HG Thread
Why can't we just get along?
>>10783476
I dunno.
>>10783476
Because you fucking that owl caused all of reality to shift to a timeline where world peace is impossible
>>10783466
SOMEONE BETTER FUCKING HOST OR THE DOG GETS IT
>>10783493
Put down the knife
>>10783476
>"We"
Just one or two fags shitposting with the HG is dead meme. They're gonna fuck off when we eventually get a game.
>>10783476
Because cunts have too much fun causing discord.
>>10783476
Fighting is how you all get along.
>>10783476
Because people disagree.
>>10783514
>kissu
>>10783489
>watches the dust fly off that meme
Wow, I'm surprised you didn't pick cabbage.
>>10783504
I'd host right now, but I don't feel the greatest.
>>10783505
>discord
laughing.
>>10783518
Maybe they should agree more.
>>10783530
It was a word before the messenger existed, you know?
>>10783476
We'll be fine, as long as we ignore anonymous posters.
>>10783547
No, I'm completely retarded and had absolutely zero clue of this.
This is news to me. Thank you so much.
>>10783527
Don't kiss dogs. That's unsanitary.
>>10783366
All these cute faces are your emotions? I thought they were some kind of internet emojis since people use them a lot here and there, even when they use a cellphone to send a text message. I know because I use them as well.
>Karen cups her chin with one of her hand and gently rubs it, thinking about what she just saw.
So... Why do you need these emotes if you can talk? You can convey your emotions through words or physical language instead of emojis. They're cute but... I think you get it.
>>10783502
NO
NOW, WHO'S GONNA HOST?
OR AM I GOING TO HAVE TO SHANK THE DOGGO IN COLD BLOOD?
>>10783562
but adorable doggos are for kissus
>kissu
>>10783575
>turns into a piece of wood.
>>10783560
Yeah I figured, that's why I told you.
>>10783593
Why do you let him make you look like a retard like this?
>>10783590
>lights on fire
>>10783598
You know we're both being sarcastic, right?
Right?
>>10783593
Excuse me while I go put on my padded helmet and slap my chest.
>>10783610
I guess that's the thing to say in your situation.
>>10783614
I'm impressed that you're able to put it on all on your own.
>>10783568
It's an addendum.
I have more than emotions.
Watch, and be amazed.
>Zer0 stands back up straight while still looking down at Karen and pauses for several seconds to increase the tension before his big reveal. Then, his helmet lights up, and out beams in bright red light...
>"8===D"
>>10783633
My mother's black son helps me put it on, but I don't like to let people know that. I want them to think I'm a big and strong boy.
>>10783657
>My mother's black son
The cuck meme doesn't really work here. It'd still be your brother.
>>10783677
Adachi is his mother's black son.
>>10783677
I don't consider that nigger my brother.
Reminder that every single one of you are shitposters.
>>10783726
Including you and me?
>>10783726
Only THOTs and KEKs care about shitposting.
>>10783637
>The sudden large hologram surprises her and even makes her jump a little because of the sudden emotion running through her body. For the same reason she reacts out of instinct and throws a punch towards his helmet, right on top of the hologram while her body can feel a chill running down her spine. Such ''emoji'' was exactly what she was thinking, or so she thinks.
Apparently they have internet in caves now.
http://dailycaller.com/2017/06/16/canada-passes-law-criminalizing-use-of-wrong-gender-pronouns/
After 2 years of HG you know what I realized...
>>10783774
About time the flinstones actually became the modern stone-age family.
>>10783792
Nobody cares, Baron.
>>10783792
That you're a THOT and a KEK that cares about shitposting?
>>10783814
Nobody will catch on this retarded meme you're trying to force, faggot.
>>10783763
>Zer0's helmet absorbs the brunt of the impact, but that doesn't stop his neck from bending backwards and his back bowing as he leans over as a result of her punch. The emoticon vanishes as he just...stands there; fist-in-face and all. There's an uncomfortably long silence as he doesn't even move a muscle.
>Then, the silence is broken with one word:
...Ow.
i like you cunts
you cunts are cool
>>10783808
I giggled.
Boy, I sure love HG!
>said nobody ever
>>10783855
Like the HG is dead meme? Are you a THOT and a KEK?
>>10783881
>said people before you came here
ftfy
>>10783881
>THOT and a KEK
First 24, no bamboozle guarantee
Boy, I sure love COCK!
>Said nobody ever but KK
>>10783903
Parker Dinkleman
>>10783903
Shirai Kuroko
>>10783903
Nana
You sure bunny boy?
>>10783903
Eustace Fagget
>>10783903
Araragi Karen
>>10783903
Birb Heavy
>>10783903
Night Dog
>>10783903
Usotsuki
>>10783903
Mouse Princess
>>10783903
Hajime Ichinose
>>10783961
cute
>>10783903
Elias Ainsworth
>>10783903
Osamu Dazai
>>10783903
Eric in a cave
>>10783903
Max
>>10783903
Sliver Queen
>>10783903
C.C.
>>10783903
Baitposter
>>10783903
Lord Beerus
>>10783903
Extra-Extra-Extra Thicc
8 more
>>10783903
Anthony Fantano
>>10784014
Gascoigne
>>10783960
>pets
>>10784014
Lernneh
>>10784014
Bathtub Man
I made myself the promise of not trusting forest critters anymore, but I'll make an exeption
>>10783903
Yandere HG-chan
"Why won't you host for me onii-chan...?"
>>10784014
Ascended Wazowski
>>10784037
cringe
>>10784014
Eggman-kun
>>10784014
DESPACITO
bamboozled
>>10784057
Boop
>>10784073
who the fuck are you
why do you wear the bandages
>>10783961
>>10783974
I want to dick Usotsuki
>>10784079
His nigger BF beat the shit out of him
>>10784091
that must be extremely painful
>>10784073
>>10784100
He's a small guy
>>10784138
for me
>deep breath
CUTTING EDGE
>>10784157
Well this is suprising. Thanks for saving our hide, man
>>10784157
Get on with it.
>>10784157
Terrible news everyone. I don't have the shekel game code imported.
But great news everyone. The autoentry does its job, which makes my dick throb.
Whoa, I'm a poet and I didn't know it? Astounding.
>>10784157
>Dazai leans forward, throwing himself off the edge of the wall surrounding the arena
>He lands on his podium from above
The show begins! Lets have some fun, shall we?
>>10784200
Indeed, this is a strange one we have here.
>meme games
Fuck off.
>>10784200
>>10784200
I know you aren't the president anymore, but that doesn't mean you can go spread around rumours like that, mister Obama.
>>10784200
<insert comment>
>>10784084
>>10783974
I know I am~. But neither've you are my type!
>>10784200
Awww....
>>10783859
>She waits for a moment after he listens to his voice, his wince and her fist stays in place, inches away from his helmet. A second after her arm drops to her side and rubs the back of her head with her other hand,
S-sorry, my instinct kick in the worst moments.
>>10784260
>Bathtub Man ignores the chaos going on in his head, that's something for his psychiatrist to handle
BREATHE
>>10784264
死ね
>>10784260
>>10784288
You remind me of something....
Captcha: Alamo
>>10784266
>Zer0's helmet beams out a less-offensive emoticon this time: ">_<".
The instinct to punch
over just a little joke?
>The assassin rubs the front of his helmet to make sure no cracks formed with the blow. Fortunately, he feels none.
Not a fan of them?
>>10784312
Never~
>>10784264
>>10784312
What do you thin, Adachi? Should I get the ductape and chlorox?
>>10784319
Suiseiseki, let me in
Don't make me stay here
Suiseiseki, hold your breath
We're running short on air
Suiseiseki, resuscitate
At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down
Suiseiseki, take me back
To the chan I was born in
Suiseiseki, finish it
Wake me up again
Suiseiseki, resuscitate
At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning
Breathe in, desu out
Resuscitate
>We can't go on hearing this
>Are we newhere
Send a flood, desu the fags back
Clear
Just one more time
Breathe in, desu out. While there's still time
We could be the heartbeat, Of everything nine tenths collapsed
Come chan back to life
Desu be the breath of air. Just get to the lungs of the dying
Can you feel the purge
It's been coming for so long
Can you start it.
It's been coming for so long
Let's restart it, With a gentle hand
With a thousand voices
With a single word
When alone
You see clearly, I would know
Now I want to live and love
All these fragile things
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down
>>10784351
Just get the chloroform and his TV
>>10784319
This is what a real code is.
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
>>10783466
>i recognize this ref
>he's seen some shit
>>10784344
わたしは、あなたを愛しています
>>10784351
つかまっている。
>>10784362
>tfw recognize the jasonafex one
>>10784378
Sorry, I don't speak Weeb.
>>10784362
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>>10784260
>>10784362
>lenny getting hyena events
:thinking:
>>10784378
something something grorius nippon sword forded over a 1000 times something
>>10784378
I already told you, you're not my type~. So go bug someone else, you weird old man!
>>10784403
>bottom event
truth
How big are HG dicks?
>>10784403
LENNY
E
N
N
Y
>>10784455
We're all girls pretending to be guys
>>10784444
僕と結婚して下さい。
>>10784477
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>10784477
And then some of us girls pretend to be guys pretending to be girls.
>>10784462
>>10784455
>posts asswhore's dick
>>10784335
N-no! I find it funny as well but it was a surprise to see the giant emoji right in front of my face. Usually my instinct kicks in whenever this happens, just like anyone. Sorry roboto. I hope you didn't feel anything or at least it wasn't a lot of pain. If you want you can punch me so we're square.
>>10783792
Just saw this and laughed my ass off.
Hacked into asgore's porn collection.
Check this 'shit' out.
Zer0 is actually the mc oc the emoji movie
>>10784444
Flatchested, beaverbushed skank.
>>10784480
いないよ
>>10784503
I should enable the winscreen generator for testing
>>10784547
>first cp on v and now this
I'm at my limit for disgusting crap for the day.
>>10784575
quickposting the peace for keks
>>10784583
>shits
why did I laugh
>>10784592
>crap
heh
>>10784570
自分を殺す時間。
>>10784563
Not my fault my growth was stunted~
>>10784601
Buh-bye.
Oh shit I'm sorry
>>10784594
aaaaaand...
>>10784614
sorry for w'hat
>when you thirst after the one you bullied and shitposted and they reject your feelings because of what you did in the past
>>10784621
winner
>>10784610
>Fucks
>>10784531
You did not lash out
at any of the others.
>Refraining from accepting her offer to punch her in a gesture of equality, Zer0 instead cocks his head to the side while beaming out "?".
What are you hiding?
>>10784548
>...When you put it like that, I'm inclined to shelve him again.
>>10784630
Excuse me, I have stuff to develop.
>>10784630
Thank god
>>10784641
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>10784639
I used to be a meh before I put on the mask
>>10784641
And my autocopiler cron died again.
>>10784634
>Nailbats
>>10784630
Ascended! Congrats~. THank youu.
>>10784641
>>10784630
Thank
>>10784651
nice
>>10784641
How do the autism measurements work?
We must know.
Why is this so hot?
How come Aussa don't want me, man?
>>10784641
Well, that certainly was interesting.
Maybe everyone should cut down on the drugs next time, this was weird
>>10784678
Hey, at least you dont have it as bad as vino
>>10784630
I have no clue what just happened.
Congrats?
Thanks?
>>10784661
>Cums inside
>Fucking dies
>>10784686
>gives a rubber ducky wearing a beret
>gets cucked by a horse
>>10784678
Because aussa doesnt lewd as aussa dumbdachi
>>10784669
item.autism += rng.Next(-100, 101);
>>10784712
Now that's just silly, I'm going to bed. Today was a rough day
>Bathtub man goes to bed, but takes the rubber ducky with him
>>10784731
GIB SOURCE
>>10784721
>what's wrong ash-kun
>could it be youre...
>craving my mgnuggies?????
>>10784678
Maybe you should not have tortured them so much.
>>10784741
Night bath boy
>>10784746
it's a horse
>>10784738
See these dubs? It means youand Adachi are going to ERP and typefuck eachother.
>>10784658
>You merely adopted the emojis. I was born into them, molded by them...
>I didn't see the Emoji Movie until I was already a man.
>>10784746
closest thing I found
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Hibiki_Ganaha/1
someone has all this shit saved on their computer
>>10784790
wtf I love night dog now
You guys are over exaggerating on the Emoji movie
It's not that bad fags
>aussa will never love me
>it's my fault for bullying aussa
>i did this to myself
>aussa never wants to talk to me
>thinks about committing seppuku
>>10784817
>gives you the succ
>>10784790
Don't do that. That's just wrong
>>10784817
Ship with me instead?
>>10784814
>not that bad
Emoji movie scored #2 in the box office recently
More money = more movies like this
THERE IS A FUCKING MEME MOVIE COMING IN 2020 WHICH WILL INVOLVE FUCKING RAGE COMIC MEMES, THIS IS ANYTHING BUT ''not that bad''
>>10784814
>t. Didn't see it
>>10784841
you can't stop me
>>10784854
acktuwally he ish ur trainer so he can
>>10784817
Host and I'l think bout it
>>10784854
Post some Braixen
SAW filenames?
>>10784872
Faker. The real Aussa would have said "H'ost 'n' I'll th'nk 'bout 't."
>>10784794
thanks
>be me
>testing a bit more optimised code
>it gets cancer and gives me this
Great thread you're having, HG
>>10784874
eh sure
>>10784880
what is the aphrodite in host replacing, dumbass
>>10784880
My accent aint that bad and you know it.
>>10784885
You're not a good programmer, apperently.
>>10784875
"The Official file name format for Secret Avatar Weekend will be : AvatarName(Image Number)
Examples : Hoshi(234), Suzumiya Haruhi(0012)"
>Hosting Guild server
>The only active channel is people puking memes all day long.
>Full of people """""working on their codes"""""" and never finishing them
Thanks Hoshi
>>10784899
>Aphrodite
juan more
>>10784892
Post some Garbodor
>>10784854
There's a pokemon thread for this junk.
>>10784899
>>>aphrodite
Also I just forgot to remove the o.
>>10784904
>aint
Uhmmmmmmmmm where's the apostrophe?
How fucked are you?
Lets try being happy for a change.
Post wholesome shit
>>10784904
>Molests
>>10784906
It's related to execution order.
Somehow the checking of i mod 3 always returns false.
>>10784927
>living in the US
>>10784935
have you tried getting good at your job?
>>10784915
>not realizing it was just to get people to join his discord server because he's not allowed in the normal HG server
>>10784928
>>10784928
>>10784928
ok
>>10784918
>hyper cock and balls
hot
now post some cockvore to go with it
>>10784938
>Living in france
>>10784926
Not everythin' warrants a contraction.
>>10784932
>Manhandles
>>10784928
Sounds alright.
>>10784939
Don't you get tried of shitposting intentional mistakes and (You) baits?
>>10784956
>Cums between your farmtits.
>>10784953
>Not living in France
What's the point of even coming to HG anymore if Aussa doesn't like you? I'm done.
>>10784927
>safe
get fucked, other parts of the country
>>10784951
>cock vore
Dude.
Cock vore is shit.
>>10784928
Roll
>>10784964
>living in france
>>10784959
I don't get tried.
If your job is writing code and you can't do it, you should learn how to do it.
>>10784956
Except ain't is literally a contraction of "is not."
>>10784968
At Least it's not Anal Vore
>>10784970
THIS ISN'T WHOLESOME ANON
>>10784976
>t. redneck
>>10784970
Rolling rolling rolling
>>10784986
Fuck you anal vore is tops.
>>10784970
Rolling for vore
>>10784993
>implying anal vore is good in any situation
>>10784970
Roll
>>10784992
>living in france
>vore shit
Lmao
>>10785009
Stahp
>>10784992
How does it feel to surrender your country to the EU and mudslimes?
>>10785017
Ntr a shit
>>10784964
As-salāmu alaykum
>vore
>cuckoldry
>rape/forced
Are these objectively the worst fetishes?
>>10785024
>Mudshits aren't as bad as the immigrants invading Scandinavia and Germany, we disciplined them during centuries even if we still have work to do
I'm suprised nobody blamed summerfags for all the shitposting.
>>10784978
>
>>10784639
Hiding? I'm not hiding anything, roboto doto. If anything I'm hiding the fact that I'm hunting for villains and enemies of Justice so they can't tell when I'm going to attack. Allies of Justice have to be sneaky as well to strike with a surprise buttJustice attack.
>Despite of what just happened and how she fucked up a second ago she already has a smile on her face again as if she didn't care a whole much.
>tfw you have a backup plan to move to poland incase your contry becomes a terrorist haven
>>10785030
You forgot scat
>>10785043
>not winterfags
>>10785067
It's winter in Australia right now, so it still checks out!
>>10784985
Localized pronunciation. When was th'last time ya read someone spell it like that, huh?
>>10785082
>no cock
Dropped
>>10785089
>loli
Have fun evading your ban
>>10785089
>loli porn
you know that is against the rules, right?
>>10785089
Reported for CP. Enjoy your ban, cancer.
>>10785089
GET THAT ASS B A N N E D
>>10785085
You seem to have a peculiar speech pattern? You're not from around here are you?
>Dazai takes a deep breath
Yes! I can practically smell the dirt of fertile farmlands on your clothes.
>>10785107
>>10785108
>>10785109
Alright fellas.
See you after I reset my modem I guess.
>>10785089
I have that same pi-
...
I mean, delet this you fucking pedo!
>>10785110
hi low tier god
>>10785117
>implying they want IP-range ban
>>10785089
KAMINA NO
Why are Kamina's avas so fuckable?
>Ilya
>Megumin
>Dog-chan
>Shimakaze(male)
can we just host a game and leave the degeneracy behind?
>>10785127
>he doesn't use vpn at all times
wew
>>10785132
Because you're gay?
>>10785113
Er. First off that's kinda rude to say, second, it's a work in progress, alright? Used t'be an awful lot thicker a coupla months ago. If ya don't mind, I'd like 'ta get back to my studies now.
>>10785132
>trap shimakaze
>fuckable
>>10785124
Hi scrawny whitey wearing his dad's jeans
>>10785089
yeah i ban him
i ban him
>>10785132
All avatars are fuckable if you're degenerate enough.
>>10785140
>resetting your modum and using an VPN at the same time
???
>implying mods ban on trash
I've posted loli and shota in these very threads. Mods dont give a shit about trash unless they're bored
>>10785052
Don't change the subject.
You were scared of that...member.
>Zer0 leans forward to face Karen again. This time, he projects out a possibly unfamiliar symbol to her: the one depicted in the accompanying pic.
But for what reason?
>>10785151
T-thanks, mod.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEE8QQBuuYg
wadada
>>10785152
>not doing both
I bet you also don't use incognito mode
>>10785154
Ichigo got banned for posting Rikka porn. Can't wait to see which degenerate it is this time.
>>10785167
Berserker
>>10785167
Inkling
>>10785148
Your studies, huh? Well, I wouldn't want to be a bother while you're trying to study...
>Dazai sits down a good distance away from you
>He slowly inches his way to your side and takes a peek at you book
>He has no idea what it's about as he casts his shadow over the text.
>>10785167
Araragi Karen
>>10785167
Furuta
>>10785167
Defuse Kit
>>10785167
Parker Dinkleman
>>10785167
Osamu Dazai
>>10785167
Arashi
>>10785167
Night Dog
>>10785167
Shota
>>10785167
Zer0
>>10785167
Shirai Kuroko
Doesn't getting banned delete all your posts in the thread? Only that one post got deleted and it wasn't the first post from IP
>>10785167
Mouse Princess
>>10785167
Some lonely homosexual from France
>>10785167
C.C.
>>10785167
Eustace Fagget
>>10785167
Ancap
>>10785167
Baiken
>>10785167
A can of Pabst
>>10785167
>>10783992
Sliver Queen
>>10785167
Gascoigne
>>10785202
It usually does
which means he;'s probably not banned and got off with a warning
>>10785167
Thinn
>>10785167
Syria
>>10785202
>implying a mod deleted it
He deleted his own post you idiot. He's still gonna get the banhammer though.
>>10785167
Machi Amayadori
>>10785209
Ban this kid
>>10785167
Scoot
>>10785162
I-I wasn't scared of it, I'm not hiding anything. I simply was scared to see the huge hologram very close to my face without realizing it could happen. Not it didn't scare me because I was prepared already.
>A drop of sweat runs down her cheek as she looks at the hologram right in front of her. Though she doesn't understnad what this face has to do with the last one since she's out of the loop when it comes to these things.
>>10785188
Fuck off cancer
>>10785167
Amanai Yuu
>>10785228
>Greentexts about Implying
>Implies implications shortly after
>>10785167
M. Bison
>>10785234
Does the truth hurt? :)))))))
>>10785167
Hajime Ichinose
>>10785167
Usotsuki
BUMP THE GAME KAMINA
>>10785260
Why is her nose so itchy?
>>10785259
I'll get your ass one day or another
>>10785234
>rapes your family
>refugees
4 more
>>10785270
If Len is Kamina I will fucking kill myself
>>10785167
Agrias Oaks
>>10785269
whore
>>10785278
Ryougi Shiki
>>10785278
WOAH
>>10785279
You didn't know?
>>10785278
>>10784041
Ascended Wazowski
>>10785269
Nice pits
>>10785278
Gordon Freeman
>>10785278
perro caca
>>10785275
I don't live in the north so it can't happen
>>10785300
please just be joking, wasn't Len a /b/fag when Asgore was still posting on /b/?
>>10785274
>I'll get your ass
This is why everyone thinks you're gay.
>>10785167
Johnny
>>10785179
>To the uninitiated, or in fact unskilled in the subject, it'd look like a bunch of nonsense, not even in any earthly language and barely seeming to have any consistency whatsoever.
...Magic. That was more an asking 'ta be left along, y'know.
>She makes a point of fixing the person with a annoyed little stare while she adjusts her glasses
>>10785256
You could have just not posted.
>>10785244
>Zer0 keeps the unsettling-looking face projected as he continues to get in her face.
If that was the case
Why was there no punch for this?
>Zer0 points to the emoticon currently beaming out.
It was as sudden.
>>10785315
He's just memeing
swaps and stuff
>>10785333
Let's party~
>>10785320
>Did you see your shitty wrestlememe character?
>>10785333
>>10785320
swop
>>10785279
>Len
>Kamina
How did people come to this conclusion
>>10785333
lookin good, also checked
Cock
>>10785333
>>10785320
Please give the can of Pabst's spot to this cool dude.
>>10785333
Going for the gold
in the sport of massacre.
Take the medal home.
>>10785333
>>10785285
>>10785320
I would let Ocelot top me to be quite and totally honest
>>10785322
Magic, huh? You know, I'm not that unfamiliar with magic myself! Lots of people can do many strange and interesting things.
>Dazai notices she's trying to ignore him and focus on her book
>He takes out his own and starts reading as well
>"How To Commit A Happy Suicide"
>>10785333
Onwards and upwards! Life is sweet, and by our own hands, short!
>>10785364
>reverse NTR
Hot
>>10785345
>no
>>10785348
>>10785356
>>10785361
>cheers
>>10785333
Get on with it.
>>10785364
Calm down girl, there are kids nearby
So I've been stuck on 20-30 events oer section in my code, any advice on how to increase that number?
>>10785333
A fine roster to be sure. Now then, let the bloodshed and terror commence at once!
>>10785390
Write more events, dum dum
>>10785388
Put them to bed dear
>>10785373
This idea brings me more pleasure than I feel it should.
>>10785390
Write the same events but word them differently.
Write reverse versions of those as well.
>>10785403
They are not mine
>>10785403
Suz please stop.
My erection is quite painful at the moment.
swaps and stuff are done
Adachi
>>10785375
I tried to make the jaw as square as humanly possible.
>>10785287
>>10785304
Sssssh.
>>10785411
You were plating the bomb, don't you?!
>>10785411
>Gascoigne defending a giant beast
k
>>10785409
Put your wife's kids to bed right now
>>10785411
Anywhere else.
>>10785411
>Dazai swoops down from the rafters to collect the money
Food! A meal! The basic desires of every man! I won't let this chance pass me by! I must pay for my own food this time! Nobody will lend me any more money!
>>10785397
Thanks anon, I wouldn't know what to do without you <3
>>10785405
Reverse version could perhaps work on some of the events, but I don't want to just change the wording and add it as an event, it feels really cheap.
>>10785440
fine then, what's the code's theme
>>10785431
We don't have any kids
>>10785411
Yes yes, you are right. Right now us three stooges must work together to survive! Let bygones be bygones, eh?
>totally gonna kill her later though~
>>10785411
I tire of being killed for my supplies. Maybe now it will end.
uh oh he's double blind
>>10785427
She's not a beast, you just gotta get to know her better.
>>10785466
>Dazai opens the crate and immediately knows what's inside
Never again... I've left that lifestyle behind!
>>10785466
Who makes these anyway? I mean, no man alive is big enough to carry this.
>>10785449
I kinda don't want to tell, it would make it obvious who I am. Just wondering if there are some more tips&tricks for event writing that work on any code
>>10785453
I have some bad news
Imagine losing your virginity to the emojis from the Emoji Movie.
Gene would be just a nervous as you, maybe even more. He’d pick a romantic location, light candles and make sure the music put you guys in the mood. You two would kiss a little at first, getting more and more used to each other. Hesitantly, Gene would move on top of you, making you feel safe and secure in his arms. You felt his hard erection on your thigh, making you buck your hips up instictivly. Once he knew you were properly lubricated, he’d slip his thick, yellow length into your hole, leaving you both a moaning mess.
Hi-5 knew what he was doing. He’d been with loads of other emojis before, which made you feel even more nervous. As he wrapped his thumb around your shoulder, he leaned in for a kiss. Even though you were not very experienced at kissing, his lips still felt like a perfect match for yours. Keeping your lips locked, Hi-5 moved his pinky to your crotch, rubbing in all of the right places.
Jailbreak would be really turned on that you’re a virgin. She loves taking control and having the lead. She’d make sure you were okay with everything, before she continued, of course, but she loved knowing that you were under her power. If she’d run her tounge aross your sex she’d look up to see if you had enjoyed it. If not. she’d move on and find something else you would like. Like anal beads.
Don’t let her ‘Meh’ expression fool you, Mary was super nervous. She wasn’t too experienced herself, only having ever been with Mel. But Mel was in the corner, stroking himself to you two, and she was on her own to take the lead. She’d spank you first, trying to put on a show for her husband. His hand kept a steady pace on his yellow stick, but once Mary had started pegging you with a strap on, Mel’s fist was a blur as he released his yellow load on his round face.
>>10785504
It's stricly impossible, I'm a woman and she is pure as a white sheet
>>10785174
>wasn't any of the filenames I use
??????
I got banned for a different reason.
>>10785533
It would taste, really bad, so don't try anything.
>>10785466
Hm, what's this? You seem to be in quite the predicament. Is the tear gas that strong?
What you need is a napkin!
>pulls out a napkin out of pocket
No ? Two napkins?
>the man reaches under his crotch and pulls out a second napkin
Oh, what the hell. You can have them all!
>the man throws a whole basket of napkins from nowhere, landing it directly on the poor woman's face who is still coughing and tearing up.
There we go. Sharing is caring~
>>10785533
Now that's what I call an eye for an eye! Well played, young lady. Well played!
>>10785466
>after interogating the poor girl, Agrias sets out to kill the unholy bug that is Sliver. Slaying it in only three turns.
>>10785533
No loss on my end since I had no supplies to begin with.
>>10785572
>>10785572
>>10785572
>>10785524
Les enfants terrible
>>10785327
There's no punch for this because like I said, I was prepared for this cheap trick of yours. You won't scare me with you holograms... My instincts are sharpening as we speak.
>She narrows her eyes ever so slightly, staring at the emoji right in front of his helmet.
For now I have to go and eat delicious stuff because that's what humans do instead of the robotos dotos. Hmph!
>Karen turns around and positions her arms like a soldier on both of her sides, then she starts walking like one.