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>>10785477
Psh
Most of the community thinks they were half assed and the rewards aren't even worth it
I'll consider it if I'm looking to achievement hunt
Firtht XD
>>10785828
>>10785866
>>10785893
Don't you post smug ponies at me!
At least I got dubs.
>>10785922
>checked
>>10785922
/b/read is dead.
So what was the last really good book that you read?
Unless it's a romance novel yhen I promise that I won't kek at you.
>>10786082
Last book I read was "Secrets and Lies: Digital Security in a Networked World 1st Edition" by Bruce Schneier. It was okay.
>>10786141
The last one that I read was "Notes from the Underground."
If you're an armchair psychologist like me, then you'll enjoy it.
I watched a few seasons of "A Game of Thrones" a few years ago and tried to read the books which I may or may not have legally downloaded and got lost as I discovered that the order of scenes is vastly different than the show.
I have a bunch of books now, but I haven't gotten the motivation to start to read again.
>>10786206
>Notes is considered by many to be one of the first existentialist novels. It presents itself as an excerpt from the rambling memoirs of a bitter, isolated, unnamed narrator (generally referred to by critics as the Underground Man) who is a retired civil servant living in St. Petersburg.
Sounds pretty neat.
I sorta lost interest in the whole Game of Thrones series.
https://discord.gg/3mJqR8E ha ha yea!
>>10786343
>>10786206
that's probably my favorite book.
test
>>10786684
Hey Smokey, how're you?
>>10786774
>>10690479
>>10786752
i'm alright. just cleaning off the crapware from this computer i got at the thrift store. only $4, and it's only few years old. i thought it was going to be a parts computer but i guess it will run my media center.
how are you?
>>10786824
Sounds like a good steal.
I'm good, just watching my daily dose of youtubes
>>10786824
>i guess it will run my media center.
What is your media center setup like?
>>10786876
just a PC running kodi with exodus. it was a laptop for a while, but that one started acting weird and then the battery died. anyway i hate it now. so i'm glad to replace it with this late model inspiron desktop.
all my home server PCs are dells for some reason. businesses love to give them to me.
the last page viewed by the previous owner of the PC was an ebay listing for a VHS copy of the 1976 horror film the omen. list price $5.99.
>>10786973
People still use and have vhs?
>he doesn't still use VHS
>>10787055
I have a vhs player for old family videos. Gonna convert them to digital eventually.
>>10787097
>using vhs
>>10787055
i have shitloads of old tapes. i'm not giving them up. for years i recorded everything i watched. i have all the early adult swim cataloged. all the simpsons when it was still funny, family guy and lots of rare cartoon network stuff.
>>10787097
it will make a comeback.
then be overtaken by the superior beta format.
>>10787105
my VCRs all keep dying. i think i have like one working one left.
>>10787105
>>10787235
Fair enough
Well I'm back now.
>>10787497
welcome back.
>>10787497
Skitty!
I have some questions about server hosting and shit
Anyone else fall asleep and then wake up with the pillow cases from your pillows thrown on the ground?
How do I even take them off in my sleep.
>>10787521
What's that?
Is it a game or?
>>10787520
Rose pls, how's it going?
>>10787522
Lol, no never
>>10787539
No, I imagine it'd be fucking complex as hell, but the question is this, what would it take to create your own version of patreon?
>>10787522
yes, I usually have to put them back on in the middle of the night.
I got some bombones from an indian lady. Or quimbombó's but google thinks the first one is some otther shit wtf
>>10787522
no, but apparently I throw elbows in my sleep sometimes.
>>10787539
not bad. trying to stay cool.
how about you?
>>10787554
For what purpose, may I ask?
>>10787669
Patreons going full sjw, and I'm curious what it takes.
I don't have the money or skill to start one myself or anything and I'm not asking to do it or whatever, it just seems the markets about to open up for more competitors to patreon and I'm curious what it takes to do it
>>10787555
chekt
good, I'm the only one then kek
I move a lot in my sleep
>>10787587
Well I just got back home..., fukin finally, I hate leaving my ranch desu
>>10787725
Oh.. well first you have to register a business name and then hire a good lawyer to tell you what's legal and what's not when dealing with crowd funding. and moving money around from all directions. I don't know anything about that part but it's what I would imagine. I figure making the site itself wouldn't be much of an issue aside from the last part I mentioned.
>>10787587
Alright, ya got some splainin to do Mr!
>>10787967
good. time to relax!
>>10788164
what did I do now?
>>10788248
You're being Rose. Not cool.
>>10788299
oh gosh. I'm so sorry.
>>10788248
Nothing. I've just got a symbology query. Why do the eye of Wotan and the all-seeing eye seem to have a lot in common with some variations in their depiction? Is it just natural for paganism to have ties with the occult, or does the occult have pagan roots?
>>10788320
Huh.
Disco demon deathsticks.
>>10787967
Thank you Skitty~
>>10788333
it seems like paganism has picked up the occult, as paganism as we know it now, neopaganism, is usually a broad label slapped to a wide range of spiritual/religious paths.
or at least that is how I understand it.
>>10788392
/lick
>>10788578
So what would you do if aliens invaded and then just completely wiped out china and built a huge alien shield around it so nothing could get through and over the duration of a year tons of alien ships were warping in from another dimension like they did in halo and delivering stuff there all the while people were going nuts over how there is no communication with the aliens, china and everyone in it is gone and they seem to be building a massive structure where china once was then suddenly the aliens warp away in a massive fleet through hyperspace and the shield goes down, over the next month they fire it up and it turns out it's a massive fucking thruster that starts pulling the earth out of the suns orbit and makes us leave the solar system and eventually causes earth to leave the entire galaxy at near light speed?
>>10788674
>>10788757
i'd shitpost about it
>>10788757
This
>>10788770
but also we'd be dead by the end phase of that so unable to think anything on it
>>10788770
but how would we survive leaving the suns orbit? dig deep into earth and start living underground?
>>10788578
Well, historically it would make more sense for them to have sacred ties with the pagans as they've always been kinda bitter with the church. They like rebranding their shit though.
>>10788757
our sun dials would be useless.
>>10788788
if we're moving at lightspeed and wouldn't know that was about to happen ahead of time, there would be no way to react to that, making that part of the hypothetical worth ignoring
>>10788800
But... how will we tell time?
>>10788818
near light speed*
anyway the objective of the aliens was to move us to their own private collection of worlds, they were basically doing it illegally and trying to do it under the radar of the authorities because there is a process to do this that is typically more expensive but these are asshole aliens that just want to do everything cheaply.
>>10788757
Shitpost? And then when the earth starts getting far out of the suns orbit I'd say goodbye to everybody I know.
>>10788853
Oh, so they're mexican aliens?
>>10788853
well if they had that technology to do this and that was their intention, then it would be assumed that they would find a way to do this without killing all (most) life on earth
but you just implied in the post before this that that wouldn't be the case
>>10788838
We look to the stars?
>>10788869
i guess
china is better known for their cheap goods and manufacturing though
>>10788884
I didn't imply it.
>>10788916
So chinese aliens invaded china to make china a giant chinese made rocket booster
>>10788799
a lot of religions have been at odds with the church over the course of history.
the occult is knowledge of the unknown, so it's kinda hard to pin what exactly occultism IS really. and to see they adopted any faith, especially one that is a general label is hard to do.
>>10788954
Are the chinese people the fuel for it?
>>10788916
"how would we survive leaving the suns orbit" implies that we have to do something to survive, meaning that the aliens did not do this in a way that would make us survive
which still makes the hypothetical "what if a bunch of stuff happens and then you just instantly died and you had no idea that you would instantly die? how would you avoid dying??"
>>10788761
How goes it. I looked up that first word and it said it was chocolate. When I looked up the second one it said okra.
>>10788976
It's the only logical way :P
>>10788983
Well I guess they built a bubble enclosure that kept earth warm and save lel
>>10788976
ya
>>10789002
I'm tired and getting sleepy desu..
you?
>>10789121
either way
i'd track down the people in doomsday preppers and take all their rations
>>10789121
I'm alright. Went to the club and got half an ounce of weedle to huff. Went to 5guys and got a double bacon cheeseburger. Shit was cash.
>>10789133
LOL
I feel like those ppl would be armed and ready for that though
>>10789163
WEEDLE
lmao
5guys, I never heard of that place till nick told me about it, seems they like it too. I don't think there's one anywhere near me, maybe I'll get to try it one day.
>>10789200
It used to be an east coast thing only. Then they finally moves them to the west coast. Really good.
https://order.fiveguys.com/locations/tx
>>10789272
moved*
>>10789272
oh shit there's two of them just a few miles away.
>>10789351
Cool. You should try them someday.
>>10785828
Who is this beauty in this pic?
>>10789430
that is aryanne.
she's one of the new main six.
>>10789570
hey
>>10789570
>>10789351
Make sure you bring plenty of money if you go.
>>10789653
I wonder if it's more expensive than tony romas. I used to go there a lot.
>>10789608
hello
>>10789621
pls
>>10789706
It's expensive for a fast food place.
>>10789706
It will be 11 dollars for a burger and fries. this is a huge burger though.
>>10789785
THAT PIC
I desired it.
>>10789785
That is expensive for a burger... I'll have to try it and see if it's better than tony romas.
I really doubt it though since they give you warm towels and frozen beer mugs there.. which is dope, and why I put my glasses in the freezer now. also usually you spend like 50-60 bucks there since it's kind of expensive. they have an ice cream brownie thing I would have that they give you on a warm skillet which is dope af
>>10789895
Yeah. there is no beer there. They do have great milkshakes though. Also You can grab free peanuts. All you can eat.
https://www.quora.com/Why-are-peanuts-available-for-free-at-Five-Guys
>>10790009
So now I have an impression that 5guys is basically logans roadhouse.
Logans roadhouse has barrels of all you can eat peanuts, grab them in a bucket and you peal them and throw the shells on the floor. They basically tell you yeah just use the floor as the peanut shell disposal.. I really like that place desu.
>>10790058
Kek. I've never seen a shell on the floor at the one I go to. that place sounds like fun though.
>>10790129
The first time I went there and I was like wtf this place is fuckin dirty, but then I saw the peanut barrels in the center and people casually throwing them everywhere and a waiter gave us a bucket and told us to just toss the shells on the floor and I was like oh chit that's sick
>>10789706
how did it go
>>10790202
Is that place always filled with kids? So far I've never seen one kid at this 5guys.
>>10790243
Pretty well, I had a bit of fun there this time around.. people were really nice and helpful.
Also looks like I will have to go back next week again :|
I called them to tell them about some negligible issue and they were suggested I can go back and he'll take care of it so I guess I will.. I guess I'll also go cause I liked being there honestly. We should go to mexico.
>>10790388
Do you place your order in spanish or english skitty?
>>10790388
so it's actually not so bad
yeah we should
want to go to cabo?
what sort of fun
>>10790412
When I'm where I live?
Very rarely in english. I talk to most people in spanish, including when ordering whatever locally unless it's some internet thing then ofc I have to speak english since they won't know wtf i'm saying
>>10790475
nah
idunno, you?
what'd you do most of the day?
do you have places like this at you?
Oyasumi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxNkUDT2EGA
goodnight love you guys
sorry I wasn't in /b/read all day Ive been really lazy today Ill try and be in more often tomorrow
love you guys goodnight
>>10790692
Goodnight Beeps!
>>10790523
that looks real cool
do i have a mexican village near me? nope but i wish i did
yeah i do
do you like cabo?
i went jetskiing for hours
great rolling waves and lots of radical air
also took an aquadunp which was swell
remember when i asked if i should smash the houseguest and you were all like i dunno but it seemed like more of a no? good advice my dude for real
>>10790773
I'd never heard about it, looks dope af
also jetskiing brings back bad memories of falling off and having some dum,bass open the throttle in my face and making me bleed a lot because of it
What happened? Reminds me of when I was in indiana for a while, met up with some friends of my friend there and went to a party and we were drinking there and this mexican chick was there being really promiscuous and trying to talk to one of my friends, she apparently wanted to take them to a room and this dude was like i have a gf :((
went back to our friends place and then he and others started getting calls from people at that party saying the cops were looking for my friend and he should just turn himself in, turns out that chick accused them of rape, despite me and several others being there and knowing nothing happened and this chick was just acting like a drunk retard the whole time. Anyway they gave him ten years and he's still in prison since then because of her. i remember some guys called us saying that 3 white guys who were friends of that chick were looking for us to kick our ass and to be prepared, we were like ok and kept BBQing outside our friends place and then some car started lurking around all suspect and it was obvious it was them, but they just rolled down their windows and said they didn't want any problems and wanted to ask what happened. I talked to them and eventually one of the guys was saying their friend had done this several times before to random ppl and they don't know what to believe and just left, they arrested my friend a few days after that.
>>10790773
also did you know there's a ferry to cross the rio grande just a few miles from me? It's hand operated and some 5-10 guys pull your car across the river on a little boat.
>>10791063
How would you react if one of your close friends irl called you skitty out of the blue?
>>10790988
it is pretty cool. i've been a few times
yeah you told me about that jetski thing
can be real dangerous actually if you throttle away from someone in the water
so you know who guy who is in jail for ten years because some girl made a false rape claim? that fukin sucks.
nothing worth mentioned teally happened to me but you were right
>>10791063
no lol
i want to see that
did you try it?
>>10791126
I'd stay quiet and wonder what they know.
It's happened to me before, like one day I was just talking to a friend and we were drinking and he called me by my 4chan name and I was like wtf are you talking about trying to play it off and then showed me an archive of a bunch of my posts and I was like dude stop fucking stalking me.. he made the connection because I tend to use certain words and he was like this is definitely them..
then it happened again, I made the mistake of commenting on a local youtube video and immediately people irl knew it was me behind the profile because I guess they can tell by the words I use and stuff.. even started calling me by my youtube name to bother me. I guess they can tell it's me when I say certain things cause most ppl in my area don't speak english, but I occasionally do and I use certain "big words" that they only hear me use so they put two and two together and they're like this is definitely skitty.. that's how it happened on 4chan too
>>10791226
A pariah irl and on the interwebs, there is no escape.
hey
>>10791226
>>10791299
Hey. How're you?
>>10791166
yeah I've been on it a few times.
also turns out it's the only one in texas and it's just a few minutes drive from me.
>>10791146
Yeah, I feel like I have told you about this guy before though. have you been drinking?
>>10791292
>>10791345
>>10791369
It's ok skitty words cannot hurt you.
>>10791369
See, it was especially funny because you have accused me of using "big words."
>>10791452
Well it depends on what words mexicans consider big.
>>10791532
Are you big?
>>10791601
>>10791452
Yeah but in this case it happens with basic english...
>>10791532
This is true.
It's similar to how you would consider anything anyone says that's not english too complicated since you struggle with even english.
>>10791452
>>10791623
How're you two?
I hope he's a big guy.
>>10791687
So what you are saying is not everyone has the same functional vocabulary. HMMMMMMM.
>>10791718
I am just lovely.
>>10791723
>be me
>I've been nice to skitty for awhile
>out of nowhere he decides to ruin it by saying untrue things
rude
https://youtu.be/KEJ5LNihHFs?t=3m24s
>>10791718
I'm doing well. How are you doing this fine day raptor?
>>10791758
>>10791758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8
>>10791723
What have you been up to today fey?
>>10791687
Portuguese is more useful.
https://youtu.be/XIC-3VmXXHk?t=37s
>>10791894
pshh
>>10791842
Watched some silly anime about vatican miracle mystery solvers, watching Parasyte.
>>10791925
Catching up on the backlog?
>>10791896
KEK. Holy shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zJa6FB5crk
>>10791950
Yups.
Weeaboo trash.
>>10791968
>>10791972
>>10791968
>>10791956
is this song a meme? lmfao
>>10791364
it looks like a pretty good arm workout if you get three cars on it
>>10791364
maybe you have. sorry. im not sure how the story parallels my own or at least i hope it doesn't. jfc tho this woman is fifteen years older than me but she is immature af. wants to make it into this whole big thing even though i was obviously fucked up last night to an alarming extent. and she instigated the whole thing. might need to cut things off before there is a stage five clinger situation.
yeah a lot. i need to take a break
>>10791999
chek. do you not know the based god
>tfw you've been up for over 20 hours and you aren't tired
NOT EVERYONE HAS YOUR IMPECCABLE MEMORY SKITTY
>>10792015
It's not like you have work or anything.
>>10791999
Kek. No this guy is just funny as hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYfceJhgvRM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aDygjretwc
>>10792083
>>10792014
I wasn't saying it does. It's just the first thing that comes to mind when I think about people drinking at a party and someone is acting promiscuous. I tend to remember those people who I look back on like wtf I want no part of this.
huh, I wonder what happened.
>>10792014
no but ppl at the goon saloon told me
>>10792083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Miau836Bnfo
>>10792154
she should just effing leave desu and you should come be my house guest instead. yeah i get you tho gotta watch out for thots with a penchant for dishonesty and a complete lack of morality
>>10792154
well that is him and it is a meme. or maybe he is the greatest rapper of all time. a matter of perspective
>>10791735
I'm glad to hear that Darwin~
>>10791761
Going ok, pubg is amazing.
>>10792199
>greatest rapper of all time
This is the best one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhiHZB9sRkI
>>10792199
i have a theory that SMART error reporting for hard drives is bullshit. in the thousands of PCs i've fixed, once or twice i've seen a SMART error trip on an HDD, and the drive didn't go bad.
the $4 computer i bought today is one such case. i'm going to use it normally and see how long it takes the drive to actually die. so far it gives no indication of any problems.
>>10792324
whats smart error supposed to do?
>>10792282
what
trucky might want to play gpub with you btw
>>10792512
So are you like, dating random chicks that then get overly attached to you? Reminds me of my friend that's in jail, for some reason they always went for 35-60yo chicks.. They were with some 55yo chick.
He's been looking at memes about that game a lot recently
>>10792460
some HDDs have it to warn you when the drive is about to fail. it gives you time to back up your files. works nice in theory. but 90% of the time it only gives you a slight warning, and the other times it might last years afterward, so clearly a false alarm.
>>10792583
god no not dating and not random chicks
and she is only thirty something. not a trend i would like to continue given the circs.
will you play with him?
what are you doing tomorrow?
>>10792625
Ok, if you say so.
Yeah I totally would why not? they're fun
I'm not doing anything at all. nor for the next week. So I can do whatever I want I guess.. You?
>>10792731
you are unsatisfied with my answer and i in turn find this unsatisfying
i suspect that you will be playing with him in the near future and that you two will make a fine team
i miss playing it with you desu
same i guess but it is a fluid situation. actually the weekend is stacked but after that i think i have nothing but time until labor day weekend
i just cut myself shaving with the norelco bodygroomer. so much blood
what do you want to do with all of your free time?
>>10792977
No, I am don't mind me
well maybe when you're free we could if you want.
How do you even cut yourself with that? and enough to get a lot of blood? I googled it and it looks like one of those safety razors or something
anything really..
>>10793145
>anything really..
Send me your address and maybe we can hangout sometime.
>>10792594
Whats even the point of it then?
>>10793145
i hope we can. in fact i insist that we do.
ikr. i had it set to the closest setting but if you get unlucky it can get grabby and there are places where this is especially beneficial to bloodletting. but it is ressolved with pressure. actually i just had to clean a spot of blood off the s key and have left the error for posterity
can you be more specific?
>>10793184
i live way closer to you why don't we hang out instead?
>>10793196
To say they tried.
>>10793206
Why where do you live? All I currently have is Canada.
>>10793206
Well, play that game, probably do some programming stuff... Also I need to get back to working out, since I had broken my arm I fucked up and stopped doing things..
Also I'm getting tired, and I'm going to lay down.. and be on my phone..
>>10793249
How much muscle mass have you lost?
>>10793233
hm
interesting. still closer than him
>>10793249
sweet. i want to bench press you and then press you into the bench. never a bad time to get back into it. if you want i can send you some sweet arm workouts and give you a refresher on the stuff for your butt
>>10793349
So are you going to give me a closer approximation of where you live?
I think skitty would be a 20 hour drive but I'm sure he must have some guest rooms.
>>10793349
LOL
that would be nice. i should still have that pdf you linked me
also i'm much sleepier than i lead on, i think i'm going to sleep.. sorry
>>10793432
goodnight skitty
>>10793420
A twenty hour drive from you? Whereabouts are you anyways? He has like three dozen guest rooms or something. i get to stay in his though. want to see if i can hide in there with my ghillie suit
>>10793432
that's okay. i wanted to go to bed ages ago but i wanted to say hi to you. now i get to sleep too which is p cool
>>10793520
>tries to change the subject away from giving me a better idea of where he lives
Why should he tell you this information?
>>10793564
Because he's a nice and giving guy.
>>10793613
I am not sure that extends to everyone. Definitely should not to you.
>>10793633
>>10793671
You fucking weirdo.
>>10793703
>>10793712
fagz
>>10793748
>>10793782
Enough.
>>10793757
How are you today jim?
>>10793788
>>10793793
pretty good ay, haven't really done anything tho
hbu
>>10793841
It went well, decided to re-read a series since it has been so long and there are new books for the series. Do you have anything planned for today?
>>10793884
reading and watching shit and then maybe some vidya
Alright it's time for some sleep, I'll see most of you guys tomorrow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmUvW4egbNQ
quality video
heading to bed, night bread
beep
>>10795767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmINGWsyWX0
>>10796016
this sounds mighty spoopy
>>10796556
hello tiny friend!
>>10796590
are we the last to pones alive?
Ohayōgozaimasu
https://youtu.be/tGXiaYhqOKE
goodmorning all hows everyone doing today?
>>10796597
I'm still breathing
>>10796597
it seems so. but you know there can be only one
>>10796833
*slits throat*
>>10796793
*slays u*
>>10796846
>>10796846
whyyy
>>10796860
>>10796867
for the Watch.
>>10796793
Drowsy
>>10796876
????
>>10797313
lol I get that...take a naps it'll make you feel a bit better
>>10797343
Valar Morghulis
smokey pls
Nice Spanish proxy.
vpn*
Disgusting.
>>10798506
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I legit just sat down and fell asleep on my couch for an hour
...why??
>>10798936
>>10799310
cause it's comfy? that happens to me when I try to watch a movie I don't like much
>>10798697
>>10799488
>>10799310
That's not surprising.
If I saw you I promise I wouldn't actually kill you with a katana.
I would advise not getting killed by her.
But if you called me Fey it wouldn't be very shocking a lot of people call me that.
>>10799657
Sage advice. Might have to silence you.
>>10799685
I was memeing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU4lhLN1_tM
God, it is so bad.
>>10799487
maybe Idk
I was out like a riock until my friend called me
I was listening Dkc music and ended up falling asleep...also theres a huge storm moving in so wish me luck
>>10799582
hey gator hows you
>>10799704
"This is slipknot. He can climb. Which makes him about as effective in combat as the average child. This is Boomerang Nigger, he has a boomerang. This is Girl chick, she has a baseball bat. I believe that you lot can take down Superman if he goes rogue. Why, yes, yes I am an idiot. Why do you ask?"
>>10799704
What a coincidence, my katana does that too. It also has it's own personality, and is the most powerful in the universe.
>>10799945
I hate you so much.
>>10799999
Does that apple say 99?
>>10800082
Those are fang marks where flutterbat bit the apple.
>>10799999
Also, nice quints! Checked!
I just bit off a big ol stump of my shit for brains pair of jeans. Its all elastic and loony looking, I've got the fudgies cause my head's all foggy today and I feel like typing out a great barrier reef of textwall cause I wanna type out a great barrier reef of textwall that starts out with how my dog is so damn old its got the arthritis. Anywho blewbs boobs lactate waaay too frequently and I vote he have some clothespins stuck to his chest in order to keep them from leaking all over the place. Using manmilk for cereal like that is gross and makes me wanna lose my lunch. Mega manmilk. Though any excess manmilk that leaks out needs to be sent to skitty, he'd love that stuff. A whole bottle of blewberry manmilk, would be great for skitty's health. Now where's the Blip ship Beep Bip? I need to get BP to build me something goofy and convoluted. Maybe a big wooden chair that's also in the shape of a man taking a piss, now that'd be cool. I bet he could do it too!
Goddamn dickcord eating up all the good posterboard matter in the shitflinging pit of a hole in the trashbin like this. Why's there a porn section seperate from the main chat in there where nodoko boko doko sucks on my hard drive's dick? I went to that chat where they have that bot, and asked them how I can use a botnet to stimulate dildos into moving a large object through combined vibration in the desired direction I wanted the thing to go fuck itself. Bastards wouldn't answer my retarded ass question at all. Pricks. In short, what kind of stuff is there to get my rocks off to, or does anyone have some kind of manga or dojin I can read that doesn't suck ass up an egg? Unholy retribution to him who reads this gross word salad I've shat out on my keyboard.
Coincidence?
>>10800188
hmmm i like your clothespins idea
>>10800191
There's no such thing faggot!
>>10800188
>>10800264
All I know is that I woke up today with this big dent in my skull about the size of a golfball. Same as every other day. This isn't a real issue, but I often wonder what effect it must have on the brain. I don't feel any pain from it but it's certainly concerning because Its giving me all sorts of dumb ideas. Like getting a tattoo on my dick of patrick star, or just painting the dong hot pink with neon green stripes. Shit would look amazing I tell ya. What do you think pokebear man?
I bet you think I should go back to sleep yeah? I probably should. Its really good for your health you know. Keeps your body from breaking down by letting it regenerate destroyed cells that break down during the day from normal activity. So many benifits from sleep. If you miss a day, you can usually make up for it the next by sleeping for some extra hours. You cannot exceed 72 hours without sleep without risking brain damage and hallucinations though. That's no fun, really no fun. Like you lost all of your childhood memories no fun. Like dropped the soap on a prison boat no fun.
On a side note Urshula, what's your prefered cup size on girls?
>>10785828
good OP pic
>>10800539
You're a lewd pony, Skittykitty
Back from watching Dunkirk, how's everyone?
kill me
>>10800647
not as lewd as you
>>10800656
how was it? I bet the soundtrack was dope since it was by hans zimmer
>>10800656
Hey there~
How was the movie?
I'm sleepy and exhausted, but otherwise I feel positive. What about you?
>>10800663
Are you playing that to troll kids?
>>10800684
I don't believe you. I bet you are super mega lewd.
>>10800751
I DON'T KNOW
I'VE KNOWN ABOUT IT FOR YEARS BUT NEVER TRIED IT
>>10800684
Yay Skitty!!
It was pretty good, while the story itself isn't wowing, the immersion you feel is fucking intense and the scenes themselves with the effects more intense!!
and yes, the soundtracks were pretty EXTREMELY Fucking intense and dope, I'd recommend it, although I must warn, in the very first scene, about a few minutes in, I'd recommend you close your ears for just until the action begins (that is, if your cinema has their speakers at max possible sound)
>>10800751
Yay Squeaky!!~
It was pretty good, the scenes and effects were pretty immersive, as if you're right there, the story is simple, but I'd recommend it non the less, Oh did I mention the scenes was immersive? also pretty damn intense at times! :P
>>10800431
>On a side note Urshula, what's your prefered cup size on girls?
Mmm, not much larger than a handful. C or B cup, maybe?
>>10800521
<3
>>10800656
Fine so far!
>>10800975
>>10800864
Poor ears. I used to have reallly, really good ears, but the constant traveling and standing at train stations, where those screeching sounds raped my ears, and constantly forgetting to bring ear plugs...
Plus those concerts I've been on too, although I thought of bringing ear plugs there, but it was loud as fuck...
I think my ears are pretty average now...
I probably won't watch that movie. I'm not too interested in any movies they're releasing recently...
>>10800791
I hope it'll be fun. The game looks like trash though.
>>10801029
Heya Urshy
Can somebody explain to me why this isn't on the /mlp/ board! None of it pornagraphic, but rather a bit suggestive & random talk!
>>10801060
>>10801060
They don't like namefag circlejerks there and they're heartless, abydocomistic bullies there, for sure. They stick to their autistic general threads and we stick to our homosexual circlejerk elsewhere, where the two don't bother each other.
I would go into further explanation, however I am really lazy and I hope this answer satisfies you.
Also this was once a thing: https://pastebin.com/wL6G0fcg
>>10801060
/mlp/ doesn't allow circlejerk threads such as these, and /trash/ is less restrictive.
>>10801133
How are you, Squeaky?
>>10801060
Basically it's a lot about the freedom to post what the fuck we want and to be as retarded about it as we wish, without retarded moderation issues.
>>10801168
I'm okay; I'm okay. I'm a bit physically exhausted. I don't like feeling exhausted. How are you?
>>10801168
Exactly what does it mean to "circlejerk"? Usually people refer to a bunch of retards arguing over stupid shit when they say "circlejerk"!
>>10801047
What's new?
>>10801221
Nothing in particular
You?
>>10801218
Circlejerk is in this case used to describe how this type of thread is about people talking about each other, their days, their feelings, et cetera, rather than necessarily talking about certain specific guiding topics previously set within the Original Post.
It is also about being allowed to conversationally stray as much as desired.
>>10800864
I can watch it in hd on gostream.is so if I do it will be there.
>>10801284
I guess that clears up everything!
>>10801218
Well, in this case by "circlejerk" I mean the thread is a chatroom, and the there's no set topic. People just come in and talk about each other and whatever else they want.
>>10801299
I am glad to have been of help. Have a nice day/night and feel free to stop by in these threads again whenever, if you need a fag to talk to.
>>10801263
I'll be over at my friend's house soon. He's off work for a bit. I don't really wanna go though.
>>10801330
Did Angela really say that? That they're enemies? Pic is funny though
>>10800943
Glad to hear!
>>10800975
Hiya Moonie!
>>10801045
ah, sorry to hear that :/
Yea my hearing used to be kinda better before, but recently whenever I went to any of my cousin's weddings, I would be near a huge speaker that would rape my ears back and forth, so I'm more or less average you could say, gotta take care of those things :P
Yeah, this movie is more like a in-person documentary than a movie with a story to follow
>>10801292
>CAM
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>>10801313
Morning Rap!!
how do you do?
>>10801212
I'm fine!
>>10801379
How's it going Squeaky?
Yeah, it did:
http://yournewswire.com/angela-merkel-us-uk-enemies-germany/
>>10801385
Just woke up, it's freezing, well not 100% accurate, I was woken early by my cat making a mad dash out the front door.
He didn't go Very far, still worrisome though.
>>10801385
>cam
what, no
https://gostream.is/film/operation-dunkirk-21436/watching.html?ep=811351
they have it in HD no? it's Operation Dunkirk?
>>10801385
Hey there
>>10801330
>Non-nuclear state calling two nuclear-armed states its enemies
>Only nuclear-armed state in the EU once Brexit finally goes through is France, whose leader literally has a god complex, and has been getting along surprisingly well with Trump.
>>10801499
new bread
>>10801559
>>10801559
>>10801559