HG THREAD

>>10773801
Summary

>>10773880
I think they passed out.

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pettan pettan tsuru pettan

>>10773819
Yu Law ava when

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Real Nigga Hours!
Who /reallyshouldbeinbed/?

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>>10773924
>me
>good night

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>>10773924
I have family shit tomorrow, but I'm drunk and idgaf

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>>10773924
pick a template dammit
http://imgur.com/a/rD6Vn

>>10773933
please be autist i have patience

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>>10773923
I AM YULAW!

I AM NOBODY'S BITCH!

(You) ARE MINE!

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>>10773932
Goodnight Reigen-sama!
>>10773933
Go to bed.
>>10773947
>Huh?

>>10773968
You won a game, choose a wincard so they can sleep.

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>>10773968
>>10772561

>>10773968
>>10772561

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>>10773924
Wow. I get to be included in real nigga hours and the sun's still burning bright where I am.
>The skeleton looks up the sky, musing at how lucky he was to be labelled a real nigga despite it being daytime where he was.
Sweet. I just keep winning.
>How is it day where the skeleton is but night where Star is? Are they not in the same place? These are the mysteries

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>>10773993
Hey Craig, my one and only skele-bro, how are you doin'?

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>>10773986
>Well that can't be tr-
>>10773989
>>10773991
>Well fuck me sideways. Sorry about that Len I had to step out for a bit! I'll take a random one you can pick.

>>10773947
What a rude skeleton

I love you Hoshi

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>>10774046
Thanks, anon!

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;-;

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ayy to the lmao

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>>10773924
>I'm tired but it's too early to sleep.
>Send help.

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>>10774041
i finally get to use the one nobody picks yay

back to lurking again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u0EZnfO0Kc

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>>10773993
Silly Skelly! It only counts if you're on the RIGHT side of the planet! But it's a common mistake.

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Tell me what's troubling you

>>10774101
>>10772982

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>>10774123
Absolutely nothing...

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Should I drunk host?
Evens yes
Odds no

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>>10774018
Oh snap, hey man! I wasn't expecting to see you 'round these parts again, I was honestly expecting you to chicken out. Good on you!
>Craig moves to pat Parker's shoulder, but when he raises his arm it pops out of its socket and falls to the ground.
Uh, I've been good for the most part. Ignore that,
>Craig points down at his disembodied arm only for his pointing finger to break off too,
it's...been happening a lot lately.

>>10774101
Are you telling me I'm on the wrong side of the planet? That can't be right, I have to be on the right side of the planet. The relevant side of the planet, right? The right, because I'm always right. Right.

>>10774123
insecurities about rp

>>10773993
NAAAAAAW SON!

U AINT A REAL NIGGA TILL YOU BOOFED A PENCIL STRAIGHT UP YO AZZ.
>"fuck outta' here toothpick lookin ass nigga. fuckin coconut head."

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>>10774094
>The police are on their way.
>>10774096
Thank you Len! Sorry again for keeping you up, I'll hang this on my fridge!
>>10774125
>Cute!
>Did you draw it?

>>10774123
>roleplay is shit
>character choices are shit
>code is shit
>events are shit
>no friends

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>>10774136
>Parker picks up the fallen bones and tries to relocate them back into their sockets.
Have you been drinking your milk?

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>>10774154
>Oh shit. I can't go back to jail, man. I can't. I wouldn't survive again.

>>10774154
No
Our resident drawfriend did, just making sure you get it

>>10774046
Hi Karen

>>10774163
Are you me but reversed?

>>10774182
>>10774057

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>>10774151
ACTUALLY, THAT MAKES YOU A HOMOSEXUAL!
>The skeleton barks, to counter the real nigga's own barking.

>>10774167
>Craig's arm sits in its place for a small moment before popping right back out. In addition to his arms, a couple of ribs snap off too.
Of course, I would never neglect my milk drinking. I don't know what's causing this. Maybe I'm dying? Who knows.

>>10774184
I'm you, but weaker. Fuck you, asgore.

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>>10774123
Car theory exan tomorrow, spooked that I'll fuck it up

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Sleeping is for the weak and the allies of inJustice.

>>10774123
I live.

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>>10774200
Hm, let me get something.
>Parker goes to the kitchen to get some expired sauce. He dabs it on each one and sticks them back, hoping the sauce would act as a glue.
You're dying eh? Well just respawn and you will be as good as new.

>>10774231
Socrates would Rekt you so fucking hard.

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>>10774231
>Crawls onto and takes a nap on your lap

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>>10774200
>"daaAAAAAaaayum."
KNAW NIGGA I AINT NO HOMOSEXUAL NIGGA, I'M STRAIGHT AS SHIT! AIN'T NO MUHFUGGEN HOMOTHUG NIGGA.
>"YOU GET YO DIKKED SUCK FOR SAYING SHIT LIKE DAT."
>"u gun get yo ass clapped if you know wuzz gud nigga. talks cheap. "
>"DAS HOW WE DO IN THE SKREETS GNAWIMEAN."

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>>10774231
Sleeping IS for the weak.
So why are you still awake?
Go to bed, Karen.
>Zer0's pleased at his sass, as his helmet projection shows: ">:D".

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>>10774231
I, as an ally of JUSTICE, am perfectly awake!

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>>10774283
>I fucked up the syllables again.
>TWICE ON ONE DAY.
>END MY LIFE PLEASE, THANKS

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>>10774136
Hmmmmmm. I think I know what you're problem is my skeletal adversary.
>The princess summons a rather large dictionary out of thin air. The heavy book drops onto the floor, Star reaching down to flip it open as her eyes begin to scan the pages. She gets past two whole pages before the boredom kicks in.
Don't tell anyone I did this okay?
>She asks the skeleton quickly before twirling her wand around a bit, mumbling a few words under her breath as she figures out a spell.
Super.....pink.... page turner!
>The magic kicks in as a small pink cloud pushes the dictionary's pages rapidly. Star follows it closely before stopping it on one particular word. Just the word she was looking for.
There it is! Delusional!
>>10774171
>I'll send you a postcard
>>10774175
Thank you Anon! And if the draw friend is lurking thanks!


>Phoneposting sucks

>>10774307
sleeping's for the weak
so why are you still awake?
go to bed karen

i just solved that mess
you won't need to fucking die
haikus are easy

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>>10774250
Socrates is not an ally of Justice.

>>10774252
>She freaks out when a little girl takes a nap right on top of her lap. The same emotion unleashes a chain of events which force an outburst of flames all over her body. Karen jumps and spins into the air before landing on the floor assuming a fighting stance. A whole patch of blackness covers the room they were in, freezing this instant for the eternity before Karen dashes towards her. She doesn't punch her but she ''pokes'' a weak point with her finger tips in hope to render the girl's body useless.
Die criminal scum.

>>10774283
Nani?! I'm not weak, roboto doto. My training is way better than you augments!

>>10774293
Another skeleton?! You're not Justice, you're just like the others skeletong I've faced around here. Nothing but a pile of bones waiting for the perfect moment to strike when no one is looking.

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>>10774316
>I know they're easy, but I fucked up twice in one day. These are the only times I've ever fucked up the meter, and they're essentially back-to-back. Ay carumba.

>>10774318
>Zer0 cocks his head to the side.
Is your training good?
Can you kill completely cloaked
and with just one blow?

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>>10774318
>the flaming skeleton puffs his chest out, flaring his purple flames especially high
JUSTICE is my heart!
JUSTICE is my soul!
>The purple flames burn especially high, surging at least thrice as high as the skeleton himself
JUSTICE IS MY VERY BEING !

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>>10774248
>The sauce holds the bones together, although it's very crude. His arm hangs limp by his side, a useless limb just dangling from its socket.
Here's hoping, right? Although this has been happening back at home too, so...I dunno. I might have to go a bone shop sometime soon.

>>10774276
You fellas run a very homoerotic street. Heck, I don't even have a frickin' dick or an ass to get clapped, how are you gonna fag me up queers? Heck, for all I know I'm a chick. I can't tell from bone structure, I'm no bone scientist.

>>10774312
Don't tell anybody what, that you decided to read a book? There's nothing wrong with reading. You sound like you need to read more, honestly. Total airhead. Fill that air up with knowledge, mkay?
>Totally ignoring the magic she had just used as an opportunity to insult her, the skeleton takes the dictionary and shoves his face up in it, so she can't see the page for herself.
Huh. That's funny, the word "delusional" doesn't have a definition. It's just a picture of you....

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>>10774356
Well maybe I could hook you up, They recently recalled the "Mr. Meaty's Monkey Special" and we are left with a bunch of ape parts, maybe it could help.

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>>10774343
Yes I can. I know the way of the ninja and I do those weird hand thingies with my fingers. Oh, oh, I also yell catchphrases to entertain the audience.

>>10774347
>Her eyes widen to see a wonderful show in front of her. This skeleton wasn't any ordinary skeleton but even with his flames surrounding him like a torch, Karen places her hands on her hips and looks at him with a cocky smile.
You can't be Justice when I'm Justice already. Skeletonyo magico is what you are.

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>>10774356
Nah nigga we open minded.
>"we ain't queers nigga, das how we do nigga."
>" We will suck a niggas dick if you be frontin for that shit. Reppin dat D-LOW name nigga."
>"We don't play roun wid dat queer shit crakka."
>"THE FUCK YOU JUST SAID PUNK ASS NIGGA?"
>"You say that type of shit one more time nigga, one more time and I swear yo ass iz gun get clapped tonight nigga."

>>10774318
>roboto doto
Pls stop doing this

HG is ALIVE

>>10774413
I wanna squeeze those tittays

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>>10774393
Monkey?
>There's a quiver in his voice as he casts his gaze upon the ground, a forlorn look on his skull as he fidgets with his fingers.
They're my boys, man. I'll have to pass out on that, just thinking about it makes me sick. Besides, I wouldn't want any type of fleshing touching my pure, pristine bones.

>>10774426
Yo, alright, alright! I'm totally cool, I've got an open mind myself. I'm chill, we're chill. No need for any asses to get clapped...or capped. Clapped is gay shit, nigga. You gay. `

>>10774461
Calm down Adachi

what ships do you want to become a reality

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>>10774413
What "weird hand thingies?"
>Zer0 makes air quotes while also displaying a pair on his helmet.
And what catchphrases to yell?
What ninja are you?

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>>10774521
Me X Tetsu

>>10774521
Me x anyone

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>>10774472
REIGH HERE NAW NIGGA! PLAYIN WID ME BOI. PLAYIN WID ME BOI. NIGGA KEEP YO ASS ON A MUDD FUCKIN CONCRETE DON U THINK WE SLIPPIN ON AUS NIGGA. YOU GUN GET CLAPPED NIGGA. AUGGH nigga you GOT 2 CHOICES NIGGA. WALK AWAY. OH.. GET YO ASS CLAPPED. NIGGA.
>"I got a slug for your mutha, your brotha, your sista. I got slugs for your whole family nigga. "
>"Hollowtips nigga. Hollowtips nigga."
>"DOOT DOOT NIGGA."

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>>10774356
WHAT!? WHERE WHERE LEMME SEE!
>Proving the Skeleton's claim of her being a ditzy airhead right, the obvious jab flew over her head as she shoved Craig out of the way for a better look. She scanned the entire page, turning her wand into a magnifying glass to help her efforts, only to come to a bitter conclusion.
Heeeeeeey, this isn't a picture of me! These are words! You tricked me, or maybe you didn't? Maybe the words are made up of really tiny pictures of me!?
>She gasp at the sudden revelation, going back to investigate the words as she seemed to forget Craig even existed.

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Well? Say something, HG.

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>>10774542
Alright guys, I don't want no trouble. I'm walking the fuck away, got my hands up and everything, surrender n' shit..
>The skeleton raises his arms in surrender, turning his back on the hood niggas and walking away slowly. He stops dead (haha skeletons are dead) in his tracks though when he hears one of them shout DOOT DOOT.
The fuck did you just say? Say it again, nigga. Say DOOT DOOT again.

>>10774558
Oh, silly me. It must've been for the word "gullible" instead.
>Knowing she was probably going to take that remark seriously as well, and unable to bear having to look at her display her stupidity even further, the skeleton smacks the dictionary from her hands.
I was joking! It was a joke, you dolt! Jeez Louise, right?

>>10774613
what up

>>10774521
Parker x Karen x Craig

Love triangle

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>>10774613
Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger
I'm 100% Nigger

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Alright, mates. You get to become your ava and do whatever you please, but in order to do that, you have to eat this.
Would you do it?

>>10774624
>Not Adachi x Hoshi x Karen

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>>10774623
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>10774681
ew

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>>10774623
A..... joke?
>She takes a while to understand what he meant, only for it to finally snap as she burst out laughing.
Oh! Hahahaha! This is one of those Earth things right? Is this the part where I do this!
>Trying to play along, Star attempts to lightly shove Craig, hoping that her Mewman strength didn't hurt the boney fellow.

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>>10774681
This is a very difficult choice
Do I get to become only one of my avatars or can I switch at command?

>>10774703
Last one because why not

>>10774712
Then definitely yes

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>>10774613
I could really go for some calamari right now.

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>>10774623
>A vehicle rolls up and ends the scuffle gratuitously by doing a good-ole drive by.

BK SQUAD MUTHA FUCKA ! BK SQQUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAADDDD NNN

BK SQUAAAAAAD!!!!!111

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>>10774532
Yes! The seals of the animals, the power of the elder gods of the ninjas danjas. Just look and behold my true power, unleashed.
>Karen raises a fist into the air and then claps one time, keeping both of her palms glued together. Then she starts moving her hands all over the place, interlocking her fingers in some weird ways she can't comprehend either and yells.
Rasengan dengan mengan pengan.

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>>10774702
Suck my dick or I release your nudes

>>10774794
ICHIGO STAR'S A FUCKING LOLI

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>>10774703
>>10774712
>It'd be worth it.
>>10774724
>>10774613
Actually thinking about it I feel more steak-y. And Like passing out.
And it's way easier doing those things than being weird and vaguely threatening.
>She faceplants on the ground just like that.

Good night.

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>>10774692
Wow, I didn't even need to do anything and I made her scream. Truly, I am the spookiest of all.

>>10774702
>With even the slightest of touch, Craig's skeleton quickly begins to fall apart. The skeleton tries to scoop up his ribs as they fall, but eventually his arms pop out of their sockets too. Eventually all of his bones break free from his skeleton and end up as one massive pile, with his skull resting on top.
Oh boy. Things are not looking swell for me...

>>10774734
>Craig stumbles back as a barrage of bullets is unleashed upon him. Bullet and bullet rips through his flesh, w-
Wait a second....
>Craig pats down his skeleton, checking for any damage. He then checks the wall behind him to see it has been decorated with bullet holes.
They all went through me! Hell yeah, BK SQUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

>Waiting for SAW even though I know no one will talk to me

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>>10774835
Agggh...
>His shirt besmirched in blood, the nigga holds on to his wound croakin his last words n' shit till he bleeds out.
AWWWgggh.... Ahhh hale naw nigga. the...the whe...they blasted the fuck outta me. Awww.... shieeet, nigga, ah shit.

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>>10774794
>Anon let's be rational here okay!? You're not thinking straight!

>>10774835
AHHHHH!! I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry!!
>All she could do was apologize as she tried to gather all of him up. She wasn't that well versed in the human skeletal system, so all she could do was try to stick random parts together and hope that they fit. While she was trying to connect a rib to his ulna, she turned back to him with a few small tears.
S-should I get the glue?

>>10774866
>Are you me?

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>>10774835
No, behind you.

>>10774895
F

is kill?

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>>10774895
Yeah, they blasted the fuck out of you. BK SQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD! Yo, shut the FUCK up. They did ya the honour of pumping your sorry ass full of lead, the least you can do is die for them right away, none of this bleedin' out shieeet.
>Grabbing hold of the nigga's shirt, Craig drags him over to the curb.
Bite this shieeeet, nigga. We American History X'ing this shit. Shieeeeeeet.

>>10774924
Do not cry over me, child.
>Craig says, in a maternal, affectionate voice.
You're going to stain my bones. Uh, this is the third time this week this has happened to me, and it'll be the third time I have glue stuck on my bones. I dunno if that'll be damaging in the long run, if it'll give me some kind of bone cancer...you just can't tell with these things.

>>10774959
Behind me? There better be another fuckin' - sorry, frickin' - skeleton behind me, because WE'RE supposed to be the spooky things behind people's backs.
>The skeleton slowly turns his head to see what had made the Inkling so spooked.

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>>10774767
>Zer0 watches Karen's display of her ninja prowess all the way through.
>Then, once she's finished, he brings his hands up to chest-level and slowly claps.

>>10774984
he is

>>10774994
FUCK YOU cra....cracka.... dem niggas played me, aaaugguhhhh... aaaaaaaaaaauugghghhhh... som-... somebody call the AMBERLAMPS!
>The nigga flails around lifelessly while the skeleton drags his sorry ass to the curb. He wails out a bloodcurdling cry for help.

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>>10774994
>She uses Craig's bones to dry her tears and blow he nose.
T-thanks Craig. Wait, three times? Have you been skipping out on the milk?

i get off work and its fucking dead

>>10775094
niBBa it's 4 in the fucking morning

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>>10775004
I know what I said isn't really a catchphrase, to some extend, but I wanted to say it anyway. Thank you for your appreciation, roboto doto.

should I host?

>>10775099
niBBa its 5 fucking pm

>>10775115
Please.

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>>10775094
It ain't that bad, I think it's kinda nice really. I mean I'd rather there be a game goin', but heeey; some peace and quiet ain't terrible.

>>10775116
Hoshi?

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Inkling in the top 10. Is it too early to think about a repeat of last time?

https://pastebin.com/xcHqTx6L

>>10775138
no, but same coutnry

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>>10775060
Ain't nobody gonna come to the aid of some hood rat nigga, nigga. You done for.
>Craig grabs the back of his head and slams it down onto the curb while he wails, knocking some teeth out. Craig raises a foot above his head, ready to smash it down on him and knock his frickin' brains out.
BK SQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDD

>>10775078
Look, remember when I said "don't cry over me?" I was being literal, y'know, it's kinda why I said you're gonna stain my...
>Craig interrupts himself to sigh deeply in annoyance. He was completely at her mercy, so he wasn't really in a position to be snide at her.
No, I love milk. I would never, ever think of skipping out on my tri-daily calcium intake. It's skeleton suicide!

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>>10775155
>100+

>>10775160
Nibba, it's also 5 AM in more civilized parts of the world

>>10775179
no motherfucker its 5pm and hg is dead fuck u

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>>10775155
>Shit, looks like I'm heading down the jobbing road again.
>Wonder if Gant left anything of use...

>>10775155
SOMEONE PLEASE STOP KAREN

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>>10775155
My bones are getting tired from this game of tug-o-war that's going on. 995, 1000, 995, 1000, 994, 1000. When will I know peace?

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>>10775112
It was a good show.
>The assassin stops clapping and lowers his hands to his sides.
Return to me when you can
back it up somehow.
>Zer0 leaves Karen hanging on those words as he walks off into the night.

>>10775155
>I am soooo going to be bottom 10 by next update.

>Good night, HG, and have a great day tomorrow!

Ugh fuckking shit fuckinh shit shity shi fuck

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>>10775200
he's going to job lke last time and he's going to 0 points with elias

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>>10775172
>It just so happens that you smashed the jungle-bunnies brains out at an empty McDonald's lot; Ronald rolls out of the chain, scanning his eyes to find you clammering and yammering about.


....

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>>10775172
>Sorry but I'm getting tired and I don't wanna half ass this. Is it okay if I go?

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>>10775248
>The skeleton sits on the hood of a car and rests his hood-rat-squashin' foot on his lap, scraping off bits of brain and clumps of hair stuck inside of his foot...bones. When he finishes cleaning himself up, he looks up to see Ronald staring right at him.
Oh, FRICK!
>In a panic the skeleton dives off of the car and dashes out into the street, only to be decimated by an incoming truck. It seems Craig would be spared from an encounter with Ronald today.

>>10775270
>Ah, I was about to wrap it up there anyways. Cya around.

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>>10775306
>He leans over exhausted from a long-day's work and walks away.

He had it his way... for sure.

What are your favourite RP tropes?

>>10775433
Someone being stark raving mad. Like Sheogorath or that ''muh diligence'' ava King Kuck played.

damn lads, this is dead

Quick, post cute anime girls while Aikawa is not here

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>>10775520
Let's make it ALIVE! Pipiripiupiu!

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>>10775520

>>10775531
>pats head
You tried.

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>>10775525

>>10775572
I said cute, Anon. If I want to see worn out bicycles, I'll wait for the Tour De France next year.

>>10775531
>is alive now

>>10775572
Hold up, this be loli porn

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>>10775572
But prostate play is cute

>>10775634
It's gay as fuck.

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>>10775557
But not only I tried, I also accomplished my objective.

>>10775600
I'm alive too! What a coincidence. Do you want to do alive things together?

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>>10775633
>no visible nipples/pussy
k

>>10775647
What sort of alive things do you have in mind? There's many things you can do if you're alive.

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>>10775648
>a loli giving someone a rinjob is not loli porn anymore

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>>10775658
That's the problem, I don't know what we should do while we're alive. We can go jogging or punch a wall but I don't think you're into it. What do you like to do, anon?

>>10775679
My favorite three things to do are hesitate in making code, hesitate in making my secret ava folder and hesitate going to bed.

Is HG getting it's very own Mad Thad or not? I thought loli porn was illegal in a lot of the world?

>>10775754
Loli porn > furry porn desu

>mfw leaving
Peace out.

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>>10775784

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>>10775735
So you favorite thing to do is hesitate about everything you love and enjoy? Why is that? I can't understand why someone would hesitate to do these things when they obviously enjoy the finish product. How about you stop hesitating for once and you do them instead? You don't have to do all of them at once, one step at the time, even if they're slow as a turtle. Then everything will be alright and you'll never be hesitating again. Think about it, you either have to make your code right now, make your secret ava folder or go to bed. Which one are you going to do?

>>10775775
Loli furry porn

>>10775803
ASCENDED

>>10775754
i dont know im just smashing that report button
If some retard gets v& for deciding to share his fetish with everyone it'll just be even more keks

>>10775820
>reporting on /trash/
Enjoy your ban. Not even memeing.

>>10775796
Maybe slow like a turtle is right. Might as well sleep on it and come up with something tomorrow for sure.

>>10775847
Not that guy, but please explain to me how he would get banned

>>10775855
Mods have a tendency to ban people who report things on /trash/ for "abusing the report button".
Badically the mods know this is trash and they do not care. But they do care about getting bothered with reports. It has happened quite a few times.

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>>10775852
A rock can reach his destiny, a hesitating rabbit will never reach the finish line if he keeps hesitating and even if he does the turtle would be way more faster. Go at your pace anon and enjoy it. Stop hesitating and do something with your aliveness, even if it means you're gonna be slow.

Post an image of an ava you are working on

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>>10775881
>a rock
A TURTLE

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>>10775891

>>10775905
Stop already.

>>10775891
fuck off i'm not revealing my secret ava

do you ever see some shit

>>10775905
Shit show with characters that only appeal to the slow and feeble minded. Kys.

>>10775855
You can also get banned for announcing reports.

>>10775880
>>10775923
Ah, I got you guys now
Thanks for telling me, mates

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>>10775891

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>>10775905
>we had this ava played like twenty times already
>all of them were disappointing
>all of them left after one or two days
Perfect for SAW, where you need an ava for two days and you'll just end up being disappointing.

>>10775942
Thats why its bait motherfucker even look at the generic image name

>>10775915
I see some shit right now.
The shit is you.
You are shit.
Kys.

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>>10775891

>>10775943
>damage control

>>10775946
>is a mirror

First 24

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>>10775953
M-Monk?

>No mr bean
I am disappoint

>>10775967
Kys

>>10775977
Who?

>>10775972
It's always been a consideration but never done a 3D ava before. No idea what the "rules" are or anything.

>>10775891
Girl with an eyepatch

>>10775953
Holy fucking shit. I forgot that show actually existed. Nice choice.

>>10775986
Same as for any other ava, just do you. Personally I think Monk is cool so do it.

>>10775986
The rules are; don't be a retard. That's it.

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First few
24

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>>10776018
Araragi Karen

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>>10776018
Rhaegar Targaryen

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Has anyone ever played this glorious bastard?

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>>10776018
Shirai Kuroko

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>>10776018
Anarchy Panty

>>10776039
We used to have one.

>>10776039
Yes.

>>10776039
Yes

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>>10776018
Game of the year

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>>10776018
Marisa Kirisame

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>>10776018
Female villager

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>>10776018
Robert Baratheon

>>10775847
>implying there aren't mods on /trash/ that do their job
How retarded are you must be?
>implying I'm banned
wews my lads

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>>10776018
Baki Hanma

>>10776046
>>10776047
>>10776049
Really? Who?

>>10776070
Why do you care so much about this shit that doesn't matter?

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>>10776018
Kosaku Kawajiri

>>10776070
Just make an hg board on .8.

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>>10776018
Windows XP-tan

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>>10776018
Catling gun

>>10776039
Vert did him once. I think.

>>10776076
nice projection pedo

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>>10776018
Gascoigne

>>10776073
Uhhhhhhh... I cant recall.

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>>10776018
Yoko Littner

>>10776112
Oh, you're just a baiting faggot looking for anything to argument about. Okay then.

>>10776100
Good lad for having good taste. I'll see if he wouldn't mind if I picked him up.

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>>10776018
Machi Amayadori

10 more lets go

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>>10776018
Hunter

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>>10776018
Sanae's bitchin tits

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>>10776018
A distressed animu girl

>>10776112
How boring is your life that you have to pick fights with theoretical pedos here? Just RP and have fun dude.

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>>10776018
Arashi

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>>10776018
Mega tits

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>>10776018
The next big thing

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>>10776018
Cyuute Raymuu

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>>10776018
Monky Bizness

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>>10776018
Safety First

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>>10776018
Witch abuse

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>>10776018
Cleava Beava

>>10776172
I hope this isn't real.

>>10776172
haha this is a nice edit anon, really fooled me for a second

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>>10776018
My wife

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looks good to me

>>10776210
you look good

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>>10776210
Heck yeah let's get going! I'm ready to win for once this time, ze

>>10776210
I like the way you think

>>10776258
>What's the right thing to do?
Suicide

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wow so fast

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>>10776297
>Battery at 2%
>Windows system powerful mg down....

>Thanks for hosting dood!

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congratulate this winner

>>10776308
Grats

>>10776308
summary?

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first 48

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>>10776258
>>10776297
Alright these look pretty usefu- hey what's going on?! Yukari must be pulling the strings again. Anywho thanks I guess.

>>10776318
no fuck off furry

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>>10776314
no

>>10776258
>>10776297
This must be Mii.

post the list of /co/des

>>10776337
No it's must be Yuu

>>10776319
Oh hey you're alive

>>10776340
https://pastebin.com/qS1t2uh8

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>>10776345
Well duh! Did you really think that the greatest magician to roam this place would simply just die off? I have just been super busy lately, sorry to disappoint, or whatever.

>>10776351
Thanks

Is Wild West alright?

>>10776370
Go for it

>>10776370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zXKtfKnfT8

>>10776328
post the summary for the tournament anon

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>>10776388
first 48

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>>10776395
boy if you don't.

Hand over 24 if you know what's good for ya, pardner...

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>>10776403
ok
first 36

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Where the FUCK do I enter?

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>>10776403
Marisa Kirisame

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>>10776395
>>10776403
>>10776407
Lord Beerus

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>>10776403
Kosaku Kawajiri

>>10776409
>SANP

>>10776409
ASUKA ACADEMY WHEN

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Araragi Karen

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>>10776403
Doot Doot

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>>10776403
Monsieur Le President

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>>10776403
Witch

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>>10776403
Kiyohime

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>>10776403
Sea dogs

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It's real btw

I thought i was hosting> what the hell

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>>10776403
Gascoigne

What the fugg is going on

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>>10776403
Emi with a lasso

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>>10776439
Araragi Karen

>>10776453
Hey, look, Karen can't read.

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>>10776403
Ichigo Kurosaki

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>>10776439
>>10776453
I thought I was skipped, please ignore.

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>>10776403
Anarchy Panty

>>10776456
>expecting a jap to be able to read latin letters

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>>10776403
Kosaki Onodera

>>10776465
Well she can speak it.

>>10776465
>>10776456
>>10776453
OH SHIT
AWESOME ROLEPLAY

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>>10776403
Shirai Kuroko

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>>10776403
Lolicon duo

>>10776469
haha no anon that's the subtitles, she's speaking japanese
>>10776472
>tfw anon is a roleplayer and he's a fucking natural at it

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>>10776403
Craig

>>10776478
But are you speaking Japanese?

Gimme 8 more

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>>10776403
Fujiwara no Mokou

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>>10776403
Etna

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>>10776403
Tenshi

>>10776490
Go to sleep

>>10776483
yes, all of us are speaking japanese, you're just seeing the subtitles in english
計画通り

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>>10776403
Upset anime girl

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Yoko Littner

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>>10776495
I cannot.

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>>10776495
I wish I could sleep but I've been up for like two freaking days. Two! I can't even find my way back home.

Gimme 2 boneless filler

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>>10776418
Take it up with the big red one. Last time I've heard, she was planning to renovate the facilities.

>>10776415
>FCUK!

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>>10776403
Invisible girl

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>>10776516
Two Hoshis

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IkvAb6THQY

Welcome to the west, pardner. Ya best watch yourself round here.

>>10776534
I have to go in half an hour. If I win and don't respond I apologize in advance.

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>>10776534
>>10776545
Same fore me i'k so sleepy right now.

>>10776554
>that face
wtf