ITT: Pokemon Are Real. Universe 2. Which region has the best

>>10754066
unova

>>10754066
the one with no pokemon

>>10754066
ocean man

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>>10754066
Hard to choose, either Unova or Alola.

>>10753782
Maybe you should try to get a different outfit first.

>>10754113
>this is the dankest timeline

>>10754161
>kiss nerd

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>>10753707
"...I think she got scared off. What next, genius?"

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>>10754161
"Evening, Stibs. Sorry I was out so late."
>Frankie: back at home.
>>10754066
Unova's pretty good in that regard.

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>>10754280
"Would you rather kidnap Falkner or make a quick visit to a Daycare?"

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>>10754066
I think the pokemon of Unova are interesting though Alola forms are pretty cool too.

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>>10754232
>Kissed
>Nerd is not accustomed to this level of affection
"W-what...?"

>>10754294
>Nerd is wearing the same shirt as before, but with "Zygarde" recently autographed in it
"To be honest I thought I was going to come in later"
"Any luck with the team?"

>>10754362
>kiss doggo

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>>10754404
"Yeah. I went to a psych, too, and hoooo, boy."
>Frankie sits down and takes a deep breath.
"Mind if I talk about it?"

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>>10754501
"Hell, I wanted to be there and see if I could have been of any help"
"Do go on, I can already see it was at least interesting"

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>>10754569
"First, good news: I'm certain that Rey's not brain-screwing me. As far as the headaches go, it's the equivalent of not lowering your voice."
"The bad news is that there's definitely some lasting effects from their time with the Breeders, before the government dropped the hammer."
>>10754362
"Heya, Sylvie. You can stick around for this conversation if you want."

>>10754161
I'm going to keep the armor. Just in case.

>Close phone.
>'Just in case that feeling is right.'
>Shiver.
>Look at hand.
>'Sever the path."
"Huh."

[ They are 75% through Route 17 ]

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>Click.
"This is UNN with a breaking report. A man in full green garb has slain six in the central park. Witnesses claim him saying something about "bringing the order back to Castelia." Citizens are urged to stay away from the park as two trainers have been killed trying to stop him."
"Ahem, we have a new report. He apparent has a full team or grass and dragon types. Please be careful."

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>>10754699
Good luck, then.

>>10754684
"Told you, getting all excited"
"Which lasting effects, though? I'm already worried."
>Mental note: try to get some side projects done faster

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>>10754727
"Xerneas on a fucking crutch..."
>>10754729
"If you want to play hero, we can demonstrate."
>Frankie: grab Pokeballs.
"Rey, Val, go time."

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>>10754727
Fuck.
>How does this jelly work? Nobody knows.
>Rolling for how close Kira can get.

>>10754727
uh

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>>10754727
"...shit."

>>10754768
"Wait a second what do you mean with that..."

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>>10754457
>blushing fairy doggo
Uhh thank you?

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>>10754727
That sounds terrible, at leas-
... awwwww wait, I live in Castelia!
And he's making cat lovers look bad, too!
>>10754781
>Rip, should've taken your jelly piloting test first

>>10754768
>>10754786
>>10754820
>>10754829
>The cameras show a man sitting near a large pond.

>>10754781
>1
>You're in the park but you have a ways to go.

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>>10754829
>Rip me, Kira's gonna quadfail and clip into a wall, calling it.

>>10754835
>Kira watches the cameras on his dex and tries to find the guy.
"Just my fucking luck."

>>10754825
np doggo

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>>10754820
>Soccerdork is already hauling ass out the door.
>>10754835
>Immediately letting the cat and mouse out.
"Val, eyes up once we're there, look for any ambushes. Rey, go high and look for the goon."

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>>10754853
>Don't tempt the dice
>Calling it though, it's gonna be the fives
>>10754835
>Sun's debating whether to jump in or not
>On one hand he can be helpful
>On the other hand he'll probably just get in the way
>He settles for running his hands through his hair repeatedly while watching tv and worrying over his options

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>>10754835
"Fuck, I think I know that pond"
>Looking at the shirt he is currently wearing

>>10754874
"...?"
"Val? Rey?"

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>>10754853
>3.
>He notices Kira, focusing on him.
>A level 50 Serperior is sent out.

>>10754874
>Even.
>Frankie is safe from the wrath.

>>10754908
>>10754909
>The cameras turn to show a soccerdork and a sailordork in the shot.
"It looks like an IP agent and... A rugby player have arrived?"

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>>10754874
>Kira gestures toward the trainer, putting the finger across his own throat.

>>10754964
"Uh... Your reign of terror ends here, criminal scum!"
>LV60 Bisharp.
>Knock Off
252 Atk Life Orb Bisharp Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 8 HP / 0 Def Serperior: 153-183 (101.3 - 121.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>10754964
>Frankie finds a tree to hide behind.
>>10755016
>Aaaand Frankie's taking that seriously.
"New plan: make sure nothing sneaks up on the officer."
>Frankie sends Rey and Val to watch for any other Pokemon joining the fray on the cultist's side..

>>10755016
>life orb
>in par
>what a monster

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>>10754964
"Isn't that Kira...?"
>Sun squints at the TV
>Yeah, deffo not having him jump in
>He can sit here and worry his innocent little head off

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>>10754964
"Here we go again..."
>Rush out to the park
>Probe and MAG are balled in

>>10755069
>Whispering
"The more I see, the less I understand"

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>>10755113
>Whispering
"Change of plans, I'll explain later."

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>>10755016
>Nice.
>Robe man is polishing a blade.
>Torterra LV50 goes out.
>Torterra uses Rock Polish.
>Druddigon LV50 goes out!
>Druddigon uses Fire Punch, second to last number.
252+ Atk Life Orb Sheer Force Druddigon Fire Punch vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Bisharp: 127-151 (76.5 - 90.9%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

>>10755069
>He squints over at you.
>Too bad he's focused on the agent.

>>10755097
>>10755113
"Oh my god! Two pokemon! What is the agent going to do?"

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>>10755167
"Change of plans, bum rush"
>Probe is out
>MAG is out

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>>10755069
>Thumbs up.

>>10755239
"Oh, I've never seen that before. Guillotine."
>Bisharp goes for Guillotine on the Torterra, last number 0-2 hit, is 3 added because of the 10 level difference?
>Primarina LV60 is sent out and uses Moonblast, second to last.
252 SpA Choice Specs Primarina Moonblast vs. 224 HP / 0 SpD Druddigon: 366-432 (203.3 - 240%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>10755326
"On it!"
>>10755239
"Val, Ice Fang that dragon! Rey? Aim for robe-guy, Psychic him!"
>Val (Luxray LV45) attacks!
>252 Atk Luxray Ice Fang vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Druddigon: 64-76 (42.1 - 50%) -- 0.4% chance to 2HKO

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>>10755239
>Probe (Lv40, Eviolite) uses Ice Beam on the Torterra

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>>10755239
>MAG uses Supersonic on Druddigon

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>>10755239
"Use a Pokemon? Duh."
>Sun chuckles nervously, scratching and picking at old scalp wounds

>>10755456
(Lv 30, no items, forgot that)

>>10755372
(Hey, Bisharp is Ko'd from recoil damage after the Guillotine. Just FYI)

>>10755372
>>10755382
>>10755427
>>10755456
>>10755457
(Man this is a pain in the ass, sorry I don't want to do this anymore. It's not even multiple characters I can calc all this.)
>you win the fight and arrest the guy
>yay

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>>10755719
( I apologize for dogpiling man, I kinda started it, and went a little OOC for this character chasing a plot hook. )
( In the future I'll try not to do that. )

>Frankie takes several deep breaths.
"Holy fuck... I need a moment. That was a little crazy. I was a little crazy."

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>>10755719
(Maybe I shouldn't have called for a bum rush but, maybe say in OOC that there are too many players instead of cutting away?)

>>10755780
"Little crazy was the sub thing, now this is just a normal"
"What were you saying about Val and Rey having issues?"

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>>10755719
(Alright man, better luck with the next one)
>He stops digging holes in his scalp, simply watching the tv with furrowed brows
"Oh... well. That um... Everyone's okay?"

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>>10755866
"Yeah... the psych said they were 'uncomfortably capable of going after humans'. Given what they've been through, I'm surprised they're as agreeable as they are."
>Back up.
"There's other, less worrisome stuff to discuss, but that's the big frightening revelation."

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>>10756064
>Walking back home
"Like what, police pokemon?"
"Likewise regarding their experiences, I wouldn't be surprised if they went and assaulted scumbag trainers"
>Low key
"And I would cheer on them"

"Lets discuss the rest over some coffee, loaded up on the alcohol or not"

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>>10756114
"Got it. I've got a little news from home, too. Going to want to drink for that, heh heh."
>Back to the nerd cave, and fixing coffee immediately.

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>>10755888
I'm okay, just a little too much loaded on the caffeine and adrenaline to sleep.

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>>10756149
Normally I um... Watch a bunch of movies until I get tired again!
So... Maybe try that?

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>>10756114
>2 word post go
"Woo coffee!"
>>10756202
Coffee then stay up all night more like it

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>>10756146
"Drink in celebration or for other reasons? I'm thinking the former"
>Get the sake and whiskey ready

>>10756202
I used to just spend the night awake and it feels like it might happen again.

Sleepy time /par/ gn.

>>10756376
Good night

>>10756376
die turtle

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>>10756262
I like soda more than coffee but um... Yeah, that's probably what will happen!
>>10756298
Aww, well um... I hope not?

(Man I hope Kira didnt leave)

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>>10756298
>>10756262
>Coffee and liquor time.
"First, the boys are pretty fond of us. Before she got rattled by the monster at the end of that book, the psych mentioned that they seemed very loyal. The second thing is that apparently they both know all of my bad habits and vices, and aren't bothered too much by them."
>Sipp
"Then, there's the news from home. The good news is that my psychotic sister can't leave the Region to come bother me. The bad news is that the rest of the family is convinced that we're both in the wrong and that I disgraced the family by running to Unova in the face of her various, ahem, accusations."

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>>10756453
"You know, before that psych visit if was worried if you had to separate from them, hell, I was ready to take drastic measures"
>Alcoholized Sip
"Still, there are mysteries to uncover, maybe in due time"
>Sipp
"To hell with a family that does not support you, if I had been in your place, I..."
>The nerd seems kind of staring emptily in the horizon
"..can you keep a secret?"

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>>10756582
>Sipp
>Pat zap mouse and fairy pupper
"I've been keeping family-destroying secrets since fourteen. I can keep a secret for you."

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>>10756631
>Pet the fairydoggo, calm down the nerves
>Sip
"How to put it in a few words... family arguments got to a boiling point and I knocked out my mother with a hammer while she was not looking."

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>>10756738
"Err..."
>No more sipp, no more petting the Sylveon.
"I'm not entirely sure how to react to that, Stibs. That seems a little, er, excessive."
>Deep breaths, Frankie, calm it down.
"While we're on the subject of confessions, I might as well admit that I'm fond of Pokemon in ways that Kanto looks poorly on."

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>>10756738
"Why a hammer of all things?"
>>10756974
"Heh"

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>>10756974
"Little less excessive considering she went from pushing for marriage to outright trying to force me into one, all for her own profit."
>Sipp
"So, if I wanted to fuck up my life, it better be on my own terms"
>Sippp
"I have not seen any murders reported in the area that night, I assume she is fine"
>Sipppp
"Funny you mention that, one of the last things I said that night, and I quote myself, was 'I'd rather fuck a pokemon that a woman ever again'. I'm unsure if the physical blow was harder than the mental blow"

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>>10757128
"Well, I can see how you could snap under those circumstances."
>Sipp
"In any event, I think I can conveniently forget the details told here if anyone in authority asks. As for that line, I honestly would not have guessed."
>>10757117
"Heh? I was expecting a less amused reaction, to be blunt."
>Smiles and pets resume.

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>>10757249
"Nah it's just something else falling into place is all."

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>>10757249
"Thanks, that does mean a lot, especially with the IP presence"
>Sip
"Lets also say that my first and last time with a woman were the same, and it was a turn off"
>Sippp

>10757117
>Still petting
"Didn't have a wrench in hand"

>>10757277
>Sippppppppppppppppp
>Skipped a pet
"Huh?"

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>>10757320
"Maybe that was the wrong way to put it, more 'coincidences' I guess is better to say."

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>>10757320
"My condolences, Stibs. First times shouldn't be like that."
"As for the secret, don't worry about it."
>>10757277
>>10757343
"That's a very curious response. Does that have anything to do with the odd dreams, if you don't mind me asking?"

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>>10757380
>tasteful sip
"Mhm! From what I remember you had a thing for a Vaporeon..."
>playful poke and a smile
"Which if I had a lewd mine I would wonder what you plan on doing with Cinnamon"

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>>10757343
>Petting intensifies
"Are you sure that it is a coincidence?"

>>10757380
"Shit was years ago and I try to not think too much about it but, thanks, again"

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>>10757435
>happy sip
"Who knows, they were just dreams right? Pretty coincidental to me."

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>>10757435
"No problem. I'm not sure it's a coincidence, personally."
>>10757409
>Sipp and smirk
"That depends on what you want to do."

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>>10757409
>>10757448
>SIPPP
"Hell of a dream. If they are just dreams. Too many coincidences by what I have been talking with Val and Rey."

>>10757506
"Speaking of which..."
"..."
"...
>Sip
"I need to talk to Rey."

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>>10757506
( e: I misread that entirely )
"Cinnamon is for snugs, not, well, you know."
>>10757564
"Alright, lemme go get him."

>>10757603
(e: FUG, meant for >>10757409)

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>10757564
"I know right? Like all I need to do is fine some nice Ninetales and things will be weird."

>>10757603
>Sylvie laughs and a takes another sip
"If Cinnamon is for snugs, what would I have been for had I joined your team rather than Stibs?"

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>>10757564
>The psychmouse putters in, squeaking groggily.
>>10757623
>Chittering and careful psych shenanigans for the humans.
"Frankie wouldn't, like, push for anything, but he's iiinterested~"

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>>10757623
"Well, for sure, I don't remember a Ninetales"

>>10757678
>Sip
>How many sips already
>Many of those were irish sips
"Sorry buddy for waking you up but I remembered that you had something important to say and this is impromptu confession night"

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>>10757678
>Sly look at Frankie
"Interested huh? Hehe"

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>>10757714
>Careful psychmaus poking at a 'dex
"In one of those weird dreams, we, like..."
>Deep breath.
"We boinked, and not in, like, a hopped-up-on-chemicals way."
>>10757798
>Mousy giggling.

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>Sip...
>>10757864
>...choke
>cough
>Wide eyed, incredibly surprised nerd
"You sure it was a dream and not a result of traces of breeding chemicals just activating months later..."

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>>10757798
>Frankie is currently hiding his face in his drink right now.
>>10757714
"You don't, but I do, somewhat..."

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>>10757864
"Boinked? Pffft"
>>10757958
>Pat the Frankie shoulder
"It's okay I know I'm irresistible"

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>>10757974
"I know, right? I didn't know what word to use."
>>10757951
"I detoxed, like, weeks ago, bro..."

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>>10757974
"At least with the pets, I agree"

>>10758030
>The loudest sip to ever sip
>The deepest drink to ever drink
>Between confused and shocked, yet not disgusted
"I... uh... errr"
"Me..."
"I mean..."
"It's not you specifically you but... the idea of getting it with anyone ever again? Infinitesimally small chance."
>Leaning closer to Rey, almost face to face
"...and yet it happened?"

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>>10758104
"Like, in those weird dreams, yeah... Lots of weird stuff happened in those, though..."
>Boop the nerd nose!
"No matter what happens, bro, I wanna still hang out with 'chu."

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>>10757974
>Frankie blushes.
"Well, heck... I think this might be a discussion, er, for the morning, when i'm, er, a little clearer-headed?"
>Pet that Sylveon

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>>10758215
>finish sipps
"Sure just lemme know when you wanna talk."

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>>10758167
>Booped out of the shock
"Well, dream are just dreams right? You're still cool with me"
>Bring the zapmouse to a hug
"Though... desire to know more intensifies."

>>10758215
>>10758234
"It's getting late, indeed."

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>>10758215
>>10758234
>>10758274
>Happy sleepy mouse sounds
"Yeah... let's, like, get some sleep..."
>( I gotta get sleep RL, peace out my dudes )

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>>10758274
>>10758288
"Sleep does sound nice even with the coffee"
>Sylvie yawns and starts heading towards the bedroom
"Goodnight~"

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>>10758288
>Psych chu still in arms
>Carefully leave him to sleep next to Val

(Same. Good night)

>>10758317
>And follow after
>Strange feeling that upcoming nights might be different

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Well, i don't know why i am bothering to maintain these flowers but here i am doing it
Maybe i should give it to someone
And i know who is that i should give it too

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if i fight grubbins with my fists will my pokemon get exp for it

-I have noticed that a variety of pokemon are becoming irritated and violent to a severe extent as of late.
-There is no clear reason for this behavior, but some that I know theorize that something is coming.
-Whatever it is, it has the attention of many with extrasensory capabilities.
-Whether it is the incoming war, or some other circumstance, I do not know for sure.
-Whoever receives this message, proceed in your actions with caution.

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>Next person to get dubs gets caressed by the noodle

Hey par what's the best food to feed my team for urinal performance

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>>10760469
That explains why the pokemon in Kanto are so easy to round up!
Maybe it has something to do with the weird dreams everyone's been having? I don't remember much, but they were all really bad, like, Unova was in a civil war kinda bad, and I've seen others here talking about the same sorta stuff!
(It's so weird that U1 is influencing everything like this, I love it.)

>>10761471
>>10760469
>peekingN.png but with a nerd instead
Tell me more.

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>>10761347
drink a lot of water and make sure your kidneys are healthy

>>10761471
That's very interesting, these dreams. I've had a few myself, and they were strange, to say the least.
>>10760469
Curious. So, you suspect something may be coming, but you're not sure if it's natural or man-made?

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>>10761805
Like I said, I don't remember much, I know my dream was really boring, except on the news, there was so much crazy stuff going on in the news, Unova in civil war for a few days, Viridian Gym was trading hands like a hot potato, and Gladion and N were married and merged Plasma and Aether!
It's just a dream though, right?

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>>10762398
Viridian Gym? I had a dream with it - Tobias and I were the Gym Leaders.

>>10761832
Man I just realized it auto corrected to urinal, its supposed to be optimal

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>>10762635
i guess drinking a lot of water is important too
and for food i think it depends of the pokemon

>>10762635
Doesn't that piss you off

>>10762774
Yes, yes it does.

>>10762398
Maybe. My Psychic friend has a hypothesis about these dreams, that they're a view of something that could have been, though I'm wary of putting too much faith in them.

par why the fuck are people whining about dreams

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>>10762833
sometimes people have wierd dream and they want to talk about it, they being wierd and all

>>10762848
I had one, but I'm trying to forget it, you feel me?
It was fucked up, and I mean fucked up.

Anyway, I'm gonna see if I can get some good stuff where I am before I fuck off home. I can't get business shit going in Kanto anymore, but I can still grab and run, right?

>>10762787
Has he seen any dates?

>>10762398
>N
>Marrying anything not a pokemon
And this is how I know that it was just a baseless dream.

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>>10762942
I love Pokemon with every fiber of my being, but I have no desire for romantic or sexual activities with them.

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>>10762896
well, if you want to forget try to just think of the day, or ask to a psychic to screw with your mind

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>>10762900
Dates, no. People, actions, events, but not dates.
>>10762987
Exactly, sir. Those rumors are the result of people assuming at all love is romantic, in my view.

>>10763029
How about asking a psychic to unscrew my mind?

>>10763029
Psychs? Fuck psychs. I'm gonna see if my Pokemon and I can bag some before we fuck off from the Region, you feel me? See if we can grab some good Abras, decent breeder stock.
>Twitchy fucks off from his hidey-hole, towards Saffron.

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>>10763195
I foresee someone out of the region, Abraless.

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>>10763117
It is quite problematic, isn't it? The platonic love between two friends is just as strong as any romantic love, without the additional strings attached.

>>10763117
You mean it isnt?

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>>10763173
i guess it would need to unscrew your head and screw it back up
>>10763195
well, thank god i am not in anywhere near you, you don't seem to be a very nice person, and my week was pretty shitty so far, with one flying exception, i guess

>>10763195
If I could get out of hospital I would beat you up with my own hands.

>>10763270
That is not at all helpful.

>>10763270
Business is business, you feel me? Deal with it.
>>10763314
Ahahaha, you're gonna threaten me from a hospital? Have fun with the nurses.
>>10763247
You threatenin' me? Huh? Huh?
>Spoiler alert: Twitchy will not be able to nab an Abra and keep 'em.

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>>10763398
Saffron is my city, guy. Don't mess with my city.

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>>10763398
do I need to make another visit?

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>>10763398
I do not need to threaten you, fate has been already written.

(Note: Sabrina's predictions are in the week and over scale, and nebulous)

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>>10763314
believe me, it's more helpful than you think
madificating a person's mind is not something easy, and it can easily go wrong
>>10763398
like i said i am glad i am far away from you, i don't want for you to get close to me

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>>10763488
Hey Sabrina
How was that silverware

>>10763506
Especially if messing up you brain, sending you into a coma with memory loss is the goal.
Maybe this is why I have not heard anything about any treatment yet.

>>10763480
Oh, really, kid? I'm heading straight there, just to teach you some respect, get it?
Running your mouth's a bad idea.
>Twitchy runs towards Saffron at max speed.
>>10763483
Yeah, buddy, I'm not high enough to hand you an excuse. Fuck off.
>>10763488
( I'm aware. Twitchy could get an Abra and still keep with both the letter and spirit of the prediction, as long as he doesn't leave the Region with them. )

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>>10763577
>Not on dubsfail he doesn't.
>Vance starts running too, Allie alongside him as they speed through the routes back home, no time for training
>Rolling for travel time

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>>10763513
Cleanse Tags have been made mandatory for all trainee Abras. This mistake will not happen again.

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>>10763626
What about the Kadabras Sabrina
Do they get the pretty little tags too

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>>10763577
I'll take that as a yes.
>And there he goes again, off to another round of whack a breeder.
>Rolling for time I guess.

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>>10763603
>And he's here, waiting at the entrance to Saffron.

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>>10763653
They do not need them to deal with annoying gasbags.

>>10763713
>There is a wiry, fidgety man running towards town with a wild look in his eye.
>He cracks his knuckles, and looks around.
"Y-you're that punk kid! Ready to eat it, squirt?"

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>>10763765
Suuuuuure
What's faster Sabrina
A gasbag or a spoon menace

>>10763674
>Your target is not blessed with subtlety.
>He's ranting at a young Trainer, with a small fox in the twitchy fuck's shadow.

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>>10763829
"You're the guy showboating about stealing Pokemon like a Rocket? We're turning you in."
>Allie is sent forward, level 23 Riolu!

>>10763909
>Twitchy laughs.
"Ooh, you got a good one! Thanks for making my job easy."
>He throws a ball... And it thumps to the ground, doing nothing.
>Twitchy panics, and throws another!
>Golbat (Lv??) is sent out!
"What the fuck!? Golbat, shut this kid down!"

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>>10763878
>Time for a pincer formation then.
>Out comes a Glavantula L60

>>10763959
I suggest you surrender immediately.

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>>10763852
The answer is a gasbag trainer falling of a large pokemon.

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>>10763959
"Allie, Force Palm!"
>Force Palm has a 30% chance to induce paralasis!
>It will paralize on 0, 1, and 2!

>>10763967
"Stay out of this, Allie and I can handle it!"

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>>10763999
Jokes on you Sabrina
Can't fall off of a large Pokemon if I don't ride any
Can you say the same?

>>10764040
>196+ Atk Riolu Force Palm vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Golbat: 6-7 (8.4 - 9.8%) -- possibly the worst move ever
> 4x resist is a pain, but that Golbat is paralyzed.
>The dark-furred fox behind Twitchy snickers.
>>10763967
"Oh, come on! What the fuck, today sucks enough already!"

>He steps aside.
"You, fox, deal with these fuckers for me!"
>Zorua ( Lv?? ) reluctantly steps up.

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>>10764040
I'm sure you can.

>>10764132
it only gets worse from here.
>Galvantula uses Bug Buzz on the mini rusefox.

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>>10764132
"Quick attack!"

>>10764173
"Then back off!"

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>>10764097
You do not now, but you will in the future. Black and green, not seen yet in my own fate

>>10764173
>Level difference alone says that mini rusefox is down for the count.
>>10764189
>196+ Atk Riolu Quick Attack vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Zorua: 17-21 (32.6 - 40.3%) -- 100% chance to 3HKO

>Twitchy reaches into his baggy pockets, and then screams.
>They're filled with billiards balls, spilling everywhere like so much spaghetti. There's only one actual Pokeball in the whole mess.
>He tries to run, realizing that the decisions he has made leading to this point have been less than optimal.

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>>10764189
no thanks. I have a job to do.

>>10764300
>Dubs run
..or not.
good job.
>Galvantula is recalled.

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>>10764300
>Did he leave his Pokemon behind?..
"Hey, get back here!"

>>10764355
"I can't tell if you're being sarcastic there."

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>>10764247
How far in the future are we talking
Because right now he seems more likely to choke me than to let me ride him
Fuck
Maybe I'll just go divine this stuff myself

>>10764355
>>10764402
>The Zorua was left behind, as well as the paralyzed Golbat.
>Twitchy's going to need new pants, but for now he lives to be a dick another day.

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>>10764402
I was talking to my pokemon.
you, performed decently despite type disadvantages.

>>10764436
>What a scumlord.
you want to take these to the center?

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>>10764415
Soon, but not too soon.
Your tricks will choke much like you around the black and green presence.

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>>10764522
Who says the tricks are mine?
I warn you like any good friend would and this is how you respond?
With blame?
For shame, Sabrina!
Btw, there's gonna be a tragic accident involving you and a piece of gum sometime today
Keep your hair pulled back if you like having it
>Note to anyone who Morty predicts for: stuff is left vague as fuck so that you can interpret it however you want
>In this case the tragedy might just be her favorite shirt getting ruined or whatever

>>10764488
>The Zorua's out cold, and the Golbat is twitching and no longer sure what's going on.

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>>10764436
"Oh wow..."

>>10764488
"Thanks, I guess."
>He looks at the wounded Pokemon.
"Yeah, I'll bring them to the pokecenter."
>He approaches the duo, attempting to grab them and take them to the center.

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>>10764603
Hmph, I will take that in mind and ban chewing gum from the gym.

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>>10764835
Didn't you say something earlier about fate being written, Sabrina?

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>>10764700
>Oh whups reply chain memes
>Vance and Allie scoop up a pokemon each and bring them to the center, reporting the incident to the police, complete with description.

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>>10765038
>The Golbat hisses and wriggles before being handed over to the fine folks at the center, but the Zorua doesn't try to struggle away.
>The authorities will be on the lookout for Twitchy, and they have an ID now that they have a Pokemon registered to him in custody.
>Then, the nurse calls.

"Excuse me, I need to talk to you for a moment about the Pokemon you brought in."

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>>10765102
"What's up? Are they okay? Did we hurt them permanently?"
>He's clearly concerned

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>>10765273
"No, they'll be alright. The Golbat will have to stay with the police for a while, as he's registered to the suspect you ran into, but the Zorua is, well, technically wild. No Trainer data came up for them."
>She pauses for a moment, and gives Vance a wink.

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>>10765006
Are you sure you saw Fate, and did not trick yourself in a haze?

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>>10765349
>He catches on quickly
"He needs a home?"

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>>10765418
"Regulations state that I have to let wild Pokemon go if they're cared for here, but if you were to run into this Pokemon behind the center..."
>Wink wink.

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>>10765447
"Alright, thanks doc!"
>I assume this goes smoothly.

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>>10765364
Me?
Trick myself?
Definitely not
My mind is clear
But if I'm wrong for once I will accept one day from you

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>>10765477
>The Zorua doesn't squirm and struggle too much once tapped with the Pokeball. The reaction you get is more surprise than anything else.

>Do you wish to give this Pokemno a nickname?

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>>10765507
"I think I'll call you... Gram!"
>Is Allie's player around?
>She probably has input on this

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>>10765479
Hard to tell with the haze that surrounds you.
But for now, there are challengers waiting. That's all I have to say for now.

>One of the challengers quickly rushes to the bathroom and back

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>Time to train, out in the routes again.
>Rolling.

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>>10765507
>>10765644
"It is... uh... Very good!"
>Allie smiles up at Vance.

how do i into a pokeball?

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>>10765644
>Gram's level and moves are uploaded to your Pokedex!

>Gram (Zorua)
>Ability: Illusion Level: 17
>- Extrasensory - Dark Pulse
>- Captivate - Fake Tears

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>>10766341
Hit the button on the front.

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>>10766104
"You're okay with a new member on the team?"


>>10766370
>Vance lets Gram out of the ball
>Here goes something

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Is it me or do humans have it way worse than pokemon? With all the murder crap happening in Unova I don't know why you humans don't do something.
Please don't bring that to Hoenn.

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>>10766440
>Gram looks around, curiously and quietly...
>>10766104
Upon seeing Allie, Gram jumps a bit in surprise and puts on their best Riolu disguise!

>>10766516
>tfw you fuck up the meme arrows

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>>10766440
"Yes!!"

>>10766516
>Zoriolu gets a pap on the nose.
"Are my ears... big like that?"

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>>10766511
Unova might have a great economy and great food but I'm probably going to get on the next boat I see.

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>>10766511
>>10766577
You two are wimps. Danger is the spice of life!

>>10766511
Becoming a pokemon is not a thing, sadly.

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>>10766511
I'm moving to Hoenn from Unova. If murders suddenly start happening there I'm going to weep.
>>10766577
Where to?

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>>10766547
>Gram instantly changes back, snickering and nodding.
"Heya!"

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>>10766511
My projects anchor me here.
I'm trying to contact my associates and pitch them the idea to move somewhere more secure.

>>10766638
sinnoh

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>>10766577
>>10766587
Please don't bring it here.

>>10766591
I hope it isn't.

>>10766604
I suppose I'll have to become a superhero.
Cactiman has a nice ring.

>>10766638
Are you a computer guy? Mossdeep or Sinnoh would be good.
Mossdeep has a lot of underground space for purchase.

>>10766669
Sciencefag here, please don't bring the Unovans here. I don't want them trying to convert our rockets into nukes.

>>10766669
I'm hoping things stay quiet here too, ese. I fucked up my leg out by Meteor Falls, and I'm not good for inter-Region trips yet.

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>>10766669
You're a singular cactus. Hence, the name should instead be Cactusman.

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>>10766659
>>10766669
Sinnoh is my top pick, but Mossdeep could work. Maybe even Oblivia if I wanted to be real secure, heh.

>>10766770
Sorry, not at that stage, at least not right now.

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>>10766516
"Oh wow, that's impressive!"

>>10766547
"... Yes, they're cute."

>>10766630
"Glad to see you two getting along, let's get training again, looks like you have a bit of catching up to do, Gram."

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>>10766770
Just tell them not to.

>>10766803
Why would you ever go there anyway?

>>10766843
True. You said you were going to Hoenn? Stay out of Mauville, it's really loud and the apartments are too small.

>>10766919
Riiiiiiiight.
Might as well go to Almia.

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>>10766919
Oblivia isn't a good choice if you want to keep something private. Everyone is a snoop.
>>10766955
I'm moving to either Rustboro or.... Which town hosts the contests?

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>>10766950
>Small fox noises
>Gram looks Vance over a bit, and follows along.
>Training, go!

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>>10767034
Verdanturf hosts the normal rank contests. I suggest moving there. Also because it doesn't smell like smog, unlike Rustboro.

>>10766955
Nobody ever said I had good ideas, ese.
Soon as my leg heals, I'm going to see about getting out of the Region. I got a bad feeling about things.

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>>10766955
I'm not that insane.

>>10767034
Still relatively calmer than the rest of the wirld.

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>>10767274
Are the higher rank contests hosted elsewhere? You make it sound as if this is the case.

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>>10767392
I might too, maybe Alola.

>>10767413
Ha.

>>10767414
Verdanturf Town Normal Rank
Fallarbor Town Super Rank
Slateport City Hyper Rank
Lilycove City Master Rank

Basically. Make sure to buy something so your pokemon doesn't get asthma going through Fallarbor.

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>>10767413
Well... yes. But the laws regarding Pokemon there are a bit stricter - battling and the use of Pokeballs are both prohibited. If any of your Pokemon companions are big or dangerous I wouldn't suggest living there.
>>10767456
I'm not sure what I would buy for an insect, but I suppose I'll think of something.

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Hey, /par/. Does anyone here have advice on training a Psychic-type to improve telepathic abilities?

>>10767690
Talk to them?

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>>10767690
Be clearer on your wording. Is it the Psychic type who is looking to improve their abilities, or is it you?

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>>10767165
>Vance helps Gram out, running around and gathering Pokemon to be rekt by the Zorua.
>Passive leveling until 20, so yay, free levels.

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>>10767456
Yep.

>>10767498
Ah hell, the Rangers and their laws that make Kanto seem modern.

>>10767690
Similarly, I'm looking to train a Psychic pokemon as well and I could use the tips.

>>10767729
My apologies. I'm not psychically talented, I'm trying to help my Pokemon improve.
He was doing pretty well last night, communicating the contents of an odd dream without giving me or my friend major headaches.
>>10767716
Working on that.

>Soccerdork has run out of images, RIP.

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>>10767830
I wouldn't say they're outdated - Oblivia is just big on Pokemon rights. They're viewed explicitly as companions - if your companion doesn't want to stay without having to force them via Pokeball then that companion shouldn't have to stay with you.

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>>10767762
>Gram seems quite content to bully the local Rattata population, as well as the occasional passing Abra.
>Occasionally the ruse fox will look over and give Vance a nod.

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>>10767863
It is simply a matter of practice and self control. Most find self control to be the biggest issue when attempting to hone psychic abilities.

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>>10768017
"Good work, you're catching up fast!"
>He keeps Allie on his shoulder, and watches the trickster fox fight.

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Hoenniese here.
Keep your Unova freaks out of our region, I don't want to end up the next region with a bunch of sociopathic people in it.

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>>10768274
>The Zorua is determined to be the bane of Rattatas, as well as any Abra or Houndour in their path.
>Gram's taken a few hits in return, though, and is starting to slow down a bit.

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>>10767994
My companions enjoy the occasional fight, and as such, the Ranger laws are far too restrictive.

>>10768407
Does that extend to Ferrumians and others of the Alleos continent?s Either way, I resent that.

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>>10768673
Yes.
Keep out unless you want trouble.

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>>10768412
"Here, can you keep fighting?"
>Potion is applied

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>>10768790
Hey, most people from Alola are okay!

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>>10768825
>Excited fox sounds
>Back to battle with Gram, using every trick and Move she's got to tear a path through the Route.

>>10768790
Orrean here. I'm already in Hoenn, so chupa mi chorizo, perrito.

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>>10769012
>Oh shit I thought the Zorua was a guy
>Quick retcon now her name is Gwen
"Go Gwen go!"
>By the end of this she'll be level 20 and have to start rolling for levels.
>Speaking of which, starting at level 60 I'm going to start scaling the number of rolls it takes to level, hardcap 90.

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>>10768911
Alolans are decent.
>>10769090
I hope you break your neck next time, scum.

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>>10769139
Awww, only decent?
Most of the nicest people I've met were from Alola!!

>>10769139
I'll be out of this Region as soon as my leg unfucks itself, keep your pants on.
>>10769250
I'll be honest, amigo, the Alolans I've met were so cheery it occasionally lapped over into creepy.

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>>10769332
Really? I guess Hau was really cheery but uh...
I don't remember most of the other ones being like that!
Was it um... Random Alolans you met?

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>>10768790
Most Unovans I've met are nice people, why the hate?

>>10769606
>Roll to give Sun

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>>10769682
>you forgot the rest of your post
>IT WAS I THE EATER OF SOULS
>>10769606
hey ive gotta eat a dude in an hour
can you get me a portal

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>>10769726
>Sun tries not to be too weirded out - it's probably just an Ultra Beast he's never heard of
"Um.... I dunno... Wouldn't me helping you kill someone be kinda like..."
>He frowns brows furrowed in thought and concern
"Like killing them myself?"
Kinda like me killing them?

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>>10769837
i mean i guess
but like
gotta eat souls at 5 and got a date at 5:15
come on
do me a solid and ill get you something cool
i dont know what these fuckin on fire cats do man
bail me out

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>>10769637
"I dunno. Maybe they think we're all, like, that crazy park dude?"
>Psych maus flops out.
"Yo."

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>>10769885
>The champ shifts awkwardly, glancing around the room and shaking his head
"No, I don't wanna be a killer! It's... It's even worse if I do it just because you offer me something cool!"
>A hand edges towards his pockets
"I should um... I should probably stop you!"

>>10769999
>Fucking quads 9
>Thanks Kira, your shit luck is infectious
>Sun freezes up momentarily when he realizes that none of his Pokeballs are on him at the moment

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>>10769887
"Could be and I can't blame him though. How's it goin'?

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>>10769999
>>10770025
look i swear i got cool stuff
besides like
he comes back after he dies
its cool
what about like
a
gps
or a cool sword or a safe or something

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>>10770036
>Boop a fairypupper
"Good, yo, good. I think I wanna learn how to, like, be better at psych stuff. The careful kind, not the 'muahahaha, booom' kind."
>Happy mouse sounds

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>Nerd: obtaining specialized books
>Getting home in last digit + 5 posts

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>>10770097
"You could totally be lying about him coming back!"
>He runs a hand through his hair, huffing and awkwardly shuffling towards the edge of the couch
"Besides I can um.... I can buy all of that stuff!!"

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>>10770122
"What like helping people with their memories and all that?"

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>>10770150
>squint 4x
i mean ive never seen them die forever
so
they probably dont
okay but can you get a philosophers stone or
wait
i got it
>the floating demon proceeds to spit the most useful item onto suns lap
>http://terraria.wikia.com/wiki/Discount_Card
now take me home

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Heya, /par/, exchange student here.
My problems with my roommate finally blew up.
I think the chili oil in her shampoo made an impression, but now I need to find a new place to stay. Anyone know an affordable place in Kalos, or need a roommate?

>>10770268
Affordable? Kalos? Say what?

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>>10770213
"Yeah, stuff like that!"
>Excited sparking
"I mean, I've done some for Val, and could do some for Frankie. It's hard, but like, I'm getting better!"

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>>10770344
Anything with a solid roof and drinkable running water will work. That's not -too- hard, even in Kalos, right?
I mean, literally a shack with a faucet is doable. I don't mind roughing it a little.

>>10770439
Do you have any qualms against Camphrier Town?
I have a home there I can lend to you for the time until you get on your feet.

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>>10770490
Works for me. I can kick in towards rent, too. As long as no funny business happens, we'll be good.

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>>10770611
It's yours, but it's a bit old, you're free to change it as you wish.
I hope you can deal with an absentee roommate then.
Oh, the key is under the mat.

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>>10770227
>Tfw your internet fuckin dies outta nowhere
"I... I guess I can um..."
>Sun gets up from the couch, searching through his various shopping bags until he finds Nebby's Pokeball, releasing the cat into the room
"I kinda need exact coordinates for a portal..."
>There's a second or two of silence before he tacks on an added bit
"If they stay dead I'm.... I'm not sure what I'll do to you, but... It'll hurt! A lot."

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>>10770403
"You could try practicing on me if you want though I'm not sure what you'd go looking for."

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>>10770633
Thank you so much! I'll keep the place clean, I promise!
>Exchange Student Anna takes off towards Camphrier.

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>>10770789
did my offering appease you
yes
uh
idk they called it world 3
does that help

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>>10770795
"Are 'chu sure? I mean, I'm up for it, but I dunno if, like, 'chu'd be OK with it..."
>Intense mouse thinking
"How about, like, the details from last night's serious chat? Or, like, joining Stibs' team?"