddamn you're sensitive.
>I just woke up so I'm stumped, anyone think of a good one?
Anything new and exciting today? No? I'm just gonna stick around anyway.
>>10875727
(Player1) tells Lenny to kill himself
>Menacingly sits in the corner inside of an area marked on the floor
>>10875723
It was a joke. I saw the post and took my chance.
>>10875727
(Player1) gets annoyed at (Player2) rearraging (his/her1) figures without permission
Wow. So hard.
>>10875722
Buh-bye!
>>10875739
>pets the death machine
Hello /HG/
>>10875736
He can't host if he does that, we need him alive.
>>10875745
>>10875682
This one, now host Lenny!
>>10875727
(PLAYER 1) ASCENDS TO FUCKING GODHOOD
>>10875740
Bad joke. I'm going to hurt you.
>>10875754
Day, night, bloodbath, Feast?
>>10875727
(Player1) and (Player2) accidentally eat the last donuts, Homer butchers them for it.
>>10875762
Feast.
>>10875759
>>10875763
Aw, too late but thanks.
>>10875746
>As soon as you begin petting the machine the circular saw begins to whir as the machine turns towards you as it noticed you had entered its area
>>10875763
>>10875754
>>10875772
>Missed opportunity
>>10875786
>>10875772
I want to cum inside you.
>>10875772
Okay then, let me just add it to the code.
36 or 24?
Mokuo or Chinese Mokou
>>10875797
>having taste this shit
>>10875798
36?
Drown is cement mix
24?
I enter, say no more
>>10875795
>Feels only slightly better
>>10875803
Mokou
>>10875803
>>10875786
Don't worry when I win the next one, I'll throw that one in.
>>10875797
That's a weird sounding event anon.
>>10875798
No idea how many are here, I guess 36 could work.
>>10875776
Oh I won't bother you...
>starts running away from the death machine
is secret ava weekend over?
>>10875836
http://itsalmo.st/#timeforthesummersecretavatarweekendeventtoend
>>10875836
Not yet.
>>10875826
36 it is, reset your post timers
>>10875836
is it still the weekend?
>>10875826
Night Events
(Player1) cums inside (Player2). (He/she2) enjoys this.
2
>>10875836
Not yet.
>>10875856
No way that event is going in.