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Late night comfy hours.

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>>10752195
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AND GOD SAID UNTO ADAM

YE SHALL TRUST NO THOT

THE WORD OF THE LORD
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>>10757045
D-dude... come on...
I-if I'm cute, what would all the big dicked guys think!?
They wouldn't want to give me their oversized... meaty... thick cocks!
>Jolyne says, undoing her hair as she speaks, for some reason.
Sorry, I just... it was bugging me.
Dunno why.
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(re-posting this here as well)
>>10757066
God, yes, they really do. Please please please let me hilt myself inside you. I want to fill you up as deeply as I can
>He shamelessly asks, almost begging as he does so. The head of his cock throbs every so often, as though it was also asking. Staring into her eyes again, he plants a couple sloppy tongue kisses against her mouth, before once again burying his head into her neck. He tightens his grip around her, bringing her body even closer against his own, and begins kissing & leaving little love marks on her neck as his mind becomes muddled with pleasure
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>>10757150
Everyone has needs, I get that. You'll still be appreciated when you're a badass, when you're on your knees, or when you're just being cute in my eyes.
>Anon smiles as he strokes her hair a bit
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>>10757137
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>>10757220
I want to throw that dog a "bone", if you catch my drift
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>>10757183
Good beg from a good boy. Here, lie me down like a gentleman and you may quench your burning desire in me.
>She kisses him and stands in a way that his tip slides out of her. Looking down, she sees that it's as thirsty as she is for some action. It throbs and leaks as if it were a child asking its mother for milk. Holding his hands, she lies back a bit, pulling him forward slightly.
Catch me~
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>>10757257
>still rubs your breasts dutifully
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>>10757214
COme ooooooon! I haven't gotten to suck and worship a big fat dick in so long, and now I got you tellin me I'm cute, pettin me and shit!
>Jolyne complains, but doesn't throw him off.
>>10757220
BEGONE
THOT
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>>10757270
Fine. I got what I wanted to do so I suppose I could entertain what you want.
>Anon blushes a bit before looking away
I still get to call you cute afterwards though.
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>>10757285
>tfw
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>>10757268
S-sorry honey.
>She pets the anon.
Play with my nipples, please.
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>>10757310
I'm sorry if I weirded you out or went too far or anything. I'm just going to call it a night.
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>>10757295
If you're under 8 inches, you're getting punched, dude.
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>>10757346
I'm no horse but I'm not a slouch either.
>Anon takes a bit of offense but still blushes
I'm safely over 8 but just a little under 9..I'm a bit thicker than average too..
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>>10757257
>Almost caught by surprise, he barely manages to embrace her and keep her from falling back too quickly, and presses against her supple frame once she's touched the ground. The suddenness of this change in pace excited him like no other and he intertwines one of his hand with hers, pinning it against the floor, while his other hand spreads her thighs, and moves up to caress her face as he kneels above her. He presses his eager cock against her pussy, before plunging it balls deep with ease. A moan escapes his lip as a bolt of pleasure shoots through his body, and he lets himself back down onto her voluptuous body, taking a moment to adjust to the new pleasures he was experiencing
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>>10757377
>Jolyne looks dissapointed, almost.
I guess you can pet me and stuff..
It's fine...
No offense dude, but I've been lookin for a REAL monster.
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>>10757428
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>>10757444
>Furries
GOD
DAMMITT!!
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>>10757428
>With a sigh of relief, Anon's face lights up and he leaps over to hug Jolyne tightly
You'll get that monster sooner or later but until then I can enjoy calling you cute
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>>10757452
>wants horsecock
>hates furries
Hmmmm.
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>>10757384
>Taking advantage of his rest, she goes and nibbles on the anon's ear, pulling him up towards her face and puckering her lips. For some encouragement, she wraps her legs around his backside and pushes him in deeper. With that push, she feels him hit the entrance to her womb, causing her to bite a little harder.
Mmm~ so good~
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>>10757467
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>>10757467
I never said horsecocks, I said BIG DICKS!!
Furries creep me out, dude!
Most of em are guys in suits!
Kass.. I guess looks too real to be a guy in a suit.
>>10757458
Nnngh.
>Jolyne squirms gently, but does nothing more.
I guess.. I could be called cute.
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>>10757346
>>10757428
>under 5 inches
I need to lie down and cry.
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>>10757493
>swin
C'mon nibba.
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>>10757493
You could be called a lot more but I'll spare you since you clearly have some finally taking notice.
>Anon pats her head before letting go
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>>10757487
If she doesn't bite for that, I just might. My mouth is watering over here.
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>>10757469
Hnnnn, I can hardly stand it, it's so good
>He meekly lets out as he feels his cock drive into her even deeper. His eyes flutter each time he feels her teeth dig into his ear lobe. Tightening the embrace between their hands, he pulls his cock out, feeling her taut walls grab him as though they didn't want him to leave. They give little resistance as he plunges his cock back inside, and their undulation massages and writhes against his shaft and head
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>>10757493
Sounds like what you need... is BBC.
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>>10757523
There was a furry in Dolphin Street.
He wanted to... fucking yiff me, or whatever the fuck that means.
Creepy dude in a fucking suit.
Oh, did I mention his Stand basically gave his suit animal abilites?
Imagine seeing those fucking souless eyes... fur matted in blood, chasing you down, asking if you wanna "yiff"..
That's why furries scare me.
>>10757497
You might as well.
Want me to hang you? It's clear your never gonna accomplish anything with that pathetic piece of shit.
>>10757487
N-nani!?
A-a horsedick!?
>>10757575
I mean... is the old saying true?
>>10757543
Yare yare..
>Jolyne blushes, but struts off, smiling just a bit.
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>>10757566
(Don't think I'm in the right state of mind to give a worthwhile session anon-san.)
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>>10757583
FUGGIN YT BOIS CANT EVEN COMPETE! HOP ON DIS BLACK DICK BITCH AND GET SPLIT OPEN.
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>>10757583
Yeah, you're right, go ahead. I'm sorry for being a blight on this world.
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>>10757615
Don't feel bad, anon. She has to cheat in order to take all those monster cocks anyways.
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>>10757596
Uhh.....
I-in English?
>>10757619
How the hell is using my soul to help me take dicks cheating!?
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>>10757646
FUGGIN RACIS BITCH, GIT ON DEEZ NUTS NOW!
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>>10757570
If you can hardly stand it, then why don't you just let it all out inside me? C'mon, you know you want to~ We'll cum together and you would've bred me like the bitch I am. It's all for you. I mean, you just be tired from all the teasing. Just relax and blow it all into me.
>Her walls tense up and begin to almost milk the anon's cock. She starts to kiss both his ears and his lips, an assault from all sides. With each thrust that pokes at her womb, she gives a cute little purr into his ear while she either kisses or nibbles.
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>>10757659
W-why are you yelling at me....
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>>10757646
Because you can't do it on your own. You have to use that ugly-ass ghost of yours to do the job.
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Whatcha guys doing down there?
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>>10757734
BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

QUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>10757706
Oi! Stone Free ain't ugly!
She looks better than you!
>Stone Free spins around, changing into a more human form. Even if she still has blue skin.
See, bet you feel real stupid now, dumbass.
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I'm sorry for coming in here and bothering everyone. I'll leave you all alone to enjoy yourselves.
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>>10757758
>Picks up and pets
Now now, what's got you so down?
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>Blocks your path.
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>>10757768
The jews and their lies...
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>>10757663
Fuck, I'm gonna cum, sweetheart. I'm going to knock you up~

>He pounds away at her with reckless abandon, having absolutely lost his senses to the pleasure coursing through his body. He holds her body close against his as he thinks about cumming inside of her womb. The thought of seeing her stomach grow with child. And the thought of doing it again and again and again. Coming upon the edge of no return, his breathing easily doubles in speed and intensity, with his thrusts not falling far behind. An indescribable amount of pleasure begins to well up in his cock and groin, and he lets out a multiple moans as he plunges into her as deeply as he possibly can, and begins to shoot the first of several thick ropes inside of his lover
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>>10757773
How much ink is needed to remove you?
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>>10757788
Stop replying to Paul
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>>10757776
It'll be fine. If they haven't managed to take over the world in 6000 years, they certainly won't succeed anytime soon, right?
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>>10757745
Wow. Even your ghost has to cheat in order to make herself look better. Let's see what she looks like normally and then try to boast to me.
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>>10757801
But they already have... Through central banking. Only three countries don't have central banks owned by the Rothschilds. It's all over...
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>>10757810
>Jolyne sighs, and Stone Free changes back to normal, whispering under her breath of murdering this fucker right here and now.
>Of course, she's just repeating Ora.
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>>10757773
Your species needs to go extinct and you should know it should go extinct
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>>10757833
>when you only put mo-cap balls on half the suit
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>>10757814
Yeah but banks are a thing of the past. The future lies in cryptocurrencies.
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>>10757861
But they're all flimsy ponzi schemes. Even bitcoin is controlled by Chinese server farms now.
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>>10757895
Better move to China then. You're already fluent in Mandarin, right?
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>>10757745
Jolyne, breathing reminder of my mistakes, listen. Fucking strangers is a shame I am willing to overlook as your absentee father. But doing this to your Stand fills me with levels of disdain I have not felt since I saw my own grandfather getting sucked by a blonde drag queen.
Don't do that again.
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>>10757833
See? What did I say? Ugly as sin. C-3PO looking motherfucker.
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>>10757768
I feel like a joke gone wrong. Work third shift, go to sleep, continue until the weekend, where all I do is sleep/stay at home because social skills are nil. No friends, no family, the only thing that keeps me motivated is keeping a cat alive since she's the only thing that seems to care. Everything feels like a facade, nothing just grabs at me and keeps me interested any more. It feels like it'd be better if everyone never had to deal with me again.
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>>10757785
>She grabs his back and butt with her arms and legs. Her eyes roll back as she moans for her anon, gushing her juices all over his cock. The warm feeling of his cum coursing through her pussy gave her a very relaxed feeling. The amount he put into her was sure to get her pregnant, and she didn't mind one bit. She looks up at her lover and gives him one last kiss as a thank you.
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>>10757961
Sounds to me like you need to find something that makes you want to get out of the bed in the morning. Do you have any hobbies that you're really passionate about?
Also, I don't see how that last part works. If you never interact with people to begin with, how would you be a bother to them?
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>>10757981
(My goodness, I can't remember the last time I've edged so much and had such a messy finish. I'm gonna have to clean up with a shower. A million thanks for the incredibly enjoyable session~)
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>>10758007
(You're welcome. Come see Liliana again some time!)
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>>10757956
>Jolyne stitches Anon's mouth shut.
>>10757946
IT WAS HER IDEA, NOT MINE.
FUCK OFF, DAD.
>TFW incest was something I never really got to explore with Jolyne
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>>10757997
I like to read horror and play video games. But as previously mentioned, those are waning in interest and aren't gripping enough. My line of work does not permit the chance to binge watch series or movies, so that option is out the window.
As for the conundrum, it's really bad self-esteem problems and anxiety issues. Not to a point where it's a binding force and crippling any social interaction, but it really makes me shy away from personal conversations other than minor small talk. Like, I feel bad for talking more than a minute or two because it has the chance to be boring them. Or speaking up because I don't want to feel like I was about to interrupt someone who wanted to talk.
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>>10758040
>Hey, never say never. Maybe sometime when it's not so late I'm too tired for anything but making a joke.
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>>10758145
Those are fine, but the problem is they're pretty passive. So it's understandable you wouldn't get a whole lot out of them. I'm talking about something a little more engaging, productive.
Is there anything you're good at? Some sort of craft? Has anyone ever told you: "Hey, that's pretty cool that thing you did there" or anything of the sort for something you'd have done?

I personally wouldn't worry about forcing yourself to be social just for the sake of being social. If you share a common interest or something you're really passionate about, that will make interacting with others in that field a lot more seamless than going out of your way to meet people in an environment you're not comfortable in.
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>>10758185
>See you later, then.
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Might as well do a checkup. Who else is awake right now?
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Anyone wanna do some lewd buttstuff with a femanon?~
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>>10758313
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>>10758316
What type of lewd buttstuff?
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>>10758313
(Forever and always.)
>>10758316
(I'd like to.)
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>>10758316
>a femanon
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>>10758313
As usual
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>>10758313
I'm still up, lookin for oversized dicks.
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>>10758313
Not for very long, I'm afraid.
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>>10758338
>Anon crouches behind a bush, fridge at the ready
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>>10758313
>I think I just ate a whole box of cheap storebrand Sushi.
>But yeah; hey, I'm up'n stuff.
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>>10758324
I dunno, whatever you're feeling! I might run outta butt pics though..

>>10758325
What do you wanna do, Owain?

>>10758331
pls believe
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>>10758344
Here's my card, too.
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>>10758354
>a whole box of BAD cheap storebrand sushi
>fuck my shit up
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>>10758346
>A familiar figure emerges from the shadows and ambushes her with a surprise kissu.
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>>10758357
>ywn cuddle the manticore
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>>10758346
I'm in the mood to be stuffed by Sponty for a bit
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>>10758355
I like face sitting and eating out the butt.
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>>10758355
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>>10758316
With butts like that I don't care if you're actually a turtle, hell yeah.
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>>10758362
Hey, Treat. Sure you want to spend your last moments alive here?
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>>10758354
>>10758362
What is checking the expiration date?
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>>10758355
(A little eating out before pounding her over a table if that would be fine with you. I could also go anon or use some other character if you'd prefer.)
>>10758346
(Hope you get some good rest in the mean time. Been meaning to do more with Purgy and her feisty canine sidekick.)
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>>10758355
That is a nice butt.
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>>10758382
>Nope, but maybe staying here will kill me quicker.

>>10758385
>I'm not a smart man.
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>>10758344
I just woke up from a nap and I've got a foot and a half long boner the width of a soda can ready to bust in any hole.

A holes a goal, as they say.
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>>10758407
Any way I can help with that process?
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>>10758364
... !
Oh no!

>>10758367
As much as I'd love to, I'm afraid I'd most likely end up passing out on you halfway through, even if we started now.

>>10758394
I should! And yeah, we really need to get around to that sometime.
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>>10758369
Maybe I'll sit on your face so you can do just that, anon!

>>10758376
Im th-thicc, I swear! Thicc!

>>10758379
What do you wanna do then, turtlelover?

>>10758394
Either or is fine! Just as long as you get your fill and so do I~

>>10758405
You are a nice anon
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>>10758346
wew
Sponty and Nellko hit all the right fetishes, as well as Mattie. Too bad you're going to bed soon, may have to keep you in mind next weekend.
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>>10758394
>DJ Sona
This is my fetish.
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>>10758365
>The manticore is sleeping right now.
>>10758409
F-foot and a half....
R-really?
>Jolyne's already drooling at the thought of it.
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>>10758415
You reap what you sow, Sponts.
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>>10758394
>large enough urethra
Does that mean I'm allowed to fuck that pisshole with dick
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>>10758414
>Fuckin' stab me through the internet.
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>>10758415
There's always another day for her to cover me in cum. I'll just have to be patient.
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>>10758407
Do you have any last words for us, Treat?
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>>10758449
I'm afraid I've only been able to do that with MUH DICK so far.
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>>10758415
(Sounds like a plan! Have a nice rest Sponty.)
>>10758420
(Alrighty. I could write the starter since you seem to have a fair bit of interest. Possibly having your girl serving breakfast in an apron and nothing else?)
>>10758425
(It's a pretty grand fetish.)
>>10758441
(That's exactly what it means.)
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>>10758435
>tip-toes carefully up to the manticore so as not to to disturb it and gives loving pets
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>>10758394
The thought of a hung necro pounding me sounds so good
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>>10758420
Anything that leads to me ramming my dick inside that big jiggly ass as fast as possible, and pumping you full of hot sticky cum. Any part would really do it, but ass is on my mind atm, for some strange, unknown reason...
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>>10758435
>Lifting up his shirt, the anon blushes fiercely, his massive dong flopping free to hang forward. Its thick weight all to evident just from sight alone. Grunting, the anon leaned back to lightly thump it against his chest.
Oh, you tell me, Jolyne.
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>>10758441
You'd best believe it!
I've done it.
>>10758462
>The Manticore twitches and purrs in it's sleep.
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>>10758423
Oh my. That's a little bit away, but I should still be around by then, hopefully!

>>10758436
Oh yeah? Well, I'm not giving up yet!
>Counters with more kissus, and even a bit of ear nibbling.

>>10758453
Mhm. Just for curiosity's sake, are you one of the anons I had something in the works with?

>>10758457
Thank you, and have a great evening/morning as well, Owain.
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>>10758420
You are doing a good job, keep up with it!
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>>10758469
(She's a fan favorite for a number of reasons anon. That being one of them. Would you like to receive that pounding now?)
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>>10758456
Oh, god, please. I can only get so erect.
I love cock fucking.
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>>10758420
First guy. I mean, if you were up for that, I'd love to be submerged underneath your bountiful bottom as you use my face as a seat cushion. Thick or fat, thin or average sized, all that matters is sitting down comfortably on something that is willing to give your ass kisses and licks and warmth.
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>>10758491
(I would love to <3 )
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>>10758484
How does it feel? To fuck a cock?
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>>10758484
>lays down next to the sleepy manticore and drapes an arm over her
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>>10758454
>I hate myself and I wanna die.

>>10758456
Oh my god; can you stop thinking with your dick for one minute? Jesus, you're such a fucking horn dog.
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>>10758457
Sounds cute and fine! If you want some details; blonde, bottom heavy andddd like, kinda short?

>>10758471
You're a weirdo for thinking about butts so much, anon!~ But I think that sounds perfect, any other particular details you want before you find this big butt on your dick?

>>10758488
Thank you anon! <3

>>10758505
Im super up for that, its probably my number one favorite thing to dooo! Its my greatest asset, so I hope your cute face is prepared!~
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>>10758513
Was I supposed to just let you die without making a dick joke? Come on, that's not how you would want to go.
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>>10758487
Nope. I'm just another degenerate that likes Sponty's cock.
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>>10758508
(Great! Could you write up a little starter for me?)
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>>10758518
>didn't roll her in the story gacha
Such a shame.
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>>10758487
>Though he's more than prepared to accept the usual hail of smooches from his serial kissuer, his face abruptly explodes into a deep hue of crimson at the sudden nibbling of his ears, his body going lax and relenting to the onslaught. Perhaps he and Sponty shared a few things in common.
G-Goddammit...you win for now...
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>>10758526
Yes it is? Do I look like Panty to you? My mind isn't on dick 24/7. I'd rather you give me a jaw breaker or something. Now how about you do just that?
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>>10758518
>Anon step merrily into his dining room while rubbing the sleep out of his eyes, letting out a tired yawn before scanning the nearby area. His eyes locking onto the curvaceous backside of the bottom heavy girl he can't help but slowly approach her from behind, his morning wood receiving a second wind and snaking down his pajama bottoms. Having to slightly hunch down to properly prod her ass cheek with the tip of his bulge his hands soon join he greeting, sliding underneath her apron and giving the exposed lips of her pussy a slow roll of his finger as he mumble into her ear.
Morning...What'd you make this time?
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>>10758509
Pretty fuckin neat.
And gay, but it's hot as shit.
>>10758475
>Jolyne's eyes go wide, and she drools openly now, horny as shit.
P-please.. dude.. I need that right here.. rubbing against my face... I wanna feel it.. pleaasssse!
>>10758511
Ah.. a cute human to cuddle up against..
>The Manticore says, awoken by his less than subtle approach.
I should honestly eat you... but I won't...
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>haven't spoken with someone in over a month
>they just kinda drifted off so I removed them on discord
>figured they were done talking with me or whatever
>don't really use discord any more but accidentally click on it and see a pending
>hesitant to accept because I know they're just going to bitch me out
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>>10758558
I've been told my dick is a jaw breaker.
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>>10758558
Yeah, yeah, alright. I wouldn't come up to you empty-handed. Just a little levity.
>Anon reaches into his pocket, retrieving a paper bag, which he tosses over to Stocking. Contained inside of it is a giant gobstopper.
They take a while to eat, but that's part of the charm.
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>>10758570
Please don't eat me miss manticore. I just want to cuddle and rest with you. You looked so warm and comfy I just couldn't help myself.
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>>10758530
>A curious Anon walks into the bathroom stall of a populated night club. Taking a seat on the toilet to check through his phone for the time and figure out when to leave. Oblivious to him, the outside of the stall door reads "Free use" and in the side of both the stall walls to his left and right are holes big enough to fit someone's entire arm through. Or a very well hung cock.
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>>10758574
I know that very specific feeling all too well. The only difference is I usually readd them and just wind up apologizing profusely despite it not really being my fault, or me actually feeling bad about the act.
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>>10758527
Alrighty. Well either way I should be available tomorrow, provided we start a little earlier. What time would work best for you?

>>10758555
Ah-ha! There's no escaping the serial kisser!
>She declares victoriously before hugging the silly comfy anon and planting a few more smooches on his person for good measure.
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>>10758570
>The massive cocked anon gives an amused lick at the sudden 180. Thirst, eh? Stepping forward, he grabs his thick base to squeeze his shaft, to hopefully solicit some kind of response from the cock hungry woman, lightly tapping her cheek with the tip.
You really love monster dicks, huh?
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>>10758518
Other details...mm. Well, a big juicy ass is really all I want, I'm kinda simple like that. Of course, if there was more to it I'd never object: I'm kinda worked up, so I could really fuck the hell out of any needy hole, just to let it all out.
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>>10758622
I'm free all throughout the day so any time that works for you should be more than enough for me
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>>10758590
Well aren't you just the smoothest motherfucker around.

>>10758597
>Stocking catches the bag. As soon as she opens it up she lets out a quiet "holy shit!" as she looks at the thing. Good lord it was fucking huge. She pulls it out and just holds it out in front of her.
I know what a Gobstopper is, I'm not twelve. But sweet Mother of Mary I've never seen one so goddamn huge! I don't think I can even fit this thing in my mouth.
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Not to be super typical, but would anyone be interested if I made a discord? Just so we can chat/do lewd stuff off the thread since I dont really post much?

>>10758535
What a pity!

>>10758564
>the curvy girl jumped with his approach, but her face quickly contorted into a lewd smile as her cheek flushed pink. She could easily feel his morning arousal pushing and prodding against her round, exposed pale ass as his fingers decided to do a far lewder act
Ah, I was j-just making some pancakes, see?~
>she pulled herself away from the counter a little, the sad looking mixture of batter swirled around in the bowl as more of it seemed to have splashed up onto her apron covered chest. She wasn't the best cook

>>10758642
As long as a big, round, fuckable butt is all you need anon, I've got one right here!~ I don't want to keep you waiting anymore so get that cute dick out and bend me over!
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>>10758638
>>10758638
You don't know the half of it....
>Jolyne says, grabbing the shaft to give it sloppy smooches all around the length of it.
Mmpph, I was waiting for a monster like this alll night...
And look who shows up...~
>>10758602
It's fine...
>The Manticore says, snuggling up to him, purring gently.
You're lucky you're so cute...
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>>10758617
>The sound of rapid high heels clacking against the tiles fills the bathroom along with something hefty and made of meat colliding with thigh before a bathroom door slams shut. Unbeknownst to the anon someone had recently became hopelessly aroused on the dance floor, the slab of cock meat currently solid and aching for something to plunge into positioned at the right of the gloryholes. The bulbous pink head enters first before nearly a foot of pulsating, veiny inches follow afterwards, even her jizz-weighed nuts managing to slip into the cramped space. The drooling tip nearly poking the anon in the cheek Necro knocks on the nearby wall with her fist, taking deep breaths as she awaits for some relief.
"C-Could I please receive a little help if anyone is in there?"
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>>10758622
>He doesn't really say or do all that much, the sudden attack of his ears leaving him a lump of limp putty in her arms, utterly defenseless as she peppers his cheeks with the last volley of kisses. Whatever lipstick she may have been wearing would've surely vanished the moment her lips were planted, the deep red blush spreading all the way up to his recently nibbled ears.
D-Damn you...I won't hold back next time...just you wait and see...
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>>10758680
That's why it takes so long to eat. You've got to just wear it down. Or, if you're impatient, you could always shatter it with a hammer. That's what I did as a kid.

I feel like you don't know who I am, which makes sense because of the whole 'anon' thing. Remember that guy you talked to about feeling strange around your sister? The one who asked to make out with you as a reward? Yo.
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>>10758688
Thank you miss manticore. I promise I won't be a bother!
>sneaks in a quick kiss on her cheek and snuggles back up with her
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>>10758518
My excitement is almost nerve-wracking, to be honest. I've never really done this thing before (erp or face sitting), but I couldn't imagine a better person with such a round, large behind to have my first time. If you wanted details, anything is fine, but I do really like big butts Please bear with me!
>The visibly shaken up anon grips at his arm to ease his nerves at his luck. Here stood in front of him was a stunning beauty of a woman, an amazingly attractive face that brought a nervous smile to his own. While the rest of her body brought as much dazzling attention to his visage, he clearly was caught continuously glancing at her hips and ass. A small cough from above snapped the young man out of his dazed state and looked back up at her shimmering eyes, and he hastily laid down on his king sized bed with a pillow adjacent to his head, whetting his lips in anticipation for another pillow to slowly emerge.
(I'm sorry if I'm being too wordy.)
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>>10758617
>Above the din of the club; with all of its grotesque noises jumbled out between talking, and primal; on the brink of pure sexual moans let out of the girly girls wanting all the attention from their boy fucktoys. Came the loud clacks of the anons italian white loafers against the tiling, and bringing open the nearby stalls with creaks from their hinges never replaced after all this time. Interspersed with the anons going through the fucking rigamiroo of taking a wee pis from there peckers, zipping up. And getting the fuck out into the fray of the Orlando Pulse gay nightclub.
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>>10758686
>The man releases a small giggle at the sorry sight of the messy batter mixture, walking over to the sink and bringing a cup of water to pour into the bumpy mixture. Grabbing the utensil she used to stir he once again settles behind her, mixing it around while he occasionally peppers kisses along her neck.
"You were doing a pretty good job but the batter was way too...Thick."
>He enunciates that last word with a teasing tone before bringing his free hand back to spank her right cheek. Already aroused beyond belief he slowly falls down to his knees, squeezing both of her round, plush cheeks and spreading them apart to get at the supple hole between her thighs. With a little push forward he drags his tongue along the entrance to her sex, lightly lavishing her mound with heated licks to prepare her for the pounding to come.
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>>10758686
(I don't use it super typically these days, myself.)

Oh of course, if you say so! I like when a woman knows what she wants, anyway.
>The man gives a sort of nervous-yet-eager snort, already reaching to unbuckle and drop his pants, just like that. In doing so, he reveals the tent he had been sporting in secret (more or less) since he had started talking about all this-and in another moment, that tent gave stage to a very stiff, and aroused slab of cockmeat. He reaches to give it a few, eager strokes already, making sure it's nice and sizable to show off properly.
I'll ram it inside in a sec...but bend over, and let me admire your ass, huh? It'll feel way better if I'm as hard as I can get when I drive it in...
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>>10758645
Got it. And just to make sure I don't mistake you for someone else, and that you're really the one I owe a session to, I shall name you stuff-anon! How's that sound?

>>10758698
>After leaving several prints of her lips over his cheeks, forehead, and even earlobe, she plants one final kiss right on the tip of his nose.
Hah, good luck with that! You can't just out-kiss the kiss monster, you know?
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>>10758698
Mystia is best birb.
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>>10758688
>All those nerves bundled up into his length serve to make him shiver with those wet kisses service his hung and achey length, sighing in bliss as the stress began oozing out of him. Reaching down, he lightly strokes over your cheek.
Nnh, I've been told I come in the nick of time.
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>>10758693
>Anon feels the leaking tip press against his cheek and turns in a quick panic. Staring directly at the massive slab of meat before him the emerged from the hole. A bit hesitant but aroused, he looks to the other wall and pieces the situation together.
"Umm..I.. uhh.."
>Anon thinks for a bit before extending one hand to grip the long shaft and slowly begin to stroke it back and forth. Muttering to himself.
"What the hell am I doing..."
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>>10758688
I-I never knew a Manticore could be so cute. Damn...
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>>10758711
Gobstoppers are hard as hell though.
>She knocks on the thing with the back of her hand. This thing really was hard...how the hell is she going to eat this. The angel raises an eyebrow as he brings up the whole 'who he is' thing...oh yeah, that guy.
Ohh that guy, hey how's it going? Would've been nice if you gave me something edible but...I'm sure as hell gonna try.
>and just like that...the angel chomps down on the thing...instantly regretting it as she jolts her head back and lets out a low groan of pain.
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>>10758768
Embarrassing but fitting. Stuff-anon it is.
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>>10758775
>A cute, feminine gasp rings through the air as a simultaneous full cock twitch rolls through the stiff monolith of flesh currently thrumming with life between anon's fingers. The swollen head bares down on him like a predator, the viscous droplets of pre-cum oozing from the slit and cascading down the underside towards the smooth, over productive pouch of the hung futa. Hearing his words through the wall she stumbles over them with a stutter.
"J-Just keep doing that and maybe a little more...I-I can't really relieve myself when I do it with just my hand."
>The sensual strokes of his hand along the awakened shaft add another noise to the quiet air of the room, Necro smoothly sliding her hips forward to fuck his hand while her nuts slap against the wood behind her on each pull back.
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>>10758797
>Anon flinches back as she tries to bite down on it. That would've hurt. A lot. He walks up to her, taking the gobstopper out of her hand.
You don't... bite it. Look, it's just- It's edible, you just have to.
>Anon lifts it to his mouth, dragging his tongue over it once in as small an area as possible fore holding it back out to her.
Work at it, you know? It's meant to be licked for a while. Then you can fit it in your mouth.
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>>10758686
Have a butt.
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>>10758841
That's a big brapper.
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>>10758768
>That flush never fading from his features, in fact, it only manages to deepen in color, finally managing to wriggle himself free after that particular peck upon his ear sent a surge of warmth rocketing up his limp body. He stands on shaky legs in a pitiful act of defiance.
I-I can and I will! You'll see! Goodnight!
>He says, turning tail and running away from the spree kisser, tripping over his own two feet and face planting before picking himself back up and disappearing from sight.
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>>10758733
(You're fine, sweetie~)
>she climbed up next to him, watching his eyes with a grin as they were glued to her fine, wide hips. Her fingers dug into the waistband of her tiny shorts as she flicked her chin upward to draw his attention
Do you want these on or off, cutie?~
>as she waited for his response, she swung a plump thigh over one side of his head so that both her knees lay either side of him, her heated crotch swaying inches from his face

>>10758764
Ahhn, s-see! This is....why I always m-mess up breakfast!~
>her pale and squishy thighs bounced against one another as his hungry tongue went to work. Though she still tried to mix the batter to more liquidized mixture, the events happening beneath her heavy butt were far too distracting. Her pink face swished and drooled, her teeth biting into her lower thick lip as he sloppily kissed and slathered at her mound

>>10758767
(I might make one now just in case anons wanna add me there, I've always really wanted to try it out regardless!)
I hope you chose a hole, mister~
>the femanons eyes took a second or two to pull away from his growing, girthy rod as she shook herself. Tugging the tiny black shorts down her squishing thighs as the cute panties came with them, she let them fall past her knees as she teasingly bent forward, all of her fine, plump asset on display as she gently swung it back and forth
You really like butts, dont you anon?

>>10758841
Butt status: added
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>>10758798
Still beats a certain other anon who goes by the name of cocksleeve-anon, don't you think?

>>10758849
Sure thing~ Bye-bye now!
>She waves at the poor mass kissing victim, watching him go and stumble about the place in his flustered stupor.

-

And on that note, time for me to go. Good night everyone!
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>>10758826
I KNOW THAT! I was just trying, jeez.
>Stocking just kinda rubs her teeth with her tongue before snatching the thing back from the anon, soon enough she's pressing her tongue up against the thing, rolling her tongue across the thing as she tries to...soften it up? Or at least shrink it so she can stuff it in her mouth.
Gwod 'ward...dwid et welly ned two beh shoo bwig?
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>>10758822
>Anon slowly becomes a bit more aroused at the twitching meat in his hand. His mouth begins to drip and he slowly leans in to lick the oozing head. Moaning as the sweat taste fills his mouth. Slowly taking more of the head in his mouth. Hearing the slapping of her cum filled balls, he pockets his phone and extends his other hand out to grasp them in his palm. Lightly massaging them as his head begins to turn and bob along the delicious meat. Moaning more and more audibly.
"Why..does it taste so good.."
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>>10758858
>Giving her lower lips one last teasing drag with the tip of his tongue he suddenly plunges it into her slick folds, drinking straight from her honey pot and swirling his tongue around inside of the moist fuckhole. Slowly dragging his tongue until it pops free from her pussy he licks his lips to savor the taste, his erection painfully hard and tenting up his pajama bottoms with it's size. Standing up to his feet he drops the pajamas down to the floor without a care, releasing his fat cock into the open air and spanking her dripping vulva with his cock tip. Afterwards his hands find their way to her hips, slowly pushing his mast into her sex while peeking around her to watch her stirring.
"Don't worry just keep trying! Keep your hands steady...And maybe wiggle around a little for me."
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>>10758885
That's what she said.
>The Anon suppresses a laugh, clearing his throat to avoid it being too obvious as he watches the angel go to town at the big ball of sugar.
It's value for money. It's like a salt-lick sort of thing, but for humans. Sugar-lick. I thought you'd enjoy having something that keeps on giving.
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>>10758858
(It can help with reconnecting with some folks for sure.~)

>All it takes is a hint of the grand amount of flesh she's putting on display to inflame the man's desires-and in an instant, he lunges forward, and plants his rock hard shaft between the soft, welcoming valley of her ass' cleavage, a harsh rut making his balls slap noisily against her, as he slowly nestles himself right up against her-both pinning the femanon to the wall, and completely burying his cock in her buttflesh.
Haa...god yes. Butts, thighs, hips...they all kill me, and make me harder than I can stand. Can't tell...? Mm..comon, you wanted to help me deal with it, yeah?
>He growls hungrily now and steadily begins to pump his fat prick in and out of her alluring cleavage...and finally pulls back, one hand on her full cheek; as he spreads her ass apart with his thumb, leaving her backdoor exposed as he gently prods the tip with his needy crown, rubbing the base of that rod over and over up against her ass.
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>>10758773
Heh.. I get it..
>Jolyne says, entranced by the oversized dick in front of her. She throws off her shirt, not even wearing a bra, and resumes slobbering all over Anon's big fat cock like a slut.
Mmmph.. you really are a lifesaver, though..
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>>10758858
>The soon-to-be cushion could merely stare, mouth agape at her plush ass cheeks, moving ever more closely to their destination. A distant sentence or two drift off toward his ears and shakes out of the hypnotic trance. His spectacle-laden eyes looked past the mammoth thighs and off to the side where a beaming smile greeted him.
O-oh! Sorry, I was just...distracted by something absolutely stunning. Please take off the shorts, if you wouldn't mind. Victoria's secret may be that more clothing adds more imagination, but who needs imagination when you can have the reality face-to-face?
(Another butt for you...I like butts.)
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>>10758893
>Necro's shecock was an amazing thing to slobber upon. The swollen tip was spongy but just hard enough to allow his tongue to glide and press against like he was licking a warm, salty lollipop that was aching to burst. The sudden grasp to her semen stuffed nuts causes them to jump within anon's hand, the sperm currently sloshing around within the low-hanging fruit warming his hand the longer he holds onto the smooth sack. Necro's breasts press flat against the wooden wall as she begins to lightly hump the wall, assisting the anon in taking more of her erect fuckstick into his maw while sliding the salty underside along his taste-buds to ensure he gets more of the addicting flavor of her dick spilling into his mouth.
"Nngh~...Mmph...Deeper please...I-I need it."
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>>10758916
Iwh mhean...Iwh gwess?
>Stocking trying to talk with her tongue slathering all over the round fuckhuge ball of sugar really was something in of itself. She was cursing constantly under her breath as she tried her hardest to get the thing to shrink...I mean it was fucking great! It tasted like heaven against her tongue, buuuttt...she'd rather be able to slosh it around in her mouth instead of spinning the thing and trailing her tongue across it.
Whell...iw'll gib yew 'at...'astes fawntasdick...
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>>10758939
>Briefly mesmerized by the swollen nipples and its piercing, the monster-cocked anon shakes hianhesd clear, smiling down at her.
Take as long as you like, sweetheart. I've got the endurance to back it up.
>The absurd length twitches inside her grasp, pulsating visibly with kiss and lick and nuzzle, while he placed his hands upon his hips to keep steady. His nuts churned and drew up to his body as well, tightening, despite their size.
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>>10758969
>Was it creepy that Anon was enjoying watching this so much? It seems a little strange to watch an angel tonguing a piece of candy with any sort of enthusiasm, but there was something just enchanting about it. Maybe that was just the angel's magic.
You know, you're cute when you're eating. You're cute all the time, sure, but I've never seen you struggling with something like this. Makes you seem more human. I like it.
>Totally creepy.
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>>10758957
>Anon slides his mouth off of the tip and continues to stroke and lick the spongy head. Getting more and more entranced with the shaft as he spent more time caring for it. After get got his fill of the taste and the warm sack in his hands, he lets go of it to stand up. The sound of a belt hitting the tiled floor can be heard before Anon takes hold of the meat stick to grind it against his which paled in comparison.
"I can go deeper."
>Anon holds tightly onto the futa cock as he turns around and aligns the spongy head with his puckering ass. Gently pressing the two together until the head rushes in, filling him like nothing before.
"Ahhh! Fuck!~"
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Um, if anyone wants to add me on discord, its nymphos #3207!

>>10758914
Ahhhnnn, I'm t-t-t-trryyingg!~
>she slipped forward against the counter, her chest hitting the bowl so that it wobbled unevenly, spilling more of the milky mixture as she felt his sizeable manhood push into her. Her kissed lips let him enter easily, but it quickly grew tight as more and more of his meat inched inside, her walls gripping him hard as the femanon wiggled and twitched with the hot, divine feeling
I don't think I'm v-very hungry anyway, well...n-not for pancakes~

>>10758920
I just wanted to- ahhh!...hear you say it~
>as his rod suddenly leaves the warm confines of her enormous cheeks and pushes against her gaped, tight hole, she squirmed against the wall as the anon held her there. Though she could clearly feel how much he wanted to slam inside of her tunnel, her own lust was almost immeasurable as she tried to keep up her facade, her face hot and sweaty as her body quickly grew the same
Can you....hurry upppp and p-put it in?~ Dont be such a tease, nerd..

>>10758950
>she grinned down, her hand suddenly flying down and pulling his glasses off gently, placing them on her own small nose before she suddenly raised herself again. Quickly tugging the shorts down and flicking them to the side, she returned back to her position, this time her thighs perched over his face and cast a shadow on her soon-to-be seat. Without warning, she suddenly dropped her wait down onto his face, though tired to apply a lot less weight then she could as she easily smothered him, vast inches of her plump pale ass covering his red, cute face as she relaxed
Show me how distracted you are now, cutie~
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>>10758995
>She's managed to get it a little smaller, although it couldn't fit in her mouth...she was really spinning the thing around and letting her tongue just glide across it. She was figuring out a way to get it smaller, or at least she thinks so.
Yweah? Dat's wheel gwreat.
>After a while...she's finally able to shove the thing in her mouth...pushing it to her left cheek as she lets out a loud sigh.
Fucking FINALLY! Oh and that sounded totally creepy.
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>>10759020
>Necro's groans with need as her sensitive cock head is smothered in oral affection, gliding of the anon's oral tendril along the throbbing glans sending Necro's hips surging forward to meet him again and again. Clenching her fingers into fists she endures the teasing cock stroking for as long as she can until the sound of a belt hitting the floor sends her eyebrows into her hair-line, shivering as she felt another dick meet the barrel of her own massive girth.
"O-Oh my..."
>She briefly utters until she feels the familliar feeling of an asshole greeting her glans. Unable to do much but rock her hips she assists him in taking her deeper into his tight ass, rocking back as far as his anus will allow before plunging back inside with a near feral hump. Finding her favorite button she angles her thrust upwards, tapping it against the puffy node before sliding her cock deeper into his rear, getting ever closer to mashing her nuts against his own.
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>>10759058
Ah. Right. Guess I deserved that.
>Anon prods her cheek gently, poking at the hard candy.
You know, that's pretty impressive. Usually it takes people hours to get those things down. Most just give up and throw 'em out. Glad you're happy with it, though.
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>>10759032
Yeah...? That so? Lucky you then, I'd love to tell you all about my lust for big juicy butts.
>He gives a playful hiss, as he presses against her back and really buries himself up against that needy ring. Each time he does, she can feel it throb at it's root-and for a moment it seems like he's intent on just teasing her with needy thrusts like this-but the slow, heated thrusts, and grinds up against her ass finally come to a halt-as he stretches her naughty backdoor nice and wide for him, and pushes the crown of his fat cock inside of her. There, she feels a sudden hot splash of warm saliva as he spits on the connection, making sure the tip is nice and slick to fit inside just a little better. The tip throbs insanely hard, of course, and swells to fill her up-as he hungrily starts to thrust inside, working inch by inch of his fat cockmeat into her needy star, until his head was fully swallowed by her hungry ass.
Haa...fuck, I love tight, eager little holes like yours. They're the best-I could blow my load already, if I didn't want to savor this...
>He adds with a sharp grunt of lust-ramming his hips forward if just to slide more and more of his dick into her.
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>>10759032
>The horny male's hands reach around her curvaceous body and dig into the drenched cloth-clad tits of the breedable girl, grasping her nipples through the apron and giving them a few sharp tugs with his fingers. His sheathing of his fat dick between the sultry girl's folds finally ends when his tip bumps against the entrance to her womb and his hefty nuts clap against her mound, a delighted purr following the balls deep stroke. Eagerly working into a rhythm he begins to plow her fuckpillow of an ass as he pleases, tugging half of his shaft free and then plunging it back inside with enough force to make her fat ass clap. Forgetting his breakfast for the time being the only thing on his mind was the tight pussy coiled around his girth, massaging him from base to tip and dominating his mind with the primal need to breed.
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>>10759073
>Stocking let out a little cute groan as the anon poked the hard candy resting in her cheek.
I'm an angel, of course I can do it super quick. Doesn't make whittling it down any more of a pain in the ass though. I have to go all overdrive on this shit, it's fucking exhausting.
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>>10759032
Do you send nudes?
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>>10759101
>A smile creeps onto Anon's lips at yet another cute sound from her. Yeah, it was creepy, but if she wasn't killing him yet, it seemed a safe bet to assume she didn't mind him being around that much. It was time to push his luck. He takes her hand, pulling her over to a nearby chair and plonking down, pulling the angel into his lap and wrapping an arm around gently.
Well, if it's tiring, take a load off. I've heard I'm quite a comfortable seat.
>Still totally creepy. Worth.
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>>10759067
>Anon begins to pant and moan effeminately as the giant cock rocks his body back and forth. Swinging his erect member between his legs like a pendulum. His own balls swinging back, just grazing the massive sperm purse behind him. Anon bites into his lower lip as much as he can before the pleasure smothers him and his jaw drops to fill the room even more with moans and whines of pleasure.
"Fuck me! Fuck me harder. I want to feel that massive slab fill my ass with your warm goodness~"
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>>10759122
>She let out a little squeak as she's pulled onto his lap...eh, why the hell not? Might as well just roll with it. She leans back against his chest as she wiggles her butt against his lap, obviously trying to get comfy. To his credit, the anon did make a pretty good seat, she was complaining in the slightest. She sloshed the stopper to the other side cheek.
Well, you're not bad...I'm sure as hell not complaining; so y'know, good going.
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>>10759148
>To the other side cheek
Re-Remove that side, that's not supposed to be there.
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>>10759126
>Necro working like a stallion in full rut began to piston in and out of the anon's pucker with near violent dives forward, spanking his nuts into submission with her own sperm-stuffed orbs and smothering them in it's warmth. Plowing him like a new bitch and trying to shape his backdoor into an even better sleeve for her to bury her dick into her thrusts became especially thorough, pulling back until the ring of her tip glides right across his bitch button and then plows forward like a freight train to plow his ass. The copious amounts of pre-cum draining endlessly from the pink mushroom of her erection added just enough lube for there to be little friction, allowing the easiest time ramming into the anon and forcing more coos of delight from his lips.
"S-So close...Gonna cum soooo hard..."
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>>10759032
Wha--?!
>--was all that could squeak out of his mouth before her weight pressed comfortably and greeted the shocked male with her massive but supple thighs and behind, resting gently on his now glass-less eyes and chin. While the sight was dark and encompassed by more flesh than he expected, it was nothing but awe-inspiring. Her large orbs of flesh were absolutely pale, the exception being a small pink hole resting directly near his quivering lips. Thighs softer than the pillow resting his head surrounding his body, with her cute feet off to the distance. The smell alone was to die for, though it may have been the sudden pressure of her body that may have been creating that feeling. Small puffs of arousal filled his nose and egged on the poor seat cushion to perform his duties. It's not like he was going anywhere any time soon. Small lips perched into a welcoming kiss and reached forward, smooching her left cheek followed by another kiss and another peck while breathing deep her intoxicating aroma. Arms pinned down at the moment, they were helpless in grabbing into her supple flesh. His fingers, surrounded against her legs, gently massaged whatever they could grasp.
(sorry sorry sorry I had to do something)
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>>10758987
>Bleh, I'm reaaal sorry for this delay!
Look at this thing... I reaally wish I wasn't as sleepy as I was.. so I could let it fuck me full of cum.. but I honestly don't care..
>Jolyne says, Stone Free gently helping to stroke the oversized dick as she happily slobbers on it, looking mighty pleased.
You mind givin me somethin to wash off in the shower before I hit the hay?~
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>>10759148
>With his gamble turning out okay, Anon takes the opportunity to relax himself, letting out a content sigh as he leans back into the chair, sliding his other arm around the angel's waist and pulling her back against him just that little bit more. He never thought he'd be snuggling Stocking, but, hey, he hadn't expected the other stuff before either, and that turned out just fine.
I'm genuinely surprised you're letting me do all this. Am I managing to get on your good side?
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>>10759089
>her slender fingers gripped against the wall desperately, her face a mix of pain and lust as he plunged into her cumdump of a hole. Her teeth were grit together as his groin slapped against her giant ass, her whole body jumping with the assault as the hot, firelike feeling of his sizeable cock filling her love tunnel made her mound drool and shiver
Keep...keep sayin' stuff like that, I wanna hear how much my big dumb butt turns you on!~ I wanna know how quickly it could make this fat cock of yours c-cum!

>>10759096
>she panted and moaned, his fingers working over her chest as his delicious cock did the same to her cunt below, her heavy ass almost drowning out her groans as he slammed up against the soft thing. Each thrust enterupted her constant drooly moans, making her make a cute hiccup-like noise as he banged against her womb, the same noise of his full orbs slapping against her dripping mound almost in rhythm with it. She had completely forgotten about the mixture, one of her hands pressing in a small puddle of it as he completely filled her up
Cmon, d-don't hold back, I w-wanna feel your own batter f-fill me upppp!~

>>10759111
Ummm, maybe? Maybe not?

>>10759155
(No worries cutie, and thank you for the buttdonations)

>she let out a soft coo of a sigh, letting more of her weight rest against his face as she wiggled a little left and right, finding a comfortable spot as he began placing little smooches against anything he could. She pushed more of her weight down onto him, trying to line her tight pink donut up with his mouth
Take your time, dear~ Sniff and kiss and do whatever you want, but its all you'll be doing for awhile, ok?~
>her hand came down again and wriggled between her thighs, grabbing a fistful of his hair and petting it gently, biting down on her own lip as his kisses began to hack away at her
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>>10759152
>Precum flings from Anon's dangling cock as he gets pounded mercilessly. Losing more and more of his composure as the giant cock fucks him senseless. Precum drips from his ass and slathers his balls to make an intoxicating wet smacking noise every time contact is made between his and the giant orbs ready to burst.
"I want it all inside me! Fill me up until you've got nothing left! I want your cum to leak out of me! Breed me!~"
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>>10759167
>The angel shrugs...I guess he might've just gotten her good side, good for him. She smiles a bit and cocks her head back, resting her head against his upper torso she looked up at him.
You might've; good for you, amirite? I guess I might just consider you a friend.
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>>10759207
>As pushing his luck had gotten him this far, Anon decides that it's worth going just that little bit further, leaning his head down to plant a quick, playful peck on Stocking's lips from above, leaning back after the deed was done with a smile of content triumph.
I think I could get used to being your friend. Seems comfy.
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>>10759166
>Nah you're fine!
>Anon wasn't even sure when the blue humanoid stand began helping with his shaft, but it wasn't unwelcome. Instead, he nodded, taking a step back to doublehand jerk his far-too-big length, eliciting a heady grunt and a groan from him. As if on command, a torrent of thick, hot and lumpy sperm shot out in a stream, covering both stand and woman easily. Seemed he was certainly pent up enough, that's for sure...
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>>10759181
>The vice-like grip around the median of his meat sent a jolt of pleasure up his spine-especially as the figure in front of him let out such soft noises, and egged him on to talk even more, every inch his dick slid inside her spasmed all over-swelling up and stretching her slutty ass just a little more, forcing her to accept his size until he was suddenly overcome with that same boiling need, and gripped her slender figure by her shapely ass, and pulled her back into his groin with a loud-lewd smack of his groin burying itself against her, every delicious inch of his fat cock stretching her open now, digging into her walls at all new, exciting angles as he pinned her to the wall, and slowly rocked his hips.
Nngh...god-fuck me...Just seeing it cock me rock hard on the spot. You can feel, can't you? I wanted to immediately tear your pants down and ram your ass on the spot and blow as many loads as I could inside it, all over you-wherever I could! I feel like this slutty ass of yours...ngh. Would do a great job, yeah?
>He asks, his voice dripping in need now, as he was starting to actively fuck-ramming his groin into her again and again, that heavy full sack slapping noisily into her sex, as his cock rammed her tight hole.
Fuck...if you squeezed too tight, I'd lose it all and flood your ass with jizz...
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>>10759181
>Thwap. Thwap. Thwap. The combined sound of his nuts spanking her labia with each balls deep thrust and her fat ass being rammed into by his pelvis as he rails her like a two bit whore atop the counter. His swollen dick currently pulsating with near violent need between the sopping wet walls of her pussy was on the verge of exploding, his torso hunched over her back as he puts all of his thoughts into keeping his hips rocking forward to plunge into her rump. Adding an extra roll of his hips to stir up her drenched nethers with each pump he feels the familiar pressure build in the base of his girthy manhood, spunk factories tugging towards the base of his shaft as all the pressure erupts. Holding onto her hips for dear life he buries his monolith of cock meat up to the hilt within her one last time, erupting with a torrent of sticky cum to douse her pussy with. Weakly humping against her butt all the while he fills her womb to the brim with viscous cock milk, the excess spilling past her cervix and giving her vaginal walls a coating of hot white seed. His head rests against her neck as he breeds her, giving her the cream filling she so desperately craves and having the rest that can't fit inside blow outwards to coat her crack and drizzle down to her plush thighs. Morning wood sated he pulls his member out and wipes it off on her jiggly cheeks, leaving her creampied cunt oozing his spunk and giving her one last spank to rouse her.
"I'll finish breakfast if you're a little too worn out to keep it going...I hope that my batter sated at least one of your cravings~"
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>>10759218
>Her head twitches as the anon plants a short kiss against her lips. She let out a little groan before propping herself up and turning herself around, with movements you'd expect of a pro-stripper, her legs wrapping around the chair as she sits face to face with the man.
I gueeessss we could one-up that, if you know what I mean.
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>>10759259
>Anon releases his grip on her waist briefly as she turns around, and returns his hands to their rightful place on her hips as she settles into her new position. This, he could certainly get behind.
Friends with benefits, huh? Just making my life that much brighter. You really are an angel.
>He leans forward once again, planting another quick peck on her lips, and another, before finally pushing forward for a more proper kiss, letting his lips linger on hers for a few seconds before pulling back.
I meant what I said about the cute thing, though. You're adorable.
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>>10759181
>There was no need to give him permission to do all the things he wanted to do to her, but it was encouraging nonetheless. She was giving him the privilege to give her this attention, the lowly seat he was. A barrage of kisses continued all over her cheeks, no inch of booty could remain untouched. It was only when her pale starfish lowered towards his lips did he hesitate for a moment, getting the chance to admire it in full view.
Mmmph~! Mhmhmhm...
>Muffled chuckles arose from the boy, deep breaths taken in to cherish her inviting smells. Her body smelled so clean, yet had an alluring fragrance near her asshole. Something that couldn't be ignored for any longer! His lips reached out and gave it a large kiss, rimming the hole with his tongue as he savored the texture of her pleasantries.
(I'm just a really slow typer.)
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>>10759259
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>>10759206
>Necro's anal ravaging came closer and closer to it's end with every slutty word rocketing from the anon's lips, her juicy futa cock surging with life and spilling massive ropes of honey-thick pre-cum into his stretched asshole. Her fingers dug into the wood and she grits her teeth as she batters his ass with a flurry of balls deep strokes that made her own sack ache, that selfsame bundle of ball meat bouncing towards her hilt and then feeding copious amounts of the boypussy stuffing into her urethra before culminating in her tip. With one last powerful thrust she keeps her dick firmly lodged within his guts, flooding his intestines with rope after rope of jelly-like futa spunk that clung to his walls and tried to inseminate his boyhole with each new hulking glob that dribbles out to breed him. Necro's tongue drapes over the cleft of her lip as her pupils inch towards her skull, shamelessly ahegoing and allowing her lusty purrs of delight to fill the air between them along with the slathering of his backdoor in seed. Semen spurting slowing to a crawl she presses her breasts flat against the wood, breathing heavily while still having her semen blessed fuckstick wedged inside of anon's ass.
"M-Mmph...Thanks so much for that. Now I can go back to the party...After I clean up."
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>>10759243
>her eyes rolled upward, her body slipping down the wall some as he pushed and drilled more of his thick cock into her ass, stretching and gaping her more and more as the inside was painted with precum. Her thighs were stained with her own nectar, slippery and hot as he was clearly doing more then enough. Her peachy ass grew red from his thrusts, the girls moans growing louder as he spoke
F-Fuck, really? Do you r-really mean it? Gnnhnn, please do, p-pleaseee fill up my slutty fat ass with your spunk, I r-really wanna feel it fill my stomach! Stretch m-me ouuttt!
>she pushed backwards against him, her ring tightening around his shaft as she eagerly tried to milk him of every drop, desperate for his load

>>10759257
>filled and spent, she slipped down as he pulled away, more of his gooey white seed drooling from her marked cunt as she gasped and groaned. It felt like lava swirling around inside her, the pink faced slut somewhat desperate for more, even if she could hardly stand from his vicious assault
Um..y-yeah, whatever you s-said...~

>>10759296
>she cocked her head back as his tongue finally found the right target, the wet, sloppy muscle feeling like fire against her tender, yet needy hole as she smothered him. Desperate to get him off more, she grinded a little more violently against his face, sliding her lower body upward a little so that her donut slid against his nose before returning to the wet, comfortable lips that teased her so
You really ARE hungry, aren't y-you~
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>>10759289
>letting a smug grin cross her face, Stocking places her hands firmly on his shoulders as they both get used to her new position. Upon hearing him call her an angel, the grin only grew as she rapped her fingers against his shoulders.
Well yeah duh, what else would I mean? I'll have you know I'm only giving you this chance because I think you're a swell guy, and that's not something I say a whole bunch.
>As he presses his lips up against hers, she pushes back, relishing in the feeling of his lips up against hers...it felt nice if she was going to be honest, she forgot how nice intimacy. She she pulls away, she lets out a little "pwah" as their lips disconnect.
You don't need to state the obvious, anon. I already knew that.
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>>10759310
>Than 'ya kindly, anon-kun
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>>10759369
No problem. Never sure what you all have, but thought I'd help out.
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>>10759311
>The flood of futa spunk filling his his ass caused Anon's body to lock up. His ass squeezing the lodge pipe of meat for all of it's creamy seed as his own began to spew across the floor. Audible splatters could be heard through the long uninterrupted moaning of Anon as his boypussy was filled. After it was all over, Anon collapsed into the puddle of cum he made beneath himself. Rocking his hips back and forth, still holding tightly to the thick fuckstick inside him. Cooing in pleasure.
(I really needed this so much~ Thank you!)
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>>10759379
>I already got that one, but thanks anywho. You're a pal for doing this.
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>>10759393
(No problem anon! I'm glad you had fun. You take care now.)
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>>10759396
(Oh I will. All thanks to you <3 )
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>>10759360
>Walking over to use the mostly spilled batter for pancakes he makes sure they are already well done before depositing them onto a nearby plate, his morning wood occasionally pulsing in the throes of post-orgasm even as he works finding something else to fill him and his lover's stomach. Turning back towards the semen-leaking slut he strides over to her and leans down close to the side of her face, his fat cock slathered in fluids still visible and practically begging her to stare at it as she pleases.
"Someone looks a little tuckered out~ I hope you weren't going to ask for more..."
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>>10759363
>As much as it was embarrassing to admit, hearing someone as reserved as Stocking referring to him as a swell guy gave him a certain bit of pride. A light blush even grew on his cheeks, although he'd die before he admitted it. He clears his throat, shifting his hands lower, placing them on the angel's plump rear, giving her soft cheeks a firm squeeze to feel a little more manly again.
W-Well, you're far sweeter than you want people to think, and I'm glad I got to see that.
>Before he can dig himself deeper into that hole, Anon goes forward once more, kissing her. This time he wasn't planning on simply pulling back that quickly, letting every blissful moment of their lips locking together linger as long as it could. She tasted sweet. Not even in a figurative sense, she literally tasted like sugar, and damn did he have a sweet tooth. Eager to taste more, he lets his tongue slide out of his lips gliding over her sugar-coated mouth before prying her lips apart, and diving in to meet hers.
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>>10759360
>Something about the look on her face was driving him crazy, so when he saw her eyes go white, his hand went from her hip, and slid up her back until he had a fistful of her hair-every moment buried in her tight ass causing a radiating pulse of heat from his cock, as he gently pushed into her-really digging in his erect shape, daring a single bite at her neck, as he restrained himself from blowing his thick gooey load inside of her ass already. Yet, it was true, every pulse, and gentle squeeze she gave earned her a taste of how volitile he was, a bit of pre smearing against her inner walls, teasing at the taste of him he was so needy to let out. Every wet smack of his hips against her ass came more from his balls against her cunt than just her ass, but the sound was so delicious he didn't care. He gave a ragged pant of need as she let out such a delicious string of demands.
Haa...nooo, d-don't say that. It feels so fuckin' good, I want to feel more of...o-ooh...oooooh god.
>He shuddered head to toe, as he felt her insides constrict around him, eagerly milking his juicy prick again and again, until finally-!
Gnnnh C-Can't...
>He spewed from grit teeth, as a sudden powerful jet of gooey seed exploded from his aching rod just as she demanded, and every following squeeze earned her more-and even more- thick, gooey spurts of jizz inside her ass, painting her insides white. Of course, at first he resisted, but when he realized she was gonna drain his balls no matter what...well. He started to ram into her as hard as he could, rutting her fat jiggly rear and eagerly attempting to empty his balls as fast as possible, stretching her too fit his shape perfectly!
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Hiya. I'm bored and feeling generous. So here, have a pic of my ass.
Peace out.
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>>10759360
>A quiet moan of acknowledgement muttered below as her pleasant donut edged away from his waiting mouth and brushed gently along his nose, filling his olfactory receptors to the brim with her exhilarating odors. He couldn't help but give her butt crack, now at the edge of his mouth, a thorough lick, cleaning her up and getting a more distinct flavor of her body. The quivering hole returned to its rightful place and pressed up against his lips once more, as if egging him on. A tongue weaseled out between his lips and struck home inside the donut, tasting her insides without shame as his lips surrounded the starfish and suckled on it in earnest.
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>>10759463
I wanna suck on your dick!
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>>10759395
How about this?
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>>10759395
Hey, Treat. Do you still play Miyabi?
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>>10759436
>Stocking let out a little squeak as he grabbed her firm, and plump ass, now that thing really was out of this world! even through her dress it was very much there, it just pressed against the cloth as she sat on his lap, and it just seemed to sink into his fingers as he gropes away like the mondo pervert he is...not that the angel is complaining of course.
I'm always sweet, just varying degrees of it...and at this moment I just happen to be a little more sweet then usual, I wouldn't get used to it if I were you.
>And on that note she goes with it! letting him press his lips against hers, and letting him enjoy the sweetness of her lips, which tasted exactly like the giant piece of candy she just finished, chances are the inside of her mouth isn't going to taste much different, in fact something tells me it'll be a nice mix of her natural taste; which is already sweet as all hell, and the taste of that giant ball of flavored sugar. And pry open her lips he does, without any resistance, in fact she just opens up her lips and lips him dive on it, letting his tongue dance and play around with hers, which was sweeter then anyone could possibly imagine.
Yew're awh wucky guy, yew know 'at?
>She managed to sputter out as they raped face together.
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>>10759505
>I dooo not, thanks a bunch.

>>10759507
>Whhhhy yes i do, what about it?
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>>10759474
>slowly recognize the pic as DBz girls
Bulma has the best tastes
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>>10759513
>Anon wasn't sure how she managed to talk that well when his tongue was dancing around her mouth, but he was enjoying himself far too much to question it. It was oddly comforting to be tangling tongues with her again. The first time they'd had this sort of kiss, it'd been new and exciting, but now it was familiar and nostalgic, well, as nostalgic as it could be when it happened only a few weeks ago. Maybe he was just overthinking it. His tongue swirled around her mouth, gorging itself on her sweet saliva, and the remnants of the gobstopper she'd obliterated in no time at all. He pulled her more firmly against him, pressing her soft, round breasts against his chest, and pressing their hips together, letting the angel feel the stiff bulge beginning to form in his pants. He wanted to say more, to try and give her a little more dirty talk, but he couldn't bring himself to pry away from her lips, a gentle pleasured groan escaping the man's lips as he indulged himself on Stocking's taste.
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>>10759516
Just looking to have a comfy lewd time with my favorite ninja.
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>>10759463
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>>10759516
Stocking is cute af
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>>10759567
>Stocking was enjoying it quite a bit herself...although not as much as the anon was, as he seemed to be enjoying it just maybe a little too much. The angel on the other hand, was focusing on playing around with his tongue, letting it toss and twirl around hers as she made sure that it got coated In her own sticky saliva, which was insanely sweet, which is to be expect of someone with her kind of diet. Eventually she lightly bit down on his tongue, she gently moved her head back, forcing the anons tongue out of his mouth. Although she really only moves her head back, her breasts are still firmly pressed against his chest as she shoots him a deadly pair of bedroom eyes, the kind that really only someone like Stocking could ever hope to give. Eventually she lets go of his tongue and lets it roll back into his mouth...but as soon as it does, she's rolling her hips up against the hard object she felt forming in the mans pants.
Ohoo, is someone getting a stiffy? Well I guess that's kinda to be expected, I mean you're pushed up against actual perfection after allll.

>>10759571
>Maybe on Discord, or tomorrow. After this I'm heading to bed.

>>10759599
Well duh? Thanks captain obvious.
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>>10759626
Sounds good. What's your discord?
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>>10759630
>Awonderfultreat#5598
>Add me up fampie.
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>>10759626
>Anon was a little in a world of his own during that kiss. Just the sensation of feeling her warm, slippery tongue against his was enough to have him melting against the chair, pulling her closer, and just savoring every second. But, suffice to say, that bite was enough to knock him right out of it. She had his attention, that much was certain. He made no attempts to fight her pulling her mouth away from his, there was something strangely sexy about it when she used her teeth. Lord, he really had to get over his whole oral fixation on kissing. As his tongue finally returns to his mouth, the Anon gives her a sheepish grin. It was hard coming back after getting so carried away, but as soon as he feels her hips rolling against him, all nerves fade away once more, and all he can do is grind right on back, using the leverage from his hands on her plush ass to push her down against his tent that much harder.
Perfection is right. I don't know how I lived this long without tasting you.
>What was with him and sounding creepy?
You know what I mean. Fuck.
>He pulls up her frilly dress, getting his hands underneath it and working their way up to the waistband of her panties, continuing to dive deeper until he feels his palms press right up against her bare rump, giving her a nice hard grope to let his fingers sink in.
You did say you wanted to be on top next time.
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>>10759669
>He was right, she did want to be on top this time. As he groped away at her ass, she whistled to herself and dug a hand down his pants, messing them with a second before digging his big o'll pecker out to meet her. She laughed to herself as she gripped the things head, slowly rolling her palm against it, mostly staring at the thing, but occasionally she'd dart her eyes back up to the anon, fishing for a reaction as she seems to squeeze and swivle her hand every now and then, trying to get a soft moan, or some sort of verbal cue from the anon that she was doing more then just alright. Was she gonna fuck this guy? Oh without a doubt, was it gonna feel good? Well of fucking course it is! look at who's manning the helm, you can't get much better then the Best Anarchy sister herself; or at least that's what she likes to tell herself...and she's admittedly not exactly wrong.
Ohooo right! I did didn't I? And guess what? I'm totally gonna own this shit, you're gonna be coming back for more after thi--well I mean, I guess you already were coming back for more but...oh whatever, you get the point Captain Creepazoid.
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I think the big butt girl fell asleep. Oh well. Seems like a good time to fall asleep too. Good night, I sent you a discord invite.
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QUESTION.
How do people usually connect fapping and ERPing?
I'll fap and edge a fair bit, just to stay horny and enjoy the smut, and only blow my load if I need to sleep soon, disconnected from whatever my character's state of orgasm is.
I don't get 'bored' with a scene and decide to pack it up or too into it and fapping, always go until the partner feels like it.
Kinda wondering what generally brings people to wrapping it up.
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>>10759726
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>>10759726
>The moment Stocking's hand delved into his pants, she could feel the Anon tensing up against her, and his grip on her plump rump tensed up along with him. If he kept this up, he was going to leave a mark to remember him by. If she was searching for a reaction, she certainly got one. Not only from him, but from his cock itself. The first slow roll of her palm against his swollen, pink cockhead resulted in a soft groan from the man, and a nice thick glob of pre-cum leaking from its tip. She really did have a very intense effect on the poor fool, every touch and motion eliciting a hard throb from his painfully stiff cock, and more sticky pre.
F-Fuck, I'm lucky...
>Her muffled sentiments from earlier were accepted wholeheartedly at this stage. He'd gone from being her confidant to her biggest fan. Sensing where this may be going, Anon decided to do Stocking the same service she did him, sliding his hands out of her panties to instead grip them at their waistband and slowly start sliding them down over her perfectly shapely hips, and down her soft, white thighs. She exposed him, he exposed her. Fair's fair.
If you let me, I'll keep coming back again and again. I don't think I'm capable of getting sick of this. Of you, that is.
>He had to take a moment to think about what he'd said.
I'm not normally this creepy. Honest.
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>Falling asleep before you get to ravage Jolyne with your horse cock.

Just fucking end me.
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>>10759755
I sometimes feel like I drag scenes on too long, and wind up spending more time with foreplay, or with a specific position, than everything else. That constant worry is what makes me want to start hurrying things along.
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>>10759797
>ERP all night, because fuck sleep
>next night comes by
>end up microsleeping every so often, as I wait for the other person to respond
>tell myself I'm just visualizing the scene
>which I am
>until my mind shuts off
>every minute
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>>10759757
>Kissu

>>10759775
>As Stocking felt the glob of pre against her palm, she decides it's time to just get on with it, as she was about to roll her own panties off...the anon seemed way ahead of her! as he already managed to slip hers off, she let out a slow little laugh as she darted her head forward and give him a quick little peck on the check, as a thank you of sorts for taking her panties off for her...what a lazy angel she is. She bites her lower lip a bit as she props herself up, letting her dress kinda obscure where the cock was going, lucky for the anon, Stocking knew exactly what she was doing, after a quick second the anon could feel his cock press up against her mound, and in that moment a huge grin spread across Stockings face as she just pushed forward! letting his cock peak in a bit, and eliciting a sharp moan from the candy crazed angel herself. She laughed a bit as she pressed her hips forward, with quite a bit of vigor, causing the cock to just sharply push itself into her, and causing quite the splendid gasp to escape Stockings mouth. She quickly pressed her palms against his chest as she felt the thing twitch and throb inside her, dear lord almighty it felt fantastic.
I-I totally believe you...If I didn't like you so much, I would've ki-kicked your ass...you creepy son of a bi-hittcch...ohmygodthatfeelssogooooood!
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>>10759755

ERP, then save the mental image for later while I fap.
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>>10759845
>What was wrong with Anon? Why couldn't he just be normal? He had just finished making out with this woman, and this wasn't even his first time being this close to having sex with her, and yet the smallest thing, the smallest, insignificant thing like that kiss on the cheek just sent a burst of warmth through his chest, and a small blush onto his cheeks. Maybe it was just the simplicity of the gesture, the comforting, almost innocent nature of it. That could be it. Still, the Anon, in his infinite charm, couldn't help but giggle a little bit. A-A manly giggle, he swore. It felt nice. Speaking of feeling nice, though, there was something a little more urgent in the works. Her dress obscuring him was a little disappointing. Some part of him yearned to see his cock slide into her, parting those warm, wet lower lips of hers and joining them at the waist, but at the same time, the suspense of not knowing was nearly just as enjoyable. As soon as he felt the head of his member against her snatch, he inhaled sharply, biting his lip to avoid letting out a moan. Memories of their first time started creeping their way into his mind, just making the anticipation that much more unbearable. With there being no hope of seeing what was happening below that dress, his eyes moved up to meet hers, catching a glimpse of that wide, menacing grin of hers. It was in that moment, he knew just how good of a time he was about to have. He couldn't help but moan out as he felt his cock plunging into her depths, his hands on her rump pulling her down closer to him, making sure every last inch of his cock spread her wide open, until he could feel her skin against his, and her juices dripping down his lap.
F-Fuck, Stocking... Fuck, fuck fuck, you feel incredible.

(1/2. Sorry, I wrote a little bit over the 2000)
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>>10759901
Owain does it again

When will he kill himself?
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>>10759901
>He really should've remembered that from last time, but it was too good not to comment on again. His cock throbbed and pulsed inside of her, leaking some thick, warm droplets of pre-cum against her inner walls, reminding her just how mad she was driving him already. He wanted to grip her hips and start moving her, but, he remembered her request. She wanted to be on top, and until she wanted him to act, he was going to let her take the lead. He settled back into the chair, his cheeks red, his eyes locked on hers, and his hands remaining firmly on her rump, refusing to budge from their position of power and comfort.
L-Let's see what you've got. Oh... And I like you too.
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>>10759901
(Wh-Whoa there buddy. I'm barely awake, don't overflow me here.)
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>>10759908
(I-I'm not Owain, though. I just typed a lot. S-Sorry.)

>>10759913
(Yeah, I got carried away on reacting that time. Won't happen twice. Scout's honor. S-Sorry.)
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>>10759916
>I-I'm not Owain, though

That's what he always says when he gets called out on anon. Either that or he ignores it.
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>>10759924
>toss the witch in the well, if she lives we burn her at the stake
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>>10759924
(I'm literally not Owain, though. I haven't used any weird synonyms. When I start saying baby batter and sublima vagina, then you can say I'm Owain.)
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>All these butts
Ah, yes.
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>>10759916
(Actually. Screencap those posts, I'm half-asleep and I don't wanna give you a shitty product. I hate blue balling you like this...in fact this is kinda trend, but I don't wanna fall asleep in the middle of this. Do you have a discord or something? So I can hit you up when I wake the heck up?)
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>>10759924
Why do you even care? Like jesus fuck, this is beyond autism.
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>>10759924
>LOL if he's Owain he either responds to the post or ignores it.

Not really any other options there, bucko.
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>>10759941
t. Owain
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>>10759939
(I'm currently Discordless, but I'll gladly screencap the posts. Sorry for overloading you and keeping you up, though. You're a lot of fun to play with, and I guess I got greedy.)
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>>10759951
Owain hasn't shitposted about himself on anon ever since he got called out

Chill your autism
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>>10759935
Morning DMG
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I just want to cum so much inside someone's ass that they start gargling it on the other end.
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>>10759924
>if you deny it, you're Owain
>if you admit it, you're Owain
>if you ignore it, you're Owain
You're Owain, he's Owain, I'm Owain! Are there any other Owains I should know about?
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>>10759973
Is mayonnaise an Owain?
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>>10759963
(Well fuckin' fix that shit, dude. I just wanna have you on hand, you seem like a swell ass fella. G'night.)
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>>10759973
>tfw this meme used to be fun when it was about Shinoa
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>>10759973
t. Owain
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>>10759985
(G'night!)
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>>10759973
Cumslit
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I SUMMON THEE, OWAIN'S TRUE FORM!
REVEAL YOURSELF, AND OBEY MY COMMANDS!
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Shitposting about Owain only makes him stronger

The only way to truly defeat him is to wait until he builds himself up too much that he suffers the greatest fall in ERP
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>>10760031
>greatest fall in ERP
already happened with Paul and arguably Peach
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>>10760031
After the great detachable horsedickening I thought the Owain saga was over
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Jolyne or some other cockslut has to be lurking, right?
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>>10760031
Or to just not care about him. Let him yell his purple prose as people fail to hit his word counts because they refuse to fluff up their paragraphs. Let people like him if they want, but otherwise let his writing fall to the wayside like the overly verbose anon he is.
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>>10760054
that looks disgusting my man
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Oh man, I just love these threads, I can't believe how excited I am to see all the happy anons and other accessories!
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>>10760073
what happened to your arm, ho?
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>>10760073
Not as excited as us.
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>>10760073
Koko?
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>>10760073
Paul?
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>>10760073
Hey Elena, how goes the training and etc?
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>>10760068
Yeah, Sorry...
Might look a bit more appealing when cleaned up, though...!
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>>10760073
>The 10 inch anon gives the sieg heil at her shoes
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>>10760073
Link?
>Blake
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>>10760109
No, it still looks disgusting.
Stop posting horsedicks you furfag.
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>>10760029
(I have so many questions.)
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Horse dicks on humans are the WORST.
Did you know dicks pushing much past 8 inches can't even stay completely hard.
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>>10760084
Artistic liberty, most likely, but most importantly, why did it catch your eye?

>>10760088
Checked and ayy'd

So since you're oh so excited as I am, just about to burst from all the excitement, I must ask, how are you?

>>10760095
Who?

>>10760098
Not even I am that edgy, besides I doubt Paul lives on the sane-ish but cucked side of the atlantic ocean

>>10760107
Yeah the training, for stuff, that I totally remember, which I have totally not given up and forgotten as I have totally not occupied myself with other stuff. Totally still training hard. Trust me, I never lie.

>>10760112
???
>???
???

>>10760113
No
>Ya Cunt

>>10760029
>>10760128
It's just docking, what's so special about it?
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>>10760142
I'm fine miss Elena and how is your Nazi butt doing so far?
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>When a post ends in (1/2)
>When a post ends in (1/3)
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>>10760142
>the 10 inch anon stands up tall on one of her shoes and does another sieg heil
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>>10760142
(It was more about the summoning, revealing myself for commands why they all have horsecocks pretty much. Also where someone would find such an image for scientific research.)
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>>10760154
>when Owain chains FOUR posts together
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>>10760128
OWAIN! OWAIN! OWAIN!
OWAIN'S TRUE FORM, POWERFUL AND MIGHTY, HAS APPEARED BEFORE ME!
OBEY MY COMMANDS! HEAR MY VOICE QUAKE IN YOUR VERY EXISTENCE, AND DO AS I COMMAND!
>>10760140
Yes, and the holder of the world record of the longest penis can't have an erection standing up, or he'll pass out.
And he can't have sex with most women, only anal with men/some women. He's straight.
Sometimes, enough is just enough.
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>>10760121
Well I think a guy with a horsecock deserves to be praised and fucked. Size means everything, kid.
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>>10760073
And I'm glad to see you happy miss. It's always nice to see you here as well, Elena...
>The anon greeted her, gently massaging her shoulders from behind.
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>>10760162
>Groggily waves the magician
"Possibly some other time. My bed calls my name and I must answer her."
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>>10760142
>Who?
I was so happy for a moment.
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>>10760165
>Size means everything, kid.
I mean you're wrong but 'kay.
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>>10760185
Small dicked cuck spotted.
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i see that booty i grab it
i see that booty i snatch it
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>>10760194
I see that pussy I grab it
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>>10760174
Bah, you youngsters these days. You summon a demon, spend time and mana on it, and what do you get? A lazy, good-for-nothing runt that can't even burn a forest.
Whatever. Off with you then, shoo. Don't burn my doorframe on the way out, would you?
>The wizard waves Owain off, returning to his messy, trinket-covered table.
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>>10760153
Tired, tired, also tired, with a hint of "it's almost 420 lmoa plzkillme"

>>10760155
>Having barely noticed the action-figure sized anon, she returns his salute, really wondering about whether or not she should go looking for her old dollhouse now

>>10760159
It did work so I guess they're on to something
>:^)

Also fuck if I know where to find more shit on docking, just try using it as a keyword "docking" maybe you'll find some. Who knows?

>>10760167
Well shit, I could live like this, happy to see you too anon
>She'd lean her head backwards until she was looking at him upside-down, with a small grin forming on her face before she gets back upright to enjoy the massage some more

>>10760182
Can't always win anon.
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>>10760200
Why not try to summon an actual semen demon? We have plenty, I'm sure one of them is skulking about.
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>>10760205
Still working as a slave?
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>>10760185
Oh please, there's nothing a girl loves more than getting torn apart but a thick, veiny cock. To have each of their holes dripping with huge loads of cum as they're used over and over again.
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>>10760200
Next time summon a demon with more than 10 mag
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>>10760205
Elena, do you have a spare pocket you can put me in?
>the 10 inch anon sits patiently at Elena's shoes, waiting to see if she will reach down and pick him up...
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>>10760213
Because, you buffoon, I don't -want- a semen demon! Now that the Academy of Majyyk and Assorted Sciences started giving out scrolls for free, you need only look two doorsteps down the road to find one of those!
I wanted a fiery demon, a large and powerful demon, to...
fetch my mail. From...
Somewhere.
>>10760224
Excuse me? I don't recall summoning a Jester here. Begone, you blithering fool!
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>>10760221
>>10760190
You're both wrong but 'kay
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>>10760205
>The anon softly blushed, smiling back at her as he proceeded to continue to massage and rub her shoulders slowly moving down to get her back.
How was your day, Miss Elena?
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>>10760233

You can summon demons? Do you charge for it?
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>>10760233
summon me
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>>10760235
Can I fuck you?
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>>10760241
Go, Boco
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>>10760233
Hey I can at least be funny. That idiot can't even burn a match
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>>10760233
Why not a demon that produces semen?
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>>10760253

Just checking...
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>>10760233
You know, I don't think we really have any fire demons. A couple fire chickens...but no demons. And Owain's not really a fire demon. Have you tried inscribing your summoning circle with charcoal as opposed to chalk? I find you get more earth elemental with chalk.
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>>10760215
Yes, but I'm on leave, for another 24-ish hours...
Does that answer your question?

>>10760227
I think I got one or two, any preference?
>She'd fumble through her pockets, checking their contents before reaching down to give the smol anon a lift to a pocket of his choosing

>>10760237
My day has been so far, very, very sleepy.
But I think it's good, I mean I'm going to be essentially braindead for a while but I should come out of it sometime, soon-ish.
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>>10760241
Oh, please. I'm in my prime! I can summon whatever it is I want to summon.
Not to mention, you haven't the stones for it. Ordering a summon, that is.
>>10760243
You're already here, you nincompoop. I don't need to summon you.
WHY is everyone showing up at my doorstep today? Bah.
>>10760265
I'd hardly call you a -Funny- Jester. You haven't even juggled anything from the moment you arrived.
>>10760266
Because! I already SAID I don't want one of those. Quit pestering me before I bind you to, ah...
A comb!
>>10760280
The reason you have no fire demons, is because none of them want to work. Contrary to popular belief, most of the fiery Underworld's dwellers are lazy good-for-nothings. They'll forward it to the next one, and the next one, blah blah blah.
Of course I've used charcoal to summon him, don't lecture -Me- on summoning! Though, I suppose I did forget to restrict the circle to Underworld's demons only...
It might've simply summoned one with a fire demon's spirit, not an actual fire demon.
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>>10760289
Well, most of them. Still is nice to see you around.
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>>10760296
im here but im not REALLY here
i need to be summoned for that
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>>10760252
The character, or me as a shitposter?
One is manageable. The other isn't.
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>>10760296
You want me to juggle? I can give it a go. I'll just borrow some of your books or.. Ooh, these things on your table!
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>>10760296

Well, I have a few rocks...

How about food? You any good at conjuring that up?
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>>10760289
>the smol anon sheepishly points to the pocket inbetween Elena's boobs, wanting to get all up in there.
That one, mein fraulein!
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>>10760302
The character, that catgirl look quite tappable.
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>>10760296
Hey, gramps. No binding, ya hear?
Those are awful, they take forever to wear off, and frankly, I don't feel like doing the bidding of someone who has to pee into a plastic bag.
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>>10760317
Yeah, I can do that. Shame Kaz abandoned it.
DEAD COMIC
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>>10760289
Eh? Why would you say you would be brain dead? If anything, I think you're probably one of the smartest people here...
>He reassured, humming softly as he moves a hand up to caress and feel through the back of her hair.
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>>10760340
Hey, Katia. Did you come for some relaxation?
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>>10760340
Khajit is innocent of this crime?
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>>10760340
Nice. Good to hear that.
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>>10760301
Well, good riddance, I say. There's enough idiots surrounding me at the moment, I don't need another.
>>10760308
I don't want you to do anything, or touch anything!
>The (arguably) evil wizard quickly casts a magic shield around himself and his table, protecting all his valuable-and-definitely-not-broken-trash trinkets.
>>10760314
Just food? I can definitely conjure some food.
That'll be fifteen Agaric Stones, please.
>>10760334
If you don't want to be bound to one of those plastic bags, go back to whatever hole you crawled out of!
And Gramps? Who're you calling gramps? I'm clearly in my two-hundreds! I haven't a bone missing!
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>>10760347
I came for some mildly harmful shitposting/(You)-gathering.
I'm not one to turn down a request, though.
>>10760351
Uh...
Khajiit has wares if you have coin...?
>>10760353
>Slightly bored eyerolling.
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>>10760366
SUMMON ME SORCERER, BEFORE I CLAW MY WAY OUT OF THIS DAMNED HOLE MYSELF AND EXTINGUISH THE FLICKERING WEAK FLAME THAT IS YOUR FEEBLE EXISTENCE
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>>10760375
>Slightly bored eye-rolling.
Fuck, another useless cunt.
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>>10760366
Well I can't be a jester if I have nothing to juggle! Come on, work with me!
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>>10760375
Are you in need of a massage, Katia? I'd be honored to try with you.
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>>10760382
>the wizard simply doesn't summon this one particular anon.
>>10760394
I suppose you're right...
Ah, here.
>The wizard swiftly waves a hand, and three rocks appear in front of Anon's feet.
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>>10760366

>hands him a bag of stones
Cheeseburger, please. With fries. Annnnd...a chocolate milk.
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>>10760407
DAMN YOU, SPELLCASTER
DAMN YOUUUUUU
YOU'VE NOT HEARD THE LAST OF ME
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>>10760385
>Slightly less bored eye-rolling.
>
>>10760400
Massage...? I don't think I can afford that right now.
T-Thanks for the offer though, sir!
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>>10760298
So, now that you know that I'm on limited time, what's your opinion of it, or thoughts, your thoughts?

>>10760315
Should've guessed it, oh well
>She chuckles and gently drops the anon by her cleavage, waiting patiently for him to get where he's going

>>10760343
It's called being tired, in my case, tired also equals retarded. But I did admittedly fuck up the phrasing. Still, your gentle words and soft hands do me a great deal.
>She laughs by herself, rolling her head around slowly as she relished in his grasp
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>>10760421
My thoughts are that I should fuck you senseless while I can. But what I thought could be improper.
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>>10760409
>The wizard takes anon's bag, and starts looking through it.
>He picks three, average-looking pebbles out of it, and hands them back to anon.
Here's your change, aaaand...
>The wizard waves his hand, and a bag lands on top of Anon's head. It's so perfectly balanced, it doesn't slip or slide off of his head at all.
Enjoy your meal.
>>10760416
>Has probably heard the last of this anon.
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>>10760407
Neat. I suppose these will do. Okay..
>The anon psyches himself up, takes a few deep breaths, then starts to juggle. The first rock bounces off a magic shield, the second smashes a window and the third nearly knocks the wizard's hat off
..Right, lets try that again!
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>>10760421
>the extremely diminutive anon cautiously slips into the cleavage. While he's in there, he slowly slides under the padding of the bra and starts playing with one of her nipples while he's being pressed against it by her bra.
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>>10760421
Heh, fair enough; sorry for not thinking that through. Do you wish to sleep on my lap or shoulder to get a bit more rest?
>He softly inquired, letting her head at least slide down to his chest as he makes sure to rub everywhere where her head was rubbing against his hand.
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>>10760419
Don't worry, Katia, this massage is with no charge, just for you.
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>>10760436

Woo! Lunch!

Thanks sir!
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>>10760439
>As the wizard's window automatically returns to one piece, the visually-elderly man fixes his hat back into place, and rubs the bridge of his nose.
Why you...
I've never seen a jester as terrible as you! Even I can juggle better than you. Leave my residence already, you annoying pest!
>>10760459
Oh, you're Boco. Nevermind.
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>>10760468

>the food poofs out of existence

Awwww...
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>>10760449
W-Woah, really? A free massage?
>The khajiit seems needlessly enthused by Anon's offer.
That's a bit... W-Wow! I mean, you don't have to... I won't turn it down, though. Sure!
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>>10760435
How indecent thoughts indeed, then again, do I really look like the type that gives a shit about how you put the words "I want to fuck you" in order.

>>10760444
Oi! Careful down there, I'm ticklish
>she'd look around, trying to make sure nobody else had noticed her apparent loss of sanity before gently grabbing at her breast, pushing the tiny anon against her soft cushions by force

>>10760447
Naaw, I'm fiiine, just keep your hands firmly on me and all is well, better even.
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>>10760477
Now then...
>The masseur anon helps Katia to a comfortable reclining chair, complete with a couple of foot stools.
If you would like, we can start at your feet. Does that seem good to you?
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>>10760524
Uh...
I'm not sure I like where this is headed, anon.
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>>10760521
>He could feel her pressing against him, pinning him to her boob. With his boundless vigor, he relaxed and started licking her hard nipple.
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>>10760521
No. I suppose no. Well. That was fine and all, enjoy your free time. Sorry for bothering you.
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>>10760521
Fair enough, Miss Elena...
>He softly answered, smiling warmly as he nodded and slid his hands down to her hips, kneading them with care as he still moved his hands behind her back to properly massage her.
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>>10760538
Huh? ...Well, we can start anywhere you'd like, Katia. My belief of massaging the feet first is because they can be rather sore and tensed up.
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>>10760571
Oh, no, my feet aren't sore at all! They're pretty okay.
I think a simple back massage will be just fine! Is that okay?
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Good morning,Erp.
You are healthy today yes?
>The Inspector shows the group his badge, tucking it back into his pocket afterwards.
I have just few questions for you.
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>>10760674
>slips you some cash to get through the border
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>>10760674
Fuck off.
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>>10760696
>gives french kiss
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>>10760701
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>>10760549
>She felt his tiny tongue lick at her nipple, trying to keep herself from bursting into ticklish laughter she ended up letting out quiet moans and plenty of heavy breaths as she tried to endure under the sensation of having his small and slippery tongue pressed against her relatively huge nipple


>>10760553
I suck at phrasing, however I did not mean that you should fuck off, to be quite honest what I really meant was along the lines of "shut the fuck up and fuck me" or, something like that...

>>10760560
I used to wonder what the appeal of massages were, but praise the lord hallelujah I have seen the light, and that light is the outright blissful sensation of a proper massage
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>>10760613
Of course!
>the masseur helps lift Katia in the air and lets her sit on his lap while rubbing her shoulders, hoping to see what her reaction would be
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>>10760683
..I am an Investigator, you will not sway me so easily.

>>10760690
There is nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
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>>10760733
FUCK OFF.
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>>10760723
>the little anon slowly climbs out just enough to poke out from her suit, looking up to her
I-If you'd like, Elena, there is another pocket I'd be honored to be put into, just so long as you are okay with my request.
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>>10760724
>Katia is a little surprised from Anon's sudden reaction, but his shoulder-rubbing quickly calms her down.
>She relaxes her muscles and starts slightly purring, with a wide smile on her face.
Hoo... This is r-really nice, Anon!
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>>10760770
>With one hand rubbing her back, he gently reaches around and starts to rub at her belly as well! The masseur love the feeling of her fur coat against his hands. Though he still wanred to massage her back for her, there are some things an young man simply can't resist.
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>consensual katia
>sober katia
>happy katia
I'm disappointed with both of you.
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>>10760849
>Caring about a shitty MSpaint webcomic character
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>>10760866
>not liking suffering porn the character
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>>10760764
Hmm, let me ponder for a moment, which of my "pockets" you mean this time?
>She teased, looking down at the little anon poking out from her cleavage
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>>10760795
>Katia's purring gets louder, and she slowly lowers her eyelids. Her tail, somehow not crushed between the two, starts wiggling around pretty rapidly...
A-Anooon... C-Come oooon...
>Katia puts both hands on the chair's armrests and holds onto them.
Sss...S-Stop iiit!
>>10760849
(It's what the anon wanted, anon. If you'd like to do the opposite of any of those three, lemme know.)
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>>10760905
jfc you still roam these threads after so long
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>>10760905
Fraulein Elena, would you slip me into your panties? I'm certain you'll enjoy the feeling of being constantly teased down there.
>He spreads his hands out and embraces his new FĆ¼hrer, willing to please her every which way he can think of despite how small he is dompared to her...
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>>10760929
I'm heading to bed soon but I am actually very happy someone picked her up and I hope you stay around.
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>>10760961
(I, uh... I dunno about that 'staying around' bit.)
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>>10760929
>the hand at her belly reached up and caught the khajit's boobs. Gently he holds one of them in his hands and starts to rub the underside just as much as his other hand was rubbing the middle on each side of her back. It's clear the massage is turning into both kinds of pleasure from his vantage point...
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>>10760975
You can't do this to me, turn up when I can't do a session then disappear.
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>>10760946
I know right? It's crazy
(Send help)

>>10760956
Well then my tiny companion, I hope you'll be careful down there, lots of sensitive stuff around
>She smirks, picking up the tiny anon from her cleavage and carefully tucks him into her panties, her lower lips already moist and welcoming as she shoves the anon down her panties
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>>10760976
>Even the lightest touch to her fur-coated skin sent a shiver up her spine, forcing Katia to squeeze down on her armrests.
>She hardly notices Anon groping her breasts, as her mind is completely focused on his 'massage.' Her leg starts kicking a little, toes curling every now and then.
Nnn....N-Nonnyyyy...!
>She mumbles out, eyes hardly open at this point.
>>10761012
(I'm sorry anon. I rarely reuse an ava I pick up.)
(At some point I realized that doing one-offs works better for me.)
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>>10761018
Who was the other one who posted along side you, there was some raging jew that you two were ragging on, it was actually kinda funny. Karl or something like that? I don't remember it was like a year ago now... (how to halp)
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>>10761018
>He squirms around, doing his best to get comfortable in his new confinement. While he gets comfortable, he starts to rub at her clit, willing to give Elena what she'd desire of him.
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>>10761032
>Slowly his other hand at her back wraps around and starts squeezing the other breast, his switching places on his massage was worth it to him. Being able to hold onto the cat's funbags and gently squeeze them, even playing at her nipples during this "massage"
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>>10761070
Hey, aren't you supposed to be dead?
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>>10761035
It was Karl and then there was the "jew" and it was more than a year ago, jesus, time flies huh.

Still got Karl around but I have desu no idea what they do nowadays, or well I do have some idea but still. I still wonder why I keep coming back, then again usually when I return I find myself in a situation where I have nothing better to do. Shiieet I'm not even sure what I'm doing anymore. Just, wandering around coming back to the same places looking for the same things 'cause I'm just, wandering around.

(Get. Me. The fuck. Out of here. Or a small loan of one million dollars, either way)

>>10761047
>A loud moan escapes Elena's lips as she was left unprepared against such a sudden assault on her sensitive nub, feeling the tiny anon rubbing against her increasingly wet folds as he squirmed against her
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>>10761082
>At this point, Katia was too far into this pseudo-massage to notice Anon was just fondling her breasts. Her legs were twitching and kicking more frequently, and tears started forming around her closed eyelids. The slightest nudge to her sensitive nipples forces her entire body to tense up. She tries to get some words out, but her body betrays her, only letting out meaningless mumbling.
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I have awakened
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Hey hey hey.
Hey guys.

Climate change isn't real.
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>>10761141
I simply lurk now, occasionally I'll post as an ava but not so much now. I find /ERP/ to be rather stagnant. Honestly if it was that long ago I question what I'm doing with my life still lurking these threads.

(I would help you but I don't have that much to loan, and I'm sure you're well aware of how to escape this hell-hole :D)

(Also god damn you post some thicc good-good.)
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>>10761168
>rape you.
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>>10761168
thicc booty mana awakens
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>>10761179
Fuck off Jinx. Nobody wants you. I hope you die in debt and your grandchildren lose house mortgage.
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>>10761168
Mornin
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>>10761183
>Doesn't like this
>Cries

>>10761190
WHERE? GImmie that brown girl.

>>10761200
How do you do fellow skelly?
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>>10761197
>implying im jinx

Nice try though anon, really. I'm actually Futa D.Va. Equally as cringey!
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>>10761210
>Keep raping you until he cums and makes you pregnant.
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>>10761210
Eh? Brown?
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>>10761183
>>10761210
>>10761218
>my fetish getting memed
Welp guess I'll just go now.
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>>10761218
>until he cums
You proxy raping? Raping for someone else?

>>10761220
Mana is a yummy brown girl.
See pic related

>>10761227
All fetishes get memed on kiddo
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>>10761227
Good riddance.
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>>10761179
I question my decisions and actions on a bi-daily to daily basis. But shit, I can't stay away from here, it's like an addiction, I don't even know why I keep coming back, attentionwhoring possibly?

Maybe it's the (You)'s that I crave so hard, or maybe there's just something I'm looking for here that's like, one of those "I know what it is when I find it" things

fuck if I know why I keep coming back, all I know is I do keep coming back and I'm horribly out of the loop regarding, shit everything /ERP/

(Shit, I haven't ran into any millionaires/billionaires who could've given a small loan of a million dollars, and the way out isn't exactly appealing)

(And yeah, I try)
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>>10761237
13/10 would blow a load in all of their butts.

They're all yummy DMG-chan.
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>>10761227
Fuck off.
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>>10761237
Yes, I am proxy raping you for Paul.
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>>10761210
>>10761237
I thought this was you: >>10759935
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>>10761244
I think perhaps it's interesting to come here to kill time. Even if you don't plan on anything. I dunno, I come here I get bored I fap. Such is life.

(Appreciated, thicc aryan ass is best.)
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>>10761245
YO. Cheating. You can't go over 11/10 stupid.

>>10761250
No. NO.

>>10761260
Nope. But it is something I would say
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>>10761269
YES. YES.
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>>10761237
Hey DMG, suck my not-Paulian WANG
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>>10761269
Could you post your card please, I don't have the new version.
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>>10761269
I do as I please, D.Va don't fuck around yo
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>>10761269
Show butt.
>>10761293
Show dick.
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>>10761265
Killing time makes sense, and I dunno, I guess this is the easiest way for me to talk shit casually with people or something, I think I'm on some neverending mission to...fuck if I know what I'm doing, I guess that's why my mission is infinite.

https://youtu.be/kGcT5dNkZao

Time to get back to the lmoa habits, the only actual crime I'm probably guilty of, not like all the bullshit I spewed around...
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>>10761278
NO. NO. NO.
NO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV0sK65PyVI

>>10761279
Not now or here you dirty Dark Souls 2 loving swine.

>>10761289
Ayy here you go.

>>10761293
SHOW DICK

>>10761301
I did like, 2 seconds ago.
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>>10761306
Would destroy so fast, yeah I think time killing is what everyone does here really.

>>10761301
Dickuuu
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>>10761210
Good, just playing some OW before work
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>>10761322
>dark souls 2 loving swine
>loving
I'd say it's more of an indifference due to circumstance.
Maybe later, then? :^)
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>>10761322
Doesn't count.

>>10761338
Good dick.
>pats the dick
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>>10761339
Nice! We gotta play together sometime. Not just so it'd give me more of a chance to play Doomfist.

>>10761353
Mhm hit me up and shove a fat ass in my face and I'd do or say anything.

>>10761360
Fine Mr Picky
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>>10761279
>When the tent version is more appealing than the dick version
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>>10761365
Hey I gave you a butt pic, gimme a break

Still good butt
>pats the butt after previously patting the dick
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>>10761360
Dva dicc is always good. Why you think I post it friend-o?
>>
>on mobile because laptops broke
>don't want to download discord in fear that someone would look through my phone and see me as the degenerate I am
>worried of posting because of it trying to correct to words I type here
Any help with my dilemma?
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>>10761153
>there's a Katia
What? When? Who? No really, who is this.
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>>10761387
Turn off autocorretc like i did
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>>10761387
Easy, lock your phone.
Then turn off autocorrect.
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>>10761365
Whatever you say, small-dick McGee
>>10761371
It leaves some work for your imagination.
A defined dick with exact features can only be entertaining for so long. When something is out of sight, your brain tends to fill in the blanks, convincing you that the dick under there is your dream dick. The ideal dick. The Dickā„¢.
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>>10761399
It's the same technique they used in Left for Dead you know.
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>>10761338
that or we're stuck in this place as it is our own personal hell, and paradise. It's our damnation and our last glimmer of hope. Or something, fuck this shit I need anons now

>>10761387
Password for the phone, autocorrect off.

Ez

what kind of pleb fears someone looking through their phone anyway?
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>>10761392
>>10761395
Thanks, I feel a little more comfortable with this now
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>>10761413
Yeah.. You're probably right on that to be honest. Elena-sama always so edgy and smart.
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>>10761420
Edgy, yes, smart? Er...Anon, I...
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>>10761434
haha dummy
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>>10761434
Have a little faith in yourself friend-o

>>10761452
kekd
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>>10761385
Yeah. Use it on DMG's fat butt
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>>10761461
I have many times, fgt
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>>10761452
Mean!

>>10761460
My mama says I's smart
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>>10761468
Discord doesn't count
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>>10761469
Now now don't get upset about that...

>>10761475
True, but many times I was not diccva anywho
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>>10761494
I'll get upset about whatever I want!
You're not my dad!
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