I love this giraffe

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>>10753878
Would you accept her friend request?

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>>10753878

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>>10753878
Would you be a good step father?

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>>10753878
How would you fuck her?

I wish javanshir drew more often.

>>10753878
moar

Thicc

I like her too

I'd gf her up desu

Sadly no female with that physique finds me remotely attractive

>>10760818
Try dating a giraffe

Yuge

>>10753878

it's funny how almost nothing is written here and she's more of a fully fleshed out character than 99% of ocs

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I've got couple. Sadly there's only 4 images where she's naked, and two of them are with some random dude's shitty OC. And those two are the only ones with any sexual them to them.

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>>10763773
*A couple *theme

Sorry about that. Auto-correct was being a dick.

>>10753878
Bump

>>10763109
A single mom that has to raise four kids all on her own? Yeah, there's a lot you can do with that.

>>10763109
a picture is worth a thousand words actually means something when you put more than just tits and ass on a character. Even without words the bags under her eyes and the kids tell you more than tons of ocs.

>>10753937
I can't see myself ever get willingly trapped to raising 4 of someone else's bastards.

And I could never abuse any person's feelings, time and desperation either, no matter how thicccccc.

So I guess I'd just have to settle to masturbating from a distance...

>>10753937
I'd never raise someone else's kids. She's still hot though.

>>10764745

i fucking love burnt dinner plate nips no joke for real this shit is gold

>>10767230
What about a one night stand?

>>10753937
Would never consider it going into a first marriage prospect, but if I was already a widower or divorcee where the wife was hogging the kids I'd go for it. Preferably if she had a few baby making years left. Need to squeak in at least one kid to make the marriage official.

Otherwise you're just two old people hanging out and banging like once a week.

>>10763773
Post em anyway. If random crap OCs bothered anyone that much why are they on !/fur/?

>>10767230

fucking wait till you see the welfare check

>>10768303
Welfare gives preferential treatment to single mothers. Hence why ghetto culture is so fucked up, even if the father tries to stick around he'll have to skip town eventually if anyone in the government tries to track him down.

>>10753937
Fuck yeah. I dont care. If I was in love with her it doesnt matter if she has kids. Why would that matter? If you love them you love them. Doing ti solely based on kids or not is just shit and those who think that way are shit.

She's gonna need another kid

Bump for moar

>>10768684
false

>>10772870
says you

>>10768303
>Implying a slut with poor self-control and judgement will let you get a penny of that check

>>10753878
>tfw can't stop her from fucking up her life by being her lover and having a lovely family with her and a nice life nstead of her turning into this with 4 kids and desperately trying to raise them herself
It hurts

>>10768684

Oh sure, blame the government, Tyrone!

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>>10753878
>Peanut allergy
>Keeps eating it
>Keeps eating something that puts him in affileptic shock.

That's is not a happy child

>>10773307
she's a drawing

>>10773517
anaphylactic shock

>>10773517
Or he's just a dumb little shit. Kids do stupid stuff all the time, especially when their parents are guaranteed to bail them out.

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>>10773587
Let him dream, Harold.

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debating whether or not i should try to draw her

>>10776524
>sad face
I want to protect

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>>10776524
doo eet anon
there needs to be more art of this qt milf giraffe

>>10773517

there's allergy levels other than "I'm dying"

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>>10776617
i wholeheartedly agree but sadly it'll have to wait
gotta go to work soon

>>10777412
Is she a lesbian?

>>10776524
What can you draw her?

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>>10753878
overworked single mother giraffe just makes me sad.

>>10776524
Draw her being happy. Like her celebrating her birthday with her family or something.

>>10777711

no but he's a fag

>>10777733
She looks like a Phil Collins song sounds

>>10777777

>>10778406

>40 year old mom sitting at table with the kids eating a cake made from two $1 boxes of mix baked in a pan that was way too large since it didn't fit in the other one so it's unevenly cooked and thin
>can't even kill herself because nowhere in the house is tall enough to hang the noose that she can't just sit on her knees and be fine and anyway the ol failed suicide rope is being used to hold up the pillow and blanket fort that's using up all the couch cushions the kids promised would be put back together that night but it's been up since April and who cares there's no men coming over to sit on it anyway

>>10753878

I want to protect giraffe.

I want to see her /ss/ with her sons.

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>>10778937
How dare you hurt me like this anon.

>>10768155
She obviously doesn't have the time for that.
She looks like she needs something more meaningful.

>>10778527
>pedo house
It was this or HG

>>10779943
I suppose my only question is, is she one of those furs who can get pregnant from human jizz or not?
Cause if it just means being a good dad and earning a stress relieving fuck every so often and she won't have the burden of more kids, I'd answer the call.
Her kids don't look like babes, so none of the late night crying, just kids growing up and being little dicks.

>>10780389
The most you'd have to worry about at night is any of them bunking with you two due to night terrors.

>>10780523
I'm good with that if the bed is big enough.
If not, hey, there's probably a big ass couch I can sleep on and wake up early and cook breakfast.

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>>10772239
It's called having standards. I'm sure some used whore will be ecstatic once they find a beta like you take care of their mistakes.

>>10778937
I SAID HAPPY YOU SON OF A BITCH, GIRAFFEMOM DESERVES HAPPINESS

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HE MADE A NEW ONE.

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>>10781168
>

>/trash/ would stay with her and try to help raise her kids with her
You guys are actually alright

>>10781542
That would mean /trash/ is full of suckers with bad tastes in women though.

>>10781542
It helps that I have a soft spot for single moms and older women.
I'd do my best to love her kids as much as she did.
It's not making the mistake that defines you, it's what you do with it, and kids can definitely go places.

>>10768155

>>>"surely the fifth time will be the charm!"

>>10781542
I just want to help her, you know? She's hot as fuck, obviously, but I want to know about her life and give her a chance to be happy, a sustainable happiness that doesn't come from one night stands. I mean, look what we know about her:

>>10753878
She has four kids, at least two of which look like absolute hellions.

>>10753908
She's obviously lonely and wants romance, if she was just in for a quick fuck she'd be on Grindr or something.

>>10753937
Same deal, and she's at a point where she's looking in the newspaper classifieds for a date.

>>10773037
>>10777412
I know these are just OC pieces, but it doesn't change the fact that future art shows her lonely and sad, which suggests this dude just wanted her for some hot MILF action and wasn't interested in dating (besides, just look at him, he looks like a fucking faggot).

>neighbor got married to a middle-aged single mom
>her kid was completely out of control, got expelled from multiple schools, etc.
>even hurt a neighborhood kid so bad that he needed stitches on the back of his head
>turned out the mom was enabling and even sometimes encouraging his behavior, and refused to do much about it
>tfw neighbor filed for divorce after she tried to throw a coffee table at him and tried to get him arrested for daring to discipline her son for letting his dog shit in his bedroom for a month and covering the shit up with blankets

>>10781847
How deep does this giraffe lore go

>>10782169
That would be a case of letting a mistake run your life.

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>>10782169
He deserved it. If he were smart he wouldn't have bothered with a single mother in the first place.

>>10782243
Incredibly deep, and if this character didn't belong to someone else I'd writefag the shit out of her to give us more lore (and romance).

>>10782306
Dude, if you've thought enough about it, just change the character a bit and write.

>>10781542
You are just seeing a thin sweet candy coating that is hiding a throughly rotten core.

>>10782404
We're all fucked in the head in some way, otherwise we wouldn't be here

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>>10781847

>>10782455
Grand Moff Tarkin.

>>10782306
why not just ask javanshir if he's ok with you writing about his character, he seems like a decent enough sort

and even if he says no do it anyway, what's he gonna do sue you?

>>10768230
>Otherwise you're just two old people hanging out and banging like once a week.
And that's somehow a bad thing?

>ywn sign up for OkayEros in the middle of the night hoping to find someone who is willing to give you a shot
>ywn go through the silly matchmaking questionnaire to find that there's like three matches: a very obviously fake account with a profile pic you're pretty sure came from Google; a dude who looks like you + 200 lbs (you're pretty sure you marked "straight", this system is shit); and a sweet looking giraffe lady who, after all your research, seems to be an actual person who fits your criteria
>ywn message giraffegirl24 (creative username, huh) with a friendly hello and a failed attempt at a casual dinner date request for Saturday night
>ywn get butterflies in your stomach when she says "Sounds great, see you then! :)"
>ywn spend the next couple of days jittery and worrying about your attire, eventually settling on a decent button-up shirt and some slacks you usually use for job interviews
>ywn get to the restaurant and go in, wait for a couple minutes until you hear a shy "E-excuse me, are you Anonymous?" from behind you
>ywn turn around to be greeted with the sight of a tall, slightly chubby giraffe woman wearing a gorgeous low-cut red dress that accentuates the curves of her body (and the tits, ye gods you didn't realize tits could get that big) staring at you, obviously hoping that she didn't fall prey to a case of mistaken identity
>ywn take in the sight of this beautiful creature in front of you, only to stammer out a confirmation of your name, at which point she relaxes a bit and introduces herself as giraffegirl24, actual name Jeanne.
>ywn sit down and start chatting with Jeanne, awkwardly at first but eventually relaxing as you learn about your long-necked date for the evening
>ywn get to tell her about yourself, carefully dodging any questions that might expose your power level and ruining her perception of you, just trying to stay as normal as humanly possible
1/2

>>10782169

this guy beat me to it with a real story but i was about to throw out that none of you fags are admitting that SHE could be the problem.

>A sweet and supportive relationship with a lady who pulls her own weight.
>A heartwarming, albeit frustrating at times, experience of helping a loving mother raise her children.
>A good reputation as a great father as well as a supportive husband.
>As a reward you get to share a bed(and possibly shower) with a beautiful THICC milf, and also fuck her when the opportunity presents itself.

Who the fuck would choose hit n quit over this. The romance and parenting would make the sex so much more special, considering all that time with the kids and dealing with adult responsibilities means she'll be more horny than ever when you actually get to bust one inside her. I'm not saying that's the only reason I'd get together with her, but Christ, it seems so much more preferable and satisfying than two nights and never again.

>>10782700
>ywn learn that she's an administrative assistant in her mid-30s who settled down in a house in the suburbs not too far from where you live
>ywn develop a serious crush on your internet date as she laughs at your jokes and makes comments that may or may not be flirting (you're not sure, but fingers crossed!)
>ywn hear her phone buzz and hear her answer it, overhearing her talk in an as-of-yet unheard motherly voice, clearly trying to calm down a young child for a good ten minutes
>ywn watch her expression fall as she hangs up, turning to you and explaining that that was her youngest son, one of four
>ywn see her face crumple as she tries to hold back tears, clearly expecting you to end the date then and there because of baggage
>ywn reach out, grab her hand, and tell her that you don't care that she has kids, you're a kid person anyway (which may or may not be true, does watching kids cartoons count as being a kids person?)
>ywn see the biggest smile of the evening crack on her face as she leans over and kisses you on the cheek (without having to move from her chair!), thanking you for being so kind
>ywn continue the date for the rest of the evening with minimal phone interruptions, completely confident you two have hit it off
>ywn walk her to her car after dinner
>ywn hear her say "I had a wonderful time tonight!", followed by a trip to boob heaven as she brings you in for a big hug
>ywn give her your number as you stand there, still dazed from marshmallow heaven
>ywn wish her a good evening and watch her drive off
>ywn go home with more butterflies in your stomach than you've ever had before
>ywn get home and see a text on your phone from an unknown number, with the simple message of "Lunch Monday? :)"
2/2

Man, I am rusty as fuck.

>>10782772
>she'll be more horny than ever when you actually get to bust one inside her.
And you know she's the kind of woman who will hug you close and tell you that she loves you as you fill her up

>>10781168
>week ago

stop

>>10782700
>>10782867
It was cute, anon, don't be so hard on yourself. You kind of skipped over the majority of the date itself, but on the whole it wasn't bad.

>>10782304
he should've known better, yeah, but my point is that the reality (lots of single mothers are single because something is wrong with them) does not match the fantasy (marrying milf giraffe and being happy together while raising her kiddos)

>>10773517
I knew a kid that was allergic to peanut butter, and would eat it so he could stay home from school.

>>10784321
Sometimes, but not always. Single moms might be single because their husband cheated on them, or died or something. It is possible that Giraffe Mom is just a victim of circumstance and lost her husband to illness or war or something.

...that said, the fact that she has four kids, all different ages and all looking different from each other, is not a good omen at all and does suggest that there's something wrong with her. I want to give her the benefit of the doubt but it really, really doesn't look good.

>>10784671
>Sometimes, but not always
That seems like it's most cases to be honest. It's usually just bad choices.

>>10784893
Yeah but thats just because of the modern days sky high divorce rate.

>>10784974

you mean the one solely initiated by women

>>10782700
>Jeanne
Ehhhh, I'm not sure that's the best name for her. Does she have an official name?

>>10777325

Actually for peanuts the severe reaction is most common.

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>>10772239

Hope you like cucking. Second you settle in you'll find all the old daddies of the kids and past boyfriends blowing in with the wind.

You won't even get to sleep anymore, it'll be her crying all the time about the bullshit they bring in and how she "accidentally" fucked one of them again as a lapse in her judgement.

>>10785475
>Hope you like cucking.
We we doing so fine until this. You didn't have to bring that retarded /pol/ buzzword up.

>>10781168
>made a week prior to the thread
>Features anon.

Hi Javanshir! You made this thread, didn't you?

>>10785525
Dude if Javanshir made this thread then I hope he knows that we want more of giraffe milf. I mean, REALLY want more.

>>10785515
But he's right.

>>10785606
Literally what the fuck does it even fucking matter, can faggots like you seriously not appreciate the fact that we're enjoying a fantasy without having to shit it up with your retarded /pol/-tier bullshit?

I mean for christ's sake, futafags aren't as bad as you.

>>10785642
Agressive bed shitting for anyone having fun.

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>>10781542

I'd ship every one of them that didn't want to become me off to military school. With any luck they'll come back ready to enlist in military for the worst front we have at the time, it's the future so I imagine we are fighting aliens or zombies by then.

The remaining I'd push to get out of the house and jobs before they even get their driver's license. By the time they are 18 they would have their own apartment and living in abject poverty as far from me as possible.

The wife will be so free of responsibility that she will fall into a stupor. In her own abused mind all this will tell her that she will have fulfilled her objectives: Kids are taken care of. After a year she won't even know which kid is shipped off to where.

>This is what men marrying into a family like this actually do.

>>10782404

We are seeing the giant tits that hide the horrendous fatty arms and wacky shoulders, yes.

>>10785642
Holy shit dude, I don't even really like /pol/ god damn. Fairy tale tier fantasies are shit anyway calm down.

>>10782771

Well, it's obvious she is a hooker.

Old and tired sex trade workers usually have rotten kids.

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>>10785525
>>10782996
>Being in this thread reminded me to check Javanshir's e621 for new pics.
>See that there's a new Giraffe Mom piece.
>Get the feeling no one has seen it yet, based on the fact that somebody would've posted it before I did if they had.
>After posting, see that it's actually a week old.
>Feel a little retarded for not checking beforehand.
>Didn't delete the post because the pic is great and the miscalculation isn't that big of a deal.
>Come back after a while.
>Apparently it's an issue of great importance.

Can someone make a full greentext please i will give a steam game for it.

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>>10786065
What game?

>>10786065
Full green text of what exactly? I could indulge I suppose.

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>>10785515
>>10785606
>>10785642

Its true though, ain't it?

>Murphey fucked us all long before we started. It would be amazing. If you don't try living with the GiraffeMom then the past men would never show. The second you do it's like blood in the water for them.

>Suddenly they appear, "I want to spend time with... Yeah that's the guy" will be each of their lines or, "I know you're in a thing right now but let's just have lunch..." and they'll paste it with the special words "...I'll pay." Odds are she will be so overjoyed at the thought of actually affording shoes for at least one of her children she will spread her legs at the slightest suggestion.

>It will be a nightmare. Gifts from them, they might come by and fix something, even actually take the kids who you struggle to control off somewhere and they might even come back slightly better tempered. Next thing you know she is talking about at least one of these seven assholes wistfully. She disappears on the weekend avoiding all but saying she is going on a date, oh and how apprehensive she gets when you talk to her about them!

>Here is the kicker. They weren't here for her, they were here for -you-. You argue, you leave her, then suddenly the checks stop, the visits stop, the kids are now hyper brats from the rejection, they don't want to go anywhere near her now and she has gone from emotionally drained to heart broken in so many ways she can't describe it and abit pissed off at anything in cone of vision.

>And you can't go back. You're one of "them" now, the many men that orbit her that can only wreck her life. Every attempt to get back with her drifts into a conversation how she fucked a guy for a new pair of kid's sketchers with the blinking lights. She tells you she is pregnant and she thinks it's yours, you slam the front door calculating what the odds are of that.

>>10786062

You have to admit the coincidence is uncanny. Also it's not unheard of for artists to lurk here. There are quite afew actually.

>>10786090
>>10786153
>tfw you think you have a playing card but its literally a 25 cent joke game
Fucking nvm im retarded.

>>10786295
I'd still do it, I'm bored as fuck, just need to details of what you'd like amigo

>>10786062
It's not you, honestly. We're all just really thirsty for more Giraffe Mom and there was a hope that you were Javanshir so we can get more.

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>>10786329
Alright.
How about a green text where Giraffe milf worries constantly about her children getting in crumpets while anon has to calm her down and eventually turns this into a perfect night before they go back to anon;s hotel room and fuck before giraffe milf realizes its time to go say goodnight to her children.

>>10786492
Bonus points if you make it clear that they've only just started dating.

We should come up with a name for Giraffe MILF

>>10786568
>coming up with a name for an oc that's not yours
Don't get too attached anon.

>>10786492
I'm gonna do my best with what I got.
Gimme a few and I'll whip up something

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>>10786628
take yer tiem

>>10786615
Jav hasn't given her a name, though.
>Don't get too attached, anon
I can't help it, she hits all the right buttons for me and gets my autistic obsession going something fierce.

>>10786233
>>10786337
Well, I mean, I can draw...

>>10786736
>single
>4 kids
>Desperate
>Possibly unstable
Your buttons are fucked mate.

>>10786781
Proof?

>>10786834
Mostly I want to redeem her, give her a good home and give her kids structure so they grow up well. In my fantasy, it works, even though it'd would be multiple types of suicide in the real world.

I want to make the sexy busty giraffe lady into the ideal mother and wife.

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>>10786894
Something I'm working on right now.

>>10786951
yo tumblr?

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>>10786492
>crumpets

What, is that like a synonym for trouble or bed or something?

>>10786951

I'd rip her tear, if you know what I mean.

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>>10786964
*cummupets

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>>10786925
>literally captain save-a-hoe
At least your heart is in the right place.

>>10786959
Hopefully the link works. Haven't posted in a while, but it's still fairly up to date.

https://tptuniverse.tumblr.com

>>10787037
Shit nigga are you inspired by the slypon?

>>10787027
I'm fucked up, I know.

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>>10786983

Nope still not a thing.

>>10785475
Wow Mr. Anon, you sure are knowledgeable!
I'll bet you've seen this happen before to people you personally know irl, right?

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>>10787181
*get whats coming against them
but what i mean is they are going nuts and shes worrying

>>10787305
Comeuppance.

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>>10787325

>>10787075
Aw anon, you're not fucked, you just have a white knight complex. I got a similar fantasy to tell you the truth, but I'm the babysitter that gets the kids to think of me of a father figure as they slowly grow to resent their mother.

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>>10781542

>>10787398
>you just have a white knight complex
For the record, my desire extends only to fantasies like the one I described. I have zero desire to be an internet white knight or anything of the sort.

>>10787460
It's less a white knight complex and more a savior one.

>>10786653
>Picture of a vibrator.

>>10787460
As in the literal sense of a fantasy white knight's desire to rescue a princess in peril, not the internet meme keyboard warrior variant my friend.

>>10787305

Comeuppance.

It's like a very moderate form of revenge or karma.

What you describe it's the kids going batshit.

>>10787073
Yeah, a little. Among other things.

A small paste of what I have so far:
https://pastebin.com/t3qDpYaS

Slowly getting there, but feel free to shit on my potato's.

>>10788576
It's pretty great so far, I like it.

>>10788576
you should send that to javanshir on FA

>>10788822
But why.

>>10788798
Thanks anon, you da real MVP

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what if giraffe mom started dating someone with a fat fetish?

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>>10789069
>>10789010
no.

>>10788576
yes

>>10789090
Doing me best.

>>10789090
what's wrong?

>>10768230
>two old people
Just exactly how old are you?

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>>10789127
I feel like encouraging the giraffe to get fatter would make her an even worst parent. Shes got 4 kids and no male figure in her life. She doesnt need diabetes or potato fingers.

>>10789120
Keep it up!

>>10789227
the beetis won't become a serious problem until she's old enough that her kids are grown up and she can guilt them into being her full time caregivers/enablers

its the american dream

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>>10788902
>green giraffe
>glowing bottle

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kill me

ALRIGHTY LADS
So, next part of the story is done
Nice dinner
https://pastebin.com/t3qDpYaS

Just curious for future reference, should I post the additions and the past or what's easier?

>>10790307
Also I'm not quite sure if we're at the bonking yet, should we get there or have a bit more before then?

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>>10778937
STOP IT YOU MONSTER!

>>10789227
but anon if she gets fatter so will her tits

>>10753878
who is the artist.

>>10791012
look in the bottom right corner of the picture

>>10791301
Fuck that's adorable

more giraffe mama please.

>>10782404
Or maybe its a rotten outside but with a still lingering fresh core.
Sure, some guy might be a poop fucking, furry jackoff who likes chicks with dicks on the family guy set but inside, he's the next hitler.

>>10792134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YckuP-o6EA

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>>10791301
>the tired smile of someone that hasn't had a good time in a while and is finally getting one and hasn't had to smile like that in forever

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imagine getting a kiss from a giraffe

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>>10793527
>getting kissed by giraffe

that'd be cute, but tell me you wouldn't want the succ from a giraffe tho

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>>10793610
>giant fuzzy lips

>>10790320
Why not a bit more buolld up please?

Captcha: neto museum

>>10791301
Absolutely priceless

>>10781847
It's just a fucking drawing

>>10794638
Got it.

So I take it that the hypothetical /trash/enstein's waifu would now have...
-The thicc bouncy rabbit hips and the upturned fluffy tail
-the seducing deer legs and feet
-a dolphin varguba
- a reasonably toned, amazonian, shark upperbody
-big fat cat tats (multi?)
-fluffy and feathered burd arms for the biggest, warmest and softest of hugs...

...And the slender and elegant giraffe neck, with square-meters of kissies to make, and a milf-giraffe head on top, with its giraffe Iips and dexterous, squirmy, tentacle-like tongue.

Wow, you really are a bunch of gross weirdoes /trash/. Ew!

>>10795153

Can this be our board mascot?

>>10795153
The reason behind /co/'s waifu hoarding is finally revealed.

>>10795192
Eh, maybe another board OC hanging around real -tans like Trish and /co/.

And I think it would be neat if her "parts" could change based on the current waifu-flavors and fads.
Or just artist preference.

>>10787027
Artist?

bump for more mom

Puzzle is best giraffe!

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>>10796980
>Puzzle
>Shortnecked giraffe
>Best

>>10795766
blitzpitz
https://e621.net/post/show/852638/2016-3_toes-bestiality-blitzpitz-cum-cum_on_feet-d

>>10795153
>describes my ideal waifu
drawfags please make this a reality!

>>10798033
Man I remember the last waifu to come to /trash/

>>10795153
>(multi?)
I can only accept this if there is a single pair of tits and then multiple nipples (but not breasts) below it on the abdomen

>>10773517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxiYIElafjQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvNCxdj4KZQ

>>10795241
>tfw barely see Trish anymore
>tfe barely see Patience anymore
I don't think my heart can take another apex waifu fading into obscurity, but I want her to at least have a chance

>>10773517
I'd kill myself if I couldn't eat peanut butter too. That shit's amazing.

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What's the story behind this giraffe ? I read a similar pastebin with this milf

>>10799224
>patience
who

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>>10801022
some shitty fatass deer

>>10801096
>fatass deer
well now I'm kinda interested

>>10801114
I hear she's this board's tan but I've never seen her myself.

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>>10801096
can somebody please explain to me why furry artists have an obsession with heterochromia. I think it looks cool but at this point its almost like an overused trope.

>>10802733
I thought that was trish

>>10802915
it's "unique" and adds more colors

also anime uses it so there's some weeb appeal too

Anyone still interested in the paste I started?

>>10803601
Fuck ye!
Also why dont you or someone else like actually greentext the story to bump the thread.

>>10803740
From beginning to where I stopped? I could do that.

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>>10803798
Please!

>>10803798
you check your watch again
>No, you didn't fuck up this time
>Deep breath, if she didn't want to see you again, she'd say something
>A lady like that couldn't afford to get by on "maybes" anymore
>Hell she seemed to have her life pretty clockwork
>Probably necessary with her boys
>Finally her van pulls up and you see her park
>You wave, blushing as she gets out
>She already seemed flustered
>"Oh God, I am so sorry! The boys decided it would be funny to hide before the babysitter got there.."
>She panted and stroked her neck, taking a deep breath
>You smile and move closer to her
>"Easy, I just got here myself, be glad they didn't tape each other to the ceiling or something" you joke
>She gave a half-hearted laugh, oh shit, probably not the best to give her ideas to panic about
>"You're wearing new shoes!"
>She smiled and touched your shoulder as she nodded "you were right, thank you so much for that recommendation, that website alone saved me so much this week!"
>Yes! Score!
>"So what are we doing first?" She tried to sound excited, a Herculean task for such a tired looking woman
>"First, we're going to a show" you motioned to the large theater down the lane
>"Oh! Did I.. really mention that?" Her surprise at your remembering perked up her ears
>"Oh Anon, really you didn't have to, these tickets must have been so expensive!"
>Not really, when you knew a guy
>"Oh psh, don't worry about that, I wanted to give you something to remember and what kind of guy doesn't treat his... girl?" You stumble over the words
>Autisms. You're not quite sure if it's okay to say "girlfriend" yet
>She giggles, gently taking your arm in her hand
>"I wouldn't mind too much being your girlfriend, rather than your girl but okay"
>"No, that's...uhm, let's go."
>Be assertive you cockgobbler!

(Not sure about length for each so it might be choppy)

>>10803833
>Inside the massive theater, people were already packed in
>She fidgeted and nibbled her lip
>"Anon...we really don't have to..this place is so crowded.."
>"Where are you looking? Because our seats are just fine"
>SmoothAnon
>She follows your gesture to a special box seat, and her eyes light up
>SUCCESS! "Oh no! Anon you didn't! Those seats--"
>"Will be waiting for us, because I bought them for me and a very special lady"
>She grips your arm and smiles
>You made a woman feel special, your own fluttering nerves can suckass
>the show begins and everything is going great!
>Well... almost
>Occasionally you see her check her phone, hard to be stealthy when you're a giraffe
>And you can tell the crying kid who got quickly taken away by his mom made her more uncomfortable
>Finally you stroke her hand, she jumps, but gently taps your hand away
>"It's fine..." Easy to guess what was eating her
>"The boys?"
>She bit her lip and nodded slowly
>"I'll call and see, give me the babysitters number"
>"No! Anon, please don't I'll--"
>You squeeze her arm and slide away before she can protest more
>She slumps in her seat and tries to watch the show
>"Hello this is a big nerd's phone, what do you want?"
>Which one of her..."Hi swill"
>"Oh! Hey, you're that guy mom likes, a-non right?" "Anon" you little fuck trumpet
>"Whatever, what.."

>>10803851
>"Gimme that phone you weasel!" Shrieks before another voice "G residence how can I help you?"
>Deep breath "is this the babysitter? How's everything going?"
>"Oh, everything is okay, the boys are a little rowdy but they finished their homework, nothing to worry about!"
>Translation: the shits are currently doing their homework under threat of death and nothing has caught fire, yet.
>"Thank you so much"
>You return to your hot date, who managed to enthrall herself into the show just enough before spotting you
>Her mouth opened as she studied you for signs of panic
>"Easy, everything is fine, the boys are fine"
>"who answered the phone?"
>Lietime is primetime
>"The babysitter of course, I could hear swill in the background though"
>She took a deep breath and sighed, clutching her chest "thank goodness"
>You passed!
>She seemed much calmer after this, actually sinking into the seat and laughing along with the audience, letting herself touch you much more

>She definitely seemed to enjoy the show, on the way to dinner
>"...I wish I could move like that, I used to be rather graceful in high school, then...well" she motioned to her body "this and the boys happened just mid college"
>You just nod, taking a small moment to appreciate her...figure
>Damn.
>Instead what comes out is "how does a lovely lady like you end up with 4 boys? You definitely don't look like it"
>Fuckit.

>>10803868
>She snorts and rolls her eyes, giving you a playful shove "liar"
>"Actually 3 boys, Gord is my sister's kid...she uhm...left him with me a few years ago"
>You're guessing it wasn't a voluntary thing from her scowl
>"Swill and Luke are from an ex who I divorced after a year...muff was..." She sighed
>'unplanned' was probably the word she was looking for
>Rather understandable after the stress of suddenly having a new kid and then surprise, a new one
>Probably not the best judgement, but who would have the right mind?

>Thankfully before she can think more over her own mistakes, you pull her out of her funk
>She blinks, looking up
>"El..what? I've..never seen this place"
>Perfect!
>"It's gonna be a little different, but you'll love it, I promise, my own little hole in the wall"
>The place was full, but not completely packed, nice
>Your regular bartender was there too, double nice
>As you get a nice table, she seems distracted by the atmosphere, already smiling and tapping her foot to whatever music was on the Jukebox
>"Order whatever you like"
>She smirks "sure Anon, I'll just get most expensive thing here"
>You shrug, it helps you got paid last week
>"If that's what you want..."
>She bit her lip and narrowed her eyes "and drinks?"
>Jesus how cheap was her last boyfriend?
>"Just don't get too much, gotta drive home to your boys remember?"
>She smirked, and you're pretty sure her foot lingered down your leg just a little longer as she moved closer to the table
>She calmed after ordering, changing her order to something more reasonable

>After a few drinks, she loosened up, luckily she held her liquids very well, only buzzed even after those massive margaritas they served

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I like this giraffe

>>10803905
>But even that was enough to loosen her up
>She laughed more and was freely stroking your arm
>However, mid-dinner something interesting happened
>She caught eye with...a dart board
>The grin on her face made you twist to look where she was looking
>"Hey Anon....did I ever tell you how good I am with darts?"
>This should be interesting...or fear inducing
>"Uh, no, why?"
>She giggled and swished her large hips over to the board and asked the bartender for a few darts
>"Alrighty..CLEAR A PATH PEOPLE!" She bellowed, probably louder than she wanted.
>The bar moved just enough
>She bounced back to the starting line, looking back at you
>THUNK
>What.
>Her eyes never left you, but there it was, dead bull's-eye.
>She grinned at your shock
>As if to prove it wasn't a fluke, she turned back, paused then covered her eyes
>THUNK.THUNK.THUNK.
>HOLY FUCK
>Then she started backing up, throwing as she shuffled backwards
>The patrons couldn't help but notice and she quickly got popular
>She nailed every one
>Finally she reached your table, winked at you and curled her tail around a dart
>THUNK
>"Aw damn, always high.." she poured, still landing it in the center
>People had gathered, pretty amazed a tipsy giraffe with her assets could be so fluid and precise
>You weren't sure whether to be amazed or terrified
>What if darts weren't the only thing she could throw with accuracy?
>She broke you out of your thoughts "Anon! Get me more darts, I'm running out!"
>You get up, why not, she was having a blast showing off for the crowd
>You go to the bar, order one last round and pay the check, from the sound of it, someone else gave her more darts
>The cheers from the bar were deafening
>As you returned however the crowd was a little thick

>>10803921
>"Excuse me! Come on...hey, excuse me"
>As you shoulder your way through the crowd, a new shout rang out
>"HEY!" her voice...then someone else?
>"... come on.."
>You shove your way through, and see her, pressed against another man!
>But before you could react "Unless you want a few new piercings and attachments, I suggest you remove that hand"
>Oh fuck. You never heard that cold tone before, her kids must piss themselves whenever they get caught
>And looking down, you see the cause
>His hand had been on her ass, quickly lifted...on account of the 4 darts pressing into his crotch
>"I happen to be here with my boyfriend in case you didn't get it limpdick, and we're having a wonderful time thats going to end with sex in a very nice hotel and I'm sure his dick is twice the size of yours! I'm not some barfly floosy you can--oh hey sweetie!"
>The show turned to you
>Wave.png
>"Ha..hi..."
>Really smooth Anon
>She briefly turned and scowled at the poor bastard who's nuts she was about to nail to the wall, before tossing all of them at the board
>Stomping over after collecting her purse, she put her arms around you
>"Let's go Anon, I don't want to ruin the rest of this good mood"
>and suddenly you were outside
>She moved fast!
>Finally she calmed down and took a deep breath, smiling down at you
>"That place was awesome! We should definitely go there again! Hopefully they'll have less Bozos around next time.." she snorted
>you cough and catch up to her thoughts
>"I'm uh...glad you liked it"
>Not quite how the evening was supposed to go, but nice end result!
>She pulled you close and sighed into your hair before sitting on a bench
>"You're not the first guy I've dated to take me to a bar with jerks in it, don't worry" she smiled
>"You didn't leave me there, that's a plus" she laughed, rubbing her eyes as she leaned back against the metal
>You decide to sit next to her, a gentle hand on her knee bringing her back down to you

>>10803942
>"You okay?" You sigh, she's had such a crappy track record with boyfriends, she deserved something good
>She paused and pulled you closer to her "you've been so nice Anon, taking me different places every time, actually having a car and understanding about the boys.."
>You nodded, despite thinking that was what people who went on dates SHOULD DO anyway
>"Hey" she calls
>You look over, and she pulls you into a warm kiss, lips tugging on yours
>You can taste the alcohol on her lips as you self-consciously lick your own lips accidentally
>She giggles and presses in, her mouth sliding around yours
>Finally she slowly pulls away
>"Nice..." She mumbles, rubbing her lips with her fingers softly

Let it never be said I don't deliver promptly.

>>10803965
Alright, so give me a few minutes to reclaim my thoughts, and bare in mind I might be a little slower since I'm at work.

>>10804021
Fuck, all I have is "here comes the sun" in A minor stuck in my head.

>>10802733
>this board's tan

She's just an artist's character that gets posted in the femfat furry threads (sometimes fresh content delivered by the artist himself).

>>10804327
Hmm terrible.

>>10804767
Surprising! It's garbage
What I get for writing at work. ACH. Next time I'm actually writing and and typing after work.

>well that was certainly a pleasant surprise
>But the night wasn't over yet!
>Especially that sour experience at the restaurant...
>Did she really say she wanted to fuck you?
>Well not... exactly but even in the heat of the moment, you'd take it!
>Gotta keep that feeling
>"How about something sweet?"
>Her large eyes focused you and she squirmed slightly
>"What did you have in mind?"
>Was that... apprehension? Or excitement in her voice?
>Hard to tell
>Fucking streetlamps in your eyes
>"Well I saw an ice cream shop down the street"
>"Oh! Uh, jeez I haven't been to a cream shop without the boys in years..."
>"Far too long then, let's go!"
>She paused before following, once inside, she took a deep breath
>She looked so unsure, it was cute but still
>"Feels weird right? Without the boys?"
>She nodded, chuckling "feels like they've been in my life for forever.."
>"Then it's equally important to make memories for yourself, so you don't forget what it's like to be a person, not just their mom"
>She slowly nodded, smiling
>"That's pretty lame man, what will you and the lady be having?" Said the otter, who was fat
>Do you serve bitch or any other flavor of your lardass?
>"I'll have a small cone, and she can get whatever she wants"
>She chooses a smoothie
>"I gotta try and lose some of this weight!" She motions to her hips and breasts, which jiggle nicely
>The otter, who is a fat bitch, raises an eyebrow and you hear a snort as she turns away
>Trymebitch.
>I'll be serving 42 flavors of your ass
>The otter, who is a fat bitch, cannot read your mind and says nothing
>Your date is simply giddy at the thought of no hassle sweets, no whining or crying, just a sweet treat
>And latched onto you for warmth in the chilly shop
>Damn those breasts must have built in heaters

>>10806849
>Retrieving your items from the still smirking otter, you bite your tongue and make it outside with no bloodshed
>Your lovely giraffe date continues to cling to you with one arm
>"So... back to your car?"
>She pouts at you, poking your chest firmly
>"No, we're going to your hotel, remember?"
>SHEMEANTIT
>she grinned around her straw at your face and gripped your hand, tugging you into action
>"Alright... ALRIGHT!"
>Bit too much enthusiasm
>"It's why you got a hotel room in the first place right? A lucky guess?"
>Well actually you had work in the area tomorrow and were legitimately worried she might have TOO much to drink from those articles on giraffes and alcohol...
>But you shrug and your dick nods furiously
>"Good, I've been waiting"

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>>10803833
>>10803851
>>10803868
>>10803905
>>10803921
>>10803942
>>10803965
>>10806849
>>10806866
I like this
Keep it up

>>10799695
There are other nut butters that offer nearly the same experience without triggering allergies. Giraffe mom didn't do her research.

>>10808143
Shitty single mother confirmed

>>10808021
Will do, but gonna have to pick it up tomorrow, work and PT drained all fuck from me.

>>10803965
>no sex
I literally could not care less

>>10808481
Sure thing friendo, we'll try to keep the thread up for ya

>>10808856
No sex yet dude, I'm getting there.

>>10809013
giraffemom is not for sexual you cad

>>10808481
The build up is actually making the anticipation even better, doin God's work anon.

>>10753965
>Giraffemom suffered a serious head injury years ago, meaning she can't form new memories, ala 50 First Dates
>'Last weekend' was in 2002

Would you become a rock of stability in her strange and frightening life?

>>10808187
Makes sense. Giraffes are from Africa, after all.

>>10809013
this better not be like that goat mspaint adventure

>>10810445
RIP

>>10810445
Or that Pavita greentext

>>10809853
you're right, she's for fattening up

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I cracked the code, guys.

>>10785196
anon do you actually hate women?

>>10808143

>"god damn it mom this fucking Aldi brand almond bullshit is not real peanut butter this is why my dad left and also gord's dad too you WHORE"

>>10810794
Ugg ugg Cavebee go deep end with anatomy ug

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>>10810794

literally, undeniably, the perfect and most objectively desirable body

a healthy, proven breeder with enough energy stores to bear you even more children

I have no idea how white people managed to somehow temporarily steer the public eye towards underdeveloped, thin, boylike and borderline barren women (pedophilia is the most likely answer, especially when you throw in centuries of useless virgin fixation)

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>>10812468

>>10812331

To be fair, I've tried that almond brand stuff.

You don't think you could kill a family member. After you try that you think, "Yeah, it would be twenty years but I think I really could kill somebody."

Doesn't even have to be directed at the person who bought the stuff. You yourself could have bought it. It just has a taste that just dissolves any innocence or sanctity in your soul.

Guys bring it back to the giraffe lady pls I don't want this thread to get nuked.

>>10812806

the fuck would it get nuked for

where do you think we are

>>10810445
Hey, don't be rude, I'm almost there. I'll finish it today.

Mspaint goat?

>>10810152
I do my best. That's all I can do.

>>10813165
The magic gote oc and it's quest.

>>10813177
I'm just going to be glad I have no idea what you're talking about and leave it at that. sounds unfulfilling.

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>>10813203

>>10812468
Large breasts, wide hips and just a little bit of belly pudge is the ideal female figure, and it amazes me how such perfection has been diminished to a "fetish" in this day and age.

>>10813203
a quest someone started in /trash/ maybe a month ago about a goat witch traveling to witch school, which quickly turned into her acting like a sexual predator

it lasted a few threads and then the author quit while repeatedly saying they were going to pick it back up soon

>>10816218
I hate that shit. Fuck.

In other news, have some hot updated giraffe
https://pastebin.com/t3qDpYaS

>>10816829
yeah it's a shame, it was fun while it lasted. also the author's friend kept coming in and giving the thread updates on when the author would be home from school and shit, it was pretty weird and I think it probably contributed to the quest being abandoned

>>10816895
The quest isn't abandoned. He has school and is really fucking busy. With school.
T. That friend.

>>10817056
sure, I don't doubt he's busy with school but I don't get the denial about abandoning it. I don't think it's very likely (although it's still possible) that he is so busy with school that he can't even take 10 minutes to draw a single 500x500 image every other day just to keep the thread going. (it also would have helped far more with readers being confident in the quest's future than the repeated reassurances.) If he was really interested in keeping the quest going, he'd do that at least.

I mean, there's nothing wrong with abandoning a quest, I've done it several times myself, but for fuck's sake be honest about it. (Or at least say it's on indefinite hiatus or something)

also I think you should stop speaking for your friend. I tried to defend it for a while but it really is bizarre and doesn't look good at all

>>10799224
Tgere is a trish thead up m8.

>>10817420
Yeah good point.
DESU I have my own quest I guess you could call "abandoned". What were yours?
T.кaнь

>>10817686
some old shit on tgchan, I ended up abandoning them due to not planning them out well enough/writing myself into corners and not going with a simplistic enough art style (each panel taking an hour to complete really killed my motivation)

Any thoughts on my story? Just curious

>>10817792
dogshit

>>10817822
Racist.

>>10817822
*Giraffe scat
But jokes aside good critique and well thought out.,

>>10816829
>updated giraffe
Splendid. I'd have liked a bit more description of her massive mammaries but this is really good (I especially liked that you addressed the size issue with the "wedge pillow" segment).

>>10817792
You the Pastebin guy or the >>10782700 guy?

>>10819543
Pastebin

>>10818553
Agreed, i tried to throw a bit more in there but i didnt want to ramble on about one particular part of her.

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>>10817980
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DuePvpnKgm

>>10819707
>Agreed, i tried to throw a bit more in there but i didnt want to ramble on about one particular part of her.
Trust me, when it comes to sex scenes we want to know as much about tits and ass as we can. Your words help us visualize the situation, so if you spend a few lines telling us how great her tits are, we'll in turn get a feeling for how great her tits are.

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>>10782700
>tfw you actually met someone almost like this
>6'2 chick working minimum wage at 30
>big ass, big tits, all sag a bit because she used to weigh 250lbs but lost 70 because her most recent job is running around a warehouse for 10-12 hours straight
>she was paying child support because her ex had full custody of their kids and she only got them every other weekend, and then only if her job would let her have those weekends off
>she had BPD her entire life, and in her youth was prone to violent outbursts
>she lost custody of her kids and went to jail for a few weeks because she knocked a cop out during a domestic disturbance call
>losing her boyfriend, kids, friends, and old job and then ending up homeless but still owing child support broke her spirit
>she works herself to death now, doing whatever she can to avoid obsessing over how big a failure she is
>when she isn't working and doesn't have the kids she has to resort to drinking to keep her brain turned off

>tfw she was a pretty sweet gf when she was sober and not wallowing in self-loathing
>tfw she came easy and repeatedly and loved to lounge around all day in bed, cuddling and fondling and making out for however long it took for you to be good to go again, and again, and again.
>tfw serious fear that she wasn't taking her pill and was trying to have more kids scares you off (along with the fact that she had mini-breakdowns several times per week and needed exhaustive emotional support)

>>10820218
>BPD
>prone to violence
>ex-convict
>alcoholic
lol nope

>>10820218
dodged a bullet

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>>10819994
I will take that into account in my next endeavor
Thank you, dear.

>>10820596
don't listen to him, less is more

>>10820404
I don't even know if she counted as a con. She never went to prison.
I was under the impression they were holding her for trial and she couldn't make bail so she just sat there until they fined her or dismissed the charges or something. It was hard to get her to talk about that sort of thing.
It was hard to get her to talk about anything.

You ask about her kids she gets weepy.
Ask about her ex, she gets weepy AND angry.
You ask how work's going she gets angry.

Most of our short "relationship" was drunkin fucking some night before her next day off, and then spending most of the next day listening to chill music like DJ Okawari or Bonobos while having as much sex as possible. Which in hindsight was probably just more self-medication for her. Even after I was shooting blanks and she had gotten off a dozen times or more, she'd still be grinding on her hitachi and trying to get me to nibble on her or choke her or something.

I miss the hours in bed together and being 100% sexually satisfied for once in my life, but everything else was just fucked.

I think a lot about how maybe if only we'd met before she had kids we could've been happy together...

>>10820671
>I think a lot about how maybe if only we'd met before she had kids we could've been happy together...
wouldn't have happened anon, people with cluster B personality disorders (BPD, HPD, NPD, ASPD) are uniquely broken people who virtually always create misery for themselves and anyone close to them.

>>10820624
Conflicting reports may be disregarded.

>>10820624
Less isn't more, you want to give some descriptors beyond "She has boobs", that's a non-statement that doesn't help a damn thing.

>>10821411
Pendulous, heavy, sweaty breasts and her massive areola, tipped with thick nipples that dripped sweat

>>10820624

listen to this nigga

purple prose is literally a giant "hey guys I'm new to writing" sign

>>10821911
There's a middle ground between purple prose and "she am have breasts", nigga. I don't like purple prose either, but >>10821794 is not a bad addition to a work that is supposed to be titillating.

>>10822030
Thats where i have trouble, since i tend to ramble, i like to give as much detail as i see in my head, so green-text style writing is sort of a way to break away from that habit.

>>10810794
Stone age waifu figurines.

>>10823741
Not surprising, considering how hard it probably was to find husky women in the stone age

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>>10816829
that was a lovely story anon

>>10825466
Thank you dear friend!
I did my best.

Hopefully, my next story will be even better.

>>10820671
>if only we'd met before she had kids we could've been happy together...
Nope. You dodged a bullet. You would have been her ex.

What's her appeal

>>10828828
mama

>>10830858
meemaw

>>10828828

up for barebacking and believes that was actually your real name

>>10828828
Physically?
>Good, cute artstyle masks the painful reality of how an anthro would look in real-vision
>Unique body type and proportions appealing to a common denominator of people who like hourglass figures
>Exotic

Mentally?
>OC with more back story, love, and care put into them than most "lol sex toy" OCs that are a dime a dozen whose artists' idea of personality and back story are a couple of hobbies and likes/dislikes on their paid reference sheet that never fucking come into play in any art they are featured in unless it's extremely easy to do so/convenient to their kinks.
>Very well written and believable if you can get past the tits.
>Legitimately suffering woman triggers White Knight/Saviour complexes in the masses.
>She's a woobie, people want to fantasize about helping her instead of ruthlessly using her for her body.

In a nutshell.
tl;dr she's cute, well constructed, fallible, and sympathetic as a character. It's easier to see her as a person and to love her.

>>10830990
>OC with more back story, love, and care put into them than most "lol sex toy" OCs

That's why I like her. The tits and chubby milf drew me in, the character work that's more than just a kink list kept me around.

>>10830990
>OC with more back story, love, and care put into them than most "lol sex toy" OCs
Which has only been amplified by our wonderful writefags (seriously, I hope we see more date stories between GiraffeMom and Anon).

>bump limit
given how much of a struggle it was to get to this point I'm assuming there won't be a follow-up thread?

>>10833918
Someone make a giraffe thread and just put one of the pictures posted here as it's header