/erp/ thread Another Day at the Office previous >>10727803

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>>10737413
>She hands it over, with the back detailing all sorts of vivid fantasies pure minds would never venture to. From rope to humiliation, an entire list of perverted desires are enscrolled as though they were options on a dinner menu. Only exception at the bottom is the most vile and self harm - to an extent, anyways.

>>10737439
>Anna's a playful girl, and she takes his grin with a hop in her step. Used to such things as a traveling salesman, Anna placed her fingerless gloved hand to her bottom lip and chuckles, happy to see his excitement. In the dark alley far away from the busy bazaar, there was no threat of any intrusion. She collapses forward, face to face with the man, while her hand work over the underside of his shaft. Delicate fingers dance up the veiny front all the way to the tip, while five more tickle his ballsack below. The brush upwards transitions to a full grip, holding him tight from the base with all four fingers; her thumb presses into his frenulum.
I wonder how flawless I can get it, hm? I'm known for my polishing.

(Next response might take a few minutes more)

>>10737116 (Reposting for interest)
>It's pretty fun but nobody ever wants to do cute sessions aside from light cuddling followed by pussy spelunking
So what else would you like it to be about, then? Genuine question.

Where da cards at

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Geeze, sometimes I WISH I could work in an office and not get so gross and sticky!

>ryo agawa

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>>10737387
Wha... but I'm not misbeha-
>Cut off suddenly by the tip of her finger as she runs it across his figure. Dragging it across his arms and down his chest. Giving him shivers from just the touch of it as it makes its way to his shorts and hooks in. He is suddenly dragged closer to her. Stumbling as he catches himself before he tumbles into the witch as he looked up at her with widened eyes.
W-What are you gonna do to me? P-Please rethink this maam...

>>10737536
What would Otacon think?

>>10737526
>>10737401
(If you can't take another just say and I'll get you another time.)
Then I'll trade you for it!
>Anon pulls a small bag of gold off his belt and drops it at your feet but then a panicked look spreads over his face
W-wait I have some more!
>He begins to empty his pockets onto the ground in front of you, it all ends up as a small pile beside the pouch of gold
>A handful of silver coins, a gem studded ring, a silver brooch and locket

>>10737536
>shadman

>>10737533
On my USB stick.

>>10737536
Grey hair on younger girls is always a plus

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>>10737563
Otacon is too busy at the gym and banging sluts to care anymore.

>>10737526
>Feeling the tips of her digits tickle his sensitive flesh, Anon sinks his teeth into his bottom lip as he stares into Anna's crimson eyes, never leaving them for a moment even if he desired greatly to see the spectacle below. His hot shaft throbbed under her touch, content to be receiving attention it's been denied for so long, and seemed to get harder and bigger the more she teased it. A little impatient, Anon gently rocks his hips against her hand, trying to force it to stroke his entire, needy length. His motions would be stopped though as her thumb rubs over his tip, forcing a soft "Mmm" to escape his throat.
Is that so? I've had a couple of woman help polish my sword from time to time, so let's see if you can do any better than them, shall we?

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>>10737547
I haven't eaten all day. I need something, right now. What's a better pick me up than a protein shake straight from the tap? Fufu~
>She half-lids her eyes and looks down at the boy. In the commotion, she slightly steps on his shoe to hold him still, ever so slowly applying pressure. With a smirk and a chuckle, she takes down his shorts and underwear in one fell swoop, revealing his lust to her. His shorts fall to his ankles, so she takes her finger and pushes his forehead, knocking him to the ground.
Hm, what a compromising position you're in. However did it come to this?
>She smugs it up and looks at her prey, reeling from the turn of events.

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>>10737563
Think of what? Me wanting to work in an office? I...I don't think he would be too happy, honestly

>>10737593
>manshad

>>10737605
Its not gray, its...its a very light, silvery blonde!

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>>10737593

>>10737692
That's very inappropriate.

>>10737692
I want to cum on him/her.

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>>10737665
A protein shake? W-What are you talking about?
>Before he can get an answer his shorts and underwear were already on the floor as she pulled them clean off. He tries to run away but is tethered down by her foot. His eyes darting from side to side as he tries to cover himself with his hands. Only to be pushed down by the seemingly strong woman to the ground. The wind is knocked out of him as he lands and he groans a bit from the pain. He's on his back like a cornered animal with his clean dick out in the open. All he could do was stare up at her into those black hungry eyes.
Oof! Stop this maam... stop this now!

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(Actually sorry, something I thought was going to be a small moment turned into an incident. Hope to see you all soon, I'll try to be around tomorrow! Hope you can forgive me)

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Where all da furries at

>>10737805
It's fine Anna. I'll catch ya again tomorrow, hopefully! Goodnight!

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>>10737806

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>>10737806
Been a while, Spongegar.

>>10737649
>ywn never impregnate one of your servants

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>>10737725
What is?!

>>10737752
(Which would you prefer, anon?~)

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>>10737837
Too feral for my tastes.
>>10737845
Mhm, it has been a bit. Summer jobs and various other things have kept from coming here, but my determination to find furry women/men is still as strong as ever.

>>10737536
cute navel desu

>>10737850
Hard choice, but I suppose her.

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>>10737850
Not one of your anons but.
>They get a choice between genders.
Sorry abut that.

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>>10737784
Not a chance. I guess hunger turns you into a different beast, if I do say so myself.
>She joins him on the floor and goes right for his dick. She holds it in her hands, along with his little balls, examining their weight and feel. Slipping the cock through her fingers, she compliments the boy on how hot his from all this and how he's getting turned on by such treatment. Holding his young shaft in her hand, she sticks her tongue out and gives the head a few little licks.
It's just right. You're still young, you've got a way to go to ripen up your goods right here.
>She returns to his cock and gives it a few more playful licks, exaggerating the slurping sounds for her own amusement.

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>>10737875
I see. I guess that's understandable. It's always nice to see you drop by, regardless.

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>>10737875
Sorry, Spongegar, but I got nothing besides a couple lewds.

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>>10737878
Thanks anon! It does get like, supperrr dirty and sweaty though..

>>10737928
(I mean, the only difference would be a dick~)

>>10737934
(GOOD taste)

>>10737992
Gosh ... kissing her pits ... I'm so hard right now.

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>>10738011

>>10738041
Papa bless.

>>10737992
Nah you got the good taste Anon. Nice to see cute guys around here, hope to see you later.
>>10738041
>Tfw I've seen this video

>>10737961
That white mouse is oddly arousing to me.

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>>10737958
>He could do nothing as he was pinned down by her as she dove to his crotch. Watching in horror as he's treated as nothing but a mere snack to her. He bares his teeth at her. Still some fight in his eyes as she toys with his cock and balls. He winces a bit as he feels her warm tongue lick his head like a treat. Letting out low growls as she gets a taste for his cock.
Don't speak of me like I'm some cattle! Let me go!
>His growns momentarily turn into grunts as she continues on coating his tip with her saliva. The hairless thing growing rapidly whether he wants it to or not. Trying to keep up his defiant stance was slowly becoming difficult as he saw no easy way out of the situation.

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>>10737961
And its nice to see more furry imagery around here. I dont think I've seen you around though. That or my memory is slightly foggy...
>>10737980
Giant furry breasts are always a welcoming sight. Thank you very much my friend.

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>>10738101
How is that odd? Squeek is cute.

>>10738128
Oh, don't worry about that. I just post random furries at you from time to time. I've lost count of how many times you told me "I don't know who you are but excellent taste" or something along those lines.

>>10738210
Dunno, guess I'm still new to the furry business.
She is really cute though so I'm not complaining.

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What's your ERP Guilty Pleasure anon?

>>10738295
Acting desperate and thirsty.
Completely serious, I purposely work myself up into a state.

>>10738210
Not usually into furry stuff but that mouse is really fuckable

>>10738295
Some IRL stuff with someone else. Basically breaking rule #1

>>10738322
You're going to regret it.

>>10738347
I did. But the actions were a guilty pleasure, the aftermath was shit.

>>10738372
I feel like I might know who you are.

>>10738347
Does it count as breaking rule 1 if we're in the middle of a session and they get too horny to keep writing so I just give them JOI instead?

>>10738390
If you guess any ava, you're already wrong.
>>10738409
Yes, and that sounds hot desu.

>>10738409
You need to brush yourself up on what rule 1 means.

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>>10738288
Hehe, you haven't been on /trash/ for very long, have you?

>>10738295
Furry degeneracy.

>>10738321
She sure is!

>>10738430
I realize that it's about getting attached, and I ask because we've done it a few times and they're some of my favorite sessions.

>>10738295
I unironically like 3D avas.

>>10738450
I think I know who this is.

>>10738450
It only counts if you find yourself emotionally attached to the person instead of fap material.

>>10738469
Doubt it, I don't post here very much.

>>10738438
If I wasn't so tired, I'd love to fuck that mouse senseless

>>10738492
Nope, that narrows it down to 4 people.

>>10738438
I've only been around a little bit, on and off. No bully.

>>10738438
What kind of degeneracy?

>>10738295
Macro and vore

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>>10738496
Oh, I wasn't exactly planning on posting her per se. I was just teasing a little.

That said, if someone wanted to step up and actually play Squeek, that'd be fantastic. We need more mouse booty.

>>10738522
No bully, promise! It's kinda cute, in fact.

>>10738562
Ehh, you know... Hyper futa macros, that sort of thing.
I'm kinda ashamed to admit that it can get pretty bad before I end up telling myself: "It's time to stop."

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>Be faggot
>Trying to be less of a faggot
>Make male character on f-list
>Advertise
>No bites
>Realize the only way to get the scenes I want is to play the girl
>Be faggot

>>10738599
A little bit of teasing can go a long way

>>10738617
I'll fag (you) fag.
What kind of character/play were you intrested in doing?

>>10737958
That's... perfection right there...

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>>10738295
Anonposting and RPing with the avas that openly hate me

>>10738599
I can take being cute, most people like cute.
The booty on that mouse is looking mighty fine, I gotta say.

>>10738636
Teenage boy getting caught watching porn and gentle femdommed. I wanted buttjobs, possibly being tied down and having multiple orgasms forced out. Light blackmail element.
I already came though so no need.

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>>10738599
>Hyper futa macros

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>>10738666
>exact same taste as me

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>>10738626
I guess so!
I probably shouldn't keep OOC posting, though.

>>10738657
Of course, there's nothing wrong with being cute.
Ah, so we have an ass-man, huh?

>>10738677
I know, I know. I'm hopeless.

>>10738666
Oh I thought you meant actual fag but that's still hot.
I like playing older female characters with femdom though if you wanted to another time.

>>10738492
>>10738518
Update: Narrowed down to 3, I might actually know who you are and I'm sorry. I won't tell anyone, but I will ask you tomorrow.

>>10738721
Just namedrop, who cares.

>>10738731
No bullying, people here are mean.

>>10738737
It's not like it matters. You have suspicions that three people like JOI. Not exactly damning information.

>>10738731
I'll give you a hint, but no name, Anon. It's definitely an ava.
>>10738750
That's not me, and they did something much worse than just JOI.

>>10738760
What do you mean worse than JOI? Worse how?

>>10738789
You'll know if I guess it right, you just won't know who. For now, goodnight Anon, come back tomorrow for an answer.

>>10738687
My nigger
>>10738717
Oh no I meant fag as in pretending to be a slutty girl online while masturbating and typing about loving dicks.
Maybe another time.

>>10738703
Better than being ugly I say.
Yup, big time. I saw the mouse ass and was immediately drawn in.

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Hey guys, rate my fidget spinner

>>10738846
Shove it down your throat/10.

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>>10738846
Gay as hell, like all fidget spinners.

>>10738846
Use it in ERP like that one guy did.

>>10738846
Its a pretty good fidget spinner, Vino

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>>10738295
Getting off of ERP and going to the gym for my 30 minute cardio and 30 minute weight lifting session, and hang out with my friends.

>>10738950
>Hitting the gym for only an hour
Pussy

>>10738950
>>10738968
>Not breaking into gyms when it's closed to get more workout done like Arny did.
Bitch boy

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>>10738989
>>10738968
>Not having an emergency weight bench for those 2AM workout sessions after an ERP
Loser

>>10738989
>resorting to criminal activity because he's too lazy to make the whole world his gym
Exercise is everywhere, I'm doing squats with my computer desk right now.

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>>10738950
>>10738968
>>10738989
>Hitting the gym.
>Having friends.

>>10739025
>not having a home gym and doing quick sets in the middle of typefucking

>>10739056
>not rigging up a system in which every key on your keyboard it pressed by doing a rep, making you do sets IN ORDER to typefuck

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>>10739067
And then you get Owain and he demands that you match his verbosity.

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>>10739056
>Not spanking your meat in between each rep, and typing out a steamy passion filled typefuck per set.

>>10739079
Imagine the fucking gains. Then cum in your mouth for protein.

>>10739079
And to open up his pee pee hole

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Dead.

Horsecock.

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(What a terrible night to have a curse! That's okay though, especially when nothing is going on!)

>>10739213
>Does a running jump hug to the big busty boat babe, but crashes face first into her boobs and gets sent sprawling on his ass.

>>10739213
What kind of curse do you have?

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>>10739231
>(Is a little confused at how he could both crash into the nest that his her tits as well as falling upon his bottom, but nonetheless catches and nuzzles)

>>10739241
(One induced by lots of alcohol, Anon! Honestly I'm just here to kill an hour or so! How're you doing?)

>get really weird and specific fetish craving
>can't find shit for it and nobody RPs it
fuck.

>>10739255
Jump, head hits tits, get bounced back, fall on ass.

>>10739267
Tell me, I might try it just for the heck.

>>10739279
Giantess loli

>>10739284
Doesn't seem that odd. Isn't Japan basically full of them?

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>>10739213
Question time. Since I went on a tour of the USS Iowa in Long Beach and used the restroom there; Does that technically mean I gave your waifu a golden shower.

>>10739255
Silly drunkard boat. I'm doing alright, just another early morning where I can't sleep. How about you?

>>10739288
I dunno, is it?

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>>10739270
(That's some moonwalk of breasts!)

>>10739294
(...No answer!~ Hehe! Thouuuuuugh technically Iowa in Kancolle is still active and not a museum shiiiiip)

>>10739298
(One of those
>it's four in the morning and I'm not tired but if I don't go to sleep now, I'll be tired, but if I go to sleep, it'll waste my sunday
Moods.)

>>10739255
At the risk of sounding like a certain anon, are battleships designed to produce milk too? Because there's an aircraft carrier that shows up around here sometimes that literally sells hers at a market.

>>10739302
Yeah they have giant statues of lolis over train tracks and such.

>>10739308
Why do you have stars in your eyes?

>>10739317
Huh, never heard of that. Neat.

>>10739308
Oh hey, I'm also in that mood. It's only 3 AM here though so the effect isn't as powerful.
At least you have the dead hours to keep you company.

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>>10739309
(Ahaha...milky wilky anon! I had a lot of sessions with him as Iowa and Kageou...nice guy, though milking can get a bit dry!
>Snickers at pun
Ahaha...well, that comes down to individual interpretation. Are kantai ships actual women who with the names of famous ships? Or actual boats menat to be outfitted? I dunno! I wonder what aircraft carrier....
Though I was thinking of picking up a certain oil tanker...)

>>10739320
(Cause I'm a patriot!
And the Japanese designers made the first American ship a design after pinup girls from the 1950s while including stars in her eyes to make her even more patriotic)

>>10739339
(I dunno what I'll doooooo. It's a little bit late for me to play, so sorry about that! But I don't mind chatting!)

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>>10739284
https://exhentai.org/?f_doujinshi=0&f_manga=0&f_artistcg=0&f_gamecg=0&f_western=0&f_non-h=0&f_imageset=0&f_cosplay=0&f_asianporn=0&f_misc=0&f_search=female%3Alolicon+female%3Agiantess&f_apply=Apply+Filter

>>10739348
That's alright, I think it's too late for most people that still bothers to hang around these days. A bit of friendly chatter is better than dead silence I say.

>>10739348
The one with the white hair and the long braided ponytail. And could it be Hayasui?

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>tfw have a pantyhose fetish
Are there any avas out there who seem like they'd be willing to do stuff with it?

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>>10739365
(Ah, thank you for being understanding Anon. I do show up! I just don't announce myself. Now's the time when fun talk is allowed!)

>>10739369
(Oooooh, so close and no cigar. I mean, there are only two tankers after all.)

>>10739370
(Don't make me drool. I love hosiery)

>>10739379
God damn that's a cute picture.

>>10739379
Oh, Kamoi! I'd love to see you pick her up. More boats would always be welcome.

>>10739379
No problem. Better to show up every once in awhile than never show up at all.

>>10739370
SNK

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>>10739389
(There's a lot of cute ones, Anon!)

>>10739391
(Maaaybe! Just kidding, it should be obvious. I tried her out before...I wish I could somehow translate her unique Japanese northern accent into English. Maybe like...Bostonian? New York?)

>>10739401
(Hehe! I just want the thread to grow, that's all. All I've ever wanted is a nice place for people to enjoy themselves)

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>>10739379
Oh, are you okay with doing stuff with it?

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>>10739436
(I'm a filthy degenerate who loves just rubbing their cheeks against pantyhose, let alone ripping them open. Depends on if you like yuri or straight though! Or even yaoi, though I think from you're images you enjoy 2hus!)

>>10739430
I mean, if you really wanted to keep the northern theme going, you could do a Midwestern accent or something like that. Although admittedly I don't really know how to put that into actual type. I think you should go with New York out of those two.

>>10739212
Horsecock.

>>10739456
Drunk bote best bote

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>>10739473
>no party girl ava

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>>10739473
Does horsecock belong on horses or dickgirls?

>>10739487
>no sandy

>>10739430
A reasonable goal. I still have times where I enjoy myself so you haven't quite failed there.
Although I don't think I've ever done a session with you. Did memepost at you a few times though.

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>>10739456
I can go any way as long as it's pantyhose, whether straight, yuri or even yaoi. I'm indifferent about 2hu, I just post pics I like.

>>10739429
Do they have any good characters for that?

>>10739473
>>10739487
>>10739490
Horsecocks are the only reason I tolerate ponies here.
Gay, I know.

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>>10739509
Here's their card. Also some gambler anime chick

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>>10739462
(Osakan/Southern is so cute, I wish it was more that style. But Noreastern could be just as cute! I'm walkin' 'ere! ...or is it floatin'?)

>>10739477
(Hehe~ I'm just more open at this time than anything else. I like having open dialogue! Between the bouts of sex)

>>10739503
(Ahaha, that's alright. Recently I'm worth nothing but a memepost. I try my best to be around but life has its ups and downs!)

>>10739509
(I'm always up for both! I tend to play ava though, just cause I like inserting a personality to my play even if it's not the most well developed! What do you like most about it? I enjoy pushing my lips against the cloth covered center, licking the juice that comes out.)

>>10739534
Can't fault you over real life. Besides you got more worth than a memepost, can't have a session with one of those unless I missed something.

>>10739534
Kamoi is gonna be a yuuuuuge edition to the threads.

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>>10739560
(Truth, though I wish I could add more. And don't worry about that silly stuff, I'm just glad enough to talk!)

>>10739569
(I'll be honest, I love kancolle designs. I played Kowan, as well as Kamoi. I'd also consider Hamakaze and Triste, but that's so much that I don't want to hog. Hell I have a hard enough time sticking to what i got!)

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>>10739534
I love everything about them, from how they feel (with hand, cheek, cock, etc.) to how dominant you can get with them, and seeing someone's hose-clad legs covered in cum would probably get me desperate for another go.

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>>10739609
(I think the most degenerate I get is sucking toes though them. They just highlight a woman's legs so well!)

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>>10739620
They do, I'd love to suck toes through them as well. I'm probably a total degenerate when it comes to pantyhose, desu

>>10739602
I say you add plenty already. You're our main source of boats and as far as I know, the only one still hanging around. That's a niche nobody else's gonna take up.

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>>10739651
(Sounds perfect! In addition is just eating her out through those sinfully black nylon. Hosiery+nopan is the best!)

>>10739681
(I wish that there would be more! Iowa is the perfect yuri tool for them! Also GBFus...but nobody plays shitty mobages but me!)

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>>10739688
It is, black nylon is the best nylon. God, just talking about pantyhose is amazing.

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>>10739715
(We can talk about it more if you'd like! Oh man...eating out a female Admiral clothed in jet black pantyhose...that gets me sweating!)

>>10739688
You and me both. I've dabbled in a few of them, but I'm the type of person who only gets satisfaction when he's playing a dude. Can't help out in the waifu department.

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>>10739725
Same, humping her leg sounds amazing as well. It'd have to make her feel powerful to get me off with as little as her leg.

WHO UP?

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>>10739736
(I have characters for both! I don't get the male ava hate around here. Let people enjoy themselves! If they don't like it, they can always say no!)

>>10739742
(I'm all for eating out a commander! Iowa's not exactly a sub [actually a battleship!], but she loves to please, especially the Admiral. I'm already excited about the possibilities!)

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>>10739747
We on that REAL NIGGA HOUR shit ayyyyyo

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>>10739752
I'm excited as well! I wouldn't mind eating out Iowa in pantyhose either. If she squeezed her thighs against my face while I do it, that'd be pure heaven.

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>>10739774
(I can provide that! Though little pictures. She'd be a little bit strong though! Can you imagine the thighs on a battleship? Powerful stuff!)

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>>10739789
That's even better! The harder she can squeeze me, the better!

>>10739752
Oh yeah, I forgot you play that Granblue guy. I personally never understood the hate either, only reason I never picked up a permanent one is because I could never find a proper guy I enjoyed lewding as.

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>>10739789
>>10739798
Are you guys gonna fuck or what?

Are there any folks that play kemono friends avas in these threads? I haven't been in /erp/ in a while (since last year, in fact) & I've been wanting to get back into the swing of things. I don't wanna start playing as an ava that someone already plays

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>>10739798
(Fun stuff! See you soon I hope!)

>>10739812
(Ahh I play a few of the women too...ahaha~ It's just people being bitter. The hide function works properly. But I better get off to sleep. Night!)

>>10739824
(Hehe...maybe, hopefully, soon)

>>10739848
I don't think anyone has a Kemono Friends ava.

>>10739850
Gotcha. I'll catch you around boat, maybe I'll get a session with you too. Good night!

>>10739874
That's good to know, thanks anon!

>>10739761
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYY

Hey again. I asked about potential interest in a dice rolling ERP the other day revolving around the Persona 3/4 universe (or perhaps Resident Evil universe) so I figured I'd ask again.

It'd basically involve you playing as one of the girls from the universe navigating a dungeon of sorts, where I control any of the monsters or other things in the way. (Effectively GM'ing a single player adventure you'd be working through)

Would anyone be interested in something like that?

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>>10739620
Jesus Christ how patrician

>>10740041
I know nothing about Persona and I'm not that familiar with Resident Evil but I've done table top and I'd love to give it a go.
>>10740068
K-kenny?

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>>10740071
Yeah but folder machine broke so I'm just grabbing whatever I can off Google.

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>>10739747
Just lurking and waiting on either space tentacle anon or cocksleeve-anon or some other, while updating my card and stuff.

>>10740081
>got the poor guy to name himself cocksleeve anon
You deviant bunny

>>10740077
I have a folder of >35 if you want me to send them to you.

>>10740071
I think I'll try holding out for someone who knows a little more about either franchise, sorry anon. I'd just prefer to have someone play one of their favorite girls from them so they can act more like their character in a sense.

Do you like any other gaming franchises that I might know about?

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>>10740094
Oh no I still have the images, my phone is just being a buggy piece of shit.
>kissu

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>>10740087
H-Hey! It's not my fault, he's the one who wanted to get filled to the brim!

>>10740101
That's fair enough man.

Damsel from VTM: Bloodlines I could do maybe?
I'm not a huge gamer to be honest.

>>10740102
T-thanks.

>>10740128
After you hypnotized him by waving your tip in his face, I'm sure
Hope you find em soon, I know how you like to keep your primises

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>>10740164
The only thing I could hypnotize someone with would be my moves, being a dancer and all.
And I hope so too, though it's usually easier said than done.

>>10740164
>>10740189
>tfw both of those ideas are hot

>>10740164
Why can something like this never happen to me?

>>10740189
>bunny
>futa
>dancer
Loppe?

>>10740221
>>10740199
Don't drool over it too much, anons. If you leave your mouth hanging open they might take it as an invitation

>>10740161
I've got that game but I still haven't played it yet, annoyingly enough. I'll probably get around to it once I've got a bit more off the pile.

I don't know much aside from games though, and I'm very spotty with anime. Sorry to disappoint you anon...

>>10740242
>opens mouth wider, letting saliva pool up
'ike ish?

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>>10740199
Fan of hypnosis, huh~?

>>10740230
Nope, Sponty. But close enough!

>>10740242
I mean, if they're just going to sit there with their tongues lolling out...

>>10740250
That's alright, I love the idea but it needs to work for both of us.

How do I get better at typefucking? I feel like I have the most trouble when it comes to describing things in various ways. My typing feels dull and the adjectives I use seem boring compared to those others manage to spew out endlessly.

>>10740275
>waits for Sponty to assrape a boy

>>10740275
>watches the bunny girl navigating the pole, eyes drifting from her face to the massive member stuffed inside her thong
What's your name, Miss? I want to know what to cheer!

Dead.

H-Hello?

>>10740808
ayo wussup

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(Sorry for the delay, I'm dozing off hard over here)

>>10740704
Practice, of course. If you're worried about sounding samey, try to give yourself a little more time to reword things differently. If you notice you've already used the same few words earlier in your post, try to switch them for something else.

>>10740707
Careful now, it might happen to you one day!

>>10740749
>The stripper approaches and leans towards the spectator, before putting a single index under his chin.
The name's Sponty, honey. Why don't you come see me backstage sometime, hmm~?

>>10740829
>goes a little red, not expecting direct contact with the beautiful bunny
I-I'd love to! I'm not here for long tonight but if you point towards what door's (Discord!) your room I'll head there the next time you finish your shift, Miss Sponty!

>>10740704
Read other's sessions and online erotic fiction to get ideas. There are also online thesaurus to give you options. Just remember that quality is more important than quantity. Try not to take it too seriously as well. If you turn it into a chore or contest then the fun will be lost and you'll burn out or end up pissed off.
Keep trying Anon, this place needs people like you.

>>10740704
Personally I always try to mixup going actionheavy and text heavy to keep things fresh, it's good to keep myself from repeating things a lot during more drawn out moments

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>>10740893
Stop. Just stop.

>>10738846
thanks doc

ded

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>>10740927

>>10741050
Dude what the fuck, don't post peoples shit like that.

>>10741063
Hi Arslan

>>10741050
Hi Lupin

>>10741050
Why are you so angry today, Lupin?

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>>10741050
hmmmm humph harumph haymmmm hmmmmm hemmmm harumph
good post

>>10741077
>Arslan
No idea.
I don't go on any servers and I don't get into drama maybe that's why I'm the only one who cares.

>>10741111
If you're trying to avoid drama, it's best to avoid posts like this, because they're by the same person over and over.

>>10741050
Post the discord.
Do it.

>>10741143
Afraid he can't, because we banned his alt. Poor Cuckster, how is he going to go for the low hanging fruit now?

Any ladies feel like showing an anon some love?

>>10741157
Then you post the discord.
I -dare- you.

>>10741172
Why would we want you in our server though? Give me a reason beyond taunting.

>>10741175
I'm a thirsty autist.

>>10741179
Yeah, so?

>>10741185
I expect everyone to just give me what I want.
Are you really going to tell me I'm wrong?

>>10741175
>Why would we want you in our server though?
I mean, it's not like there's ten other shitty servers to go to or anything. What's the full list of shitty /erp/ discords anyway?

>>10741175
Trust me.

>>10741255
Nonce.

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Oyasumi

>>10741255
wowza

I wish Jolyne was here to worship my cock.

>>10741255
You're dropping it all over your cleavage, y'know.

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>>10741299
Like what you see, Anon?
>>10741312
Is that a problem? I usually make sure it doesn't get on my clothes. So, it's all gucci.

>>10741329
You know it. What is your name, hot stuff?

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How's your guys breakfast today?
I had a muffin.

>>10741304
Wrong day for that, Anon. Jolyne's player spends Sundays away from the thread.

>>10741412
Haven't had any yet, but now I wanna teach Derpy how to bake muffins cutely and nonlewdly, thanks.

>>10741412
Grabbed a steak breakfast burrito on the way to work.

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>>10741359
Coco Adel. It's a pleasure, Anon.

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>>10741433
>Something something cooking by the book

>>10741441
That isn't awful. I'm a fan of McDick's breakfast burritos.

>>10741459
I want Derpy to bounce on my lap until I cum...

>>10741329
What do you do with the drops that get on your skin though?

>>10741459
Exactly, coffee cake muffins. So much cinnamon sugary sweetness.

>>10741442
Believe me the pleasure is mine.

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>>10741469
>Like, just sit in your lap casually or ride you?

>>10741480
But Coffee is gross adult drinks...

>>10741498
>Casually

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>>10741471
Take it with my fingers and lick it off. Duh.
>>10741497
So, Anon. What part is your favorite?

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Will exchange sexual favours for coffee.

>>10741516
This is gonna sound weird but your midriff. It has been teasing me since
i first saw you.

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>>10741505
>That sounds super fun and perfect for Derpy to be honest. Wanna start us off?

>>10741517
>Fills the tub with coffee

>>10741517
>Steak and coffee slide across porcelain floors.

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>>10741424
Aww. But then who else is going to worship this, then?

>>10741533
(I am pretty rusty but I will do my best)
>After a long day at work, a clearly tired anon shuffles into the lounge and looks around for a good spot to take a load off. His eyes catch those of a pretty, yet slightly off girl nearby.
Evenin' miss

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>>10741582
>Spinning around a bit too fast the mail horse almost takes herself off her feet, stumbling a bit before refocusing herself, blinking a few times and grinning a large, wide, stupid grin, giggling like a moron she waves her hand wildly
Hihi friend! How do you do?

>>10741598
>He can't help but chuckle at the sight of the dorky looking girl and her antics
I am alright, a bit tired from work and hoping to relax. What are you up to, cutie?

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>>10741641
Uhmm..
>She looks down to the brown bag she had. Once filled with letters, now completely empty aside from crumbs from a muffin she was chewing on before hand she shrugs, if that was from her losing the mail or delivering is neither here nor there. Her one good eye darting from the back back to anon.
Done work today! tiiiiired!

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>>10741530
Strange. I've never found a boy that's liked that part before. Just between us, I may give you a little peek if you beg for it.

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>>10741538
>>10741544
>Kurisu sucks off both anons while she continues to play Witcher.

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>>10738120
(If you see this, I"m sorry. I fell asleep)

>>10741701
>cums fuckingly down her throat
Enjoy yourself k-cup.

>>10741670
Since we are both done, why not relax together? You definitely look like you could use some rest.
>He looks around the spacious, yet crowded lounge. The only option left at the moment is a single chair, although it looks incredibly comfortable and soft. Hopefully she wouldn't mind getting a little close.
Hey, that looks nice! Wanna share that lounge chair?

>>10741701
Don't ever change <3
>Cumblasts

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>>10741712
>The ditzy blonde nods rapidly in reply, so quickly it'd seem her eyes begin to bounce around in her head. She motioned her hand to let him lead the way as she continued to nod
Yupyupyup! Sounds like fun! Everything's better with friends!

>>10741516
You mean a classy and rich lady like yourself doesn't have a better way of doing it?

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>>10739369
Her name is Unryuu.

>>10741688
Beg? ......
>The idea was rubbing him the wrong way but he really needed to see more of this woman.
Please, give me more. I can't stand it. I will do anything!

>>10741741
Haha that's right. Lets take a well deserved break.
>He gently grabs her hand and leads her to the lounge chair. He plops down and lightly pulls the accident prone mail girl into the chair. It is a tight fit but she manages to sit next to him, albeit with her leg and half of her ass on top of his thigh.
Ahhhh...Just what I needed.

>>10738666
That sounds great, the buttjob especially. I'd love to do that with someone.

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>>10741831
>With a light whine out of the blonde and grey girl she wiggled about, clearly uncomfortable. With a few shimmies and a sit down again she landed her fat, wobbly ass over his crotch. A one for one cover with her bubble butt crushing any sex that was under her.
Ahh! Much better! Are you relaxed Mr Anon?

>>10741742
Well, you could lick it off for me. That's an option if you're up for it, Anon.
>>10741783
Mmm, good boy.
>Coco then proceeds to remove all of her clothes down to a black, lacy bra and panties she was wearing.
Since you gave quite thee effort, it's only natural I go the extra mile, right? It gives me a chance to show these off. You like them? They were really expensive, but it was worth it.
>A light blush comes across the fashionista's cheeks as she speaks

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>>10741742
>>10741783
(Oh shit, forgot the image)

>>10741865
Ngg!
Her soft body pressing against his crotch gave him a jolt. He wasn't ready for this and his cock started to swell between her cheeks. Barely keeping it under control, he was able to stop at about halfmast. He couldn't let her think he was some sort of pervert, after all.
Very. And yourself?

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>>10741968
>Nodding in reply she begins to bounce over his crotch, crushing his cock in the pillowy mounds of flesh that is her wide hipped bottom. Again and again she squished him under her, smiling happily and bouncing casually on him.
Yup! Super comfy! But it.. feels like I'm sitting on someting.
>She comments as her bouncing stops, soon wiggling her butt side to side, trying to find the stiff thing under her.

>>10741874
>He stands, mouth slightly agape at the near naked beauty before him. His eyes darted back and forth over every visible inch of her, unsure where to stop
H-holy....You look incredible! You are ROCKING that lace.

>>10741997
>He loses a little self control with each bounce and soon his semi soft member becomes a throbbing mass of lust underneath her ample rear. Could she really be this dumb and inexperienced? Maybe he could get more out of this than just simple relaxation....
That's good. I am glad. Sitting on something? I am not sure. I don't feel anything weird. It is all nice and comfy for me.

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>>10742033
It feels hooooooot.
>She says, not quite whining about it, simply commenting on it as her big plump bottom rubbed it along on her big juicy rear, feeling it stiffen under her and slip up between her cheeks she looked back at the anon with a nervous look on her face, whispering now she spoke very softly.
Is this bad? Am I doing a bad?

>>10742077
No this is great. You're doing a good. This is helping me relax. Kind of like a special massage. Would you like one as well?
>Without waiting for an answer he places his hands on her shoulders and gently rubs them. With a wink he says:
Just keep doing what you are doing and you will make my night.

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>>10742112
>Sighing into his gentle touches she leans back into him, letting out a huff of hot air before doing as requested, bouncing up and down over his cock again and again, light touches and teasing over his covered cock, simply just waving her bubble butt over him a good few times, not really knowing what she's doing.
If you say so! If it feels good it gotta be okay, right?

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Be honest with me. You want to fuck a clown, don't you?

>>10742155
>Each bounce of her giggly ass sends a shiver through him and adds a small amount of additional pressure between his legs.
That is a great way of thinking about it. Maybe I can make you feel good too?
>He reaches around and softly grasps her breasts, massaging and squeezing.

>>10742178
I probably would, because the smeared makeup would be amazing

>>10742178
What would the clown do to a 10 inch anon like me?

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>>10742178
Well, I already did. It was pretty great.

>>10741758
I want to fuck this boat!

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>>10742178
>I would, try and fucking stop me.

>>10742202
>With a loud sharp gasp she gripped onto his hand, stopping her bouncing and staring at his hand. Just as she stopped her motions the head of anon's cock poked right between her soft cheeks, the tight attire of jeans hugging onto her hips and making a perfect outline of her bubbly butt.
Anon that's my no no zone...

>>10742178
Would she tie my dick in a funny animal shape? Or put a string of tied cloths out of her ass?

>>10742291
>tfw the Derpy won't cuddle a 10 inch anon
this is what true suffering feels like

>>10742346
You need to be at least 11 inches to ride

>>10741874
>>10741883
Would this be paid work? Or just an opportunity to get me closer to your velvety smooth chest?

>>10742291
(Really sorry but i thought I had more time and I need to go. I will do my best to finish this here. Thanks for playing)
>The bouncing was becoming too much to take, as he grabbed her breasts, their softness and her squealing pushed him over the edge. Right as she turned to him, he started to throb and released his seed. It quickly went through his pants and oozed between her cheeks.
Ah that was great. Sorry about grabbing you, I got caught up in your massage. Lets just relax for a while.

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>>10742178
>clown girls
god help me

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>>10742407
>As long as you enjoyed that's all that mattered. Have a good day!

>>10742178
Sure, I'd fuck a clown girl.

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>>10742001
Thank you, Anon. I'm flattered. I knew you'd like it.
>>10742392
Paid of course. Though, you could view it as both if you'd like. I know you've been looking at it.

Sign Neo is Clownpiece

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>>10742453
HEY. I have a reason to post this now.

>>10742374
It hurts, Anon.

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>>10742205
>>10742217
>>10742239
>>10742291
>>10742332
>>10742414
>>10742435
You guys are weirdos. Nice to know, though.

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>>10742577
I await the clown slut

>>10742577
I would slaughter that pussy. And you know what they say? You can't spell slaughter without laughter :^)

>>10742577
If she ever came to my party, she'd be the one getting her face painted.

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>>10742577
I'm dressed in red and blue, with webs all over, crawl on walls and fight bad guys.
I'll take that as a compliment.

>>10742577
Just don't keep making me think of Juggalo shit.

>>10742577
Something something honking funbags

>>10742641
I'd let her suck on my balls so she can make em "juggle low".

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>>10742706

>>10742448
You'd be absolutely correct, it's only natural for someone to take a little look at the job they'd be doing after all. Do you require any other duties besides cleaning? Are there any special conditions?

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>>10742597
One day. Maybe. We'll see. I'm out of images for now.
>>10742601
That was bad.
>>10742608
That was actually pretty good.
>>10742706
But that was just terrible.

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>>10742801
>Out of images
I feel like this is a lie. Lurk /aco/ for a bit, I know they have clown threads

Where the cute boys at?

Also good morning ERP.

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>>10742801
No you're not.

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>>10742801
What's this? Out of clown images? Let me call a guy who knows a guy and... There you go!
http://desuarchive.org/aco/thread/1335187/
http://desuarchive.org/aco/thread/767277/

>>10742847
Despite what lies I've been told I'm not cute, and i suck at RP so you should look elsewhere.

>>10742430
Still waiting for you to reimburse me for the package that you dropped...

>>10742812
Hey DMG, knock knock

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>>10742880
>Derpy is tired, let her rest </3

>>10742886
Who's there?

>>10742801
I know I'd want to show her my squirting flower.
Or just feel those massive balloons over my dick.

Clown puns, always a good time.

>>10742868
I'm pretty sure that you're cute and can rp rather well though Anon.

>>10742895
Not Paul :^)

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>>10742921
.. As a stand up comedian, you gotta work on that. Get a new tight 4, and work on your delivery. 1/10 see me after class.

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>>10742801
>>10742895
I feel like this could be used for the both of you.

>>10742895
But aren't you an endless fucking machine with no Mercy to limp dicks and easy chicks?

(Proud of that one. Kinda rhymes)