ITT: Pokemon Are Real. Universe 2. Which region has the best

>>10772085
>Check phone once more.

>>10772355
Right. I have no money. Damn.

>Close phone.

>Leave town, begin heading down the next route.
>Whether or not his companions follow does not matter anymore.
>He will find someone that can give him answers, and having those two with him will only slow him down.

[ Theta has left the party. ]
[ Theta's location is unknown. ]

>>10772930
unova

>>10772930
ocean man

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>>10772930
Alola, bro, totally Alola.
>>10772900
>Dubs
"Yeeeah, like, it's been on my mind for a long time, bro. I totally wanted to say that..."

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blowjobs

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>>10772930
Kalos, Calem is the best battler I know, and he's a good person, better than me.

I've sent petitions to every political figure I could think of today, not sure of it will help.

Calem still won't leave his house, I'm getting worried about him, maybe the media stiff got to him again.

>>10772984
go back to ef

>>10772990
>petitions
y

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>>10772993
no u

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>>10773001
Repealing the laws that made prostitution illegal, I've gotten the idea of opening a brothel stuck in my head, and the law is in the way.
My shrink says I just need to get laid and the idea will fade, but that isn't happening any time soon.

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>>10773055
You're petitioning for... Prostitution to be legal? Why?

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>>10773055
This just in: Serena wants prostitution to be legal!

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>>10773080
I just said, I want to open a brothel/bar.
I don't see why this is hard to understand.

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>>10773089
Is it really a "this just in" if you're a day late, Malva? You missed Lysandre returning, by the way

>>10773089
>Memes
Yes, and?

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>>10772930
I don't really follow celebrities.
Sun looks like a cool guy, though.

>>10772972
"Hah, nobody says totally and actually means it."
>Apply the head fur ruffling
"Though you might actually mean it, heh"
"...damn, this was the last thing I ever expected to see"

>>10773124
>kiss nerd

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>>10772930
I'm not sure, honestly.
It's a tough choice, but there's a few standout options. Alola, Unova and Kalos, namely.
>>10773096
Huh... Do you have a location in mind? I'm young and need the money.

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>>10773096
I suppose I just don't understand the appeal. Maybe I'll get used to the idea at some point in the future, but for now it seems incredibly foreign. Just another one of those things we didn't have in Oblivia.

>>10773096
>>10773156
No, we aren't legalizing this again.
Do you people forget all the rapes that happened?

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>>10773156
Luminose, but first the laws need to be repealed so it can be opened legally.

>EVERY TIME
>>10773166
It's easier than sustaining a relationship to simply pay for sex.

>>10773174
Regulate it, have weekly check-ins, take a page from Kanto, actually, they do it for breeders.

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>>10773174
I'm living in a random person's shack right now, hoping that they won't turn out to be an axe murderer.
I burned the bridge to my previous arrangements to ash.
The one person i know could bail me out is stuck in Hoenn with a smashed-up leg.
So... I'm a little bit desperate right now.
>>10773183
Ah, I see. Can I still keep in touch if this doesn't pan out?

>In the city of Lumoise, someone has been found dead.
>Cause of death: A blunt impact to the side of the head.
>A search has begun for the culprit, though there were no witnesses to the crime, so the chance of finding them is slim to none.

>>10773249
What? From the rapists?

>>10773279
Yeah, whatever. Apparently the Unovan serial killers have moved here too.

>>10773293
Fuck me.

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>>10773096
Paid for casual sex? Who pays for it?

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>>10773293
>Time to yoink that soul for sweet levels.

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>>10773249
It's the paying that gets me.
Oblivia's towns were small, but the attitude towards sex was rather casual.
However, most people did the entire romance anyway. For fun, I suppose.

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>>10773279
I guess.

>>10773293
Uuuugh, at least it's not serial yet, hopefully the I.P can catch them.

>>10773329
Send police to do weekly inspections or something, vet them with psychics.

>>10773342
The customer. They choose a prostitute in the brothel and pay for time with them.

>>10773386
Oh. Sounds nice.

Hello... again /par/, still with no contact from the outside world except a laptop and a TV tuned into unintelligible Kalosian channels...

>>10773293
>...
This feels familiar, yet, it isn't.

>>10773407
>or something
You have no fucking idea what you're doing, do you?

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Kalos seems like it's having a fun time.
How is everyone?

>Rolling for A Thing.

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>>10773426
I'm drunk, shoot me.

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>>10773407
No I mean like who has to pay for it? Isn't sex easy enough to get?

>>10773426
Obviously not since she doesn't seem to understand the concept of rape.

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>>10773483
You'd be surprised...

>>10773493
You don't seem to understand the concept of prostitution is separate from the concept of rape. Prostitutes choose to be there.

>>10773512
>>>>>>>>>>>prostitutes choose to be raped
>>>>>>>>>>>prostitutes choose to be raped
>>>>>>>>>>>prostitutes choose to be raped
>>>>>>>>>>>prostitutes choose to be raped
ok

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>>10773148
>Record scratch
>Incredibly surprised nerd

>>10773493
>>10773426
Do you?

>>10773477
You seem to be well on the way to do it yourself.

>>10773483
Some people are less capable or lucky.
>"Like me"
>"Or at least until last night"

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>>10773408
You have been graced with amazing channels, mon amie! Bask in their glory.
>>10773293
Ugh
Perhaps if police knew how to do their job we wouldn't need the IP investigating everything.
>>10773445
Kalos is always having a fun time.
I myself am... bored. Et toi?

>>10773522
Taking money for sex is not rape

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>>10773512
>being a prostitute makes being raped okay
u wot

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>>10773529
". . ."
"'Chu okay, bro?"
>>10773512
Hey, like... can I offer some advice?

>>10773512
Are you a black hole? Because you're the most dense person I've seen.

>>10773550
This.

>>10773512
So... Being a prostitute makes being raped okay?

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>>10773522
Do you not understand that prostitution involves consent?
Are you high?

>>10773529
Nah, can't inflict that on my Pokemon.

>>10773550
Holy shit you people.
Prostitutes choose to have sex for money, they give consent.

>>10773551
Shoot.

>>10773554
>>10773563
This is bait, that's the only way this makes sense.
Fuck you people.

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>>10773512
>being this retarded
holy shit kys

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>>10773530
Bored out of my mind. Considering cutting my visit short and visiting Kalos.

>>10773512
Next you're going to say murder victims are asking for it.

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>>10773512
>prostitutes choose to be raped
you are a disgusting perso

>>10773576
Okay.
But.
What about if a prostitute gets raped.
What then.
Where is the consent.

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>>10773512
>prostitutes choose to be raped
wut

>>10773604
>>10773610
>>10773616
(Could you stop.)

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>>10773512
>prostitutes choose to be raped
how can you even put this together and think it's logically sound

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>>10773576
Like... this is kinda hard to talk about, you know?
I was in a Breeders' for a long, long time.
It sucked. Every minute was terrible.
I dunno if sex will ever be, like, enjoyable again, even with somebody I really like.
Don't do it, please. It's not worth it.

( Also, will the samefag please go the fuck to bed. Not giving the cunt any (you)s. )

>>10773629
(Dude you fucked up IC, I'm calling you for it. I'm the second guy.)
>>10773638
(IS RPING FUCKING SAMEFAGGING NOW?)

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>>10773529
"I think its as easy as just asking most of the time."

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>>10773512
>prostitutes choose to be raped
I am so fucking done with this degenerate shithole

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>>10773551
"I'm fine, just felt something for a few seconds"
>Resume pets

>>10773522
>>10773550
>>10773577
>>10773604
>>10773616
>>10773631
Now you are just spamming, please stop.

>>10773576
Okay.
Okay let me just.
PROSTITUTES CAN BE RAPED.

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>>10773649
fuck this place
>>10773629
>>10773576
>>10773638
>>10773659
fuck all of you

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>>10773512
>prostitutes choose to be raped
edgy

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>>10773595
Good choice, visiting Kalos is always an amazing option! Where do you plan on visiting?
>>10773649
>>10773665
(Oh, I'm all for calling a character out when they make a mistake. Serena getting three trillion replies saying the same thing is kinda... It'd be fine if there weren't so many of them, y'know?)

Fucking hell.
I come here to relax, my leg's still three days from walk-on-able, and the place has been shat up by one pendejo with nothing better to do.
Eses, this is why I drink.

So, other than this shit, what's going on in the world? I heard shit blew up in Unova a few days ago.

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>>10773512
>prostitutes choose to be raped
someone please kill this person

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>tfw you can't tell if the character is being played as a retard or the rper is legitimately this dumb

>>10773665
(Fuck you too and your samefagging)

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>>10773512
>prostitutes choose to be raped
I hope you get raped so that you can see how wrong you are

>>10773712
>>10773735
(I'm out, sorry. If someone is going to bitch and drop a character over me trying to RP this place isn't worth my time.)

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>>10773638
>Read
>Reflexively intensify pets

>>10773654
"Depends on who is asking who."
"For example, if I theoretically asked you...?"

>>10773715
This place's moderation has always been bad but now it's just as lawless as Almia.

>>10773752
( Sorry to hear that, mind telling us which characters you play? )

>>10773752
(If that was RP, it was really damn bad)

>>10773768
(I hadn't picked up anyone besides the gengar that bugged the armor guy and the Umbreon if that counts.)

(ok Serena is dropped can y'all shut the fuck up now?)

fuck my life

HB shoot me plz.

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>>10773512
>implying things
as a real life rape victim I feel offended by this even if you were joking

>>10773790
>He's so buttblasted about his autism that he drops the character.
Nobody would have fucked you anyways Emrys.

>>10773761
I know, right? I've been to Almia, ese.
It was a clusterfuck, and that's coming from a fucking Orrean.
Anyway, how's life right now? I'm eating ramen and spending time with the team right now.
>>10773782
( Sorry that you got lumped in with the current threadshitter, man. )

>>10773752
>>10773782
(As I said, it wasn't your specific response that was the problem. It's the fact that he was getting 10+ responses per post that were saying essentially the same thing.)
(It's a shame to hear you're going, but I hope you have a good time with whatever else you do.)

>>10773828
(That's not Emrys)

( am i retarded? i feel like the prostitution comment was totally justified and correct. I'm obviously missing something. how is saying that prostitution differs from rape, in that the prostitute opts into it, deserving of such a shitstorm?)

>>10773782
(Liked those chars. Well duder I hope you come back soon.)

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>>10773845
Projects to continue and pokemon to pet, and the latter has priority.

>>10773852
(The problem was that the comment got spammed over and over. IC or not, it is not acceptable)

>>10773851
It is though. It literally is.

>>10773852
Go join Emrys in the shame corner.

>>10773782
( You do not have to leave. As long as you do not attempt to instigate a problem on purpose, I see no reason why you should cease participation. )

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>>10773761
"Probably since you've been so nice to me."

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>>10773761
>Rey's a little shaken, but pets help.
"Thanks, bro..."
>>10773852
( We have a resident troll, unfortunately, and apparently he crawled out from under his bridge to shit up the thread. That's the context here. )

>>10773891
(that's the thing, I'm really being serious.. I dont understand how that comment is offensive. I am honestly asking for an explanation.)
>>10773889
(but then thats the spammers fault for making it a stupid meme, not the origin, I mean, anything could be the next "prostitution")

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>>10773638
Did you choose to be at the breeder though?

>>10773891
(Bones, can you do me a favor and stop. I know this is you.)

>>10773945
(We can't tell the difference between legitimate posts and shitposting when it's spammed like this, there's no I.Ds or anything.)

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>>10773935
>implying these threads aren't always shit
>implying you spergs didn't cause / par/#1's death on your own without my help
I only come here when I feel like it, you porchmonkeys only have yourselves to blame for this

is the salazzle here?

>>10773959
(you don't though, that's why we have a policy against stupid name calling, because that's all it is: stupid. You have no way to know of anyone's identity, so don't even bother.)

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What does PAR think about the recent murders in Unova?

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>>10773935
"Any time. No matter what happened before or in dreams of alternate possibilities, you deserve the pets, bro"
>Maximized petting

>>10773925
"Probably? How much would be than in percentage?"
>Pets for two

>>10774028
They are a shame... but also the cost of living in such a diverse world. When the globe is as connected as it is now, crazies can and will go and try shit like that.

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>>10774028
I try not to worry about it too much?
I'm um... I'll probably be fine and uh...
I don't really have any detective skills or a job with the police or anything so...
Yeah. It's easier to just not worry about it.

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>>10773955
I... I never did. My bro and I, like, we tried to escape. Over and over.
Hell, I saw... Hell, that's what I saw. I can't think of another way to describe it. Wishing to be able to see the kids, and like, still wishing you never would, like, because if you did, it meant...
Sometimes I wonder if I should've, like, dragged one of the workers there to the Distortion World, even if I'd go down with 'em.
>>10774053
"I'm shaken up, bro..."
>>10774028
Well, like, the crazy park guy got stopped, at least, right?

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>>10774028
Apparently if they're prostitutes we just say fuck em

>>10774065
>>10774074
>>10774089
What do we do about this, though?
This stuff is becoming more and more common.

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>>10774089
And that's the difference, your situation is a tragedy, but prostitution is different, the people would choose to be there, and be paid for the work.

>>10774116
In a word. live.

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>>10774028
Almost thinking of skipping region again.

>>10774089
"It's all over now, bro. They even found the owner of one of the worst of those places in Kanto dead, drowned"
>Pull the zapmouse into a tight hug
"All over."
>Meanwhile, deep inside Stibs psyche something dark is stirring

>>10774129
(idk who you are but can you not bring the drama back?)

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>>10774116
Um... Maybe... Uh...
You know how in Johto everyone has a Pokemon out with them all the time?
Maybe that??
I could uh...
Maybe join the IP if um...
If you guys think that would help at all?

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>The local news stations air a breaking report.
>A woman is shown, her abdomen cut open vertically.
"This just in, a woman found slashed open at Snowpoint! Police are suspicious of it being a return of the Snowpoint Slasher or a possible copycat murderer. Police will be stepping security up around Snowpoint in the coming weeks. This has been Jubilife TV with your breaking report."

>>10773530
I can't understand a thing of what they say and none have subtitles in English.

>>10774116
I dunno. Like, keep my friends safe and my eyes open. I guess that's all I can do.
>>10774160
"T-they did? Did they get a name, o-or a picture? I dunno if it was, like, that guy..."
>Rey shudders.
"T-thanks, though, bro."
>>10774131
S-still... it won't be fun anymore, sis.

>>10774131
>Prostitutes choose to be raped

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>>10774249
>tfw you forget your pic

>>10774258
Chu a Cutie

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>>10774227
Oh well, that prostitute chose that for herself

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>>10774053
"Percentage? 99% the 1% accounting for if you do something mean."

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>>10774227
Are any non-stab knife killings in Snowpoint lumped as the Snowpoint Slasher?
>>10774243
That makes it all the easier to simply sit and listen, non?

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>>10774249
It would be a job, one people choose to enter.

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>>10774249
>Open up the dex
>Search for that article
>The corpse was censored, disfigured and bloated for the extended time in the drink
>Yet it was identified as a former Breeder forced to close for cruelty to pokemon and gross negligence, yet allowed to walk away free
"Is this one, is he"
"All over, bro"

>>10774301
"Well, that's uh... something"
"But for now, there's a 'chu that could use some fairy magic"

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(hey at least that ocean man meme'll be dead after this thread lmao)

>>10774344
Serena I see your point but in Kalos the prostitution business was made illegal because of the murders and rapes of women.
What are you going to do about that?

>>10774309
Can't listen if I can't understand, and I can't understand a huge majority of this country.
I can't even remember why am I here in the first place.

>>10774357
ocean man

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>>10774227
Definitely getting out of here.
>Rolling for time to grab a hotel in Kalos and get moved in with last two numbers.

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>>10774346
"Y-yeah... that was the boss."
>Rey hugs Stibs.
"He's... really gone."
>>10774357
( But at least the OCEAN MAN meme is innocuous. I kinda hope it isn't dead tbqh )

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>>10774376
That is a shame, would you like lessons, anon? I have spare time.

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>>10774346
"Fairy magic? On it."
>>10774397
>Wrap the 'chu with some ribbons around his chest in a hug and get the party started

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>>10774397
"He's gone and he will hurt no one anymore"
"Never again"
>Practically become a ball of nerd and mouse
>If Rey is paying attention to Stibs mind, he could feel something stirring deep down

>>10774424
>Ball of nerd, mouse and pupper

>>10774421
I'm having a hard time remembering things and the hospital has yet to move a muscle and assign me a psych, but, better than talking to uncaring nurses.

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>>10774365
Pokemon bodyguards would stop violence.
Obviously thats not ideal, but safety comes first.

>>10774499
>Pokemon bodyguards.
You know the legal busineses tried that and most of their pokemon got OHKOed, right?
Are you going to be sending your own to help?

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>>10774424
"Oh, thank 'chu, Sylvie..."
>Rey's feeling a little better.
>>10774449
>He's relieved, but also a more than slightly tired. Too tired to accurately be poking at his friends' brains.

>( G'night all. )

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>>10774528
I would train the bodyguards, yes.

>>10774357
( I shit you not, i noticed it was missing and promised myself that ill be the one to do it next time, Ocean Man is eternal.)

>>10774548
Why don't you cut the middleman out and start some kind of guard service?
With all the violent bullshit happening I think that infinitely more profitable than a slut shack.

>>10774548
>>10774560
Yeah people would pay bank to be protected by a pokedestined even if its their delegates

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>>10774478
Right, well. Tell me the name of your hospital. Never let it be said that Siebold does nothing for his country.

>>10774585
"Lumiose... General? One that has a clear sight to that tower"

>roll to summon zygarde or kira

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>>10774547
>>10774424
"Well, there's but one option now"
>Lift mouse and borker
>Carry them both to own bedroom, careful to not unwrap any ribbons
>There will be much to explain to Frankie next morning

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>>10774621
You fucked it.

>>10774585
>Flip flap.
"Nice robe thing. Are we going somewhere?"

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>>10774616
Oh? I know that hospital. Give me... Twenty minutes.
>>10774651
"Je vous remercie. I am, apparently, heading to a hospital to teach an amnesiac the wonders of the Kalosian language and culture."

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>>10774560
>>10774581
Because after what happened with Flare I promised myself to let Calem do the real fighting, I'm not cut out for that type of stress. That and honestly I just want to run a bar and brothel, it's dumb but it's how I feel.

Maybe Calem could do the bodyguard stuff if he ever gets over the media hawks stressing him out. He still hasn't come out of his house.

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>>10774693
"Pshaw. Make it 0. Watch this."
>Roll to actually teleport them into the room.

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>>10774733
.HA

>>10774693
Alright, alri...

>>10774733
(Ohgodwhatthefuck)

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>>10774738
Hey whats cooking

>>10774733
>>10774741
(Rip. If Siebold wants to call it he can. Otherwise... Loud entrance?)

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>>10774749
.nm watching gods fuck it
.how are you man

>>10774751
I vote he gets teleported. but JUST him, Im sure Siebold can figure out how to get his shit back...and clothes)

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>>10774762
Cuddle pile in my own bedroom and checking locations for new server farms and/or evil team lairs.

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>>10774773
.chya like
.sick
.whatcha thinkin about
.i can like
.grab us some shit in oblivia
.wait almia has that sick oil rig
.what about that thats like the perfect evil lair

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>>10774694
Quelle? Do you want me to drag him outside?
>>10774751
(I was gonna just wait for you to decide it, but sure. Loud entrance, some broken shit.)
>>10774771
(Zygarde and Siebold end up in the hospital sans everything that isn't part of their body? I'm fine with that.)
>>10774733
>33
>Gj Zygarde
>The giant mecha and the chef end up in the hospital room alright, but not without suffering on both ends
>The bedside table is broken and Siebold is absent of everything not literally apart of him
"...Pourquoi m'avez-vous fait cela?"

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>>10774799
If you can get the oil rig to, lets say, outside Castelia that would be grand. Because fuck Almia.
I think there's also another oil rig south of Hau'Oli in Alola but it may be a death trap, would double check first.

Checked Oblivia, locals are snoops and Rangers a bother.

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>>10774859
.can do magnets mcgee
.snoopmode active
.not to be confused with snoop mode
.thats the one where i order weed to someones house
.pchoooooooo
>rolling for minutes to fuckin scope out a death trap with last number
>>10774838
.ha

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>>10774838
>A man in his forties holding a voice recorder is inside
>He is thrown back into the wall
"What in the world..?"
"And they complained about one of my pokemon being too large"

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>>10774875
>Cough.
"Well we're here."
>Squint at nude frenchman.
>>10774838
"Should I get you something?"

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>>10774838
I doubt you could manage it, I pulled it off once but it involved our town being wrecked by Flare, it was rebuilt by the time we got back though, so that was nice.

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>>10774903
"I don't need to have a working memory to know that you are not normal"

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>>10774873
>>10774909
>No phone on the Siebold at the moment, he'll give you guys proper responses later
>>10774903
"That would be preferable, yes. It's cold in here."
>Frenchman is currently turned away from anon and Zygarde, arms crossed over his chest
>>10774875
"Zygarde isn't my Pokemon. I don't train dragons. But he certainly is large, isn't he? "

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>>10774976
>REC ON
"Note, Zygarde, green, black, humanoid, large"
"Is being nude a Kalosian tradition?"

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>>10774937
"I'm Zygarde. You are?"

>>10774976
"..."
>Siebold gets a trenchcoat with black as it's primary color and a green hexagon design.

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>>10774998
"If my memory serves me well he's not restricted to just a humanoid form. And... No, not outside of outlandish attempts at romantic gestures."
>>10775007
"Je vous remercie."
>He dons the trench coat, wrapping it tight around himself to preserve warmth
"... why do you have a human size trench coat?"

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>>10775007
"Would tell you if I could remember"

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>>10774976
>Getting no response, Serena knocks back another shot of vodka
>Two nights in a row now, thank Arceus she doesn't really suffer from hangovers
>She leans back in her chair, flopping her head to look at her Delphox upside-down
"Deliiiilaaaah come snuggleeee"

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>>10775043
(Memes)
"Note, Zygarde, alternative formes"
"Note, Kalosians do not usually go in the nude"
>REC OFF
"Feels like I should remember either of you but I can not"

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>>10774873
"Hey, any luck?"

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>>10775043
"Why not?"
>Zygarde gives a shrug.

>>10775045
"I'm sure frenchman can help you."
>Sorry, I'm gonna step out for OOC reasons, I feel kinda garbage today.
>Siebold's stuff is back at the E4/His house so, sorry.
>Zygarde teleports away.

>>10775055
>You get your hug but it's from an illusioned Zoroark who giggles and flees by doing cartwheels out of your house

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>>10775080
.yep looks like no ones on it aaaaaand
.reports say its safe
.so ill see if i can hook us up
>rolling for hook up ness

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>>10775103
>This does not please the Pokedestined girl
>Assume her words are slurred
"Fucking tricky fox, do more than a hug next time!"

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>>10775091
"Well, that was, a... thing"
>REC ON
"Saw Zygarde, teleports"
>REC OFF

(Gotcha man, stay safe and get well)

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>>10775139
"Noice"
"Lets nab it, put some fiber on it and get a proper nerd island going"

>>10775080
>>10775188
>I must be in need of sleep because this is twice that I used the " in over Internet situations
>WHat the fuck

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>>10775188
.alright soooooo
.apparently we cant grab it unless the buyer like
.shacks up there
.looks like youre gonna have to move

>>10775199
(.np man them texting probably makes slightly more sense)
(.dropping evil plots on a public forum is probably bad news bears)

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>>10775215
>"Can I set up a terminal there and say you are residing there."
>"Still would eventually have to get a whole server farm there, eventually."

>"BTW, I managed to get a few test AI based your code going, gotta get Emmerich to show up and put them in proper hardware."
>"In short, you are going to be a father, JUICE."
>Evil laugh

(Yeah, that does make sense)

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>>10775144
>44
>Tricky Ricky the Zoroark is back
"Don't tell me what you want rhymes with freight truck"

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>>10775271
>.could work
>.theyre probably looking for physical bodies
>.or every porygon on earth could claim an island for itself
>.but yeah im up for whatever
>.or we pay someone off to chill there until weve moved
>.hell yeah better not be any stubby ass nerd kids
>.gonna be beatin people up and takin lunch money

>>10775277
Bad luck...

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>>10775322
>"Yeah, pay someone to haul ass into the thing until shit is properly equipped"
>"Hell yeah I have plans for the kids, and targets"
>"Just gotta get Emmerich to make them the bodies, and I have been planning a few designs of my own"

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>>10775384
>.maybe hilbert or that dude with the funky hair
>.ooooh nice
>.dont share nerds might be spying
>.hopefully he comes around
>.that or we get colress to chill with us

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>>10775436
>"Lets tell Hilbert that he won a free vacation to Alola at the Hotel Abandoned Oil Rig"
>"I'll get the designs through Emmerich if he shows up, but only him"
>"Colress would be cool if he ever stepped out of his ship, but he will not. RIP"
>"Hint, you just saw one of the inspirations for a future design"

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>>10775091
>Alright man, see ya
>>10775057
"I don't believe we've met before."

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>>10775481
>.genius
>.but seriously maybe frankie or
>.get a new guy on our payroll
>.nice nice im excited
>.gonna rule the world

>>10775517
(Oh fuck, switched to phoneposting and I lack the avs there)
(May also narco in the next 10 minutes)
"If you do not remember, I remember less"
>The amnesiac takes a stack of notes in the side table
"Some.. guy... Kira sounds more like a girls name..., a few days ago checked a few things for me, saying something about some International Police thing."

>>10775377
Oh well

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>>10775598
>"Keeping Frankie close, I have good reasons for that."
>"Found some Sinnohian guy that could help with the robots but also other stuff, I'll tell him he is in if he holds the fort"
>"Lets show Kanto who does expansionism better"

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>>10775622
(Go get sleep if you need to, I'm not going anywhere.)
"Kira? You're right, that sounds like the name of a woman or a murderer."
>Siebold eyes the notes we with a raised brow
"Why would the International Police be involved?"

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>>10775665
>.pshhhhhhhhhh nice
>.yeah go for him as long as he isnt gonna eat anyone
>.commander juice to stibium
>.kssssssht weve taken over the entire earth
>.kshhhhhht lets get jupiter now
>.fuck jupiter
>.over

>>10775684
>The sound of notes shuffled
>Holding a standard Unovan pokedex
"Something about my pokedex here, serials matching"
>REC PLAY
>"brain scrambled"
>"four months ago"
"Something happened four months ago and now I'm here not remembering anything"

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>>10775706
>"Hopefully. More minions, more good"
>"Jupiter as designated nuke testing area ahaha"
>"But for now I join a Sylveon (mine) and A-Raichu (not mine) in their cuddlesleep, so, gotta go, bye"

(narcoing for real)

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>>10775781
>.ill see if i can recruit any dweebs but
>.i think im a better behind the curtain dude
>.see ya man

(.nighto dude)

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>>10775746
(I'm gonna hit the sack before I fall asleep and leave you waiting or something)
"Interesting... A Psychic attack, you said? I can help you more tomorrow, for now... I need to go get clothes."

>>10775832
(Gotcha)
"Exactly, and nobody tells me how or why"
"See you later, hopefully with answers"

pew pew

>>10775277
>Wew lad I missed this before ai narco'd

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>Going to assume Serena did NOT convince the tricky fox to fuck her.
The real price of Fame is that if you aren't already fucking someone when you become well known, everyone either hates you and doesn't want to fuck, or "respects you too much" and doesn't want to fuck.
Or they think they're not good enough, same difference.

I'd date Calem but we both said we weren't interested in that after shit went down with Flare. Obviously the rest of that group isn't an option either. Tirino is off doing contests and somehow not losing weight, and the other two are fuck-knows-where.

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>>10777481
That's.... actually a problem for you?

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>>10778167
Yes, it is.

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>>10778199
Out of region. Try out of region dating.

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>>10778342
I mean I guess.
Not sure it matters, most people hate me if this forum is anything to go by.

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>>10778430
If you trust one forum for your views on things then any misconceptions are on you.

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>>10778443
The forum is just an example, there's also real life, hate mail, people in the street.

Fuck me PAR I'm tired of living in fear

>>10773293
>A string of deaths, matching the civilian found earlier in Lumoise, have all been linked together.
>Thirty-one in total, and the culprit appears to be heading towards the coast.
>Both local and international police have no leads besides the bodies themselves.
>Citizens of the Kalos region are unsettled by these recently transpired events.
>That is all for the twelve o' clock block.
>We'll be back after this commercial break.

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>>10779103
Get stronger. You don't have to live in fear if you're strong enough to protect yourself.
>>10779085
I'm not going to you what to do. If you're sick of it change it.
>>10779111
What the hell?

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>>10779111
Thirty One!?
What the fuck!?

>>10779198
I can't really change public perception, they think I don't deserve what I have, even though I did half the work.

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>>10779395
So you'd rather roll over than try?

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>>10779395
>Tricky Ricky was on your couch the whole time
"Yo why is it you're having issues getting laid? Can't chicks just like invite any guy over and spread their legs? I mean you're far from bad looking and I'm the one who usually has to trick people into fuckin'."

>>10779395
>SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK.
>You can hear your fridge being moved.

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>>10779444
I honestly just don't know what I could do to change it, I've just been trying to avoid that kind of spotlight for a while, same as Calem. The hate mail has died down over the past few years, but trying to reinstate prostitution was probably a bad idea for public image...
If you've got suggestions, throw them at me, I guess.

>>10779698
"Because most people think I claimed credit for something I didn't do. I defeated the admins guarding the weapon controls while Calem saved Xerneas, but apparently people think that wasn't as much work."
>She sips from a large glass mug of water, and glances at the vodka bottle on her desk.
"Fuck, I even managed to keep them from capturing Yvetal while Calem was off doing gyms, but no one cares."

>>10779720
>I DID IT AGAIN
"Delilah?"

>>10779877
(No worries.)
>SLAM
>The fridge falls over.
>You can hear electricity in the kitchen.

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>>10779890
"Oh for fucks sake, Delilah what the fuck are you doing?"
>Delilah is her Delphox, for reference
>Serena gets up and checks out the kitchen, expecting to find her phox did a silly.

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>>10779849
"Sure they might have a twisted vision of the kind of person you are but sex is just sex and unless you're an awful, vapid person it shouldn't affect it dude."
>Ricky sits up
>>10779720
>>10779890
"Uh is your refrigerator running? Hehe"

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>>10779915
>You find a VERY TALL UB with it's tail plugged into the wall socket.
>Xurkitree used Tail Glow!
"Xurrr?"

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>>10779849
I'm not here to be your guide. Help starving children, go feed the homeless, I don't care.

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>>10779921
"No, someone is trying to mooch off my power."

>>10779931
"Abby, could you come down? There's an uninvited guest in the kitchen!"
>Absol comes down the stairs
>Absol mega-evolved!

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>>10780015
>The rusefox leans back and stretches with a yawn
"Oh well I assume you have it handled then so I'll just be over here not getting shocked."

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>>10780015
>Xurkitree uses Hypnosis.
>60% acc.
>Btw what is Absol's level?

>>10780105
(I'm gonna laugh when Em makes you leave by btfoing you.)

>sneaky fox doesnt get aggroed on
>cool tree does
y

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>>10780105
>I misread and thought Mega Absol got justified instead of Magic Bounce
>Magic Bounce reflects Hypnosis!

>>10780265
(Property damage)

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>>10780265
(Property damage. I mean it isn't really fun RP when I immediately get aggro'd on but I get why. Twice actually.)

>>10780277
>You still have to attack, man.
>Xurkitree goes to sleep, blah blah.

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>>10780332
>I had to split the post up because magic bounce reflected attacks can still miss but okay.
"Night Slash!"
>Mega-Absol uses Night Slash!
(Sorry dude, first time was just wrong character, and this time was property damage, maybe just have him show up and not touch anything right off the bat next time?)

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>>10780386
>Yeah whatever.
>Tree is dead and UB portals out.

>>10780398
(I'm really sorry dude, please don't leave)

>Ten people and thirteen pokemon in Alola are found disembowled.
>The murderer is currently unknown.
>Citizens are urged to be careful as they're outside today.
>This has been the afternoon news.

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>>10780398
>>10780386
>Ricky gets up and walks over as the zaptree portals out
"Well that was something, do you need help with setting the refrigerator upright?"

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>>10780475
Ummm.....
That's not good....
Should I.... Should I go check that out?

>>10780492

>>10780475
Holy fuck.

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>>10780475
Oh geeze never mind about wanting to go to Alola
>>10780559
Probably should dude

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>>10780593
Hahaha okay..
I'll uh...
See if I can find anything before I um...
Actually go there...

>Google is an amazing thing
>Let's see if we can find the specific locations of the murders

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>Still in bed with 1d3-1 affectionate pokemon at arms teach

>>10779111
What the the fuck

>>10780475
What the actual fuck

>>10780593
Hiw to say it... "too late"?

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>>10780492
"Yeah, sure, thanks."
>She helps heave the thing back up and sorts out the stuff inside after plugging it in again.
>then she sees the news

>>10780475
"...what the fuck"

>Em makes the same guy fuck off twice because he can't not be aggro
(calling it, hes gonna fuck the zoroark and the tree player is just going to leave)

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>>10780683
"No problem"
>He sees the news as well and whistles
"That's a lot of moidah. Wonder what's going on."

>>10780715
(Quincy responded badly to just about everyone, and Serena responded badly to property damage, I don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to do to fix that)

>Open phone.

I got a boat. Not with the most... legal means, but I didn't need to buy a plane ticket, at least. I'm on the open sea.
I know what I've got to do to get back, too.

>Close phone.

>>10780651
>The murders are spread out in the island chain.
>The only connection that makes any sense is that they were all killed somewhere away from where they'd be seen.
>The only lead is that the killer used some sort of razor thin blade.

>>10780753
(have fun with your bonesfox)

(God, If you people don't like a player OOC just don't fucking interact with them.)

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>>10780792
"Okay so..."
>Sun has terrible memory
>He knows this, and he knows this well
>His phone's note app, for once, gets used
"What about..."
>I know this was probably covered in your post but...
>Checking anyway for the sake of being thorough
>Any similarities among the individuals?

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>>10780670
"Yeah those people aren't coming back but hopefully he can prevent any more from happening."

>>10780977
>Just want to say OOC the dubfail isn't having an effect for your studies, I'm not sure what I'll make it for but I'll figure something out.
>Anyway, you look for similarities and find nothing.
>Most of the pokemon involved are water types but the police wrote that off as not important.

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>>10780978
"And by more hopefully that includes us, we will be in Alola by the end of the month at the worst"

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>>10781040
"Wait, what? Why are we going to alola?"

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Psssssst.
What's a good way to pretend to be a human?

>>10781103
being murdered apparantly

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>>10781051
"We are going to set up a new server farm at a more secure location, all we need is to get someone to stay there for a bit while we buy out the place and get it renovated and retrofitted"

>>10781103
>>10781119
Alternatively, murder. But I do not recommend that.

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>>10781119
>>10781140
I'm not down for that.
What about, like, getting a dress shirt, a tie and some pokes?
...Fuck I'm gonna have to get a birth thingy.
>Rolling for if Zoroark can find someone easy to murder or something.

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>>10781038
>Alright, cool
>Alola has a lot of water Pokemon, but he takes note anyway
>Who knows, someone else might be able to use the random details
"Maybe... Maybe um..."
>Let's contact one of the Ghost Specialists in Alola - maybe a murder victim can give deets from beyond the grave
>>10781153
Um... People from different regions act a lot different! So uh... What region are you in?

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>>10780722
"If I knew, I'd tell you, for now, hope the I.P figures it out"

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>>10781172
Unooooooova!
Actually, hold on. Genius idea brewing.
>Rolling for how badly this goes.

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>>10781211
>Ricky laughs and plops back onto the couch
"The IP? Pfft those blowhards never get anything useful done."

>>10781267
Thug-ass fucker here.
IP takes a while to get going, ese, but they're scary when they've had their coffee.
That's just my take, though.

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>>10781267
"You say that, but Calem worked with Looker to shut down a Flare Admin left behind from when things collapsed."

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>>10781224
Unova? Oh, oh!! I know this one!
You gotta be reeeeally rude, and loud, and eat a lot!!

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>>10781346
>>10781334
"I suppose they're useful sometimes but I still don't have much faith in their actions. I mean some kid is having to do their work for these murders"

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>>10781591
"Well, I'm safe, at least."
>She shrugs
"If it's a problem in Kalos then Calem will eventually crawl out of his house and deal with it "

>>10781666
>those tiddies
what the fuck

>>10781666
>hets will defend this

>>10780784
>Theta has arrived in Unova.
>Burning sigil on one hand, baton in the other.
>There is someone he has to meet.

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>>10781666
>Ricky shrugs back
"I hope you're right since I'd rather not end up disemboweled in the street. Say I know I already stayed the night without your permission but do you mind if I crash here for a while? You've got some nice digs."

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>>10781680
>>10781749
>Sorry for the bad image

>>10781830
"...I mean, I guess."
>She pours himself a shot of vodka
>Her bottle is half empty now
>She knocks it back, sighing
"This has been a day worthy of a drink and it's not even sunset."

>>10781894
please dont drop all your motivations just to bone the fox
your most interesting character are the ones that arent sex focused
making serena want dick kind of already ruined it

>>10782085
(She's got like three goals right now: make people like her, get laid, open a brothel that will probably include Pokemon prostitutes, really I just had a bad start and might drop her and let someone else do a better job)

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>>10781894
"Be careful now, in my experience day drinking only leads to regrets."

>>10782110
(thats enough, as long as you flesh out her personality while moving towards these goals)

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>>10782125
"I've already got those in spades, what's one more on the pile?"
>Sip
"Time to write letters to the government again."
>She sends out another group of emails asking for prostitution and brothels to be legalized
>It's probably not the best writing she's done but she's trying.

>>10782151
(So far she can be described as washed up, depressed, and horny, not the best start but there's something to work with here)

>>10782110
(Different anon here. You tend to make a lot of your characters chase the first dick/vagina they can get and it isn't really interesting.)
(Look at Jiji and Skitts' characters. ALL of them had a primary motivation with dick being their secondary or tertiary ideal.)
(Hell, I think Jiji had Desmond as ace and Desmond was fuggable as hell.)

>>10782250
(Yeah, desperate characters aren't too interesting, but I'm trying to improve, maybe Serena can break the mold)

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>>10782162
>He laughs and kicks his feet up on the coffee table
"If that's your attitude then pour me up some and we'll make it a party."

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>>10782410
"Fuck it, why not."
>She grabs another glass out of the kitchen and pours a shot for the fox, and another for herself
>Then she starts posting online

Hey people, where else can I go to try and open a brothel, I don't think Kalos is gonna let it happen.

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>>10782468
>Sneaky fox takes a gulp of the vodka and sighs happily
"Ahh that's some good stuff. Pretty expensive I'm guessing. So a brothel huh? Just desire to run a sex house or deeper feelings of wanting get sexed yourself?"

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>>10782468
Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh, if you know your way around loopholes.
Fiore if you don't.

>>10780437
>>10782468
(I wanted to say I'm sorry for being an ass and I'm not going to leave or anything. Sorry, man. Also don't listen to the shitposters trying to make you drop her.)

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>>10782542
"Yes."
>She knocks back her second shot of the night, her cheeks already getting rosy
"It seems like a nice business, sell sex, sell alcohol, it's the business of fun and bad decisions, and that sounds like something that fits me like a glove."
>She has no idea why she's opening up to a tricky fox, maybe it's just because he's the first person she's talked to for more than five minutes in a few months, maybe it's just the alcohol.
"Didn't want to do what my mom wanted, got outclassed at what I did want, so now, fuck it, if it's fun, I'll give it a shot."