HG Hunger Games Thread
First unlimited.
Everybody is banned.
LET'S GO
>>10799355
Irotsuki
>>10799355
Parker Dinkleman
Aesop Rock
A german citizen
>>10799355
Hiita the fire charmer
>>10799355
Natsuki Subaru
CIA
>>10799355
Wendy
>>10799355
Stengeh
>>10799355
Gascoigne
>>10799355
Orencio
>>10799355
Gunny Bunny
>>10799355
Lenny
>>10799355
angry birb
>>10799355
Ryoma Hoshi
>>10799355
Lord Beerus
>>10799355
NO EXIT
>>10799355
Mouse Princess
>>10799355
Yuki Sanada
>>10799355
Shirai Kuroko
>>10799355
Kamui
>>10799355
Max
The GOAT
Animal Collective
>>10799355
Elias Ainsworth
>>10799405
>>10799355
Robbie's Cancer Cure Team
>>10799380
ban this mong please
>>10799355
Doga
>>10799405
feet
>>10799355
Comrade Soviet
>>10799355
Amanai Yuu
>>10799355
Eustace Fagget
>>10799355
Lana Del Rey
>>10799435
thread instantly ruined
>>10799355
The Dodgy Mother
>>10799355
BB
Aphex Cunt
>>10799355
DESPACITO
>>10799355
Pizza
>>10799373
>>10799376
>>10799380
>>10799401
>>10799402
>>10799452
We /redhead/ hours now
>>10799355
Weird Al Yankovic
>>10799355
Nana
Cal
cyka blyat hyet cheeki breeki vodka comrades
>>10799482
No
>Kuroko
>>10799482
You know it
Why the fuck are you people entering? I just said everybody is banned
>>10799405
Would fuck.
Also, your filename is bad.
"You better don't challlenge me" is bad.
>>10799355
Sherry
When do we hit the limit?
>>10799427
I haven't even done anything yet.
>>10799482
I'd say that these were the best hours, but Ronald would be included in that and to be honest, he's mediocre at best.
>>10799355
Reigen Arataka
>>10799482
>>10799355
Ranma Saotome
>>10799401
I want to H this cute boy
>>10799355
The Wonky Cunt (with glasses)
>>10799355
Lana's mother
Raping.
>>10799536
post dominant riolu
>>10799554
I want to fuck Lana's mom
I want to have hot steamy sex with Suz-senpai in the middle of the battlefield.
>>10799355
meme cat
The first slide.
>>10799590
fuck off, she's mine
>rapeghost
>>10799561
Remember, whoever I kill is banned from Wendy's. I like when my clientele is actually worth cooking for.
>>10799596
Awww, they're all so cute.
>>10799596
>first day in and 2 tributes die
>>10799590
S-sounds hot
>>10799601
How hot is the food?
>>10799596
You know what's really insane, people call me mad but not him!
>>10799630
Ayy bb, want som fug?
>>10799630
Stop posting.
>>10799654
Don't be rood.
>>10799596
Pizza is banned from Wendy's, we're a burger chain after all.
>>10799630
It depends on how soon you eat it after it leaves the grill or the fryers, I'm not liable for any burns you get from our freshly made fries.
I forgot I was hosting due to the lack of replies to the slides.
>>10799630
If I stick my prick up your bunghole, will you heat it up?
>>10799678
I died in the first slide.
>>10799679
Heh. Hot pocket.
look at this vibrating awoo
>>10799678
>now I have two left
>>10799678
WHO EVEN ARE YOU?
>>10799654
>>10799640
>>10799679
No.
>>10799665
Sounds good enough for me.
>>10799678
Not the greatest javelin thrower of all time clearly~ Time to leg it!
>>10799699
Woah
>>10799678
I guess at least his spear had good tastes. It did go to Wendy's after all.
Something happens in this slide.
But what?
>>10799740
What did Lina say again? Better to burn out then to-
>Coughs up blood as shes finished off
Fade away.
>>10799785
KAMINA NO
>>10799801
all of my characters (the only one i have is aphex cunt anymore) have been killed by my other characters
HUNGER FUCKING GAMES
I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT YOU
AND I'M NOT THE WISEST GUY
BUT
I TELL YOU
TO NOT STOP BELIEVING
BECAUSE I STILL CAN
AND WILL
AFFECT THE FUTURE
BELIEVE
IT
Who will win?
>>10799801
All my shit jobbed
>>10799849
This game went really fast but I think Kamui will win by bitting the soviet.
wow
you are winner
so good
congrats
Placements
>>10799866
Awesome
Thank you for hosting
>>10799866
Congratulations.
>>10799877
Thank you.
Who wants to put in additional entries to the current roster?
ENTER THEM NOW
>>10799866
Thank you for hosting, Ichada and congrats to Kamui.
i lived bitch
>>10799903
Araragi Karen
>>10799903
Sly Marbo
>>10799903
Stu
>>10799877
>Thank you for hosting
>>10799903
Aron
>>10799903
Ruby Gloom
>>10799903
MAYBE, I still have one last Hunger Games left in me
>>10799903
Dead Metal
>>10799903
Doom
>>10799928
You will die soon
>>10799903
Ann Takamaki
>>10799903
Sunflower
>>10799952
Wh-What is this supposed to mean?
>>10799903
Yoko Littner
>>10799903
Leo
>>10799903
Hat And Scarf Girl
>>10799903
Sami Zayn The Murderer
>>10799903
Kiyohime
>>10799903
Ancap
>>10799903
Papa Stalin
>>10799903
Longest Yea Boi Ever
Raping.
Check em
>>10799903
Thorfinn
If 0 - host
If 1-4 - Sam and Max
If 5-8 - Resident Evil 7
If 9 - work on code
>>10799955
>>10799993
I'm redongo for the geimu.
>>10800000
OK WHAT THE FUCK
>>10800000
Holy crap
>>10800000
Oh fuck.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
>>10800000
nigga what the fuck
>>10799996
/hg/ BTFO again
>>10800000
>LE EPIC GET SO I CAN HOST XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Kill yourself, snake.
>>10800019
YOU GOTTA HOST AT LEAST 5 GAMES NON-STOP MATE.
>>10800025
Don't you have little kids to jerk off to?
>>10800000
Looks like you have some work to do.
>>10800020
>animal collective shooting
lmao, are they like all holding the gun
>>10800019
>>10800000
That's 6 games in a row btw
>>10800000
Holy shit dude.
>>10800025
Ohoho, you missed that one!
>>10800039
>>10800055
Shit, can't I just host a 48 or something?
>>10800020
It's okay if you want to name me Karen but I'd prefer if you don't call me prey, Murderer. I don't know why your name is Murderer but I know that I'm name isn't prey.
>>10800020
You still...look like a girl...you sissy prance!
>>10800000
Bravo, yellow nigger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9VFg44H2z8
How I feel right now.
I'm gonna stop hosting.
This all means nothing.
Nobody appreciates a host.
Why do I bother?
I'm tired of this place.
I'm tired of shitposting.
I'm tired of being nice.
I'm tired in general.
Why do I even host?
I want to die.
>>10800071
no
6 games in a row
your get demands it
>>10800000
NANI?!
>>10800093
Damn, at this rate the dodgy mother gonna make it to the top 5 in tournament anon's list.
Is it normal for a straight man to bend Hiita over a table and fuck her bloody?
>>10800093
>Not only them but a lot of people are sleeping in the audience seats. Because of this, Karen and the others have to figure out something to sleep comfortably and what it happens is The GOAT sleeps on both of their seats while Karen sleeps on top of him.
HG is pain.
Being here is boring.
I have nothing better to do.
I don't even like dubs.
I don't even like cabbage.
Memeing is boring anymore.
You people are boring.
I'm boring.
I don't want this anymore.
Please end my suffering.
What am I doing with my life?
I could have accomplished so much more.
Yet I sit here and fuck off with people on the internet.
Why do I even live?
>>10800101
You know people are going to revolt against me if I host more than two in a row, right?
>>10800118
Personally, I'm willing to fuck anything humanoid, as long as it's attractive?
Women, traps, futa, I don't care.
>>10800127
ur posting the slides too fast for me to reply
>>10800118
It's normal to fantasize about it. Pervert.
>>10800133
That is what you say now, until you actually get in a situation where you getting laid is possible
>>10800128
the get demands it
>>10800093
>tfw no desire but death
I feel you dach.
>>10800147
>implying that situation is ever possible for me
I don't look half bad, but I'm a massive fucking introvert.
Doubt it will ever happen.
>>10800128
The get doesn't care for the revolts, do it.
>>10800127
My life is resting on the decision of a bird.
What is this, the indies?
>>10800127
Didn't you know that interrupting a fight during the heat of the moment can get you a punch in the face? No one wants to do it but the instincts are boiling right now! Let us finish the fight for Justice and then you can interview the winner. Though I'm sure I'll be the winner because I like my pizza with pepperoni.
What is the point of living?
I feel like I'm trapped in hell.
The kind of hell that is eternal.
There is no escape from this hell.
All I want is to feel appreciated.
I never receive any appreciation.
My work is a job that doesn't give the satisfaction of appreciation.
People feel good when they are appreciated.
Is that why I hardly ever feel good?
What more is there to do in life?
>>10800199
>rp's to your slide to make you shut the fuck up
>>10800199
>>10800199
I feel like an empty shell of nothing.
I don't enjoy feeling like this.
There is no love that comes in my direction.
Only dislike and hate.
I haven't done anything seriously bad.
I don't care if people RP to these slides.
There is hardly anything I care about anymore.
Only a few people.
Even then I am unsure if they care about me.
It never feels like it.
I'm sorry for the things I have done wrong.
I didn't try to hurt anybody.
I want help.
>>10800248
>goes for firewood
>comes back to shove silver bullets up your ass
Oh you.
>>10800199
>She looks at the snake jumping towards her with its mouth wide open ready to inject some poison to the victim. Afortunately for her, her reflexes were enough to dodge it but the person behind her was the victim instead. MAYBE, I still have one last Hunger Games left in me is bitten instead. Grabbing the snake, she tries to pull it off him with no avail.
No, MAYBE, I still have one last Hunger Games left in me, you can't die! You still have one more game to go, you promised, MAYBE, I still have one last Hunger Games left in me!
>>10800199
>
The help I want will never come.
Nobody cares to help a person with a bad reputation.
People don't believe a person who once shitposted is capable of having emotions.
I have emotions and I'm feeling multiple right now.
What will it take for you to forgive me?
Do you want me to go away and never come back?
Will you forgive me then?
You're better off without me.
>>10800248
>Karen's body burns like a thousand suns after the drug she swallowed. It was more like a trap from all the ''enemies'' she has, and this same drug is the one that sends her on a rampage, like a monster. She attacks Stu without any remorse, like a hungry cannibal cat she eats his entire body from head to toe. Then Karen wakes up from the horrible dream she just had.
Have you ever dreamed about hg?
>>10800294
why are you playing victim when you hosted over twice today and acted like an ass
>>10800294
>The girl enjoys the cozy lighting and the warm feeling of the chimney before the dynamite comes down, exploding right in front of her face. Needless to say that KAren was out of the game.
>>10800311
Only 2 times
>>10800311
I'm not THAT autistic.
>>10800316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imvs_Kz1gd4
>>10800311
Of course. If you didn't you aren't a true HGer.
>>10800336
>this video is not available
fugg
>>10800311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptzzU7jFQwo
>>10800374
SOMEONE STOP THIS SEMON DEMON MOTHER!
Is there anything more refreshing than opening your window and letting in the cold night air into your room?
>>10800379
>semen demon
ONE JOB
>>10800386
winning a game
>>10800386
having a fan.
>>10800386
The noose tightening around your neck after you kick the chair from under your feet.
>>10800379
>>10800391
>inb4 Kamui wins because Adachi thinks she's hot.
>>10800374
Yoko is a real sniper I see
>>10800386
>cold night air
>during the fucking summer
Yeah right.
5 24s afterwards?
>>10800411
I don't look at the slides beforehand, so my knowledge of the game comes as I post the slides.
If she does, oh well. I'll kill myself then.
>>10800433
YES
>>10800433
No.
Two 48 games and one 24 instead.
>>10800433
host all 5
at the exact same time
>>10800433
Yes
>>10800433
You better not pussi out my man.
>>10800433
Sounds nice.
>>10800434
Acting depressed isn't a funny meme anymore Adachi.
>>10800450
>host all 5
>at the exact same time
You're insane and I love it.
>>10800447
I'm going to host at least one 36 actually. I forgot to mention that.
>>10800462
I hope I can finish before it's too late.
>>10800433
yay
Nobody cares.
Posting the final slide next so Lenny can get on with it.
>>10800476
>acting
>>10800491
Still not funny.
who won?
I want to unload inside yoko
Why is Adachi trying to portray himself as a victim when all he does is shitpost?
>>10800511
For attention and you're giving him what he wants by mentionning it.
>>10800411
>>10800502
What bullshit sorcery is this?
>>10800502
Jesus
>kamui wins
well, time to go off myself.
Thanks for letting me be around for 2+ years.
Sorry I shitposted most of them.
I'm out.
>>10800502
Aw man.
Thanks for hosting, anyways.
New thread?
>>10800524
Holy crap, I won again?!
Well, thanks for hosting again
>>10800530
YES!
>>10800524
Don't leave, your furry wife will miss you!
Placements.
I'm glad you believe it's for attention, it won't bother me as much now.
>>10800544
The least you could do is livestream it.
>>10800544
refrain from offing yourself this instant
>>10800524
See you tommorow
>>10800566
>>10800566
>>10800566
I'm going to regret this.
>>10800524
Thanko for the geimu, Ichada and congrato to Kamui.
NGW?