HG thread
>>10756229
Ah! I've been given a kissu by onee-sama!!
Wh-What is this...? It's too good to be true!
>Kuroko
>>10756229
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Baited
>>10756263
You too. I know you can't help it, but you have to stop being homo.
>>10756268
>bullying
>me
You jest. I never get bullied. Most of the time it's just threats over (((discord))), and I hardly call that bullying.
>>10756287
You're shameless. Don't you know this puts you in the line of shitposting? It puts you in the line of fire for me. I'm relentless.
>>10756322
>beats the shit out of
>>10756322
Saving that image for the real ava.
>>10756333
>bullies you
>>10756333
But I can't, my legs don't work. I'm paraglideric
KISAMA
>>10756322
>Teleports behind.
Nothing personal, kiddo.
>Stabs right in the back.
>>10756317
Which allows me to easily identify other forms of autism such as-
>Hating a series of an ava because someone who plays an ava uses Japanese filenames similar to someone you don't like
>Hating a series because someone you don't like picked up a character from it
>Tfw I should really be asleep right now,
If I hosted a bit, should it be 24 or 36?
>>10756354
Why is it highlighted in green that is retarded
>>10756266
I hope you die, genericnaturepictureposternumber756.
I hope all of the places you posted get fucking bombed.
>>10756347
>protects himself with layers of self-awareness
You're correct! I'm certainly that horrible of a person!
>>10756350
Have you ever thought of being put down? I heard it's painless.
>>10756372
36 to be safe I'd reckon.
>>10756372
Just pick up the bait.
>>10756214
>She was supposed to say Irotsuki aah, let us say the resurrection process tampered with her mind.. Y-Yeah that's totally not a shitty retcon I swear... And she blushes at the compliment
I... I... I suppose so... At least my equipement still somehow fits me
>And it does, thanks to some unspoken animu logic, her sword and armor also became pony sized.
>She sighs
I suppose I will have to wait for me to die again... So I can find back my proper body...
>But it doesn't mean she will lose on purpose. Her knight's honor would never allow this.
It wasn't what I imagined for, but a strong spirit can surely triumpf over a lack of height. Thank you kindly miss.
>>10756333
>implying I give a fuck. I ava a fucking doll ffs! Bring it on, Dr Pepper-san!
>>10756375
Green is a nice and happy color. It reminds us that even if his real body has perished then his soul lives on forever.
>>10756381
>calls you Bolin
>>10756372
take the bait and bump to 36
>>10756372
24.
Hosting in a little bit is best. It gives me time to leave and come back as another ava, but do not avoid your responsibility of falling asleep like a proper human being.
>>10756381
guess I'll die.
>>10756379
Nah dude. My OP is too irrelevant for any country with nukes to care about.
>>10756322
>Splashes a bucket of water on your face
>>10756392
>There's a fuckload of dreamers and a fair amount of them have similar names. Plus Iro looks like Uro but red. It's totally fine.
Haha! But whatever works works! Hey, you'll make a great underdog tale if you win like that! Always wanted to get in to writing.
>>10756372
Just go to sleep dude as much as I'd like a game
>>10756418
>he doesn't know about the future nuclear apocalypse
Say goodbye to your greens, anon.
>>10756396
>rips the dolls head off
>quickly makes a summoning circle and uses the ruined doll as sacrifice
I call forth you, chosen one!
>>10756406
>yo bro c'mon. That's too far.
>>10756388
>>10756409
Gimme a bit I'll be back with your game hopefully.
>>10756410
You got some time since I'm slow as shit.
>>10756433
Maybe if you're lucky I'll knock out mid game?
>>10756445
I'm sorry.
>calls you friend
>>10756322
How... unfortunate.
>>10756372
Do as you please. However, don't put aside your personal needs in favor of us.
>>10756445
>the doll appears on your shoulder mid ritual despite the ripped up doll in the summoning circle.
>>10756445
I HAVE HEARD YOUR CALL, MASTER. MY ONLY DESIRE IS THE FLESH AND BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES. MY ABSOLUTE POWER WILL DESTROY ALL IN YOUR PATH.
>>10756430
Writing tales about me...? I... Don't know what to say...
>Because she's too well-behaved to express her proper feeling but she does like the idea... Surviving through the dust of time like Arthur, Lancelot and all the knight of the round table does seem like an awesome idea...
It does seem interesting, indeed. Oh and I forgot to properly introduce myself. I am Centorea. Centorea Shianus.
>>10756459
>Maybe if you're lucky I'll knock out mid game?
Can I rape you if that happens?
>when he picks up the bait but I even missed out on that
Oh...
>>10756500
But anon, raping small children is a crime!
>>10756506
I'll swap for you if you want. I should be asleep by now anyway. Post your entry.
>>10756412
You seem like a ketchup guy, so make that double death. Ketchup is inexcusable.
>>10756459
Sounds good to me! Thanks for deciding to host!
>>10756470
Th-that hurts on a whole different level
>>10756477
>takes the doll off his shoulder and places it back in the ritual circle but this time gives it a cigarette and a cute Kaguya doll to convince it to stay in the circle
>>10756514
but she's a developed teenager
>>10756523
I'm just a fillerfag anyway so there's no point.
>>10756489
>pushes back inside the circle
Not yet! The doll has to stay in the circle before this can happen. You're premature and thus cannot perform to the best of your ability. Wait until it has simmered down and THEN you can harvest everyone in this place.
>>10756528
I already choose Team Mayo.
>>10756537
>fillerfag
Stop with this meme
Even if you're not Rping, if it's your only tribute and you're enjoying seeing it fighting against others then it's legitimate.
>>10756528
>in the blink of an eye, the doll is gone from the circle again. This time it's in his coat pocket. The Dr Pepper he had there is where the doll was, spilling out next to a Kaguya doll with a cigarette burn on it's forehead.
>>10756535
but it's still rape!
>>10756572
Still I've put myself on the spot so I'd rather not. Thanks for the offer though.
>>10756585
but it feels good
>>10756594
I wish you guys weren't so insecure sometimes. Ok then.
>>10756572
>Not RPing
Then it's a filler.
>>10756612
Kind of have to with how things have been lately.
>>10756572
Fillers should never replace avas, as high tier as they may be.
High Tier is a meme regardless.
>>10756537
See
>>10756572
What the fuck do you think we originally did? We entered what we wanted to watch them fight against other entries. Doesn't matter if your entry is Kosaku or a fucking evil oak tree. You shouldn't let the fact that you don't RP keep you from entering. Especially when someone is kind enough to give you their spot willingly. Accepting their kindness does not make you some cancerous swap begger if you accept it.
>>10756595
but jesus said it was wrong!
>>10756615
I have a well-thought argument against that but it will just needlessly derail the thread.
You do you.
>>10756622
Yeah I kinda understand. Have a nice night anyway.
>>10756581
Ho boy.
I unironically wish you were all dead.
>>10756628
come on now, look at that girl.
Tell me you don't want to undress her.
>>10756498
Eeeeeh. Maybe I should just stick with paintin', I went to school for a reason for it!
>Just as quick as they changed before, her hoodie snaps back to the red-with-black-sleeves of before.
Irotsuki, "with color", artiste extraordinaire, and eater of a lot of food! At your service!
>>10756660
Same here my man. All the insecure fags need to grow a fucking spine or die already.
Odds: Horizon Zero Dawn
Evens: KH2
Dubs: Persona 5
>>10756556
>pats the squid's head for making the correct choice
Good job! There's more where that came from if you keep up the intellectual behavior.
>>10756581
You little runt!
>he takes the doll and stuffs it into the Dr. Pepper bottle after he downs the fine liquid that was held within. He then stuffs the half used cigarette in with her and then seals the bottle. He takes the Kaguya doll and does what he can to rid her poor little forehead of the cigarette burn
Now stay in there like a good creepy doll!
>he sets the Kaguya doll next to his feet and begins summoning the chosen one
>>10756649
It's pretty clear cut.
You RP : Ava
You Don't : Filler
Just because it's well thought out doesn't mean it's going to change the rules of nature. You're probably prepared to pull every excuse there is to make a category for glorified fillers.
>>10756679
>sonyniggers
>in MY thread
Oh hell nah
>>10756652
>M-Mokou?
>>10756698
I got is as a gift. It's a nice system and I enjoy it.
>>10756663
YOU DARE QUESTION OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR???
THOU SHALL NOT RAPETH! OR THOU SHALL BE DAMNED FOR ALL ETERNITY
>>10756704
yee
>>10756679
Did you finish bloodborne?
>>10756730
bloodbore :^)
>>10756668
'Tis A pleasure. A painter you say... I do have some knowledge in painting but I am lacking. I hope I get to contemplate them one day... preferably with a nice cup of tea.
As for now... I must prepare myself for the upcoming batte. I shall see you in the arena. Good luck.
>She turns back and walks away almost comically with her diminutive pony-stature. Bronies can still be heard fawning over in the distance...
>>10756730
Bloodborne a shit.
Bubsy 3D is the superior game.
>>10756718
>>10756704
We're busted! Abort!
>leaves fats and quick
>>10756730
I did. I enjoyed it quite a bit.
>>10756755
>picks up the fats you left
>>10756713
okay that's it mister I'm fucking her
>Bumping this shit cause I just headbutted my fucking keyboard.
>Gimme about 12 more.
>>10756755
>Picks up the fats and uses it for cooking later
>>10756761
>>10756767
Drop them.
>>10756765
M4A1-S Icarus Fall
>>10756765
>>10756713
you see anon she's my lover already
god isn't real
>>10756765
Lobo
>>10756765
Elias Ainsworth
>>10756765
Lana's mother
>>10756765
Lenore
>>10756773
>tosses them at >>10756767
>>10756685
>the doll appears laying down on your head this time. With a freshly lit cigarette in it's mouth... Wait, what?
>>10756765
Female villager
>>10756765
ALL MIGHT
>>10756765
Loto
>>10756788
ZAWA
>>10756765
Lana's Father
>>10756765
Inkling
>>10756765
Filler
All things considered I think I did pretty well with this one.
>>10756765
Marisa's ass
>>10756765
The Amazing Atheist
>>10756765
The Breath Taking Captain Usopp
>>10756765
Urotsuki
>>10756765
Orencio
>>10756801
W-wait a second here, something don't seem right here
>>10756807
Did you do Bert?
>>10756796
Asellus-kun!!!!
>>10756807
>Ava : Fyxe
>My Sides : Broken
Please restore my eyes to their factory settings.
They have seen “The Emoji Movie,” a new exercise in soulless branding, aimed primarily at little kids. But where another product-focused flick, “The Lego Movie,” had cleverness and heart, this thing is a piece of app.
In the land of Textopolis live the Emojis — those stupid faces on our phones that misrepresent our feelings to our friends. This particular crew works on the smartphone of Alex, an awkward teenage boy.
Every emoji is meant to express just one emotion, but our hero, Meh, who should be perpetually unenthused, is a giggling mess who wants to feel all of them. After a botched first day on the job, Meh faces deletion. So he goes on the run, with Hi-5 (James Corden) and a hacker called Jailbreak (Anna Faris), in an attempt to reach Dropbox and escape to the Cloud.
Hear that? It’s the end of the world.
If that’s not bad enough, consider this: These animated characters might turn up as giant fuzzy emojis harassing you in Times Square.
>>10756693
In the end it still doesn't matter if you're an ava or filler. RP is optional. Always has been. Always will be.
>>10756808
The things I would do to that ass
>>10756807
This is the closest thing to Satan ever witnessed by humans
>>10756807
jesus christ
>>10756775
>Master Piece and Chantico's Fire > Icarus Fell
>Also, A4 > A1.
>>10756807
>I kek'd pretty hard.
>>10756807
My waifu has a cuter face than that you fucking nerd
>Top fucking kek
>>10756806
You cheeky bastard
>>10756807
Can you not?
>>10756807
The ref looks like he's so fucking done.
>>10756818
I don't think so.
Gimme a reference photo, I'll try to do him after big Johnny Johnson
>>10756826
Still, you don't RP, you're filler.
>>10756718
>>10756832
>kissu
>>10756765
Ichimatsu
>>10756822
>Dropbox
wait like the application?
>>10756819
>What's up?
>>10756854
This is Bert, notice her large rackt
>>10756849
>>10756847
Yup yup. You know it.
>>10756867
Pretty cool. What about you? Enjoying yourself?
>>10756857
Can I trust a doll version of myself?
>>10756807
Jesus Christ, Eric!
KURAE
>>10756836
>Chantico Fire
>Chantico
>Fire
Olof yourself
>>10756751
>wishes the Marisafag was here so I could pat their head lovingly
>>10756859
N-not in front of the children
>>10756882
Yup, just been playing some 7th Dragon as all.
>>10756890
They've been busy with work and trying to build another folder.
>>10756886
EAT THIS.
FINAL ATTACK
HYPER METEOR GENOCIDE BALL
>>10756887
>I'm sorry you prefer A1 | Faux Undertow over stained fucking glass.
>>10756900
The Etrian odyssey-like game? Niceu. Didn't play it but the ost is pretty cool and all.
H-HAYAI!
>>10756906
>not owning a M4 Hyper Beast
Poor taste and poor fag!
DEJA VU
>>10756875
Alright, I'll make an effort for this one. Should be that hard, it is another generic big boob anime girl.
>>10756879
Holy fuck, my sides have been broken.
>>10756836
>>10756887
>Not Atomic Alloy
Sorry about that folks, 5 minutes for swaps and spelling corrections.
FREEZE
>>10756912
Yeah, that game. Playing it through a second time. It's a duo run with Fighter and Samurai.
>>10756927
>spelling corrections
If it's not too much, yeah. It's Kaiji.
>>10756925
>liking a Paint gun
People like you should only be allowed to drop and play with pistols
>>10756927
I'm ready to prove them who is the best skin in the game
>>10756927
>sigh
So I didn't make it in. Ah well...
Good luck to whoever's listening.
>>10756927
>>10756812
>>10756927
Please proceed.
>>10756893
Let them watch.
>rubs tum
>>10756916
>Back when I did a lot of trading, I owned several.
>>10756925
>Not just using the A4 like you should.
>>10756927
It is time to kill.
My blade hungers for some blood.
Let us feed the beast.
>>10756812
>>10756927
If you could please make this swap.
>>10756890
I want to pet her...ass
>>10756883
Trust no one. Not even your fumo self.
>>10756796
>>10756860
>>10756927
Go.
>>10756901
I still regret not being here when they gave out their discord. Never got to add them ._.
>>10756951
Huh?
Well, I'm not gonna complain.
Let's do this~. I'm feeling lucky tonight.
>>10756971
but then he would be on there twice
>>10756927
>Panty pulls out an extra pair of underwear from her pocket and transforms it into a second pistol
Time to fuck.
>>10756927
I may lack in size now but my fighting spirit is high enough to reach the heavens!
Let's go!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVsLt1JuPfg
>>10756748
Hey, it's a hobby AND a living! Bwahaha! You'll never know 'till it happens! Latter, teensy!
>>10756927
>>10756214
Hey! Where'm I?
>>10756985
I know. Just feeling like swaping
>>10756971
I never asked you to switch for me. Buzz off.
>>10756807
>Late, but that's gold.
>>10756939
Okay! Keep being you! Have a nice night.
>>10756927
>>10756812
>swap Agrias out please
>>10756996
How does this armor even work? I'm blown away with how uncomfortable that must be.
>>10756963
>Do you mind swapping for
>>10756997
>Sorry about that one!
>>10756965
Yeah that's what I thought.
>>10756944
>Are you kidding me
>>10756959
>That sounds like bad advice. I'm gonna use the objectively better A1 because I like it more.
>>10757014
>>10756963
Calm down, will you? I'm in there already.
>>10756993
Hold on a second.
If your panties turn into guns...what the heck are you wearing down there?
>>10757015
Hmm? Oh? Worry not anonymous, those are actually crafted by my kind for our own purpose. It is very practical I assure y-
>
>>10757026
>Your skin is bad and you should feel bad
>>10757024
Haha! Tsukis are popular today! Gratzie~.
>>10757032
Wearing down there? Well, nothing, of course! Are you telling me I should be wearing a third pair just in case I lose one?
...That's actually a great idea!
>>10757024
Go for it.
>>10757026
>Using my dead RNGesus meme
Why?
>>10757026
>objectively better
>Someone sounds bad at spray control~.
>>10757027
I"m half asleep and forgot to hit update before trying to swap for you. Sorry.
>>10757032
You already know, Johnny.
>>10756997
>I'm really really really sorry but I'm running on fumes and need to start. I'll try to make it up to you.
>Sorry for the lack of commentary guys.
>>10757072
Uro isn't in the game?
:c
>>10757026
>It seems like it blames the nature of the sim.
>>10757072
You're fine. I'm just shocked, who would swap for me seriously?
... I guess I learnt that tonight. Let's get going, anyway! I've gotta make that spot count.
>>10757078
I've got all I need! Off I go.
>>10757009
...I don't ask for your permission, due to the fact only you benefit. And from the looks of yours eyes, you probably only care about yourself.
>>10757013
>You too, person I should probably recognize.
>>10756963
>>10757059
I still cringe reading this.
>>10756982
Only one or two added them too.
>>10757076
Oi! Wait a minute! I think I remember that! What the fuck?
>>10757078
>Panty coughs uncontrollably
It burns! It hurts when I rub my eyes!
>>10757078
>>10757078
>Centorea grabs the rifle and runs into the arena's plains. It's almost to big for her to hold but she has enough streght to make up for it.
Since I am weakened for this one game... A long range weapon should certainly be in my best interest.
...
How does it even work though?
>>10757078
I'm out of ammo already!
>>10757098
Gomen, anon-san. But I have fully dedicated myself to my Japanese lifestyle. I don't expect Gaijin to understand.
>>10757061
>Implying I haven't referred to RNGesus many times in the past
>>10757050
>Feels no guilt
>>10757068
>I spray it exactly where I need to spray it
>>10757097
Maybe you should look closer. I think you might see more than just selfishness.
>ichimatsu gets extremely close to Loto. So close that it's almost too uncomfortable
Do you see anything else yet, or should I get closer? It's your funeral either way,
>>10757078
Well, poo. Guess I'm sitting here like a doofus this time. Ah well!
>Iro moves her easel over and sets it back up to take the sight in better, and sorta just stands there, watching everything unfold
>>10757078
>Seeing as how the fish has no hands (or limbs for that matter), Zer0 hastily wins the punching duel and walks away feeling warmed-up and ready to take on the rest of the roster.
>>10757147
>Then use the A4.
>>10757078
Fun with bombs.
Weebing out.
Pizza theft
>>10757164
My chainsaw calls for your deat-
Gah...! That was cheap....
>>10757095
>Who would swap for me
The two avafags on your nuts as well as any new/nufag that doesn't really know you.
>>10757164
I am NOT letting that thing get withing ten feet of me! Oi, I open that fat mouth of yours so I can pop a few caps in it!
>>10757164
>Zer0's punching skills are now unrivaled after his title bout with the fish. As such, he clocks Urotsuki right in the mouth, and loves every moment of it: "<3".
>>10757107
Well, um. Heheh, it was a real...learning experience...
>>10757164
>Have you ever seen a horse hanging from a tree? Well now you did and I hope you got to take some pictures because she broke free as soon as she was caught... With her sword
>Doesn't mean her fall wasn't painful as hell though
>
>>10757164
You couldn't stand breathing the same air as me, could you? Hah...I can't say I blame you.
>Ichimatsu touches the fresh bullet wound
Aha...! This pain feels so good, and to have it done by a girl...I'm in heaven right now!
>>10757164
You little red haired spic motherfucker.
GIVE IT BACK OR I'LL HANG YA BY YOUR GOD DAMNED GUTS!
NO ONE STEALS THE MAIN MAN'S GRUB AND GETS AWAY WITH IT WITHOUT A BULLET BETWEEN THEIR GOD DAMN BALLS!
>>10757179
>did I do something wrong, anon? :v
>>10757078
God damn it. I don't like it but I probably can't carry all this shit by myself. At least one of them might owe me after this.
>>10757164
Not even a day in and I have to deal with this shit. It's cruel and it's heartless, how the hell am I supposed to choose?
>>10757159
>Only valid argument against is 30 > 20.
>>10757164
I'm afraid I don't know how to properly use such a weapon. Besides, I'm sure my powers are enough to keep myself alive at the moment.
I still appreciate the thought either way.
>Marie tosses the weapon aside, hoping someone else can make better use of it than her.
I summon _____
>>10757186
WOAH
>>10757153
>The hero merely steps back from the... rather odd man, turning their back to him.
Anger and a touch of death is what I see. And maybe, just maybe... worthlessness.
>Loto then slowly walks away from the man, focused around their surroundings.
("Ordinary people shouldn't make threats to those stronger than them...")
>>10757191
Maybe we can try again some time! If you've learned anything since then, which I think you have actually!
>>10757232
SEX NO, you fucking creep!
>>10757164
Bad singing
All Might and Nui removing their limiters
B-ball action
Inkling being nice.
Zer0 being OP
>>10757207
>I-It's late, sorry.
>>10757175
>Zer0 retracts his fist from her face.
It was very cheap.
That made it even sweeter.
Ready for round two?
>Zer0 holds both his fists up in a boxing post and rocks on his feet from back to front. His faceplate projects out the following emoticon in red light: ">:)".
>>10757218
>It's the only one you need. You can get better spray control, but you can't magically make more bullets appear.
>>10757218
What game are you two arguing about?
>>10757241
w..woah...
Did you hear about the Hipster who burnt his mouth?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
>>10757244
Anarchy...
>>10757253
Hmph...!
>she lifts her chainsaw, ready to charge him
You're not going to get the drop on me again-
>>10757244
-
>until she gets tarred and feathered
Ugh....!
To hell with this humiliation. I'm killing you two next!
>>10757236
Keheh. That's it. Keep walking away. You know you can't handle situations like this. It must be cozy living in a fantasy world where everything is one big ball of happiness for you.
>Ichimatsu watches the hero walk off. His smug smile slowly fading into a frown.
Even if it's a minor inconvenience, I'm glad I could be the one to dish it out to him.
>>10757244
>>10757253
>Still trying to compensate for her pony-size, the centauress somehow managed to get into a military plane... One advanced enough to possess an automatic pilot.
(I missed him... This is quite an unorthodox way of fighting... I do not like it... But I have no choice for now)
>She pushes another random button, which fires another waves of rockets towards Zer0
>>10757253
>Not gitting gud enough to make do with less ammo.
>>10757244
Could you please stop doing that? I have no business with you.
>>10757241
WELL THAT'S JUST...surprisingly reasonable. Huh.
Ahem-Of course, momma! Lemme just see where I can fit you into my schedule!
>Johnny pulls out his phone and stares at his empty calendar for a few seconds, pretending to struggle.
How about Tuesday night? Does that sound good to ya? I can even bring the fancy wine my mo-I mean I bought for an special occasion!
>>10757276
I laughed anon.
Decoy game
Inkling swings for the other team
Gambling
A determined Zer0 is a deadly foe
>>10757253
>Different strokes I suppose
>>10757311
Stop following me, dammit! I'm trying to fight this... Whatever the hell it is!
>>10757314
>cocaine-american
>marijuana-mexican
>beer-german
so racist mokoou why
>>10757311
P-Please pardon me... I didn't me to... To any of you. Something got the best of me for a moment...
>>10757301
Tuesday? Whatever, it's not like my schedule is as tight yours it seems.
...Quite understandable, since guys can only... Well do it only so many times in one day. I suppose I won't lose anything getting you off at most two times before you're passed out under the bed.
>>10757311
Man, this Texas is really heavy.
>>10757244
>While resting under a tree, Zer0 watches the plane fly over ahead and relase its cargo. The airstrike bombs the area a few hundred feet ahead of him, leaving behind a massive crater and singed but leaving Zer0 completely unscathed.
B7.
>>10757291
>Then, the assassin looks back at the plane overhead, piloted by one very unwieldy centaur.
Miss.
>>10757271
>CS:GO
>>10757314
>Yep. I will concede that the A1 has way better skins, though.
>>10757282
So be it.
>Zer0 stops his ridiculous motion and pose and walks away from the psychopath, no longer her current target.
>>10757311
>The assassin can be seen kneeling on the ground with just one knee and staring at his clenched fist.
The key to winning.
The resolve to keep going.
>Then, he looks up at the sky.
Determination.
>>10757311
HELL FUCKING YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
I can finally start havin some fun! Come on, rush to your death, shits for brains! The entire fuckin intergalactic military ain't enough to catch the main man.
What makes you think you lot stand a microscopic chance in hell?
Aw well, more death and destruction for me!
>When you wanna skip but one fatal event at the end means that it isn't a peace slide :^)
>Haha fuck off RNG
>>10757311
Haha, oh wow! And here I was thinking things wouldn't get any better. Easy street from here on out.
What a bunch of chumps, thanks for the free shit, guys. Don't hold a grudge, okay?
>>10757311
>Marie dumps the disc on the nearest garbage bin.
Strange... I keep receiving objects which I have no idea how to use. However, this one doesn't even seem to be a weapon, unlike the previous one.
>>10757325
>For the memes I guess
>>10757340
>Which in and of itself is a valid reason
:^)
>>10757340
And you're after that!!!
>in a flash, her body is covered in light
>from the light, a motorcycle appears under her, and she revs the engine.
>>10757347
Eh... First, I need to calm down. I remember playing this last week. Prepare to lose.
>>10757347
Can I possibly modify this to splat fire?
>>10757340
Haven't played it. I know 1.6, CZ and Source. But if it's anything like the previous three then recoil control>magazine size.
>t. guy that raped awp whores with a 5-7 pistol.
>>10757347
Just another day in the business, sweetheart.
Reminds me of the time I got hired to stuff Santa's candy cane through his ass. Poor bastard didn't make it.
So, got a number? Free for coffe, maybe? I can give you a ride if you want.
>>10757340
>relase
>*release
>and singed but
>*and singed grass but
>I should probably just go to bed, desu.
>>10757347
>Zer0 examines the musical instrument, turning it over and over. Seeing as how he has no lungs, the assassin can't use it for its intended purpose. He shrugs and pockets it anyways. Maybe he could just throw it at someone. That may leave a nasty bruise.
>>10757357
>Muh skins
>>10757347
>>10757358
Oh yes?
Which kind of game are we playing? I do hope it's an RPG
>>10757340
>She curses herself at her new failed attempt.
O-Okay... I think I was close this time, so I just need t-
>She rises her head, the rocky side of a mountain before her eyes... She unknowingly put the plane from automatic to manual
... Damn...
>It crashes. But she is still alive somehow.
>>10757378
>Not playing a FPS for the sole purpose of micro-transactioning away all your money
>That All Might event.
>>10757395
BEGONE THOT
>>10757347
>Marie just shuffles her cards nervously while looking at the other players.
(Um... I know little about cards, and I don't want to make a fool of myself by asking. What do I do?)
>>10757385
..Wait, it's an MMORPG, I've never played this.
Tch... My luck's been nothing but crap this game.
>>10757395
...Maybe not all of it.
>>10757395
PLUS ULTRA!
>>10757395
>
>>10757395
Take this splat thing as a token of my appreciation, and maybe you can make better use of it.
A bit more violence, which is good!
>>10757395
Now that was uncalled for, man.
>>10757358
>Zer0 hears the revving of the engine and quickly turns around to see that the girl was now atop a motorcycle that had appeared out of thin air.
What...?
>>10757374
>I've only played GO exclusively aside from like 2 hours of Source when I was bored, so I have a different perspective.
>>10757385
>A sudden explosion from behind causes Zer0 to turned his head and look, just in time to see the plane crash into a nearby mountain. His helmet lights up: ":-)".
Karma.
>He then turns his head back and continues to watch the crater smolder.
>>10757393
>I fell into that trap when I first started and it's hard as fuck to get out.
>>10757395
>It's not Zer0's typical melee weapon, but it will do just fine at eviscerating the man before him.
Your guts on the ground.
Your blood leaving your body.
It's like modern art.
>Bookending the haiku is Zer0's helmet projection: "D13".
>I really have to fucking sleep, sorry to everyone I was RPing with. Thanks for the game, Star, and have a great night everyone!
I worked with what I had.
>>10757433
>Have a good one.
>Mokou appears and actually talks
>Cancerous circlejerking commences
Pottery.
>>10757433
>>10757429
Hmh. You may want to watch your back there...! Hehehehe-
>>10757429
...D-damn...! This isn't over.
>>10757410
You've never played [Insert generic fantasy title] XIV? That one is pretty well-known though... I've got a Level 56 [Insert generic fantasy race] on it.
If the desire ever arises to play, just tell me. I'd gladly help you grind.
>>10757433
>Nighto
>>10757455
Thank you anon.
>>10757429
Fuck you.
>Not really, thanks for hosting but I gotta sleep.
>>10757443
>pretty good
>>10757433
Good bed goat.
>>10757446
>shrugging ascii
>>10757433
>Have a good rest mate.
Ken-sama is a very smart man.
>>10757459
W-well... MMOs aren't what I usually play, even though I've got so much time.
Spending all that time grinding just seems like a chore by yourself.
Good night. I [redacted] you all.
>>10757429
>She tries her best to tame the raging fire, throwing bucket of water around... But it's not easy when you're but a little pony.
These... These puny flames are nothing... Are nothing agaist the pain the forest is feeling right now... I shall not give up until naught but smoke remains of it!
>>10757464
Thought I saved the Asgore NTR edit someone posted but I guess I didn't.
>>10757477
>Declassifies this document
>Goodnight.
i'm going to save hg by rping
>>10757395
>>10757425
No need to thank me. I only did what I felt was right.
>she stares at her gift, without knowing its purpose.
... thank you as well, I suppose.
>>10757429
(Judging by his physical appearance, I'm guessing he's not too dexterous with such weapons. However, it also makes me question why would he use them to attack me in the first place.)
>>10757491
I especially love you, Mokou-tan.
>>10757477
Goodnight, Bestkabe.
>>10757433
>git gud at csgo in your sleep
Good evening
>>10757472
Can't kill 'em all.
>>10757494
>*Gasps*
Everything Okay their All Might.
>>10757510
>those feet
MUH
>>10757472
This is... a very... humilliating way to go.
>>10757510
ily imposter aikawa
>>10757473
A chore! Not at all! It is proof of dedication and one's virtue! Be it in a game or in a battlefield.
>Yup, pure wasted time and no flamboyant speech about it can hide the fact MMOs are nothing but devourers of one's waning youth, but Cerea cannot help but be passionate.
But ah, maybe we can play something else together. I do not mind... trying something else.
>>10757520
>Feet are visible
I have to mention the feet
>>10757516
I am sorry but I need this. It suits a knight's hand better anyway.
>>10757505
>Expecting Assagore to git gud
>>10757516
...
>>10757510
Good evening miss.
>>10757546
kys attentionwhorse
>>10757528
Me too
>>10757562
Miss
>>10757562
>ywn sniff and nibble on that puffy horse anus
Sad
>>10757555
You shouldn't start contests you have no hope of winning, you know?
>>10757555
>For once, it seems being so tiny worked at her advantage. She dives into a fissure into a rocky wall and hides there
>She draws her sword, and waits for a opening
It seems I've avoided battle for way to long. It is time to take charge
>>10757520
go to bed bolin
>>10757534
You're just jelly that your feet aren't as cute.
>licks your feet
Or as tasty.
>tfw feel like Aikawa hates talking to me
>>10757597
Get your tongue out of my boot.
>>10757530
I... guess that's one way of looking at it? I've spent too much time in my room to do it all the time now.
Oh, you know... lately, I've been playing [REDACTED] Souls. It's brutally hard, but clearing it is really satisfying.
Other than that, I train a lot with my chainsaw.
>she lifts the chainsaw in her hand, showing it off
I think star has fallen asleep.
>>10757626
I think I need to fap
>>10757622
When you kick my scoutwhoring ass with an awp.
>Fuck I'm tired
>>10757626
>You'd be right
>>10757626
Not surprised, we're fucking tired.
>>10757641
How about I kick it with this perfectly good boot?
I'm just gonna finish up, sorry anons.
>>10757626
Star is the new ruby confirmed.
>>10757683
Just realize that this means you now owe me one.
>>10757696
Pls no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohOeIZMp23Q
>Insert clever commentary here.
Last 3
>>10757710
I'm taking a page out of Stocking's book!
>>10757625
Oh... [REDACTED] Souls. I've heard about that one... A game to test one's strenght, skills and sanity... Do you happen to have it with you by any chance? I've always wanted to try and see... How well I'd fare with it.
>She takes a moment to look at Uro's chainsaw... She's probably not genre savyy enough to know that only psychopath use chainsaws as weapons because she idly says:
Nice weapon. Albeit unorthodox.
>spanks the goat
>>10757626
>>10757696
Falling asleep while hosting is the new trendy thing to do around here. Soon everyone's gonna be doing it!
>>10757710
Ruby fell asleep once during a game, and it was funny.
>>10757727
Oh yessssssss.
>>10757647
I already have packed my meal before coming here, thank you very muc>>10757683
>Her meal was a shittons of carrots... And... Blame it on her cooking skills, but it smelled so good the rhino couldn't help but take a bit at it... And centorea as a whole
Oops...
>>10757752
>>10757755
>No bully pls.
I got one shot of soju left. Lit af and don't know if i should risk wanting to vomit for being more drunk. What do I do HG?
>>10757682
>TFW find perfect pic for a Mokou wincard
>Mokou will never win one of my games.
>>10757772
HAHA IDIOT
>>10757775
Drink it then drive
>>10757775
Drink it live on stream.
>>10757772
O-oh
>>10757780
Never say never, anonymous!
>>10757772
Is that it..?
>>10757775
Hi Grimes
>>10757780
>Feel free to make one m8
>>10757781
>Kills self.
W
I
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N
E
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>>10757747
Huh? Just... with me? I guess I can check my bike.
>she walks over to her idle motorcycle, checking in a bag attached to it. She chats while she searches
You actually like it... Glad to see someone can appreciate the more obscure choices~. I've been training with it for years! I can wield it about as well as any knight with a sword.
>>10757775
drink so more people will join
>>10757772
Shit... I ODed. Will I lose my house?
>>10757775
Buy more soju it only costs a 2000won
>>10757464
>tfw recognize that art
Harvey Dent, can we trust him?
>6 kills
>Wtf I love Panty now!
>>10757802
>She respawns. She may have lost the game but at least she is a proper Centauress now and not a puny half-pony.
I could have done way better but... Ah, at least I am back to my old self...
Congratulations.
>>10757802
Thank you kindly for the match.
>>10757800
Good advice.
>>10757802
That an invitation to make one now?
odds: rp now
evens: rp tomorrow
dubs: sleep
>>10757802
Finally I win a competition this month! I can't believe I actually pulled this off!
>>10757826
Thanks for hosting!
>>10757826
Yeah! Thanks for hosting! Gimmie them sweet tourney points!
>>10757826
22nd place, with no kills... Tarred, feathered, and punched in the face. What a disastrous game...
Thank you for the chance.
Horse
>>10757832
Odds assist
>>10757802
Congratulations.
>>10757826
Thank you very much for the opportunity.
>and with that, I hit the bed as well. Good night HG.
>>10757844
Statistics!
>>10757831
>Sure
>Don't forget to put your name on it so she knows who to thank.
Hello. How are you all?
>>10757826
I deserved that win but I'm okay with letting this one. Thanks for hosting
How would one pull off a shy character yet still interact well?
>>10757852
>Mokou
>Thanking me
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh wait you're serious. Let me laugh louder.
Dubs decide what I fap tot
>>10757827
>>10757845
Thanks for the congrats!
>>10757853
I'm pretty tired, and i have a big 4 to 5 road trip tomorrow, but besides that I'm pretty good.
>>10757863
Opposites attract is what I know. Upbeat faggots will probably interact with you anyway. As long as you don't stutter too much then it should be fine.
>>10757873
Guro
>>10757873
NTR
>>10757802
Oooh, pretty.
Thanks, now go and pass out!
>>10757838
Pssssst. Least you got in!
>
Tiramisu?
>>10757853
Kinda hungry, I guess.
>She said while eating something.
Man, watching people work up a sweat fighting really leaves you needing to fill that hole in your gut.
>>10757888
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>10757804
Yes of course. Some games are meant to be journeys but sometimes it is best enjoyed with someone at your side...
And yes! It is a shame I couldn't get to see you using it during the fight... But I am yearning for a proper duel in the future!
>>10757863
>Focus on the character's inner life rather than words and stuttering. The other player can read your ava's thought and try to pull off things accordingly
>>10757853
Good evening Doremy. It has... Ah been quite the eventful night but I guess I am fine.
You get to choose two avas to put into the fagbag. Who do you choose?
Thanks for putting up with me guys, now if you don't mind me I gotta hot date with the Shame Chamber. See you guys later
>>10757870
>Better than me
>Who gave her nothing.
>>10757894
They didn't specify trips so you're good.
>>10757873
Me.
>>10757845
>>10757905
>Goodnight you two
>>10757906
Trips are still dubs.
When you're a kid and you wanna go "weeeee".
But you ain't got drugs yet.
You hold on for your life,
Hold on to your little gonads... and strife...
>>10757905
Stop trying to be relevant nufag
>>10757877
Ah...I see...
>>10757893
Indeed. I usually go for a nightmare after a match.
>>10757902
Hello, Centorea. I'll admit, an eventful night is an exciting night.
>>10757905
Pretty impressive game, kid! You have my vote for class president!
>>10757893
...
Who-
...Nevermind. I'll take it.
>she takes the tiramisu
Better to have something different for a change....
>uro stares down at it for a moment or a two, before digging in
Now... what do you want?
>>10757902
It's only because of those cheap shots, I'm telling you! If we fight, we'll go toe to toe. Er... Toe to hoof.
...Ah.
>she pulls a copy of the game out of her bag.
Found it. Don't know how we're going to play it, but here.
>>10757874
Congrats. Didn't want to keep you waiting so it's a bit bland.
>have everything ready
<loitearlly forget how to open the console on firefox
help.......