pony thread
Ban this druggy.
>>10737989
im sober you cunt
>>10737974
Illuminati thread?
>>10738018
Not you.
fucking clickbait shitting up my suggested vids on youtube now
>>10737974
Fillies are cute.
>>10738052
i would unironically click on the first three asap
>>10738140
Sir, are you a druggy?
>>10738104
You really need a 5-minute video to learn what happens if you put TP into a shredder?
It's probably a 1-minute intro, then a 3-minute teaser of the guy explaining what TP is and what a shredder is.
>>10738146
I am not sir
My parents are though
>>10738163
You may stay.
>>10738166
Much obliged.. I think
Up to anything?
>>10738190
Watching you stream video games.
>>10738196
Oh really?
>>10738159
No, I need a 5 minute video of toilet paper being shredded because it's oddly satisfying.
>>10738209
Totally.
>>10738029
well how am I supposed to know who you're talking to when everyone always used to say that to me, now they're doing it to erin in the discord.
>>10738216
Psh
I don't look anything like him
>>10738232
I was mocking Interrogator because he declared no druggies were allowed in thread.
>>10738245
You certainly sound similar.
>>10738261
Well, I'll give you that
>>10738459
>2017
Embarrassing!
>>10738530
>he didn't buy his
Embarrassing!
But really I never posted until I came here so I had no reason to get one.
>He does not have one from 2012
I find it funny he even checks.
Why?
>>10738567
>proud of how many shekels you gave moot.
>Decide to read up on marriage in Stardew Valley
>Creator may have had a little too much imagination
>In version 1.1 divorce was introduced. Players can visit the Mayor's Manor where a small book inside will give them the option to divorce their spouse. A divorce costs 50,000g. After filing for divorce, players have the option to cancel before the end of the day (until 10pm when Lewis' house closes). If they don't cancel, their spouse will be gone by the next morning and their friendship level will return to 0 hearts. Under their name it will state (ex).
>After the divorce, the spouse will move back to their old residence, and will have negative interactions with the player, citing the failure of their marriage. Any children from the marriage will stay at the farmhouse.
>Players can visit the Witch's Hut in late game where they'll find a shrine which can erase their ex-spouse's memory. This costs 30,000g, and after being done, the ex will have no memory of the previous marriage, allowing players to even date and re-marry them if they choose. Using a memory wipe will make it appear as though the marriage never happened.
>Children from marriage can also be 'turned into doves' at the Witch's Hut in exchange for Prismatic Shards. This is a way to remove unwanted children using dark magic.
>If you are expecting a child and you divorce your spouse the child will not be born.
So just imagine, you marry a chick, then have two kids with her, with a third on the way. You divorce her, and she becomes so heartbroken she aborts the kid and never wants to see you again. The kids wonder where mommy is, so you turn them into doves so you never have to deal with visitation rights issues. Then you mind wipe the girl and sweep her off her feet, marry her, and fuck her in front of your dove children.
I'm gonna shower..
Pics.
Post it.
>Skitty's flat chest glistening under the shower stream
Excuse me for a moment.
>>10738741
>>10738747
>>10738770
i decided to take a really quick shower..
>>10738741
>>10738747
ITS TIME TO STOP.mp4
>>10738783
tfw those 8ch images don't work here
>>10738783
>>10738795
Shit
Testing this one
My day has been enriched.
>>10738810
>>10738818
Nuuu!
>quick shower
>already not wearing clothes
>turn water on
>jump into shower for a minute
>get slightly wet
>get out
>don't bother toweling off
>well back to shit posting I guess
>Jap moot broke them
They worked on 4chan a few months ago
>>10738833
I have 4chanx auto load the preview images so they don't work for me anyway.
They work for me.
>>10738828
showers in my room, and yeah I'm basically naked in my room. ITS MY ROOM.
Also it's easy af to stay clean when basically only have hair on your head anyway
They work if you hit alt f4.
>>10738867
How often do you shave yourself clean skitty?
IM GOING TO BED
HATERS
Reminder.
>>10738882
Goodnight honeybuns.
>>10738883
lmfao
>>10738854
>>10738857
That must be the problem, 4chanx is loading them as resized images instead of thumbnails
>>10738883
MY SIDES!
>>10738901
I got tired of seeing the shitty compressed
jpeg thumbnails.
>Not looking solely at the text
You shallow cunt.
I'm gonna take a not-so-quick shower
>>10738932
>>10738951
USE YOUR WORDS
>>10738953
Oh...
>USE YOUR WORDS
>posted just a picture before that
It is like something out of Total Recall.
>>10738932
>you shallow cunt
I'm not sure I'd ever want to be considered one of your lovers Darwin, you're scary
>>10739009
How often do you rewatch older movies darwin?
>>10739030
It's not like he'd ever be able to say something like that to my face.
>>10739030
I hate him. But I love him. But I hate him.
>>10739039
Well, actually, that is none of your business, Interrogator, but I assure you, it certainly is not infrequently.
>>10739050
Do you like them Yandere or whatever the fuck it's called?
>>10739051
>>10739074
I like when they're submissive and obedient. Like how skiity is to nick.
>>10739115
>>10739131
>>10739074
I'm not into the murder aspect, but I'm 100% into the idea that a woman would do anything for me, to the extent of murder.
pic rel
>>10739115
How submissive?
How obedient?
>>10739159
They're few and far between I'm sure.
>>10739206
Well nick buys skitty clothing and he obediently wears it and sends him pictures.
Women's clothing at that.
>>10739220
No I mean, for someone you want?
>>10739228
KEK
Interrogator would be glad to have anyone.
>>10739245
>skitty will never send you pictures wearing the fluttershy outfit you bought him
Why live
>>10739245
KEK
Darwin please!
You're going to kill me with your attitude today~
It's hilarious!
>>10739238
I'm not really sure. So what kind of job are you planning on getting on the side?
You should write or something gosh.
>>10739285
Whatever hasn't been filled by a cheap foreigner desu
>>10739335
Why don't you become a cheap foreigner and move to America?
>>10739354
It's difficult to do it legally~
one day though I will probably move to america.
Depending on how things go.
Either that or Poland/Hungary.
>>10739366
What part of America would you want to move to?
>>10739380
Anywhere that has open and concealed carry with stand your ground laws.
Also where I'm likely to find a girl with strong family traditional values assuming I've not found one by then
>>10739387
>girl
>>10739387
>looking for a girl with strong family traditional values in america
>>10739399
>>10739412
I know, I know.
But a mans gotta have hope doesn't he?
>>10739412
What was your first homosexual act?
And I'm back
>>10739435
You were sleeping so you probably don't remember.
>>10739447
I'm waiting.
For more? You are insatiable.
>>10739450
Define homosexual act.
>>10739442
So what exactly have you been up to today?
We were playing Borderlands 2.
>>10739457
I'll let you decide you're more of an expert than I.
>>10739460
Stuff.
>>10739471
Our testicles never came in contact but I had mine in your ass for a little bit.
>>10739498
Is the reason you're not telling me is because it was a bad experience you don't really want to look back on?
You can do better than that stodgy bait.
>>10739510
More that it was unremarkable. You know how much I love to talk about things that suck. Why else would I come here.
>>10739540
Then just spit it out already.
How would you react to someone you don't recognize calling out to you on the street as Fey?
>>10739562
I'd kill them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnSDuSxofJs
>>10739576
>I'd kill them
doubtful
What would you really do?
skitssssssss
>>10739597
Okay I will run through my 5 stage kill plan.
I would begin by assuming the appropriate stance based on the location of the target and obstacles. Next, I would unsheath my katana and warn passerbys to keep outside a 25 yard radius. Once the area is clear I begin step 3 with a forward lunge and execute consecutive dashes until I am within 5 yards. Stage 4 I perform a spinning backflip landing behind the target. Stage 5 I perform a forward slash toward the base of the neck.
>>10739653
>>10739653
stage 6
Your prey teleports behind you as you realise too late you have underestimated your quarry!
stage 7
its cold, and you wonder if there ever was any warmth in life, you hope death will be kind to you.
>>10739702
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/2/24/Abad_respawn_01.mp3
Interrogator, ask me a question.
>>10739719
If I came out to visit you what would you want us to do together?
>>10739717
Stage 8
you hear those words and that voice
Stage 9
You awake in a fantasmical place and begin to realise your true destiny is just about to begin
Stage 10
you walk off into the bizarre tripple sun sunset
Pls say cuddle.
>>10739737
cuddle
he went to bed
>told me to ask him a question
>immediately goes offline
>>10739771
>>10739771
>>10739771
>>10739771
>>10739771
T H I C C
>>10739771
I think he's memeing you
>>10739771
perhaps that was his answer
>>10739843
Is this RK?
https://youtu.be/_xGhK6qgPtM
>>10739900
Hush, no more tears
>>10739900
nice dubdubs
https://youtu.be/JohbMo8ObV8
Kemono Friends is draining my last remaining brain cells please help me.
>>10740037
Oh I didn't know you were a friend.
>>10740057
WHY DID THEY TURN ANIMALS INTO LOLIS
>>10740075
A lot of them are not lolis and some of them are even stacked.
>>10740084
Well, as long as some of them are stacked...
>>10740090
So.... where are those pictures you said you were going to take yesterday?
>>10740104
What pictures?
>>10740112
sushi place plus prices
>>10740129
Pfft you said not to, and I didn't go today anyways because we had salmon for dinner. Tomorrow prbs.
>>10740153
You can post a picture of the contents of your refrigerator instead.
Now post YOURS.
>no time stamp
>doesn't even show the freezer
Well I'm going to go and get some sleepy times see whoever is still here tomorrow.
I'M TIRED. gn
>>10740677
Have a good one bun
WTF
>>10740682
Hooroo
good morns
>>10740907
How're you Smug?
>>10740925
pretty good, about to get my fix of jesus
>>10740936
Have fun
>>10740688
>>10741085
az?
>>10741100
fucking wall hacker
>>10741117
>>10741138
>>10741165
>>10741174
goodnight
tfw no discord drama
>>10741217
Night
>>10741225
we should invite erin back in, there'll be drama in no time!
>>10741256
she's still in, just sleeping probs or w/e
>>10741262
I know what of the things with meth or lsd or whatever is you don't sleep or eat properly while on it and thats part of why people look so fucked up while they're on it, is it the same for valium/benzo abuse?
>>10741290
not really
a lot of people have them prescribed to actually help them go to sleep, only real negative affect with sleep that i can recall is waking up feeling like shit if you take them too close to going to sleep and then not getting much sleep
of the drugs that you can fuck yourself over with, they're pretty safe, and valium in particular is one of the weaker/safer ones
>>10741328
True, fair enough.
I'm not very knowledgeable on this stuff, I've had valium before for my anxiety, but it was only 1 10mg pill once a day to help me sleep.
>>10741345
the stronger ones are fun to get fucked up on, providing you don't black out
>>10741362
Why's that, what happens when you black out?
also you only kept on them for a couple of weeks iirc?
>>10741373
I had something that isn't valium for 2 weeks, and valium for 1 week basically but not together or one after the other, it was months apart.
>>10741367
you still have a pretty good time when you black out generally
it's just that you don't remember a single thing
it's pretty much the same thing as getting extremely drunk, and often is the same thing if you're mixing them with alcohol, which is pretty common for recreational use
>>10741378
ah right, well either way, good choice lmao
>>10741394
Ah true, so it's just better to remember than not.
isn't mixing them with alcohol dangerous?
Definitely
Ohayōgozaimasu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGXiaYhqOKE
good morning
hows everyone doing today
>>10741730
IN THE VALLEY OF THE DEEP N SHIT!
>>10741730
I've been waiting for you.
>>10741623
it's not that dangerous providing you don't completely overdo it
people try to kill themselves with the combo all the time and it never works lmao
ad in something like opiates as well and then you're asking for trouble
>>10741800
>>10741810
these two comments make it sound like I did something that made people mad
d-did I do something
>>10741881
Got something I'm supposed to deliver, your hands only.
>>10741842
True true, fair enough.
>>10741921
o-oh? well send it to me I guess
>>10741925
though add to that, there is potential for a snowball issue to occur due to the nature of both alcohol and benzos fucking with short term memory and inhibition control, which can cause you to take way more than you intended either due to forgetting you took a bunch earlier on, or because you get so fucked up you can't stop yourself from getting more fucked up
only ever experienced that with the stronger benzos though, not valium
>>10741977
Yeah, I can see and understand that happening.
For me when I was on the valium, it removed a constant nausea feeling I'd had.
I'm worried I'm starting to get it again desu, but I was so stressseed that I threw up every night and couldn't eat during the day and stuff like that you know?
Shit was amazing though, even on 10mg, the first day I took them I was able to sleep through the shit feelings and didn't throw up
>>10742013
they definitely are nice and do a great job at what they are designed to do
also i used to have at least what sounds like similar issues when i was younger, was pretty shit
>>10741939
Let's see...
>>10742114
What?
>>10742114
oh shit am I gettign doxxed
>>10742133
About the areola birth canals, in your rectum!
>>10742143
No! Call this number!
>>10742171
The things of which you speak are anatomically impossible.
wub
>>10742114
>>10742133
The underground dickbutt criminal syndicate has issued a warning to the shitpost illuminaughty.
>>10742200
Oh fuck
spoopy
>>10742184
Your chest cavity which has two female genital organs sown into it is now lodged in your ass!
>>10742082
I'm assuming that aside from prescription it's not possible to actually obtain valium or benzo's is it?
Aku is that you?
>>10742398
illegally they're pretty accessible due to how much they are overprescribed and can be bought with healthcare and then sold for massive profit
and then there are certain kinds of "designer" benzos which are technically legal to order online depending on your area, not sure about australia's laws
but yeah, generally just a prescription thing
>>10742493
But of course! As your doctor I have nothing to give you in way of medical advice about the baby making mammary glands in your ass.
I should also tell you, that I am not a doctor.
>>10742553
>mammary glands
so if I put a dick down there, is it a titjob or an assjob?
>>10742571
Yes.
>>10742495
True, fair enough.
>>10742571
It is also a regular job, and you may eventually shit out triplets. Also the asexual nature of impregnating your own ass to make shit children is abominable to the extreme.
>>10742649
No no I'm not saying put it IN
I mean like...outercourse
>>10742672
In the case of severe anal prolapse, it's a titjob.
>>10742710
I wonder how you would go about murderfucking such a beast of sexual burden.
>>10742710
I uploaded a couple Starlight Glimmer folders for you. You may already have these:
Folder 1 - https://mega.nz/#F!M3xm0abR!p4jfoVXPqPq17HviPRNsjg
Folder 2 - https://mega.nz/#F!1qZCxQxA!wgW7eWJm4CZVzH8UrMigug
>>10739260
poni
>>10743409
>>10743309
Probably but im just gonna down the whole two folders anyway
Thanks
>>10743470
canon pls
>>10743473
Has erin woken up and apologized to anyone?
>>10743309
Yay Urshula!!
how's u? :3
>>10743543
Skitty pls pls
hai!
how's it going?
>>10743646
I was getting ready to go to fugin MeXIcO but it's been rescheduled yet AGAIN.. This is BS.. Oh well w/e. I think I will go tomorrow around the same time. Something came up and I wasn't able to go, this is silly at this point.
How about you? How's you going?
>>10743646
CaNoN!!!
I'm fine. Sleep schedule is screwed... fell asleep around midnight and woke up around 09:00. Typically I'll be awake until 05:00, go to sleep, and wake up at 15:00 or later. :3
>>10743686
Yea I hate it also when I or my friends got something planned then they postpone or cancel it on the same day or a day before, but hey look at the bright side, atleast you get to keep your head for one more day! lel
I'm doing good, woke up, went with my brother and 2 friends to a restaurant, which was fun, then we chilled a bit at some cafe, besides that not much else going on so I headed back home
>>10743733
But....isn't that the opposite of a screwed up sleep cycle? :P
I've been pretty messy with my sleep recently actually, sleeping late like at 05:00 or 06:00, and waking up at around 13:00 feeling groggy when I wake up these 2 days
>>10743686
>I was getting ready to go to fugin MeXIcO
Ice harrassing you again Skittles?~
>>10743792
nice
>>10743826
real funny fag
>>10743826
Yay Rap!!
how's it going? :3
>Just noticed laptop's right speaker is rattling
Great....
>>10743883
try reducing the levels in the speaker properties.
>>10743856
<3
>>10743857
Going ok, yourself?
>>10738159
>>10738213
He's half right, it's 3 minutes of miscellaneous bullshit being shredded and showing the TP takes about 20 seconds even with a second camera and showing the results, then 2 more minutes of bullshit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW1KC4SdZcU
This is what YT has become under Google.
>>10744137
to be fair i didn't watch it
>>10744074
Had to lower the right side to 52% so there's no more rattling lol
Weird, I haven't been playing music on this for a while, but I suppose this is expected of wear and tear after 5 years of use
Thx for the tip!
how's it going btw?
>>10744134
Doing good meself, just chillin for the time being, might vidya in a while, went with my brother and 2 friends to a restaurant today, so that was fun, hmm it's like 4 in the morning at your place no?
>>10744137
>dat slow-mo of the paste popping out
>mfw
>>10744285
>>dat slow-mo of the paste popping out
made me look
that's somehow kinda lewd
>>10744285
That's right, yep :3
Playing PubG with a friend
>>10744304
>made me look
>>10744313
nice AJ
I'm still thinking to get that game
I'm heading to bed, have a good one bread
>>10744588
you definitely should
>>10744649
Nighty Rap!!
i need to quit turning to the bottle to solve my problems, hangovers suck
>>10744649
Goodnight!
>>10744681
They do suck but you can usually avoid them by drinking a lot of water alongside your drinking.
>>10744649
Goodnight
>1:24pm
morning
>>10744790
goodmorning
>>10744859
how's it going?
>>10744922
Well, I woke up a while ago and just lurking reddit.
You?
my everything hurts
hows everyone
>>10745179
why does everything hurt?
>>10745179
Why does your everything hurt? I'm well.
>>10744694
yeah, i didn't drink enough agua.
>>10745210
>>10745225
I took my bike out for a little and fell pretty bad
almost got hit by a car too
I rode home about 5 miles completely fucked up
fun shit lol
>>10745313
Stop almost getting run over by cars you GOOF
>>10745261
agua is best~
>>10744790
sup
>>10745336
no almost getting run over is my fetish skits
are you fetish shaming me?
dont make me pull an erin
>>10745411
LMFAO
I just said that to batsy a while ago "u want me to pull a fukin erin on you?"
>>10745449
Great minds think alike skits
what'd you do today? anything good happen?
>>10744919
>>10745336
yus it is
>>10745511
Well I was supposed to go to mexico today but like yesterday something came up so I'm putting it off for tomorrow. So I have all day free like usual. You?
>>10745567
just chilling at home tending to my wounds
other than that I havent been doing anything really
just a bit of Csgo here and there
scootapost
>>10745706
>>10744944
(chekt)
been smoking weed, chillin, had to do a bit of work
>>10745179
pretty good, smoking weed, chillin
>>10745377
(chekt)
not much, chillin, smoking weed. how's it going?
>>10745706
hey
>>10746134
>letting TJ Miller berate you with propaganda
>>10746134
>8% Rotten Tomatoes
>1.4/10 Imdb
You should totally watch that
>>10746368
I'm totally gonna as soon as it's available in HD.. or maybe I'll fuckin watch the cam version since it's so shitty the cam shittyness will just stack and make it even BETTER CANON
>>10746399
Shitsplosion
>>10746399
>maybe I'll fuckin watch the cam version since it's so shitty the cam shittyness will just stack and make it even BETTER CANON
Now that's the spirit! and an excellent plan!
>>10746427
>>10746333
>>10746439
What do you want little elf?
>>10746419
>>10746504
You fuckers better not be shitting up discord while bread goes unbaked.
shiiieeet
new bread
>>10746622
>>10746622
>>10746622