ASUKA ACADEMIA XLIX: SECRET AVATAR WEEKEND EDITION CONTINUED!
gay
>>10843214
You, stop that
SHIT
GAME
>>10843225
same
>>10843214
If I was your belt, I'd be worried.
>>10843214
>Shy tries to strike up a conversation in her attempt to finally make friends, but her words get drowned out by the sounds of the animal snacking.
Ummm...o-okay...a-another time?
>>10843214
Jeez! I was only trying to sell her a product!
:3c
>>10843214
>After he's fallen to the ground slain, he mutters his final words before closing his eyes for good.
... Bazinga.
>>10843214
Cheating. He's Gotta be Cheating in his tests.
... Why did I never think of doing that?
>>10843214
>What's that creep doing?! I run in as fast as I can and give him a chop to the neck. That should keep him quiet for now. I turn my attention to the victim, a young girl. I think I've made a good decision here.
Are... Are you alright?
>>10843135 (Eddy)
>He sighs, clearly done negotiating.
>A pistol is quickly drawn from his hip.
I got important stuff in there. Let me grab my bag and you can have the damn table.
>>10843214
>10K can't avoid the feeling of being watched...
>>10843214
Heheh. Social life.
>>10843214
Could you just shut your goddamn mouth for a fucking second? At least use the proper wording, goddammit!
>>10843202
Well, we only just met so not really... Wait, you always wear them? Like, even when you shower? Or go to bed?
>>10843214
...
>Rei heaves a sigh.
"Don't worry, Rei. You're a friendly girl. I'm sure you'll make true companions here soon."
Thanks, Zen...
>>10843116
Photojournalism is a real job dammit! Do you know who I am? I'm Frank West, I covered the 2006 Willamette story! I've covered Wars!
>>10843214
WHAT IS IT WITH THIS SCHOOL AND IT'S TERRIBLE CHAIRS?!
>>10843173
Perfect! Let's start with question 1
>Gil fumbles around in his bag for a minute, picking out a bright blue journal with the letter T smack in the middle.
Now, when you say you were blown apart by a cannon, did you feel any pain? If so, where and how severe was the pain?
>>10843029
>It's true he doesn't speak to anyone, and he prefers it that way; shooing off the girl who came to spoke to him, claiming that he needed this time to study to become a doctor.
>>10843277
>Picture
>>10843264
>Eddy jumps back, looking into the barrel of the gun.
Ack! Okay okay jeez! You can have your crummy bag.
>In less than 4 hours, it will be Saturday
Where does the time go?
>>10843013
>>10843264
An unfortunate turn of events, young man.
>From a bag Sakuya was carrying, she takes a bottle of clean water, and offers it to 10.
My name is Sakuya Izayoi, the head maid in the Scarlet Manor, my mistress's household.
>>10843029
It has come to this at last...!
>''click''
>Eeven though time has stopped and Sakuya safely lands on her feet, she is listed on the score board as "deceased"
...So that's how it is.
I HAVE ARRIVED, EVERYONE! HOW HAS YOUR DAY BEEN?
FUCKING ACTING!
SECRET AVATAR ACTING!
>>10843214
That's odd, she didn't seem like a threat to me.
I guess she's just another one I have to monitor.
>>10843193
>Gil looks shocked, not catching on immediately that what Joseph said was very likely a metaphor for a broken heart.
Oh, oh my! That's just terrible, I can't imagine you would be speaking to me right now if that were true, though I'll admit there are a few...special cases where this might be possible.
D-Do you mind if I...take a look?
>>10843116
>he sighs as a result of seeing his hard work tarnished.
This right here is why I like to use pens. Works a lot better, and is much more professional looking as well!
>>10843133
Food. Of course not. Oh no, please don't tell me you've never caught sight of a Pokemon before? They're wonderful creatures scattered all around the globe, all with unique characteristics to them that separate them from other species. Most work with people in harmony, while others live their own special lives away from them. Pokemon are certainly a gift to this earth, you can believe me when I say that!
>"Hm, now that I think about it, I don't think I've seen one in the time I've been here."
>>10843307
Oh dear, poor camera man.
>>10843304
I was hoping I saw Uncle Ruckas...
>>10843297
It's already Saturday tho
>>10843319
Underused meme desu
>>10843304
>Holds a trash can bellow the man's arm in hopes for his crushed soda can to fall right into it.
>>10843333
confirmed.
>>10843304
>Shy sees another opportunity to try to make a friend and takes it.
Ummm...g-good...yours?
>>10843307
>Immediately, Shy Gal thanks it's her fault as she watches the horror unfold from backstage, despite her not being anywhere near the lighting panel.
>>10843307
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Stop with the Bloody Tomatoes, I get it!
That's some rotten luck.
>>10843296
Yeah. S's what I thought.
>10K grabs his bag and backs up slowly, keeping his gun trained on Eddy.
>>10843307
>10K does his best impression of a tree.
>He uses this as a chance to catch a short nap.
>>10843173
>He gives a wave as he lays on his back. What an odd day it had been, but that detective seemed nice enough...didn't his name start with a J or something? It didn't matter.
Konoha closes his eyes, he may as well wake up when he could enter again, not that he quite saw the point.
>>10843281
>I think back. I don't remember much at all. I was forced into a tiny metal pod and then the next thing I know I felt my entire side get torn open. After that I woke up next to some other guy, perfectly fine...
I don't really remember much pain, but... I think I might have died.
>>10843307
>I never was an actor. I try climbing my way out but there's just too many tomatoes.
>>10843214
>As the explosion triggers, Bobby flies straight up the air like Goofy in the first movie when he tries to fix the car
Wooooooaaaaaaah!!!
>After he lands again, his head is just spinning like crazy
Its incredible you can survive this. Wait, did I blow straight out of school? Niiiice...
>>10843277
Yeah man! Don't ask me why, it just happens!
>>10843304
My head hurts, partner. Just now, some fella came in wakin' the dead with his voice, and it...
>He pauses over-dramatically, staring the stranger dead in the eye.
I'm hurtin'.
>>10843214
>Swirling rays of light pour out from Ezreal's gaunlet as he teleports away from the center of the conflict. From the distance he's gained he fires a massive arc of golden energy at his foes, smiting them both with one swift move.
Don't feel too bad, I'm pretty good at this!
>>10843223
Oh, so you're just as lost as I am then? Brilliant! In truth this is a completely different world from the one I've come to known. These carriages speeding past?
>Ezreal says, pointing at a car as it races past them both.
Never seen it before! Hopefully you aren't out as place as I am.
>>10843307
>>10843343
>Ezreal flinches as the stage light comes crashing down, a look of horror on his face as he sees it crush the poor performer.
Shit! Was that us? Did we do that?
>Ezreal frantically tugs on Shy Gal's sleeve, trying to pull her along.
We gotta see if he's alright!
>>10843319
OwO
whats this?
>>10843116#
>>10843194#
>Akashi stares at the girl for a minute before turning away.
No. I forgot what was it about.
>>10843214
>>10843256
>Akashi keeps her expression calm after a strange guy saves her and confronts her
He didn't touch me, so I'm alright. I think he's holding a grudge on me or something like that.
You shouldn't have wasted your time saving me. But I suppose I should say thank you.
>>10843307
Alright listen, I know photojournalism it isn't exactly the most exciting topic, but I bet once you start learning more about it you'll fall in lo-GUURGH!
>>10843307
This is why I didn't want to go to school!
>>10843304
Who are you and why do you care?
>>10843307
Jesus, that script was terrible, as if whoever wrote it hadn't opened a fucking grammar book on their life. I'd rather be a background object.
>>10843307
...it's his fault!
>she points at Fistroman
He was in charge of hoisting up the lights!
>>10843346
Can you point that thing away from me? If it'll make you not try to kill me I guess I can give you a free seat.
WALL OF FAIL!
>>10843311
>>10843322
I know, what a shame, right?
Now help me get his body out of here. We don't wanna leave any evidence of him ever existing.
Winscreen is taking fucking forever.
>>10843361
>Shy's frozen in absolute horror, so she just weakly nods as her sleeves cover the bottom half of her face. But, she seems to already have an idea that the light's victim is not fine whatsoever.
>>10843365
>Phew. She's alright. A little cold, but alright. That's all I needed. I give her a smile.
Don't worry about it. I was just doing what I thought was right. You take care now!
>>10843175
But i'm not usually the one that goes in front, but I guess I should stop wasting your time and do that
>Goes to the front, like a wolf leading their pack
>>10843175
There's no need for that now, Io resolve the problem, kind of...
>>10843307
I'm so sorry, it was my fault...
>The poor treat and her companion get buried in the red tomato hell
>>10843208
>Pulling out another stick from a nearby pile Etna resumes poking the girl in the face
Don't be such a party popper, blindie. Learn to have a little fun.
>>10843304
Can't say I'm having a bad day.
I'm gonna win reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>10843307
Ok, If I'm correct, I'm supposed to be standing right...about...he-
>His career in acting is short lived, as he is killed by the ceiling light
>>10843291 (Etna)
>Dodging the next poke, Karin reads her stance and kicks the demon square in the face.
I didn't have to come to this, but I'm afraid your ignorance and persistent attitude forced me otherwise.
>She laughs before walking off
>>10843411
Hey, that was, like, both of our faults. You're just being a downer. How about you and I go punt some gnomes later? That'll cheer you up.
>>10843323
EHHH, WHO? I HAVE NO RELATIONS TO ANYONE OF THAT NAME...
>>10843339
>misses anyways
>>10843343
FANTASTIC? WHAT'S YOUR NAME, MASKED LADY?
>>10843358
YOU MIGHT WANT TO GO SEE A DOCTOR ABOUT THAT SOON THEN, FRIEND!
>>10843388
MY NAME IS ALL MIGHT, NUMBER ONE HERO! AND AS FOR YOUR SECOND QUESTION, I AM ACTUALLY INCREDIBLY BORED!
>>10843415
PERFECT! HOPEFULLY THAT DOESN'T CHANGE SOON!
>>10843401
Whatever, I have access to all the gradebooks in the school.
I can boost my grades and flunk him whenever I feel like it.
>>10843307
Playing actor was a bad idea.
>>10843408
I would if I hadn't died before. I'll just cheer for you then.
>>10843214
>Romance Detective stays quiet for a moment before speaking.
I know it's shocking, but I ask that you do not judge me for my past deeds. I'm a changed woman whose new mission in life is to solve crimes of passion!
>>10843307
I do not recall this being in the script.
>>10843361
You...have never seen a car before? Interesting. So you are from another world, and another time.
This is quite the mystery.
>>10843364
>bulges you
>>10843397
Daaaang, I look good on that. Well, see ya next school year!
>>10843314
>Perhaps it could have been interpreted that way, but unfortunately Joseph was speaking the literal truth here. A group of four other tributes had sacrificed him to their deity, cutting his chest open and ripping out his heart as it was still beating.
There seems to be a certain...air to this place that gives it strange powers when it comes to ones' death. Despite all that I've suffered through, God has given me the light to see another day. Here, let me show you...
>He wrestles off his distinctly pink shirt, revealing faint cut marks around where his heart would be, but everything else was still intact.
...Oh my. I hadn't realized those were there...
>He instinctively touches the dotted lines around his heart, but it feels as if they're not even on him.
>>10843304
>She responds back to him with the same amount of vivacity
IT'S BEEN GOING A-OK, MISTER! HOW ABOUT YOU?
"Is there a reason you're speaking so loudly?"
>>10843307
Oh no! That stage light!
>Zen steps in front of Rei and turns her away from the gruesome scene.
>>10843321
Wait... Didn't I see you just...?
>Zen gives a quizzical look as well. The man before them was smashed by a stage light only a few moments ago. But the duo listen to his words all the same.
Wow, these Pokomon sound so cool! But yeah... As far as I know, Zen and I have never seen one of those.
"Unless they're some new type of shadow..."
>>10843357
That's pretty weird... Doesn't it get uncomfortable after a while?
>>10843401
"Rei, what are you doing?"
Oh, I read in a book that sometimes people do this to get attention!
"It seems to be having the opposite effect..."
>>10843400
Fine
>Silver helps Sombra to clean any evidence of the death.
>>10843401
This is a bit uncomfortable, can I suggest to take out the hat?
>>10843214
>The cat like creature is too busy snacking on french fries to notice the masked girl.
>>10843307
Uhhh, oops?
>The cat just shrugs it off, not having a care in the world for the girls unfortunate death.
>>10843275 (Sakuya)
>I swear to god.)
>10k slowly takes the bottle of water.
10K. Pleasure to meet ya. You're a maid all the way out here? Ah, right, the whole 'investigation' thing...
>>10843396
>He slowly lowers the gun and stuffs it into the holster on his hip.
Nah I'm not interested in the seat anymore. Way past that.
>>10843401
Ok, Just like, Try listening to me for once?
>>10843431
>Shy squeaks when the man yells at her and buries her mask deep within his oversized sleeves. She's not saying anything, just trembling in fear.
>>10843461
O-Oh! Ummm...s-sorry, I-I was just thinking...! W-What were you saying?
>tfw wanted to host today but there's a hosting queue
>>10843461
Oh, so now you're too good for the awesome table? Well, your loss then.
>>10843411
You are such a good cosplaying wolf. I never expected such a person to be able to follow commands so willingly. It's almost as if you really are as loyal as a canine. Truly man's best friend.
>>10843304
Oh it's been very mellow for me today, so I am pretty happy right about now.
>She says as she sits down reading a magazine, too invested in the current dos and don'ts
>>10843431
I hope so, strange smiling man.
>want to sleep
>don't want to reveal my timezone
shit
So which one of these is Crendor?
>>10843453
I've had these gloves as long as I can remember. They're like, a part of me! Anyway, I need to head home and chill at maximum.
>>10843431
Look, partner...
>Seth spoke slowly, enunciating every syllable.
I'm trying to tell you to leave me the hell alone. See? I have a lot on my plate, and I don't want a headache on top of that. Ya get it, partner? Ya understand?
>>10843490
>tfw wanted to play today but I keep dying in the first rounds
>>10843543
Eddy
>>10843401
So what? Can I leave this mockery of an actual school now? Great.
>>10843431
(Hero... now every bastard on steroids thinks he's a hero? Fuck.)
>>10843563
Really? How can you tell
>>10843419
>Using her tail she wraps it around the bimbo's leg and yanks it backwards, causing the blonde to fall flat on her face
>Etna busts out into laughter at the spectacle of the girl before her
Pfft...Ahahahaha! I think you have a branch or two broke off in your ass or something. Loosen up you coirset and relax and stop being a stick in tube mud, Blondie.
>>10843563
>Just realized I could've made a Starbound character for SAW
Somebody better steal this idea.
>>10843501
Holy shit, you're back?
>>10843543
Look for the cringey one-liner who thinks he's hot shit.
>>10843401
>Sweat drops from Ezreal's face as the school authorities press him further for answers. Answers for what? Ezreal had no idea what was going on! His heart pounding hard against his chest, Ezreal blurts out
Yeah, she did it! Just let me go!
>And so, the authorities seize Marcille on charges Ezreal has no idea about.
>>10843402
>The smell of burnt flesh wafts out from underneath the stage light and stings Ezreal's nose, but he rushes over to help all the same. Bending his knees, Ezreal grabs hold of the stage light and strains himself trying to heave it off of the poor girl. Putting all of his strength in it, he finally manages to get it to budge, slowly freeing the girl trapped underneath.
>Or what remains of the girl, at least. Glass shards embedded within her burnt, crisp flesh makes for a grizzly sight for the duo. Ezreal quickly steps back from the corpse and covers his mouth with his hand, almost feeling like he wanted to vomit...
Urp...
>>10843447
So you call them cars, do you? Short for carriage? I mean, I haven't seen these exact designs before but there are some pretty similar things back home. We're not stone age or anything.
>>10843470
>He sighs.
Never mind. It's not.. Just never mind.
>>10843496
"The Awesome table"? Please.
>10K scoffs.
I just wanted my stuff. I'd set it there before you two came along. I don't mind movin seats.
>>10843572
Eddy is at the very least an ESL.
>>10843430
I'm sorry, I can't change my personality... do what to who? i'm not the aggressive kind of person
>>10843499
Cosplaying? What's that? Am I doing that?
>>10843453
WONDERFUL! ALTHOUGH, I LIKE TO YELL TO BRING FORTH A POSITIVE ENERGY WITHIN ME SO THAT EVERYONE ELSE CAN FEEL JUST AS EXCITED!
>>10843470
...OH, SORRY! DID I SCARE YOU?
>>10843501
WE ALL HAVE THOSE QUIET DAYS, EVEN FOR ME, BELIEVE IT OR NOT!
>>10843554
SORRY ABOUT THAT, I HOPE YOU GET SOME REST!
>>10843581
Which one?
>>10843600
found him
>>10843593
I love you
>>10843584
>Shy briefly looks up from her hands, squeaks yet again, and somehow buries herself even deeper within them.
I-I-I'm so sorry!
>>10843587
...O-Okay...
>Shy dejectedly looks at the ground, rubbing her hands together uneasily. She sniffles.
>CONNECTION ISSUES, KILL ME
IT'S LUNCH TIME IN ASUKA ACADEMIA! WILL THIS ACTIVITY TO SURVIVE LEAD TO THE DEATH OF MOST?!
>>10843596
God knows a man needs it... So many of you damn breathing folk around.
>>10843615
>>10843587
Well soorrr-y! We needed a table and this was the only one without any people.
>>10843547
Okay! Bye, weird glove guy!
>>10843596
>The tiny girl can keep up with the large fellow surprisingly well.
I'M GLAD TO HEAR IT, MISTER! I'M REI AND THIS IS ZEN! WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
("He yells to bring forth positive energy, hm?")
>>10843620
>As expected, Shy sits in the corner alone during lunch, her quest to make friends not yet fulfilled. At least she brought her Gameboy to entertain herself with, so she doesn't feel so depressed.
>>10843620
Finally, I could eat a mountain with this hunger!!
>Silver furiously eats her foods
>>10843580
>The robot blinks at the Anon with a confused look
I'm back? I never came here before.
>>10843596
You do seem like a pretty energetic kind of guy, so I am surprised you do have mellow days.
>She looks at the man's chiseled body, marveling at it
O-oh you also look pretty... well built up.
>>10843593
Are you trying to stay in character, or do you people here really not know about the very act you are doing?
Cosplay is another term for the act of dressing up as characters from differing series in media.
>>10843650
There used to be an older model of you around here. Jontron played her as I recall
>>10843617
Wha- I-I... Y-You... Uhm, I don't know what to say
>>10843619
Aw shit.. You're not gonna- are you actually upset?
>10K looks around.
Uh... Look, it's fine really, I was just tryin to explain how to survive out there if you come across any Z's.
>>10843620
>At this range, 10K doesn't even need to look down the sights.
You give me that bread or I'm counting you towards my goal...
>>10843669
You don't have to say something, I'm just a secret admirer, keep doing your stuff. You're cool.
10K IS MURDERED BY ALL HIS FRIENDS! WHAT'S THE MATTER? CAN'T FLY?!
>>10843619
>Ezreal's panic soon fades and turns into grim determination instead as he walks over to the body.
Are we going to be held accountable for this? This is my first day in this world, I don't want a grievous mistake like this to be known by everybody. I don't know how exactly this accident happened, but that won't stop people from pinning the blame on us.
>Ezreal grabs hold of the girl's ankles, a shard of glass stabbing into his hand as he does so.
We...we have to dispose of her! You and I!
>>10843620
>Ezreal munches away happily at his food, talking to Inferno Cop despite having a mouthful.
Hey, you're not bad for a sack of bones! You guys usually try and attack me when I see you. Maybe it's because I'm not in some decrepit ruin...
>As he speaks, Ezreal carelessly spits out chunk of his food at Inferno Cop.
>>10843620
"Rei? I've noticed that you haven't eaten for quite some time now... Rei?"
>Rei falls over; starved and weak.
"...!"
>Zen rushes to her side to provide assistance, but he is ultimately powerless to help her.
>And then in an instant, things went back to the way they were before they arrived in the arena.
>Zen had a long talk with Rei afterwards
>>10843453
They really are, especially one in particular. A magnificent beast, beautiful as crystal, as grand as all the legends the world holds combined. I've been trailing it for years, oh, it's a joy just to get a glimpse of it. Now then, you seem to have a mind for these "shadows", correct? Would you care to tell me more?
>>10843685
YOU PERVERT, LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN FLY!!
>>10843639
MY NAME IS ALL MIGHT, GLAD TO MEET THE BOTH OF YOU!
>>10843650
IT TOOK YEARS OF TRAINING TO FINALLY GET TO WHERE I'M AT, LIKE MOST BODYBUILDERS ARE! THOUGH, I HAVE A PRETTY GOOD REASON WHY I HAD TO BUILD MUSCLE!
>>10843461
It's merely a scouting task, if there's an investigation that must be conducted I won't be the one leading it.
..Take care, young 10K.
>And she just vanishes right in front of 10k
>>10843666
>The girl looks both offended and even more confused on how another model of her walked in here
Are you sure it wasn't another girl? And how can you "play" a robot? We aren't toys.
>>10843650
You're one unique looking Omnic. You mind if I explore your system for a few minutes? I promise I won't corrupt you...too much.
>>10843685
I can put that pen in my bag, or in your throat. Go ahead and pick.
>>10843676
>Shy now looks up at him in curiosity. She cocks her head quizzically.
Huh? Ummm...w-what are Zs?
>>10843685
B-Because he looks he he belongs in a band! I-I-I don't mean anything bad, I-I swear!
>>10843688
>Shy squeaks for a third time, lowering her trembling hands.
M-M-M-Me?!
>She points a very shaky finger at herself.
anyone hosting next?
>>10843576
>Holding her bloody nose, Karin gets up and knees the imp right in the nose
>She turns her head to the fallen annoyance
Don't expect to get off so easy next time.
>Karin walks into her limo
>She lowers her window to the pest.
Ta-ta
>The window lowers as the limo drives off.
>>10843665
Characters? Series? Media...? I have no idea what kind of stuff you're talking about.
>>10843683
Secret admirer? I never thought that I had o-one...C-Cool? How?
>>10843727
Fyxe
WALL OF FAIL
>>10843584
That may be the case.
You don't have cars, but you have carriages, correct?
I can help you find your place of origin, however, I'm going to need more information than that.
>As soon as she takes out her notepad and pen, her phone starts ringing.
>She hangs up after a few minutes of yelling and unintelligible mumbling.
Talk about bad timing. We will have to postpone this investigation.
>Something came up, sorry. See you all later and thanks for hosting, Hoshi!
BAIKEN MAKES SOME BIG PROMISES, WILL SHE BE ABLE TO FOLLOW UP?!
Guess who is who
>>10843764
Aww.... I just wanted to be your friend.
>>10843726
You know, Zombies? Am I the only guy 'round here who knows about em?
>>10843719
Whoa! Hey that was pretty neat.
>He smiles and waits for a moment.
Uh... Sakura? That was your name, right? How'd you do that?
>Looking concerned, he waves his hand where she was standing.
...Was that just magic?
>>10843685
Oh hell, I'm sorry man I--
>>10843710
Wait what? HEY! Let go of me!
>10K is only human, and thus, cannot fly.
>It's a very painful landing.
>>10843765
Who's Sombra?
>>10843781
Nobody.
LOOKS LIKE SHE CAN'T!
THE TRIBUTES ARE WINDING DOWN, WE'RE STARTING TO SEE THE BEGINNINGS OF THE MAKINGS OF A NEW ACE STUDENT!
>>10843744
I may be what is considered to be the perfect specimen of human kind, but you make this seem impossible.
Oh well, we just have a lot to learn here now do we.
For starters, how old are you?
>>10843715
Oh and what's that?
>"please don't say to be a criminal, please don't say to be a criminal, I want one day without trouble!" She thought to herself as she looked at the man with increase worry
>>10843722
>She looks absolutely offended
I do mind! You wouldn't want someone to look into your system either!
>>10843781
My wife.
>>10843764
>A bit surprised, Shy immediately tries to strike up conversation to immediately find a friend.
H-H-Hello th-!
>Scoot scoot scoot.
...
>Blushing furiously, Shy looks the complete opposite direction of Silver as she mentally berates herself for even trying.
>>10843779
Z-Zombies?!
>Shy buries the bottom half of her mask in her sleeves
M-My brains don't taste good! Make them go away! ...P-Please?
TO BAD THE HG ROLEPLAYER HAD TO GO, LOOKS LIKE WE ALL CAN'T WIN
>>10843779
As I expected, humans can't fly.
>>10843808
I told you, these guys are more useles than the King Pig!!
>>10843809
...I don't know my own age...
>>10843816
IT IS TO BE THE NUMBER ONE HERO OUT THERE!
>>10843781
the cleaning lady
>>10843685
>Ezreal claws desperately at the floor, trying to resist the vacuum's pull. He grabs hold of a table but just ends up pulling it down with him. Turning his head back, the light buzzing and whirring of the vacuum sounds more like a demented screech of death to Ezreal, who is completely unfamiliar with such a machine.
>All of his efforts are for naught though as Ezreal is sucked up by the machine, disappearing into it forever.
>>10843726
Yeah, you. We're both witnesses, both at the scene of the crime. I don't want to get dragged into some big mess, alright?
>Ezreal's own hands are trembling as he holds onto the girl's legs. He looks at Shy Gal with desperation.
P-please? Just...just grab her arms. I really, really don't want to do this alone...
>>10843759
>Ezreal gets uncomfortably close while she uses her phone, analysing it with keen eyes. Another new device he was unfamiliar with, it was bound to catch his attention. He steps back though once she hangs up.
Huh? Alright, I don't exactly know what happened then but if you've got to step out then that's fine. Guess I'll be seeing you around!
>>10843702
Shadows...
>Rei's expression saddens and she begins to look downcast as Zen explains.
"Shadows are the dark urges in people's hearts given physical form. They all come in different shapes and sizes like these Pokemon you spoke of, but they are far from friendly as they attack anyone they catch sight of immediately. Only those with certain special abilities can combat them, such as Rei and I. But even then, it isn't wise to take them on alone as most tend to travel in large groups."
>>10843715
>Rei starts to tone it down a bit.
All Might? That's such a cool name! Kinda like a super hero's!
"It is indeed a unique name. I've never heard of one quite like it."
FISTROMAN IS HAVING HIMSELF SOME BIG DREAMS, HE BETTER WATCH HIMSELF BEFORE HE GETS TOO COCKY.
SOMBRA TAKES THE EASY WAY OUT. THE MASK AND BUCKET A SHORT A LACKEY FOR THE REST OF THE GAME, WILL THIS LOSS PROVE FATAL?
Hahaha...
;_;
>>10843864
...
>Her hands still shaking, Shy struggles to keep her footing as she walks over to the corpse and bends down to grab her arms. Her face is entirely turned away from both Ezekiel and the corpse's as she does.
...R-R-Ready?
>>10843881
B-B-But I-I wasn't going to...! Oh, goodness!
>>10843857
Do you even know how to read and write? What is your current grasp on the English language as a whole. You seem capable about knowing the basics of human interaction, but I feel that this is due to livability rather than having gone to school.
>>10843881
I have no idea pal.
>>10843830
>He can't help but chuckle.
Ah don't worry, I'm a pretty good shot. You'll be safe long as you stick with me or someone else you can trust.
That's another thing. Be careful of who you meet out there. Plenty of guys will sooner kill ya then say "Hello". The whole... fall of society thing... You know.
>>10843858
>She visibly sighs a breathe of relief, before standing up to offer her hand to the man
Well I'm sure there's no reassign to be the number one when you are a hero, but it's good to have another hero here.
>>10843881
I'm not gonna put up with this anymore.
Time to delete...everything.
>usually sleep at 10-11pm
>it's 2:40am
send help
>>10843913
>Shy breathes a sigh of relief.
I-I know...like all those bad people during the games...a-are there zombies in them, too?
BUCKETHEAD JUST FUCKING BETRAYS SHY GAL AND CUTS HER VOCALS, THE COP SAVES THE BIRD, AND FISTROMAN REFUELS FOR THE LAST STRETCH OF THE SCHOOL YEAR!
IT'S GOING DOWN FOR REAL! VOTE, FOLKS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27YXWUa0LI8
http://poal.me/7kiz1z
>>10843920
>reassign
Reason...
>>10843970
>Filler and cancer
Wow that was fast.
>>10843970
B-B-B-But I wasn't even-!
>Stab stab stab
>>10843878
THAT'S BECAUSE I AM A HERO, BUT I ALSO DOUBLE AS A TEACHER, BUT THAT'S MORE OF A SIDE-JOB THAN ANYTHING!
>>10843920
THE WORLD COULD ALWAYS HAVE A HELPING HAND! BUT TELL ME, ARE YOU A HERO AS WELL? I HATE TO ASK THIS QUESTION A LOT BUT IT SEEMS APPROPRIATE TO ASK NOW!
>>10843816
That wasn't a real question, omnic.
>beep beep beep
>>10843903
I know how to read, and learning writing at my job. And this is the first time I go to a school.
>>10843728
>Etna rolls around on the ground while holding her now busted open nose with blood pouring out profusely while shouting obscenities for everyone to hear
SON OF A WHORRRRE!
>Scrambling to her feet Etna can only watch as the limo drive off into the distance
Just you wait skank, you have hell to pay and I'll make sure it'll be by my hands! You hear me?!
>Still holding onto her nose she looks around aimlessly
Where the hell are those damned Prinnies at? They better not have ditched me here.
>>10843999
What's her source?
>>10843970
I guess you're cool as me now pal, rest in peace.
>>10844025
Lenny.
>>10843985
Wow, a teacher and a hero! That's so inspirational, All Might-sensei! What school do you teach at? I'd like to go there!
>>10843985
I am a hero, saved the world a ton of times from a lot of things, sometimes too much of those things, I even have the villains numbers sometimes, but that's a story for another day.
>>10843993
Then why'd you as-
>she buzzes and glitches as the hacker gets in her system easily
WELL, NORMALLY THE AUDIENCE WOULD BE DISAPPOINTED WITH SUCH AN ACE STUDENT, BUT GIVEN HIS APPEARANCE, HE SEEMS TO HAVE ENDED THIS SCHOOL YEAR PERFECTLY! MARKING HIS GRADUATION WITH A SCHOOL SHOOTING MASSACRE, KILLING THE OTHER TWO STUDENTS FOR A WELL EARNED WIN AT THE TOP!
>>10844019
Lonely wolf treat
>>10843953
I haven't seen any Z's in the games, but you'll know if you see em. Shambling, don't talk much, really bitey.
>He nods.
>>10843939
just go to sleep lmao
>>10843895
Yeah, ready...
>Ezreal lifts the corpse from the ground, his hands coated in red by the trail of blood running down the girls legs. He looks around for somewhere they can stash the body. After a brief look, he finds a box hidden away in the corner they can shove the corpse inside.
H-hey, that box over there. I was thinking we just...lock her in there, for the time being. Just to get her out of our sight...
>>10844036
Try again
>>10844066
Ouch, these bullets really hurt...
>dies
>>10844051
Gee, I wonder who came out of this alive.
>>10844066
Fucking knew it.
Shouldn't have spoiled your winner with that winscreen comment.
CONGRATULATIONS! HERE IS YOUR ACE STUDENT FOR ASUKA ACADEMIA XLIX!
THE RANDOM SPIC! FISTROMAN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LitDGyxFh4
>>10843999
How are you able to withhold a job without having gone to school before-hand? Manual labor?
That doesn't matter. Have you sat down and read any books, played any games, video or otherwise, or watched any shows on television?
>>10844069
Ummm, w-well...I-I haven't seen them yet, b-but I'll keep an eye out, j-just for you!
>>10844084
>Shy may be facing away from Ezekiel, but her hard nod is still visible.
>>10844108
Congragulations Fistroman!
Thank you for this awesome game!
NEXT UP IS FXYE ISLAND! PREPARE YOUR ANUSES!
>>10844106
>Reading the commentary before looking at the slide
>Already posted the covered version the last slide
>nitpicking for shitposting
Not my fault nigga.
>>10844108
>Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>10844108
C-C-Congratulations, a-and thanks...!
>>10844084
Razzle dazzle, look who it is
TURNY DUDE
>>10844108
>>10844139
Fuck you.
>>10844108
Good show, Thanks for Hosting that Game!
>>10844132
>>10843401
This one.
>>10844108
>>10844132
Eh whatever. The only good outcome would've been me winning but there's nothing I can do about it now. I guess I can thank you for all the death and carnage though.
>>10844139
Congratulations to Fistroman, and thank you for the game, host! Have a wonderful night!
>>10844139
Congratulations to the winner! Thanks for hosting for us!
>>10844108
Aw hey man, Congratulations.
>>10844139
Whoa! 11th? If only Doc could see me now.
>>10844116
Always a good idea to keep an eye out for zombies.
>>10844051
>A heavily bandaged Gin, after many days and nights of struggling, has finally managed to reach a nearby phone. Two or three clicks and he's already updated on the situation back at school.
Geez... Guess bein' sent to the hospital wasn't so bad after all.
>>10843878
Very interesting. They certainly sound very malicious. If I may ask, how long have you two been combating these shadows?
>>10844123
>>10844138
>>10844140
>>10844179
>>10844176
Thank you all.
>>10844139
3rd place?
This just motivates me to train harder to become the number one!
>>10844108
I'm not sure anybody should be thanked for providing such bloodshed, but I'm glad that at least one person survived.
>>10844047
I TEACH AT U.A. HIGH, AN ACADEMY BUILT FROM THE GROUND UP TO MAKE HEROES FROM POTENTIAL STUDENTS!
>>10844058
HMMM, I WOULDN'T SAY THAT HAVING A VILLAIN AS A CONTACT IS SAFE, BUT AS LONG AS THEY'RE NOT CAUSING TOO MUCH TROUBLE FOR YOU IT SHOULD BE FINE!
>>10844066
>pointing his finger,
NOW THAT, RIGHT THERE! THAT'S A VERY CRUEL WAY FOR SOMEONE TO WIN! IF THAT HAPPENED AT MY SCHOOL, I'D HAVE TO DEAL WITH HIM MYSELF.
How do you do fellow secret avatars?
Enjoying the party I hope
Don't listen to the red haired girl though,, I'm totally not fyxe, but a humble host and tribute like you all.
I've got that sweet arena you might enjoy though.
Prepare everything you need.
We're starting in...
MMhhh...
SIX MINUTES
I'll tell you when to F5 smash the catalog
>>10844139
Thank you for the game, dear host, and congratulations to the winner of it!
>>10844058
>After spending a few minutes looking in her code, Sombra finally let's the robot girl out her control
Thanks for you help, Omnic. I will put all this data to good use.
>>10844191
W-Will do! Thank you, Mister...ummmm...
>>10844255
Ah! Right! I totally forgot! Name's 10K.
>He holds out his hand with a smile.
Yours?
>>10844230
Unfortunately, I'm gonna hit the hay before then. Thanks to all three hosts for hosting!
>>10844218
Well sometimes they do nothing and other times they act all villain-like, it's a bit draining, but what can you do about it.
>>10844253
>She comes out of her hacked state all dazed and confused
Uh... what just happened?
>>10844230
fucking hell it's 3am i want to sleep
when will you stop
>>10844116
>Ezreal shuffles along, struggling to maintain his grip on the girl's mangled legs. When they reach the box Ezreal collapses besides it, dropping the girl to the floor. Getting a good look at her mutilated form, Ezreal hurriedly opens up the box and vomits inside of it. It lasts for a long time, and lasts even longer when Ezreal glances at her corpse again and vomits again.
Oh...shit, ha...would you believe I'm a hardened adventurer?
>Ezreal sighs.
>>10844139
Yeah, thanks...first time I've ever done that to another human. Monsters and golems are fine but she...
>Ezreal takes a deep breathe to clear the image from his mind.
Congratulations, anyways.
>>10844144
>Ezreal uses his arms to shield his eyes from Taric's marvelous, crystal dong.
What in the name of [LEAGUE OF LEGENDS GOD] are you doing?
>>10844109
I work at a hotsrpings place, not like I need to read there... Books, games, shows, television? I still have no idea of what you are talking about.
>>10844139
Congratulations, and thanks for hosting. Sorry for saying this late...
>>10844279
>Shy looks down at his hand before hesitantly extending her own, covered by an oversized sleeve. The hands struggle to meet because of that, but eventually, a handshake ensues.
S-S-Shy Gal. Ummm...p-pleased to meet you.
>>10844297
...
>Shy is still turned away, even after disposing the body.
...I-I'm so sorry...
>>10844200
"We've been combating them for months now in many different places. It's been a rough time for the both of us. Especially since our former allies have departed so long ago."
Yeah... I miss them so much...
"But in turn, we've been growing stronger on our own and have gotten better at dealing with them thanks to the experience."
>>10844218
U.A. High... Got it! Where do sign up for the hero school!?
>She can't seem to contain her excitement.
Riko-chan~
>>10844230
I shall not be here for the coming battles, but I give you my thanks in advance.
>>10844295
TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT!!
AFTER ME THERE IS ANOTHER HOST WITH A NEW CODE!
>>10844286
>>10844330
No problem! Night you two!!
_____
LAST MINUTE BEFORE I MAKE THE THREAD
RESET YOUR POST TIMERS AND SMASH THAT CATALOG
>>10844362
>>10844362
>>10844362
Game
Test.