Autism thread. Post your favorite Katias, prequels, and fish.

>>10774241
You don't have to write the http:// before the link anon, these are not hyperlinks, nevermind the fact that this is [current year]. Tumblr has switched over to https:// anyway

>>10774489
oh.

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Will she make it /trash/?

>>10775412
Nah, over qualified for the job.

>>10774241
Was the questions regarding the origin of this drawing answered last thread? Went to bed before I could see any replies.

Could use some bedroom eyes instead of completely shut but looks great with color.

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God you people make me want to shit myself.

>>10775731
Hey don't put this on us man, we won't kinkshame you so long you keep that to yourself.

>>10774241
Why does this cat always have pineapples?

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>>10775731

>>10776429
Fuck you.

>>10776332
It's a long story with no updates.

>>10776429
Those ears don't really fly but good effort.

god that last thread was fucking bad

I dunno how I feel about this shit anymore, I still have fond memories of when the community was very positive and tight knit. We had one of the better communities on /co/ not even three years ago, and now it's just a fucking gross mess

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>>10776713
All the normal people left, only the spergers and the fetishists stayed. There was a time I was actually looking forward to the /co/ threads, leaving them open until they died.
But now the world has moved on

>>10775731
>>10776429
kek

>>10776834
yeah that's exactly it man
the worst part is I can't see a future where the community ever recovers from how it is now, regardless of how frequent the updates becomes

I doubt we'll even be allowed back on /co/ the way things are there

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>>10776713
Hey now, shit was already getting kinda weird back then

>>10776834
What's awful is I can't bring myself to stop following every damn thread that pops up. They're boring and shitty and frustrating but I'm in so deep that letting it go seems wrong.

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>>10776834
Unfortunately the spergers and fetishists are directly responsible for the normies leaving most of the time, it only takes one guy to ruin a party.

>>10776874
ah the golden days of scrublord, how many times did that fucking legend get banned for us

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while we're reminiscing, can I brag about the time I accidentally

>>10776921
>posted in november of 2015

we didn't know, we just didn't know how long it would be, what would happen to us

>tfw "I think Kaz is just the right amount of good to us"

Personally I'm surprised that Kaz has kept Prequel going as long as he has and any new stuff is just icing on the cake for me.

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>>10776942
>Will this speed up the arrival of the flash at all? Somebody please say yes

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>>10776882
I think this is sunken costs fallacy at work. If the community really has turned to shit with no hope of redemption, if the comic really is dead, why did we waste two years hanging out in these treads?

Would katia be mad or confused to walk in on quill-weave and me having sex?

>>10776897
Scrublord is an asshole and he's faded into obscurity like he should be.

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>>10777684
he's improved a lot since he changed handles though. Don't think he was ever aiming for popularity

>>10777742
Then why bug quest 2? Why visit all these threads?

>>10777611
Likely the latter. And so would be probably quill-weave since it's reasonable asusmption neither would want to have sex with you.

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>>10776429
>filename

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>>10775731
If I wanted to reply, I would of made it as soon as the thread was made
But I decided to chill for a moment and saw that there may be hope in the thread just vanishing without a reply
But then this faggot fucked it all up and tried to hide it
Thanks a lot you piece of shit

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>>10776429
It strays from being the same fucking shit each day, so I don't really give a shit

>>10778402
I thank him.
This is the closest thing we have to an autism containment board on the site.
Can't have it go nowhere else now, can we?

>>10778505
>closest thing to a containment board
are you fucking suggesting we make a board titled something like /preq/?

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>>10776429

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>>10778561

>>10777684
>Scrublord is an asshole
did I miss some juicy drama or something?

>>10777354
we needed something to do in our downtime, so we gravitated toward each other, our autism pulling us together in one massive clump, like the formation of a planet

>>10778561
We're not even large enough for that. This comic ended right when it would've hit its pupularity growth, the only reason it is staying afloat is because new people are coming in at the same rate they're going out. At least homestuck had the decency to become popular before dying, that way there were enough fans to entertain each other. We have nothing

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>>10772880

>>10776429
REV UP THOSE ANTIDEPRESSENTS BECAUSE IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF

>>10780033
The pube fluff is too rough, make it simpler and we got an 8/10.
Big muscle and tits is elder god tier.

>>10780033
>you will never see katia drawn by link2004
Why even etc. etc.

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>>10781094

>ywn do thing
wel?

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>>10780750

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Katia no

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Kaz may be lost to the void but at least Cider still hasn't let us down.

>>10782128

we'll call the cops if he does

>>10782134
>hello police? this guy on the internet stopped teasing his secret cat porn blog I need you to go over to his house and shoot him in the face
>yeah I'll hold
>[SIRENS]
>fucking pronin I know this is his fault somehow

>>10782128
Cider is a true G
>>10782223
fucking pronin

>>10781387
Katia YES

Filthypaladin and kaboozey should just update prequel instead.

>>10783113

you'd just get page after page of Katia crying about off screen rape being worse than murder and screeching autistically

>>10781387
you commissioned that my senpai?

>>10783113
Apparently Cider did all the art for that side update with aggy. He literally could continue normal updates with Kaz just giving him scripts. Assuming Cider can stop his autistic whining for 30 seconds.

>>10782128
is this old cider art? I havent seen it uploaded anywhere?

>>10783591
From last thread. Kaz was here. There were questions asked about why there was a spanking purge on the booru when more explicit art has been allowed. Cider turned up, betrayed his master and dropped that pic.

>>10783210
Yes ma'am

>>10784028
i see, good choice in artist
kaboozey still has to do my commission too

>>10784591
He does good shit. Is it the third GumballxKatia pic?

>>10784719
nah it's of my husbando, it's gonna be gay my familia

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>>10784591
Kaboozey is a great choice indeed, just got this from him today.

Probably would have gotten something non-Katia if I knew he had that many requests with her. But he probably likes drawing her.

>>10782128
>ywn agree to help Katia keep sober
>ywn put her over your knee and tan her ass when she drinks
I mean she still drinks a lot but hey at least one of you is having fun

>>10782128
unf

thred not ded
bump 2 save the day

Got a couple ideas I'd like to see specific artists draw but never going to pay up to €80 for a fucking drawing.

Could try and haggle but pretty sure there would be 20 other people in line willing to pay full price or more.

>>10790615

throw the idea and see if any artist actually volunteers?

>>10790634
That's a cute idea, anon.

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>>10772880
Best Katia

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I don't know why I'm still generally happy with these threads, even when they're limping along and full of sadness. Maybe I'm just glad to get a little Katia in my life.

>still no images of katia snorting catnip off of quill's ass
Come on now.

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What do?

>>10791538
Instinct says to run the hand from below her breasts down to her groin and rub dat belly.

Logic says to just nuzzle it.

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>>10790981
reminder that this will never be finished and bellyrubs will never happen

>>10791538
Go LK on that shit

>>10791538
Take the pill that returns Katia to get normal size, because she's about three feet tall when compared in perspective against quill weave

>>10790615
Then learn to draw you fucking troglodyte. Don't whine because you "don't feel like" paying an artist to do something that they spent years and years learning to do.

>>10794776
First of all that's pretty rude, if you want to encourage people to draw this is not the way. Second, exchanging money for goods/services is the reason we have money in the first place. The only people who draw are the ones who enjoy it (or at least were enjoying it while they were learning). How ridiculous would it be to be told to write your own music every time you wanted to listen to something?

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>>10794834
>pretty rude
>>>/r/eddit
>encourage people to draw this is not the way
nobody gives a fuck if you draw or not, moron. some people, however, hate those that waddle around in the streets wailing "iF oNlY I HaD tHE MoTiVAtIon!!"
>only people who draw are the ones who enjoy it
wrong again, retard. the people who draw are those who are GOOD at it. are you actually one of those "do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life" types?
>...told to write your own music every time you wanted to listen to something?
no, you're e-mailing some band saying "hey can you guys make an 4-song EP describing Sara Ryder's descent into fart fetishism, also it has to all be in the industrial ambient drone genre. if you want money I'll pay half your normal commission rate, thanks bye"
lrn2art, receive the art you want. put in the time or kill yourself, makes no difference to anybody until you produce something enjoyable.

>>10791790
I understand that 4ball is in college and it can be hard to allocate time, but yeah his track record for finishing things is not looking good right now

>>10795067
sounds like you don't draw my dude.

>>10795067
why the fuck are you so mad, jesus christ dude

there's nothing wrong with someone not wanting to draw and seeking out someone offering a service instead. Just because I don't want to be a professional chef doesn't mean I'm not allowed to want something specific and high quality for dinner

>>10795067
lol
do you run on a treadmill all hours of the day to power your house because you think if you can't do something yourself then it's pathetic and low

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>>10795067
you know, when scientists make the immortality juice, you might actually be onto something

>>10795129
what are they

drinking

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>>10775731
You make me think somebody already did.

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>>10795138
the closest thing we've got to immortality juice, anon

>>10795138
Milk. They're cats after all.

Where are the big gross balls?

>>10795247
>>10688003

>>10795295
They aren't Katia's big gross balls though.

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>>10795309
>>10795319

now, please go.

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I love katia's feet

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>>10796075

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>>10796588
What is up with that nose; this has to be an edit. Pally is better than this

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So at what point did the amount of content of prequel porn surpass the amount of content for the actual webcomic?

>>10796371
That look does things to me that shouldn't be possible.

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>>10798003
do you feel the fire in yer britches, son?

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>>10796929

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>>10798191
Yes and yes.

>>10798535

now it's a SU character

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>>10798621

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>>10798639

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>>10798698

>>10798721

now make her teeth hover in front of her face and the guy's helmet clip into her head

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>>10798760
I did this instead

>>10796588
>>10796929
>>10798535
>>10798639
>>10798698
>>10798721
>>10798775
>>10798834
HA HA TIME FOR NOSEPOSTING

>not putting the nose on the helmet

weak

>>10799254

now she truly is Kazerad's fursona

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>>10799210
everyone's a critic

>>10799301
...I stand corrected by your strange sort of creativity and bravery, sir.

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>>10799301
Great, outdone before I could post. Shit.

>>10799301
jesus christ thats terrifying

Haha noses

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Do you think Katia has a preference in regards to race, some she prefers banging over others?

>>10800741
A cock is a cock.

>>10800741
no redguards

>>10800741

she grew up in hammerfell so she likely has a human fetish and prefers black men

>>10800880
a human cock is a non-barbed cock

>>10801216
pretty sure her past has been pretty fucking traumatic, I doubt she's at all nostalgic for it

>>10802137

her past was as a cultist groupie/designated cocksock, she might not be proud of it but she sure seems to have had fun in it.

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>>10802163
Can we get some more references on where this is mentioned? it's for a friend.

This is basically 4chan for you

>>10802282
for me?

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>>10802282
Good thing we're not on 4chan

Where are the big gross balls?

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>>10802282
Wait. I'm on 4chan?!

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>>10802282
What did he mean by this?

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>>10802390
>>10802490

>>10802527
the digits align, it is a sign

>>10802254
Sauce?

>>10802579
something I was working on, haven't had a good lewd-drawing environment in awhile though

>>10802660
Is it meant to be mirrored badly?

>>10802660
Got a blog/Tumblr?

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>>10802800
yes

>>10802885
kingsquee / kingsquicky on tumblr
they're dead

>>10802660
What's the thing under her butt supposed to be?

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Is this thread now for bullying the cat?

>>10803254
she's supposed to be lying on a T-shaped dragon-cultist-sex-altar, the torso-supporting beam slopes down toward the viewer so the 'offering' runs out the stone dragon's eyes

the fact I have to explain the sketch is concerning to me

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>>10803287
No, she deserves love and pets.

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>>10803489
Why not both?

>>10803436
yeah i didn't fully comprehend what was going on downstairs

>>10802254
looks like someone is a fan of castlevania 2

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>>10803978
actually never played it. is it good?

>>10804322
if you like being interrupted every five minutes by nightfall and the inevitable onset of demons coming to rape your asshole

>>10804322
good but flawed, it's kind of an early precursor to the modern metroidvania formula (open world, etc.) like >>10804779 says, it has a day/night system that interrupts the game to show dialogue every time night arrives. It's also kind of notorious for having very, very obscure hints in it, as well as fake hints that are actually just lies (or maybe translation errors). I think there's a romhack out there that fixes that part though

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>>10804779
that might be appealing if it wasn't my asshole

>>10804867
so what's the connection, looking at my sketches is comparable to interpreting nes engrish?

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>>10804779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HUwLA57paU

>>10798775
Jesus Christ im dying! HAHAH

>>10799301
and im spent...

>27 new tumblr notifications
>barely a page of new posts

did cider do a thing?

>>10804921
someone carved "CVII" into the block holding her tits, and I decided to make a dumb joke pretending it meant "castlevania II" instead of being roman numerals

>>10805160
>>10805180
I aim to please, glad you got a laugh out of them

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>>10805916

>>10805278
God he is so predictable we can literally call it

>>10806926
well I dont know, it's just usually when I have an ass ton of notes but like a fifth of the submissions I was notified for it's because there was drama

>>10807457
Haha, well as a witness to the drama this morning, I can just say that you called it

>>10807718
What drama.

>>10807757
Just typical Cider drama. He posted a melodramatic post, then a bunch of anons caught the scent of blood in the water and sent him some troll asks, and in true Cider fashion he answered every ask for about an hour in his super whiny "I think I'm being snide" fashion. Then he deleted everything. Textbook Cider.

>>10790810
Source please. Desuarchive isn't helping.

Gotta say I'm jelly of his skinny torso.

>>10809467
that's just a very poorly colored kaz sketch

>>10790810
>>10811518
it really bugs me how his facial features are inexplicably slanted to one side

>>10809467
pretty sure there's a whole series of nude characters playing instruments on the fanart site

>>10812428
yeah some guy commissioned kaz for a whole set and then kind of shoddily scanned, lineart, and colored them

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>>10776429

This is how dreams are born!

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oh

hey

prequel actually just updated, like for real

>>10812930
Ah, anon. Up to your foolish tricks as usual.

But where are the fat sweaty balls?

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I want to impregnate Katia against her will!

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>>10815097
I do enjoy a pregnant slutcat, myself.

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Remember the CYOA we had going? What happened to it?

>>10816259
It fucking died. Just like Prequel did.

>>10816259
All I recall is the anon writing it throwing a snit fit because all we'd suggest was porn prompts.

>>10816390
>getting mad about people wanting porn in /trash/

>>10816449
Right?

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>>10816327
>>10816390
Writefag here. I'd love to continue it, if someone has the last few parts of the story (I forgot to save). It was more that someone kept suggesting the same thing over and over again, knowing that it'd end up in death. I thought it was pretty funny, but it kinda halted any progress.

>>10817230
lol why is there mayonnaise coming out of her butt

>>10816467
Anyone have the last few posts?

>>10817760
I'd suggest checking one of the trash archives, it should be in there somewhere.

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Kitty balls

>>10818936
>ywn get to kick slutcat in the junk

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>>10819031
Kinky

>>10819280
very. but what's the point of playing with balls if you don't get to slap them around a bit?

>two years
Why is there still so much porn coming out of this?

>>10819415
there isn't, people just keep posting the same shit over and over and have been for a year

filthypaladin doesnt even draw sadcat anymore

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>>10818694
I could just start it up after what happened in the last couple posts. Pretty much what happened was there was a hallway filled with spike-traps that we traversed.

>>10772880
THIS MOTHERFUCKER HASNT RELEASED AN UPDATE IN 2 YEARS
STOP BULLSHITTING EVERYONE KAZ JUST SHIT IT OUT!

>>10816390
...didn't he start it as a sexual adventure, tho?

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>>10819779
Fuck, let's try it out. As always dubs get's the command.
THE STORY CONTINUES
>You manage to make your way through the perilous passageway without a scratch, finding on the other side a fairly spartan room.
>The walls, roof, and floor are all chiseled stone, plain and smooth but obviously man made. The only thing on note is a bizarre contraption placed in the middle.
>It appears to be an odd metal chair, seemingly Dwarvish in nature judging by the copper-colored material. It seems to be held in place by a series of tube-like supports with flat slabs of metal to support the back, rear, and arms. Beside it is an ornate lever, styled very similarly to the chair. In reach to easily be accessed by the person sitting in the chair.
Well this doesn't seem like a trap at all. Still, doesn't look like there's much else for you to do.
What do you do now?

>>10821435
Put a rock or something else kind of heavy in the chair, then pull the lever.

>>10821483
put a big roc and pull the lever, but from afar and using telekinesis

>>10821435
Sit down and pull the lever!

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>>10821722
THE STORY CONTINUES
>You'd rather not over-think this, considering sometimes the right solution is the easiest one. You walk over the chair and lower your rump onto the seat. The second your butt hits the chair a loud, metallic *CLICK* emanates from the base of the chair. Before you can even reach for the lever a small metal clasp shoot over your wrists, locking them in place as you quickly realize this probably wasn't a good idea.
>The chair gives off a slow, mechanical whir as it slowly ascends into the air, rising about two feet before the back-rest reclines, leaving you lying flat. Two small, agile claws emerge from the base of the chair, catching both your legs in their grasp and spreading them apart and pulling them upward, lifting your rump slightly off the chair (now more of a table) and leaving you completely immobile.
>You shake and fidget, desperate to get loose of your bindings but nothing seems to budge. As if thing couldn't get any worse, the ceiling begins to quiver and shake, bits of dust and rock peppering the room as a near-invisible crease in the ceiling begins to part, revealing an odd, unrecognizable contraption.
>The device has a bulbous, spherical base, with a large cylindrical tube shooting out of it, at the end of which is a worryingly phallic looking shaft.
>You shake and scream uncontrollably, your heart beating out of your chest as the machine descends, its end-shaft now aligned perfectly with your nether-regions. As the phallus begins to creep forward you shift and wiggle your hips to try to avoid its path.
>The machine seems somewhat aware of your movement, but due to your still-clothed backside it can't seem to recognize that you've shifted out of position. When the device finally reaches your body it comes to rest not at your sex but instead at your anus, and after a quick ripping of fabric from an unseen claw there is nothing standing between it and your clenching pucker.

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>>10822656
>Its insertion is slow and pervasive. You moan out in humiliation and discomfort as the shaft continues onward (or should I say inward.) Your bowels quake and quiver at the intrusion, but the machine is unyielding. After pushing forward another couple inches it finally ceases, leaving you uncomfortably penetrated. It feels like you're sitting on a flag-pole!
>Only a few seconds later the machine whirs to life again, an ominous rumbling coming from the base of the device before you hear an odd, squelching flow begin to travel through the tube. Unable to see what is going on you're met with the horrifying sensation of a large, egg-shaped sphere pushing through your backdoor and worming its way deep into your guts, then another, then another, then another. You feel an uneasy churning in your belly as the machine unloads what feels like dozens of these strange eggs inside of you, leaving your tummy bulging and lumpy. By the time the shaft retracts you're left panting and drained, your stomach so large it looks like you're nine months pregnant. It's hard to say what happens next, but after the exhausting ordeal you feel your consciousness slowly fade, falling asleep to the noise of your belly gurgling.
>When you awake you find yourself at a familiar doorway. It seems that somehow you've ended up back at the entrance to the tomb, only now the magical panel is dull and lifeless and the door is completely sealed. Instantly you are aware of two things; one being the embarrassing hole left in the back of your trousers, exposing your yellow-furred cheeks to the open air and two being the insane fullness in your stomach. It seems that whatever the machine inserted into you is still there and still very much uncomfortable. With the hot, mid-morning sun still beating down you shuffle down the cobblestone road, praying that whatever you've been rectally impregnated with can be removed. This'll be one hell of a story to tell the alchemist!

>>10822670
Who says you can't get butt-pregnant? GAME OVER: Please try again.

>>10822690
Re rolling for my suggestion >>10821483, if that is allowed.

>>10822690
PULL THE LEVER KRONK

>>10822670
I mean they probably can be removed, unfortunately it's also probably by the same route they went in. Good luck Katia, just hope the Alchemist doesn't break out elbow length rubber gloves and an industrial container of lube.

>>10822954
Hot

But where are Katia's giant gross balls?

>>10822898
re this

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>>10822670
but what happened?

>>10822898
this

>>10822656
>>10822670
Someone please save the responses this time. Preferably like >>10816259 did so we can just post an image.

>>10824358
It's up to your imagination! Maybe she just "passed" them out? Maybe she gave birth? Who knows!

>>10822656
>>10822670
I wish someone would draw some of these bad ends. They're hot as fuck.

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>>10824398

>>10822670
Wait is that the end???

>>10824517
It's a bad-end. Now people make more commands based on the last passage.

>>10822670
You bite the bullet and try to get the eggs out yourself

>>10824517
If they are doing it like the last guy, then whichever suggestion gets dubs first is what is used.

>>10822690
How do you feel about continuing after Game Overs, just for a little bit? I remember last game we got a little short story about Katia becoming successful Khajiit milk supplier after a BE trap. Even if it won't further the main story, could we see what happens next, or what happens if we follow this >>10825132 suggestion?

>>10825132
>The eggs burst and rupture your colon, releasing egg gunk and fecal matter into your body cavity. Within three days, you die of sepsis.

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>>10825226
Well, the milk one was kind of a joke considering the guy got dubs and everyone really wanted to see what would happen next. I could do more in-depth follow ups to bad-ends but it'd have to be occasional. I don't want to have to follow up every bad end that we come across since I'm guessing there's gonna be a ton of them.
>Btw I'm hoping you guys liked the last passage. I've been gone from writing for a while. Not sure what all fetishes I'm gonna tamper with but I'm not gonna go TOO out there.

>>10825419
just include lots of cuckolding

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>>10824358
>>10825132
Okay fine. THIS ISN'T CANNON. THIS IS JUST A CONTINUATION OF THE BAD END
>You didn't remember Kvatch being this far away! You've been walking for almost an hour and you've still seen no sign of town. Originally you'd hoped you wouldn't run into anyone on your way back, not wanting anyone to see you in such a humiliating and unnatural state, but now with your feet aching and your body caked in sweat you're beginning to think otherwise.
>Your stomach is still just as bulbous and bumpy as ever, the constant shifting and gurgling reminds you of very bad food poisoning. You find yourself clutching your tummy in pain and discomfort every few minutes, praying that the sensation will leave only to have it return in shorter and shorter intervals.
>Finally after a rather uncomfortable bout of spasms you can't take it anymore! Deciding to "expel" your embarrassing payload you roam off the path, finding a conveniently toppled log to sit on you drop your pants and pop a squat. To any onlooker it'd seem that you were just "relieving" yourself but the task underway was far from it. Grunting and pushing you strain your sphincter, every muscle going stiff as you desperately try to expunge the eggs. You can feel the shifting in your gut double, the gurgling and sloshing increasing as well when you feel a couple bouts of wind pour forth along with the first egg. Well the farting noise and the horribly pervasive feeling of expelling an egg from your backside are quite off-putting, you can already feel the pressure lessen as you buckle down and squeeze again, this time feeling two eggs shoot forth and land alongside the first with a squishy *THUMP*.

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>>10826642
>You'd lost count of how many eggs you'd passed after about 49, but if you had to place a bet you'd say you're at around 70. Though your gut seems to be shrinking they just keep coming, ramming through the back gates and joining the ever-growing pile. With one final push you feel what you assume to be the last egg slink its way out of your hole, leaving your breathless and sweaty, along with an uncomfortable slimey sensation between your buttcheeks. Hiking your trousers back up you look back at the pile to see what had been causing you so much pain and discomfort. The eggs are large; very large in fact, probably around the size of a clenched fist. While their shape is familiar their color is rather peculiar, taking on a dark shade of green instead of the usual white or brown. Though your body seems unaffected by the egg-bearing your pucker says otherwise, a steady and throbbing ache continues to resonate all throughout your rectum, but especially at your loosened tailpipe.
>You consider trying to bury, or at the very least cover up this strange brood, but considering your weakened state the best you can come up with is to gather some twigs to put over top of it. After spending five or so minutes gathering sticks you come back to the pile, only to find that the eggs have mysteriously burst, leaving in their wake a nest of broken shells and trails of slime leading out into the forest. With no hesitation you sprint back to the road, ignoring the pain in your backside as you flee back into town.
Congrats! You're a mommy! Sure you don't wanna stick around to see the baby, or should I say babies? GAME OVER... still.
(Okay there you go. Like I said, I'll try not to go too nuts on the fetishes but it was kinda hard to talk about expelling eggs rectally without mentioning bathroom stuff. Did you guys mind?)

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>>10826642
>THIS ISN'T CANNON.
this, however, is

>>10826913
underrated shitpost

>>10821435
Look closely at the walls for a hidden door or something. This place can't be a dead end.

>>10826648
I didn't mind. Its not my thing but it is nice to see more about the consequences.

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>>10826648
I'm more interested in the lore and purpose of an ancient insemination machine but this is okay I guess?

>>10827783
Her nipples sliding of the tiddy.

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>>10810629

Where are Katia's gross balls?

>>10830746
would you fucking stop

>>10830746
in your mouth

>>10830834
No.

>>10827783
The tomb is filled with sex-traps and what not.

>>10816259
Filthypally should draw some of these bad ends. Some summon him!

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>>10832425
This please

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>>10798834
Now wait a second.
Why is the lack of a face arousing to me?

>>10822898
Re this

>>10822898
Assuming we aren't sitting in the chair as we pull it, I'll roll for this, too.

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>>10822898
No dubs in a while so going with this. THE STORY CONTINUES.
>Well that chair certainly doesn't look good, but the lever isn't exactly inviting either. Seeing no other option you decide to try the lever, giving it a steady yank backwards until you hear a *click* ring out somewhere beneath the stone.
>With an ominous rumble the chair begins to shake and rattle, the platform it's placed on begins to loosen and eventually disconnect from the floor before rising, revealing underneath a cramped and dimly-lit spiral staircase, just as ornate and well-crafted as the chair. The steps are solid so there's no real way of knowing how far down the passage goes. All you know is this seems to be the only way to proceed.
What do you do now?

>>10835790
Proceed with caution.

>>10835790
Quickly use cat puns and the wooden parts to create an impromptu torch and head down without hesitation.

>>10835790
Throw yourself down the stairs with no thought going towards your general safety.

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>>10837644
HERE WE GO AGAIN

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>>10837644
...the story continues
>Throwing caution to the wind you decide to descend the staircase as quickly as your agile feline feet can carry you. After all, it could be booby-trapped!
>With a running start you begin the journey downwards, your paw-pads pattering against the cold, metal stairs as you rush down them like a cat possessed. Thanks to your natural feline agility you start off with very little trouble, but as you continue downwards you notice how steep the steps are becoming, as well as how close together they are!
>Without any time to turn back you lose your footing, realizing all too late that the stairwell has turned into a sort of crazy-slide, swirling and curling into the depths of the labyrinth as you paw and grasp at the smooth metal to try to slow yourself down.
>The ride is bumpy, seeing as how this tomb has been sealed for hundreds of years it seems that the slide has started to decay. Jagged bits of metal stick out from the edges, and while you do your best to avoid them one manages to snag your trouser pocket. Due to your momentum your pants don't stand a chance, the entire side panel ripping off unceremoniously and taking your panties along with it. As you continue to slide the off bits of fabric that were once your pants and underwear fall off like bits of debris, leaving your slender tush to slide uncomfortably on the worn metal.
>Finally the slide comes to an end... into an old, muddied pool of stagnant water. You land with a violent *SPLASH*, leaving you gasping and very, very wet.
>You claw your way out of the water and immediately begin to shake like a wet dog. After wringing out your shirt, bra, and satchel you're at least somewhat dry. More worryingly however is the room you've found yourself in, which is completely pitch-black!
Way to go dummy, you're reckless actions have left you pants-less and moist... and not in the good way. GAME OV- nah I'm just fucking with you. What do you do next?

>>10838262
Make an attempt at echolocation

>>10838262
Use fire magic to create some light, but be careful to keep it away from the water. I don't want to fall for another oil trap.

>>10838262
Pitch black? Are you a Khajit or not?
Anyway, let's go with some clichés. Ask if anyone's around, maybe yell "hello?" a bunch of times

>>10838262
Use your cat eyes to see in the dark, I don't trust this "water"

>>10838262
Drink the water, it might have magical properties!

>>10838262
you are likely to be raped by a grue

>>10838262
Check for friction burns.

>>10838262
See if you can smell anything.

>>10838561
>You die of dysentery.

>>10838262
Panic, probably

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We can't even get dubs right

>>10838262
Night eye on! Look around.

This is dumb as fuck, just go for an odds-evens system

>>10838262
night eye, tiger

>>10838262
check youself for leeches

>>10838262
get dubs

>>10838262
Since this story is clean and for a Christian audience you tear the lower part of your shirt off and cover your privates. (Although the rip exposes nothing past your waistline as you had a long shirt on.)

>>10838262
You need to get out of here quickly, therefore you sprint directly forwards as fast as possible.

>>10838262
You go fuck yourself

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Dubs are being a little bitch so let's just do a bunch. THE STORY CONTINUES.
>>10840708
>You did that earlier! Remember? (I did write a passage about Katia masturbating but it got lost on the last thread, if someone wants to find it.
>>10839130
>Your arms seem okay... for the most part. Your poor bum on the other hand is rather red and sore. It feels like you've just been paddled for an hour straight!
>>10839170
>You mostly just smell wet fur, and the acrid stink of still, stagnant water. You can also pick up the scent of aged dwarven metal, and something else that you can't quite put your finger on.
>>10838489
>>10839753
>>10839894
>You switch on your night-vision to see that the pool of water is seemingly safe, besides smelling like dead fish and pond scum. The room, however, looks much more ominous. The floor is ornate and decorated, with a ten-by-ten series of raised tiles rising from the floor. On the other end is a normal looking wooden door, standing in stark contrast to the intricate dwarvish design of the room.
>>10840217
>Ummm, while you're not too keen on your lady-bits and ass hanging out you'd much keep your breasts supported. You suppose you could take off the shirt and wear it around your waist but that just seems silly.
What do you do now?

>>10841773
Remember reading in one of the first rooms of this dungeon that this is the tomb of a brothel owner who installed lewd traps and thus shielding your privates should be a top priority, and wear the shirt around your waist.

>>10841875
Remember that the last trap tore straight through your trousers and all you would end up with is a hole in your shirt.

>>10841773
Get a closer look at the raised tiles.

>>10841773
>Katia shlicking
Someone please go back and find it please.

>>10841773
This CYOA could use some illustrations.

Bump for the night

>>10795076
Crap, is that bad?
I think the zootopia animation ruined me

>>10849150
I'll admit I'm still pretty let down that the zootopia animation never get finished, but I'm not going to hold it against you. Do what you gotta, don't worry about people demanding porn

>>10849327
I really want to finish the zootopia animation, but first I have to finish my commissions, then cream, then my prequel animation, and finally, zootopia

>>10849450
if I were you I would stop adding projects to the pile until you get a little caught up, having a huge to do list is fucking miserable

>>10849450

i have yet to see you finish anything but the sonic cub commissions in a timely manner, i don't think you're doing yourself any favors by working on things you swear up and down you want to do but ultimately can't sit down and just do, like you do with your paid work.

>>10795067
>no, you're e-mailing some band saying "hey can you guys make an 4-song EP describing Sara Ryder's descent into fart fetishism, also it has to all be in the industrial ambient drone genre. if you want money I'll pay half your normal commission rate, thanks bye"
I'm abso-fucking-lutely not a regular of these kinds of threads and honestly you've neatly outlined why in one post. Really it's just the quoted part.

Why do people not understand that quality has a pricetag? Or, hell, just some time.

Plus eighty European pesos is not the floor for drawings, there are hundreds of artists out there who will do a little picture for ten bucks or something like that.

>>10795097
>>10795100
>>10795128
You three are missing the point entirely. Furthermore there's plenty of people who draw but don't enjoy it like you're implying they enjoy it, sometimes people are good at things they don't like or don't care about. Do you really think I like filing papers? Really?

>>10851301
the fuck is an european peso

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>>10851604
>being this retarded
I want you to read my post, the post I was replying to, and the post that post was referring to until you unfuck yourself.

The answer you seek is hidden in these ancient tomes of forbidden knowledge.

>>10851301
>>10851689
>now that it's been two days and everyone involved in the argument isn't here anymore maybe I can try stroking my incorrectness on OTHER people!

>>10852093
Considering that nothing about """my""" "two day old post" is nothing like the two you've linked I'm going to say you're grasping for straws, sonny boy. I presume you're doing this because the truth hurts and you're the special kind of moron who's so full of himself that he thinks the rules simply shouldn't apply because he's special.

Oh, you're special all right, and that other anon is absolutely right. If you don't want to pay market price for something you have zero right to bitch about the lack of that very thing, if you want it to exist make it happen. Otherwise pay for it.

You are not entitled to free shit no matter how great you may think it is.

>>10851689
I mean, I get you're talking about euros
but why call them european pesos? am I missing some stupid /pol/ joke? /biz/ joke?

>>10852160
>I want you to read MY post
he says in response to the immediately prior post

nigga are you fucking drunk

>>10852160
the fact that you're assuming any of these anons are the same person is wrong

no one wants to argue with someone who is an insufferable asshole, whether they have a good point or not. they're going to laugh at you and move on for being such a cunt

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>>10851301
autism in a thread labeled "Autism thread"

I dont know what I expected.

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jesus can we calm down and go back to posting porn
I promise not to ask about pesos ever again
>captcha: dinero potager
NOT HELPING

>>10852323
what are those things on the floor, they look like some kind of currency

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>>10852343

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>>10852222
It's just a joke. It doesn't have to be a political statement.

>>10852266
>insufferable asshole
Then why are you replying to me?

I'm going off the assumption that you A: are one of the original people or, B: agree with them. I don't think you or anyone else is laughing at this, I'm sensing a lot of anger over my agreement with the sentiment of, "you do not get to have free stuff because you want it." Take >>10852296 for example, instead of responding with some sort of disagreement or assertion to the contrary it's "well you're autistic!" Maybe I'm just getting a bit long in the tooth here, but I don't think saying that you're not entitled to a goddamn thing is "autism." It's a fact. You're not.

If you want something you have to work for it, you have to give to get, it's how life works.

I won't tell you to out-right kill yourself, I don't believe in that, but I will say that no tantrum or cries of "b-but you're an asshole!" will make reality somehow more accommodating to your feelings.

>>10852361
I don't give a shit either way, I'm calling you an asshole for being an asshole and telling you no one gives a shit what you're saying as long as you have this giant angry cock up your ass

and even if I was there it's irrelevant now, YOU brought it up again by being just as huge of an aspie rage baby as you were originally

>>10852371
The thing is you're assuming that I'm as upset as you are which is a stupid thing to do, if I'm such an asshole why would I be perturbed by this little spat? If anything I should be stroking my stiffy through my shorts, right?

So since I don't have a "giant angry cock up my ass" to get in the way of you listening to me, your words, not mine, it's therefore reasonable to assume that you are paying attention. Great. We've established you've read my posts, considered my point, and digested it, but you've chosen to lie about all of that in your response. See, this is what I was talking about. Just because you throw a tantrum doesn't mean things will magically go your way.

You're crying about my supposed attitude, but here you are demonstrating that same thing you're complaining about and more while expecting me to take you seriously.

I suppose now you should work on removing that colon obstruction you've acquired and get back to me.

>>10852417
>>10852361
what the fuck are you talking about

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>>10852417
are you like

accidentally replying to yourself thinking it's another person? what the hell am i reading?

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>>10852427
If only there was a way to find out on your own...

>>10852417
>no one wants to discuss things with me when I'm being an abrasive drunk, that means I'M in the right!

>>10852518
So I'm drunk now? First I was samefagging, then I was too mean, and now I'm just inebriated.

Even if all of the above was true (six in the morning is a bit early to start drinking, but hey, let's pretend) I still am actually right. I'll break this down for you so it's harder for you to fuck it up like the other retards here:

You are not entitled to anything.

You have to work for it.
You have to pay for it.
You do not get free shit just because you feel like you deserve it.

>>>/pol/136240597

lel, you fags deserve it

Save the CYOA please

>>10853497
don't worry, it'll be on the archive

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buttcat

boomp

>>10854348
We're past the post limit.

>>10854388
well. it's a boomp, not a bump