HG THREAD

FUCK HG
NIGGER COUNTRY

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>>10816667
Disgusting. Show some respect for yourselves.

>>10816694
Best boy has arrived.

Man what the fuck, can we just have a game? Please?

>>10816762
No
Don't you know this is HG, the sHitposting General?

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>>10816472
If this is poison, I will pass it and then kill you!
>Megumeme takes the bottle, examining the material of it before opening it and beginning to drink, downing a giant gulp of the liquid before wiping her mouth.
Hmm....it is excellent! Good job, Asswrath!
>Megu stands on her heels and proceeds to pet the blue demon.
You have succeeded in your first task. Let it be the first of many.

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Post 'em

I want to violently rape Astaroth

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>>10816853
Hope you like it.

>>10816800
KAMINAAAAAAAAA

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>>10816800
Asswrath? What? No! I can scream your tryhard name all you want but you need to call me Ast-
>A violent pain seizes her in the guts, as if the contracts they made, by some kind of unspoken rules what preventing her from disrespecting Megumin... Or maybe it's just her imagination...
It... It was nothing Mistress... Just call me and I shall do your every wish... T-Thanks for the nickname
>Or maybe she's got a fetish for humiliation? Anyway, she plays her part well enough

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>tfw got my account back

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>>10816860
Yeah yeah ""rape"". Take a ticket a wait your turn like everyone else. Okay.

>>10816860
I want to violently tear Astaroth into 15 pieces and feed her to the shitposters

>>10816882
Thanks for hosting last night btw

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>>10816890
Please take a ti-
No actually no! Go away with your sick fantasies!

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How deep into dead hours are we senpai?

>>10816865
>teleports behind you
>cures you

>>10816917
Heh...
Teh docter is here, kid...

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>>10816903
>Decently I'd reckon.

>>10816886
Oh, all right. Thank you.
>Takes a ticket and patiently waits in line.

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>>10816992
Good.
>You are the 136th number.

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>>10816762
>implying any of you fucks deserve a game
Lol...

evens host
odds breakfast first, then host
0 go out

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https://twitter.com/takutotunashi/status/893105957420417024

i feel bad for this guy

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>>10817022
Reigen Arataka

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>>10817015
Your boobs say we do.

>>10817007
>He whistles a tune - a tune that suspiciously resembles La Marseillaise - as he sways back and forth. After a minute or two, he looks at what the current number is.

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>>10817022
Overhaul

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>>10817022
Anne hanakoizumi

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>>10817022
Syria

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>>10817022
The 2004 Boston Red Sox

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>>10817022
Kamui

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>>10817022
Penguin

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>>10817022
Rape Horse

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>>10817022
The Best

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>>10817022
Stheno

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>>10817022
Euryale

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>>10817022
Captain Luna

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>>10817022
Jiren the Gay

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>>10817022
Honk

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>>10817007
>From his seated position, Zer0 absent-mindedly takes a number himself, tearing off the piece of paper without looking before bringing it up to the front of his helmet and reading what it says: "137."
Hm.
>The assassin crumples the paper up and tosses it over his shoulder, still not bothering to move his head at all. Then he goes back to resting his chin on his hands as his helmet projects out "ZZZ" in bright red light.

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>>10817022
Astaroth

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>>10817022
Big gun

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>>10817022
Aron

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>>10817022
Baku

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>>10817022
Glutton
>female

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>>10817022
Zer0

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>>10817022
Baki

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>>10817022
THE CRIMSON DEMON

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>>10817022
SCP-999

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>>10817022
My nature runes

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>>10817022
Len

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>>10817022
Sami Zayn The Murderer

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>>10817022
Suz

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>>10817022
Gascoigne

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>>10817022
Lord Beerus

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>>10817022
Ryoma Hoshi

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swaps and stuff

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>>10817030
>The whistle does nothing to cover the echoing screams, reminding everyone what they're in for.
>The screen displays a red number : It is time for the 47th number to go.

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>>10817022
Araragi Karen

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5 more instead

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>>10817129
Cassidy

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Argentina

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>>10817129
Eggman-kun

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>>10817122
>Propeller Knight sighs.
...Et maintenant ma garde commence.
>He pockets his ticket and continues his merry tune.

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>>10817129
Mouse Princess

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>>10817118
I think my little friend Hoshi over here deserves some fun

>>10817069
>>10817116

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>>10817129
Wolfgang Grimmer

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Dr. Cool

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>>10817129
Minamoto no Raikou

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>>10817129
OTP

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>>10817118
Finally, a game.
Awaken from my slumber,
right into the fray.

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ok swaps and stuff for real this time

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>>10817161
...!!

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>>10817129
Ryougi Shiki

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>>10817149
We're both going to be in, so save your breath.
And I think mentioning that I'm your "little" friend is a tiny bit false. I don't ever remember being your friend.

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>>10817066
>What the fuck? That guy just came, ripped off a ticket and he isn't even here for the main show.
Astaroth draws near the assassin disregarding the laws of physics as she's also currently having a great lay inside "the room"

>She pokes his helmet.
Hey? If you're not here for the show, the exit is over here!

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>>10817176

Futaba?

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>>10817022
Kuroyuri

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>>10817195
Hmmhm... Hmmhmhm.

>>10817175
bump the game

>>10817191
Astaroth also forgot her greentext and/or is a third-person narrator to herself.

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>>10817129
Shirai Kuroko

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>>10817175
Get on with it.

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>no swaps
starting

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>>10817129
Some whore that's worth more than 2k

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>>10817209
>Name is Quiet
>She won't stop humming on the radio
>Just take DD instead

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>>10817146
>It seems that the "Astaroth" everyone's been lusting was simply an impersonator, a porn actress.
>The real one is simply watching from afar, making sure her business goes well. No way she's going to fuck these disgusting faceless creeps.
>However she notices one that -indeed- does possess a face, even though it's an helmet.
>She flies nearby.

Hmm hello! Hey look, I admit you're quite a sight among these losers, but please, sing nothing else. You're ruining the mood for everyone.

>>10817213
>Astaroth is dumb as hell, what's new?

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>>10817209
...!! :gun:

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I HAVE ARRIVED! ...LATE AS USUAL!

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>>10817188
Ok... Maybe I exagerrated with the "friends" stuff.
But surely you remember me? Right?
Still wearing the same pussy-hat as I see.

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>>10817239
>Quiet points her sniper at this guy, whoever he is and she's about to pull the trigger with a smile.

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wow i need to double check the genders next time

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>>10817249
Oh ho! Feisty! I would apologize, but truthfully, I do not care for anyone else or their moods. You can appreciate my honesty, no?
>Propeller Knight continues his humming, now louder than ever.

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>>10817236
>when there are no iimages of Sami with a gun anywhere on the internet

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>>10817286
DON'T KEEP ME WAITING

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>>10817292

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>>10817292
What I'm supposed to do with this book?

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>>10817191
>As soon as his helmet is touched, the assassin acts on pure instinct. Adrenaline surging, he leaps off the chair, somersaulting in the air as he unsheathes his katana. He lands on the ground, intentionally collapsing into one knee and one hand as his back faces his aggressor, his other hand clenching the hilt of his blade as it's extended far to the side, along with his arm.
>After his landing, he pauses for a moment before standing up straight, sword now aimed downward at an angle behind him also facing the succubus. He doesn't even turn around to utter the next single word at her.
Hello.

>>10817292
>Since he can't cry actual tears, his mask projects all the sadness for him: ":_(".

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>>10817292

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>>10817236
I just couldn't stand his nose. Wow a nose that big should be illegal if you ask me.
Anyway, you're welcome cutie.

>>10817292
Killing a guy, laying with a cutie you just saved, enjoying some hot springs...
That's my definition of a good day.
>sips beer

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>>10817258
>Baki lifts the short-sword aiming it skywards, till he flings it off course at a tree.

Awesome. Ain't my style though.

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>>10817302
I do what I want.
>Quiet morphs into Sako and instead of pulling the trigger, she hits her head with the barrel of the sniper.

>>10817307
>loots corpse
>takes clothing
>takes wallet
>leaves

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default arena time

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>>10817276
Of course I remember you. You were the first person to talk to me. And please don't refer to my hat like that. As much as I'd love to talk vulgarities with you, I don't think saying that so freely and without care around a guy like me is a good thing.

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>>10817335
>Lenny is still alive, and is pissed.
Hey dude give me back my w-
>>10817336
>Lenny is now dead.

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>>10817336
D-Damn monkeys...

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>>10817336

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and then nothing after

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>>10817336
>Zer0 is absolutely furious at the mage for taking him down with her. He's shaking in rage as the two respawn outside the Arena, helmet projection beaming bright enough to land an aircraft: "$&@#!".
>Being a man of reason, Zer0 immediately turns and slaps the mage across her face.
Imbecile!

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>>10817296
Yeah look, I admit you've got some guts but really, shut the fu-
>The humming gets so obnoxious, anons start to leave -en masse- muttering things akin to "Let's go to ERP instead, at least the whore don't make us wait in such conditions"
>After a while, everybody's gone and the screen displays the number 136

...
Great.

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>>10816868
>W-What?

>>10816872
I shall! But, however, despite refueling on milk, I need to do something! Hold my staff!
>Megumeme hands Astaroth the wooden piece and moves behind the succubus.
No matter what, even if you feel something touch your lower regions, you musnt turn around. Or you will die.

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where is the something

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>>10817336
Internal bleeding? Not like I ever experienced that before. I find it ironic for a boy who's been tossed from a cliff multiple times, would finally meet his end from a mutated monkey-cat thing.

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>>10817328
>The rifled bar cracks her square in the temple, and Suz performs an amazing double three hundred and sixty degree spin as she collapses to the ground. There is blood there but that's okay. It's slightly cool against her skin.

I'll forget your name. But I'll remember -that-

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>>10817394
>Propeller Knight laughs to himself.
Cunning, am I not? Now I can finally get this obnoxious driving class out of the way!
>He angrily mutters to himself as he angrily folds his speeding ticket, angrily.
...Wasn't even my fault. Crétin cut me off.

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i lied the something was in the last slide

bang bang

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>>10817316
>Astaroth would have been impressed if she wasn't so fucking busy at the time or rather... if the porn actress acting as her stand-in didn't have so many people to recieve at the time
(Why do I always get the weirdo...?)
Oh hum, yeah hello. Please wait in line or leave.

>>10817348
That's my Hoshi!
>She affectionnaly ruffles his hat, as if he was nothing more than a pet -and he might as well be in her mind-
Still doing your "I'm a murderer, don't talk to me" edgy thing?

>>10817417
>She bites at a Marshmallow... and spills it on the ground. It tastes so fucking horrible... like everything that uknown sponsor guy produces really.

>>10817375
>Event.txt

>>10817461
>Event.txt
kek

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how small is that mouse

>>10817479
I don't get the joke

>>10817505
default event gets a default answer.

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>>10817326
EVEN IF IT WAS, YOU'D STILL BE AS BORED AS USUAL.

>>10817516
XD

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>>10817461
I prefer if people knew not to get mixed up with me, but I've lightened up since we've last talked. There's no way to get around it. No matter what you'll always have one person that insists on talking to you. Fighting it doesn't make a difference.
>he fixes his hat, making sure it's nowhere close to falling off his head
Are you still doing succubus activities? Last I remember you weren't very good at them.

>>10817516
Oh

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>>10817523

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>>10817461
>The assassin is silent again for another few moments.
>Then he turns around. A red LED projection from his helmet shines brightly at the succubus: "?".
What?

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>>10817491
Methinks Reigen might've has some...ulterior motives when it came to MP.

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gotta skip peace

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0 - work on code
1-3 - Sam and Max
4-6 - Resident Evil 7
7 - crack on with other project
8 - work on video
9 - finish image collecting

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>>10817399
("I've got a bad feeling about this...")
>She thinks before grabbing the staff. The powered Staff Megumin has used to defeat her... If only she could... no! She must keep a low profile for now.
Anything you wish Mistress...
>Her hand clutches harder on the wood.

>>10817491
>She suddenly remembers she forgot the marshmallow at the camp. Even if they were shitty, she still paid for them.
>As she runs toward the ashes, a sliver blade pierces her chest. Blood spills around and taints her blue skin crimson.
I...
I understand how the marshmallow must feel now...

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>>10817539
>Syria burning the gays

>>10817541
>>10817491
KAREN PLEASE STOP NOW

Can I speak to the drug dealer of the house please?

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>>10817539

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>>10817443
Driving class? What the fuck are you talking about? I know the sign said "Go here for the "ride" but it's not that kind of ride you moron!
>She grabs a nearby empty bottle of beer and smashes it on the golden helmet

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winner next

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>>10817621

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>>10817524
You know, if you really insist on being a loner, just put on headphones or something. I've got a great playlist for you. Know about Zappa? The guy is still active in hell. Pretty sure you aren't aware of his latest album "I sold my soul for a tuna sandwich"

>She clears her throat.
Anyway... Business's doing good. I finally found a way to keep "playing the succ" without dirtying myself.

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: /

>>10817672
This is rigged.

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>>10817621
I'm not really sure if I want to go on a magical journey with this demolien cat thing.

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>>10817537
>She facepalms.
Another genius it seems. Alright let me get this straight.
>She does the :ok_hand: emoji and ***subtly*** puts her index back in forth inside it.

Get it?
If you're not for that, get out

>>10817672
How

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i'd prefer if someone else that didn't win yet won desu
: /

pick a template
http://imgur.com/a/rD6Vn

>>10817672
Fucking Karen has some kind of weird anime plot-armour protecting her from ever losing.

Guess this is her 560th win now.

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>>10817710
>tfw the last game you won was in April
>congrats and thanks

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done

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>>10817721
>Thanks for doing the do

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>>10817605
>Propeller Knight crashes to the floor as his propellers fly off in every direction. He weakly manages to muster out a single, meaningful sentence before unconsciousness overtakes him.
...Where's the leak, ma'am?
>>10817721
>Thanks for hosting!

>>10817721
>Karen wins
>With 5 kills
>Again

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>>10817710
Well wuddya know the traitor won, again.

Congratulations. Arigato.

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>>10817721
>Thanks for hosting

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>>10817562
As it should be.

>>10817748
By day 30 she'll have over 2,000 points.

Fucking cute anime girl buff bullshit.

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>>10817721
>Thank for host

>>10817546
>THE CRIMSON DEMON scales Astaroth from behind until she has the succubus's neck locked in her arms. She wraps her legs around the woman's waist, securing herself, and only then does Megumeme lay her head on Astaroth's shoulder and takes her daily nap, passing out quickly.
Zzzzz,,,

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>>10817672
>After all of them are incapacitated, she cuts down a tree and kills them all in one clean move.
Justice is blind and so am I! Behold Justice at its best!

>>10817710
Don't fight against destiny, Len. Follow them instead! Only an ally of Justice can change the history and I'm here to deliver. Thanko for hosto bosto, I want kohaku pleasu.

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>>10817732
>>10817737
>>10817741
>>10817751
>>10817752
>>10817783
Thanks for playing / watching.

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>>10817741
Another good thing done.
>She snaps her finger and two Pandemonium members appear out of nowhere
Please, take out the trash... And find a way to get back the customers... Oh wait a minute.
>She draws near the inconscious knight, and takes out his mask. She raises an eyebrow in surprise as she find out he looks like [REDACTED]
You always owe me that for ruining my business... Alright you can take him out now.
>She snaps her fingers again.

Justice is bullshit.

>>10817721
how the FUCK does Karen win so often

Either way, thanks for hosting

>>10817672
Funny Beerus's event make sense if it actually happened

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>>10817687
>Zer0 completely misrepresents the gesture as a blade stabbing into flesh. Now he's eager to get in line, as depicted by the change in faceplate broadcast: ":D".
That is worth the wait.
Pushing hard into the flesh
always excites me.
>Now with a spring in his step, the assassin saunters into the line, apparently not getting the hint from the giant LED sign right above him that reads "ASTAROTH'S BIG BOOTY DEN OF LUST AND SEX AND NOT MURDER."

>>10817710
Congratulations.

>>10817721
Thank you.

Bullshit justice is.

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>>10817803
here

back to lurking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q1nO21v9eE

>>10817769
t. assmad 3D/co nufag

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>>10817769
Don't be jealous, she deserves it.

Is Bullshit Justice

Justice is bullshit.

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>>10817783
Ah ?!!
>She lets the staff fall down in surprise. Her perverted mind was already picturing all kind of vile acts but... Megumin only wanted a nap.
>For all her obnoxious tryharding, THE SEMEN DEMON realizes that the CRIMSON DEMON is nothing more than an innocent child after all. Even demons have their soft spots, she cannot be angry at her.
.... Goodnight
...
...
...
...
(M-My legs are tired...)

>>10817783
>>10817884
cute

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>>10817828
>>10817848
>>10817858
>>10817860
What do you mean "Justice is Bullshit?"

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>>10817850
Thankaranya for the wincard. I actually find this very cute and it's my favorite of them all.

>Captcha: haus handstand

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>>10817847
>She claps her hands in delight!
Awesome! And you know what? Since that obnoxious knight repelled all the customer, you're the first in line! Aren't you happy.
It will just cost you [A certain amount of money, clearly a scam] and you can push hard as much as you want, alright?

>>10817919
Justice makes everyone super OP and unkillable.
It fucking sucks.

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>Propeller Knight wakes up in a dumpster. He rubs the side of his helmet as he moans in pain.
Ughh... So this is how King Knight feels...

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>>10817941
AH, SO YOU MEAN THAT JUSTICE IS UNSTOPPABLE? THAT MAKES IT 10 TIMES AS GREAT!

>>10817957
>cums on your helmet
Now you know how King Knight feels.

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>>10817922
>Zer0's helmet projection changes again, this time to ":/" as he puts his hand on his chin.
Usually I am
the one who is paid for this.
What is the difference?

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>>10817957
>Kek

>>10817961
until somebody comes along even stronger than justice and slaughters loads of people
but then justice gets strong enough to beat them, at the loss of lives
and then somebody comes along even stronger and repeat

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beep beep

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>>10817975

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>>10817982
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO STOP YOU THERE. ALL EVILDOERS CANNOT GRASP THE TRUEST FORM OF JUSTICE, THEREFORE THE WINNER IS A HERO IN MY BOOK.

>>10817984
>Pets the sheep.

>still don't have an ava for SAW
Kill me.

>>10818021
they probably can, but reject it because it's retarded

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>>10818030
>Only have twenty pictures, and can't find anymore.

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>>10817977
>He's usually the one getting paid for this? The misunderstanding resumes as the demon pictures Zer0 pole dancing for a bunch of robot fetishists. All nerdy girls... And ugly...
Well, the difference is you get some prime quality meat unlike the stuff I suppose you already deal with.
Bet you'd like someone who can handle more than a few thrusts.

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>>10818030
Just do it tomorrow morning like me

>>10818030
>tfw you Have a Secret ava but everyone will spot you on sight :c

>tfw you're a secret ava to ignore your past
>someone probably has spotted it already

>>10818071
Hi KREN, we know you're the new Karen

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>>10818080
Do some people actually believe this?

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>>10818030
>tfw won't be here for saw

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>>10818030
>tfw still have to cap through 3 animes

>>10818080
lol nice try aussa

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I have risen from the grave.

New game when?

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>don't know what SAW is

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>>10818030
>mfw someone made my folder for me and it's all daijobu

>>10818113
I was actually looking forward to seeing a Totally Spies avatar

>>10818030
I have three ready. I still want more.

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>>10818039
>The chance to pay someone for the opportunity to make them into the prime human target? Who can survive a lot of blows, adding a greater challenge? How could Zer0 say no?
>Luckily, killing Eggman-kun yesterday for a bounty resulted in a massive reward, so the assassin is able to handily pay the fee the succubus is asking for. He rubs his hands together giddily after the transaction.
I cannot wait long.
My heart races and head pounds.
When will we begin?

>>10818135
It's a crimefest.
and folders stand for victims.

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>>10818135
It's the movie where the small doll man tortures people and it's not very good and there's more than one

>>10818134
host it

>>10818135
Secret Avatar Weekend

>>10818110
It is true

>>10818135
>>10818169
ignore him it's Secret Assault Weekend

>>10818135
>>10818184
Ignore him it's Shitpost Asgore Weekend

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>>10818144
>She smiles greedily, her pupils taking the shape of the dollar symbol
Just in here sir! Please! Let me get myself ready!
>Astaroth disappears into the room...And after a moment invites zer0 to come... Her voice sounds awfully off however.
>When he enters the room, he can see, laying on a bed, an blatant actress wearing a horned wig, blue paint all across her body. A pathetic attempt at cosplay, but it seems like nobody among the anon cared about that, because the business is apparently going strong.
>As for the real Astaroth? She's already far away from here, counting her money.
"What are you waiting for big boy?"
>Says the actress

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>>10818135
https://pastebin.com/7By5t96c

>>10818123
Why would Aussa even remotely give a shit

>>10817984
Litteraly satan

>>10818137
Lucky piece of shit.

>>10818242
Don't call my daughter Litteraly satan.

>>10818288
She is a cute and fluffy sheep

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>>10818140
>I sorta was worried that I'd meet another, but no need to worry since I won't be here.

>>10818297
That's more like it. You can call my daughter a cute and fluffy sheep all you'd like.

delay SAW
..or else

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smol bun

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GUESS I'M NOT A PART OF SAW THEN...

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And to think Karen's even further ahead now

https://pastebin.com/f47KXr8g

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Yo I'mma use this new ava no one heard of for saw aight?
His names Yosuke Hanamura from the persona 4 series but you've probably never heard of him...
Sounds good to everyone?

>he doesn't have a super obscure ava and source for SAW so nobody can complain you're RPing them wrong

>>10818380
WHITE KNIGHTS CONFIRMED BETTER THAN BLACK KNIGHTS

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>>10818380
>12th

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>>10818380

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>>10818380
All we need to do is to host a shit ton of games and rig them so Karen dies early.

>>10818386
Wow. That sure is one way to admit to the lads that you are a fucking faggot.

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>>10818223
>Zer0 either didn't notice the blatant change or doesn't care. Either way, he walks unsteadily towards "Astaroth," hands shaking and knees trembling. Placing his hands on the edge of the bed, he pulls his knees up so he's kneeling at the foot of the bed, peering straight at "Astaroth" as she lays flat on her back, smiling coyly at him. She reads this as a sign to keep going and opens her legs up wide for him. Zer0, slightly surprised, nonetheless keeps inching forward on his hands and knees, closer and closer to her. Finally, he ends up leaning over her, hands on either side of her torso, legs bent inches from her lower half, helmet looking at at her face. Heart pounding, digital breath quickening, it's now or never. Zer0 collects his thoughts, steadies himself, figuratively crosses his fingers...
>...and grabs his sword and plunges it deep within her chest.

>>10818386
Sounds good, personally I'm doing that very obscure character from that niche anime, name's Izaya Orihara or something like that. I hope people will like it.

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>>10818380
>tfw you're near dead last
>tfw no matter how hard you try you'll always be blown out the water by Karen and her incredibly broken cute anime girl buff
It hurts.
It hurts just a little bit.

>>10818390
My nigga

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>>10818443

>>10818443
At least you're still best towergirl princess

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>>10818426
Huh? What seems to be your problem anon? I'm just letting everyone know my super unique and never before seen ava.
>>10818433
Dude, I've never heard of him but if I had I'm sure I'd say he's a pretty good pick and totally a gateway to top tier rp.

>>10818433
I would love an IC Izaya, desu

>>10818386
>>10818463
It's not a secret ava if you tell everyone before hand, dumbass
you'll need a new ava for SAW now

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>>10818463
We don't like homosexuals in our threads. Go to ERP

>>10818431
>10/10
>In another place... Another time... Someone recorded that scene... And released it as a snuff on the deep web.
>Congrats Zer0. You're now an underground porn star.

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>>10818431
>>10818491

if dubs Adachi's dubs don't count

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>>10818510
>off by one

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>>10818491
>>10818499
>I have to take a few minutes to think about what the fuck I just typed.

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>>10818488
Nice hitler dubs

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>>10818521
Ah fuck.

>>10818510
>one off
Clearly this Adachi >>10818488 is a fake.
This one right here is the real one.

What makes SAW so special? I can introduce a new ava whenever I want, right?

So Asgore is now cheating on Len.
Neat.

>>10818545
sure, but it's fun because everybody does it all at the same time,

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>>10818483
Fuck you're right...What about Tohru Adachi from the same series?
I could have some running gag the whole time where I always have repeating letters in my tripcode.
>>10818490
Thanks dude! Will do!

>>10818545
No. If you try to introduce a new ava outside of the sanctioned times, Hoshi will personally come to your house to kick you in the shins

>>10818416
You were at 999 a couple games ago

>>10818578
He does that, I'll stab him in the nuts with my glorious nippon samurai sword.

>>10818564
You know who you should fag, mate?

Junko Enoshima from the Danganronpa series.

>>10818592
EBIN
SIMPLY EBIN
HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL

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>>10818554
>Nigga I stabbed her in the chest, I didn't give her the "8===D".

>>10818604
We all know that "sword" was just a metaphor for cock. You're cheating on your waifu you fucking monster

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>>10818592
But if I did that I'd be scared everyone would think I'm a girl irl and try and ship with me...What should I do?

So does anyone have that video where the ninja dicks the demon?

>>10818627
Be manipulative and try to get people to join your side over Discord.

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>>10818603
I know right? It seems like a good original character.
>>10818666
But anon, Wouldn't that be lying to people if I let don't tell them I've actually got a cock and that they'd actually be pretty gay for trying to start e-dating me?
I feel like that's morally wrong...

>>10818704
Nah man, it's perfectly fine.
Unless your dad died.

>>10817710
>wake up
>karen wins again
what the fuck is this shit?

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>>10818588
>>10818578
Do as you please, I don't give a shit.

>>10818745
>I don't give a shit
>Feel the need to reply anyway

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>>10818623
>Congratulations, you got the innuendo that that entire RP arc was based on.
>Also, Len was never my wife.

>>10818745
As the unquestioned leader of HG, it really is up to you above all else. Do you have any other decrees to give us humble peasants, my liege?

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>>10818728
Well he's not dead yet. But he's on his final stages of terminal cancer...
Is that a problem?

>>10818774
>Len was never my wife.
TOP 10 ANIME BETRAYALS

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>>10818808
>#2 after "Wannabe oldfag #34 was never my friend."

>>10818793
Not at all, lad. Follow your dreams.

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>>10818833

>>10818774
>Pulling a Seth
Full circle.

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>intensifies

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>>10818849
>Me on the bottom.

>>10818867
>lol yeah.

>>10818867
THE STUDENT HAS BECOME THE MASTER

>>10818588
Folded 1000 times

i like cock
>Asgore

Ngw?????

>>10819055
Never

>>10819063
Fug

People killin people dying

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>>10818783

>>10818769
I cares about letting people know it doesn't matter to me or anyone else when they play their secret ava. I wouldn't want anyone to have the wrong idea. I care about them.

>>10818783
Yeah, wish me goodnight. I'm about to bed.

>>10819076
Children hurtin and hear them crying

Making folders is such a drag.

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So it's games, you want, huh?

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>>10819055
>Maaaaybeeeee a Payday Game in-between me getting off work and writing a new batch of Gauntlet events.

>>10819135
>Interesting. Rolling.

>>10819135
Gimme