Hunger Games HG
We continue.
Eating a skeleton, how is that possible?
Johnny is such a ladies man, how could Riko resist?
elias is not a skeleton
len is not a virgin
>>10735761
Aww, I was gonna do the whole texas chainsaw massacre thing.
>>10735786
Then explain what I saw in the last game!
>>10735761
>Zer0 peers across the windswept desert landscape for any sign of the electric alien: AKA, his newest bounty.
>After several silent minutes, he turns back to the group, his faceplate beaming: "X".
Sand, sand, and more sand.
Oh, and guess what else I found?
>Zer0 leans forward, as if he's about to tell them a massive secret.
...Even more damn sand.
>>10735761
Onee-chan told me making bets was bad...
>starts crying
I miss my Nee-chaaaaaan!!!!!
>>10735703
Wait a second, I thought you have a strange attraction to wild animals. Good choice anyways, it pays well to be one.
>>10735786
We don't know WHAT Elias is sweetie, nobody's ever meet him in real life before
>>10735761
Once more my pride leads to my defeat.
>>10735761
That sweet ice cream isn't really that sweet.
>>10735761
On a side note, thanks for hosting.
>>10735842
These kitties are pretty scary....
>screams while getting attacked by the leopards
>>10735761
Monster Kid blew bubbles from his maw when he's underneath and inhales deep when he emerges each time, panting almost out of frustration. A wiggling frantic buoy of a child in Zer0's presence. And, they're naked.
I don't know to be completely hone- blblb!
>>10735818
If I saved them first, then what I do won't seem wrong to them or me. Think of it as payment actually!
>>10735842
DUDE! A glove!
>>10735842
Let's not stay too long, it's boiling out here.
>>10735842
>Zer0 chooses truth, for no real reason. He patiently waits for Nui to ask him a question, hopefully not about fast food.
>>10735842
Did I really do the right thing?
>>10735842
What's your secret, Zer0??
>>10735877
Monster Kid needs training in putting up green arrows
>>10735716
I've learned that strategy is a must to survive. Just like how I always carry my staff around.
By the way, have we met before? I feel like we had a small talk before this. I'm just not sure.
>>10735899
>Now that's a broad question that can be taken in many different directions. Zer0 tilts his head to the side and broadcasts a "?" from his helmet.
What do you mean?
>>10735842
See, I would say she's rather bitter.
>>10735858
Anytime. I would host more but I don't like the quality of my code.
>>10735923
Why'd you have to go and screw it up!?
>>10735899
>tfw giantess Nui will never sit on you
>>10735923
Wow, kinda rude...guess we'll just have to kill him.
>>10735923
>Well that's ironic since he broke off our RP to take a shower.
>Zer0 has the man right where he wants him...again. However, he does not kill him, out of worry of being "VAC banned" again. This may be a different Arena, but it's better to be safe than sorry.
>>10735877
>>10735911
>I forgot my frickin' greentext again!
>>10735923
>Monster Kid searches for the reasoning of losing the green in his consonant and vowels, he finds and unleashes it and a fiery explosion consumes him!
>>10735923
Did the dog just talk.
>>10735955
fug him
>>10735761
You mean...reasonably normal people?
>>10735842
The...erhm...what was this again?
>>10735923
>>10735974
I dare think so, yes.
Being perfectly honest this wouldn't even be the most unusual thing from my own homeland.
>>10735920
Your darkest secret of course~
>>10735943
You want to die in an instant? normal size is perfect~
I'm going to sleep hg
do not touch my face
>>10735994
I wanna die like an insect
>>10735995
>touches ass
>>10735995
I'll sit on it
>>10735923
You really like that kind of establishment, right Johnny? Don't worry, we live in a progressive world.
Dog on dog violence.
>>10735995
*touches appendix*
>>10736018
STOP I AM NOT GAY I JUST MAGICALLY POP-UP OVER HERE
>>10736018
Yeah I totally remember him from that time at that place with the thing.
>>10736018
I'll make this quick for you.
>>10735985
>Zer0''s emoticon projection saves him the trouble of responding with any words: "止".
>>10735994
>Damn. The woman has Zer0 right where he wants him. He can't even back out now, as his honor won't let him suddenly just get up and leave.
>Taking a few quick glances around, Zer0 leans in and whispers his deepest, darkest secret to Nui. In haiku, of course.
>>10736018
>>10736052
>Apparently, the fake mustache and glasses didn't work. Zer0 removes them posthaste, his faceplate projection almost now resembling some sort of blush.
How embarrassing...
Let us never speak of this
and go our own ways.
>>10735995
Why would I put my hand on that greasy thing?
>>10736018
Oh, I thought I died...? Oh!
No dark dudes out there to get me just yet.
>>10736018
Do you hear the sound of vuvuzelas and angry english fans because their team lost again? It's FIFA time.
>>10736006
Oki doki then.
>>10736075
>proceeds to tell everybody your secret
>>10736102
RIP Paul
>>10736102
>It's not entirely the ref's fault, as Zer0 uses his Decepti0n skill to turn invisible when the referee turns to look at him.
>Once Miku gets the red card, a sudden, bright-red emoticon can be seen cutting through the air to everyone nearby: ";-)"
>>10736117
>Zer0 has since left her, and is completely unaware Nui told everyone that he still sleeps with a nightlight.
>>10736102
Football World Cup!? There is no way the US of A can't lose this! We are the best!
>>10736102
To hell with you Ref, get some damn glasses!
>Miku storms off the field
>>10736018
Wouldn't that be a dream come true.
>Soon
>>10736102
>But it was our year this year
>Just like it was our year last year and will be next year
>>10736102
Another kill Max Payne would be proud of.
>>10736148
>That's as good a sign as any that Zer0's bit the dust. One would think he'd be able to win a gunfight against the asshole femboy, but apparently not today.
>>10736148
Fuck you Monster Kid
>>10736148
Ha! I got you Fox! I'm gonna put your head right next to the Dog I killed a few days ago...
Wait why is everything melting? AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>Johnny wakes up, his head stuck on a tree.
>Soon he realizes Emi put him there
>>10736148
My personal curse, I died so often to that sickness.
>>10736148
Could you go sleep somewhere else? You're starting to creep me out.
>>10736194
Crap.
>>10736194
>Quick shout-out to all the Spaceballs references. Good-ass movie.
>>10736217
COME ON AND SLAM
>>10736148
>>10736201
>Waking up naked is unusual for the dinosaur kid, but if he had fingers to count the times this happened thus far. He eyed her and gave a big grin.
Well, I hope you had your fun. I'm getting out!
>>10736194
It's the Cool Kid Club. We'll tell them that. Our secret will remain forever. By the way, you're going to win this one. It will be you and I during the last round. I'm gonna lay down and let you have it. I won't backstab ya.
>>10736194
Jesus, Toilet Destroyer. Again? I'm glad I don't have to spent time in a small room with you.
>>10736217
The best movie.
>>10736217
IS THAT IMAGE A KAMEN RIDER REFERENCE???
>it is btw
>>10736148
Not bad.
>>10736252
come back to us max payne ava
>>10736223
>Different good-ass movie.
>>10736239
>Huh, didn't know that. I just went trawling for more Zer0 fanart earlier and saved it on a whim.
>>10736233
I.. oh no!
Option A! Option A!
>I love this.
>>10736275
>I am failing left and right. Flailing, too.
>>10736233
Someone made the wrong decision.
But don't worry, he got what he deserved.
>>10736252
Max, dearest of all my friends.
>>10736263
>Spaceballs
>misread it as Space Jam
Fuck, I need some sleep.
>>10736217
>>10736239
Yay, peace peace, onii-chan.
>>10736262
I never left.
>>10736239
>KAMEN RIDER
That's the Sailor Moon pose you faggot.
>>10736239
Wrong pose!
>>10736303
>>10736285
Winner next slide.
>>10736329
Maybe if I reverse jinx myself I'll win...
I will definitely die next slide!
>>10736329
And we have a winner, congratulations, Lum.
Also, Toilet Destroyer was a fun tribute.
>>10736366
Here is your winscreen.
>>10736356
>>10736366
>>10736366
>>10736356
Huuuh? I really didn't expect that tricky to work at all. Thanks a bunch for hosting Endo! I'm so happy to have won.
>>10736366
The placements.
>>10736366
>>10736373
Congrats Lum!!
>>10736356
>>10736366
Holy shit
>>10736373
Great job, Tiger-Titties!
>>10736366
And thanks for hosting, pal.
>>10736373
Congratulations.
>>10736389
Thank you.
>>10736389
Super thanks for hosting for us!!
>>10736373
>>10736389
Congrats buddy, and thanks for the fun!
>>10736366
Thanks for the game!
>>10736373
Congrats Lum!
>>10736389
And of course the summary for tournament anon.
Thank you all for playing.
Now I've got a question. Should I work on a new code based on the Third Reich, a code based on the seperated Germany or should I rather expand on my existing Batsu Games code to make it suitable for 48?
>>10736366
Congrats and thanks for the game.
>>10736386
>Trick*
>>10736373
I'll hang this one up on the fridge~! That's where you're supposed to put works of art, right? I wonder what kind of fridge the Mona Lisa is hanging on.
>>10736389
Why the hell do i always do so well when I'm not here?
Also Eric game in like 8 minutes.
Congrats, Lum.
Now let me rub your bum.
>>10736422
What's your Discord, endo
>>10736389
Thanks for hosting. Was a good one! Congrats to the winner.
>>10736422
Third Reich sounds cool, I vote that.
>>10736373
>>10736389
Congrats nerd.
>>10736422
>Honest opinion, I really like Batsu Games, so if you expanded/cleaned it up, I'd be all for that.
>>10736441
I use discord rather rarely, but here it is:
megaman#7610
>>10736453
>third reich sounds cool
>>10736422
B A T S U
>>10736485
Go to bed Adachi!
>>10736422
Separated Germany sounds interesting
>>10736501
Not until my computer finishes updating.
>>10736519
Well when it's done go to sleep!
>>10736453
>>10736472
>>10736499
>>10736508
Then I will focus Batsu for now but collect ideas for the other two ideas. Maybe I can merge those and create a code about 20th century Germany.
First 36
>>10736564
Sweet, looking forward to either one.
>>10736570
Wolfgang Grimmer
>>10736570
Megumi
>>10736570
Megaman
>>10736562
Make me.
>>10736577
>giraffe.jpg
>>10736570
Matt
>>10736570
Ash Crimson
>>10736570
Well it looks like i don't have to go anymore. Wooo.
>>10736570
Max Payne
>>10736570
Dirty Dan
>>10736570
Ivar Grydeland
>>10736570
Fluorette
>>10736570
Haruhara Haruko
>>10736594
Haven't seen that ava in a while.
>>10736570
Eggman-kun
>>10736570
Anarchy Panty
>>10736570
Barkis
>>10736570
Zer0
>Have to shower, so if I don't reply to any events/RP, that's why.
>>10736570
Recoome
>>10736593
Shut it, or I'll shoot you with a tranquilizer!
Post it.
You know what I mean.
>>10736570
Mask
>>10736570
Froze
>>10736608
>>10735914
>You probably missed this.
>>10736570
Wooby
>>10736570
Monster Kid
>>10736628
>>10736628
Oh, I know EXACTLY what you mean ;)
>>10736629
If I pulled that off would you die?
>>10736570
Johnny
>>10736628
>>10736570
Gay Priest
>>10736644
YOU JUST DON'T KNOW MY TRUE POWER
>>10736628
>>10736570
Araragi Karen
>>10736570
Mixmaster
>>10736628
>>10736570
The Reese Stuff'd PBC Burger
>>10736570
Gascoigne
>>10736570
The Gay Community
>>10736680
roll
>>10736680
roll
>>10736628
>>10736630
>Whoopsie, the sudden change from numbered to custom filenames make me slip past it, sorry about that.
>>10735914
I've...long since consigned myself to the randomness to this place. The spirits have decided to remind me to keep my determination and patience, and I'll not fail that lesson.
Erhm...hm.... Ah, yes! You were an...angel, correct? By the name of Froze?
>>10736628
>>10736628
>>10736570
A FUCKING LEAF
>>10736680
tfw not on the list
>>10736628
Clicking an image in my 4chan folder before the thumbnail loads, here's hoping it's not CP.
>>10736656
You're a small guy
>>10736570
Heart Summer
Dyson
>>10736701
>>10736713
Me neither Anon, you wanna hug?
>>10736736
It would be funny if it wasn't so depressing.
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BAITED ONCE MORE
he's gonna come back and host dark side games.... right?
>>10736790
>"Another day, another sucker. Just so happens that I was that sucker, this time."
>only wrote two events today
Oh shit we moving up
he's gonna come back and host Underworld games.... right?
>>10736790
Bollocks. If only I saw this coming...
>>10736790
who could have predicted such tragedy
oh no
evens take over roster
odds do something that isn't sleep
>>10736790
>Now i can just pick up the roster
Thanks for helping me out.
>>10736807
>reading it in his voice
God I want to suck your dick, Max avafag.
>>10736804
No. May he R.I.P. in piece.
>>10736715
ONCE THAT MOON HITS I WILL BE THE ONLY SURVIVOR
Gimme three more and i can pick up the bait.
>>10736697
It's a plus to have experience in this, I suppose.
Ah, yes. I remember now. And you must be Fluorette, a dream spirit, right? I'm still fascinated by your story about your world. I thought you were an angel, too.
>>10736892
ME!
>>10736892
Ai Ebihara
>>10736892
Elias Ainsworth
>>10736901
>>10736908
guys is that a skeleton
>>10736892
Bellona
>>10736892
perfectly straight
>>10736892
Ryougi Shiki
>>10736892
Star Butterfly
>>10736892
Agrias
>late to the bait
GOD FUCKEN DAMN IT. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCKING LATE GO
>>10736697
Also it's all good. I forgot to delete my other folder
>>10736892
MatPat
You can't out bait the MASTAH BAITER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11Krp4DYLfw
ahahahahahahaha
>>10736916
Nah man that's a demon
https://poal.me/d910s8
>>10736946
>>10736902
>>10736928
>>10736946
Sweet! Prepare to lose! ...Yeah! You! Not me!
>>10736946
It's been way too long since I've been here. Now I'm going to totally own you guys!
>>10736946
>"I was less than happy with one of my partners, but it wasn't much my choice. Most of this arena business is just a spin of the wheel, and I made a bum spin."
Let's get this done.
>>10736939
Get it together! You're supposed to be doing this at mahha supiido!
http://poal.me/nju43
very important
>>10736946
A slaughter awaits.
I can't wait any longer.
Start A.S.A.P.
>>10736946
Why the thumbnail?
>>10736960
You really didn't need to swap out Lady! But I'll try to make it far for both of us!
>>10737006
Virgina's tool
So, what are you guys listening to?
>>10736898
I...certainly suppose I've won enough to that I have "experience".
Well, that's my name, yes, but...dream spirit? No, not at all! A human soul temporarily separated from her body, that's all! My apologies about that, it's just, there's a people with halos naturally in my land, so I didn't think it'd really confuse people if I...a-again, my apologies for that matter!
>>10736946
I stand ready.
>>10737026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f06QZCVUHg
>>10736939
>>10736946
If there's time please swap!
>>10737012
Whatever. I just remembered I had a date to go on and didn't want that spot to go to waste. Lucky you.
>>10737015
No excuse. It now lets you choose to use the proper image in option.
>>10737026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ku1xXVGb2bw
>>10737026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOLnEOfs5PQ
>>10736984
d00D, the only reason I went fast in the first place was cuz I had a chase to ass.... I mean.. Ass to chase...
It's time
It's time
It's ERIC TIMETImetime
>>10736949
Is that a freaking TF2 scout headset?
>>10737006
What exactly are you talking about?
pls i'm tired.
>>10737037
Daaamn, oh DAAAMN.
if
>>10737026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EUdsm02Yfw
>>10737040
Lucky me indeed! Hope that your date goes well.
>>10737026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB12BslMI3Q
>>10737015
>You can select whether you use thumbnails or not.
>>10737070
It's fine, IT'S FINE! I took a lot of time! Pleasu continu[e]!
>>10737037
Thanks for tryin, friend. You're lit af, ya know that?
>>10737070
You think I'm scared of some haunted mansion, [REDACTED]? Well I'm not, and I'm going to prove it by beating the shit out of every monster in there!
>>10737026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg
>>10737070
My gif is clearly not a gif there, it has the tan background of a thumbnail
>>10737070
I have seen tanks turning into trees in the blink of an eye. I don't trust these things.
>>10737070
SEE 'YA LATER LOSERS!!
>runs away from the Cornucopia
>>10737070
>"I took a deep breath... And I ran like hell. I don't know what fuels angels, but fear gives men wings."
>>10737070
>Monster Kid scrambled about and tripped over his shredded sweater finally, face-planting and groaning angrily against the mansion's flooring.
Great start!
>>10737026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i7aBnoaYPQ
>>10737070
I hope this time i can achieve my dream of winning and make my Onee-chan proud of me
>>10737055
Hey man... That officer Chase based his look after is still around handing out tickets and stuff.
Damn, that is one JUICY cheeseburger.
>>10737100
Oh that.
I don't actually know why that's happening and it's upsetting me, gotta find a fix for that.
>>10737026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqURPBtGJzg
God i love that scarf
>>10737093
>Pleasu
You're retarded
>>10737146
There's no more fun thing to do than take photographs of animals killing each other, YOUSORO!!
>>10737086
>You just sitting down and listening to the entire album?
>>10737146
>The princess lifts the small cup up and sticks out her pinky finger.
At least I learned something from my mom.
>>10737146
Look, just because I have the accent doesn't mean that I'm some pip, pip cheerio motherfucker. Where's a real man's drink at?
>>10737146
Just click the image before making a copy of the link, otherwise it will have an s at the end and become a jpeg.
>>10737146
G-GHOSTS??!!!!!!
>screams
PIGYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!~
>>10737146
>"Lord knows what a butler was doing with a Colt Commando. The only thing he was serving people tonight was a hail of bullets.... I took it from him. Compliments to the chef."
>>10737169
>Usually whenever I don't have a video/podcast in the background, I either have some ASMR or an album in the background.
FUCKING
DAMMIT
WHY
SOMETHING HAPPENED
GAME JUST BROKE
SAYS I HAVE TO RESTART
WHY AM I SO SHIT AT THIS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I blame dan.
>>10737169
It's always nice to take after your parents I suppose. Unless they're like, an ancient million year old evil or something like that. Got any beer on you, mate?
>>10737203
FUCK! FUCK DAN! WHOEVER THAT IS!
>>10737203
this is why you use autocropper to save every slide in 10 seconds
>>10737203
I hope this is a joke, host.....
>>10737203
You gotta be kidding me.
>>10737218
I'm doing this from now on.
>>10737221
>>10737223
I'M JUST GONNA POWER THROUGH SLIDES AND HOST ANOTHER GAME AFTER THAT
FUCK I HATE MYSELF.
>>10737203
Happens, don't worry about it.
Next time use batch-cropping if you use auto cropper.
>>10737191
>I guess that makes sense. I got a problem with listening to entire albums because I rarely like the majority of songs off of it.
>>10737209
Nah my mom's just really grumpy all the time, but maybe that means she's a million year old ancient evil? And sorry but I got nothin', they searched me on the way in here.
>>10737203
>Sorry to her that Eric.
any point in doing an assignment for a subject i plan to drop
ALRIGHT
SAME ROSTER
SAME CODE
I'LL HOST LIKE THREE GAMES TONIGHT TO MAKE UP FOR THIS
>>10737274
Somehow this doesn't have the same magic.
>>10737274
Not fair........
ONEE-CHAAAAAAAN!
Isn't it funny how this only happens when I host?
>>10737274
Great now i have more bounty than before, i wonder if the Gay Priest has to do something with this Universal Reset....
>>10737260
Well, bollocks. I'm out of here, then. Oh, and if you aren't sure, you should probably ask your mum next time you see here. Knowing these kinds of things is pretty important, you know.
>>10737274
You can't fool me, I know all of bastards are alive and just waiting to put some shitty status effect on me. Well I'm not falling for it! Aaah!
>Matt proceeds to brutally hack down every totally normal dead tree he sees until he gets tuckered out.
>>10737331
Yeah, yeah let's blame him for this mess.
>>10737274
>"They'd shot out the tires. Less of a joy ride than a death sentence. A tree roared it's ugly head into view....
Then blacked mine out."
>>10737322
There definitely needs to be explosions in a movie. Lots and lots of explosions. Oh! And transforming robots as well!
>>10737331
I love you You
>>10737274
Do I really have to wear this thing the entire game?
>>10737322
Woah, big, buff and blonde has a wild side! Perfect blackmail stuff!
>>10737332
Catch you later new friend! And I'll make sure to ask her, my family's got a history with this kinda thing.
Gotta watch out for those flags, those guys are real dickheads.
>>10737372
Neat.
>>10737028
>Froze slaps her own head for forgetting the girl's identity
Ah, my bad. My memory could be a bit hazy sometimes.
And it's okay, I can understand how you feel. Hell, I wore a tight suit just to ran away from the bad guys. I'm still wondering how your soul got separated from your body. But I have a thing to take care of now. Apologies.
>sorry, my internet's been acting strange tonight so I have to off now. good night.
>>10737377
She must have been stung by a lot of mosquitos. She was scratching her region violently.
CRISP
>>10737399
FLESHY
>>10737322
Feels good to be the camera-girl, reminds me of that PV i did with Aqours
>sigh
Good times!
>>10737353
I love You too Anon, but i have to say that i'm only interested on Chika at the moment, so i have to decline any offer
>>10737377
Mixmaster? Is that a name of a new blender, because if that is i would love to buy that!!
CLEAN
>>10737377
Doo doo de dooo...
>Out of nowhere, he trips on a loose floorboard and fumbles the lantern
Owshit,ohfuck,ohshit,ohfuck!
>Miraculously, Matt somehow manages to catch the lantern without it falling on the floor and breaking.
Wew, that was way too close...
>>10737362
Star, I'm gonna ask you to destroy that video at once.
LOCK
DES
Oh goddammit this is the sexy maid code isn't it.
>>10737372
At this rate I wound't be surprised if you all just jumped ship over there.
>>10737399
WOOOO, CRISPY, WOOOO TANGY.
BOIS
>>10737436
>Matt is indeed up to no good. As he's planning on stealing all the swords and 'sweet loots' he can out of this place.
>Also, yes, this is indeed the sexy maid mansion.
So how about that weather?
>>10737377
I swear on my entire kingdom I didn't kill those maids!
>>10737422
Hmmmm, why would I do that?
>>10737436
H-how do I play?
>>10737384
Aha...being forgotten is something I'm more than used to, ma'am.
>She smiles a bit awkwardly, before bowing deeply.
I'll be more than happy to tell you at a later time, if you're still curious. Farewell!
>Have a good night.
>>10737436
>Yes. Yes it is.
I suggest an extended period of...abstinence.
>>10737436
It's clearly the butler. But that person with the dark skin looks very suspicious too.
>>10737436
>Maybe if I help her with the cleaning, she will give me the "special service" tonight
>>10737466
It is extremely embarrassing and it would destroy me if it were to go public! Hand it over!
>>10737436
What's that dumb-fuck doing at this moment?....
>watches her moving through the garden like if she were sleepwalking
Welp, that's dumb
>looks at both sides to confirm that no one is seeing
Great, i have to record this!!!
Goddammit, did Reese take my washer again?! That's the third time this month!
>>10737510
Both of these things are absolutely horrible.
>>10737487
Well, on one hand, I got leverage from his for the next Johnny Games. But on the other hand my code of honor prevents it, so here you go!
The girl tosses the camera over to Johnny.
Be a bit more observant next time.
>>10737510
I really did! No I'm not going mad......I think.
>>10737510
Oh shit........ Kurumi isn't going to kick my arse because of this, right?
>>10737542
>Wew, forgot greentext sorry.
Looks like our old pal Dan is up to his dirty jokes again.
>>10737510
>babbles sleepily
f...fucking...
>starts drooling
rik-...riko-chan, stop going everywhere with chika...
i-i'm gonna shoot 'ya....
When am i going to fix this.
>>10737568
The fuck are you looking at me for? I sure as hell didn't have sex with that maid... Though I was pretty drunk last night.
>>10737568
Life is not worth anymore if chika doesn't loves me......
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAVE ME?!!!!
>>10737510
Wow! Look at that deer head! Lemme get a little closer, I wanna see it bett-
>>10737542
Thank you, girl. I owe you a big one.
Well of course I'm recording this, why else would i be doing this? This is perfect material for the show.
>>10737644
Well, i really don't think anyone can hear us, so...
gimme all you got tiger
>winks at her
>>10737626
Noted.
>>10737568
H-hey lady, are you okay there? You got some....stuff, leaking out a bit....
>>10737644
No freaking way! Girl on girl stuff! Earthlings surprise me every day!
>>10737644
I don't even sleep. So lie down while I sit here, watching.
>>10737644
>>10737684
Oh yeah, baby, I'm ready to get it o- ...Wait a fucking second... You aren't my girlfriend!
>Matt punches the shit out of You in his drunken stupor so hard, she goes flying out of his room and crashes into a wall. Luckily, she lived.
Don't worry reese's, It's not like you're a completely disgusting product that almost nobody want's to order or anything.
>>10737706
Now hold on there, mate. What reason would I have to kidnap anyone? Just seems like way too much trouble to me.
>>10737696
>tries to get up from the beating she recently got
Why does this always happens to me?....
I want my suffering to end already
>>10737706
Talking about bad luck!! Look what we have here
HELP! I CAN'T FIND MY DAUGHTER! SOMEBODY PLEASE! SHE'S JUST A LITTLE GIRL! HAVE ANY OF YOU SEEN HER!?
>breaks into a sob
F for skeleton boy.
>>10737743
You got separated from your kid?
>>10737743
Did an NPC just call for help? Then I'll be there! What's this little girl of yours look like, ma'am?
>>10737706
How lovely
Looks like Dan was almost caught Pranking again. For shame Dan, for shame.
>>10737753
Yeah, she's just a little girl. I don't know what I would do if I lost her!
>>10737769
She's about this tall
>gestures with her hand
And gray..with pointy ears..
>>10737799
...Oh fuck, you're some old dude...
>>10737800
Gray... Pointy ears... Is your husband an elf or something?
>>10737799
Only the death can save me from this nightmare everyone calls "Life"
>cries herself to sleep
C-Chika-chan.......
>>10737799
WHERE ARE YOU!? COME OUT ALREADY!!
>>10737833
This is the last picture I ever took of him. Isn't he such a hunk?
Jeez, look at all the property damage you people are causing! I'm going to have to pay out the ass for all of this.
>>10737800
Well, technically you did lose her since you're out here looking for her, but that's not the point. I'm sure she'll turn up somewhere, I just hope it's not in the arena, that place is a literally a death trap.
Gee Eric, why do you always gotta kill the threads with your autism?
>>10737847
That's a bloody vampire! ...I guess not all of them are blood sucking parasites after all. Anyway, I'll be sure to be on the look out for your daughter, ma'am.
>>10737871
It sure is!
>Unbeknownst to Matt, the denizens of the mansion are watching his every move.
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