HG Thread
>>10757952 (Doremy)
Exceting... Yes I guess, althought I wouldn't wish to become a pony anymore.
Has the bow I gave you been helpful in any way?
>>10757990
attentionwhorse
ngw
>>10757952
Ooooh, abstract. What's a nightmare taste like? Ooh, no, nonono, what's it look like?
>>10757966
Me is who! "Me" saw your little conga line of humiliation, thought you could use a breather. Don't nothing ease the nerves better than good food! Ohandyoulooklikeyou'remyidenticaltwinwhichiscoolfreaky.
>>10757990
Horse
first 36 for drunk grimes games
>>10758013
Inkling
>>10758013
forgot opc whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooops
>>10758013
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>10758013
Aron
>>10757990
Y-Yes toes to hooves.. Ah ah.
Oh well, there is everything we need here.
>And yes, there is everything a NEET or self-proclamed "geimasuu" could dream of here, thanks to some deus ex machina.
>She makes some place for her to sit down without breaking anything and insert [REDACTED] Souls into [Your favorite System] and grabs a controller.
Shall we start?
>>10758013
Centorea
>>10758006
>>10757995
While horses are noble and majestic creatures. I am a centaur.
>>10758013
Urotsuki
>>10758013
Orencio
>>10758013
Barkis
>>10758013
Elias Ainsworth
>>10758028
>>10757966 (Urotsuki)
>Oops, first reply was meant for you
>>10758028
half attentionwhorse half womang
>>10758013
Gascoigne
>>10758013
Pile of Craig
>>10758013
Mokou's wincard
>Actual entry
>>10758013
AK-47 Aquamarine Revenge Minimal Wear
>>10758013
Eric Andre
>>10758013
Loto
>>10757990
Yes, It's been quite useful. I've saved it for a while and it's been good when I have used it.
>>10758013
Doremy Sweet
>>10758013
Machi Amayadori
>>10758013
exyF
>>10758045
...
>>10758050
M-Master?
Why are you not properly healed already, you assured me that you...
>>10758013
Irotsuki
>>10758013
Fistroman
>>10758013
Literally me
>>10758013
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>10758013
Aikawa
>>10758013
The Ultimate Fyxe
>>10758028
But the game's about to start.
....
Ah, whatever. Let's get this game in, shall we?
>>10758000
>she continues to eat, the look on her face warming
...thanks for the food.
Wait a minute... We really do kind of...
>Urotsuki pulls out her phone, picking the camera option and changing the camera to the front
That's freaky!
>>10758013
Black Kosaku
>>10758051
Your card doesn't suck. You should be proud of what you created.
>throws the first two avas under this post into the fagbag
>>10758051
>Fujuwara
Fuck me sideways. BRB!
>>10758013
Kingfin
>>10758067
You're tatiddies too big!
>>10758013
Derki
>>10757980
Fixed it
>>10758013
Agent Wilson
>>10758059
And another chance to use it has just appeard as well.
>She takes out her own bow, similar to Doremy's of course.
Let us see who can reach the other first. Good luck in the game.
>>10758080
>We don't have to do it right now if you don't want, there will be others times for this. Besides it's true it's becoming kinda late for me
>>10758097
They are not. It is a perfectly average size for a centaur and they cause me no harm, anonymous.
>>10758100
I don't see a difference
>>10758110
Alright then.
>Doremy gets her bow.
I wish you luck in the game.
>>10758013
Anarchy Panty
>>10758013
Bru
>>10758110
too big!
>slaps boobtiddies
>>10758123
>
Please more so don't have to ban hoshi for litearlly being a fucking asshole and ignoring me all the time yet entering my game.
>>10758013
Cortex with a gun
>>10758013
Cute Froge
>>10758132
>dodges
>stabs with dick
>>10758110
...Eh, actually.
>she takes the game out, putting it back in the case and handing it to her
Hold onto it. We can always play later, right?
Look for me on the battlefield, centaur. I'll see you later!
>she gives the centaur a wave, and a small smile, before she equips the chainsaw again, and turning to face the rest of the roster.
>>10758119
Or maybe you'd prefer to fight alongside me -until the inevitable facedown that is- two archers working together would certainly get far.
>>10758080
Haho, that's better!
>With a loud laugh, Iro has already done the same, grinning like a madman.
And I dig the sweater, too! Me-but-purple has some good taste!
>Just as quickly, she takes a picture of her sudden doppelganger.
Though, eyes are juust off...fits the "but purple" part though!
>>10758147
Yo, Dawg
IS
THAT
E R U K A
>>10758141
Did he not extend an olive branch earlier?
>>10758013
Painwheel
>"I'm back for more!"
>>10758013
Hannibal Buress
>>10758155
no it's a cute frog, kero
>>10758153
Hmm..I suppose. Although, you never know what may happen.
>>10758082
2.0, with less typographical errots.
Wait...
>>10758149
>The godmodding is too much for her body to handle and she vanishes from existence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZDfNCfByf8
>>10758013
Ranma Saotome
>>10758170
E R U K A
R
U
K
A
>>10758175
Double damn it...
>>10758013
Inspector Gadget
>>10758178
>follows
>stabs with dick
>>10758083
>ywn be trapped in a fag bag with another qt boy
How dull
>>10758152
You are right, some things are simply more important for now. I yearn that we may face each other and have an honorable fight. Good luck
>She puts on her armor and walks away
Hayato.
>>10758164
Wait a sec
Are you THE Painwheel?
>>10758117
It's way bigger
>>10758180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jm_eUQSYAk
>>10758195
From the last time I was here, yes.
>>10758067
Hey, it's you! C...c...ce...
>The skeleton stutters, struggling to recall Centorea's name. He fails to do so.
Cervant! Err, Servant! My servant! Don't mind me, this is an unrelated incident. It involves dogs and- well, that's all I need to say on the matter really.
>>10758202
>kissu
>>10758172
I won't do any trecherious move, you have my word on it. You will go first I shall cover you. My arrows reach way farther than yours after all.
>>10758202
>offers foot
>>10758221
As you wish.
>>10758218
You shouldn't do that, you'll either get warts or it'll turn into a prince, and if it's a prince then you just kissed a dude... and probably still have warts.
>>10758225
N-No thanks, I'm past that now.
>>10758154
Er, w-
>she dropped her phone from the sudden, loud laugh
Sheesh, you're loud...
>she's pulling the face in pic related, and bumps shoulders with him
You're like a more hyper version of me, you know that?!
>>10758242
Bullshit. You will take my foot and you will love it.
>>10758242
turn into princess
>kissus dick
>>10758214
You can... You can call me Cerea master, if that suits you. It is the name those close to me calls me...But the decision is yours after all...
>She grabs the scattered remains of Craig and puts them into a bag... before tying it into her back.
You cannot fight as you are now master. But worry not. I will assist you.
My blade is yours during this game. Just tell me and I shall act accordingly
>>10758252
too
big
>>10758183
>Thanks again.
>>10758249
I'd really rather not
>>10758251
Y-You forgot to say no homo man haha...
>>10758243
https://orig07.deviantart.net/7d3e/f/2017/211/c/d/tracer_beachqueen_by_dandonfuga_by_dandonfuga-dbi9cpk.jpg
>>10758264
no no homo
>kissus eye
turn into cute anime girl already
>>10758264
>>10758269
This.
>>10758257
>rolls eyes
>puts hearbuds
>She plays one of her favorite music :so she won't hear his stupid comments anymore https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1602EJC__I
>>10758277
>shoots
>>10758267
>are you trying to tell me something, anon?
Who do you like, HG?
>>10758277
HORSE
OTAKU
>>10758269
>>10758275
l'm but a simple froge and so I shall remain.
by the way did grimes up and die from alcohol poisoning?
>>10758243
That's what happens when ya live your life for the art! Oh, and, you know, sugar being like half my intake.
>She makes a cheeky-looking half-salute much as in her own pic related as she stuffs the phone away.
Man, sis is gonna love seeing she's got another big sister. Oh yeah! Irotsuki by the way, but my friends call me Iro!
>And the artist gives a quick wink.
>>10758283
Everyone but Bolin and Soviet
>>10758289
>Grimes is still drunk and crying in the VC
>>10758013
Goofball
>>10758280
>
>>10758284
What do you mean anonymous? I simply happen to enjoy refined entertainement.
>>10758289
Update
>>10758297
>shoots again
>cuts off and collects tits
>>10758260
No problem, fellow tuhu fag
>>10758291
Liar
>>10758297
>Search body
>2 horse meat
The children will eat well this winter.
>>10758298
>her
Wut
>>10758282
Just giving you an image I found.
>>10758294
>>10758298
Th-That's a little concerning
>>10758303
Maybe one day I'll win your own game.
>>10758298
He slammed his wrists on his desk earlier and he forgot he was hosting. That's how drunk he is.
>>10758311
It's alright clyde frog
>pushes into swamp
>>10758252
>The skeleton's disembodied hand snaps its fingers from within the bag upon recalling her name.
Oh yeah, that was it! Forgive me Cerea, but I received a great deal of head trauma a while back and I find it difficult to recall some things.
>"Forgive me? She's the servant, you don't need to be forgiven by her."
>That's what he wants to say, but he holds his tongue to ensure that they maintain a healthy, master-servant relationship. At least until she kills his enemies for him.
>>10758305
Okay, I don't like you either. Especially you.
>>10758284
I like Justicegirl, Derpdederp, Kermitters, Dooseys, Kugseys, Kine-kun, Ohwaahahah, The Geezers, Sapphire, Ultramens, Buttslaghter, and some other people.
>>10758290
>she manages a smile
I'm Urotsuki. Call me Uro: Plenty of others do.
We're even named similarly... I'm starting to wonder if my parents just separated me from you. Heh...
Must be nice, having siblings.
>>10758334
>>10758283
And replying to the wrong posts.
I really like that.
>>10758343
Time to commit seppuku,, hosh-kun.
Koreans do practice seppuku or is that more of a nip thing?
>>10758319
>Froge dies
>Froge wasn't a swamp frog but a pond frog
>You will carry this burden
>>10758350
>pushes corpse into pond
>you like this
>you'r alive
>>10758335
The plot thickens! What a lovely tapestry this is turning out to be~. But a dig the name! Oooooh...separated at birth, maybe? You even look my age!
Iso's a little angel! She's the sweetest thing when she's feeling strong enough to get outta bed.
>>10758349
koreans commit steal dokdo
>>10758321
It is nothing master! Of course I suppose you more important things to remember than a idle name... Or maybe you are simply clums-
>She shuts her mouth off! She cannot be that familiar around him anymore, it is true Craig displayed a goofy and clumsy persona but as a servant, her role to highlight her master's strenght and never put him down in anymore.
Please pardon me... Oh well it seems the tournament as been delayed... But surely I can assist you in other ways. How about reconstructing you? I do fare well in puzzles after all.
>Puzzle RPGs actually, but it should be close enough in her mind
>It ain't
>>10758359
Ctrl+Shift+J
>>10758371
>you have*
>an idle*
>>10758371
>walks up to
>stares up at
uhhhh...dkid I miss anything or am I good to go
>>10758389
... Yes? What it is you wish, anonymous?
>>10758390
I don't like the people in my group, they look weird..
>>10758390
Everything's good here.
My concern is reaching new levels, I think Grimes is going to fucking die.
>>10758390
gonna star drinking more cya in 20 mins.
>>10758390
Let's go.
>>10758349
Sudoku is Japanese ritualistic suicide where the person is given his favorite dish of food to eat before he stabs himself in the gut and cuts sideways, spilling his guts everywhere.
>>10758411
YOU BASTARDS!!!
>>10758395
>climbs onto
>>10758390
Oh! It hasn't been.
>She smiles as her fighting spirit rises again, hotter than a thousand suns now that she has her (shattered) skeleton master on her back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YsAyO9oW00
>>10758411
>She deflects the axe with a swift ascending move of her sword. Mugging? It's not her fault the axe fell down into her bag. A simple misunderstanding.
>>10758390
>>10758190
Oh.
...Well, it looks like we get to fight together. Ready to tear 'em up?!
>>10758363
You joke about being separated at birth, but... I wouldn't doubt my parents would have pulled something like that....
Iso and Iro... Pfft, that's kinda great, actually.
...Oh, when she's strong enough. It's nothing like... too serious, is it?
>>10758411
Time for another battle.
>>10758428
There's another knight around. I think you two would get along.
>>10758411
So this is what it's come to? Sitting around at 4 am trying to murder people that a barely know? Eh, could've been worse.
>tfw remember that time I acted like an autist
>tfw think everyone doesn't talk about it because it was embarrassing af
my shame has reached unimaginable levels
>want to pick up a villain but no one would go along with it
>>10758447
I love you though
>>10758424
Cease this at once!
>She throws a hoof, aiming at his face.
>>10758430
Yes! Take the front lead, I shall cover any attack from the back!
>>10758443
Are you talking about Lady Agrias? I have met her indeed. She is...
>Her cheeks grows crimson as she remember such display of virtue
... A true knight indeed.
>>10758451
I imagine that villains would be better as hosts. Something about forcing people to kill each other or something, that's probably how I'd do it.
>>10758458
who am i tho
>>10758461
No, another knight. One who may be even more knightly than her.
>>10758411
("Getting supplies would give me the advantage, though it is a risky move and I don't want to lose too early. Hmmmm... i'll make a break for it and come get the remaining supplies later.")
>Loto turns around and runs straight into the floor, weaving between trees to make following them rather difficult.
>>10758470
My only friend
>>10758451
>You can still have rivalries with people in my opinion, or befriend individualistic avas who don't really care about good or evil.
>It really depends of the vilain though.
>>10758451
>baron
>>10758473
>shilling your own ava as anon
cringe
>>10758411
ay 1. this is some bullshit ass timing between slides.
>>10758486
Nope.
hey guys that yukine guy is pretty cool
>>10758485
How the hell does that male me Baron?
>>10758480
;_;
you're the best friend i could ever ask for anon
>>10758473
Oh... Really I haven't
>Her imagination runs wild... someone more knightly than Agrias? The only way it could be true would be if that knight was King Arthur himself... But "she" is a female.
May I... May I ask her name?
>>10758371
Reconstructing me? Somebody attempted that before and they made me into an abomination. Even still, she was a fur-
>Craig almost says "furry," but wonders whether or not that would be offensive to Cerea. Did she count as a furry? I mean, she had the whole half-horse thing going on. Craig decides not to think too hard about it, lest he strain his brain.
furckin' idiot, which I feel that you aren't. As my servant I know that I can trust you, so yeah, why not? Have a crack at it!
>>10758411
At least we were not robbed of our lives, I guess.
>Craig then looks down at his skeleton body.
Well, for the most part.
>>10758451
H-hey, I'm a villain right? I shoot people and cause massive property damage. Surely I'm a villain! Heck, I'm even deceiving the frick outta this horse right now!
>>10758496
>Craig's bone pile is picked up by the wind and blown safely away from Machi. Weak bones, huh?
>>10758512
One is the loneliest number
>>10758461
Heh... you're a good partner. CHAAAARGE!
>>10758496
Well... what can I say? I've always loved exploring.
>>10758496
>Loto's body was riddled with deep cuts along their body. The wounds seem to be quite old, due to the fact their own blood was rather dry.
>>10758430
Weeeelll...I know for sure I'm related by blood to Iso, sooo.... But oh yeah, gotta have that themed naming~.
>The typical jovial look breaks for a moment, replaced by genuine surprise. She laughs a tad nervously, shaking her head and hands at the same time.
Nononono! She's just...you know, sickly. Doesn't, uh...doesn't immune too good.
>>10758496
Rollin', rollin', rollin', though they're disapprovin'...!
>>10758496
>The battle raged until the kiss of dawn...
Hannibal...
>She sticks her blade into the bloody soil, like a christian cross, mourning her defeated partner.
You have fought well.
I shall not let your death be in vain? Be sure of it
It's 4:30 in the morning and I can't sleep
>>10758521
but the both of us make two anon
don't worry, you'll always have me
>>10758515
It is actually a man
>>10758546
same
did you know it's been 222 days since ky birthdagive me some (You)s
Seriously, how can I obtain good rp? It doesn't have to be great just good enough to get people interested enough to talk to me.
>>10758546
Nobody gives a shit.
>>10758552
Heading to bed. Goodnight Brother.
>>10758573
Fuckable ava. Bam- interactive af.
>>10758577
Fuck you Carol!
>>10758573
i dunno, people seem to like mine and i did shit during high school english, at least in creative writing
>>10758587
Oi! Fuck you too!
>>10758573
end most of not all of your posts with a question
either that, or have a little adventure with
>>10758581
good night my nigga, you're a good man
>>10758496
Listen, how about you just do me in the world of second favor and just off yourself, AGAIN. I'm sure you'll be happier when you're in the second afterlife and far away from me.
>>10758573
I have shitty rp and even worse character choices and some guy still interacted with me. Moving on up in the world.
>>10758573
rp as kana minami
>>10758587
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
kys Grimes
>>10758613
Didn't we also have one of her sisters for a little?
>>10758606
welp, guess i'm not hosting anymore/. Sorry fellas, but i'm gonna have to go kill myselfe instead of hosting. sorry that i took up any of your time to begin with. brb while i kill myself demanded by the great eric andre. bye now.
>>10758626
*Aussa
kys Aussa
First 24 no bamboozles
>>10758635
Grimey no! God fucking dammit Eric!
>>10758615
>pushes into the ocean
>>10758635
He was replying to the slide event you doofus
>>10758519
>Monstergirls aren't furry... Or at the very least it is a taboo among the monstergirls fanclub as they will burst into an autistic rage if anyone said that of their precious waifus.
>Cerea is a kind and open soul, and therefore, doesn't care.
I will not let you down master, you have my word on it. Please let me gather some things before we start.
>Fastfoward.exe
>She comes back with an anatomical book and some extra powerful glue
Let us do it...
>ExtremeFastfoward.exe At this point, Craig has been reconstructed up to the rigcage... It's a bit half-assed but it work.
Alright. Now let us move to the...
>The pelvis! And she just touched it! It just another bone though, but she cannot help but blush.
B-Be sure that there are no impure thoughts into my mind master. I hope that is okay...
>>10758556
>A man? She is sure of it now.... IT IS KING ARTHUR... Or at least a zombie version of him, somehow
>>10758635
Don't pin this on him
>>10758646
Lana's mother
>>10758635
I'm not talking about you, you handsome idiot, I'm talking to that annoying cunt ghost guy over there.
>>10758496
Your eyes seem vastly curious on the fools who lay eternally still behind this old plank of wood. Perhaps, you'd care to join them in the quiet embrace of darkness? Believe me, I'd be happy to assist.
>>10758646
Gascoigne
>>10758646
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>10758556
>>10758654
So... May I ask his name?
>>10758646
Shin-chan
>>10758646
Painwheel
>>10758646
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>10758667
You're a lite red around the ears
>>10758646
Generic Fapbait Ava
bam slide...3 i dunno. i'm too lit to know what i'm posting
>>10758646
Star Boy
>>10758646
Catling gun
Someone host over this drunken mong please.
It hurts me on psychical level.
>>10758681
boy oh boy i can't wait to have some rp with you
maybe i can even have a ship
haHa look at ho rdunk i am Xd
>>10758682
Okay, I know this looks bad, but I can guarantee you that there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for all of this.
>>10758657
>>10758667
>>10758668
>>10758673
>>10758677
>>10758681
>>10758692
>>10758695
Show us yer tits!
>throws beer can
>>10758700
(You)
>>10758646
Urotsuki
>>10758682
Make up your mind already!
>>10758700
Grimes told me to give you a (You)
(You)
>>10758646
Butt
>>10758712
Guts I fucking swear
>>10758646
Fujiwara no Fumokou
>>10758721
ilu butt
>>10758573
>Never settle down for trite chit chat. Unless your ava is a real smooth talker. I always try to go beyong talking... Even something as simple as drinking tea is good
>>10758679
I... Yes... I guess
>The color intensifies upon the remark.
>>10758682
>She gets into her swimsuit and dip into the steamy water. There is nothing better in the world to ease oneself after a day full of trials and hardships. If only the guys could stop peaking over the fences it would be perfect now.
>>10758712
GO TO HELL!!!
>>10758646
Irotsuki
>>10758646
Lord Beerus
oweee thanks for enetering that guys game. I guess mine was bait even though i litearlly started itr. just enter his instead and let him host isntead., i'll just sit here drunk posting instead. that's more fun anwyasys.
>>10758731
>>10758735
Do you want to marry a knight?
First 24 no bamboozles
>>10758746
You should get some well-earned rest Sir. I appreciated the tournament even if it didn't finish.
>>10758746
You need to take a load off, buddy.
>>10758748
oh god i came
first 24 no bambles
>>10758746
YOU NEED TO LEARN TO TAKE IT EASY
>>10758540
And we're not even the only "tsuki"s around here, you know. I'm trying not to worry about it too much.
>she shrugs
...She's lucky, too, having such an energetic person taking care of her! I have trouble taking care of myself, sometimes.
>>10758519
Hey.
>she knocks on the skull
Did the tapes help at all? I was the lucid dreamer.
>>10758784
>Damnit.
Kill me soil may rest
>>10758725
>Clangs confusingly
>>10758793
That was almost a sentence.
>>10758751
I... I haven't thought about that yet...
>Marrying a knight! It would certainly be the greatest honor, united in hearts and swords... Two souls living as one...
I... I am a knight first and a woman second. I have no interest in marrying for now... But I do hope, if I must, that my husband will be virtuous, knight or not.
>>10758812
Is that a loli centaur?
>>10758746
Are ya hosting or not
>>10758805
Fuck Mr man
>>10758819
grimes is getting more booze.
fuck it lads, i'm outta here
see y'all tomorrow
>>10758654
You're making great progress, Cerea. Certainly much better than the one I was talking about before. I ended up as a head-on-a-stick when they were doing it...
>Craig thinks nothing of Cerea touching his pelvis until she makes a remark about it. Unable to resist, he decides to remark about it himself.
Of course! Although I have to admit, it is rather HARD to stop myself from doing so.
>Thinking that what he said might've been too subtle, he decides to immediately follow up his comment with another.
Boner!
>>10758784
Huh?
>Craig turns around and brushes her hand away from his skull. Realising who it is, he grins at her.
Oh hey, it's been a bit since I saw ya! Don't need to introduce yourself, I know who you are. The tapes worked like a charm, I was plotting of my world domination 24/7. Although, to be honest, I've since given up that dream. A little unrealistic.
>>10758784
>>10758791
Hah! Cute ears! Seriously though, no fooling? Eeesh, we musta had a biig family....
>She fidgets a bit at the praise, waving it off.
It's just what I'm supposed to do, is all...someone's gotta take care of MY little sister, and I'm the only one who can! Only reason I'm even out here is 'cause she's been feeling better lately...and y'know...it's super late and she's super asleep.
>>10758852
...Why is Tails there?
Wubbadubbadubba is that true?
>>10758852
what the fuck is tails doing in the background
>>10758862
who's that semen demon on the left?
>>10758847
Dear god just shut your retarded mouth up for five seconds and fucking KILL YOURSELF AUSSA
>>10758842
Yeah, I brought the books, too.
>she digs them out of her bag and hands them over... or rather, places them down next to him
What? You were so passionate about that one. What all happened?
>>10758847
Yeah, super late and you're out here...
...Then again, I guess I can't speak either.
O-oh?
>she looks up, head adorned with wolf ears. Cheeks lightly flushing, she unequips them
Crap... Yeah, that just happens.
>>10758842
>Her hears twitches at the praise. It seems that all those hours playing Puzzle and Dungeon weren't actually wasted after all! This will certainly show her mother.
Ah thank you master... It must have been quite shameful indeed... Your head on a bonesti-
>As she hears the word "BONER" she lets the pelvis fall down and bury her face in her hands. This one wasn't marked on the anatomical book at all.
I... Pardon me but I cannot touch you here as i-it would be... Shameful for the both of us... You... I will have to let you put it in place yourself, pardon me...
>And of course Craig can do that, as both of his arms are functionnal now
S-So did Grimes bail on us?
>>10758925
Hope not, this is the most kills I've gotten in a while
>>10758925
>puts a hand on your shoulder
Grimes, he... Grimes is dead, anon.
Press F to pay respects
>>10758886
>Paints your face
>>10758891
And I'm super needing for some inspiration! Pffft, nothing wrong with being up whenever they heck you wanna be. If she needs something, I'm only a tap or two away!
>And in the time it took Uro to look up at herself and back to Iro, she's already changed herself, a long catty tail flicking back and forth now and then with a brief meow.
The similarities and differences just get deeper and deeper~.
>>10758925
He forgot he was hosting again.
Please tourney guy count the kills even if it's not finished.
>just dicking around on 4chan like usual
>then I hear a screen from outside my window
Guys I'm scared
Why are all of Aussa's avas made for rape?
>>10758947
Kuga?
I guess I can host a /co/de or something if you guys don't have a game by the time this match is done...
>>10758682
bam lide 5. only took what, like 10m mins?
>>10758947
Oh snap, a vicious screen. Careful for broken shards
>>10758947
>Screen
>Supposed to be scream
Maybe I should just ignore it and go to bed.
>>10758947
You heard a screen?
>>10758891
>Craig grabs hold of the books and slides them into his surprisingly spacious rib cage for safe-keeping.
Uh, I had some sense talked into me. I brought up my plans with like, four different people and they all went into detail in how I wouldn't succeed. I have to agree, I don't have the resources for it right now. All I have is a bigfoot skeleton and a pterodactyl skeleton which isn't nearly enough to enslave the world. I need to work on some way to make all the other skeletons loyal to me...
>The skeleton starts tapping his chin, absorbed in thought. Even though he had supposedly given up on it, the idea was evidently still on his mind.
>>10758917
>With a stupid smile on his skull Craig silently pulls himself together, glancing down at the anatomical book to learn how to assemble his own skeleton. That smile fades slightly when he realises he has to read a book to learn how to assemble himself, a feat that most skeletons could pull off without having to refer to one.
>His mood soured slightly, the skeleton nonetheless persists and succeeds in his efforts to reconstruct himself. Looking a bit grim, the skeleton starts speaking.
Hey, you can uncover your eyes now. I'm alllllllllllllllll gooooooood.
>>10758960
His camp is the same as last time; eh. Not that much to it.
>>10758960
This game kinda sucks, yo.
>>10758960
Deja Vu.
>>10758960
It's the same slide.
>>10758960
One taps
........
>>10758974
host over me then, faggot. if you're so fucking willing to give your opinion youm must be wiling to prove it right, right?
>>10758968
>>10758947
Still better when I had a big (thud) outside.
I ignored it, found it 2 days later that a faggot jumped down from the 9th floor.
>>10758982
>thirsts
>>10758983
Bitch, I will fuck your world up.
>>10758983
stop being drunk
>>10758983
Grimes I'm on my knees here please finish the game
>>10758973
C-Can... I?
W-Well...
>She uncovers her eyes and the sheer beauty of Craig's full body almost burns her retinae. Pearly white bones glistering under the sun. 206 pieces of steel-solid calcium powered parts.
>As in your typical animu cheesy anime a tears runs down Cerea's cheeks.
Y...You look magnificent master! I am glad I could have been of help.
>Of course it's only a fantasy of her, the real Craig looks like a science skeleton that had been broken and half-assely reconstructed... TWICE!
>>10758983
>How did it even let you post the same thing twice?
>>10758983
Gimes, you're scaring me buddy.
>>10759005
Your RP makes my day a little less miserable. Keep going, please.
>>10758978
>takes 25 minutes
>posts the same slide
That's genius.
Don't drink and host, kids
>>10759011
>... This is very sweet of you to say that. However I will probably stop in a little bit, I've been here for hours.
>I hope you have a good day nonetheless anon. Cheers!
>>10758973
>she relaxes a bit and leans on something nearby
Ever thought of working with a necromancer? I mean, they're good at working with the undead and skeletons. You could just find one and make friends.
>>10758934
O-oh. You can do it too.
>she changes back to the Wolf effect
I'm guessing you're a lucid dreamer too, then? Are your dreams nice?
>>10759022
Drink more. Host less.
bam day 2. you're all fucked. sying i'm too drunk to host,. proved you all wrong.
>>10759029
This game is way more entertaining than it has any right to be.
>>10759029
Time to wait 20 minutes for the next slide
>>10759029
>Doremy tries to stab Mokou. Her weapon breaks and even then, she realises that Mokou is immortal. She then runs away, screaming.
>>10759029
>Is this the power of the Ocelot? Or maybe it's another Deus ex machina/Nanomachines bullshittery invented by Kojima... But the result is. Ocelot did deflect her sword with his punch... And knocked her off.
>She wakes up hours after, her head and pride aching...
Give me a Few good game themes
>>10759042
history
>>10759042
Holocaust denial propaganda
>>10759042
>An ancient egypt themed game
>>10759042
No theme
>>10759029
Looks like my friend is eager to show you his home down in the west, and I'm sure you'll love thet the trip, it's 10 to 15 hours of Non-Stop horseback riding, what's not to love?
>>10759046
im not making a goyim code
>>10759007
Can't you see he knows what he is doing and only does it for the attention
>>10759055
He doesn't. His autism in VC is getting unbearable.
>>10759053
Then make a code about how the sun makes the tributes break out in a rash and then they get hemorrhoids.
>>10758951
>I guess I got good taste.
>>10759025
Curiouser and curiouser~ That's right on the dot!
>Her ears perk up at the other question, and she somehow manages to grin more.
Oh, you know it! Even nowadays after I've used so much from it, there's soooo much stuff for me to paint from it! Well, ImeantheLetterWorldiskindaweirdbutit'skindacharminganyways. Sooo...if you are too, then...you?
>>10759005
>Craig's foul mood lightens up a bit when he sees the sheer delusion on display in front of him. It would bring tears to his own eyes too, if he were capable of producing them.
Please! You flatter me too much.
>Craig leans in close to wipe the tears away from her face, smiling warmly at her. The smile was really for himself though...
>>10759025
They're good at controlling the undead and skeletons, yeah. No, no I don't trust them one bit. With a click of their fingers I'd be under their spell, and what then? What of my dreams? My passions? My hopes? I'd just be another mindless slave.
>>10759029
>At least, he imagines he would enjoy it. Due to the absence of anything regarding "life" or "feeling" in his bones he doesn't feel a thing.
>>10759042
>LOTR/Game Of Thrones/Greek, Egyptian and Nordic mythology
>>10759029
>6 mnutes later for a slide
desu, surprised you bhaven't hosted over me yet, i litearlly deserve it at this pouint.
>>10759029
...Hmph.
>The hunter throws his firearm to the side.
No matter, blood shall continue to rain from the heavens as long as my blade sits in the gloved embrace of my hand. I'm sure I'll be able to get in possession of more bullets elsewhere, I must carry on.
ill make hoshi games
>>10759061
How would you know? Are you VCing with him now?
>>10759070
T-the steak...I...I....
>Iro weeps openly at the waste of good food.
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>10759080
Discord.
kakao games
>>10759080
>Jude's in the call.
>>10759092
Dynasty Warriors games
>>10759065
>This smile! She wouldn't mind if could have been the last thing she saw before dying. It seemed like the apex of her life as a knight.
>She bows down.
There is no flattery I am merely saying the truth Master. No lies shall ever spawn from my mouth I assure you...
Oh I nearly forgot... It is a present for you. As a thanks for taking me under your command
>She takes out a bottle. Pure unadulterated high calcium milk this time.
>>10759102
>Tfw I used a robot version of Lu Bu super briefly
>>10759070
Look at her! Look at her and laugh at her starving misery!
>>10759083
>>10759070
We've got plenty to eat over here. And it's all pretty good....
>>10759064
I thought as much.
...Yeah, I've been doing it for years. For a while, it's... kind of all I had. Something to keep me occupied, to keep me grounded...
>>10759065
Then steal their books while they're distracted. You can learn it yourself, right?
>>10759070
Shouldn't we give that person some of our meal master? Is she a criminal atoning for her crimes?
>>10759070
>>10759130
Oh, sweet, I am starving!
>She said, having ate moments ago. Mid-grab she pauses, cocking her head off to the side a bit.
...Is my twinnie a nutso loner?
is this slide even the right game?....
>>10759147
Y-You...
>Her blood boils up the maximum heat that is possible for horse blood to get until it gets dangerous.
>She draws her blade, as swift as the midnight wind, pressed against Gas coin's throat.
I shall cut down that cesspool of yours you call a mouth!!!
>>10759145
Go for it.
N-nutso? No! I said "For a while", didn't I? I'm fine now.
>>10759108
>Upon being offered the milk, the skeleton's smile grows wider. It also isn't for himself any more, it's a genuine smile for her.
>Of course, the genuine smile only being because he received a bottle of milk from her, so it really didn't mean all that much.
You've gone above and beyond the call of duty, Cerea. From the bottom of whatever you could call my heart I thank you.
>Craig takes the bottle from her hand and drinks from it. The milk enters into his mouth and disappears entirely; it doesn't spill out over his bones, but is instantly absorbed. Letting out a satisfied "ahhh," the skeleton stashes the bottle inside of his ribs.
We've a long journey ahead of us, you know. And there isn't anybody else I would like to share it with.
>"I really hope I get to see Karen skewered on a sword. Or Agrias, but I think she has some kind of bond with her. Oh well, I'm sure I can ruin it somehow." There are many other enemies Craig would like to think of killing, but for brevity's sake they will not be mentioned.
>>10759131
Yes, that is exactly her punishment. She stole food from children, those who could not provide for themselves, and left them to perish while she greedily ate what belonged to them. It is poetic justice.
>He lies. He's got no idea who it was tied to that stump or what they did to get there, but getting to mentally torture somebody like that seemed to fun to pass up.
>>10759130
Yo, yo! That's the perfect idea actually! Theft! I'm not below doing that!
>Craig shakes his head, embarrassed that he had yet to come up with that idea.
Of course it's not something I could do alone. I'd need help, breaking into a necromancer's home is no easy thing. They've got like, guards n' stuff.
What's the over-under for how long this game keeps going?
Hosting. No customs scenarios just pics
36
>>10759184
>>10759188
Grimes is talking about marrying someone.
>>10759205
>Specifically me.
I think it's fair enough to say that this is a good time to throw in the towel, I'm heading off stop
>>10759193
Wanderer
>>10759193
Painwheel
Well, it appears the host has bailed on us. I'm out.
>>10759230
GL on the marriage
>>10759193
You have Lynks
>Yes, this is a tribute
>>10759174
>As her cheeks grows crimson with pride, her tail waves side to side and she makes some idly -albeit full of gratitude- sounds with her hooves... and all the stereotypical fluff horses do when they are happy.
I do see a bright future for us master even if dark clouds are looming over us... I can see the sun piercing through them already....
>She makes a brief comment about the convict.
I see... It hasn't even been a week since we've become one and our alliance is already setting the stones of a new and just society... For now however. I shall take my leave master. Calle me whenever the need arises.
>She leaves
>>10759230
>>10759217
>Night
>>10759147
>Thank you for the game.
>>10759193
Inkling
>>10759172
>A dry paint brush appears out of absolutely nowhere in to her hand, and she reaches up and...brushes it across Uro's nose.
Hey, hey, take it easy, Purps. It's just a feeling I had, you sound super serious all the time, you know that? What was up?
give me tributes
Give me 24/36. This is killing me.
>>10759238
I'll be sure to do so, I imagine I'll be needing you a lot over the months to come. I'll be seeing you soon!
>>10759193
>>10759193
Emi
24 more, i know its dead comeon
>>10759277
Fighter
My Lowest , Deepest Lava Dab
>>10759277
Ririchiyo
>>10759248
>she's kind of shocked from the brush across her nose
U-uh.
It um... It was a lot of stuff, really. I kind of shut myself in for a while.
few more lets go
where all the europe fags at
>>10759308
Yurei
>Last one from me.
>>10759308
Youmu Konpaku
>>10759297
I want to fuck you
>>10759316
Europe
>>10759308
Kyoko
>>10759327
Cutie
>>10759308
Pissed Off Referee
>>10759308
Urotsuki
>>10759300
Hey, least I didn't pick a color first~. And speaking from a tiny bit of experience, that's a good way to ruin your social life. Lost all'a my friends but Utsutsuki and Borotsuki with that because I needed to stay inside.
...I'm pushing, aren't I? I'm pushing, sorry.
>>10759308
Irotsuki
>>10759316
Name all Europefags and I'll tell
>>10759308
Sonia Nevermind
>>10759348
Kana
>>10759308
Bellona
i lost all tributes
sucks for yall
>>10759308
Snake waifu
>>10759193
Lord Beerus
bamboozle
>>10759367
>Picks them up
>>10759347
I know it does. You think knowing that helps when you're in that situation?
...No, it's fine. It's been a while, so it's not as hard to talk about.
And really, I'm a better person now. I've got some friends, and I've left my room.
>shit survivability
>is only good at flanking
>gets thrown into the enemy team when carrying out a flank
>would make more sense in the defensive heros slot instead of offensive
WE WUZ DISSAPOINTMENTS N SHIEET
>>10759316
>>10759331
Always with the "cutie" crap. If you love me so much you could at least bring me snacks, at least that's worth something.
>Do we have a host or not, I'll grab a /co/de if it's the latter and you guys want.
7 more.
>>10759422
Please hots
>>10759422
>>10759424
Oh okay, sankyu ghost-chan
>>10759424
Gandalf the Pug
>>10759424
My Wife
>>10759394
Eeeh...depends on if you actually care about the social life thing and all. I know I had to pick Iso over a social life, so...eh?
Just making sure here, twinnie. I'm not doubting you, you don't look like no liar! I just saw you swinging around something a little noisy and bladed is all...
>>10759147
.>4 am
>not in bed
>drunk af still
.still hosting
>forget to post slide like an hour later
someone host over me laready jesus christ
>>10759424
JUST START ALREADY! I WILL NOT BE KICKED OUT AGAIN!
>>10759424
Mashmyre Cello
>>10759450
SIEG HEIL
>>10759446
Maybe I should have killed myself earlier after all...
>i'm gonna go lay down,I don't feel well at all
>>10759449
I need 3 more to start.
>hosting over me
>only an hour apart from sldies
woweee, look at that fucking impatienxce that that that faggot of a host has. Glad you acual participants hva e acdtualmpatients. really makes me think how attention craving you gttoa be to hos t over the durnk tguyl
>>10759469
Richard
>>10759467
Sleep tight
>>10759424
Shirai Kuroko
>>10759472
Go to bed grimes.
CHeck it
>>10759472
>Grimes. Bed, please.
>>10759469
Link
>>10759472
>slaps ass
>>10759498
Ready to go.
>>10759498
Finally...
>>10759498
Good enough.
Starting in a minute.
>>10759517
It's a nice ass, eh?