HG THREAD
>>10809769 (Irotsuki)
>Realizing she's really become an amnesiac, she starts to sweat
Ahem An iro is... ah ah, a very tasty cake that... looks like it's painted! Yeah that's right!
Now if you excuse I... I gotta go do stuff
>Get the fuck out even though it's written on the contract Irotsuki signed that she gives up all pursuits against the Fyxe hosting organization in case of severe brain or body damage
>>10809795
Oh. I see. Have a nice break then! Bye!
>>10809787
Ah ok. Nevermind then
>>10809833
>>10809329
>It's fine, I'm heading to sleep anyway so good night, Fyxe
everyone's here
>>10809817
>>10809817
>>10809817
Cute
BOARD GAMES 377 CONCLUDES HERE
SHOUT TO IMAGE LIMIT ANON
>Previously, on the HG threads... >>10811997
>fyxe is back
>at the same time astaroth is back
>and this cancerous shit right here >>10809818 >>10809833
>>10815015
Watch the uids
>>10814999
>Defuses
>the hydrogen bomb.
So, what are you going to do? Put another hydrogen bomb?
>tfw theres a new episode of animation vs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhikdD6Hf2M
>>10815013
>Person replying to slides prevails over some faggot filler
Is there a sweeter feeling?
>>10815013
Who would pay a ransom for her? It's obvious it's a cheap impersonator of a well-known person. The name gives it away
>>10815013
Oh well. If you aren't of any worth alive, then at least you'll be useful dead.
>>10815026
I must admit. It has been quite entertaining. Thanks for the ride.
Oh and...
Congrats I guess.
>>10815022
>defusing an actual fucking nuke
The madman
>>10815026
Savage
>>10815026
>>10815026
>>10815043
Oh. It's over already?
Thank you for the spot, and thank you for the game.
>>10815026
Congratulations to the orange-haired fellow. It was a good show out there.
>>10815043
Thank you for hosting.
>>10815026
Winning.
>>10815043
Two kills isn't too bad for a comeback I guess
>>10815043
>Thanks for hosting
>Congrats
>>10815055
>boob demon
>she has no tiddy
Good morning.
>>10815026
Congratulations.
>>10815043
Thank you.
>>10815043
Thanks for playing, you all were great.
>>10815048
F-For a host I mean
>>10815043
>thanks for hostinf though
If you are trying to get a program, but the download seems suspicious, hit "run" instead of "save". That way, if it is a virus, it won't be saved to your computer.
>>10815059
Yeah I know. The artist gave it this name. Isn't it deliciously post-modern?
>>10815072
Oh. Yeah, seeing all of the tributes you dislike/hate die immediately.
>>10815076
>>10815072
>>10815077
No.
>>10815084
The one he hates the most came second though.
>>10815043
I am aware that there is another tournament running, no? It should prove equally frustrating earning no ground in this one as it was the previous! I look forward to nothing.
Good game, well played.
>>10815098
>Asks if this a better feeling
>I give him an answer
Anon, I...
>>10814941
>THE CRIMSON DEMON moves her staff and holds her hand for the demon to take.
Then, I shall temporarily mitigate my crimson aura and allow for you to get up with my aid.
Come, accept my hand forever be bound to me, hellspawn.
>>10815091
Oh...
>>10815109
ye my bad
>>10815098
>hates the most
>hates
A distaste is a more appropriate word.
>>10815122
Like how you have a distaste for puss?
>>10815113
is that spider man?
>>10815113
Fuck I thought those were emojis on her shirt
>>10815113
>sort of just glances off inattentivly
...
>Turns 360 and walks away
>>10815122
It's the only one you go to great lenghts to annoy though.
>>10815134
>Implying I didn't smash alien cunny back when Squid still played Aizawa on the down-low
>>10815112
>It seems that her wounds have been magically healed, thanks to the game coming to an end. With her blue skin shining as it was meant to be, she feels her confidence coming back.
Hmm what? Forever... ahem. I was thinking about something more along the lines of a fixe-term contract you know?... Do you even have a contract? No need to put tiny paragraphs in it too, I know the tricks.
>>10815149
Kamina no, you can't fuck alien rurururules girls.
>>10809818
I need more 3d of her.
>>10815165
As opposed to fucking you?
>>10815141
Emoji Movie surely influences you
>Doomguy will never fuck Astaroth
>>10815176
That's also against the rules.
>>10815146
>great lengths
It takes me 2 seconds to jumble up a name.
With furfags creating the threads, it won't be long before HG is 100% furfags.
HG is like America, except it's furfags taking over the population instead of niggers and spics.
>Looks over from digging around in the change receptacle of a vending machine.
Is someone talking about me?
>Never going to have Avatarfag games
>nobody will pitch in to make events for a mashup code
>>10815139
It's not actually Spider man... Simply my annoying roomate who likes to cosplay.
I know what you're gonna say "ditch him" but he makes really good food and clean the flat for me, so I tolerate him...
>>10815141
I wanted to emoji T-shirt but those were sold-out. Talk about a shit luck.
>>10815142
>She simply stares and thinks : "Man this anon really doesn't know anything about modern art"
>>10815189
No, go away
>>10815189
No, go away
>>10815182
Who is that guy?
>>10815199
>>10815203
Okay, good.
>Tfw Rikka is back
No
Please
>>10815220
Who?
>>10815193
>Expecting other people to care about your idea enough to put aside their own lives and work to do yours.
>>10815185
>implying that's all you do
still the only one tho
>>10815228
The girl from The Nutshack
>>10815248
It's the what?
>>10815252
ITS
>>10815229
What in the fuck is that monster
>>10815255
Shrek
>>10815229
>trying to remember the faces of hg to see who this image is of
>after a whole minute i finally notice miss piggy
>>10815206
Hellslayer. You know how humans have thier crazy myths and fears about us? He's ours about them. Stay far, far away from him Astaroth.
>>10815255
A black woman. Apparently they're people now.
>>10815164
What? No!
>Megumeme releases Astaroth's hand and pinches her blue skin to pull on it
Are you sure this isn't all but an elaborate costume?! You clearly do not understand the situation!
I spared your life, and for that it is now mine! The extent of our contract is for eternity until I release you from it! By taking my hand, you have signed it, so your soul is now within my possession! Do you understand or do you require these terms to be beat into you?
>>10815165
>Too late
>>10815189
No, go away.
>>10815274
>miss
I couldn't even tell it was human, let alone female.
>>10815238
What else do I do then?
>still the only one tho
That doesn't mean I hate them.
>>10815275
Oh yeah? Is he really that bad? Are you sure he's not the "I blow up disgusting abominations all day long but drop my pants at the faintest sight of a succubus" kind of guy? I know those all too well.
They are great lays.
>>10815304
No, he's the "Kill anything that isn't human" kind of guy.
>>10815298
>kys silver queef
That aint'y ou?
>>10815189
Every one of us,
every single one of us.
Go back to digging.
Guys how do I get good at bowling.
>>10815311
>sliver queen
Audible chuckle.
>>10815310
Aka the normal kind of guy.
>>10815324
kys bowlin
>>10815324
throw the ball and hit the pins down
>>10815324
You don't.
>>10815285
>>10815322
Alright, mixed messages here. Starting to feel like somebody's talking about me.
>>10815324
Stay home and watch the Big Lebowski.
>>10815304
Every demon he has ever found is dead. While claiming such a prize would give us unimaginable fame I will not take my chances.
>>10815311
Only the ones with my sets of images. All of the anonposts is someone else.
>>10815325
yeah but he's not calling him that.
>>10815345
I was talking about you.
you a cute.
>>10815324
DM Adachi, he is good at bowling and he would love to help you out if you ask nicely
>>10815351
Oh. Uhhh, thanks?
>>10815347
Hellslayer's a faggot. He can eat my cunt.
>>10815285
Ouch ouch! Okay okay! I get it please stop!
>THE SEMEN DEMON lets out pathetic whimpers as THE CRIMSON DEMON pinches her.
>It's pathetic but then again, Astaroth is actually really weak, no wonder the only game she's ever won was a Lenny game... Four months ago.
I suppose... I suppose... I don't have much choice then... Invisible contracts like that should be illegals but... So be it! I'm yours!
(Maybe I'll get back my powers if I stick with her long enough, who knows)
How should I call you...Mistress...? The name's Astaroth.
>>10815304
Hey uh you know Dante? Not that demon faggot from the devil may cry me a fucking river games, but the Dante who only cared about his family? Yeah he's sort of like that.
>>10815359
>faggot
>eat my cunt
>>10815367
Are you slow in the melon? Why the fuck would I make him do something he enjoys?
>>10815373
Who wouldn't enjoy eating your cunt?
>>10815378
Faggots, duh!
>>10815378
Parker.
First 24 for a quickie game. If you call this bait you're banned.
Would it be possible to ava a "collective" character? I.e. a hivemind of sorts.
Pic related, but only to the topic.
Afternoon, losers.
>>10815384
This.
>>10815387
Kirino
>>10815026
>>Person replying to slides prevails over some faggot filler
>Reigen
>rping to slides
You're a fucking retard.
>>10815387
>>10815324
kys adachi
>>10815387
Derp Guy
>>10815387
Kuroyuri
>>10815387
Lord Beerus
>>10815387
Faggot
>>10815346
This is the only answer that I'll accept, I'm just embarrassing myself here.
>>10815392
>watch the gif
>I swear to god if this is Baron
>GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
>>10815387
Orencio
>>10815387
Stalker
>>10815390
>It's like a hole, it's possible if you force it in.
>>10815310
Oh yeah, the "killjoy" kind of guy. Gotcha!
>She conjures a Notebook and writes "Doomguy's name on her "STAY AWAY THE FUCK OUT FROM" list
>Which happen to be just another fuck list, just an underused one
>>10815327
The boring kind of guy...
>>10815347
What kind of demon are you anon? An archdemon? An overloard? Maybe you're just fresh out of succ's high? I assure you. One doesn't take down Astaroth easily. What you're saying only makes me want to find him quicker.
>>10815387
Astaroth
>>10815387
Syria
>>10815387
Shirai Kuroko
>>10815387
THE CRIMSON DEMON
some1 play chess with me
https://lichess.org/wodgYWy9
>>10815387
The Dodgy Mother
>>10815387
Wolfgang Grimmer
>>10815387
Lerd Bers
>>10815387
Mixmaster
>>10815387
gave the pope undertale
>>10815409
Kek, but I always greet as them with that gif.
>>10815398
>>10815387
Reigen Arataka
>>10815387
Ganondorf
>>10815387
Suzuka Gozen
>>10815363
Are you talking about that one guy who descended into hell right into Paradise... He's still kind of a local star even in the netherworld...
Too self-righteous for my taste but he's okay... Even demons love his poems
>>10815446
kys with your double standards
>>10815428
>>10815449
I ship these entry images.
>>10815387
Smug Noxious Scythe User
>>10815398
>>10815419
Hey you know what's fun? Bashing heads, bashing mutated heads, bashing mutated heads with the butt of a rifle, you ever did it you horned... You know your blue color is conflicting with your demon looking ass figure.
>>10815345
Responding to you
is close enough to talking.
Therefore, you are right.
>>10815390
>Elaborate?
>>10815390
>hi
>>10815387
Zer0
>>10815403
>>10815392
Oh great it's another one of those feminine boys who think they're hot stuff.
Shouldn't you be face down in a real man's bed already?
>>10815387
Aizawa Ryou
>>10815469
>Siiiiiiiiiigh.
Yeah, fine, okay. You win, smart guy.
>>10815463
Saying "hurr accept this challeng" and then fucking off for the rest of the game isn't RP, cancer.
>>10815387
>>10815387
cmake install GENTOO
>>10815490
>>10815490
>>10815491
Isn't that Debian
Check it.
>>10815469
Like, for example, avaing an entire beehive. Multiple individuals acting as one, probably using a lot of "we" on their speech.
>>10815490
>this dumb fucking faggot
>>10815466
Yeah those are legitimate fun hobby I admit, I used to do that back in the days, but it gets stale after a while. There's so much more you can do with someone with their head still attached you know?
...
...
How's that conflicting though? I didn't know only smurfs had the right to have beautiful blue skin now.
>>10815514
Niiiiice.
>>10815490
Don't bother nigger, he'll just reply with his passive-aggressive meme images.
The whiteknights can go kill themselves though.
>>10815514
Hurr accept this challeng.
>>10815514
I'm paired with the demon-hating weirdo... But at least I've got a sexy witch to compensate.
It's not so bad...
Let's get going
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvbctTRpD0A
>>10815514
Man it's been a while since I've done this...
Let's go.
>>10815514
It's an acceptable roster in my eyes.
>She starts moving both of her shoulders afterwards, she began to twist her body from left to right.
Now then, let's begin.
>>10815484
S-shut up, before I make you scream louder than in yours! The only reason I haven't had my magic devour these losers is because my master refuses to let me outside of these games! It's INFURIATING!
>>10815532
based Reigen BTFO the haters once again
DAB ON DEM HATERS!
>>10815485
>Zer0 curls up his arm in front of him like he's flexing a bicep, but instead just elbow-drops slightly in a fist-pump motion.
Victory.
>>10815514
The slaughter awaits.
A crimson tide in the green.
Let's make it happen.
>>10815515
>Kinda reminds me of Ruby playing the 6/7 Nanas (I actually forgot how many there are). You could definitely make it work.
>>10815550
cringe
>>10815550
>>10815515
So Silver Queen.
>>10815532
>tfw laughed so hard I almost choked
I've got to stop eating while I'm here
>>10815514
Can I have a non-depressed teammate?
>>10815522
First thing, not beautiful, second thing, NOT beautiful...
Yeah that's all I wanted to say, you freak.
>>10815542
YOU ARE IN DISTRICT 5! Don't you even dare pull the strings to make it seem like we are anything close to paired up!
>Kang the conquerer
>Marvel didn't make him black
Why????
>>10815550
Can you stop sucking your boyfriend's dick for one second, Kaminigger?
>>10815552
>>10815552
Yeah.... Alright. Let's just work together, alright?
https://lichess.org/7naS1rlY fite me pls
i'm bored
>>10815542
>astaroth using random numbers for an image name
what did you do to the real one
meow
>>10815558
But Silver Queen doesn't RP??
>>10815565
Nice damage control
>>10815549
Master? So I was right, you really are a boytoy for someone else... How cute, master his afraid that his prissy little pet exhaust himself.
>sighs
Man give me a break... You guys are always searching excuses for your faillures, I don't see you winning any games either.
Reminds me of that Landkarte guy... But at least he had some kind of class going on for him.
>>10815577
>they don't rp constantly means they don't rp ever
The state of shitposting at the current moment
>>10815570
>I simply forgot to name that one. Also I modify my filenames a lot
Okay rigging done
>>10815560
You sounds upset. Maybe you'd like to talk about it around a nice glass of beer. It's good to release some tensions once in a while.
...
And yeah my bad, I'm with the red-haired weirdo instead... I'm not sure if that's better though
>>10815602
Hey. You look sort of reliable. Want to tag along?
>>10815478
>>10815558
No because I'm not talking about multiple entities forming a larger one, I'm talking about separate individuals with a collective consciousness of sorts.
>>10815552
Except the Nanas actually had different personalities.
>>10815602
>She puts a massive [REDACTED] at the opposite of the place of their meeting.
Traps crave that kind of stuff like drug. He won't bother us if he's too buzy with that.
Alright, why did you want to see me, Lord Bers?
>1. Don't accept challenge
>2. Anons don't get mad you aren't there for your challenge
>3. ???
>4. Memes
>>10815602
>>10815616
>Grimmer drops his bag on the ground and extends an arm for a handshake, his infectious smile unmoving.
Of course! Having someone to rely on is a rare commodity in these parts.
And you are...?
>>10815598
>those thighs and tum
UNNNNNNNNNNNGH IM GONNA NUT
>>10815602
...Wait why am I doin this?
>>10815612
Okay now you are speaking my language, you got any or am I gonna have to be the one who pays up?
>>10815621
Are you trying to play the hive from Rick and Morty?
Something like that is doable so yeah go ahead
>>10815630
Ryou. Aizawa Ryou.
>She holds out an open hand.
You can just call me Ryou.
>>10815633
There is a succubus thread on /d/ with a decent amount of Astaroth lewds
>>10815633
Please put your tributes into the box in front of my HG lockroom.
And try to be clean
>>10815569
>nobody wants to play
o-oh
ok
>>10815567
>Zer0's arm lowers to his side as his helmet suddenly beams out in red light: "(o)>". Whatever that means. Perhaps his next haiku may explain it.
Birds of a feather
don't need to flock together.
And I fly solo.
>>10815621
>Yeah, but it's the same general concept. I suppose maybe just number who's speaking by starting off each dialogue bit with "#:". Just an idea.
>>10815602
That fucking witch has a reason for crying now, doesn't she?
Suzuka infiltrating the Vatican. Exciting!
>>10815646
LINK IT UP NIGGA
>>10815659
I just said it's on /d/
>>10815646
>>10815659
THIS. LINK IT.
>>10815654
I'd play but my device isn't compatible sorry
>>10815507
cmake is just a compiler manager.
The real joke is using cmake to INSTALL GENTOO.
>>10815656
Oh did the cat lose my trail?
...
It was better in my mind.
>>10815655
Oh thank god. No offense, like, teamwork is nice and all but I really didn't want to have to work with you.
>>10815656
Why am I working with this guy...?
>>10815659
>>10815666
>>>/d/7564555
>>10815361
Invisible?! No no no! See, when our hands touched, a pact beyond flesh was formed! A unbreakable tether that is not visible to even the trained eye! You should be able to touch me with or without my crimson aura scalding your insides, b-but do not think of fighting me! The rest of my abilities will kill you!
>Megumeme holds her staff up defensively, but her guard lowers upon being inquired.
That's an excellent question, hm you should call me... THE CATALYST OF CONUNDRUM, THE DAMNED DESTROYER, THE EXPLOSIVE ENIGMA...
>THE CRIMSON DEMON strikes a pose and her only exposed eye glows.
THE CRIMSON DEMON!
...did you get all of that? You have to say it all when addressing me!
>>10815682
My penis thanks you. So do I.
>>10815602
>The young sovereign walks around the location, rubbing her right eye.
Tis a boring morning this day... though, that would be expected since no one seem to have the need to acquire my services.
>>10815656
Hmmmm...
>She doesn't bother to turn around, merely moving her right hand towards the sword lay on her left hip.
("Appears I am being followed... Hmph, just means I have to be on guard.")
>>10815643
>Grimmer takes a firm grip of Ryou's hand, shaking it as he tells the young woman his name.
Grimmer. Wolfgang Grimmer. You can just call me Grimmer though.
>He winks, and pulls back from their handshake to pick up his bag again.
Well then! Guess we should be off, no? There's plenty to do out here, and we're wasting daylight by just standing around.
>>10815587
Don't you dare call my chief of staff that you blue whore!!
>Kuroyuri sprints off in a rage. For once they disobey thier chief's orders to meet Astaroth, causing them to foolishly attack Beerus and get obliterated in the game.
>>10815656
>THE CRIMSON DEMON fixes a saddle onto her horse.
>>10815656
OH SHIT LADS RUN
>>10815716
Kinky
>>10815710
>Aizawa shakes her hand in the air after the painful handshake.
Uhhh, yeah... Sure. Not really sure where we're going though.
>>10815719
I guess we're just going.
>>10815656
>Hurtling downward on the snowy slope of a mountain on a shoddy pair of skis, Zer0 has never felt more alive: ":D".
Dashing through the snow
on a pair of wooden boards,
killing all the way.
>>10815677
>The assassin's helmet projection changes as he cocks his head: "?".
Reason?
>>10815719
>All it took was a single sniper shot to down the beast. As Zer0 watches the monstrosity fall through the sight of his rifle, he's beaming. Both figuratively and literally: ":D".
Bulls-eye!
>>10815743
Hey, like I said, no offense, but...
...You're kind of a smart-ass.
>>10815719
Most of you survived that so we've still got a ways to go.
>>10815756
H-HEY I DIDN'T MEAN IT! THERE WAS JUST A PRANK ON YOUR BACK OR SOMETHING!
I-I MEAN A BUG!
>>10815756
BASED Reigen btfoing THE HATERS
>>10815733
>>10815756
>Grimmer checks his watch, then turns back around to face Ryou.
Unfortunately, I think we're going to have to be cutting ties early, Ryou. I've got to attend dinner with a strange woman I've never met. Unless you'd like to come along - I'm sure she wouldn't mind an extra partygoer.
>>10815719
YOU MUTATED CAT FU-
>Tosses an infinitely expanding ball into the thread
>leaves
>>10815780
>Sends the ball to the Shadow Realm
>>10815777
H-Hey, I mean, I'm always open to come to dinner parties! Especially fancy ones hosted by people I've never met!
>She grabs onto the man's hand and pulls it toward her.
Please, you've gotta take me!
>>10815780
>puts it in an infinitely contracting box
>>10815780
>tries to move away from hiding spot
>can't get out in time
>gets crushed by the ball and dies
>>10815719
>Hearing the blaring sounds coming above her, Syria looks rather confused as many individuals passes her by.
("What in blazes is the ru-")
>Behind her a massive explosion could be heard behind the princess. Not wanting to stay in her current location, the princess gets a move on. Taking her hand off one of her swords and going into mad dash for the exit.
>>10815756
My skin is ever perfect... my soul is ever eternal!
>A light faint green aura surrounds her as she lays her back on the ground.
>>10815754
>Another change in helmet projections: "-_-".
The greatest reason,
the one to end all others.
Stellar deduction.
>He's not exactly helping to disprove her point. Though, maybe that's his intention.
>>10815756
>He debriefs quite well, better than greatly, ASTOUNDINGLY well. Debriefer of the year right here.
>>10815756
I didn't expect that from Kirino of all people.
>>10815637
Sure, what do you want? I've got plenty. Blonde, Pale ale, Irish Red, Vodka...
>As she says this, with a snap of a finger, several bottle materialize and float around her, bathed in a blue light.
>>10815712
All barks, no bite... As usual. Damn, Past are the days where traps were subby and well-behaved... I guess it's a sign of the time.
>>10815696
(Damn, does she have to be that obnoxiously flamboyant? Nobody told her no one talks like that in hell anymore? Get with the time already...)
>She keeps her thoughts to herself and simply nods as Megumin does her speech, taking notes.
I think... I think I got it. Do I have to scream though?
>She gazes into Megumin's eyes, looks like she does...
I... I understood THE CATALYST OF CONUNDRUM, THE DAMNED DESTROYER, THE EXPLOSIVE ENIGMA... THE CRIMSON DEMON.
>She bows down in excessive flattery.
I'm awaiting your orders...
(This shit better be worth it)
>>10815806
Yeah, you see? You're not disproving my point at all.
Sorry, but smart-asses and I usually don't get a long well. Mostly because I'm, well, not one...
>>10815807
Man, I'm on a roll today! So what girlfriend things do you want to do?
>>10815788
Ah, I suppose there can't be too much harm in it. The more the merrier, right? Let's just hope she prepared enough chairs.
>Grimmer gently lets go of Ryou's hand and leads her to where the dinner party was being hosted.
>>10815807
>With Reigen's back turned, and him rambling on for what seemed like hours, Grimmer slowly manages to release his bonds from the inside. He quietly creeps out of the room, being polite enough to shut the door behind him.
>>10815807
Do note that this is only necessary for our own survival.
>>10815807
>Surveying the local color turns out to be way more boring than anticipated. The assassin ends up entertaining himself by sneaking up on unsuspecting cattle and practicing his skills on them. After finding many a mutilated cow left in his wake, locals begin panickedly spreading the myth of one who comes at night and methodically eviscerates their livestock: El Chupacabra.
>>10815818
Opposites attract.
>The projection changes back to ":D".
Are we off on the wrong foot?
A likely story.
>>10815807
Aw hell, it's happening again.
>>10815829
>Ryou takes a seat with fork and knife in hand.
Alright! Let's get the grub going!
>>10815832
O-oh, yeah... of course.
>>10815839
I dunno... I feel like even if we tried again you'd, y'know, just do that whole smart-ass thing again.
>>10815844
Man... This guy has an escape pod full of pudding?
>Aizawa waits around to see if the owner is nearby... then hijacks it.
>>10815844
This game got redpilled real fucking quick
>>10815844
>Too caught up in trying to get another perfect shot into a tribute, the assassin doesn't notice how close the timer is ticking down until it's too late.
Burning...
You know it's Nick Crompton and my collar stay poppin'
Yes, I can rap and no, I am not from Compton
ENGLAND IS MY CITY
And if it weren't for Team 10, then the US would be shitty
I'll pass it to Chance 'cause you know he stay litty
>>10815844
FINAL 2
WILL REIGEN PULL OFF ANOTHER WIN
OR WILL SYRIA COME OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
>>10815827
>>10815851
'Girlfriend things'? Excuse me, but I do not recall being a relationship with someone as... unsightly as you. However, i'll humor and ask of you to do one simple thing...
>She outstretches her left hand, looking dead at the other woman's eyes.
Shake my hand.
>>10815844
By the gods, why in the hell does this keep on happening!?
>>10815868
DAB ON DEM MUTHAFUCKING HATERS REIGEN
>>10815868
>>10815851
>Zer0 thinks about this for several seconds, tapping a solitary finger on his chin as he does: "..."
Probably.
>>10815809
...
>The masked man simply moves his backpack to the front to pull out a bottle of vodka
Yeah I don't want anything that your radioactive fumes hold, I have my own vodka.
>>10815868
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>10815870
No, nonono, I meant, like, we're friends but we're also girls!
...
>Aizawa just shuts up and puts a hand out.
>>10815880
See? Definitely not any wrong footery here. You've just got to work on your people skills.
>>10815851
Unfortunately, our host seems to be missing. I believe that's a buffet table over there, so perhaps she's leaving us to our own devices, to get our own food. Certainly adds to the mystery, right?
>Grimmer gets out of his seat, fixing a plate for himself.
>>10815868
Haha...it seems the Magnificent Steiner couldn't make his way out of this one...
>>10815899
Yeah, I guess....
...
Tell you what, I'll stay here and look around, you check out the kitchen. I'll let you know if I find anything.
>>10815868
??????????
>>10815885
Paranoid much? Heh your choice. That only means more beer for me so...
>She grabs one of the floating vodka as the others vanishes from existence. She chugs it down without any ounce of class
So what's up?
>>10815917
>>10815917
>tfw can tell from how long the bolded white lines are
:^)
>>10815917
Quick and to the point. I like her style.
Alright guys, how do I get good at laser tag?
>>10815927
>gropes
>>10815931
Don't hold the gun backwards, mate.
GUYS
????!?!?!?!?
>>10815868
...My luck seems to be good as of late. But, I fear the outcome of this battle is all but decided.
>>10815888
Huh.
>She firmly grasp the woman's hand, shaking it rather slowly before letting go.
I believe that word for my kind is called... companions.
>>10815917
Begone with you!
>With a hefty kick to the man's rear, the sovereign walks away with a triumphant look on her face.
>Eat it Raygun
>>10815939
>>10815931
Use real guns
>>10815917
>>10815939
>>10815941
Ah, right. Right. Companions.
I knew that.
If you need to black out your slides so that people even LOOK at them, then maybe you should make your code interesting?
>>10815931
don't get flanked
>>10815915
Alright, sounds like a plan! Maybe the one who calls herself a demon will show up eventually. Having something to eat while on the search will be a great help too.
>Grimmer makes his way to the Crimson Demon's kitchen, eating off his plate as he does so.
>>10815917
Congratulations to Ms. Syria, and thank you for the game!
>>10815933
>It was merely an hologram
>But inside the hologram, there was a (you)
>>10815888
>The assassin shrugs, bending his arms at the elbow and extending them forward as he does so, as if to say "oh, well." His helmet likewise says the same thing: ":/".
I have people skills
Just in disemboweling them.
Not conversation.
meanwhile in ms paint
>>10815972
Yeah! Great thinking, you and I.
>Aizawa just sits at the table the whole god damn time.
>>10815974
Yeeaaaah, that's not good. You're not supposed to disembowel people. I'm, like, a hundred percent certain people need those things to survive. Don't you like surviving? I sure do.
>>10815941
I don't know how to make good winscreens so just give me an image you'd like to see used in one, and I'll work with it.
Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life
-- Steve Jobs (1955-2011)
>>10815998
I can get behind this winner. A cutie.
Thank you for the ride
>>10815919
>He drinks the drink before trying to chug it all down, before flinging it on the floor
What ya say? The only thing up is a bit of spinning clouds...
>twists, breaking bones and ripping organs apart, collapsing in on themself, forming a human ball out of themself.
>reforms into a greater lifeform
>>10815987
>>10816000
says the cancerous dead faggot
>>10815939
....Absolutely an embarrassing finale. Still, a win is a win.
>>10815959
Yes, clearly. Now, I bid you... adieu.
>The sovereign walks away from the woman.
>>10815998
>This image will do well.
>>10816030
Hey, come on! I thought we were companions!
>She follows.
Companions don't just abandon each other, right? We stick together!
>>10815809
Yes! That will suffice! For now.
After all of that battering and conquering, I am parched. Do you have anything to drink? Maybe some milk?
"Look at muh slide" edits are kinda cringe tb.h.
>>10816013
("Oh boy, I found a smart one, didn't I...? Must be those radioactive fumes".)
No I mean, how is life treating you, that kind of stuff. I've heard cloaked demon-hating weirdos are living the dreams nowadays. I need to know.
>>10816038
Nobody is going to look at that if you
you're not going to censor it
>>10815992
>The assassin's helmet suddenly goes dark.
I enjoy the kill.
The feeling of blade in flesh.
They do not matter.
>>10815998
Congratulations.
>>10816038
Thank you.
>>10815931
Be very aware of your surroundings, listen to everything, don't ignore even the slightest noise.
>t. Huntsman
>>10816054
Uhhh....
>>10816046
"Look at muh my opinion" posts are kinda cringe tb.h.
>>10816038
>Getting last place only added salt to the wound. But they understood that this was clearly the price for disobeying orders. At least they were forgiven for it.
>>10815992
>Grimmer searches the kitchen for any signs of life, hoping their host would show up eventually. After looking around for a couple of minutes, he pokes his head back out to check on Ryou. When he sees her sitting at the table, his smile fades and he calls out to her.
How long have you been taking a break? We need to get to work, this was your idea after all!
"Look at this dumb thing I posted" posts are kind of cringe desu-ne.
>>10816047
I know, I was kidding, and I'm living a dream everytime I find myself a treasure or anything shiny and valuable.
>blocks the content of this post unless you watch my advertisement first
>>10816083
>Aizawa suddenly look straight up.
Have you, uhh, looked at the ceiling here? Man, that's an interesting design. I was thinking it might have some sort of clue.
>>10816092
>watches it
Wow it's fucking nothing
>blocks the images of this slide unless you read my event text first
>>10816100
I know
>>10816068
Nice, I win.
Post what you're listening to because god knows this thread is going to crash and burn now that the game is over
>>10816041
>She stops in her tracks.
...True, but to put it bluntly. My words are less than stellar compared to the inhabitants of this local. Though if you are willing to be my companion even with that warning, I take it that you are looking for a bit of normalcy in this place.
>>10816061
>Noting her unease, Zer0 takes a more relaxed stance as his helmet lights up again, this time with his namesake number: "0".
Not here.
>The assassin shoots an arm out and uses two fingers to point at the Arena they were both just in.
There.
>>10816038
I should have won!
>>10816102
please stop memeing me
i only did it because all the cool kids are doing it too
>>10816121
Just say you won. No one can prove otherwise.
>>10816116
https://x0.at/fsx.mp3
>>10816116
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h71NBBbOjmw
>wins
>>10816097
>Grimmer shrugs and heads back to the table, his search of the kitchen completed.
Oh well. If she hasn't showed up by now, I doubt she will anytime in the future. We should just enjoy the food while we're here - what little is left!
>>10816116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_XyJF-J1Dk
>>10816043
Hmm Yeah of course, please hold on a minute.
>Astaroth snaps her fingers and a collection of various bottles, from cheap beers to deadly poisons levitates around her. She'd normally propose Megumin a beer but she assumes she isn't the one to drink... Unless she's one of those "I'm actually 1000!" kind of little girls, but Megumin is just too childish for that theory to be true.
>She grabs a bootle of pearly white milk.
I've got this one... Straight from an Orc Broodmother's chest. Pretty hard stuff, but it should be to your liking...
mistress...
>>10816117
I don't really get what that means, but that's alright. Loyalty among friends is way more important than understanding weird words like that, right?
>>10816119
Yeah, still not feeling very safe.
I think it's best we, uhh, you know, don't team up. Ever.
>>10816154
I whole heatedly agree! If she hasn't come by now, surely she left the food here for us on purpose, right?
>>10816173
>those crippled tits
>vomits
>>10816173
https://youtu.be/ysPtBjY8o_A
>>10816184
>>10816116
Whoopsie.
I was gonna say that I'm gonna go now Demon
>>10816179
Yes, loyalty to is heavily valued. Well to my people and me at least.
>>10816086
>>10816184
So it must be a paradise for you then. That place is full of treasures when you know where to look at.
In fact...
>She takes out a scroll from her cleavage.
I have something you might like.
>>10816182
Can you go vomit elsewhere?
>>10816197
Oh okay
>puts down the map
Until next time then
>>10816209
>vomits on your tits
Aussa smells like farts.
>>10816179
Right!
>Grimmer stands up again, his plate now empty. He places it on the end of the table like the rest of the partygoers, then adjusts his bag.
For someone who refused to show her face, she certainly had some good food to give us. I'll be ready to leave when you are!
>>10816116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05vC8lMeelg
Prawns/shrimp are the most patrician-tier seafood.
Prove me wrong
>>10816215
...........................................................
>Astaroth is so fucking pissed she gleams with the light of godmodding. Stars, earth, heaven and hell alike tremble before her wrath! Anon you're gonna get so fucked...
.
.
.
>slaps you
>>10816230
Sharks exists
>>10816235
>the vomit gets all over her hand and spills in all directions
>no relevant results
Can anyone explain?
>>10816230
>Shrimp
Nibba this best be some next level bait
>>10816243
D-Damn it...
>She conjures a water hose and cleans herself
Sheesh... it was just an elaborate plan to see my T-shirt wet, isn't it?
>Sprays the anon
>>10816243
>>10816271
>W-Wrong pic
>>10816236
Post all of them.
>>10816116
>The radio at work, dunno what specific song.
>>10816179
Understood.
>The assassin stuffs his hands into his pockets. He's silent for a moment.
If we meet in there-
>The assassin just gestures to the Arena with a head nod this time.
I will show you my power.
Don't expect mercy.
>>10816260
They exist as a result of evolution
That's a real fucking philisofical question, does anything have a reason to exist?
I believe we as induvidus decide the reasons why we exist, but since a potato is can't think, it pretty much exists purely to replicate.
>>10816230
>shrimp
...
My fucking nigga
>>10816287
I wish I was as popular as the blue demon
>>10816304
>implying potatoes don't have thoughts, hopes, dreams and aspirations
Potatoes deserve equal rights.
Araragi's credit score is 542. Laugh at that faggot the next time you see him.
>>10816309
>>10816173
>Megumeme sets her staff down behind her on the floor before grabbing the bottle and opening it. She then turns it upside down and pours it out.
No. My current form requires smooth yet supple liquid, not some syrup similar to butter in desperate need of churning. Try again.
>>10816314
are we talking about the potatoes you turn into curly fries, or the Irish?
>>10816304
There is no reason for our existence, for our existence - our life - is only a vision; a dream. Nothing exists save empty space and you - and you are but a though.
>>10816320
>>10816328
Both
>>10816304
Yes, but how do they replicate?
Look, trees make tasty fruit so that animals eat them. Inside of the fruit are seeds that survive digestion, so the animal will then go far away and shit the seeds out and a new tree will grow there.
But potatoes are underground, who's going to eat them?
On top of that they are toxic, so they are definitely not for eating. But then why do they make those huge nutritious bulbs?
If you want Jude's personal information contact me at AlienMode at Gmail
>>10816310
It's not all rainbows and flowers though, I can't go anymore without some faceless beta asking for a "succ" as if I'm the kind to waste time with fast food.
...
If you really wish though, plenty of doctors do skin color surgery nowadays. It's hip to be blue
>>10816309
>>10816320
>>10816343
That's the good shit. You got the snake one?
>>10816271
>fucking dies
It's time for Cancer Games everyone. First 24 gets to stay on my aircraft.
>>10816348
Potatoes have flowers that can be polinated
They also essentially clone themselves underground to some extend
>>10816343
>>10816365
Kuroyuri
>>10816373
>>10816366
But then why did they evolve into being perfect for consumption?
>>10816365
Astaroth
Hi Archer!
>>10691956
>>10691956
>>10691956
ASGORE HOSTING HERE
>image limit soon
It's not a mistake if I correct it. I'll take people in a new thread.
>>10816365
Wolfgang Grimmer
>>10816365
Elias Ainsworth
>>10816385
>>10816365
Aron
>>10816365
perro caca
>>10816365
Syria
>>10816365
Penguin
>>10816365
Larcher
>>10816365
Captain Luna
>>10816365
Reigen Arataka
>>10816365
Mouse Princess
>>10816365
Overhaul
>>10816365
Ichigo Kurosaki
>>10816365
GARFIELD
>>10816322
>>10816322
H-Hey what are you doing! Don't spill it on the ground! Do you even know how much that thing co-
S-Sorry Mistress, I forgot myself for a moment
>She sighs
It's the only thing I have though. And the nearest market is 30 miles from here, do I really have to...
>She looks into Megumin's eyes. She DOES have to...
....
>Fastfowards 20 minutes later.
> Astaroth comes back with a bottle of milk. A fresh, biological, high calcium, 0% fat, made for small and delicate wizards, bottle of milk.
Will.. *pants* Will this one do?
>>10816361
>catches his souls before it ascends
>Puts it inside a pickle jar
Another one to my collection.
>>10816365
Dragon girl
>>10816414
Fuck off, you cancerous, porn-spamming leech. I hope you realize nobody wants you around, here or on Discord.
>>10816385
Post the gay ones
>>10816484
>>10816387
They kind of didn't. Only ripe potatoes are edible. If they aren't ripe they're poisonous
>>10816483
You seem mad.
>>10816350
Post it here you faggot, I dare you
>>10816496
>>10816365
Five-Seven Monkey Business
>>10816496
>>10816511
Where's tHE SNAKE ONE
>>10816502
HMMMMMM
SAW starts tomorrow night, right?
>>10816365
Eric Andre at some pizza restaurant thing
Wait a minute I thought you died
>>10816527
yep
>>10816526
>underage potato is toxic
Makes me think
>>10816519
>>10816567
yesss
>tfw Archer baited us
>>10816572
>>10816527
Start Timer
http://itsalmo.st/#timeforthestartofthesummersecretavatarweekendevent
End Timer
http://itsalmo.st/#timeforthesummersecretavatarweekendeventtoend
>>10816597
>Assgore is being a hoshidog again
>>10816597
fuck this i'm just going to use my previous SA agaub
>>10816600
>not realising Hoshi is being an Asgoredog
>>10816511
>>10816620
>>10816597
>I know this is petty, but I'd just prefer the title be "Gauntlet."