ITT: Pokemon Are Real. Universe 2. Which region has the best

ocean man

>>10737081
Kalos, because struggling to find the will to live in such a bland stretch of mediocrity is the true final boss.

>>10737105
take me by the hand....

>>10737141
LIFE FROM THE SAND

>>10737081
I'm not sure, but Unova's decently challenging from what I've heard.

/par/, how hard is it to manage in the backwoods in Kalos?

>>10737177
As long as you arent in the cold as shit areas you should be good.

PAR... Anyone know how good the security is at 5th street bar?

>>10737215
dont

>>10737172
B U T T H A T S N O T H O W I T G O E S

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>>10737215
How much are you willing to pay me to tell you?

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>>10737059
Zygarde!
Or um...
Zygarde's little...
Noodle thingies...?

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>>10736961
Fine, i'll stop, just don't eat me
>>10737029
Well you have fun with that snakeover there
>>10737059
>notices that it's the guy that he pranked not long ago
>he slowly gets out of his view
>rolling for success

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>>10737265
...Probably fine?
Maybe?

>>10737318
>What alien? I see no alien.

ocean man

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>>10737345
Oh, okay!!
Um...
On a scale of 1-10 um...
How bad would it be if I uh...
Accidentally an entire alcohol?

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>>10737497
Treason.
Execution by firing squad.

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>>10737345
>teleports away to a random place because of the man and because he is scared of being vored
Man, she didn't even call me back again...
Was it something i said?

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>>10737668
... ha ha ha
Um...
I'll just uh...
Kinda...
... did you know I get Wi-Fi in Ultra Space?

>>10737734
>pet a boi

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>>10737722
Bwah-ha-ha..Don't worry love, I'm sure she will call you back. Only a fool would pass up such a charming little man.

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>>10737880
Well, thanks, we will see about that, i mean it was she who asked me out, and she disappeared
But how are things going with you, still enjoying the fish?

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>>10737936
This have been great, now that I've got all this fish I don't even have to leave my nest. I may be a bottom feeder, but right now I'm feeling at the top!

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>>10737986
I'll make you feel at the top...
I mean that must be pretty good i am glad i was able to help you, pretty bird

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>>10738071
>Pretty Bird
>Pretty
>Bird
>notsureifhittingonme.jpg

>>10738226
Well desu you are a pretty birb

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>>10738226
What's wrong did i say something wrong?
You got all quiet

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>>10738283
>squawk
M-My My Thank you stranger
>>10738341
>Mandi isn't used to being complimented
>nervous pruning intensifies

Hey /par/ whats the best place to train in hoenn after the 3rd gym?

>>10739044
Keep training around the third gym anon, Route 111 does the trick, don;t bother heading for the forth gym early, there is nothing worth training on near Petalburg.

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>Meanwhile in China, a honedgelord is building a cabin next to a lake
>Or rather, trying to build one.

I would rape each and every single pokemon. I'd be like Ash except emptying my balls into every 'mon I catch. Nobody would stop me.

>>10741130
id help

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>>10739044
The rare candy store!

>>10741130
but.... why?

>>10741130
>Comparing yourself to Ash Ketchum
>To the six-time league conference FAILURE
Anon, you screwed up on every level, first you want to abuse Pokemon, then you want to be a failure at it, just quit before you start

(Honestly I hope no one grabs Ash him being this legendary failure is more interesting than whatever someone could do.)

>>10742310
(I was thinking about it, but you make a good point, so I won't)

>>10742310
>>10742576
(Honestly the biggest hurdle would be not getting aggroed on by LITERALLY EVERYONE.)
(Ash canonically hurts a lot of people whether intentionally or not, I don't think our version of Zygarde would take that well.)

>>10742310
(I don't know anon, watching Ash be a failure at everything could be pretty funny.)
>>10742576
(But yeah, as >>10742619 said Ash would get a lot of aggro. Off the bat you already have Alain and Tobias that hate you.)

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>On the outskirts of Cerulean City, Vance and Allie are at it again, training against any Pokemon they can find
>They're also specifically training Allie to be fast and physically powerful, boosted by her Naughty Nature.
(It pisses me off that Riolu is stated as a physical attacker and then Lucario gets a higher Special, GF what are you doing.)

>>10742790
because

>>10742790
(Don't forget that Mega Lucario goes back to having a higher Attack stat)

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man, i feel asleep waiting and nothing happened
maybe i should just give up on waiting

>>10742821
(Yeah it's just, what is GF smoking with these stats, and it's not just Lucario, like what the fuck, I'm almost tempted to have a science character look into improving aspects of Pokemon by adjusting their stats while maintaining the same BST just to fix some of this bullshit)

>>10742842
There are plenty of cute red steel girls out there. Get yeself a new one.

>>10742869
(As neat as that would be, it wouldn't really work out well here. Best to just leave the Pokemon as they are.)

>Thinking of bringing an old PAR favorite back
>As an Antag
>Know I'll shit the bed somehow
rip

>>10742940
Well yeah with that attitude.

>>10742930
(Yeah, bad idea, just statting out a custom Rotom Form for Kat was probably overstepping my bounds)

i wanna splett

>>10743132
same

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>>10742883
maybe, who knows, but now i guess i gotta give those flowers to somoene before they wilt

>>10742940
(Can't be worse than my attempts to do things, go for it anon.)

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I hope Diantha realizes just having keystones doesn't help everyone, they need a Pokemon capable of mega evolving, a stone for that Pokemon, and a strong bond, if any of those are missing then the keystone is useless.
Even so, Calem is going to have a much harder time defending his title as Champion, makes me glad I chose a different career path.

chuckles has a qt voice

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>>10743471
The keystones are being giving out as incentive for serving with the Kalosian military, mon cher.
If they lack a Pokemon capable of Mega Evolution and a strong bond after serving that is due to their own choices, non?

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>>10743599
Fair enough, I suppose.
Why is Kalos forming a standing army again?

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>Soccerdork: get out with the team for some Training, and look for info on any decent professional psychs in the area.

Is it cause for concern if you see a Pokemon use a move that isn't listed on a 'Dex scan?

(Aronplayer, feel free to tell me to stahp if this messes with your char plans)

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>>10743705
We've had a standing army for a while, Serena!
Do keep your history in mind, mon cher!
The incentives are made military based because we simply do not have the supplies to give Keystones to every single man, woman, and child in Kalos.
>>10743810
As in a 5th move? Or a move it should, by all means, be incapable of learning?

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>>10743854
Fine, why are we expanding the army? Are we looking for war?

>>10742998
(First of all.. why do you say that.. I like Rider... Second of all.. why would you say that.. I statted Rider...)

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>>10743854
It seems like a 5th move, and it's one I couldn't recognize. Whatever it was, it was exceedingly powerful and dealt an alarming degree of recoil damage despite the Pokemon in question suffering no such effects from using Head Smash earlier.
( OOC to Aron player, I'm assuming that Aron's Ability is Rock Head based on earlier uses of Head Smash. )

>>10743979
(I meant asking you to stat out Rotom-Bike, though the base concept of a Rotom based on speed was mine, and I didn't say I don't like Rider, I'm saying making a new Pokemon form was probably something we should have run by the thread and GMs first, so let's do that now)

>>10744007
(Ok thats fair, hope everyone is as open minded about this as I am, I'm pretty hype about our new motorcycle overlord.)

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>>10743918
As I said, the Keystone distribution was made military based to keep it fair and prevent any issues due to our limited supply.
Having a bolstered defense in the case of Kantonian aggression is just an added benefit

>>10744185
Kantonian aggression?
Oh, shit. I think I have Johtonian citizenship, am I going to get deported?

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>>10744571
Do you mean from Kanto?
Kanto and Johto share a government. Effectively, they're two regions of the same country. You won't get deported.
From Kalos? No, not as long as you are here legally.

hey internet i haev a question for you... my dad left my pokemon at the daycare a week ago and she came home and is acting very tired. what is wrong with her?

reblog this post if youd give jiji the succ

eight inches

>>10744755
Have you taken her to a Center. Prehaps she caught an illness.

>>10744792
dad said he would monday morning but i thought the internet would know something. she is also eating a lot more food if that helps.

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>>10744809
It's possible that your friend is eating for two, or more.
In any event, I'd insist on going to a Pokecenter.

>>10744809
Yea that sounds like shes sick... poor girl. What species is she by the way? Knowing that would help me help you help her.

Hello... again /par/, I haven't been catching up with the news because everything I get here is in that blasted Kalosian language.
What is this about an aggressive Kanto?

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>>10744877
Kanto and Johto have voted in favor of annexing Sinjoh, we are simply worried they may not stop there.
"Blasted Kalosian language"? Do you need an interpreter, mon amie?

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>>10744877
Those Kanto dogs have claimed ownership of a recognized Sinnoh Heritage site... in a barely veiled attempt to expand their military presence.

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>>10744877
They've been trying to build up, and recently voted to annex an uninhabited buffer zone between their sister Region and a neighboring Region.
That, and they tried to tie employment to Trainer skill. Emphasis on 'tried'.
>>10744603
Whew. My student visa's still good for a while.

>>10744927
>>10744933
Worrisome, has Unova intervened yet?
If an interpreter can get me out of this hospital room, that would be great.

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>>10744877
Blasted Kalosian language? You mean best language right?

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>>10744877
Kanto is just claiming what is theirs anyway. nothing that major i thought...

>>10744857
eating for 2 like my mom did? i thought arceus delivered eggs to the pokemon though

>>10744860
she's an eevee but i guess the nice person above you said she's gonna be a momma.

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>>10745064
How could you... Sinjoh is a piece of Sinnoh heritage. Its ruins hold relics of my nations glorious origins. "Nothing major?" Why, if you where not a fire type, I would be tempted to track you down and... show you the error of your ways. As it stands.. I'm sure you were simply uninformed of Sinnoh's rightful claim to the Sinjoh province. Well now you know.

>>10745031
Not at the moment, non.
Hospital room? What are you in there for?
>>10745016
It should be good until a war happens.
>>10745064
Kanto-Johto have no more claim to Sinjoh than Sinnoh does. From what I recall the area was left neutral as part of their trade agreements, but I know little on the subject.

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>>10745120
(Merde)

>>10745016
Guess that is why no intervention yet.

>>10745042
That's not Unovan English.

>>10745064
That's how you get nuked.

>>10745120
According to my notes, a 4 month coma induced by a psychic attack. Nurses refuse to say anything more.

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>>10745116
You had no issues with the plan until now, and there's no reason we cannot let you explore the ruins before we do any construction.
I've been drafting the paperwork for that between battles today, actually. It's quite bothersome.

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>>10745171
English better than Kalosian? Surely you jest!

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>>10745116
How likely is Sinnoh to go to war over this and can you leave Mt Silver alone so I have somewhere to hide
>>10745171
>>10745221
You're both wrong
Johtonian Japanese is the best language

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>>10745244
>Johtoian japanese
Et puis il y a cet mec

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>>10745188
I was under the impression we would share the province, as the sister state were meant to be. We are supposed to be combing powers Surge, not eroding the source of them! "Construction?" Bah! Would you stand by whilst I turn Pokemon Tower into a military radar installation?

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>>10745285
私と戦う, ニンフィア

is it true theres an almian on unovan soul?

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>>10745244
I am not the voice of Sinnoh, Lady Cynthia is the final word on the matter of war. But she is most displeased with what she is seeing, i can assure you that. Besides, you should not worry about hiding from a Sinnoh force. Simply surrender peacefully when the front reaches you, and you will have your home back in a week, under a new flag that it.

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>>10745337
Quand et où?

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>>10745120
I'm a little on edge. I think this whole thing might be part of why my parents want me to stay where I am.
>>10745385
C'est mignon! Bonjour!

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>>10745385
シロガネやま
どんなときも
>Translators notes: the first line is the Japanese name for Mt. Silver, but it's not going to translate well if at all
>>10745354
I'd rather hide in Mt Silver
Surrendering to the "enemy" reflects badly on me if we win

This is confusing, why are league representatives suddenly arguing in a public message board.

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>>10745341
Yes.
You need not worry yourself with it, she is under the protection of Grimsley and I for the meantime.

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>>10745479
True... and a major member of Johto coming out of nowhere will no go over well when you lose. You would have to answer a lot of rather tough questions about your participation in the war.. or lack there-of.

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>>10745487
(Serena asked Siebold why the Mega Stone distribution in Kalos was restricted to military members only. He answered that they were worried about potential Kanto aggression, and it sorta escalated from there.)
(Also because we don't really have a way for characters to argue that isn't either in person or on a public forum without making it confusing for everyone.)
>>10745460
You are free to try for a Kalosian citizenship, should you find Johto no longer suiting for you, mon cher.

>>10745559
(That was an IC question)

>>10745559
Rip. Mitts>>10745616

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>>10745460
Pourquoi oui je suis mignon, comment allez-vous jeune femme?

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>>10745616
>>10745661
(Ah. Whoops, my bad. Rip.)
>>10745541
Absence is easier to explain than surrender
Maybe I'm looking for Red up here
Maybe I'll go to the Whirl islands and look for Lugia
Maybe I'll go on a quest to find someone pure enough to bring back Ho-Oh

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>>10745559
I might. I'm really not sure right now.
>>10745680
un peu méchant.
My roommate made one too many jokes about my father, and I've finally had enough.
I'm moving out soon and considering adding chili oil to all her food on my way out.

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>>10745385
>>10745680
>Increasingly confused nerd

>>10745928
If you want it real nasty, do it to her soap and shampoo.

>>10746019
Pure evil right here

>>10744787
>upvoted, reblogged, shared to G+, shared to twitter, subscribed, became a patreon supporter.

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>>10745293
And then Cynthia said she didn't want to ally, so we decided to make ourselves more attractive as such, and that includes expanding our Territory and cleaning up our act.
Excuse me, I need to battle a Challenger.

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>>10746019
Oooh, heck yeah.
I'm packing my stuff right now, I'll tell you how this prank goes.
>>10746054
I think my Team's already on it.

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>>10746019
"Just having a conversation in my 'native tongue'"

/par/, I got a problem.
Big problem, major bad news if this goes south, you feel me?
I'm on a boat, it's my cousin's boat, but the dumbshit got himself dead and now I'm in a foreign Region in a boat that's not mine with a bunch of his shit.
How do I get outta this? I'm in a whole lotta trouble here.

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>>10746523
"I thought you were brought out of Kalos pretty young"

>>10746640
Assume his identity.
Serious answer: contact the police

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>>10746697
"Not too young, I lived in kalos up until I fled my trainer's ownership."

>>10746697
Cops already know the dumbshit's dead, you feel me?
I don't want jack shit to do with them or with him anymore Fuck that, I'm not going in.
Thinking of trying to sail home, then sinking the boat. Fuck this boat, fuck the smell, fuck the crazy plans my cousin had, fuck everytihng.

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>>10746734
"Huh, I could swear you moved in to Kanto before that"

>>10746976
Sell the boat and buy yourself some nice tickets home.
By the way, how did he die?

>>10746990
Sounds like a plan, if anybody will buy it. Worth shot, right?
The fucker told me to stay put, then got high and tried to start shit with a cop.
Little shit had it coming, but now I'm stuck with a boat full of his stuff, including, I shit you not, an old-timey meat grinder he bolted to the goddamn upper deck.

>>10747048
What kinda plans he had? A few things make no sense.

>>10747220
He wanted to get back into business, right? He worked as a Breeder once.
Just one problem, no stock to start with. So he wanted to get his old stock back.
He was looking for somebody 'cause I got cold feet about 'what happens if the Trainers won't sell, cuz?' and then he got himself offed.
So, I got a sack of empty Pokeballs, a few cages, and his old stock list.
As for the grinder, I dunno. He was always a freak, and i didn't ask.

>>10746990
>throw zygarde at

>>10747347
Oh now hold on there sonny, don't make any rash moves here. You said you got his old stock list? And you are the only one who knows the fucker is dead? Sounds like you got a prime opportunity their friendo. Their is always room for more breeders.

>>10747347
that sounds a lot like the man I had a "chat" with the other day.
if I had to guess, I would say the grinder would be used for the "Pokechow" he kept threatening to turn me into.

>>10747410
I'm pretty sure he did say that the cops already know.

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>>10746990
>>10747400
Why.

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>>10747347
Forget what I said about selling, burn the boat. Immediately.

>>10747479
>Meanwhile, in a park of Castelia
>Speechless nerd

>>10747410
Yeah, I got the list, but these 'Mons are already owned.
I ain't got no problems with the business, but I don't think I'm gonna be in business long if I start it with a mugging, you feel me?
>>10747464
They know my cousin's dead, I don't know if they got his business plan on the local cop shop's desk or n-
>>10747454
OHSHIT.

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>>10747518
"..."
>Zygarde poses.
"Eat your vegetables."

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>To a nearby Porygon2
"...Probe, record this."

>>10747543
"Is coffee a vegetable?"

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>training intensifies

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>>10747608
"I don't think so."
>Zygarde squints at the Pory.
"You want my autograph or something?"

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>>10747621
>A trainer with a two bags of groceries stops in his path to watch
"Are you doing the League challenge?"

>>10747519
I hear ya. Still, least ya got the cages and shit right? Gotta be better than starting from fuck all. Anyways.. glad to hear you are getting in the business... Next time I need a quiet job, I might hit you up.

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>>10747651
>"Oh fuck when was the last time I ate healthy"
>"Circa eight years ago?"
"Right on that..."
>Trying to look not completely overwhelmed
"Yes a an autograph would be great"

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>>10747677
>Vance stops running around and let's his Riolu finish off the group he gathered
"Yeah, why?"

>>10747621
( >tfw i put all this effort into setting up a system to track Allies xp.. and she is fighting... things)
(rip xp chart)

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>>10747700
>Does the nerd have paper?
>If he does one of the wings signs "Zygarde" in green.
>If not, the nerd gets it on the front of his shirt.
"There you go."
>Zygarde pauses, staring at him.
"You want anything else?"

>>10747843
(It's Rattata and Pidgeotto)

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>>10747751
"I always like to watch new trainers! It um.. It reminds me of when I first started! I kinda miss those days a little bit? Not that um... not that it was that long ago... "
>A sheepish grin crosses his face, and with one of the bags he gestures to the Riolu
"Anyway um... everyone with foreign Pokemon is always doing the League! Or at least um... That's what it felt like when I lived here!"

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>>10747543
"Veggies are delicious but berries are better."

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>>10747876
"Oh, you're... oh jeez, you're Sun! Sorry for not recognizing you!"
>His eyes widen
"Hey, you're a Pokedestined, could you give me some advice, guy?"
>A slight wince as he asks the question
"Uh, how uh... how did you add Pokemon to your team? I know we can't keep going on just me and Allie, but I don't know how to find Pokemon that work with us"

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>>10747861
>The closest thing to an usable piece of paper on the nerd being a receipt for Steel type polish
>Sign on where you think would be funnier

"Zygarde...maybe a demonstration of your capabilities"
>Probe is still recording

>>10747865
(I would need more than that famasalada. It's fine though, I will just keep up assuming everytime you roll a lv you gain exact xp.. and pipe up if you ever happen to fight enough specified enemies in one lv to lv up the natural way. A bit more annoying on my end, sure, but much more fluid on the forum side.)

>>10748042
(Thanks guy)

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>>10747953
"Berries are great. Are you with this guy?"

>>10748030
>Shirt, Zygarde doesn't have the accuracy for a receipt, rip.
"What? On the Porygon?"
>Ding!
>1...2...3...
"I'm joking, watch and learn."
>Zygarde learned Core Enforcer!
"Don't blink."
>The hexagons on Zygarde's chest expand, glowing brightly.
>He turns away, as to not blow the Sylveon and nerd.
>A large, multicolored laser expands out, tearing a crater in the ground.
"You get that?"
>Zygarde doesn't wait for an answer, going to fix the crater, filling it with water to create a small pond in the park.

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>>10747991
'It's alright, um... Not many people outside of Alola do!"
>He fumbles with the bags, shifting both to one arm and releasing Nebby from the Pokeball
>Once the cat is out of the... ball... Sun quickly stuffs the groceries into Ultra Space
"Um.... That really depends on what Pokemon you kinda work with? Like um... I like Pokemon with Psychic abilities! But you might like small, agile Pokemon!"

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>>10748140
"Yeah, I'm her trainer as of recently"

>Shirt: well autographed, not getting washed
>Park now has a nice pond
"Truly impressive..."
"Real damn impressive..."

>A Magneton floats in, frantically

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>>10748140
"Yeah I am."
>Sylvie watches the laser and eventual crater pond happen
"...wow"

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>>10748300
"You're welcome. Are you researching something?"
>Zygarde turns toward the Magneton.
"He alright?"

>>10748328
"What's he like?"
>Zygarde finishes filling the pond.
"The rain here sucks, that'll probably help the trees a bit."

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>>10748215
>Try not to stare at the leggo cat
>Fail
"...um, uh, alright, yeah, having fast Pokemon feels right, I think I'll talk it over with Allie after we beat this gym!"

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>>10748376
"He's a very nice human. Offered me food and shelter without requiring I be captured first."

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>>10748376
"Thanks and yes, a some research on more unusual pokemon abilities and skills"
"The Magneton is with me, as well, he was out there training
>Turning to the Magneton
>"...right?"

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>>10748376
"BZZZZWHIRrrrRrrrCLICK!"
>If Zygarde can somehow receive and understand radio messages
>"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT STOP"

>>10748450
"Whirrrrr..."
>Odds: not training, was just zapping away birds for fun
>Evens: levels up by post digit / 2, 0 is still 0

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>>10748403
"Sounds like a decent human to me. If he's ever mean the trees around here need extra mulch. Just give me a call."

>>10748450
"Well if you need something I can give it a shot."
>Zygarde tilts his head, one of the wings following suit and tilting as well.

>>10748483
"Too loud? Heh."

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>>10748495
"I hope I never have to but I'll keep it in mind."

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>>10748383
>Leggo cat knows you're watching
>It watches back
"Ooooh, what gym? Which gym are you doing?"

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>>10748483
"Well? Please get on that"

>>10748495
>Gulp
>Still partially mesmerized
"I usually try to fix my problems myself but, I'll take that in mind"
>...touch tilting wing

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>>10748516
"He seems decent. You had any other trainers?"

>>10748627
>Blue noodle has been touched.
>It leans into the nerd's hand.
"Why me. Do you need anything else?"

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>>10748691
"Just one who was okay I suppose but became emotionally distant after a while so I left."

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>>10748691
>Nerds are known to get increasingly touchy around anything robotic or robotic looking
>Examining the mouth of the noodle in a not very scientific fashion
"No, not really"

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>>10748495
>>10748691
"Bzzz!"
>"YES STOP"

>>10748627
"ClickWhirr!"
>"ON IT STOP"
>MAG the Magneton flies away to train, in theory

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>>10748740
"Humans are weird. He might have needed help but oh well."

>>10748830
>Blue noodle has a blue tongue that's flat and forked in the middle, like someone smashed a dog and a snake together.
>Zygarde is getting impatient.
>IC, not OOC, you can make Zygarde stay if you want.
"Can you let go?"

>>10748870
"I'll make it louder next time."

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>>10748543
"The one in Cerulean, we're gonna take it on after Allie gets stronger!"

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>>10748903
"Dunno what would have helped him but he was doting on his new pokemon just fine. My best guess is he just got bored of me."

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>>10748903
>Snakedog tongue has been 'examined'
>So is most of the mouth

"I assume you have something important somewhere else?"
>Nerd has still to let go out of his own volition

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>>10748908
"With just a Riolu?? That's not gonna go well..."
>Sun shuffles awkwardly, scuffing the ground with his foot
"Probably! You um... Don't have to believe me on that? I'm kinda... bad with advice?"

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>>10748928
"Scratch that last comment. Maybe he was. This guy's better, right?"

>>10748989
"Yes, I do. If you need me we can do this later."
>Snakenoodle grumbles for pets while Zygarde tugs on it.
"Let go."

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>Is Lance asleep?
>Let's see how much Jasmine we can stick on his face before he wakes up

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>>10749131
>Awaken my dragon man.
"What the hell are you-"
>Lance squints, sitting up to sniff Morty.
"Have you been cuddling Garchomps?"

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>>10749058
"Yes, noted, noted..."
>A few last pets on the danger noodle are sneaked in as it is tugged away
>Regaining composure
"Ahem, 10th street 55, last floor"

>An armored figure can be seen leaving Couriway Town.
>With two new companions, no less.
>He has no clue where he is going, either.

>Open phone.

So, guys, you've been helpful so far- Is there someone I can see about having retrograde amnesia? I've caught word of psychics, doctors, and other specialists.
Also, I can read some of the words on my hand, update on that situation. Worked like a spell, made a ghost pop out of my shadow.

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>>10749171
"Cuddling Garchomps? No. But I was chasing one earlier."
>Morty sniggers at his own joke but quickly stops dead in his tracks
"Wait fuck, not purple. Why, what do I smell like today?"

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>>10749252
"...That was bad. Dragonic and earthly."
>The dragon man does his best impression of a Garchomp looking for a mate and sniffs Morty's neck.
"...Are you sure?'

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>>10749058
"Oh much better, even when my original trainer was nice to me he wasn't as thorough in the petting and whatnot as Stibium is."

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>>10749302
"Then next you're gonna need some pokemon friends. If I meet anyone cool I'll point them your way. See ya."

>>10749182
"I'll meet you there sometime."
>Noodle receives a smack from Zygarde before he departs.

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>>10749011
"It went well against Brock, if we're strong enough we can make it, I'm sure of it."

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>>10749229
>Tfw the reference should probably be obvious but I'm still not getting it
>The Umbreon trots in front of the human, clearing the way with overwhelming force

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>>10749229
>>10749373
>Gengar chills in spookyman's shadow, trying to trip the Umbreon up with rocks.
"Hey, you find your guy yet?"

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>>10749294
>The bite from Zygarde is covered up by his scarf, but you can still smell that slight hint of blood
>A light chuckle comes from the stoner, who taps Lance's nose
"Wasn't a Garchomp, try again."
>>10749229
Thing on your hand sounds like a sigil
Ghosts tend to be drawn to magic, but your sigil might be tied to that particular ghost
Test it more and find out

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>>10749345
"Until later."
>After Zygarde is out of sight
"Probe, file the recording under Design Documents"

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>>10749463
>Lance sniffs again, squinting at Morty.
"...Zygarde?"

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>>10749352
"Umm.... I think that uh... Misty has a Psychic Pokemon.... I think!! I uh... Haven't lived here for a while so I might be wrong..."

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>>10749432
"No, I took a catnap before I gave this to you"
>She stops, pulling a shirt out of her bag
>It smells like alcohol, cigarettes, sex, and douchebag
"This is something I took so I could find him again when I could kick his ass."

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>>10749515
>You receive a slow clap from Morty
"Bravo, bravo. I did indeed cuddle up to Zygarde at one point. Why, like the smell?"

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>>10749530
"We'll just have to power through it then! Or find a second member for the team, maybe a dark type?"
>Discord mentioned wanting Riolu and Zorua buddy adventures, if someone wants to do that, otherwise I don't care what Pokemon gets added to the team, as long as they fit and Allie is okay with them

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>>10749607
"I just..."
>Lance is obviously trying very hard to hide his jealousy.
"Why? How?"

>>10749681
(Sorry! I've been irling. I'm fine with whatever. Allie IC might not, who knows.)

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>>10749711
"Hmmm... I lit your Aerodactyl's tail on fire, so he showed up to punish me. I really don't know why he hung around...."
>Morty leans forward, cupping Lance's jaw in his hands
"Are you jealous, Lance?"

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>>10749681
"I um... I don't remember Dark types in Kanto but um.... Maybe you could trade someone for one?"

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>>10749830
(Thanks, guy, we'll see how it goes.)

>>10749875
"Thank you, maybe my family can get one"

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>>10749860
>Jealousy has evolved into rage.
>Lance lets out a growl, pinning Morty onto his back.
"You what? You fucking what?"

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>>10749501
"That was an interesting encounter huh?"

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>>10750010
>Now's not the time to wonder why Lance is acting like a hardcore furry
>He holds his hands up in defense and laughs lightly
"I was high as hell and this Pidgey online said to smoke an Aerodactyl. Bad idea, it almost tore me a new one. Perish Song is a blessing."
>There's a momentary pause before he continues
"I used a Max Revive and Zygarde almost choked me out. Twice. It's not like I haven't paid for that fuck up."

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>>10750146
>Lance sighs, getting off of Morty and offering him a hand up.
"Sorry, I tend to get carried away. Do you want me to buy you some Hoenniese shit to keep you from smoking my pokemon?"

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>>10749972
"Family? Do they live in Kanto or...?"

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>>10750116
"Interesting, and, hopefully productive"

>>10749373
( You may find it easier to figure out if you wait. Stories yet to come shall unfold, and you may find your answer there. Otherwise, enjoy. )

>>10749432
"Don't think we have yet."

>>10749606
>Step away from shirt.
"That is -repulsive-. You handle that, ghost man."
>Pull out phone.

>>10749463
I'll see about it. The thing with me right now looks like what you guys call a Gengar. Not sure if that's too important or not.

>Close phone.
>Continue down Route 18.

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>>10750305
>Sylvie scratches at her ear
"Productive, how so?"

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>>10750267
"Yeah, they live in Saffron."
>He scoops up his Riolu onto his shoulder
"Well, my mom anyways, and my Uncle visited a few weeks ago."

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>>10750257
>Morty tries not to look disappointed as he accepts the hand
"I make my own shit most of the time. 's just kinda hidden right now, don't want Surge on my ass."
>It looks like he's about to say something, but he cuts himself off, shaking his head
"Nevermind, don't want him on my ass in that way either."

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>>10749606
"Cigs and booze, huh? Those types tend to be in cities so he's probably not camping out in fear."

>>10750338
>The Gengar shrugs.
"Eh, gross musk isn't enough. If I wanna track him I either need blood or something he cherishes with his life."

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>>10750338
(My curiosity is going to kill me.)
"Oh I'm sorry my trainer was one of the worst kind of people, oh wait, why should I be sorry, that asshole made ME suffer for three years, not you."
>She turns up her nose, looking away from the man

>>10750427
>Fucking reply chain memes
"We lived in the city we were just in, if we want to turn around, maybe that prick left something in his old house."

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>>10750388
"What about Falkner?"
>Lance gives Morty a poke.
"Or are you going to ride Zygarde?"
>Lance cocks his head, smiling.

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>>10750376
>No dad mentioned?
>You've peaked Sun's curiosity
"What about your dad...?"

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>>10750370
"A little project I'm working on, and if not, at least having friends in high places."

>>10750546
"Gone before I could remember him"
>Vance shrugs with one shoulder
"Don't know if he's dead or just left, mom doesn't talk about it. It's not a big deal."

>>10750474
"Sorry, didn't mean to offend you."
>Sigh.
"Seems like that plan is busted. Unless the guy cherishes you or something, we don't have a lead."
>Lean down, pat Umbreon on head.

>>10750427
>Attention shifts to ghost.
"Either way, we're going to the capital of whatever this place is. I might find answers there. Or not."
>Avoid wild pokemon.
"I'd like to see someone about the memory problem soon, though."

[ The group is halfway to Anistar City. ]

>>10750338
(Don't give us any hints you don't want to, I'm invested in this mystery dammit. Please don't let people wanting a quick answer cause you to spoil the fun!)

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>>10750489
"Looks like Amnesiac Alan wants to keep going. We might find something up here."

>>10750688
"Lumoise. The shit town of lights. Too bad I wasn't Hoopa or we would have been done."
>He flicks rocks at pokemon to keep them away.

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>>10750688
"He did, once."
>She growls as she taps it out.

>>10750753
"Perhaps."

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>>10750540
"Falkner? The virgin saving himself for marriage? If I bed him he's not going anywhere near my ass."
>Lance receives a poke in return
"One day, Lance. One day I'll get there. But so far I've got this..."
>Morty tilts his head to the side, pulling down his scarf enough to reveal the two puncture wounds where Zygarde bit him

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>>10750617
"Oh... I can um... Relate to that!"
>He shifts from foot to foot awkwardly, kicking the dirt
"Most champions don't know their dads, I don't think you missed out!"

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>>10750880
>Why am I jealous now what the fuck.
>Lance chuckles, leaning in and checking the wound.
"Well it doesn't look infected. I guess if someone asks you got bit by a Shelgon.

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>>10750942
"Thanks, I guess."
>He holds Allie close to his head, scritching behind her ears
"We should get back to training."

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Huh, did you guys know Kalos made prostitution illegal a few years ago?

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>>10751180
Did you lose your day job?

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>>10751204
No, I was considering going into a new business.
Did you come back from the dead?

>>10750753
"Yeah. I'd like to keep heading towards... Lumoise, you said. I've got my own problems to solve at the moment."
>Frown.
"And I said to call me Theta."

>>10750843
>Look towards Nox.
"Sorry to hear that. Maybe you guys can talk it out if we see him. Otherwise, I'd say to move on."
>Rack brain for anything.
>Nothing, empty.
>Attempt to read hand.
>Nothing more than the phase already there.
>Sigh.
>Look back towards the ghost.
"So, what's your deal? You know, past just seeing what we're up to. Any specific reason that you decided to tag along?
>Prepare to weigh previous theory against incoming information.

[ The wild Pokemon are being repelled by Gengar's efforts. ]
[ They will arrive in Anistar soon. 3/4ths of the way there. ]

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>>10751229
"I've been looking for strong allies. A man in armor at the very least appears intimidating."
>She shoves the dex back in her bag and trots onward.

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>>10750843
"You got more than one word in you?"

>>10751229
"Amnesiac Andrew? Thoughtless Theta?"
>Gengar laughs, flicking a stick through a fletchinder's neck.

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>>10751204
You look like Lance + a beard
What the fuck
>>10751039
"Hmm, I'll see who buys it."
>He lets go of the scarf, allowing it the fall back into place over the bite
"Maybe if your collar didn't come up to your chin you would get bites, too."

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>>10751221
No, but I just got out of the shower.

>>10751287
Please.

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>>10751287
>Lance shrugs.
"Maybe. Getting my jugular torn out by an angry Hydriegon is not on my list of things to do."
>Lance looks around.
"...You want to try and summon Giratina?"

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>>10751313
I watched the rubble fall when the Weapon fired, you should be dead and burried!

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>>10751350
It's been a year or two...
I'm reforming Flare into a pure electronics organization. Make sure you get the new update for your Holo Caster.

>>10751276
"It's not as if I know how to fight or anything. Well, maybe I do. I'll help you if trouble starts brewing up though."
>Pull visor down over face.
>Continue walking for a moment.
>Feel pocket.
>Obtained: Telescopic baton.
"Oh. This might help."

>>10751281
>Cast a glare at the Gengar.
"Hey, come on now. Maybe that's the best I'm getting out of you."
>Sigh, realize futility of argument.
"What about you, ghost thing? All you've been doing is messing around. Any reason why you showed up out of the blue? Besides boredom, of course."

[ They are on the town's edge. ]

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>>10751313
Are you sure you two aren't related
How many """dragons""" do you have
Note: flying types count
>>10751339
"You don't want your jugular torn out? For shame, Lance."
>Extra emphasis is put on "don't", Morty feigning disappointment
"Yes. Let's summon Giratina. I heard he's got tentacles."

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>>10751457
"Maybe next week. Unless you're willing to let me tear yours out."
>Lance chuckles.
"What do we need?"

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>>10751424
That's not suspicious at all, a new update right as you come back from the dead with no proof you've really turned a new leaf, and no, misfiring the Weapon and claiming it was so you didn't kill anyone doesn't count!
(If Serena is going too hardball on ya, let me know, if Lysandre isn't actually evil anymore he's got a big stigma to get past though.)

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>>10751457
...Two. I think.

>>10751514
One. I've been back for six months.
Two. Okay. I have actual work to do. Like synthesizing a way to mega evolve without a key stone.

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>>10751441
>Nox put away her Dex, so no chatting for now.
>She trots into town, scanning the crowd and using her nose
>Even years later, she knows that blend of depravity and douchebag from a mile away
>Unfortunately, it's not present here.

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>>10751441
"Nice stick."
>He shrugs.
"I'm dead, my reason for being here is still out of reach so I'm bugging you assholes until I can get it."

>>10751555
nice.

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>>10751497
"Sounds hot, go ahead."
>Morty hums, stuffing his hands in his pockets
"To go back to my place. Mt. Silver is shit for demonic summoning rituals."
>>10751555
Close enough
I'm gonna call you Lance Jr now

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>>10751555
I'm keeping my eye on you.

In the meantime, someone call Siebold, we need to get his side-job back and I need a business more interesting than being a model.

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>>10751621
Why.

>>10751641
Hopefully legally. A vigilantism bill is going into effect.
Hopefully you'll stay out of my hair when it passes.

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>>10751130
>Tfw you realize you forgot a response
"Well um... I'll uh... Leave you to that I guess? I gotta see if my friend is back..."
>Behind Sun a portal opens, Nebby stepping through without any further acknowledgements of Vance's existence
"Bye!"
>And then Sun follows, plopping into Kira's living room

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>>10751621
>Lance waggles his tongue.
"Maybe next week. We can take a vacation."
>Lance grabs a pokeball.
"Flight or sneak?"

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>>10751677
Name two other spiky red heads
>>10751730
>An attempt to snag Lance's tongue between his forefinger and thumb is made
"Aren't we already on vacation?"
>Morty's Gengar grabs Lance's ankle
"Sneak. Wind is cold."

>>10751557
"I'm gonna go ahead and say he isn't here, from the expression on your face."
>Fiddle with baton.
>The locals don't provide much assistance either.
"We might want to keep moving."
>'Path.'
"What."
>Read sigil once more.
"It says 'path' or something."
>Sigh.
>It will come, like the other time.

>>10751620
>Sidelong glance at spirit.
"So, you're an actual ghost. Huh. Kinda explains your attitude about this whole thing."
>Collapse baton, slide back into pocket.
>Focus on reading the sigil while walking.
"Path... sever... huh."
>Open phone.

>>10751843
You seem to be an occult sort of guy. Any idea how to fix amnesia that might be magic-induced?

[ New destination : Lumoise ]
[ Next area : Route 17 ]

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>>10751641
IT WAS JUST TO GET ME THROUGH COLLEGE
... Ahem. If I were to go back into that business I would make no profits. Few can afford it.
>>10751677
Mon Dieu, you're still alive? I can practically hear Malva moaning already.

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>>10751843
>You miss'd.
"God no. I'm not that much of an ass. What about Alola?"
>Lance shrugs.
"Whisk me to heaven, oh stoned one."

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>>10751683
"...bye then"
>Vance sags with relief, and pulls Allie down close to his chest
"Met a Pokedestined and didn't leave a bad impression, thank Arceus."
>He smiles down at the doggo
"Take it as a sign we're meant for big things, right?"

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>>10751677
I don't think that's going to fly, not after vigilantism saved the region.
Doesn't affect me either way though, I'm done with that stuff, not sure if Calem still has hero syndrome though.
If you pull something though, I'm going straight to the I.P.

>>10751913
Only because you would charge way higher than you should.
Looks like my hopes of opening a brothel are being dashed. A shame, it would have been interesting.

>>10752099
>You
>Hero
Stop riding a real hero's coattails, slut.

>>10752099
Change the laws then

>>10752099
Serena you... Know you didn't help?

>>10752162
Hey hey, hold on. Why are we letting a barely legal brothelworker decide laws anyway?

>>10752188
Because it would be funny.
Plus you speak like an uptight Unovan.

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YO!
Guess who just bought out the Virbank radio station AND got set up? This guy. Tune in I'm gonna be covering some stuff and playin' music.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

>>10752099
>>10752155
>>10752188
First one looks like it's gonna be UNREST IN KALOS.

>>10752223
I've lived here my whole life!
Excuse me if I never fucking wanted a 20 year old deciding what my life would fucking be like!
I don't want this shit!

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>>10752230
Who the fuck are you?

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>>10752155
Hey, I did half the work! I saved Yvetal while Calem saved Xerneas!

>>10752162
I can't, Calem is the champion, and Diantha is the acting Champion.

>>10752188
I did though! Calem didn't even know anything was happening until I told him!

>Meanwhile on the other side of the screen
>Serena grabs a bottle of vodka and downs a shot.
"I helped..."

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>>10752247
DJ MIC FIRE.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

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>>10752099
Non? I know what I'm worth, mon cher.
>>10752246
She's not deciding anything, calm down.

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>>10751883
I know some spells that deal with memory retrieval, breaking hypnosis, and dealing with the spells of others
Is that what you want?
>>10751946
"Everyone goes to Alolalala. Let's go to Sinnoh before we get banned."
>Looping an arm around Lance's waist, Morty has his Gengar start the shadow sneak
"I'm not strong enough to sweep you off your feet."
>His pout is quite clearly fake
>Last number is minutes back to Morty's gym

>>10752251
Then wrestle away the championship from him.

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>>10752282
You value yourself too much, your food is good, but no one will pay for overpriced ass.

>Sip
(If anyone wants to pick up her team, she's got a Delphox, Absol, Clefable, Jolteon, Altaria, and female Meowstic)

>>10752475
>Every tiem
Nah, battling is his gift, I couldn't beat him, it's why he went up against Lysandre while I dealt with one of the admins.

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>>10752502
I don't think you get to say anything about overpriced ass, bimbo.
>>10752475
That's not how Kalosian politics work.
Serena isn't old enough to hold a position as a Kalosian politician, hence Diantha would still be the lawmaker for another 5 or 6 yeard.

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>>10752357
"Doesn't Cynthia still owe you a Spiritomb?"
>Woosh, they've arrived.
"Alright, satan time?"

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>>10752537
Bimbo? Is that all you've got? Really I expected accusations of pokephillia, Arceus knows the rest of the world has made assumptions about mega evolution and bonds.

>>10752569
>Arceus knows the rest of the world has made assumptions about mega evolution and bonds.
No one does that unless you hang around high schoolers. What the fuck are you on?

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>>10752569
That would be hypocritical of me, non? I recall having just as many comments about "Barbaracle" aimed at me.
And bimbo does fit you so well. An empty headed young sex object? There are no terms that fit better.

>>10752357
Yeah, might be helpful. I'm going to assume you can't do this over the internet, though.
And probably not for free.
Fuck.
If I had any cash, it might've been worth a shot. Unless there's like, something you need doing. I've got some armor and a baton, maybe I can be a guard.

>>10752569
>the rest of the world has made assumptions about mega evolution and bonds.
Hi, Mega Evo user, I use it for my job.
Can you do me a favor and stop talking?

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>>10752569
Nice to know I'm apparently a pokephile for using mega.
I hope you fall down an elevator shaft.

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>>10752632
I'm on "hate mail" you should try it sometime, it's quite entertaining.

>>10752635
"Empty headed" says the mono-water trainer. Did you enjoy my Jolteon destroying you a few years ago? Maybe you'd like a rematch?

>>10752673
Oh please, it's not true obviously, but I swear everyone that doesn't use it thinks it.

>>10752700
I'm not the one making the claim.

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>>10752569
...Do you have to have sex with your pokemon to do that...?
...You're weird.
>Rolling for level gains.

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>>10752544
"Yes. I spent all that time naked and she still hasn't paid up."
>Morty doesn't let go of Lance's waist, leading him off to one of the back rooms
"Satan time."
>Once there he lets go, feeling along the floor until he finds the trap door
"Ladies first."
>>10752672
I can do it for free
If you're okay with owing me
But I do need to be there

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>>10752722
You're a pokedestined.
You have more power in this world than most champions.
Change it.

>>10752733
Nope.

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>>10752569
"Expected" or "wanted"? If you have something to tell us, I'm not judging.

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>>10752673
Would you care to tell us about your job and Pokemon?
I am ever willing to listen.
>>10752700
That goes for you too, mon amie, unless the job portion doesn't apply.
>>10752722
Mono-type doesn't mean 'empty head', mon cher. It means I'm willing to try and work around the inherent weaknesses of the type.
Do feel free to drop by for a rematch at any point, the Elite Four are finally allowed to use Megas and a full team.

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>>10752733
>Wow she sucks.
>No levels gained.
>>10752770
Don't talk to me, weirdo.
>Rolling for training.

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>>10752733
No, it's a common misconception.

>>10752770
Saving the world is a lot easier than changing it.

>>10752779
If I were getting laid, I wouldn't be trying to open a brothel.

>>10752814
So you like losing is what I'm hearing, alright, I'll be by once I check on Calem, he's locked himself in his house again.

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>>10752814
Gengar.
I write articles for newspapers in Sinnoh. If you read the story on the Snowpoint Slasher that was my writing.

>>10752870
Aw.

>>10752897
Yeah, I guess. A lot of people seem to not like you.
Maybe do something about that.