Hunger Games simulator / HG thread
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DAISUKI~
>>10788684
>last event
:thinking:
>>10788612
Hm. I first showed uuup...oooh, wow. I think it was June last year...but I barely remembered that at all! I completely forgot about this place until like Febuary, and then I didn't actually do anything untilll...april. So you basically have seniority.
>She sticks her tongue out.
Enough anyways~
>>10788615
SURPRISE!
>>10788684
Does anyone have some crackers and chocolate?
>>10788718
Canon. I don't get it either.
>>10788601
>>10788615
>Shameless reposting
>Charlotta beams brightly after seeing her request went through successfully.
It is too late for that now, I wish you the best of luck. Now go show everyone what a holy knight is capable of!
>The tiny girl waves Agrias off until Agrias is out of view, she then proceeds to make her way to the spectator stand to watch the events that are about to unfold from afar.
please let the laundry be done in peace
>>10788706
CHIKAN SHAMPOO DESU
>>10788615
Oh, sorry, I didn't think he was that important... Are you sure you can't find a replacement?
>>10788684
Why are you so mad? Were you a fan of Johnny's? I said I'm so-
>Araragi is cut off mid-sentence by I's hads going for his throat
>>10788748
>just in time for Agrias to be defrated in a duel by Wolfgang
>>10788749
Why must I suffer so?
it's a big robot plane thingy
whatever it is
>>10788684
Huh, actually surprised I was able to pull this off. He reminds me a little of myself, like we're cut from the same cloth, but stronger.
Maybe that was how I beat him or maybe it was just all nonsense.
HG is fucking dead.
>>10788749
>>10788785
Looks like the Magnficent Steiner has done it again...
>Grimmer looks down at his victim as she slowly begins to revive after their duel, this time, outside of the game.
Ahh...don't despair, my friend. Even if you lost, it's still good to get some experience. I'm surprised I pulled it off myself.
>>10788825
This.
>>10788824
My honor has been restored after my previous tree related blunder.
>>10788825
Yeah man pay no attention the game currently being hosted
>>10788785
>>10788749
>Charlotte watches the event unfold from on up high, in her high chair. She still only comes up to chest height as she addresses you.
What's done is done. I am confident that you performed your best, given my current luck I am almost certain that I too would have met a similar fate. Come take your seat beside my own, Agrias.
Point out the decent rp in this thread at the moment.
>>10788880
None from you.
>>10788904
I was asking that so I could look some over to try to improve on my own.
>>10788919
Read books or something. Who knows.
>>10788726
Not much.
>Zer0 agrees, perhaps mistakenly, that it's enough for tonight.
I must go elsewhere.
Enjoy the upcoming fight.
For now, I vanish.
>Zer0 takes one step backwards before spinning around and sprinting through the same bushes he crashed into earlier. Then, he is gone.
>>10788925
I'm going to slap you with a book in a minute
>>10788919
Humblest apologies then.
>>10788830
That is because this place determines the winner by luck, not skill. Otherwise you would be nothing but a charred corpse before my feet.
>>10788865
>with an angry scowel still upon her face, she reluctantly accepts the tiny knights offer and joins her.
My deepest apologies for letting you down, Lady Charlotte.
>internet hates me tonight...
>>10788935
How many pages does your biggest book have?
>>10788935
it better be a bible you heathen
>>10788874
>Zer0 may not be a baby, but he got eviscerated nonetheless. Or, rather, had his head caved in. So perhaps not eviscerated at all. This is little comfort to him as he respawns outside, his helmet projecting out: "$%#@!".
>>10788928
Mmhmm? Buh-bye~.
>>10788874
What? I was taking a nap, silly.
>>10788930
I barely even know what that is!
>>10788955
Ah, a combat veteran, are we? I should have inferred that from your armor. Perhaps you'd be quite the match for the Magnificent Steiner.
>Grimmer maintains his ever-lasting smile as he looks up at the dark sky above them.
Isn't it so nice tonight? Too precious for the kind of violence that's being displayed in the arena at the moment.
>>10788996
Dysentery is an infection of the intestines that causes diarrhoea containing blood or mucus.
Other symptoms of dysentery can include:
painful stomach cramps
nausea or vomiting
a fever of 38C (100.4F) or above
>>10788955
>Charlotte offers the warmest smile she can muster at the moment, still somewhat disappointed by her own recent and embarrassing failures.
Come now, there is no need to call me by such. Worldly things such as titles or rank have no place or power in this kind of territory. You may refer to me as Charlotte if you wish to do so, for now we shall watch as fate unfolds and determines who is the most worthy to be crowned victor.
>>10789034
dude what the fuck
>>10789039
I said barely!
>>10788957
>>10788991
As many as a bible has
>>10789039
>I think i might actually have dysentery
Now look at this post, that I just found!
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/10773350/#10774617
I LIKE TO
Waku waku tsuru yo ne!
MOVE IT
MOVE IT
>>10789164
Fap
>>10789142
>she thinks she can actually just leave
>she thinks she won't be coming back again
O I am laffin
>>10789140
>Destiny>MGS?
Wouldn't surprise me if everyone off scrambling to finish their folders
>>10789185
Yep
>>10789171
>>10789142
Wait a fucking second, this aint' HG.
>>10789210
You'd think seeing Link getting pegged a couple posts down might have driven that point home
>>10789224
kek
you would think so right?
>>10789229
That's what done it for me anyway
winner next
>>10789241
Oh for the love of god i better not win this fucking game.
>>10789233
I just chose to scroll to the top myself
>>10789241
>wait a second, this isn't porn, it's just pictures of hands?
All bets on Deadly Queen
why
>>10789241
KOSAKU
>>10789268
Because he's cute and has no weaknesses.
>>10789265
>deadly queen
You fool. That's just the shitty anime translation.
The real name is Murder Monarch
it's over
>>10789299
Sorry, got my cumstain on the slide
>LF
>>10789299
NO WEAKNESSES
kosaku wins
pick a template
http://imgur.com/a/rD6Vn
>>10789241
>Anthony is invited in Kosaku's base, and find a collection of hand pictures, with a copy of the Mona Lisa on the top of the large stack. He just stares at it for a few seconds and puts the pictures back where they were
Hey, Kosaku, I'm gonna leave.
>>10789299
Whew, that was a close one. Thanks for the game that I wasn't a part of.
>>10789008
>Spams Holy Explosion upon you
>>10789032
Who is this Steiner you speak of? And what makes him so magnificent?
>>10789083
>Seeing Charlotte's warm smile, Agrias can't help but start to calm down.
As you wish, Lad- ... Charlotte.
>>10789324
Congratulations. Thank you for the match.
the end
>>10789324
Congratulations.
>>10789336
Thank you.
>>10789324
Grats
Thanks
L8tr
>>10789336
>26TH PLACE GOT 4 KILLS
>>10789324
>Congratulations.
>>10789336
>Thank you.
>>10789334
>>10789348
>>10789355
>>10789357
>>10789397
Thanks for playing / watching.
back to lurking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRiLs7s9gvc
>>10789349
Well fought and thank you for this game. Rest well winner and host, well done.
>>10789348
Much better. Now, feel free to speak what's on your mind. Anything and everything can be laid upon the table.
>>10789324
>Kosaku snaps back to attention as he wins, not expecting to win at all today. "Oh, goodness. I'll pick one and then leave her be. I'm surprised that I managed to win. It's a rather conflicting feeling."
I have to choose? The first one, please.
>>10789241
>>10789331
>Sweating, Kosaku nods and decides to move the pictures right when Anthony leaves. "I-I had thought that I had hidden them somewhere else other than the main room! This is embarrassing! He won't tell anyone else, will he?"
As... As you wish. Please, you're welcome to come back at any time you wish, if you want to. I'm a hospitable person. Must you leave so soon?
>>10789449
How embarrassing.
>>10789464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZuB6FQez0M
>>10789336
Huuh. Congrats, Kosaku~. Thaaanks.
>>10789456
oh yeah i forgot i still have to make a card
here
>>10789449
>>10789474
Thanks for playing / watching.
back to lurking again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOBJpNHx2nU
>>10789336
Thank you, and congratulations to Mr. Kosaku!
>>10789348
Why, he was one of the most powerful characters out there. I doubt someone like you has ever seen it, but there used to be a show broadcast in East Germany detailing the adventures of that invincible hero. He has...become a part of me, as it were. The magnificence comes from his amazing ability to withstand attacks from any villain. It was a charming little production. One I remember all too clearly...
>>10789470
I-I have already acknowledged my blunder so please refrain from picking on me.
>>10789488
One day I will collect all 8 winscreens. Bet on it, lameo.
>>10789488
Congrats Kosaku and thank you for ghosting, Len.
>>10789449
There is nothing really. I just tire of being made a fool in these tournaments. Nothing shows how great a knight one is like tripping upon a pebble and dying...
>>10789512
Why is the hole to drain the water on the wall?
>>10789456
Yeah, I gotta go. I got.. stuff to work on. Reviews and stuff. See ya
>Anthony takes his coat, and walks out of Kosaku's house quickly
Yeah, definitely not gonna go to that guy's place again.
>>10789488
Thank you. It certainly looks... splendid. I sincerely appreciate it.
>Kosaku nods, making a mental note to explode the gift later. "It looks awfully garish, although it is a reward... I suppose all first place prizes look horrible to me."
>>10789574
Yes, yes, I will see you later. Don't be a stranger, sir.
>Kosaku weakly waves, looking back at his collection of hand pictures. "He saw it all. He saw all of this! I knew I should have disposed of this yesterday while I could! If I'm lucky, he wouldn't have seen my girlfriend behind the Mona Lisa, or at least assumed it was fake."
>>10789540
As I was once told now I shall tell you, do not fret on your failures, but instead worry about the possible chance you may miss if you quit or don't try. There is a grand deal more to being a knight that just proving yourself, whether it be you slip on one pebble, or two, or even a hundred, keep getting back up and shows that around you that you spirit and ire to win are not easily faltered.
>Charlotte begins swinging her tiny legs back and forth in a steady rhythm, showing her comfort despite showing off her short nature to those around her.
Guys, seriously now why is it so dead it's worrying me.
>>10789722
Hopefully I did not unease the others, forcing them to leave. But fear not for I am positive that a decent amount of souls are just lying in wait for another arena to appear.
>>10789722
It's just random at this point. Just depends if the motivation of roleplays match up. If not then it's dead but if so then they'll be doing it for hours. Roll a dice.
I am in the right thread? Right?
>>10789642
You are right. I should not falter over some ill luck. Thank you for the cheerful words, La-... Charlotte.
>>10789722
>>10789771
You would be correct on that.
>>10789777
I repeat, no need to thank me. Is it not a knight's duty to rally others and help out those who are in need?
>>10789793
Eh?
>>10789722
We could try doing something retarded like drawing an ava in windows paint with your eyes closed or whatever, that could get something going.
>>10789806
Hows about 'nother one of dem pictionary drawin game thangs, those were fun right?
Post avas and what you're listening to.
>>10789806
Is this the thread for stupid, insecure, easily entertained cucks with shit rp and the self-awareness of a loaf of bread?
Because it's sure looking that way.
Daily reminder to stay shit, HG.
>>10789839
Jesus christ.
>>10789835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3BgWkxId70
>>10789843
>bends you over
>>10789843
>sucks your buttdick
>>10789843
>fucks
>>10789835
https://youtu.be/11XN9NVnmaE
>>10789839
" i hov an didt what in diny"?
>>10789843
>tickles your pickle
>>10789903
Izaya?
>>10789843
I want to fug this semen demon
>>10789917
"I have no idea what I'm doing"
>>10789843
Go and tell someone who cares
>>10789934
???
>>10789843
Thanks for the bump, faggot.
>>10789942
Well at least I was close. Sorta.
>>10789835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieOZuD6-Rsw
50 posters used to love here, now it's a ghost town
>>10789965
You just can't comprehend my artistic ability.
>>10789980
>Izaya/Rin/Yosuke/Adachi/Jude/Some Other Faggot Just Like Them
>>10789952
Since when did your faggety ass come back?
>>10789835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUiOylPbfV0
>>10790011
A few days ago due to bored. Please help, I cannot escape this hell.
>>10789835
https://youtu.be/kWKlmbTudD8
>>10790059
You and me both
>>10790059
Why don't you go to ERP and fuck yourself? Literally.
>>10789998
>It's always the oldfags' fault
I'm willing to bet newshits are the bigger shitposters, but due to being irrelevant no one can call them out.
>>10789835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZuI3ZkCHfs
>>10789980
There is solice in silence. More will come just give them time.
>>10790102
Not at this hour.
>>10789800
That it is. Now I just need to find out who to lightning stab for a new match... I mean, persuade to host another match...
>>10789835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiPon8lr48U
>>10790084
At least I have a brother in arms. Maybe someday we will escape.
>>10790085
And miss a chance to triggering you with my presence? No way! Besides, I've been memeing in erp as well.
>>10790086
>Newfag Boogeyman over Confirmed shitposting "HG is Dead memers"
The only newshit I see is you.
>>10790116
>kissu
>>10790125
>Confirmed shitposting
Look at this retard and laugh. You don't know anything, newshit.
>>10790116
I'm not triggered Pham. I mean you literally are a Faggot (so i have heard) and you could literally fuck yourself, or would it be masturbation? I unno point still stands.
>>10790142
Lewd.
Back to lurking for me.
>>10790150
>Rin/Yosuke/Izaya
>Not HG Is Dead Memeshits
>???
>>10790150
>>10790166
Shut up you niggers and quit acting like you both know shit
>>10790125
HG IS dead though, don't need to be a memer to know that.
>>10790178
>Rin/Yosuke/Izaya
>Not HG Is Dead Memeshits
>???
>>10789835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpV46ycq0dQ
>>10790161
Oh. Whoops, I took that the wrong way. S-Sorry.
... I might go fuck myself later on.
>>10790185
Nice meme.
>>10790161
Why don't they jail Florida Man already?
>>10790186
>(You)
>Not a delusional retard
>???
>>10790198
He's a mastermind.
>>10789835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYuYH0DrPIg
>>10790185
even if it is people still come here to have fun so what's the problem?
>>10790221
The problem is they're posting what they want but it isn't happening.
>>10789835
Listening to: a vinesauce stream
>>10790215
I want to deep fry Squid girl with tempura batter.
>>10789835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNarl5eehq4
>>10790221
Not enough people to shitpost, that's the problem.
>>10789835
https://youtu.be/72essOdKJIU
>>10790250
>Anxious squid noises.
>>10789835
(Nothing at all)
Wait for me to come home
>>10790272
>BB PVP
Gross.
>>10790114
Perhaps the gods may smile upon us with good graces. Only time will tell, Anonymous.
>>10790115
>Charlotta smiles once again after heating those words escape from Agrias' lips.
You appear to be rather eager to get your boots dirty.
>>10789835
Not really listening to anything at the moment
I summon _____
>>10790321
a good ava
>>10789835
>Watching Arrow
>>10790297
>what's wrong with it exactly?
>>10790331
>>10790331
>>10790353
Savage
>>10790321
Charlotta, in my bedroom chambers
>>10790304
How could one just do nothing after hearing such an uplifting speech? Sadly it looks as though one may have to do nothing.
>>10790397
But why?
>>10790397
What the hell is happening here?
>>10790397
It won't load what happen
>>10790431
>>10790438
microsleep
>went to get a bowl of cereal
>spilled milk all over myself like a goddamn idiot
I hate myself sometimes.
>>10790397
>You have to hold the wheel the entire time to keep controlling the car?! These driving mechanics are bullshit.
>>10790451
>look this up
>it's happened before
WORRIED
>>10790455
This post reeks of potato.
>>10790483
It's one of the most common causes for car crashes.
>>10790453
hohohoho, what a loser
>>10790453
>Did this once when walking from the kitchen all the way upstairs after a overly careful 7 minute walk only to spill it right before i set it down on a table
Why
>>10790453
I went to grab cereal once and then I remembered I stole my own milk.
>Gotta sleep. Good night, HG, and have a great day tomorrow!
>>10790543
What?
>>10790553
Good bed, lover of inferior music.
>>10790566
Yeah, I stole my own milk one day and then when I wanted to grab cereal I didn't have milk. At least David was happy with the milk, I hope he enjoyed it.
Salutations, denizens of the arena. I hope that each of you enjoyed yourselves today. It is a shame that I was unable to join you, but I have come again to converse and befriend you.
>>10790596
kill yourself squidfaggot
>>10790596
ayy lmao
>>10790589
How do you steal your own milk?
>>10790553
>have a great day tomorrow!
Doubt it desu.
>>10790616
>>10790600
>>10790617
titty milk
>>10790423
Sorry Agrias something came up
>>10790617
David told me Mr.Bones was/is always stealing the milk he needs to keep his bones strong and ready for action. Then we came up with a plan to sneak into my house by getting rid of Nii-chan for the day and distract Tsukihi. We ran out of the house with a lot of milk. I don't know if I regret it since David was really happy but I really wanted cereal.
>>10790642
I wouldn't mind stealing some of Karen's titty milk.
>>10790596
You have some weeeird goals, Elfman. This place is super annoying even when you get lucky though, don't you think? Nothing ever goes the way you want it too.
>>10790676
You know what? I have no idea who any of these people are, but I believe you.
>>10790646
It's all good. My internet is going slower than old people fuck.
>>10790687
Is that true? Perhaps you are simply misfortunate when it comes to those you meet? I met with a aggressive lifeform today and even then I still found conversation with them gave me a warm feeling inside. Happiness.
For that reason I must denounce what you claimed, that nothing here goes the way one wants it to. I believe it may be the fault of those who want to want, rather than those who do not bend to their whims.
>>10790685
This.
God I want to fuck Charlotte
>>10790685
>Not just being charming enough that she just gives it to you.
I guess that would require looks and effort.
>>10790730
Ooooh, the elf is long-winded, too! Hah, if I wasn't in such a good mood I'd be aggressive too! Ooh, ooh, was it the skeleman?
And if you think about it, isn't everyone a slave to their desires in the end~? It's only natural to pursue them!
>>10790718
David and Mr.Bones are two skeletons who presumably can move because they're possesed by some called skeletonyo magico. But I think they're just holograms of some sort. Either way, David is a good skeleton who always uses the finest clothes he can buy and a wealthy fellow while Mr.Bones is the exact opposite.
>>10790781
Guess we're both in that same situation, huh?
>>10790778
Who the fuck is that? And keep in mind that I am gainfully employed and do not spend every waking moment lurking HG.
>>10790781
"hey ho have some milk from my titto"
"gee thanks karen i really appreciate it"
>this is what you actually believe could happen
>>10790802
Speak for yourself dork.
>>10790809
The fact you think it's impossible speaks volumes to your defeatist character.
What a Cowaaaaard
>>10790795
Oh yes yes, Karen. I agree completely. Definitely holographic skeletons...
>As he says, this he'd dialing 911 with his phone behind his back, since she's obviously fucking nuts.
Alalagi's so lucky his sisters want to fuck him
>>10790786
I would not know. I have not met everyone there is to meet. There may exist a person with no desires at all in the world.
>>10790834
Trust me, I can speak for both of us. Two eyes is all I need.
>>10790857
>Peppersprays the shit out of
>>10790844
>harem show where all the female leads want to fuck the husk of a male protag
What will they think of next?
>>10790871
Ah, thanks. Yeah I want to fuck that thing to. I don't read avatar posts at all anymore because anons are the only interesting thing about HG besides the cute anime girls.
>>10790846
I doubt anyone ever will~. And someone like that...they just wouldn't the a person at all. They wouldn't even be an animal! Even an animal desires to keep surviving!
>>10790880
Oh my god, thanks. This is actually way better than looking at you.
>>10790902
Do lifeforms without any cognitive ability possess the desire to survive, or do they simply live?
>He pauses for a moment.
Perhaps this is too deep a subject for simple conversation.
fucking nigger cord
>>10790910
You're a kinky guy
>>10790841
Y-you don't believe me?! I'm saying the truth! If you don't believe me then I'll tell Mr.Bones to talk with you but I assure you it won't be pleasant. Mr.Bones is really cocky and he always wants to kill everyone. For this very reason I ran for my life when I saw him the first couple of times until I saw through his facade.
>>10790945
I don't really think I am. But then again, someone as dry as you doesn't really have anything to compare it to.
>>10790928
Seth why did you have to go and upset your ol' pal deano?
>>10790923
I've spent a loooooot of time thinking abut dumb stuff like that. I don't think any actual warm-blooded animal doesn't have a thought process!
>She tilts her head to the side, smiling widely all the while.
Any other suggestions, elfie?
>>10790979
Your tastes are definitely unique and acquired, I'll give you that.
>>10790997
Hmm. This nickname, Elfie. I cannot say I enjoy being labeled that. I would prefer if you called me by a proper title, such as 'Alien' or 'Extraterrestrial'. If you would even desire to call me by name, it is Nu Mikitakazzo N'Shi.
>>10791002
I can think of at least one taste you've never acquired.
>>10791029
Alright, let's hear it.
Blow my mind.
>>10790685
WAIT! I REMEMBER YOU NOW.
>>10791039
I'll let you figure that out on your own. I'll give you a hint. One of those seven words you just said is a clue.
how old is Karen
asking for a friend
>>10791082
She is a drawing.
>>10791075
I'm too tired and dumb for guessing games. Can't you just say?
>>10791082
Karen is in middle school
>>10791052
What? I told you, Karen is top waifu.
>>10790898
So that's why no one interacts with me anymore
>>10791082
I've seen her walking around in a middle school uniform...
>>10791116
>>10791109
N-N-NANI!?
>>10791082
She's 18, Officer.
>>10791039
You're ugly, you're dry, there's one thing you haven't tasted. Connect the dots.
>>10791113
No, it's cause you're a dick.
>Tfw wanna RP
>Realize that if I start to RP I'll have to invest time in it
>Realize I have stuff
>Decide not to make the first RP post and decide to RP next time
>Tfw still not next time
>>10791137
I could.... Do it....
If I wanted to...
>>10791111
Boyo oyo toyo.
//She truly is.
>>10790983
kus
>>10791153
Literally me through this entire year.
How many times did she cum during this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCHPLnA9MUM
>>10791082
Sheee loooooks...fourteen, fifteen, maaaybe sixteen.
>>10791020
But it's better than nothing~. And I'm Usotsuki, but I like it when people call me Uso.
...You're an alien? Really now? I thought they were supposed to be bigger! Or smaller. And funnier looking. And not humany at all!
>>10791174
It sucks.
>>10791165
I don't know what any of that means, but have my other webm.
>>10791153
>>10791174
Online roleplay is for fucking autistics. Do something worthwhile with your time and just use HG for getting the shitposting out of your system so you don't crap up actual good communities with your autistry.
>>10791189
fuck off you don't even try
>>10791193
//Aww alright but remember I picked Karen because of you. Thank you for the webm.
>>10791159
Then do it. You have the easy part. There's literally a place right next door.
>>10791195
No need to tell me that. I'm kinda done with hg anyway. I just come in, drop a tribute in a game if a game is going on and then fuck off. I don't think I spend more than 15 minutes a day on hg threads anymore.
>>10791159
>>10791183
Correct. I am an alien.
For now, I must depart. Until next time, 'Uso'.
>>10791218
Wait a minute...you're not who I think you are, are you?
>>10791195
I wonder who is behind this post.
>>10791195
We don't tell you how to shitpost so don't tell us how to RP, thanks.
>>10791204
I try all the time, in this institution. Oh my do I pray. I pray every single day. For revolution.
>>10791241
it's a nigger
>>10791240
//I think you remember now. Yes I am, I hope you're not triggered.
>>10791219
'If I wanted'
I don't wanna.
>>10791233
Ahh yeah, that's a keeper.
Thanks pal.
>>10791236
...Aw. You didn't even prove it!
>>10791254
What would I be triggered for?
>>10791241
5 internets says it's Hoshi anon shitposting so he can white knight against his own posts in order to look like he's doing good.
>>10791266
//Bahh... Nothing, I was just using it as reference to throw another stone at the memory. I lost track of you and I guess you lost track of me. I thought you were gone.
>>10791269
>Anon ever being right.
Yeah, I'm not autistic enough for the HG is dead meme.
>>10791228
Doing it right, son. May you find release from this boring prison. Real talk, online roleplay is actually great and a lot of fun in the right group but this place is the bottom of the barrel in so many ways.
Good luck.
Who has good RP?
>>10791228
>>10791281
I know dooods, HG is so shit and shit, amirite?! Where are we meeting up after this for our really cool no autism allowed roleplaying dooods?! HG is so shit, I want some Real roleplaying, dooods!
>>10791277
No. But you're autistic enough to start shit discreetly in order to look like you're trying to change.
>>10791313
The only one afraid of me "being In charge", whatever the fuck that means, is you.
>>10791313
>giving it (You)s
Just ignore it and it will eventually go away.
>>10791330
We all know you can't do that.
>>10791275
Oh no, I know exactly what you're talking about. It would be about how you played her. I just remembered telling you that you did a fantastic job, so there would be no reason for me to be triggered this time around. But no, I never was gone. So is this where you are now?
>>10791303
Me.
>>10791308
I said nothing about hg being shit or it being the reason to why I'm not coming to hg that much anymore, so if you would kindly stop trying to include me in your pathetic attempt at trying to look cool with your "I'm gonna show those anons how cool I am by being sarcastic!!!!!" shit it would make me really happy. Now I gotta go. buh bye
>>10791368
Aw... Is that a no?
>>10791334
//For now yeah, I don't know how much I will stay but I hope it can be a long time. I was unaware on how to summon you or when you were online so I didn't know when to drop in. I never saw another Karen image so I thought you were entirely gone. Like I said back then, I really like Karen and I was going to play her constantly.
>>10791368
Later, dude.
>>10791388
Take me with you doooood, to your magical RP wonderland with no autism.
>>10791334
>>10791275
...There's two of you?
Based Hoshi btfoing jaded faggots. Go and stay gone, parasites.
>>10791368
>Is anon
>"Include me"
>But is a fucking anon
What is this autism?
>>10791420
Is that you Yukine?
First 24
>>10791439
>he's still doing the jonny bravo thing
That was entertaining for about ten minutes dood
>>10791439
Lion Doggo
>>10791439
Araragi Karen
>>10791376
Well, it's sad to see someone go, but if that's what you prefer, then you won't here me complaining. And the reason was more or less because I didn't think I could live up to the standard I set myself after demanding it for so long. I thought I sucked, so I didn't even bother trying anymore. That, and there would be no point in posting another if my dream came true in the end.
>>10791420
I'm being completely serious. If these people really have a place they've found a place that they magically turn into god tier RPers in, with absolutely no autism, none at all, and they have the need to come tell us about it instead of being over there enjoying themselves, without games, even though they've probably shitposted about circlejerks without any games in the past, I'd like to fucking go there. Because these two anonymous posters, maybe they're different than all of the other anon posters we've had since the beginning of HG. Maybe these guys have the fucking answer this time.
I say we hear them out. I say we let them save ourselves from our own autism.
>>10791433
Is that you, btfo'd anon?
>>10791446
nice shitpost
>>10791439
>>10791439
Snake Dragon Doggo Wife
>>10791439
Elias Ainsworth
>>10791439
Fujiwara no Fumokou
>>10791439
Amanai Yuu
>>10791439
Doom
>>10791450
Urge to harassu rising. RISING.
>>10791439
Shirai Kuroko
>>10791439
Ranma Saotome
>>10791439
Poniko
>>10791439
C.C.
>>10791439
Derki.
>>10791439
Mahiro Fuwa
>>10791487
Woah dude it's just an image
>>10791439
Orencio
>>10791495
>sucks your female cock
>>10791439
Lana's mother
>>10791439
Goro Akechi
>>10791508
muh suspension of disbelief!
>>10791439
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>10791439
Osamu Dazai
>>10791439
exyF
>>10791439
Sami Zayn The Murderer
>>10791512
>>10791519
McFucking kill yourselves ERP anons
>>10791456
//I never said I'm gone from there or I won't look back. Honestly I really don't want to think about that place for the time being but I remember trying to look for you a couple of times because I really liked the time we spent back then. You didn't suck at all, it was perfectly fine but even then I understand that if you dream comes true you won't have a point in posting another. I still want to continue and it doesn't matter for how long you've been demanding it, I picked her up because you didn't stop. I'm always open, don't hesitate to call me.
>>10791498
>>10791530
>>10791439
Big blonde man, I'm quite fond of this Sami personality. I'd prefer to watch him instead of participating myself.
>>10791533
McFucking stay mad HG cucks :^)
>>10791542
What is this cringe
>>10791550
>>10791564
Something that doesn't involve you. Now kindly just ignore it.
>>10791584
Can you be a degenerate creep somewhere else? What's really a bitch is you probably think this is all dramatic and shit in your head.
>>10791550
But I'm missing one person.
>>10791584
Or they could keep their autistic drama bullshit out of the threads.
>>10791600
Oh dear me... Now I'm all embarrassed. Whatever shall I do?
>all this Karen blog posting
Please stop
>>10791439
Lord Beerus
>>10791600
>>10791439
Seriously guys one more.
>>10791621
>Monogatari autists
>not being fucked in the head and melodramatic
Good joke anon!
>>10791599
I'm a creep for pointing out something? Or did you think I was one of the two chatting?
I'll take it over most of the shit posted by anons here.
>>10791621
It's just a stalker trying to nigger Karen for attention. Just ignore him, he'll go away. Or show us some more of his autism.
>>10791632
Did you just imply that anyone other than you gives a shit about your little mission, whatever it is, to display your creepy autism ERP shit in the thread?
>Old KREN being a cancerous faggot
And no one was surprised.
>>10791656
I don't think that's old KREN.
>karen drama
I was waiting for them to fuck up.
>>10791627
sknurT
>>10791686
It was only a matter of time. Shit taste in waifus is a clear warning sign of mental issues.
>>10791690
>>10791690
>>10791690
>>10791690
>Don't touch karen for almost a year now
>some fag wants to steal her from my dead box
Can you back off other Karen? I know I never touch her, but I feel a lot better when I know an ava still belongs to me.
>>10791542
Well it's a shame I missed those, then. Sorry about that. I mean, I guess I'm still open to the idea, but if you'd rather think about here then there, there's no point in trying to change that, you know? No sense in dragging you away for that. I'll let you be now. Don't want everyone here getting mad at you, even though none of them have any idea of what they're talking about. Have a nice night.
>>10791646
>Missing my point completely.
I'm not the one posting the "ERP shit" that you're bitching about.