ITT: Pokemon Are Real. Universe 2. What does PAR think of the

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>>10828600
They would be easier if the other members of my League contributed.
>>10828587
I don't know any of these individuals personally, so I cannot confirm whether they are "full on gay" or not.

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>>10828600
>prostitutes choose to be raped xD
also bones is a fag

>>10828600
ocean man

>>10828687
TAKE ME BY THE HAND

>>10828766
lead me to the land

>>10828675
daddy!

>>10828675
daddy

>>10828675
cummies pwease

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>>10826687
(sorry for the pause, had something come up
I'll see you tomorrow if everything goes well)
>The deer catches a glimpse of the corpse swinging as Eros opened the door and made a poker face, wondering if he should offer to help bury them before it began to decompose.
"Well, damn, that ruined my appetite..."

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>>10828600
I wish they talked less and acted more.

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>>10828783
>>10828795
>>10828846
what is this a new meme
I ain'tcher daddy
but I can give you cummies

>>10828922
nerd

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>>10829242
Yes?

>>10829361
love you

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>>10828867
>I'm still awake tho
"I should have warned you, sorry... didn't know what to do with him."
>He comes back with a small backpack full of food and a charge cord for the Dex, the bag carried in psychic grip
"Let's get out of here."

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>>10829391
Okay

>>10829391
i love him more!

>>10829449
>>10829391
Denied

>>10829462
my nerd

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>>10829449
"You seem pretty popular as of late, maybe some secret admirers hmm?

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>>10829462
>>10829498
Make a queue

>>10829534
"And I thought that having a special someone in what ended being an odd collective dream was weird."

>>10829598
how big is your cock tho

>>10829645
thicc nerd rod

>>10829685
>the nerd is hung
nice

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>>10829645
>>10829685
Judging by what I've seen in the mornings he's got a good size for a human at least.

>>10829738
post nerd cock

>>10829798
nice post pics

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>>10829645
>>10829685
>>10829738
>>10829799
>cough

>>10829798
>squint

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>>10829829
"Hehe what's wrong?

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>>10829853
"Normally people keep that data a secret but I guess I can't really stop you, can I?"

>ywn suck a fat nerd cock

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>>10829904
"Oops I forgot that humans like to hide their junk from the world"
>She chuckles
"Guess you'll have to punish me now~"

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>>10829929
>Flopped on the couch
>Squint
"Punishment? Come here."

>>10829992
FUG THE DOGGO

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>>10829992
>Sylvie hops up on the couch and splays on her back over Stibium's lap
"So what's it gonna be?"

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>>10830053
>Sudden grinning
"Guess."

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>>10830097
>She stretches
"I hope it isn't belly rubs, that would be awful."

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>>10830108
"Close!"
>Tickle belly with both hands

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>>10830130
>Sylvie starts squirming around and drops the dex so all you hear is a mixture of laughing sounds and sylveon noises

curse my tickle fetish

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>>10830156
>Stop after between a minute or two, let her breathe
"And that was the punishment"

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>>10830202
>Sylvie snatches the fallen dex with a ribbon and types out furiously while panting
"Stibs that was just plain evil and yet I'm left disappointed"

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>>10830245
>Chuckling
"How so?"
>Apply belly rubs, actual ones

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>>10830281
>She lightly curls a ribbon around his wrist and arm and lets the calming pheromones absorb into his exposed skin
"Just wasn't what I was expecting is all. Thought it would turn out like those books my old trainer had his in his dresser do in the end. Not that I'm complaining at the current belly rubs."

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>>10830350
>Let the ribbon wrap up
>Fairy magic is happening
>Continue rubs
"Tell me more about the books."

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>>10830383
>The ribbons work their way up his arm as she types away at the dex
"Well they were lewd books that involved the master's pokemon being bad and needing to be punished and instead of tickles they got bedded among other things..."

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>>10830428
"Ah, a pokephile former trainer.."
>Nerd: connect the dots
"...really?"
>Bellyrubs are still ongoing

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>>10830466
>Sylvie murrs softly at the amazing belly rubs and you even elicit a little leg kick or two
"Yeah coulda swore I told you that, it's why Frankie being one doesn't bother me at all."
>She rubs her chin
"Speaking of him I never talked to him about his admission from the other day, I should tomorrow."

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>>10830513
"Not just that, but that also you expected... uh... now"
"I mean, one thing if I were to ask you, hypothetically, and another the reverse."

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>>10830536
>The ribbons stopped their transit to his shoulder
"Are you asking if I would fool around with you? I dunnoo~ I mean you did tickle me and that was pretty mean."
>The last phrase was accompanied by a ribbon lightly slapping his chest

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>>10830652
>Slightly confused nerd gets ribbon plapped
"What I'm getting here is that you are basically saying 'yes please'. Is that correct?"
>thinking back
"...what other things in these books?"

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>>10830702
>She flashes a smile at him and the ribbons continue their course
"Well there was a weird one where the human managed to get his pokemon pregnant with an egg somehow."

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>>10830753
"Things that only would happen in fiction, I see"
"Did he ever, er, take action?"
>The bellyrubs are slower and heavier

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>>10830824
"Yeah once and I didn't really understand what was going on but it had a large part in me evolving the way I did."
>Sylvie yawns as she is relaxed by the rubs
"Keep it up and you'll probably have to carry me to bed."

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>>10830847
"I can see why. I don't mind that and err... could help."
>Fairypupper has been picked up
"Bed, alright"

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>>10830903
>She hugs Stibs tight
"You're too nice to me you know that right?"

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>>10830927
>Return the hug, tighter
"Now I do."
>Place the fairyborker on the bed, get ready to bed oneself

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>>10828600
The local what?
What is politics?
>confused rocket

I want to smooch the rocket

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>Eros wanders Lumiose City, unsure what to do with his life anymore.
>Presumably, the deer is with him.

>>10831495
>pet a rocket

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>>10834182
>petted
t--thanks...

Hey PAR, what's the advantage of a bow compared to a crossbow?

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>>10833668
>Weird blue thing.
>Follow the weird blue thing.
"Pardon?"

>>10834471
A blade grants far higher boons, my friend.

>"This is channel six, Kalos News Network, coming with a new, and harrowing bit of info."
>A well dressed man stands in front of a large screen, which itself contains a variety of diagrams.
>"If you haven't heard already, there is a large piece of debris flying through the outer reaches of space."
>The reporter points to a picture depicting a sizable body of rock.
>"We've taken this information to the nearest research facility in hopes of finding out of this will be a danger to us."
>They touch the screen, and the diagrams fade away, leaving behind a path from the meteor to this planet.
>"Now, they've given us the probability of impact."
>The man sighs, and his expression darkens.
>"It will take a week to arrive, and there is a fifty-fifty chance of impact."
>He sits in a chair, and a bead of sweat drops from his forehead.
>"Now, many are working together to find a way to knock it off course, or destroy it outright. If someone knows how to destroy a rock the size of Kanto, please send the information."
>For some reason, he laughs.
>"I just hope we've got the right side of the coin. If not, I'm sorry that we couldn't work it out, Dania."
>The program ceases.

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>>10834534
Not helpful. Maybe I'll get a sword.

>>10834550
Fuuuuuuck.
>Moon pulls her phone out and calls up Sun.
"Sun? Wanna show Ruby how to take care of a meteor?"

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>>10834607
>The voice on the other side of the phone is groggy. It's clear he just woke up.
"Moshi mosh... Moon?"
>There's a pause as Sun processes what was just said, the silence broken by the sound of cats in the background.
"Um.. Why're we showing Ruby stuff about meteors?"

>>10834471
Faster firing rate, don't need to carry a seperate cocking mechanism if it's higher poundage, lighter, easier to carry, all that stuff.

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>>10834717
"Fifty fifty of a meteor hitting Earth, Sun. Check the news and get back to me if you need to."
>Lunala gets sent out and a UB portal to Littleroot is made.
>Rolling for how easy Moon's great heist is gonna be.
>Odds and Sun is gonna be needed.

>>10834745
Oooh.
What's a decent type of sword? I usually go for less modern stuff. I don't use a compound bow, etc.

I want to be jiji's BF (Best Friend)

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>>10834550
>Kalosian is not one of the languages Sun can speak, but that's alright, it's not like he listens to the words spoken anyway. Visual information is more his thing, and the pictures provided are more than good enough.
>>10834765
>When Sun is heard from again it's with a voice of panic
"I don't wanna die before I can join the IP, Moon! What're we gonna do?"

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>>10834550
A rock the size of Kanto... in space.
Time to break out the metaphorical bucket list, minus the bloody-faced vengeance. No point in that when the subjects are gone in a week as well.

>>10834765
Well, a standard longsword will do just about everything pretty decently, a rapier or estoc would be better for thrusting, and a curved sword like a kriegsmesser would be better for slashing and chopping.

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>>10834899
"Sometimes I wonder how you can survive without me. Look, come down to Littleroot we can borrow the space suits from Sapphire and Ruby. Then we chill for what, five...six days? Give someone else a chance to do it so we don't look like asshats. Bam, we swoop in and do it."
>Rolling for if she can at least jimmy Ruby's window open, fucks sake.

>>10834967
(how do i do this)
Maybe I'll go for a longsword or a kriegsmesser, thanks Anon.

>>10834985
(I just post slow. It's cool.)
Either's a good choice, though I have a preferance for the messer.
Anytime, I can supply either, by the way.

>>10834930
Race against the meteir and kill them first.

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>>10834534
>Sorry my phone died for a bit
"Oh, hello."
>The Meowstic has a backpack floating behind him, and a Dex in his paws.
"Did you need something?"

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>>10834972
>An indignant "Hey!" follows the first comment, but he manages to hold back any other interruptions
"Okay, do you think Nebby and.... Nebby Jr? Can do it? Destroy the meteor?"

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>>10835172
"Pray, are you and your friend travelling?"
>The sword has a small bag hanging from it's shield arm.

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>>10835144
Perhaps, if I end up in the same Region.
Apparently the first person on the list already did my work for me, though.

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>>10835049
Sketchy guys over the internet selling me swords.
Do tell, what part of Almia do I gotta go to?

>>10835249
"Nebby and the Cooler Nebby, Sun. Also I was thinking just, UB portal it past the Oort Cloud and be done with it, honestly. Blowing it up would be five hundred times worse."
>Time to steal Ruby's space suit and toss it in Ultra Space.

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>>10835262
"I don't know where I'm going, but I guess so."

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>>10835357
"Would another to your group be alright? I can forage and cook if need be."
>The sword produces a Sitrus Berry from its bag.

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>>10835388
"Sure, I guess"
>The Meowstic has a voice that personifies "dead inside" as he says it.
>So basically he's speaking Nanu.
"I'm Eros."

>>10835295
What stops you from chasing them?

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>>10835441
"I am..."
>Oh god, do names carry over when your trainer releases you.
>The sword looks at the street signs.
"...Fynn? Yes, Fynn, that is me."

>>10835354
I'm not that sketchy, am I?
Orre, near Pyrite town.

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>Extra protocols almost ready fir testing
>If hardware were available, that is

>>10834550
>"What the ACTUAL fuck"
>"Like a 50% chance is goibg to stop my projects
>Attempt to contact JUICE and Emmerich
>Ponder the possibility of making the hardware oneself

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>>10835530
>.man if im gonna be honest i think emmerich ran off
>.what about that weird dude in the bath robe
>.you think hed be any good

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>>10835354
"Can we even make portals that big?"
>The murder cases are set aside in favor of finding out more info about the meteor - he can't portal to it without coordinates, after all.
"... where are we gonna get space suits?"

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>>10835462
I'm in Unova, and probably accompanying my Trainer to Alola soon.
I do not know where this man is, but I would suppose that he is in Hoenn or SInnoh.

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>>10835546
>"Already hired him for the oil rig, about 10 days until the place has been renovated"
>"Wait shit it may not be ready"
>"Either way, time to get the robots on myself"

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>>10835508
Sounds good I'll come say hey after I do some grand theft.

>>10835563
"I mean, the ones the UBs come through are pretty big... And we've got legendaries. I think we could do it."
>Time to grab Sapphire's.

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>>10835499
"Well Fynn, if you want to hang around me, that's your choice, I don't mind."
>He heads towards the West gate of the city on a whim, otherwise completely directionless

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>>10835615
>.bathrobe guy might be able to help
>.i dunno
>.i think hes reading some robot books so like
>.could help

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>>10835664
"Very well, at the very least I can accompany you for the time being."
>The floating kitchen knife follows the small catte.

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>>10835674
>>10835729
>mono eye
>mono eye
confirmed

>>10835651
Cool, good luck with that.

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>>10835744
conformed

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>>10835651
"Hey Moon? Think we can steal a hunk of meteorite? I heard they sell for a lot!"
>It takes Sun longer than he would be comfortable admitting to realize that he needs the location of the meteor in 6-7 days, not the meteor's location today

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>>10835729
>Problem with directionless characters: I have no idea what their motivation is right away.
>For now, they're just wandering Kalos
"Do you have a reason to follow me around?"

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>>10835674
>"That guy is a definite hire"
>"Time to the material, in the mean while"

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>>10835831
"Definitely. I'm going to need some cash to pay for stuff I've been wanting."
>Her sentence cuts as she climbs through the window.
"Hear me out. A sword made from metal from a Meteor."

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Reminder that humanity deserves to be wiped out by this meteor.

>>10835609
Ask your trainer to make a detour, then.

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>>10835976
Shut up Flare wannabe

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>>10835986
My mom is dead.

>>10835976
Reminder that I'm going to wipe my ass with your face.

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>>10835995
Okay, and the world should end because of that?
I don't think so.

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>>10835976
>>10835995
Do I have to come down there and arrest you? I'm really annoyed by all these guys freaking out.

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>>10835995
So?
>>10835943
"Would meteor metal even make a good sword, Moon??"
>A momentary pause as Sun thinks
"What if there's an alien on the meteorite? Or a bunch of them? Like... Like Deoxys? Or Clefairy?"

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>>10836016
kys bitch
>>10836047
Fight me irl, faglord, 1v1 me Sandgem town right now

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>>10836073
My liver said no, I'm not allowed to kill myself by drinking.
Anyways, I've got a bar to renovate.
>Rolling for days to renovate, last number +7

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>>10836073
You better have a good team to keep this talk backed.
>IP agent man walks into Sandgem town, talking into his radio.
"This is ground agent Argyle, going to have a battle with a world ending crazy, over."

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>>10836121
"Prepare to die for your pathetic beliefs."
>HONEDGE LV 70 is sent out.

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>>10836171
"Yeah, okay."
>Houndoom LV60 is sent out.
>Fire blast the sord.
252 SpA Life Orb Houndoom Fire Blast vs. 76 HP / 140 SpD Honedge: 359-424 (201.6 - 238.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>10836215
"This will put you in your place!"
>HONEDGE LV 71 IS SENT OUT.

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>>10836249
"Do you have six fucking Honedge?"
>Fire Blast.
252 SpA Life Orb Houndoom Fire Blast vs. 76 HP / 140 SpD Honedge: 354-421 (196.6 - 233.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>10836266
"That's for me to know, and you not to."
>HONEDGE LV 72 is sent out.

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>>10836302
"OH MY GOD. Bishop, grab me a soda."
>Bisharp is let out and given some money.
>FIRE BLAST.
252 SpA Life Orb Houndoom Fire Blast vs. 76 HP / 140 SpD Honedge: 351-416 (192.8 - 228.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>10836360
"You're stronger than I thought."
>HONEDGE LV 73 is sent out.

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>>10836386
>Bisharp returns with a soda and Argyle chugs that shit.
"Yeah, do you have anything besides Honedges?"
>Fire Blast.
252 SpA Life Orb Houndoom Fire Blast vs. 76 HP / 140 SpD Honedge: 346-408 (187 - 220.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO

how are we on page 5?

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>>10836446
"You've forced my hand."
>METEOR Lv75 is out.
>METEOR uses Earthquake.
252+ Atk Minior Earthquake vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Houndoom: 322-380 (180.8 - 213.4%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>10836508
"Oh shit!"
>Houndoom is returned with a shrug.
>Greninja Lv65 is sent out.
"Ice Beam it."
252 SpA Life Orb Greninja Ice Beam vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Minior: 190-226 (95.9 - 114.1%) -- 81.3% chance to OHKO

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>>10836560
"Let's show this man what we do, together mother."
>JENOVA (Giratina) LV80 is sent out.
>Giratina is slower than Greninja so you'd move first, posting my attack so you know.
>JENOVA uses Draco Meteor.
252+ SpA Griseous Orb Giratina-Origin Draco Meteor vs. 0 HP / 0- SpD Greninja: 387-456 (205.8 - 242.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>10836615
"...Is that a cardboard cutout?"
>Ice Beam before KO happens.
252 SpA Life Orb Greninja Ice Beam vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Giratina-Origin: 120-143 (33.8 - 40.3%) -- guaranteed 3HKO

>>10836615
>>10836658
>Forgot next poke, dur.
>Bisharp, Lv60.

>>10836615
>Giratina
(Please tell me that's a Ditto in disguise, anon. Giratina already has a roleplayer.)

>>10836615
(Um, is that actually Giratina or uh, do you have an explanation for this)

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>>10836658
>>10836674
"It may be!"
>Draco Meteor again.
>Giratina is faster, so.
-2 252+ SpA Griseous Orb Giratina-Origin Draco Meteor vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Bisharp: 93-111 (56 - 66.8%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>>10836693
"You know you're only supposed to use that like, once, right?"
>Sucker Punch.
252 Atk Life Orb Bisharp Sucker Punch vs. 0 HP / 252 Def Giratina-Origin: 109-133 (30.7 - 37.5%) -- 72.1% chance to 3HKO

>>10836693
(Pls be a ditto)

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>>10836727
"SILENCE!"
>Again.
-4 252+ SpA Griseous Orb Giratina-Origin Draco Meteor vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Bisharp: 63-74 (37.9 - 44.5%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
>>10836681
>>10836683
>>10836759
(If he thinks Gigi is his mother, and his mom is dead, what must it be, anons?)

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>>10836764
"Because I'm right?"
>Sucker Punch.
252 Atk Life Orb Bisharp Sucker Punch vs. 0 HP / 252 Def Giratina-Origin: 109-133 (30.7 - 37.5%) -- 72.1% chance to 3HKO

>>10836764
(It must be a ditto, because someone else already plays Giratina and they have no reason to be on your team)

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>>10836780
>DITTO was defeated.
>SEPHIROTH paid out 500,000P!
>YOU got some amount of EXP.
>SEPHIROTH whited out!

>>10836807
(Sorry about that minor shitstorm, we all kinda freaked out for obvious reasons.)

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>>10836807
"Uh, yeah! Okay. Cool. Right."
>Radio equipped.
"Uh, this is Argyle. I guess he's pacified. If that's all I'm going to check what's going on in Alola."
>Travel time to Alola with last number + 10 in minutes.

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What do you all plan on doing with your last week as living beings?

>>10836931
Gonna sell my soul to Yveltal or Fug next thursday so they'll save Earth.

>>10836941
forgot your image argyle

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>>10836931
Build
Test

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>>10836931
I intend to eat, drink, and be merry.
I'm not sure what else any of us can do.

>A teenage girl washes up on a beach in Sinnoh

>>10836941
I dunno, ese. Take up drinking again? Try to join a cult? Maybe I'll try to head to Kalos, or Mt. Coronet.

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>>10836967
Shhh.

>>10836862
"I've never actually bothered to read up on this place, whoops."
>Argyle grabs a tourist map and fucks around on his phone.
Anyone know anything about the homicides in Alola?

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>>10836931
Laughing.

>>10836941
Ha, pathetic.
Nobody will be able to save this planet.

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>giant rocket princess is flying around alola again, but not too far away from sun and moon

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>>10837057
Ohhh, I do!
Kira and I have been working on them! You can join us if you want!

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>>10836976
And I'll be glad to help.
>>10836941
I'm not sure one soul would be enough, but I wish you luck.
>>10837080
...You are a sad, strange little man. You have my pity.

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>>10836941
I thought Giratina was the one who dealt in souls?
>>10836976
I presume you plan on testing robotics?
>>10836993
Set any regrets in order?
>>10837080
That is.... A extensive period to spend doing nothing but laughing.

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>>10837050
Cults are cool, highly recommend.
Bring a dark type.

>>10837080
Nice gas mask, do you vape?

>>10837125
I'm on, uh... Meme... Memey...
...The first island.

>>10837148
But I'm aaaaaaaaawesome.

>>10837153
I'm awesome enough that they'll fight over it.

>>10837184
Gengar, Arcanine, Alakazam. I'd say that's close enough, ese.
>The Orrean grabs his knife, and buys chalk, candles, and a bottle of liquor.
>If this works, it'll probably kill him. If it doesn't work, it's got a half-decent chance of killing him anyway.

>>10837021
>A NEET squints at the beach from the safety of his window
"What the actual fuck"

hey par
anyone missing a random girl
one just kinda
floated up on the beach

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>>10837080
If we do you will have to eat your hat.

>>10837148
Thanks. A fair bit of testing will need to be done solo over the week, that said.

>>10837153
Correct.

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>>10837148
A pathetic response for a pathetic being, how fitting.

>>10837153
Indeed.
Maybe I will capture a Pokemon as well, who knows.

>>10837184
No, I do not.

>>10837269
That's good then, because you won't.

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>>10837184
Melemele? That's where we're at right now, do you want me to uh... Come meet you or...?

>>10837266
>Her clothes are ragged, as if she walked through miles of thorns
>Her blonde hair is visibly tangled, even from a distance
>In short, she looks like a mess

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>>10837260
If you die I'm getting dibs on your soul.

>>10837266
Nope, but I am a cop. Where at?

>>10837286
Okay, seriously. Can you just post your evil hideout and save me the pain in the ass of finding it?

>>10837307
Sure! Look for the fashion disasterrrrrr.

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>>10837153
The only regrets I have are apologies to make wherever I'm going after impact.
>>10837184
I don't doubt that.
>>10837269
Affirmative.
>>10837266
Not me, but I'd suggest getting the random girl out of the surf and into someplace dry and warm. Now.

>>10837347
Very well.

>Orrean Man draws a circle, lights the candles, sips a bit of the liquor and sets the rest of it as part of the offering... before walking right into the circle.
>Rolling to summon something. Something big. Something that can deal with this meteor...

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>>10837347
I am deeply hurt that you think that I am incompetent enough to give away sensitive information like that as well as assuming I am evil.
Perhaps you should also consider that I have done no wrong before you lash out, I am simply an innocent observer.

>>10837347
iron island
yknow
that deserted ass island by sinnoh
>>10837403
right
thats a thing
do i have to touch her
>>10837340
"Fuck."
>The door to his house is ever so slowly nudged open, the sudden light causing the man to squint and hiss
"Fucking..."
>His first step outside prompts another curse as a rock digs into his feet
"...fuck this fucking..."
>A piece of driftwood becomes a weapon of some sort, held almost like a bat as he approaches
"... bullshit..."
>The girl's side receives a hesitant prod with the wood, the assailant immediately recoiling
"Hey. Wake up"

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>>10837286
Okay.

>>10837403
Still, soon. Leaving without having finished projects would have been a real regret.

>>10837507
Sure.

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>>10837347
That doesn't help much!!
All of the tourists have bad fashion!
>Rollin' to locate Argoyle with just this info

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>>10837507
...Can I buy it with Dr. Pepper?

>>10837537
Well, uh, check for injuries first. If she's injured I can come.

>>10837560
>You spot the dweeb sitting on a bench.
>He squints and gives an awkward wave.
"Yo?"

>>10837492
>Yeah, single evens aren't going to do it at all.
>Orrean Man puts down the knife. He's not that desperate yet.

I'm gonna get a cheap ticket to Kalos. Anybody ese who wants to rough it and sing drinking songs until the end of the world's welcome to join me.

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>>10837539
Yes.
I do look forward to this supposed meteor though, meteors and meteorites are an interest of mine.

>>10837624
You cannot, no.
Perhaps I'll tell you if you survive the meteor impact.

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>>10837560
>The Bird Signal
I see what you did there
Don't worry, Big Bird's always watching you

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>>10837537
>The girl has several injuries, what looks like intense jellyfish stings across her midriff, a stab wound in her right shoulder that seems to have been bandaged using her sleeves, and scratches all over her body of various length and depths
>She groans in response to the prod, but doesn't seem to be aware of the world.

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>>10837624
>The awkward wave is answered in kind with an excited, enthusiastic one
"Hi! I'm Sun! In case uh... In case you didn't know that!"
>Obviously Sun isn't going to take a seat as well, so he just stands there, rocking back and forth on his feet
"Where are we working on the thing? Out here? In Kira's apartment? I'm okay with wherever!"

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>>10837560
>flies towards sun
"Hello human
When is that amusement park you said is going to open"

>>10837624
uh
shes got stabs
scratches
and some weird ass red lines
>>10837801
"C'mon. Get up. I'm not carrying you."
>A few more prods, specifically avoiding the stings and other injuries along her body

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>>10837955
>You might not, but someone will have to, given she's not responding at all anymore

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>>10837537
>>10837955
Iron Island...? Weird lady? Sure, hold on a minute.
>Lock self in bathroom.
>Minutes to get to Iron Island with last number.

>>10837897
(fuck off turts)

6 is this thread so slow

>>10837978
>There's an audible groan from the shut in as he digs through his pocket, eventually producing an Ultra Ball
"Hope you like bite marks."
>Out goes a Hydreigon
>Let's see how gently the dragon can carry her - odds and there's gonna be marks.
>>10838036
wait what
>You're on the docks of Iron Island.
>Two figures can be seen further down the beach

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>>10838222
>Mal stows the ball and hops off the docks.
>He heads down the beach toward the two.
"Heeeeey! What'd I miss?"

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>>10837743
A Fanta and your evil lair says I can.

>>10837893
>Argyle stands up and squints at the Sun child.
"Argyle Andrew Anderson. IP agent, eighteen, virgo or... Something. I don't care about that crap. Do you have any leads?"

>>10837897
"What the fuck is that."

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>>10838222
>This hydregon is clearly trying to break the stereotype
>Gentleman dragon scoops up Strange Girl

>>10838265
>If you take a look at the girl, her wounds have obvious sources
>The stings appear to be from a Nilhego, the stab wound from a Buzzwole
>The scratches from the thorns that line the caves of the Ultra World
>She's a Faller, plain as day.

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>>10838340
>Ultra Space
>Thorns
Anon, please. It's like 99% rock. The stuff that's plants are closer to deep sea plants not thorns.
If we're going by what Anabel saw it'd be closer to deep sea + a savannah.

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>>10837743
I look forward to our continuous survival and if not, to at least prove that a few things I'm making were going to work.

Maybe I'll go see the ensuing meteor shower from a mountain, maybe get a headstart on a move and see ut from mount Lanakila.

>>10838370
(My memory was shoddy, and I didn't do the post game for S/M yet, thought I remembered a bunch of blue thorns on the walls everywhere, but we can claim it's like rock scrapes instead)

>>10838386
>Didnt do post game
>In a pokemon rp
why
how

>>10838402
(Because S/M bored the fuck out of me and I was scared they were still going to hold my hand after I beat the E4)

>>10838421
(I rate you as Not Autistic Enough For PAR. Pack ur bags anon.)

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>>10837897
"Um.... I don't think it will open..."
>Sun shuffles awkwardly, averting his eyes to a rock on the ground
"At last uh... Not before that meteor gets here?"
>>10838289
"That?"
>He looks up from the rock and at the Celesteela
"That's a Celesteela! Or... UB-04 Blaster, according to the IP files!"
>The champ clears his throat, pulling his phone from his pocket to sift through the notes.
"I'm pretty sure the person we're looking for has a Kartana? Or is a Kartana. All of the dead were gutted by a razor thin blade, and most of the dead Pokemon were Water Types.... The bodies were also in random out of the way spots?"

>>10838402
I haven't played any of the b/w games or finished s/m either. Mainly because I can't get my meme team.
Other people haven't played anything from gen3.

>>10838442
>He doesn't know who he's talking to

>>10838454
(out)
>>10838466
(someone whos a normie)

>>10838497
(How long have you been here Anon)

>>10838528
(Robot pikachu guy was me)

>>10838539
(You're talking to Emrys.)

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>>10838340
>Krickefeed guy is a bit salty at this sight
>Hydreigon is never that nice to him, what the fuck
>>10838265
>The NEET seems really surprised to see yet another person here
"Where the hell are you all coming from? Clearly I'm not just pulling you guys out of my ass."
>Would it be fair to call Krickefeed guy a guy?
>By all means he looks more like a boy than anything, standing only 5'7 or so and having an incredibly thin build

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>>10838340
>Sipp internally.
"Holy shit."

>>10838558
"I'm just here to help with the chick, don't worry, you can trust me!"
>Mal smiles under the scarf.
"Are you taking her to your place?"

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>>10838558
>Who knows why the dragon is doing it, but the girl is being gently carried to... where?

>>10838588
>There's other wounds, too, her hands bruised and bloody, some of her fingers broken
>In fact, her swollen hands are wrapped around a pair of brass knuckles

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>>10838588
>The look of disgust you get in response should be answer enough all on its own
"No. Fuck no. She can stay on the porch for all I fucking care, but she's not coming inside until she's completely fucking disinfected."
>>10838722
>To his house - the porch, specifically.

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>>10838722
"Man you look like shit."
>First things first is to see if the brass knuckles can be slipped off without too much trouble.

>>10838782
"That works, I guess."

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>>10838782
>Deposited on the porch, she stirs, eyes fluttering, but still closed.
>She groans again, trying to curl up.

>>10838844
>She wasn't wearing them, but you manage to tug them out of her hands with ease.

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>>10838289
>looks confused at the human
>>10838451
"Oh..."
>the rocket princess look down sad

>>10838917
(fuck off turts)

>>10839202
(That's croags anon)

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>>10838880
>>10838844
>Another disgusted huff from Daniel
"Fucking... Just hold on."
>Into the house the shut in goes. You catch a slight glimpse of what's inside when he opens the door - looks like the first room is an entryway with a sink and several sets of shoes.
>Daniel stops at the sink, thoroughly washing both hands and feet several times before heading inside.
>When he comes back it's with gauze and antibacterial soap, both of which he simply throws at Kat(?) and Mal from the doorway
"Don't come in until you're completely clean."

>>10839355
(doesn't matter what you call cancer, it's still cancer)

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>>10839538
(please lay off the sodium you edgelord. You might lose your fedora.)

>roll to bring mort back

>>10838880
>Brass knuckles get.
"Man."

>>10839432
>Washstuff get.
"You can't be... Ew."
>Rolling for disinfecting time in minutes with last number.
-Mal, doing an irl

>>10839587
>liking genshitgar
(lel
get better taste first before you tell ME to fuck off)

>>10839782
>not liking saltghost
>claiming others need to get better taste
(congrats you officially have the worst taste, although you've made that clear multiple times in the past anyway)

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>>10838844
>>10839717
hey egg explain this

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>>10838917
"Hello?"

>>10838451
"Blaster? Kartana?"
>Argyle looks at you like a guy born in Sinnoh that's only left recently.
"You're going to have to fill me in on these things. Have they already been taken to a morgue?"

'sup, /par/.
This meteor thing is freaking me out. Should I be confessing all the shit I've done or something? I know I ain't going nowhere nice anyway, you feel me?
Fuck, I don't know if I should even bother trying to keep business going.

>>10839986
Get some sweet puss or boipuss before it all goes to shit dude. Forget the business.

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>>10839975
Waves at the human

>>10840070
(fuck off turts)

>>10840055
Doing that tonight, my man.
Still... that leaves five days between people realizing what this means, and actual doomsday.
I don't know what I'm gonna do with those days.

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>>10839975
"UB-04 Blaster and UB-04 Slash.... Uh... Which part of the IP do you work for...?"
>Sun rubs at the back of his neck awkwardly while he thinks
"Uh... I would think so! How long do they normally keep 'em before then? A few days?"

>>10838917
>Fuck
"Don't worry! I'm sure uh... I'm sure Moon and I can stop it!"
>Well, he at least manages to look the part of someone that's sure of what they're talking about.

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>>10840070
"Hey? Are you Blaster?"

>>10840294
>Sweat.
"It's a secret, can you keep a secret! Come on, let's check out, uh, meme.... Meme... The hospital."

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>>10840398
>looks confused
"Blaster?"
>>10840294
>>10840361
Yeah i hope so i want to know this place not go back home immediately

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>>10840398
"Um... If I know it's supposed to be a secret, yeah! Let's go!"
>Figuring that Argyle likely doesn't know the way to the hospital, Sun leads the way
>>10840516
"We're gonna visit the hospital so um.... You're gonna have to wait outside a bit, is that alright?"

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>thread is dead

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT THIS METEOR

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>>10839432
>>10839717
>I lost track of time, rippo
>The girl is brought inside, squeaky clean and probably naked since I assume this guy wouldn't want filthy clothes in his house
>Her body is still covered in scrapes and scratches of all sizes, but the two biggest wounds are the stab wound in her right shoulder, and the now-revealed electric burns across the left side of her chest
>Second to those are her broken hands, swollen and an angry red
>It seems to be a miracle she's alive at all.
>She smells like ozone, sea salt, and chocolate, for no apparent reason, even after being scrubbed down.
>Mal would probably recognize the scent as the same one that permeates the air in the Ultra World
>She groans as she's placed wherever the man lays her down, murmuring something incoherent

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>>10840822
Not rioting

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>>10840860
IM NOT FREAKING OUT YOURE FREAKING OUT

>>10840822
put a bangin donk on it

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>>10840822
Ask Ruby to take care of it like the last one, I'm honestly not that concerned about it actually landing.
Good news is that a lot of places are having "the world is ending" sales, so I get to pick up some cheap, quality alcohol in bulk!

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>>10840878
NO
>>10840892
RUBY IS FUCKING GONE
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>10840923
but we gotta

>>10840892
>Good news is that a lot of places are having "the world is ending" sales, so I get to pick up some cheap, quality alcohol in bulk!
Stop lying you thief, no one is worried about it.

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>>10840923
There's no proof of that, and even if he is, oh no, whatever will we do, surely not ask another legendary to knock it off course or obliterate it!
The world has been put in peril so often in the past decade that I can't even bring myself to care about the latest "disaster".
I'm buying the good stuff, and building up a stock of it while it's cheap.
>Sippp

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>>10840892
>Good news is that a lot of places are having "the world is ending" sales, so I get to pick up some cheap, quality alcohol in bulk!
Not in Kalos. What, are you robbing Almia?
>>10841019
>I'm buying the good stuff, and building up a stock of it while it's cheap.
Oh my god you are robbing the stores.

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>>10841008
I know, but people are using the excuse to drum up business, since at least here in Kalos there are even more people in the streets than usual and the stores are taking advantage of it.

>>10841046
Are you in Lumiose right now? It's got an almost festive air right now.

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>>10840871
I'm not.

>>10841008
>>10841046
I have seen a few panic sales, so yeah, I do believe this girl here is saying the truth.

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>>10840667
Okay...
I'll wait patiently here

>>10841088
You know this happens daily, right?
Stop fucking lying.

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>>10841099
No she isn't.
>>10841088
No one sold anything more during the Hoenn meteor, stop lying this is silly.

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>The Hoenn news comes on.
>A young girl is found disembowled, the cut vertical from her stomach up to her throat, with an origami crane in
>The Hoenn Police are warning citizens to be careful going outside.

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>>10841158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6O-vBVCbg0

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>>10841112
>>10841132
Try getting out of the house more.

(I'm not any of those anons but people freaking out over stuff like this honestly isn't realistic in the PAR world.)
(It'd be like fearmongering about meteors if we had the ability to stop them IRL.)

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>>10841158
Fantastic. Am I going to have to fix this problem myself?

>>10841088
Have you ever considered investing in a gas mask?

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>>10841112
Every few years more like, not daily for sure.

>>10841132
Really? I seem to recall several sales and parties around that time. What rock were you hiding under when that was happening?

>>10841442
Can you stop replying? God, the shitposters get more replies from you than the actual posters

>>10841442
Quit lying.

>>10841332
(I'm trying to spin it as less panic and more "everyone's talking about it and going outside more, so shops are taking advantage of the increased crowds")

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>>10841409
I have kind of a plan but not the resources to get it in motion, nor I'm totally sure if it would work.

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>>10841409
No, why?

>>10841470
(I should have ignored the Anon yeah, but the fish might be an actual character and I'm trying to give them the benefit of the doubt.)

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>>10841499
Do tell, what is your plan?

>>10841524
Ah, I was considering visiting. I'd rather not accidentally kill you.

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>>10841205
>>10841524
(Sorry I was trying to play something that went against the main characters but I guess I fucked that sideways.)

>>10841609
bye

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>>10841568
Missiles, all the missiles as humanly possible.

>>10841609
(You were doing fine.)

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>>10841568
Oh, you were? Well, maybe I could pick one up.

>>10841609
(Well, shit, sorry to see you go, thought it was something like that.)

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>>10841609
(Maybe just tell people OOC your character is rude. People tend to take IC hostility as OOC.)

>>10841634
I suppose. It would probably result in broken rocks. If it comes to it Rayquaza and I will deal with it.

>>10841749
A full body hazmat suit would be preferable but a gas mask and a more conservative outfit would be the best if you wish to hang out.

>>10841828
>People tend to take IC hostility as OOC.)
This
1000 times this
people
chill

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>>10839717
>>10840824
"Just set her on the couch."
>Said couch has a fresh sheet tossed over top of it. From the looks of it it's just been washed recently.
>Daniel himself takes a seat on the floor, squinting at the two guests
"As much as I like the idea of a strange naked woman with brass knuckles living on my couch forever... What're we doing with her?"

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>>10840824
"Yikes."

>>10841921
"Gotcha."
>Mystery girl is sat on the couch and Mal gets to patching up the more serious injuries.
"Hospital. You have a boat? Orr... Anything like that?"
>Mal smells faintly of ozone and rocket fuel.

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>>10841828
Jeez, I had heard you were dangerous to be around, but wow, full on hazmat suit?
Is there any way you could reduce that danger? Sounds rough otherwise, I'd hate to be forced into isolation like that, I'll see if I can get a mask and stuff.

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>>10841921
>>10842003
>The girl stays quiet as her wounds are treated, her breathing faint at best.
>The burns will scar, the scrapes will heal fine, the stab wound might limit her mobility with that arm forever if she doesn't get to a hospital, and her hands will at the very least bear scars and require re-breaking to set right.
>As for the stings across her stomach and back, they seem like they will heal fine, but there's almost certainly toxins in her blood, and who knows what effect they had on her mind.

(Y'know, its a really rare treatment because it basically runs the risk of killing someone but wouldn't a full blood transplant fix Nihilego toxin bullshittery?)
(I'm talking taking everything out and replacing it. Rare because you need to take immune system suppressants for a few weeks/months after and because it's only really used if someone is mega fucked up from drugs.)

>>10842255
(I'm not sure, at that point it would have permafucked the brain)

I WANT

TO

VORE

MAL

>>10842255
(Depends on how the chemical itself works but since its not life threatening just abstaining from the toxin should do good unless the body can't filter it out in the liver and if that's the case then your transplant would work for getting the toxins out but not necessarily fix the damage it's done to the brain)

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>Pidgeon feathers.
>Evil plans.
>Cell Phones.
>Pictures of Light Yagami.
>Rolling to summon Joshua.

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>>10842003
>>10842204
>If Mal smells like anything other than soap he hasn't scrubbed enough. According to Daniel, anyway.
>He's trying not to worry about it too much, but it's there. That nagging thought that Mal is still dirty and touching his stuff and getting germs everywhere and -
"Did you disinfect those wounds?"

>>10842753
>kicks sand in your summoning circle

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>>10842204
>Mal isn't going to try breaking anything.
"Yeah, this is bad."

>>10842802
"Yes, I promise they're disinfected."
>Mal sighs, double checking.
"She's going to be dead and we're going to have to dig her a grave soon if we don't have a boat or something."

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>>10842955
"Then I guess she's going to be a pretty little ghost, because I don't have one."
>Daniel squints at the wounds, leaning close enough to get a good look
>Are they wrapped tight enough? Is she bleeding on his couch? He's already going to have to burn the sheet, is he going to have to get rid of the couch as well?
"Canalave City has a boat that runs here every now and then, check the Yellow Book for their number."

>Theta stands at the bottom of a rusty staircase.
>Ready to continue onwards, yet concerned about Gene.
"Let's keep going, man. We should be able to find this damned thing soon, if it's down there."
>Laugh, as if concealing anxiety.
>The illumination provided by the brand helps to calm nerves.
>Stop laughing, move forwards.

(Hey, guy doing the UBs here. Would people that do portals mind if they appeared at most once a day when they dub/tripfail? Just once a day at most. Probably not every day for every character.)

>>10843180
(Once upon a time Sun had a Nihilego appear any time he got any kind of dubs.)
(It was pretty amusing, but turned out to be quite a lot because I attract dubs, so... I honestly don't mind if you have random UB appearances for my characters.)