Hunger Games simulator / HG thread

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Today was a productive day but it comes to an end. I'll see you later, students.

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>>10851492
-As much as he elicited a chuckle from him, it was clear to The Flash that he had to be clear with the woman from the past.-

No no no, Ayla. Nice form though. I can tell this isn't your first rodeo. I mean that do you want to be my partner. Keep all the bad people from doing anything to the good people. Of course, you may refuse if you want.
>>10851503
-The Flash would believe that if it weren't for the mask and his fascination with heroes. It doesn't seem like he isn't the regular fan. He does have a daughter though. How could a family man be evil?-

You must not be from the States. Since you know about heroes, you know that some evildoers can't be stopped by just one hero. Whenever we can, we band together to face these threats.

-In his spiel, he then remembers something important the young man said.-

Your daughter! You did manage to find her? I can cover a lot of ground if you didn't.
>>10851530
At such a young age. While I wish you hadn't experienced these horrors yet, to see a child be so dutiful would inspire many. Keep that attitude up and I can see you be a fantastic heroine, young lady!
>>10851574
That's enough relays for me this night. Nice work, chums!

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>>10851631
Mineva Lao Zabi

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>>10851631
Tidal Tempest

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>>10851631
Elias Ainsworth

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>>10851628
Thanks for playing / watching.

*sleeps*

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>>10851631
Hakumen is ready to be bamboozled.

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>>10851631
Twiss
>Female

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>>10851631
Deaddy Eddy

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>>10851631
Eusine
>Night, HG. Hope the first day of SAW was a good one for you.

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>>10851631
Malon

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>>10851631
Impmon

>>10851666
>kissu

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>>10851631
Kirino

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>>10851631
Lara Croft

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>>10851631
Tom-boi

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>>10851631
Twitch and Vinegar

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>>10851634
Bye!

>>10851628
>>10851635
Partner.. Like team? To keep bad from happen?
Ayla not look to be partner now. Already have! Somewhere...
But work together anyway. Good.

>>10851642
Wow... Big. Shiny.
But sharp too!
>Ayla touches the blade
Nice cut! Show how to make 'met all' soon! I give something back.
>she picks the blade up effortlessly, holding it above her head for a second before giving a swing or two
Slow for one hand! Still good.

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How are we looking

>SAW during dead hours after everyone cool has already left

I look forward to no one giving a shit.

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>>10851670
Keep your disgustin' Human lips away from me! I don't want any of that!

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>>10851631
JACKIE CHAN

>>10851691
wrong one idiot

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>>10851691
Oh good! Kill me if you please!

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>>10851691
Where Ayla? this look all wrong!

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>>10851635
Young, perhaps, but old enough. After all, one doesn't have to be old to undergo trying times, or to resolve to refuse to let them happen in the future.
>Her manner of speech, subtle gestures as she talks, and that stern, steady gaze all give off a very practiced, serious air.
I don't wish to be idolized as a hero. All that I desire is to set people on the right path.

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>>10851711
checked

>>10851691
>Karen

Aw shit!

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lets get some hype

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looks like i win again

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>>10851688
Who am I to interfere with improvement? Then try using two hands! It's got more than enough leverage, as well!

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>>10851724
>Holds back tears as the game was too beautiful

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>>10851725
>Holding it with her other hand, her swings are much faster now
Hmm.... Me like! But fists good for me too!
Maybe Ayla put metal on fist?
>she stretches out a little
Hnn. Ayla need rest. Thank you, Bellona!
Ayla see you later!
>She puts the sword down, patting Bellona on the shoulder and winking before leaping off to whereabouts unknown

Guess.

>[Hidden ava] is [Main ava]

>>10851758
Akashi is Seth

>>10851758
Kamina is Hoshi

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>>10851757
Use whatever strikes your fancy, my girl! Rest well, and fight well, little warrior.

>>10851758
Bellona is Baron

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>>10851634
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>>10851660
Goodnight, youngsters! Continue to run on the right path.
>>10851688
Partners it is! Something weird is going on here. As long as I breathe, I will fight evildoers. So it is wonderful that I can find some help doing this! I hope I will run into you soon, Ayla. I feel that we could really change something.

-As he prepares to run away, he remembers that he forgot another thing.-

About the cover? You can keep it. My treat!

>>10851707
-It was as if the mind of a woman was put into the body of a young girl. As proud as he is, he still can't help feel terrible for her. Just what horrors was she witnessed to? That is for next time.-

Whether you wish to be famous or not, your heart is on the right path. If you ever need any help, don't be afraid to ask for The Flash.

-As always, a job well done for The Flash! Pleased with how calm it is, the hero tips his helmet to everyone as he's surrounded by a yellowish energy. It doesn't take long for the man to become less and less visible as he speeds out of here. Until next time!-

>That was fun. Good night everyone!

>>10851758
I wonder who Parker is.

>>10851799
goodnight

um

asgore?

How many people frequent these threads now a day at this time?

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>>10851799
I already am, I simply wish I wasn't. I can't deny, though, that it helps me in my goals...farew-
>She hesitates at the display, taking a bit to finish her sentence.
...well.

>>10851825
well we have 21 UIDs

>>10851825
30-60

>>10851843
>30-60
More like 15-40

>>10851868
15-60 final offer

>>10851885
No deal
30 ID

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I knew I'd come back.

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>>10851965
And I was just starting to enjoy the peace and quiet.

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>>10851582
>Thanks for hosting Len, sorry for leaving all the sudden

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>>10851974
Get it over with. I want out of this.

>>10851988
FLAOT

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>>10851988
I don't have the means to destroy a mountain, I'm afraid. Even if I could, why would I waste time on some strange...err, some mountain I've never seen before?

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>>10851998
I can think of nothing greater than this bright morning.
>>10851999
I'm happy about this morning.

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>>10852009
Wow, a sentient AND floating mountain! I could probably make money off of this by making it into a park, yes I can see it now, "Eddy's Mystery Mountain!"

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>>10852009
....What?

Name a game that you wish you could've won while you still had a chance

>>10852026
I guess the Highschool games, it would be neat to have a animated wincard

>>10852018
Woah woah Eddy what the fuck

It can probably hear you

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Which one of you newcomers claimed he would "Clean up this place"?

>>10852058
>teleports behind you

Heh.

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>>10852038
So? What is it gonna do? Use mountain magic on me?
>He says sarcastically as he makes a sign to place onto the mountain, marking his territory

>>10852058
Some faggot.

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>A sword enters Mountain's orbit, and forcefully embeds itself into the floating piece of rock.
Ahoy-hoy.
>>10852018
What's the point on doing anything if it's all going to end?
>>10852021
I'm tickled blue by this clear day.

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>>10852064
>Stabs
Fuck off, child.
>>10852070
Well, obviously.

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>>10852074
I'm going to...head out. You do your mountain things. I'll go do my normal human being things.

>>10852069
Of course it will use mountain magic you dunce.

Do you have any idea how many dead bodies there are on mount Everest?
A load of them, and that mountain isn't even sentient

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>>10852084
Blade?

I want to marry Mao

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>>10852095
CIA?

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>>10852074
Make it last of course!
>He sees the sword protruding out of the mountain.
Woah! That is one fine looking weapon, I could pawn it off for money!
>He approaches the sword.
>>10852092
Yeah yeah, blah blah blah, now will you leave me to my plans, I got something to do here.

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>>10852087
I sense overwhelming calm on this night full of stars.
>Mountain plays a little song.
>mamambnm,as
>>10852109
I feel inspired by tonight's rain.

>Tricky is back
I gave her one month.

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>>10852112
Thanks for the quote, Socrates. Now to do this!
>He pulls the sword out from the rock, seeing even though the sword was in dirt, it's blade appears spotless.
Big bucks here I come!

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>>10852084
>Driver walks into the designated area, leaving his car behind after he parked it in the parking lot. In his left hand, driver's carrying a hammer. He stops for a moment to stare at the man and his blade, swinging his hammer around while asking him a question.
...
Am I late to the party... or am I early? That's all I need to know before I drive off again.

>>10852112
>stares
...
kys mountain
>spits on you

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Someone fucking host already! Jesus fucking christ! It shouldn't take this fucking long you shit biscuits! Holy buttfuck from Hell! Get off your gaping ass and host already!

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>A stream of confetti rains down from nowhere as Mountain attempts to celebrate its 25,000th birthday.
What is a Mountain, exactly?
>>10852133
>The young child snatches the offending piece of acupuncture. What a relief!
I wonder why anything is inside today's utter perfection.

>>10852149
don't even try to imitate when you can't even emulate, Guts

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>>10852143
We both are Driver, we both are. I believe we have a common enemy. Some kid claiming he wants to eradicate all of us, "clean up the place"

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>A bomb hurtles through space, ready to blow, and crashes at Mountain's snow-capped base.
Am I changing? How do I tell?
>>10852143
I am digging this frosty morning.

>>10852143
This shtick is getting old Yukine, think of a new meme.

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>>10852176
>Eddy feels a rumble under his feet.
What's happening, did a bomb go off or something?

>>10852161
Not even close.

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>>10852194
I feel super chill inside this apocalyptic night.
>Mountain braces itself for the inevitable curiosity of the child.

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>>10852176
>Beltboy feels the rumbling, and rolls into cover just in case there's danger

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>>10852170
>Driver reaches out for a toothpick, chewing on it as he stops in his movement, directing all attention towards the man. After having heard what the man had to say, he awaits around 10-20 seconds before replying to him.
...
Cleaning up the place? They can try, but I'll be gone before they know it. I'll give them 5, 10, 15, maybe more, but by the time the stopwatch hits 0, he has to be done or I'm gone, like now.

>>10852176
>stares
...
>chews on toothpick
>flings toothpick towards the mountain

>Driver gets back in his car, cruising off into the night.

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>>10852210
>Eddy finds what made the ground shake, it was some sort of meteorite with a timer on it.
Um, I'm guessing I shouldn't be here when it reaches zero, right?
>The bomb was ticking down from 5 minutes.
>Eddy begins to panic, he doesn't have any means to get off the island and not get injured fatally, he runs around in circles, as the clock counts down

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>>10852217
The kid seems serious. Run him over.

HOLY FUCK
>>10852112
YOUR TREES LOOK LIKE SOMEONE TAPED TOGETHER A BALL OF FUCKING PUBIC HAIRS AND DRYER LINT TO AND STAPLED IT TO THE TRASH GOBLIN'S FUCKING GOOCH. WHAT THE FUCK AM I PRECEIVING YOU SPITTLE-SPATTERED SPUD-SLURPING SPECK?!
>>10852133
LISTEN HERE YOU FUCKING CUBE-FANGED SEMI-BALD DISEASED RODENT, TOUCH NOT A BLADE FOR THE BLADE WILL NOT BARE YOU, YOU ARE BUT A CICADA, FLUTTERING AND FLYING 'TIL THE FUCKING CAB OF A 16 WHEELER CRASHES DOWN AND OBLITERATES WHATEVER FUCKING SEMBLENCE OF REALITY YOU CLING YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.
>>10852143
DRIVE.
DRIVE STRAIGHT OFF A FUCKING CLIFF YOU SCORPION-JACKET WEARING DUMPLING OF CUM, YOU JISM-SWILLING PISSANT. YOU CANNOT EVEN SAVE PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU'RE SO FUCKING EMOTIONALLY DISTANT THAT YOU LACK THE PROPER INTELLIGENCE AND INSIGHT TO RATIONALIZE PROPER FUCKING COMMON SENSE SO YOU'RE GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE POSING IN DARK ALLEYWAYS WITH YOUR JACKET BECAUSE THAT'S ALL YOU KNOW HOW TO FUCKING DO. YOU ARE WORTHLESS. YOU CAN DRIVE A CAR, WHOOP DIE FUCKING DO DA, I BET YOU'RE ILLITERATE YOU DINGLEBERRY LOOKING FUCK.
>>10852149
OH LOOK, A SHITTY DETECTIVE WHO LACKS THE PROPER ABILITY TO EVEN CONJURE UP AN ORIGINAL IDEA, TRYING TO CREATE A SENSE OF WORTH THROUGH EGOTISTICAL HALF-BAKED MEANS. YOUR BRAIN IS THE SIZE OF A FUCKING WALNUT YOU DINO-NOSED HONKER. JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR DEAL YOU SPLEENY TOAD.
>>10852170
WHO IS CLEANING WHAT? SOMEONE SHOULD CLEAN UP YOUR NASTY-ASS EYEBROWS, THAT SHIT EXTENDS DIRECTLY INTO YOUR FUCKING HAIR LINE, WHAT THE FUCK? ARE YOU EVIL KEN FROM THE FUCKING STREET FIGHTER MOVIE? HOLY SHIT, AND WHY YHE FUCK DOES YOUR GOATEE GET SMALLER AS IT TOUCHES YOUR CHEEKBONES? ARE YOUR CHEEK-BONES FUCKING RAZORS? HOLY SHIT. WHERE ARE THE LINES IN YOUR TEETH. ARE YOU WEARING A MOUTH-GUARD? ARE YOU A FUCKING FOOTBALL PLAYER? ARE THE LINES IN YOUR HAIR ACTUALLY PART OF YOUR HELMET THAT LEFT AN INDENT? MAYBE YOU JUST WEAR ALL THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD

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Hello. How are you all?

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>>10852212
If I am good, why am I alone?
>>10852217
>The toothpick floats past Mountain, harmlessly. It ponders on how the man could have missed such a large target for a few years before moving on.
The world is random and therefore frighteningly meaningless.
>>10852231
Maybe I don't deserve to meet another one of me.
>>10852242
I feel no pain during this moonless night.

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>>10852246
Mountain

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>>10852246

Doremy Sweet

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>Is suddenly confused by all these new faces
>inner monologues
"As I looked around not knowing any of these new faces I told myself that I had to be strong. I was a doctor, I can't be intimidated by the patients or i'm not going to be able to do anything for them. I knew that if I could overcome this hump i'd finally get at least a sliver of recogniton from my idol himself, Dr. Cox."
Alright, bitches. J dizzle is in the hizzle! Who's ready for a check up!?

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>>10852246
math

>>10852268
the answer should be 10

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>>10852248
>3 minutes remaining.
Please! If you can help me in anyway than do it! I'm too young and handsome to die!
>Eddy can only beg, as it was his only option.
>>10852246
Eddy

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>>10852246
Doctor Pain

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>>10852244
>Serge looks at you with a warm smile, indicating he is well.

>>10852246
Serge
>Bait?

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>>10852242
YOU WANT TO TALK SHIT BOY?
YOU GREEN SKINNED, NO EYED FREAK OF NATURE. YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE FAGGOTS WHO SERIOUSLY BELIEVES THEY ARE HOT SHIT BECAUSE THEY WEAR A SUIT. FUCK OFF BACK TO THE HIVEMIND YOU DISGRACE TO MANKIND!

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>>10852282
I see you're doing fine.

>>10852290
>off by 2
>not off by one
Fake Adachi

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>>10852246
Mineva Lao Zabi

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>>10852248
>Beltboy hears the ominous voice, and rolls into another cover spot, thinking it was someone around him
>>10852244
Sup.

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Sometimes I think I feel too much.
>>10852272
Today is so beautiful I want to sing.
>Mountain plays another song to sooth the boy's nerves.
>hhhhhhhkfgh
>A shield appears around Mountain.
The days and nights change.....will I change?
>>10852313
I'm all over today's dreary air.

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>>10852313
Nothing much.

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>>10852307
its dubsdachi

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Are you guys still accepting more characters?

>>10852212
LISTEN HERE YOU FUCKING FANGAME RIPOFF OF THE CLASSIC AMERICAN STORY, YOU AREN'T EVEN CAPABLE OF SAVING YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS LET ALONE YOURSELF. YOU OVERCOMPENSATE WITH YOUR STUPID SHITTY BELT AND YOUR RETARD WIGGLE HAIR WHILE YOU SNORT MUSHROOM FUMES AND GUZZLE DOWN ALCOHOL TO COMPENSATE FOR YOUR FAILURE AS A HUMAN BEING. WOW, SUCH SUPRISE IN MY TONE. AT LEAST YOU HAD THE DECENCY TO ATTEMPT SUICIDE.
>>10852248
WHAT IS PAIN BUT THE OVERWHELMING RECOLLECTION OF EMERGENCE OF ONE'S FAULTS? PHYSICAL PAIN IS MERELY THE WARNING SYSTEM OF THE SYSTEM'S BODY ATTEMPTING TO GRAVELY ALERT THE ISSUES. BUT YOU, YOU FEEL A DIFFERENT TYPE OF PAIN. A SPECIAL ONE THAT BITES AT YOU, GNAWS ON YOU LIKE A WOLF CHEWS ON THE BONE OF IT'S LATEST KILL. THE DEAD INSIDE OF YOU THAT IS ALWAYS DEAD BECAUSE YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD.
>>10852256
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MAID-LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER, YOU GON' CLEAN SOME SHIT
CLEAN UP YOUR FUCKING ACT
>>10852261
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY? J DIZZLE? IN A HIZZLE? NIGGA I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A CONCRETE ENEMA IN YOUR FUCKING HIZZLE YOU DIZZLE PUNK ASS BITCH. I'M GONNA FUCKING SHOVE SPARKLERS THROUGH YOUR NIPPLES AND FIRE YOU OUT OF A CATAPULT ON THE FOURTH OF JULY AND CALL IT AN ART PIECE.
>>10852283
SUIT? NIGGA I'M MOTHERFUCKING BLACKULA, AND THOSE STUPID FAGGOTS WHO ARE ERPING ALL FUCKING DIED SO SOME FUCKING FAGGOT CLAIMED YOU SELF-MASTUBATORY FUCKNUGGETS WERE BASICALLY DOING THE SAME FUCKING THING THEY WERE, AND FOR ONCE IN THEIR MISERABLE PATHETIC SHIT-GUZZLING DEGENERATE LIVES, THEY WERE QUASI-CORRECT. YOU ARE ALL IN NEED OF ME VOMITING A DIRECT SPOOL OF SCALDING HOT BLOOD DOWN YOUR FUCKING SHITTY LITTLE THROATS UNTIL YOU DROWN SOME SENSE INTO YOUR FUCKING SELF. FUCK.
I'LL EAT YOUR HEART, NIGGA. I'LL EAT IT. I'LL TEAR IT OUT OF YOUR FUCKING CHEST AND BEAT YOUR MOTHER TO DEATH WITH IT, THEN EAT IT.

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>>10852246
Twiss
>Female

>>10852328
only if dubs

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>>10852329
Oh, i'm not a maid, my dear. You're looking for Sakuya.

>>10852271
The actual answer is learn to write down problems more clearly

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>>10852272
Reroll
>>10852316
Are you serious!? A song isn't gonna help, especially not a shield around a thing that's gonna blow up!
>Eddy falls to his knees, realizing the timer was at 1 minute. He breaks down, knowing that there's no way out.

>>10852328
Always

>>10852332
A
FUCKING
SQUIRREL
I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED
>>10852338
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, HACKY-SACKS ARE FOR FUCKING KIDS AND YOU SPELLED IT WRONG YOU ILLITERATE CLOWN-FACED PUNK-ASS BITCH. DO I NEED TO CASTRATE YOUR FUCKING EYE-STALKS UNTIL THEY BEGIN TO COOPERATE? JESUS CHRIST DOING JUMPING JACKS ON THE FUCKING CROSS.

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>>10852334
Popee.

>>10852344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPhsFxnc_c

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>>10852316
Is that you, Lanks? Shit, I miss ya, man.
>>10852329
>A single tear streams down Beltboy's face, and he unloads a hail of bullets onto the anon. Afterwards, he rolls for cover once more to not get hit by any of his attacks

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>>10852351
Hey! I could kick your ass any day of the week... Probably.

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>>10852351
Why are you so mad? Did you have a bad day today?

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>>10852329
I can forgive myself inside this slow day.
>>10852344
What will be left behind after I am gone?
>Mountain tries again, desperate to stop the countdown somehow.
>ssfssfsfjhggf
>It begins raining hearts.
I guess I love this turbulent night.
>>10852360
I dont need \things\.

>>10852360
WOW, NICE, BULLETS. WOW BULLETS, SO IMPRESSIVE. HUNKS OF LEAD PROPELLED BY FUCKING SHITTY LITTLE FUCKING BITS OF SALTPETRE, CHARCOAL, AND SULPHUR. WOW, YOU ARE SUCHJ A FUCKSDIGHsabjfldjhgfdl
LISTEN HERE YOU DIP-STICK HOGWARTS LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER YOU BEST NOT START SHIT OR I'LL FUCKING RAMROD A GOD DAMN TELEPHONE POLE UP YOUR ASSHOLE AND MAKE A COLLECT CALL TO YOUR FUCKING JAW FUCK YOU, YOU FAT SATCHEL OF HORSE SHIT.
>>10852362
YOU'RE A FUCKING SQUIRREL. I FUCKING HATE SQUIRRELS. YOU'RE LITERALLY JUST RATS WITH BUSHY TAILS, GOD DAMN. WHAT THE FUCK, YOU ALWAYS ATTACK PEOPLE AND THROW SHIT AT THEM YOU DIRTY LITTLE FUCKING VERMIN. IF I HAD THE RESOURCES I'D FUCKING START A SQUIRREL HOLOCAUST.
I BET THAT WOULD
DRIVE YOU
NUTS?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA SHIEEEET

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>>10852329

LITERALLY WHO? YOU PRIDE YOURSELF ON BEING A BLACK DEGENERATE EVEN AMONG BLACK DEGENERATES.
YOU THINK YOU CAN DO SHIT BY SPAMMING BUZZWORDS LIKE SOME EDGY TRYHARD?
THESE DUMB, SAD FUCKS HAVE SPENT 3 YEARS SHITPOSTING EACH OTHER, IN A BOARD FILLED WITH EVERY FETISH SHITPOST TOO DEGENERATE EVEN FOR B/.

YOU ARE A TEAR IN A SEA OF CANCER, SO CRY MORE FAGGOT

>>10852388
It's G.

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>>10852377
You drunk or something? Stop spouting gibberish.
>>10852388
>G?

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>>10852384
Hey! That's kinda rude, You'd better take that back before i get mad!

>>10852365
I AM IN A CONSTANT STATE OF INTENSE UNFATHOMABLE FURY DUE TO THE FACT THAT ERP EXISTS IN THE WORLD. YOU ARE ALL PARTICIPATING IN 'RP' WHICH IS ONLY ONE LETTER AWAY. I AM STILL ANGRY.
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF SINCE WHILE ALL OF YOU ARE DEGENERATES YOU ARE AT LEAST WORTHY OF FUCKING ATTENTION UNLIKE THOSE ABSOLUTELY ABBHORANT FAGSTACKS IN THE OTHER /TRASH/ THREAD THAT I WILL NOT FUCKING REFER TO AGAIN THUSLY
I AM COUNT BLACKULA, MASTER OF MAGICKS AND DEVOURER OF INSANITY, OBLITERATOR OF DEAMONS, GRAND MASTER OF THE SCHOLAR'S GUILD AND CONTROLLER OF SHADOW AND ARCANE ABILITIES. I HAVE FUCKING GONE BACK AND FORWARD IN TIME AND SEEN ALL POSSIBLE OUTCOMES TO ALL SITUATIONS AND I AM FUCKING ANGRY ABOUT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM BECAUSE ALL OF YOU ALWAYS FUCK IT UP EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU ALL FUCK IT UP
>>10852377
I DON'T FUCKING FORGIVE YOU, FLOATING SHITTY ROCK, FUCK YOU. I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY AN ASTEROID ON YOUR MASTER FUCKING EMERALD AND SOME RED FURRY ASSHOLE HAS TO RUN AROUND TO PUT YOU BACK IN YOUR STUPID FUCKING SKY PLACE

>>10852242
>>10852329
>>10852351
>>10852384
>>10852399
Karkat, Please Calm Down.

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>>10852399
Ah, well, nice to meet you, Count Blackula.

Guys Souda slit his wrists again, he was really drunk and we told him not to do it but he did it anyway. He did it after losing his house and swallowing a bunch of pills, I think he took too many.

Goodnight sweet Souda.
You will be missed dearly.

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>The rain of hearts stops.
I see no difference between me and this dark night.
>>10852394
Why haven't I died yet?
>>10852399
I can't say a bad word about this day of days.

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>>10852390
>>10852394
Look at the photo again. I can tell you with certainty it's not G.

>>10852413
So, it's E then?

>>10852413
It's A because A already has water in it

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>>10852377
>Eddy was ready to accept his fate, he watches as the bomb ticks to zero.
>The bomb sprays out confetti, along with a card saying "You got pranked"
>He realizes a camera was on the bomb the whole time, recording his breakdown.
W-what kind of sick joke is this?

>>10852389
I DON'T GIVE A SINGLE MODICUM OF SHIT-FLINGING COCK-CRUST YOU GLOWY-EYED HORSE-FALLATING GOB OF ROADKILL. YOU ARE A FUCKING FOLLICLE OF INGROWN HAIR ON THE ASSHOLE OF THE WORLD, AND I'M GEARING UP TO FUCKING POP THAT PIMPLE AND USE TWEEZERS TO TEAR IT FUCKING OUT.
I HAVE BEEN SHITPOSTING ERP TO DEATH FOR LITERALLY
CENTURIES
YOU KNOW THOSE OLD ANCIENT ROMAN SCRAWLS DENOUNCING SHITPOSTS? THAT WAS ME, MOTHERFUCKER. I HAVE EXISTED BEFORE YOUR LINEAGE WAS EVEN BROUGHT INTO EXISTENCE. YOU ARE LIKE A FART INTO A VACUUM CLEANER. YOU SMELL, AND ULTIMATELY, SUCK.

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>>10852413
>But wouldn't it go A>B>C>D>G? It can't go to E.
>>10852412
You're a stupid fucking mountain, you never lived.

>>10852398
I'LL BE AS FUCKING RUDE AS I DEMAND TO BE YOU FUCKING RAT. YOU'RE TRYING TO BE A BAT, AND THUS, BATMAN, BUT YOU'RE THE WRONG KIND OF RODENT YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCKNUGGET OF TOOTHPASTE.
>>10852410
I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. I HATE YOUR HAT WHICH IS SEASONAL-THEMED IN THE MIDDLE OF AN UNSEASONABLE DATE IN THE WORLD AT THE MOMENT, I HATE THE FACT YOU HAVE A SHITLOAD OF POINTLESS LITTLE BALLS, BUT WORST OF ALL, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A **FUCKING TAIL**? WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF HORRIBLE MUTANT ARE YOU? ARE YOU AN ABOMINATION THAT GOD FORGOT TO ERASE? I'M LIABLE TO ERASE IT FOR HIM

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>>10852414
>>10852416
>>10852425
Here's a hint: the route to D is blocked. One more go and then I'll revel the solution.

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>A large tennis ball arrives forcefully at Mountain.
I'm pleased with today's utter perfection. It hit a sensitive spot, so Mountain will be probably sore for the next hundred years or so.
>>10852418
Each day is full of possibilities!

>>10852388
It F

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>>10852426
Well, I'm a Youkai. Specifically, a Baku....or a Tapir.

>>10852429
>K, final answer

>Beltboy

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>>10852388
F, what do I win?

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>>10852434
>>10852439
DING DIND DING, ANON WON THE RIDDLE
The both of you get to do another riddle once I find one on /sci/ or somewhere else
>>10852437
You're fired.

>>10852434
F-bomb ftw.

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>>10852426
I'm not part of the Rat Clan and I don't even think there is a Bat Clan!
Also, you asked for this!
>Twiss jumping attack bonks the anons head with her acorn sword

>>10852412
WHAT IS THE DAY OF DAYS. IT'S A SATURDAY. TOMORROW IS THE DAY OF REST. WE GET IT. REST ON THE DAY OF REST YOU SQUEALING PIECE OF DIRT.
>>10852418
CONGRATULATIONS
YOU PLAYED YOURSELF
I DON'T EVEN NEED TO SAY ANYTHING I SUPPOSE YOU'RE SIMPLY ACKNOWLEDGING YOUR INNATE FOOLISHNESS
I GUESS I CAN'T REALLY SAY ANYTHING NEGATIVE ABOUT THIS EXCEPT YOU'RE RETARDED
>>10852435
WHAT THE FUCK, YOU'RE A YOLK? IS THIS AN EGG JOKE? THOSE REALLY -CRACK- ME UP. HAHAHAHAH, SHIEEET.
WAIT A SEC
YEAH, YEH, OKAY. SO YOU'RE DOING... EGGSELENTLY? HAHAHAH, OR MAYBE I'M MAKING YOUR LIFE A LIVING... SHELL? HAHAHWABWHUWABH OH OH, ARE YOUR PLANS ALL SCRAMBLED UP, OR ARE MY JOKES MAKING IT OVER EASY? PERHAPS YOU'rE A SUNNY-SIDE-UP SORT OF PERSON? HAHAHAHA SHIET
ANYWAY I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR ANIME WA WA BULLSHIT, JAPAN IS GETTING ANOTHER NUKE IN A FEW WEEKS ANYWAY, NORTH KOREA PULLS THE TRIGGER AND CHINA GOES APESHIT ON THEM LIKE THE PLANET OF THE APES.
FAVOR YOUR WEEBACITY WHILE YOU CAN

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>>10852429
done

>>10852442
>I'm tired, it's 4 in the morning. Forgive me, /sci/ anon

>BeltBoy

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>>10852454
Sometimes I miss what I used to be.

>>10852447
WOW A FFUCKIGN ACORN AN ACORD I FUCKIN G LOVE ACORNS DO YOU LIEK I CORNS IA FUCJIGSNADHNDSuojnksgfsidfsdsdd I WILL FUCKING SHIT INSIDE OF YOUR ORGANS YOU DISEASED LITTLE SCREAMING PILE OF FUTURE DEATH. I WILL CRUSH YOU UNTIL YOU BEG FOR MERCY AND EVEN THEN I WILL SQUEEZE YOUR SHITTY LITTLE HEAD UNTIL I POP YOUR EYES OUT, THEN YOUR BRAINS OUT. I WILL THEN SUPPLY YOU TO THE LATEST HILLBILLY SO HE CAN HUNT DOWN YOUR FAMILY USING YOUR SCENT AND COOK
THEM
ALL
ALIVE
I FUCKING HATE YOU

>>10852442
>>10852458
>it's blocked
JEWISH TRICKS

>>10852442
Cmon, lay it on me!

>>10852442
This doesn't make any sense at all, fuck off.

>>10852463
WHAT THE FUCK WOULD A USED TO BE BE, IF IT USED TO BE WHAT IT BE IF IT IS WHAT IT USED? ARE YOU USED WHAT IS COULD BE IF IT SHOULD, WOULD, OR SHOULDN'T HOW MANY CANS CAN THERE BE, OR CAN THEY NOT BE CANNOTS? CANNOT CANNOTS CAN? OR CANNOT?
ANYWAY EAT SHIT

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Alright, /hg/ Detective. Show us your work so far.

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>>10852464
Hmm, the sword usually works, I'm going to have to bring in the big guns to deal with this rude person!
>Twiss casts immolation on the anon

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>>10852458
>>10852471
GOOD MAN
YOU GET ANOTHER RIDDLE, COURTESY FROM ME
>>10852461
That's alright, I can't reasonably expect you to solve a riddle when it's this early in the morning. Have a good morning, Beltboy.
>>10852468
>>10852472
>t. Brainlets, particularly the second one

Nice SAW you got there. Stay shit, HG.

>>10852435
A tapir is an actual animal

>>10852480
a.

>>10852475
Who the fuck is Beltboy? I had guesses for the others, but I haven't seen them RP enough to decipher who

>>10852480
It's B, obviously.

>>10852475
I've cracked it, boss. The Flash is clearly Garnet.

>>10852480
A.

>>10852480
>I'm a brainlet because I didn't see the few pixels designed to trick, and not test intelligence
ok fag kys damn I'm so mad right now

>>10852480
A

>>10852497
It did say look at the details carefully

>>10852488
Explanation: It would only be B if the platform the cube was on was the one accelerating, however the cube is motionless, so it's A

>>10852475
All the avas are shit, so I can't remember their names to make reasonable guesses.

a

Do we have a chart yet?

>>10852479
MERE FIRE DOES NOTHING WHEN I HAVE THE CAPACITY TO ROAST YOU FROM THE INSIDE OUT USING YOUR OWN ORGANS TO DO SO
MOST CREATURES OPERATE AT AROUND A HUNDRED DEGREES FARENHEIT. WHAT IF YOU WERE TO, SAY, TRIPLE THAT
>>10852480
WHILE I WISH IT WAS B, IT HAS BEEN PROVEN TO BE A AS THE PORTAL EXISTS IN A WAY THAT IT WILL NOT TRANSFER ANY OF THE ENERGY THROUGH SAID PORTAL
PORTALS CANNOT BE ON MOVING SURFACES ANYWAY DUE TO THE PHYSICS OF THEM, SO THIS QUESTION IS ENTIRELY METAPHYSICAL AND UNPROVABLE THROUGH ANY REALISTIC MEASUREMENT BEYOND HAND-SCRABBLED TESTING.

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>>10852507
I started collecting names and pics, but I gave up 2/3s of the way through the first game

WHY THE FUCK IS IT F AND NOT H??

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>>10852509
It would probably hurt a lot
Lets try this on for size!
>Twiss casts Lightning Strike this time

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>>10852474
I can only understand things in terms of what I am. What a dumb racket.

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>>10852488
>>10852490
>>10852496
>>10852498
>>10852506
>>10852509
Good men, good men, especially the first and last one! Damn, HG isn't stupid after all!
Pass me a minute or two so I can fetch another riddle and make dead hours a bit less dead.
>>10852497
You're either blind or braindead, or maybe a combination for both. Reading comprehension is important, anon.
>>10852514
H is blocked.

>>10852515
YOU KEEP POSTING IMAGES ON THIS IMAGE BOARD BECAUSE YOU FEEL THREATENED BY MY ASSURANCES OF VIOLENCE, AS IF THEY WILL DISSUADE ME.
THEY WILL NOT. THEY CANNOT. I AM ETERNAL, AND YOU ARE BUT A RUBE MEANDERING OVER A MACHINE YOU DO NOT EVEN FULLY UNDERSTAND THE WORTH OR MERIT OF.

>>10852512
Useless faggot

>>10852522
Fucking kys, /sci/ is worst board. Fucking tards don't know shit about what actually matters in life.

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>>10852530
:c

>>10852533
but they're fun to watch in the 4cc

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>>10852522
find the single dot I placed in this image

if you can't you're clearly a troglodyte

>>10852533
>Fucking tards don't know shit about what actually matters in life.
Anon says, currently posting on a furfag/diaperporn/hg autism board

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>>10852528
Your shouting is starting to get quite annoying to me, so i'm going to go lurk in some shadows until somebody wants people for another Game, Cheerio, rude person!
>The Squirrel moves out of the anons field of vision and seemingly disappears completely

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>>10852533
>he says, as we post on /trash/, in a roleplaying thread where it's 70% anime girls
>>10852542
This is easy. The dot's in the filename.

>>10852539
SECRET ava weekend

fuck off inkling

>>10852545
>le where do you think we are meme
Epic rebuttal.

>>10852551
Polly wanna cracker?

>>10852551
>dot is in this image
>says filename
DUM!

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>>10852551
Ask what would the other bird would say when they are asked what door leads to heaven

>>10852552
to be fair doing that comment with her secret ava would make it easy to expose her

>>10852551
Ask one bird what the other would say and then pick the opposite door.

>>10852542
>expecting me to see shit with my stained and thrashed monitor
Good one nigger.

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>>10852552
>But I already used my SA yesterday

>>10852564
>>10852569
>not going for god mode

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>>10852551
Pick one at random.

>>10852551
Don't ask any questions and just choose a door at random.

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>>10852564
No wait! Ask what would a liar say when he is asked what door leads to heaven, all modes right there.

>>10852551
Ask the bird to suck my fucking dick.

Then I look through the space under the door to check what's on the other side, and pick that way.

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I love my beautiful ZEN!

>>10852573
but it's still secret ava weekend
at least blogpost with your secret ava instead

>>10852551
WHICH DOOR DO I DESERVE TO GO THROUGH?

>>10852581
>Eddy ava is actually smart as fuck
wtf shit rp

>>10852573
less than 3 hours until the splatfest, nigga

>>10852581
"would" is hypothetical.

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>>10852587
Nigga no.

>>10852582
Puzzlefags BTFO

>>10852587
Fucking winner right here

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>>10852596
Uhh.. It's already out, bro.
>>10852586
But then people would know.

>>10852592
Look, when you hang around Double D, he will always tell you these riddles
>>10852598
Okay, What WILL a liar say when he is asked what door leads to heaven.

>>10852551
1: Ask what door the other bird would say is Heaven, then go through the opposite.
2: Ask what door a bird that does the opposite of the bird you're talking to would say is Heaven, then go through the opposite.
3: Grab the bird and move towards a door. If they try to get away, it's the door to Hell.

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>>10852604
Fucking nufags ruining SAW I swear

>>10852606
fucking idiot

The Liar would say: "This one."

The Honest Bird would say: "This one."

>>10852609
>2
If you ask the Liar bird what the other bird says is heaven, and then you go to the opposite door, you're walking into hell.

GG

>>10852604
the splatfest isn't out yet for EU, then
it starts at 3pm for us

>>10852606
Let's say the correct door is A.
Lying bird will tell you it's A, since he lies about a lie. (Liar would say B? so lying bird says A.)
Truthful bird would say B. (Liar would say B, truthful bird also says B.)

>>10852616
No, the liar bird would point towards Hell, because the truthful bird would point towards Heaven.

>>10852551
Can I ask how?
I'm gonna ask How.

How many doors to heaven is there?

>>10852604
Can you shut the fuck up already? You're ruining my immersion with your Len-tier faggotry

>>10852551
Ask both birds the answer to 1+1.

Ask them what the door leads to.

Easy gg

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>>10852558
>One bird says no, which is either a lie or a truth, and the other says yes, which is either a lie or a truth
>>10852562
I have transcended riddles, anon. I know that there is a dot in this image, but it's unreasonable to assume where the exact placing is. What I can tell you is that it's on the bottom half of the picture.
>>10852569
>>10852564
>>10852578
>>10852580
>>10852582
>>10852587
>>10852609
>>10852609
I'm gonna say you all won. Direct your attention to this next riddle because I'm scrambling to find one that isn't math related.
>>10852622
>>10852626
don't tell anyone but i think you two win

SAW is optional, autists.

>>10852621
wrong

>brainlet

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>>10852551
>Mountain racks its brains for a century before a scroll in a bottle lands on the landform's surface. It's rolled up, but there's something helpful and readable inside.
Where did it all begin?
>>10852481
I can think of nothing greater than this mysterious night.

>>10852628
a disgusting immigrant that should be shot on sight

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>>10852628
A corpse.

>>10852626
That's 2 questions.

>>10852629
Playing your secret ava is optional. So is not pissing in a water reservoir.

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>>10852610
>It's early in the morning, and SAW isn't mandatory.
>>10852617
Ah, that makes sense.
>>10852624
If you cared enough, you'd say it with an ava.

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>>10852628
He's dead! He's dead!
>Starts swaying from right to left
Dead! Dead! Dead!

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All of this is getting pretty damn confusing, can we do a Sudoku puzzle instead?

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>>10852628
>picking one at random is a win

>>10852628
A man.

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>>10852645
Fuck sudoku
lets go with tic tac toe

>>10852642
at least tell me you aren't going to enter any games with this nufag special snowflake shit

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>>10852628
fuck off riddler.

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>>10852642
>using greentext when the rest of your post is OOC anyways

>>10852649
row 2 column 2

>>10852638
That's 4
you're asking them both each question

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>>10852649
Middle square, lets go

>>10852657
And you're only allowed one

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>>10852655

>>10852665
Row 1 column 3

>>10852658
>>10852665
this is for you too

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Hey kids wanna buy a gaaaaaaaame?

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>>10852651
???
>>10852654
I'm really tired, I should be sleeping.

>>10852667
FUG I FELL FOR THE TRAP!

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>>10852667
GGEZ

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It's really hot in here...

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>>10852673
I can barely contain myself in this perfect day.

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>>10852632
You achieved the key to Heaven, mountain. Good job!
>>10852633
It's the Mexicans, not the Spainards, anon
>>10852636
>>10852644
You win! Pat yourselves on the backs, mates.
>>10852645
>t. Brainlet
>>10852647
i lied, all of them actually lost and are going to hell
>>10852648
Yeah sure I can go with that
>>10852653
Suck my dick Batman you piece of shit

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>>10852665
This is going to end in a tie, we need to increase the battlefield
I demand a 20x20 TicTacToe game

>>10852673
>tfw was making a sonya folder

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>>10852688
Mount Rushmore

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>>10852691
fuck that
let's just do connect 4

>>10852697
Weren't you that same guy who was defeated by a piece of bread?

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>>10852694
gg no re

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>>10852688
The Blue Man Group

>>10852693
Use her, I used her in the past before but I really don't care much about her and I need to work on my other avas

>>10852688
Queen.

>>10852701
When i was half asleep, and would have won if not for one fuckup

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>>10852681
It's really loud in here, too.

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>>10852702
It's in BC years

>>10852702
1990 BCE

>>10852702
Because they're from BC and not AD

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>>10852688
...A pile of rocks?

>>10852702
He's a big fat liar that put up the wrong age and we should cut him for that?

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>tfw nearly got fucking annihiliated

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>>10852710
U-Um, oh, I w-wasn't actually, I was just talking to my... Well, I guess it is kind of loud.

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>As the snow falls down to Mountain's peak, a shovel flies straight into it.
This is stupid.

>>10852737
nice kkk hood

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>>10852704
>>10852707
>>10852712
>>10852713
>>10852715
>>10852717
You win, but let's talk about this riddle.

>>10852737
>Distant apologizing shovel girl

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>>10852742
Yolk is yellow.

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>>10852742
I don't care about what color it is, will it scream if I stab it?

>>10852742
Neither because the yolk is the yellow bit you numpty

>>10852742
Grammatically the first
But yolks aren't white

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>>10852747
Yes, depending on how old it is.
>>10852745
>>10852748
>>10852751
We get it, mates, you're smart as hell, but this one will leave you stumped.

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>>10852744
This is chill.
>>10852741
Do I have a 'creator'?
>>10852755
What is normal?

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>>10852755
18 hours(?)

I have a feeling people are using my answers cause I post so fast.

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>>10852755
...Can I stab them instead?

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>>10852731
And you're only adding to it by talking to yourself. Do you do that often? Things like that might point to the early stages of schizophrenia.

>>10852755
22 and a half

>>10852755
24 hours

>>10852755
It's already been built.

>>10852768
>Leans close to copy answers
No we aren't.

>>10852755
It wouldn't take any time because the wall is already built.

>>10852755
23 hours 59 mins

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>>10852779
Woah, a genius.
>>10852780
Oh okay then.