HG Thread

evens: rp now
odds: rp tomorrow
dubs: go to sleep

>>10740052
2015 was a fucking weird experience looking back on it man
I saw some dudes avaing Stands, someone doing an Elizabeth from Persona, and a whole lot of old avas

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>>10740058
No sleep for you it seems.

>>10740065
gimme a kissu

>>10740065
reeee the next game isn't even going to happen anytime soon, this was a bad idea
or do you want me to rp with you?

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>>10740070
No. Go to ERP for that crap.

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>>10740073

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>>10740072
>you could, but it'll be extremely boring without a game.

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>>10740072
>>10740089
Got you both

First 24

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>Just found out someone else used to ava Sami Zayn
>And he was actually good at it
What do i do now?

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>>10740097
Fujiwara no Mokou

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>>10740097
Emi

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>>10740097
Inkling

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>>10740097
Sami Zayn The Depressed

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>>10740097
Tenkuuji Takeru and The Riders

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>>10740097
Youmu Konpaku

>>10740099
>When someone asks you if you're the same avafag that played your character before you joined

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>>10740089
Then get ready for the time of your life until it hits midnight! I'm good at entertaining people, don't you know? Want me to do a magic trick?
>>10740097
Alfred Jones

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>>10740097
The Piss Of All Cosmos

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>>10740097
Lord Beerus

>>10740126
Lrd Brs

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>>10740097
Inkling Remover Auto-Bomb

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>>10740097
Painwheel

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>>10740097
Kosaku Kawajiri

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>>10740121
Wait, why midnight? And is this going to end badly for me again?

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>>10740097
Esdeath

Give me more tributes

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>>10740097
Malem

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>>10740097
Shirai Kuroko

>>10740139
There's a name I haven't heard here in ages.

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>>10740097
The American Badass

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>>10740097
Literally me

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>>10740097
Anarchy Panty

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>>10740097
Fujiwara no Fumokou

>>10740099
You're all good m8, that's why nobody has said anything about it

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>>10740142
Because a good man needs to get his rest at a certain time. As the hero, I've decided to begin slowly at a time - once it hits midnight, I'm gonna hit the hay!
What? No, no, no-- Of course it won't end badly for you! What kind of person do you take me for? It's gonna be a cool one! All you have to do is lend me your ear!

>>10740160
Where have you been mate

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>>10740097
Late Streamer

4 MORE

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>>10740097
Metal Dude The Best Shitty Cosplayer

>>10740155
if you shoved your gun in my mouth would it be a violent or sexual act?

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>>10740172
Togame

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>>10740097
Araragi Karen

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>>10740172
Yuri

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>>10740160
As long as I don't end up in the oven again over your inability to handle a loss. Alright, I'm all ears. What do you have in mind?

>>10740175
Sexual violence

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>>10740097
The Big Dawg Roman Reigns

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>>10740175
It's only sexual if you get a hard on while I do it. Violent? I'm always violent.

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>>10740163
In America, lurkin' around and looking for bad guy for me to bring to justice. I've been plenty successful; I brought a guy to jail last week!
>In New Zealand, working and visiting my mates and family. What's good, man?
>>10740184
Oh, oh, I'm sorry, I could have sworn I heard you say something really weird... "I'd like to have the mistletoe torture happen again"? My hearing isn't really all that good nowadays, so forgive me if I'm wrong.
It goes like this, Youmu - I'm gonna pull something out of your ear. I know, it's the oldest trick in the book, but you're gonna love this! I won't even pull out anything that might set you off!

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>>10740190
>It's only sexual if you get a hard on while I do it.
So yeah anon's right, sexual violence. Glad we cleared that up.

HOKAGE DATTEBAYO

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>>10740158
You know what, you're right. I bet that other guy kicked the bucket ages ago. I'm here now, this is my time, not his! I'm the real Sami now.

>>10740209
hokage believe it
>actual translation

>>10740209
rasengan rasengan kage bunshin no jutsu rasengan

>>10740223
>fire shadow
Ftfy*

post the best

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Check it

>>10740240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vRlJrkxsqo

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>>10740240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB12BslMI3Q
>>10740241
Swap me out

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>>10740240

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>>10740244
>Posted the wrong best
Ugh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTte01kdG_k
Now I'm gonna hit the hay.

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>>10740021
Wohooo another victoryo for JUSTICE! Thank you for hosto and sorry about not attending to the geimu. I like the WS a lot!

>>10740209
Atta boy! Odama rasengan dengan mengan pengan.

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>>10740241
Done did! I'm ready to visit Comic Con for the fiftieth time this year! What're the chances of me seeing a Spiderman cosplayer swing by here? Hopefully pretty high!
I'm a VIP, after all!

>>10740240
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>>10740253
>Dengan
I knew karen was a Dangan.

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>>10740241
Hey host man, I'm feeling much better thanks to that creep over there, how about you change my name back to Sami Zayn The Murderer instead.

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Must... Kill..!

>>10740253
Chou oodama rasenshuriken?
>throws one

>>10740253
>Pengan
I knew Karen wanted to be pregnant

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>>10740207
What? I don't see anything wrong with sexual violence? What kind of better violence is there?

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>>10740240
Alright

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>>10740202
No funny stuff, or else I'll slash you in two.

>She leans in and tilts her head to allow Alfred to perform his trick. Smiling sincerely while still clutching her sword at her side.

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>>10740273
Futon doublo-odama ransen-suriken~da planetoria.
>throws three

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>>10740244
>>10740266
Done

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>>10740278
I never said it was a bad thing

>>10740662
NANI- BLEGUHH
>dies

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>>10740667
>Karen becomes a ghost after she got hit by the bus. In her last moments in earth, the girl points at the sign which says ''Don't run over the bees.''

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>>10740667
Ngrr...?

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>>10740667
Okay, now I'm sad again.

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>>10740667

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>>10740676
>The Futon doublo-odama ransen-shuriken~a planetoriax3 is so strong that it tampers with reality itself. This causes Karen to stand still in a T position for long periods of time before moving to another location. It takes her a couple of minutes to walk over to see the body and a day to return home.

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>>10740653
Got it. Watch and be amazed as I, the hero, pull out... Something behind your ear! I haven't rehearsed this yet at all, so...
>The hero reaches behind Youmu's ear, hoping to every deity he knows that he doesn't pull out anything stupid. Luckily for him, however, all he pulls out is an American flag - talk about narcissism, amirite?
Voila! The trick has been finished, and everyone's amazed!
>>10740667
And... Done!
>Snapping a picture right as the heroine gets hit by the bus, Alfred smiles nonchalantly and puts it up on his Facebook like a nerd. He bets that everyone will be amazed at the cool photo he took.

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>>10740702
Heh, they always did say I was a ladies man.

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>>10740702
Oof

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>>10740719

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>>10740719

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>>10740728
It's nothing!

>>10740710
What the fuck did I just read?

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>>10740728
Kek

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>>10740728

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>>10740728

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>>10740719
Yeah, she was the one that made that, uh... You know, that fanfiction where I got you-know-what by my family and friends. I'm not making this up, it was her. Pay her a friendly visit and let her know what a good job she did on it!
>Alfred sighs, wiping his forehead as the tension begins to heighten.
One little lie can't hurt anyone. Just how bad could that be?
>>10740728
>BANG
>The man gets wasted, tumbling backwards onto the ground before he knew what hit him. The next day, he'd most likely find out that his wallet's been stolen - that's the price you pay for bragging about how much money you have at a Comic Con!

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>>10740742

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>>10740713
>expecting something perverted, it takes a few seconds before she starts to clap in amazement at the trick.

More! More!

>this trick also managed to keep her away from the killer fangirls that showed up >>10740719

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>>10740742
That's funny, I had a picture of me with a sword around here somewhere but I guess I lost it.

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>>10740753

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>>10740753

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>>10740766

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>>10740766
What costume?

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>>10740766
Too many... people...

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>>10740770

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>>10740753
How can she even lift the camera?

>>10740772
>kissu

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>>10740756
An encore? Sure! A magician might not perform the same trick twice, but I'm a trickster, not a magician!
>He's surprised she actually wants to see another trick. Reaching behind her ear again, it takes him a second before he pulls out... A doll of Youmu. He feels as if that wasn't supposed to happen.
What the--? Hey, Youmu, do you clean your ears often? What's with everything I keep finding in your ears?
>>10740780
>Alfred claps, wiping his eyes as he witnesses the badass dress up as another badass. It truly is a wonderful display of patriotism we're seeing right here.
That's so accurate it's not even funny! God bless you, you American Badass! You're truly an inspiration to Americans everywhere!

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>>10740785

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>>10740780
At least....I died....as a free man....sorta.....

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>>10740780

>>10740792
worth it
>dies

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>>10740797

>Makes columbine look like a fucking joke
>Sylvie

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>>10740788
Of course I clean my ears often! I'm not a slob! I should have known you'd sneak in a rude jab.

>Looking mad, she walks away somehow clutching the doll that was just in Alfred's hand a second ago.

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>>10740809

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>>10740817

>grabs your ankle and spins you around
>slams you into a wall

>>10740817
>When someone asks how is KQ the best stand

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>>10740817
Winner next

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>>10740834
>

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>>10740834
>takes deep breath
SO HAVE I EVER FUCKING TOLD YOU ABOUT HOW KILLER QUEEN BITES THE DUST IS LITERALLY THE BEST STAND IN JOJO

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>>10740838
Oof

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>>10740843
>tfw laughed so hard I almost choked on my breakfast

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>>10740852
Congratulations

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>>10740852
OOOOOOOOHHAAAAAaaaaaaahhh....

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>>10740861
Thanks for playing and have a nice day.

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>>10740870
Summary

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>>10740861
Well done.
>thanks for hosting.

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>>10740816
Hey-- Hey! I was only joking, Youmu, it's just a bit of banter we people have when we're friends! Can I at least apologise for my actions before you storm off? Give me a chance, come on now!
>He's not able to apologise, of course, because Youmu storms off before he can even say sorry for it. Well, at least Alfred can take solace in the fact that she didn't throw the doll away! That's a good thing!
>>10740843
>Whoops, serves me right for not looking at my post before actually doing it. I'll think ahead in the future.
>I just wanted to add a bit of a joke, don't get mad at me please
>>10740858
>God fuck Ichigo it was only a mistake, don't choke because I was stupid
>>10740861
Congratulations, man! Thank you for hosting, especially, because of how late it is and all!

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>>10740861
Go to hell!

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>>10740870
Will Metal Dude ever get his well deserved victory?

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>>10740861
Oh? I won? Why, I'm thankful that it was done when everyone was away, but the matter of the fact is that I won. This isn't a good thing in the slightest.
>Kosaku bows, muttering to himself that he's either getting rusty or too easy on himself. "I'm going insane. Why is it so hard for me to accept these like a normal person?"
Thank you for the chance. Truly, it's appreciated.

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>>10740870
>the doll seems like it's thankful for the game. No one can tell though cause it's a doll.

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>>10740861
Congratulations, Kosaku-san. You deserve this victory.
>>10740878
It's okay. I should've finished by breakfast before coming. I shall do that in the future from now on to avoid this problem.

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>>10740895
You... BASTARD!!!

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>>10740905
>Surprised, Kosaku looks behind him, ready to defend himself at any time. "What in the world was that? Was she referring to me? What did I do apart from win?"
何? Are you speaking to me? Ma'am, please, I apologize if I have offended you in any way!

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>>10740904
Good man, I don't want anyone to die just because of a badly-timed post from a sleep-deprived Kiwi.
From now on no one will speak of this ever again, god fuck I'm totally embarrassed because of it

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>>10740904
>by
My. A minor mistake but a mistake nonetheless.
>>10740926
>Makes a mental not to bring this up later in front of everyone
If that is what you want.

>>10740919
This needs to be edited. Throw a HG meme in the photograph by Kosaku.

Go to sleep, hg.

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>>10740944
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

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>>10740944
I'm trying but i just fucking can't.

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>>10740944
Make us.

>>10740944
I've been smoking for the past week and I haven't slept in 3 days
Fuck you

>>10740954
I fail to see how smoking has anything to do with that. Unless you're smoking crack or meth.

>>10740944
but I'm boxtrapping baby monkeys

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>>10740937
Yes please, I sincerely would appreciate it because it's an honest mistake lmao
Gomenasai, I swear by all things Kiwi it will not happen again
>>10740944
I'm going to, get off my back

>>10740958
Strung out because smoking makes me feel paranoid
I can't get sleep easily

>>10740944
I refuse.

>>10740966
How does it make you paranoid? What the fuck are you smoking? It sure as Hell can't be tobacco.

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>>10740943
Oh? You're going to change the photo of my father to something else? If it could be a photo of my wife or Elizabeth, I would be thankful for it. It is a good thing to always have a reminder of the people you care for.

>>10740975
I was thinking best JoJo villain Dio.

>>10740973
Marijuana. Because I have a medical marijuana license. Because I have cancer.

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>>10740979
"Dio"? You're changing my father to someone I don't even know about? Might I at least ask you to consider the options I had proposed to you before? Surely, those would fit the bigger picture better.

>>10740982
Oh. Try switching from indica to sativa weed? It should help. What is the paranoia about? Getting caught by others while high?

>>10740962
What is the most Kiwi thing you can do?

>>10740992
>edits in KQ porn

Wait that probably does exist...

Fuck you internet.

>It exists
ANON WHY

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>>10741003
>>10741007
>Kosaku averts his eyes from the madness that is Stand porn (which actually exists, I'm not going to link it because I'm not a porn dumper), horrified from the disgrace they had brought to his father. "What kind of person would do this to a salaryman? Degrading their father to a pornographic Stand?"
Get that visual garbage away from me! Not only is it tasteless, it's completely rude to show that to random strangers!

>>10741024
Wait really? We can't even get Suz porn but a purple cat guy gets porn? Stop this ride I want the fuck off!

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>>10740997
Shagging sheep while talking to your mates in Maori, laughing as the Aussies talk to you in mangled English. You don't want me to be specific, do you?

>>10741035
>arguably most popular amine in recent years and a very infuencial manga in Japan has porn for it's characters
>Suz , a literally who character, doesn't

I am just as confused as you.

>>10741037
You guys shag sheep over there? The fuck is wrong with you kiwis?

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>>10741046
I'm just as confused as ewe, Anon. Blame the Welsh for giving us that genetic trait.
You better not assume I want to fuck a sheep because god fuck I sure as hell do not

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>>10741030
You'd say the same about what they did to me...

>>10741052
That's just what a sheep fucker wants us to think!

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>>10741053
>Kosaku doesn't even turn around, afraid his eyes might be assaulted with more visual white noise. "Just keep it cool, Kosaku. You can go through this fine."
I would? Why, I don't believe I can, as I have seen quite a bit worse. After all, it's not like you've been degraded to such a low state as... t h a t.

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>>10741059
No, I do NOT want to fuck sheep, I would fuck literally anything else other than sheep, and I have the ships to prove it

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>>10741061
Say that when you're life was taken from you...

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>>10741069
>anything else other than a sheep
>not "other than animals"

>>10741084
>you are life.

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>>10741084
I will not disclose any more details other than "Figuratively, it has been". I believe I may be alive, but it's hard to believe having your "soul" be reduced to that horrid trash isn't the worst thing that could happen to you.

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>>10741092
Well it's not like I can say "I would fuck literally anything else other than a sheep" when I have slept with a spider and a boat and probably enjoyed it

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>>10741104
...How would you know?

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>>10741116
I have most assuredly experienced quite a few more things than you have. Judging from the voice, however, something appears to not be as it seems. What do you know that I don't?

>>10741113
And Haru soon

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>>10741129
I was an experiment. They... did things to me...

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>>10741147
This will happen when I live in a mansion built entirely out of gold, and I eat exclusively from silver, diamond-studded plates like a king
tl;dr in your dreams lad i am not interested in an ayy lmao

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>>10741113
So our love can never be? I can't knit you gloves out of my own wool to keep your hands warm? Is sheep love realy that baaaaaad?

>>10741113
How about huge-titted doggos?

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>>10741158
I can hear from the voice, yet I am not tempted to turn around and look you in the eyes. It truly is a shame, but I understand that you must certainly gone through strifes of your own. Let it be known that I have seen a few tragedies on my own that may trump yours.

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>>10741176
Y-Yes, it is, because you've already been taken by the Welsh and I refuse to become the very thing I despise the most
You are cute, however, but I'd appreciate the gloves. By God is it could down here in New Zealand
>>10741177
Not yet, but I am working on it okay*
*That is satire, do not take it seriously, I would rather die than force a ship onto someone without their consent

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>>10741180
I just... missed getting affection...
>Painwheel kneels down infront of Kosaku, expecting him to feel empathy towards her

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>>10741247
何? Is that truly what you look like? Goodness, perhaps the white noise isn't the worst after all.
>Kosaku pauses, not sure how to proceed. "Her hands look relatively decent, so maybe I should show empathy. Wait, but she said I was a bastard before, so maybe this is a ruse?" Regardless, he gulps, deciding to play it safe.
I'm... sorry. You've been dealt with something horrible, and I can hear it and feel it. Are you alright?

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>>10741275
...

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>>10741287
>Nodding, the salaryman looks off to the side, not daring to look her in the eyes. "She has s t i t c h e s on her f a c e! It's gruesome! She's stricken with grief, Kosaku. It's saddening. What can you do?"
I take the silence as a loud "no". I'm... not the best when it comes to comforting people. Is there anything you require... no, would like from me?

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>>10741308
a kiss

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>>10741315
SHUT UP!!

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>>10741324

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>>10741334
DIE!!!

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>>10741315
だが断る。 I reserve that for people I have known for a while unless truly needed. Evidently, I am afraid you're not one of them. Besides, I am already in a relationship. It would be unfaithful of me to cheat on her.
>Kosaku sighs, running his hands through his hair. "It was a ruse. Of course. I knew I was being tricked the whole time."

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>>10741308
Anything...

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>>10741358
Oh? It wasn't a trick? Well, I suppose, assuming you're most likely a woman that's rather jumpy, the best choice of action is this.
>Kosaku shakily places a hand on her shoulder, attempting to look straight through her. "If you bluff it, she won't notice you're afraid it's a trap."
You will be fine. You seem strong, so there's no doubt you will make through this alive.

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...I've been waiting on this bus stop for a long while, do I have to make a dream about a hunger game for you?

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>>10741383
>Painwheel flinches as Kosakus hand makes contact, but slowly cracks a smile
T-thank you.

>>10741358
>>10741383
I'm actually very much enjoying this interaction.

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>>10741389
I don't see how a dream can help us.

>Nobody fucking says anything about your interactions

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>>10741351
>>10741315
Ignore whatever that is, it can die screaming.

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>>10741405
You wanna atleast see me try to make one? If it fails, nothing will happen, if it succeeds, we'll have a game, so why not see me try?

>>10741407
You have a nice pair of interactions, miss.

>>10741407
;_;

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>>10741341
>>10741351
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>10741417
Might as well give it a try then. Need some help falling asleep?
>before you can respond, she pulls out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF_nfazQaek and sprays you in the face

>>10741407
>>10741422
hey nice interaction

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>>10741396
>>10741411
You're welcome. I'm at the very least glad you're not wary over my choice of comforting.
>Kosaku sighs, closing his eyes. "And there she goes again. Is it bad of me to think she might be a tad bit crazy?"
Already have done so. I'd believe that it's merely an act.
>>10741399
>Kosaku looks to the side, his hand still on the girl's shoulder. "Oh, great. Now people are going to think that me and this girl are a couple. Here we go."
Savor it, because there's a slim chance that this might be the last we could have. I've not seen this girl before. She mustn't be a regular.
>>10741428
>The salaryman glares at the copy, not being able to discern reality from fantasy. "Is she serious right now? What is it with her and spontaneous yelling?"
Hush! I'm trying to make sense of everything, and you're most certainly not helping!

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>>10741437
>She flenches a bit to the spraying, before looking a bit confused
That didn't do any...
>She falls down and dreams about a game.
>you should also give her 24 or more

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>>10741450
Reigen Arataka

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>>10741450
Arashi

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>>10741450
Mouse Princess

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>>10741450
Kosaku Kawajiri

>lets out a pulse of ki and transforms into a super saiyan
SKWRYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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>>10741450
Sleepy Youmu

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>>10741450
Lerd Bers

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>>10741450
I'll... sit this one out, get some rest. But i'll be back.

And Kosaku... thank you.

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>>10741450
Sliver Queen

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>>10741450
Eggman-kun

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>>10741450
Kirino

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>>10741450
Propeller Knight

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>>10741450
Craig

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>>10741450
Stev

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>>10741450
The Piss of All Cosmos

>>10741475
D-Dio possessing Goku's body?

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>>10741482
>Catching her before she leaves, Kosaku waves towards her to bid her farewell. "It's insane. She's not making any sense, from behavior to mannerisms! Am I reading too much into this? Interrogate her next time you see her."
And a farewell to you as will, miss. I hope you'll be faring better the next time we meet.

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>>10741450
Machi Amayadori

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>>10741450
Nana

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>>10741450
Kedamono

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>>10741514

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>>10741450
Captain Luna

I have a mission for you, residents of the Hunger Games community. There is an invader among you. I wish for you to find and eliminate it.

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>>10741514

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>>10741450
Super Aryan Hitler

>>10741539
Why though? What's he doing?

>>10741543
Goku X Anne Frank was the best manga

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>>10741539
Preposterous! Fear-mongering at it's finest! Why should I believe you? What proof do you bring to the table?

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>>10741450
Chuck Norris

>tfw might turn cancer in a few days
SHIT

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>>10741450
Emiya Kiritsugu

>>10741541
He was shot with a pistol though. You are fake news.

>>10741556
Unless you're picking up a kancolle ava I highly doubt it.

>>10741556
>joining tlhg
I will murder you in your sleep

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>>10741541

>>10741564
>anon knows his history
I like you, son.

>>10741556
Furry secret ava?

>>10741567
>implying i'm that much of a loser
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>10741571
I mean I was pretty sure, but I did a quick search to confirm it before saying something stupid.

Though frankly I'd say that's the best course of action.

>>10741539
It's someone who's pretending to be someone else, right? I know who is being impersonated but I can't figure out who is behind that.

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>She sits up almost immediately
Four more.
>She then slams back down and sleeps

>>10741587
>someone who's pretending to be someone else
Aren't we all

>>10741587
>>10741597
He's right you know.

>>10741587
>>10741563
Is the impersonator, isn't he?

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>>10741450
Cutest Spooder

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>>10741596
Sand Doggo

>>10741615
Does that count as loli though?

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>>10741596
Shrimp

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>>10741596
Anarchy Panty

>>10741628
Don't think so due to no nipples on it.

>>10741639
That's an odd criterium, but alright.

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I'm starting.

>>10741646
I meant doesn't count as rule breaking loli.

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>>10741653

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>>10741653
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.

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>>10741653
Oh please oh God let me kill a lot of people this game

>>10741587
Say who is being impersonated.

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>>10741653
Oh ho! ...And we're off!
>He gives a curt salute to the girl beside him.
Good luck, ma chérie! Good luck!
>>10741660
>Propeller Knight flies away from the Cornucopia.

Let me post you dumb siamese washingboard!

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>>10741660

>>10741698
>Kedamono picks up a job application
Is this some kind of origin story or something?

>>10741698
>that Luna event
So that's how Sleipnir was really born.

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>>10741698
Oh ho! Hee hee, ha ha ha!
>Propeller Knight gently places the Piss of All Cosmos onto his shoulder.
You're with my now, my petite friend. Let us ditch this, as they say, chump.

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>>10741698

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>>10741698
>The skeleton rolls onto his back to look upon the faces of his tormentors. With their image burned into his mind, he swears to himself that he will enact bloody vengeance on them when he gets the chance to do so. It might be awhile yet though, the ground's kinda comfy.
nice

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>>10741708
Hmm... Well, I AM rather parched. Much appreciated, my friend!
>He eagerly gulps down the drink before flying off, eventually falling prone and crashing into a nearby building. He explodes on impact, killing thousands.

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>>10741708

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>>10741733

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>>10741708
>The skeleton curls up into a ball and poses as a stuffed toy by filling his bones up with stuffing. When Kirino claims her, (or his, hard to tell these days) prize the skeleton smiles softly to himself. He intends to wait until Kirino takes him to his/her room and kill her while she/he sleeps.
>Of course this doesn't end up happening, she probably threw him in the trash on her way back to her room or something.

>>10741733
You dumb frickin' horse! You were chewing through the restraints, weren't you? Of course you were, you're a dumb animal. Always munching away at anything in front of their stupid snouts, you're the dumbest horse of all time. This is entirely your fault.

>>10741753
Learn to fly.
>opens wings and flies off into the sunset

>>10741769
>shoots an AA missile at you

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>>10741748

>>10741776
>shoots it down with point defense magic

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>>10741769
Pffft, whatever. At least I've got a face.

>>10741776
hell yeah

>>10741785
hell no

>>10741785
>repels magic with an enchanted mirror

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>>10741777
>Captcha is STOP contra
I think the aliens are trying to communicate with me.

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>>10741769
>An unwashed and somewhat slightly dazed Propeller Knight limps out of the nearby infirmary, barely held together by what appears to be packaging tape, rubber cement, and a single paperclip.
...Amateur.

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>>10741796
WINNER NEXT TURN!

>>10741796
Rooting for the anime boy.

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>>10741811
This match belongs to you, my silent but no less beautiful compatriot!

>>10741789
No you don't. You don't have any skin.

>>10741790
>Sadly only you were holding the mirror, there was none on your missile.

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>>10741811
GG

>>10741835
>tosses the mirror at the missle

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>>10741839

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>>10741612

>>10741839
Thanks for hosting Ruby.

Congrats Reigen.

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>>10741839
...I'm not angry, but I AM disappointed.

>>10741811
>Reigen keeps getting laid
>meanwhile I'm a fuckin loser who couldn't get a 2 euro whore to sleep with me for 1,000 euros

Why God? What have I done to deserve this? Is this punishment for being a brony?

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>>10741846

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>>10741846
>tfw get to win before i leave for 8 hours of hell
>thankuu

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>>10741855

>>10741855
Thanks for hosting!

>>10741845
You're gravely overestimating your throwing arm. And even if you didn't, it'd just shatter on impact.
And even if THAT didn't happen, it wouldn't point in the right direction, or hit at the right moment.