uh pretend you didn't just see that
>>10734158
I liked that bridge.
>>10734158
>Rides the dirt bike around the stage of his new show with shorter burnt hair
This shit is like Oakland all over again Haaaahmeee
>>10734037
>Starts rapping
I got cheese on my head but don't call me a cheese head
Bees on my head, but don't call me a bee head
Bruce lees on my head, but don't call me a lee head
>>10734158
>>10734124
Quickly before I reside for the night, tell the tale of the mighty knight her overcame all odds despite her short stature. It will inspire the hearts of those around you.
>>10734103
Huh, I really thought that would work. Guess he's like one of those waterproof laptops that they make these days.
>Dies like a little bitch again
>4 UID's
DEAD
>>10734207
6 now fag lmao
>>10734124
Alright gramps, story time, make it a good one.
>>10734086
>she nods everytime he gives out an answer before sitting down there looking up at him
...So your a robotnik, that means servant right?
>>10734158
(I-I don't know how to roleplay to this one, have a (You) instead)
>>10734207
9 and still going fag
THE FEAST
Also known as just another slide because the death rate is not really that high
>>10734240
Why would I need to go when I have this old man that washed up from a lake?
>>10734240
>She is too busy crushing some ants with a stick, feeling her dominance over them, pretending as if she's some sort of evil invader, here to destroy all the ants
>>10734240
Wait a minute..you're not Reese Withe-
>>10734207
12 strong, and groowing~
>>10734240
I must ask that you forgive me for such a barbaric act but I warned you at the start, anyone who stands between me and victory will be cut down! Or in your case, smeared against a stone.
>>10734230
A robot. I think Robotnik is some fat egg shaped man who occasionally shows up here.
Before I got turned into a fighting robot I was a lab assistant.
>>10734240
I'M ON THE FAST TRACK TO RUNNING THIS NIGGAS >>10734205
SHOW. Mimi was just a roadblock between me and "The New Eric Andre Show ft Reese Witherspoon"
What would a doll want to see a skeleton shower? Weird.
>>10734240
Eh, I got better stuff to do, and I got my own food.
>Anthony stays in his shack, making more music reviews and probably eating cheap, microwave food
>>10734205
>Zer0 fills the man with lead, and becomes all that more happier when he sees him collapse to the ground and die: ":-)".
>Of course, he still braces himself if he gets "VAC banned" again, but thankfully that doesn't happen. Though, what happens if someone dies outside the Arena? The assassin is about to find out.
>>10734271
Nigga I am Reese with a spoon. Don't question it.
>>10734294
God dammit....no new show for me.
>tfw I have been lurking for weeks on end with absolutely no drive to RP or even enter.
Please help.
>>10734294
>says some things about how Star Raiders 3 is better than Star Raiders 2
elias is not a skeleton
>>10734294
My end was an inevitable outcome. I wish you luck on your road to victory, show no mercy, for if you are able to down a captain with...questionable tactics then you can surely win.
>>10734308
are you me?
>>10734308
What have you even been doing? I can't imagine how boring it must be just watching this. Like, not even shitposting or anything, just watching?
Elias is a demon.
I don't blame the Tank. She actually looks like she's camo painted.
Elias is hot.
>>10734286
Who needs assistants when you can have servants? Well I... uh... don't really have any more questions, so uh...
>she hand waves the robot off
Shoo, shoo now.
>>10734294
>she looks at the skeleton, trying to stare and observe for any weakness, only to notice that he is without his clothes, she simply runs away screaming because of her innocence
>>10734319
>Yawn
Captain? Sounds like nepotism..
>>10734333
What is this, the shelves of abandoned homes?
>>10734307
If you say so Reese...with a spoon? well, you said don't ask...
>>10734333
>she looks at a strange long barrel, before walking to the end of it, looking at the hole before the tank point-blank blasts her away, as her fluff burst around the place
>>10734328
>tfw been lurking for over a year
fuckin hell kill me now
>>10734333
>Anthony just shoves the emerald in the pocket of his flannel, not knowing about it's power
Well, if times are gonna get tough, I atleast I got something to sell.
>>10734380
>That first I isn't suppose to be there
>>10734330
>>10734317
You are what I want you to be in my game, suckers. In this case, DEAD.
F I N A L T W O
Now, who am I gonna take on a date, that shy cutie or...Hoshi?
>>10734368
Nigga, what the fuck?
>tfw I will never have good rp no matter how much I try
>>10734355
I know this is bad timing but I've decided to go get a bite to eat. Please accept my sincerest of apologies.
>>10734303
>Sits up Jason Voorhees style
Ooof, nothing like a little dirt nap to help you feel alive.
>Proceeds to get up and brush himself off like nothing happened.
Goddammit, now I'm gonna need to get another new suit.
>>10734294
>>10734307
Oh thank god, my show is saved for at least one more season.
>>10734389
The darn wambo combo
>>10734319
You done good sorry no one interacted with you
>>10734346
You don't need servants if you are not a king. Well, good bye, strange doll.
>>10734389
F-Final two, huh? Maybe I'll win... No, I better not get ahead of myself.
It's me and you Hoshi! G-Good luck...
>>10734389
>>10734407
Well, it was nice working with ya, Parker. You were a cool guy.
>Anthony succumbs to the wounds he got from the iconic combo
post minimum wage
>>10734397
It's fine, you go enjoy your food.
>>10734431
I have a bad feeling about your chances.
*Appropriates your culture*
I am in no way upset with this result.
>>10734463
8.25
>>10734463
$250
>>10734395
You don't need good rp for hg.
>>10734475
Oh! I was wrong, congrats.
THE WINNER IS RIKO!
Thank goodness, momma. You had me worried for a bit. Congratulations to you and everyone who tried but failed pathetically.
Now, where am I to take such a pretty lady as yourself
>>10734499
Have fun being irrelevant
>>10734475
Oh wow you got the second best, I mean I would of won if I wanted to date you, but I didn't.
(Thanks for hosting and congrats)
>>10734405
>Well, there's his answer. They just heal and stand back up. Of course they would. No one can ever possibly die for good here...right? At the mention of the man's clothes, Zer0 responds.
That one is destroyed,
like I thought you would have been.
>Zer0's faceplate projection changes to: "[O][O]".
That is not the case.
>>10734475
>>10734504
remember condoms desu
>>10734475
>>10734504
I won? I won! I-I didn't expect something like this to happen honestly... Thank you very much. I'm so happy.
Y-You don't have to take me anywhere, really.
>>10734504
Congratulations Riko-chan, i'll tell nee-chan and the others so Aqours can celebrate in your honor today
>>10734364
That first part was a question
>Beats that nigga ass
Fuck you mina
>>10734405
Soon nigga, soon.
>>10734504
Congrats on dating the one and only Mr. Bravo. And thanks for the game Johnny.
>>10734475
>>10734504
Yikes. Congrats Riko, uh, good luck on your...date.
>>10734504
Congratulations, Riko. Thank you for hosting, Johnny.
>>10734504
Congrats little cartoon slut.
Thanks for hosting JB, you the realest nigga here.
Create a MOBA-like skill set for one of your avas
Q -
W -
E -
R -
>>10734524
Your house, then? I like your style, momma.
Anyways, here are the placements. Summary coming right up.
Rate my deck, hg.
>>10734504
Congratulations.
>>10734573
Thank you.
>>10734572
>What the fuck does this even mean?
>>10734572
what does it stand for?
>>10734504
Aww I didn't win. Oh well, thanks for the game anyway Johnny! I'll get that royal picnic one day!
Enjoy your Tourney points, scrubs.
>>10734573
N-No! I mean, no... I think you should go on a date with someone else. Maybe a girl like >>10734557
would be more your style? I think you two would make a cute couple, really.
>>10734573
Thanks for hosting Johnny!
>>10734531
It's Miku! MI-KU!
>>10734602
>tfw no points
>>10734504
Congratulations to you, ma'am. And thank you for this, sir.
>>10734628
Opens your eyes
>>10734626
Mee koo
>>10734581
Jo/10
>>10734504
>Congratulations
>>10734573
>Thanks for hosting
>>10734605
Fufu, that was some pretty cold rejection. So cruel.
>>10734518
>Eric looks over at the confused, murderous bounty hunter
What are you looking at? Oh. Right, the whole not being dead thing. Yeah, fun fact, if you sign a contract with adult swim the big guys back at headquarters won't let you die, something about "not wanting to lose out on money" or whatever. I'm not sure how it works either but hey, if it lets me survive getting shot several times by a jackass like yourself then i won't complain.
>>10734531
Yeah right, I'll believe it when I see it.
>>10734573
Thanks for the game big match Johnny.
>>10734605
I ain't dating that sexy fuck, he too gohjus.
>>10734626
Milk? Nah, I don't drink dairy.
>>10734605
She's pretty, momma, but you're BEAUTIFUL. It matters not, I already made my choice!
>Johnny grabs Rika, piggybacks her and runs away at Lightning speed.
>do you want a win card? I'm no good with design but I can come up with something
>>10734581
dead dad/10
>>10734504
Congrats and thanks for the game.
http://poal.me/54jkj
>>10734645
Wrong!
>>10734672
EVEN MORE WRONG!
>>10734674
Guess rejection wasn't gonna stop him. Hmm hmm..
>>10734661
>tosses frisbee
>>10734674
>>10734692
MEH KUH?
>>10734696
>>10734674
RIKA-CHAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!
>>10734515
>>10734532
>>10734534
>>10734552
>>10734557
>>10734585
>>10734626
>>10734628
>>10734655
>>10734685
>You're welcome.
>>10734597
How about I take your number and call you in say...two years?
>>10734690
Forgot to mention. Don't treat it as a poll, just enter an answer for one of your characters
>>10734708
.........
>throws a ball
>>10734661
I'm not trying to be mean, really. That person just isn't my type is all.
>>10734674
EEP! P-Put me down right now!
>Riko is carried off into the fucking distance, much to her own dismay
>(You can if you want but don't feel obligated, the winslide is good enough for me. Thank you for offering.)
>>10734640
Pardon?
>>10734730
nice armpits
>>10734733
Thank you.
>>10734667
>Zer0 doesn't appreciate being called a jackass: "N0 U".
>He is also still confused, having now idea what the man means by "adult swim." Or anything else he said, for that matter.
There was no contract.
What are you talking about?
>He sizes up the bullet holes in Eric's suit.
Did one hit your brain?
>>10734725
>Runs after it.
>>10734730
Have you really spent the time to find out? Well whatever, it's not my business.
>>10734704
>Threatening my boy Johnny Bravo
Get their dick out of your mouth.
>>10734741
...Very well then.
>>10734706
No, no, no, NO! MI-KU!!!
Who's going to host during SAW?
>>10734809
SAW
>>10734714
Deal!
http://poal.me/yg79cb
http://poal.me/yg79cb
http://poal.me/yg79cb
VERY VERY IMPORTANT POAL
http://poal.me/yg79cb
http://poal.me/yg79cb
http://poal.me/yg79cb
>>10734751
I'm talking about the contract they made me sign over at adult swim for my show. You know, that thing that happens every night on cartoon network past, what is it 10:00? I don't remember, but it's the only place I could find where they let me air my show. Surely you've heard of it right? I mean, I know you're supposed to be some sort of super cool bounty hunter guy, but I'm sure even a guy like you like likes to take a load off and watch some television every now and then. Oh, in my head spun by the way, but I can tell you that my wallet is going to be pissed off then I'm going to get another one of the suits made, so thanks for that.
>>10734809
I'm confident I can write a code in a week if I had any ideas but I have none and no theme, I've hit a creative brick wall.
>>10734826
I love these Junko's dead dad memes. Serves that cunt right.
>>10734714
Aw shit, this is what happens when I look away for a few minutes. Thanks for hosting you bastard. You did a better job than I did on my first go!
>>10734859
You don't need a theme.
>>10734826
>Johnny leading the poll
>>10734826
>Fyxe goes up 6 votes in 1 minute
>>10734826
Where's Asgore?
>>10734878
yeah, but I figure I'd try my hand at one since my past games have just been random. theme games are actually pretty tough.
>>10734809
I plan to host. I don't have a code ready for it but yeah.
>>10734809
>I am, hopefully twice the first night.
>>10734841
>Zer0 just stares at the man for a little bit.
>Then, he slowly brings his hand up to the side of his head, holding it horizontally a few inches away. He extends just his index finger to point at his helmet, and then twirls it around in a circle.
>Simultaneously, his helmet projection changes: "8D".
>>10734898
You gave me good ideas for Gotham Games back then, how about that theme or something based on another comic?
>>10734826
>3 votes
Am i a cute?
>>10734947
No. Please get dressed before I lose my vision.
>>10734937
As much as I love comics I don't think I have enough knowledge of them to make a good game. I have thought about though.
>>10734973
Any video games? I know you like MGS and Dean and Ocelot don't really host them anymore, so this might be an idea.
>>10734916
>only wrote a single event today
>>10734936
Oh, you're calling me weird? That's funny coming from the guy that only speaks in haikus and a tv for a face. It's like this guys never even heard of TV before. It's like he's an alien or something.
>>10734969
Hey it's a free country, as long as I'm not completely butt naked I'm free to go.
>>10734991
That's one more than me, Anon.
>>10734986
Dean? Wait dean hosted mgs games before?
>>10734826
>Aussa that high up
Hiita and Adachi please
>>10735017
>not knowing
Miku you are way older than me and I know this shit
>>10735017
He used to ava Big Boss. I forgot the name of his game unfortunately.
Well, I'm in the mood to host right now. Please give me 36 tributes.
>>10735038
Sheruff Barkington
>>10735038
Star Butterfly
>>10735038
Yuno
>>10735038
Toilet destroyer
>>10735038
Aron
>>10735038
Lana's mother
>>10735038
>>10735037
WHHHAAAAAAT!!!! I-I didn't know that!!!!
>>10735038
Miku
>>10735038
Elias Ainsworth
>>10735038
Froze
>>10735038
Monster Kid
>>10735038
Ryougi Shiki
>>10735038
Wolfgang Grimmer
>>10735038
Cassidy
>>10735038
Miku's ass
>>10735038
Mahiro Fuwa
>>10735038
Parker Dinkleman
>>10735038
Neopolitan
>>10735038
Emilia
>>10735038
perro caca
>>10735038
Mixmaster
>>10735038
Lum!
>>10735005
That may be, but I am rather fond of being able to see who I am trying to fight.
>>10735038
Ash Crimson
>>10735038
Wu Zetian
>>10735038
The American Badass
>>10735038
Eustace Bagge
>>10735038
Etanity Larva
>>10735038
Propeller Knight
>>10735038
The Song
>>10735038
Ridley
>>10735038
Agrias Oaks
>>10735038
Craig
>>10735038
Zer0
>>10735038
Best Servant
>>10735038
Eric Andre
>>10735038
Inkling
>>10735038
Fluorette
>>10735038
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>10735038
I
>>10735038
Barkis
>>10735038
Pedobait
>>10735038
Lola
Two more please.
>>10735038
Aliera Carstairs
>>10735054
>But I thought...
>>10735162
Mask
>>10735162
Doom
>>10735162
Genghis Khan
>>10735171
>w-wait, what?
>>10735038
Lana's Mom
>>10735038
Reigen Arataka
>>10735171
>>10735054
>someone asked last night if there was a yunofag
>tell them there is
>they make a folder anyway
you people are so retarded.
>>10735038
Araragi Karen
>>10735198
Do you think Lana's poots would smell the same? Asking for a friend, haha.
>>10734730
Rika, if you're still here, have your win card. It's crap but it's something.
>>10735005
>Zer0 knows what a television is and how it works. he tells this to the man by projection the following emoticon that looks like one: "[::]<".
>When he speaks, however, it has nothing to do with T.V.
Right on the money.
An extraterrestrial
stands right before you.
>For added dramatic flair, Zer0 puts his hands on his hips and stares off to the side.
>>10735038
Johnny
>>10735232
That's so thoughtful, thank you very much Johnny.
>>10735212
>i don't come here that often anyway.
>>10735232
Wrong vowel, you want an O, not an A.
Please check for mistakes and make swaps if needed.
>>10735194
>I was almost done building a folder of her. Last night there was someone asking about her, so I guess 3 people wanted Yuno?
>>10735266
>The Doll yawns and looks around for any replacements to take her spot before looking at the big guy, grabbing his leg and tugging it
You're taking my spot.
>>10735081
>>10735243
>>10735243
>>10735098
>>10735266
I'm going to bed, so you can give them my spot.
>>10735243
>>10735051
Swap
>>10735266
>>10735213
>>10735075
>>10735266
>Swap, I feel like lurking a bit more before RPing around here.
>>10734730
Riko, if you're still here, have your win card. It's crap but it's something.
>>10735266
Easy win for me! Don't bother, dudes!
I give you all one chance to surrender before it starts. Do not waste it.
>>10735266
Ready!!
>>10735274
>i didn't want her much longer. i can always pick another hidamari girl
>>10735284
>>10735283
>>10735266
Then give this person my spot, I won't be here so it's not right if I take up a place someone else could use.
>>10735266
It is time to kill
A bloodstained blade is always
a fantastic sight.
>>10735296
>Oh fuck, you're finally back?
>>10735297
Shit boss
>>10735283
>>10735284
>>10735285
Whoa whoa whoa, settle down ladies. I only need just one.
>thanks
>>10735298
is it weird being in a game against your own butt?
>>10735266
Ahh, a beautiful team... for the most part.
>He glances at Nui.
How... How are you doing that?
>>10735296
How, you don't have arms.
>>10735292
Th-thanks for fixing it...
>>10735309
Hey stupid, I was yawning, you know why? Because I'm sleepy! I'm not gonna be here!
>>10735266
>>10735283
>>10735309
Don't put me in and if she doesn't want it give it to this guy
>>10735203
>>10735318
>That's a familiar voice. Nice to see ya, dude!
Dang! I gotta get these legs back in shape!
>>10735326
You'll see!
>>10735297
The spirits demand I prove myself, and I cannot fail them. My apologies, ma'am.
>>10735266
I stand ready.
>>10735299
>You could go for Miyako? Or I could.
>I don't know anymore.
>>10735321
I'll kick anyone's butt, even my own if I have to anon.
>>10735326
And you have a hand up your ass
>>10735266
May the best win!
>>10735350
>have yuno! Go for it.
>>10735352
>>10735354
Cancer
>>10735352
At least it's not a stick.
>>10735345
Sure, I'll see you as my foot stool by the end of this.
Johnny in, Riko out.
Karen in, Mahiro out.
Reigen in, Emilia out.
I hope everything is fine now. I will start asap.
>>10735334
>>10735377
You should have spared yourself the confusing mess and just given me the spot to begin with.
Regardless, I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>10735356
Alright I appreciate it. It may take awhile since I'm trying to finish up another folder but at some point I'll bring Yuno out.
>>10735370
What about this cancer you speak of, anon?
>>10735377
Oh ho! A fellow ladies man! I can tell you and I will share QUITE the adventure~!
>don't want to make an ava screen thing
>just idly searching fan art of one of my characters
>find crossover art that has them both
Haha oh wow
>>10735266
>The ice cream girl nods in approval, even if she's going to bed soon.
>She begins to wonder why she entered this game in the first place...
>Shrugs. It's too late now.
>>10735266
Hey hosty, could you give my spot to somebody else? I have some shit i want to take care of.
>>10735354
u da bes
>>10735345
>One of a few, possibly. How you been?
>>10735377
Repeating the list?
I am losing my patience.
Just begin. Right now.
>>10735373
>Monster Kid laughs at this dude, puffing out his chest. If there were arms, they would be proudly flexed.
I'll be making you chew my hiney before the end comes, bruh!
>>10735394
You, i mean you pretty much had to take Space AIDS to become Omega Ridley
>>10735266
And we're starting.
I hate the bloodbath. I need more events for this thing.
>>10735391
But I didn't want you in, I wanted the big buff blonde in, you just seem to skinny and just some businessman, you'd never survive.
>>10735422
>Propeller Knight flies away from the Cornucopia.
>>10735422
Those laces were terrible! Who made those things like that?
>>10735413
Maybe I will, with a side of potatoes and wine, I do enjoy a good rump roast.
>>10735422
I think I found my robot.
>>10735410
>Working 12 hour days for nearly a month! Being short-handed stinks. Hey, that's coming from me, pfhaha! Keeping your head above drama, I hope?
>>10735422
Dang! My backpack has been here all along! My trash is all here, too!
>>10735422
How dare she, I'm going to kill her.
>>10735432
(This grammar is my cue to go and take a nap)
(A-napping I go)
>>10735400
>Sleeping on a saturday
>>10735422
Ehhhhhh~
Nee-chan wouldn't be proud with me doing this, but i don't like that girl with blue hair
>locks the canteen and starts running away from the Cornucopia
>>10735441
I'll rump your roast. Don't tell my parents, though!
>>10735418
My phazon injections were vital to my survival, also I got to star in another Metroid game thanks to those babies.
>>10735240
Wait really, you're an alien? You know, it's kind of sad that I don't find this weird, we're amazing anymore thanks to this place. Normally you'd think I'd be like "I'm meeting a real life alien, this is so cool" at this place is full of so many weirdos and freaks it's kind of lost its effect on me. Now that you're here on Earth, if this even is Earth, I guess you can go indulge yourself in some fine human customs. Like maybe you can go find out how to wire me some money for my dry cleaning bill. Speaking of which, I need to go Kohl's somebody so I can get the suit patched up, thanks for that by the way. Have fun murdering everybody, you face plate wearing freak.
>Gotta go shower or something
>>10735422
This seems suspicious
>Froze stares at the "statue" and knocks on the head
It's just a statue.
>>10735422
Nothing to see here, just a mask, boys.
>>10735398
wew ld
>>10735459
>The ice cream girl realizes the error she made.
>Neo meant to imply that she was going to do other things with friends.
>>10735287
Thankaranya! I'll make sure to kick some butt in your name!
>>10735422
N-nani?! But I never use... Alright it's part of the script.
>Karen's arms drop like spaghetti as she turns around and walks away, leaving the arena against her will.
>>10735422
A lot of american football players entered this game. This tells me that I need to think of more three player events.
>>10735455
Good night!
>>10735476
>>10735422
It looks rather like something out of a video game, does it not? A very lifelike one, at that, I wonder how much it could've cost to make.
>>10735467
Try me, I will live to see you extinct.
>>10735496
This is a weird duo
>>10735422
Uh...are you okay, buddy? You're looking at me kind of weird.
>>10735496
NO I'M NOT DISGUISED AS A GAY DUDE
>>10735496
Ha ha! You're from Canada! Hee hee, ha ha ha! Hon hon hon~!
>>10735496
Female football team? Great story there lola now tell me the one about the one-armed man.
>>10735518
>fucks your helmet hole
>>10735496
What's a termination?....
Help me onee-chaaaaaan......
>>10735496
Someone is a sore loser. Oh well, I'm gonna go do something else for a while.
>>10735496
But then I had to go through a knee surgery so I dropped my football career for the army
>>10735496
>Monster Kid has curled into a defensive ball as he spilled his... guts to a feral space dragon.
...It's the puberty, I swear. And it hit hard. My home's gone and I'm a broken soul. What do you suggest I do?
>>10735422
>implying HG is a roleplay community
>I wrote it again but the sense of satisfaction didn't come.
>>10735496
If there's one thing I never thought I'd need to think about it's looking out for my ass. My ass will remain unplundered this game, cursed mask.
>>10735534
>I like this.
>>10735422
>Zer0 is used to having to remain entirely motionless, so he passes for a statue flawlessly. it helps that he can power down into his meditative state within minutes.
>>10735447
>Well, that sounds like it fucking sucks. As for drama, kinda sorta yeah. A lot less of that lately involving me, a lot more hosting some good games and RPing.
>>10735471
Earth...
>Zer0 taps his finger against his chin, trying to recall if he's ever been to "earth." He's still doing that as the man wishes him the best in his killing and departs: "..."
>>10735496
>Zer0 doesn't even attempt to grab it. What good would it do him when he already has a vast arsenal?
It is too much weight.
As they say, brains over brawn.
>Then: ">:)"
And bullet and blade.
>>10735496
I guess you won't be able to sit for a while, Miku.
A Max Payne impression done absolutely right.
Even I can see this sorcery, it's obvious.
>>10735491
>Thankaranya
Are you retarded or you have brain damage?
>>10735565
Well, I can always give it to Big Boss...
>>10735558
>Dude, I was waiting for a game and watched ya play Zer0. Looks like you're having fun!
>>10735565
>Monster Kid wiggled out of his clothes quite literally. He gawks at Zer0's features and a big stupid smile displays.
So, this is what best buds do? Get naked and get wet?
>>10735565
Skeleton's seriously are the worst, is that a gun in his hand? ugh.
The real guy is a bad egg too!
>>10735548
Well, I suggest high levels of therapy and maybe you should try finding a job to sustain yourself.
>>10735565
Number one rule for these group occasions, never trust the silent ones.
>>10735496
Ah, this must be the hammer for the mighty paladin destined to slay me one day. Too bad for that paladin I can change fate!
>Craig grabs hold of the hammer's handle and struggles to lift it up from the ground, groaning as his bones creak. Eventually he strains himself so hard that his arms pop out of their sockets, leaving the skeleton armless.
Huh. Never mind then, guess I'm fucked.
>>10735565
murdermudermurdermurdermilkmilkmilkmilkmurdermurdermurdermurdermilkmilkmilkmilk
Those things are the two key sources of sustenance for a skeleton. Milk n' murder, murder n' milk. The best is high calcium!
>>10735565
That thing would feed a family of four for months.
I like how well Eric's and Barkington's images go together.
This is an event where I wish toilet destroyer would be part of. Maybye it will happen later in the game.
>>10735496
>going through the servant's luggage, Agrias comes across some questionable things that cause her to blush hard.
>>10735565
I did not mean to slay the flying knight, merely the other two. But my skill with this weapon is not that great.
>>10735565
PIGYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!~
>>10735502
Yeah, must be some sort of a very popular figure. Unless nobody would spend their money making this.
>Froze notices the statue has already gone by the time she turns her head
We've been fooled.
>>10735565
Gross. Don't come at me.
>>10735639
Milk my tits Craig
>Alma Elma
>>10735583
>>10735596
>What possessed Zer0 to ask the tiny dinosaur to take a swim in the nude, even he doesn't know. At least he doesn't have to undress at all to go skinny-dipping, though that also means he's technically ALWAYS skinny-dipping.
>Hearing the dinosaur give him a reason, he just agrees with it since he doesn't have a better one.
You are right.
>Zer0 is really fucking fun to play, even more so after I massively stepped up my RP game over the past few weeks.
>>10735641
>This is another downside to Zer0 always being naked: showing off his birthday suit to all the other horny HG denizens in the shower, especially those like him. He doesn't even try to pick up the soap.
>>10735641
I think a lot of songs are cute. I should add her to my collection.
>>10735574
accent
>>10735675
>Mislink me one more time and I'll one tap you across the map
>>10735641
The pedos strike again, this is bad!!!
Onee-chan, please, save me.......
>>10735635
I'll work as a veterinarian!
>>10735641
He noticed and didn't grimace, actually.
Well, um. Your hygiene is a tad better than mine, but I don't think you get much excuses to be like that, bruh.
>>10735675
>Zer0 is going to have to help Monster Kid not sink several times, but with all that effort the small dinosaur child grows closer to his new favored hero.
>>10735641
You wouldn't expect that from adorable being, but in these games, everything is possible.
Was that a murder-suicide?
But we got a rather fitting event for toilet destroyer.
New thread coming up.
>>10735653
P-pardon?
>Fluorette does a quick double-take with wide eyes, before shaking her head.
...This place never fails to confuse or surprise, does it?
>>10735641
Haha! When I was a child, I always wanted to be the knight to slay the dragon!
>>10735641
>dies peacefully
>>10735703
> God dangit, I forgot my >. I am so embarrassed!
>>10735641
>The skeleton staggers back as fragments of porcelain explode out at him and puncture his skull, severing his connection to the SKELETON MAGIC that keeps his bones together. He stands upright for a couple of seconds before collapsing into a pile of bones.
>>10735660
I dunno, are they capable of producing high calcium content? I don't want that high protein trash, only the best.
>>10735699
Your sister isn't here to save you, I paid her to look the other way.
>unzips pants to reveal a completely smooth lower waist
>pulls out a magnifying glass so you can see my dick
>>10735708
Oh, man. I'm loaded! Thanks for the meal, fellas; but I have to go take a walk now. These calories have to go somewhere.
>>10735708
B-But i thought hugging that dog for 20 minutes couldn't make any harm to him...
>>10735708
W-We Should hide the body...and make sure to grab her wallet too.
>>10735695
>Implying
>summit1g yourself.
>>10735703
>Zer0 does just that. Every time, the dinosaur somehow trips in the water and goes under, Zer0 is there to pull him out.
>After the sixth time, he finally thinks to ask a question.
Have you no balance?
Just what are you tripping on?
>Zer0 looks down at the lake they are currently bathing in.
The water itself?
>>10735708
>The person's name and appearance should have been more than enough to indicate bad trouble ahead. Zer0 thanks his lucky stars he can't smell as the rest of his group dry heaves and covers their noses.
>>10735641
Why the troubled looks? Did I not say it properly?
>>10735708
I am not disrespectful. I merely say a prayer for them in silence.
My father came in to find me jacking off to cuckold porn, i'm 30 years old, should i an hero?