/sug/ -- Steven Universe General Peridot Must Die Edition

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REPLANTED

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>>10733452
GemAnimate 2 is out, with a dazzling variety of tumblr, shitposting, and cuteness. I was really impressed by the shots at 3:10 and 7:21

I found a camgirl that has everything themed as SU for chat and donationsq

>>10733505
oops, silly me

https://vimeo.com/227563486

Daily reminder that lapis MUST b shattered.
Thanks

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>>10733532
*peridot

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>>10733514

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>>10733514
>tfw asexual and will never be able to find joy or pleasure in the hundreds of terabytes of porn or services of camgirls on the internet

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Gems should play in the rain

>>10733582
Hey you don't have to have it as a distraction though anon

kek this other fanfic im reading peridot gets raped by kevin even here they seem to hate him that much.

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>>10733479

I got an anxiety attack from playing stardew valley today.

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isn't it weird how you're like alive and stuff

>>10733594
>wang wang

>>10733594
You should play in the rain with me

>>10733594
Fucking jesus, what is going on with her midsection?

There's someone in my head, but it's not me.

>>10733505
>>10733529
have you seen the Gemanimate rejected submission? It's pretty funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JDR7Iq0vkI

>>10733629
fucked up if true

>>10733661
That's a good way to catch a cold.
>>10733679
The artist didn't know she's supposed to be wearing a crop top.

>>10733684
It's me.

>>10733703
That's fair. I didn't realize it wasn't just a dress for weeks.

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>>10733690
Why was it rejected? It could have been great.

>>10733529
I really like the segment at 1:41

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Daily reminder that there is NO reason to like Peridot.

>>10733729
Rejected for portraying gore and violence, because they want to keep it appropriate for all ages. I can see where they're coming from but the submission is still pretty funny.

>>10733703
We can share a rain poncho

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>Soon.jpg

Also, it seems they will have a different base than the blind-bagged ones. The ones in the SDCC box will have a gem-like base.

I'd pick up the KH one too, but that one is terrible.

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What gems do you hope will eventually get more merch, or merch at all?

More Jasper merch is a must, hoping she gets a Pop if they do a wave 3. Ruby and Sapphire have almost no figures other than the just released DOMEZ, so I hope we get more of them (Ruby squad + Padparadscha variants would be awesome too). Lars kinda has to get something at some point, considering he was a high tier townie and is now of the same importance as Connie and Greg when it comes to humans.

I'm kinda doubtful they'll ever get around to making merch of the fusions (other than Stevonnie) or the Diamonds.

>>10733810
>I'm kinda doubtful they'll ever get around to making merch of the fusions (other than Stevonnie) or the Diamonds.

Yellow Diamond has that CN Shop t-shirt.

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Oops, I forgot to post the Black Opal I drew from last thread.
For those who can't read the text:
>BLACK OPAL
>edgy
>best friends with Concrete

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God I wish

>that diamond plot
>like seriously that diamond plot, it sounds like a godly mixture of emotions and lore
>a world full of terraforming lappys
>other races
>lars going full hero

And I always imagined that Steven and Connie would stay as Stevonnie more when shit got serious

>>10733846
yeah but it's of a shitty meme face, nothing cool

>>10733848
I love it, anon

>>10733851
>people actually give these retards attention

>>10733867
If I were to make a Yellow Diamond shirt, it would be either black with a yellow shadow of her, or yellow with a black shadow of her. Same sort of pose as in the extended intro. Simple, effective.

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If Perichadly asked you for a kiss, would you?

>>10733943
No. I'm not gay.

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>>10733771
I found this photo on google, is this how they're gonna be sold in stores? Or was this just how they were sold at SDCC, so attendants didn't have to deal with blind bag nonsense?

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>>10733620
The hell? How?

>>10733901
Thank you!

>>10733620
KEK tumblr begone

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>>10733851
>people actually want this

I admit I do like this part

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>>10733690
someone turn this into a gif or soundless webm please

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P A R A L L E L S

>>10734116
>rhondeca shaker and her foreshadowing :^)

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>>10734062
I wish I knew. It has to my lowest point in months.

>>10734116
Becky is such a hack that she plagiarized herself.

>>10734104
I was kinda "ugh, no" on my first read but after thinking about it there's not a single thing there I don't like

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I GOT A FREE BROWNIE

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I love becky because without her, id probably be spending my time caring about something else.

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>>10734016
Found another pic.

>>10734186
sapphire and ruby are pretty nice, is there a garnet to go with it?

>>10734186
Lapis looks really dopey, but the others are good

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you niggers should see what you get, and then draw it

>>10734231
Rollin on the river

>>10734154
The person who posted this said it was a good indicator to how fragile humans are compared to gems. Pearl brushed this off but it was enough to be fatal for lars

>>10734231
Roll I guess

>>10734231
Anon who drew Black Opal, LETS GO AGAIN

>>10734231
Sure

Does anyone else find those su analysis blogs annoying?

>>10734231
Roll.

>>10734016
>>10734186
I can't tell, the bases for the retail releases are usually black.

Also...

>That Rose.

Jesus, that's creepy.

>>10734198

Not in this set, but there were two in the Original Minis set.

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>>10734198
There are 2 Garnet figures from the Original Minis line released by the same company last year, but I have no idea how they compare in terms of size + whether the Original Minis are compatible with the DOMEZ displays.

>>10734255
Yes
I dont know why
But something about them annoy me

>>10734231
I have a Rhodonite, a Sodalite, and Bixbite, let's see what I get to draw now

>>10734323
Glad I'm not the only one. The Jasperfag ones tend to be especially annoying.

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Ahahahaha

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slow night, is anyone interested in watching pic related in a rabb.it room?

>>10734428
Nothing would get done/be good if it was

>>10734428
DISGUSTING

>>10734255
everybody does, they're all either dumb kids or uptight cunts

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>that lars
Howd they manage to make him even more attractive, wew

>>10734428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IiHRSBAMwU

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>>10734238
It's not great but I tried

>>10734231

rollin'

>>10734373
jasperfag tumblrites are fucking awful, and so are perifag tumblrs, and lapis ones, and amy ones.

most of tumblr is fucking awful.

>>10734373
I mean they can do whatever makes them happy but ya they can be a bit much

>>10734467
I just don't get how someone can have such smug "I'm right and everyone is wrong" attitude over analyzing a children's show.

>>10734428
>Steven Universe is renamed to Tales Of Bismuth
>It's about Bismuth's adventures in liberating Russia, I mean Homeworld
>All characters must be drawn accurate to model sheets by the centimeter, so all animation is incredibly stiff
>Pearl has been removed from the show
>Lapis only appears for one scene, but her skin is darker than her hair
>Steven is as tall as Garnet
>Bismuth is portrayed to be always right about everything and if you disagree you're considered a traitor
>Steven is an insufferable smartass who is always acting like a character in a Joss Whedon show who is always on top of a situation
>The only characters allowed to do anything are those who are minority woman-coded.

Did I miss anything?

>>10733943
UGH I JUST VOMITED MY BOWELS

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>>10734547
I mean...
Thats what we kinda do here

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Someone on IG posted close ups of all of them, so I'll just dump those here.

>>10734591
yellow pearl is degenerate footfag

>>10734611
It's annoying here too, Tumblr just amplifies it due how often they try to make it about social issues.

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>>10734619
Watermelon Steven is adorable, they should release a pop variant of him at some point. Kinda disappointed that the variants on the pops have been limited to GitD of the 4 main gems (which is usually weak anyway) and flocked Lion. Would love to see stuff like Tiger Millionaire Steven, CG trio wearing their S1 or flashback outfits, cracked Lapis, limb enhancer Peridot, etc.

>>10734699
this is better than a pop
a pop will ruin the cool curve it hs around it with a big soft square

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>>10734699
I believe Gremlin Peridot merch now outnumbers limb enhancer Peridot merch. Then we'll eventually get stuff when she regenerates with a star.

>>10734720
The lion pop is pretty

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how many hours a day do you suppose Garnet spends giggling at herself in the bathroom mirror

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>>10734727
Lapis looks very derpy + they forgot the half-diamond on her skirt, but I really appreciate how every piece of Lapis merch thus far has her wings.

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>>10734621
ew go on tell me more

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>>10734762
Rose looks a bit awk with those eyebrows.

>>10734756
Too many.
Also, suddenly I wonder what happens to all the bubbled gems in Garnet's room when she unfuses.

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>>10734756
Why does Garnet have a bulge

>>10734611
the difference is we're fun

>>10734787
>In "Garnet's Room"
There's the problem in the statement if it were her room those gems would be DED

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>>10734784
These two's first figures are pretty solid, and I hope they get more in the future. Iirc, there was a Ruby plush that was supposed to be released at some point?

>>10734804
I thought the Burning Room was her room?

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>>10734762
she looks like timmy from SP

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>>10734805
Lion is a bit derpy too, but still cute. And that's all folks!

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>>10734818
>LAPPEHHH

>>10734727
>>10734762
>>10734784
This stuff looks almost bootleg.

>>10734580
>t. Rebecca Sugar

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IT'S

>>10734828
>i know what you did last night

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>>10734249
Finished Pink Spinel
>PINK SPINEL
>weaker, imitation ruby
>uptight stick-up-her-ass
>mall cops of homeworld

>>10734784
I feel they made her top AMD bottom lip lines too dark
But other than that and the eyebrows
She looks cute

>>10734875
Paul Blart Homeworld Cart

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THE

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>>10734893
Das it mane

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NUTSACK

>>10734890
That would probably suck. I wonder how many gems are simply stuck in mind-numbing service jobs for eternity?
>What is my purpose in life?
>To guard the sunglasses kiosk at the West-side Gem Mall
It probably is way worse for gems because they can't switch jobs and they have little to no chance of shattering in their shitty jobs so they live forever.

>>10734893
stepping up your game i see

>>10733690
That would've been funny. I don't know why it was rejected.

Cartoons for kids have shown much worse gore than that.

Anyone want to gem nail polish
http://www.julep.com/nail/birthstone-collection.html

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>>10734327

>>10734231
rorrin

>>10734994
I love it

>>10734510
she's cute, looks like she's wearing pjs

>>10735031
Thank you. I think I'm going to try again and make something a little less shitty. Gimme a while, though.

>>10735023
Really? Huh. .thanks anon!

It's a shame people are so quick to accuse these days, because our society would be so much better if we just decided one day to publicly execute all unabashed bigots. It's not like they're needed for labor anymore, they're just a waste of air and medicare

>>10735071
It also sucks when they're punished after being wrongly accused

>>10735071
I agree completely. There's so much hate in the world.

All niggers should be gasses though :^)

I just had a crazy theory
[spoiler]So it seems that Yellow Diamond is bidding to usurp the Hierarchy, and they've implied that she framed Rose Quartz for the death of Pink Diamond. What if the reason why we haven't seen White Diamond is because she's somehow been put on ice by Yellow so she can go full Starscream on the rest of the Hierarchy?[/spoiler]

>>10735119
What type of gas?

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>>10735141
Fuck, I forgot I was on /trash/

>>10734983
I like the aquamarines and the pearl

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>>10735071
this but unironically

>>10735143
Fart gas.

>>10734875
draw her on a segway

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>>10734855
ITS

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>>10735141
>>10735154

already made that theory over a month ago.

>>10735141
Just come in from the /v/ thread?

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>>10734893
THE

>>10735179
No, I was just cruising /trash/ and came in on a whim.

>>10734994
Cute

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why is she/he so perfect?

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>>10734955
GEMSHACK

>>10734787
Rose's bubbles are still fine

>>10735206
DELETE NOW PEARL IS PURE YOU RIDICULOUS FECES

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>>10735173
DARE

>>10735141
I'm still holding out on White Diamond being the final boss. I think YD's too prone to anger and action to be secretly hiding that much cunning.

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>>10735205
Becky is a girl! Please do not make bullying comments! I agree that Becky is very cool!

Spot the Becky in this photo!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>10735205
I really wish Becky would grow her hair out to shoulder length.

>>10735230
I'd say it wouldn't be too hard when the Homeworld Gems are fervently devoted to serving the Hierarchy, not to mention a little bit dumb.

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>>10735141
ahem

>>10735231
Ian looks a girl there

>>10735258
>size comparison in Steven Universe
L M A O

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Can we talk about how, hilariously enough, this song ironically fits the larmerald ship with how its been portrayed in fanart?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E
I can't stop laughing about this since its occurred to me

>>10735235
I don't get why she hasn't yet. The shoulder length looks better for her face

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>>10735258
>This nigga thinks the character models are consistent.

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BEATIFUL

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>>10735330
Yes!!!!!!! So very pretty!!!!!!!

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>>10735164

>>10735289
>>10735328
it's only meant to give a rough idea of relative size. Based on The Trial, the diamond-to-pearl size ratio is 72%

Based on this, we can calculate that that yellow's gem is about 68% the size of her pearl's head ± 36%

>>10735258
So the whole "salty over losing the colony to Rose" thing was a cover to dispose of White in the goriest possible way?

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>>10735218
>pure
shes a SLUT

>>10735328
Deedee looks like my mom...

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I ate the whole brownie tray and now I feel sick

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>>10735046
Looks a bit less blobby now.

>>10734231
roll, but to dumb to know how it works LOL

>>10735365
No, she still hates earth and she still wants the cluster. This was just a 3-for-1 deal. Blue is next

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>>10735371
I think you and your mom must be very beautiful then!!!

>>10735376
You wanna become fat like Jasper?

>>10735371
Your mom's hot.

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>>10735376
lol fat

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>>10735376
Jealous. I'm really craving some rainbow squares right now. I could eat the whole dish

>>10735376
t. Rebecca

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>>10735371
>tfw I want to fuck deedee
Guess this means I want to fuck your mom too

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>>10735385
I have a crush on Zach..

>>10735395
Speaking of, where is Fatpis anon?

>>10735407
If that's peanut butter I'm gonna nut
If that's toffee ew

>fanfic im reading is now a human/zombie AU
I forgot these can get weird

>>10734136
Well I hope you're alright now.

>>10735385
Zach is a tall boy

>>10734231
Rolling for something blue.

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>>10735419
i'm *buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp* one of them

Is the ultimate 4chan gem Lolite?

>>10735438
He's just surrounded by five foot tall midgets

>>10735376
why did you do that?

>>10735438
He's only 5'7. He's surrounded by people with borderline dwarfism.

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I NEED NEW FUSIONS IN THE SHOW PLEASE CREWNIVERSE YIF YOU CAN SEE MY POST JUST FUSE THE GEMS, PLEASE I BEG TO YOU FUSE LAPIS AND PERIDOT, LAPIS AND EARL, PERIDOT AND GARNTE, LAPIS AND SADIE JUST FUSE EVERYONE FUSE FUSE FUSE

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>>10735498
I'm 5'9 I think

how tall is /sug/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1y8N42s7t0

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>>10735482
it was free and I guess I got too excited

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>>10735376
You'll feel better in time. Unless those were edibles or something

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>>10735511
5'7 Here

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>>10735498
Really? Wow, I always thought he was like 6 foot

>tfw I'm only an inch shorter than him
I'm probably taller than him in heels

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>>10735511
5'10". What's /sug/'s BMI? Mine's 14.

>>10735511
5'2

>>10735552
>14
EAT FOOD

>>10735511
5'6", rounding up.

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>>10735511
6'2

>>10735562
Shit, I was wrong. 15. And I do eat, it's just that I don't ever seem to gain weight.

>>10735357
I want this to be real

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What do we have here? :o

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>>10735552
If your BMI is above 18 you're a fat fuck. 16-17 is ideal, and if it's below 16 you're going to die.

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>>10735511
5'2

>>10735511
5'3
I used to be 5'4, but constantly drinking caffeine and gaining weight shrunk me. i love me tall women for some reason

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>>10735385
Zach is gonna be massive in a few years.

>>10735416
>Lars*
Fixed that for you.
Can't hide from me, silly Emeraldposter

>>10735587
Why am I gonna die
I feel perfectly fine.

>>10735552
18
>>10735511
5'4

>>10735600
It's a shitposter

>>10735424
nah its peanut butter and butterscotch. sooooo good

>>10735587
You must be short as fuck

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>>10735556
>>10735588
>>10735592
>>10735605
/sug/'s shorty squad

>>10735511
I'm 5'3''

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>>10735579
>And I do eat, it's just that I don't ever seem to gain weight.
>what every skinny person said ever
Eat bigger portions, finish the plate, eat three meals a day. Fill the plate with food. Eat food high in calories like avocado and PB.
If someone claims to eat a lot and don't gain weight, they're probably fucking up the things above.

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>>10735511
6'2 last time I checked.

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And they had it in stock. The box was damaged due to mishandling by an employee, but they did give me 15% off on top of a $10 off coupon I had on-hand.

>>10735511
>>10735546
5'7 boissss

>>10735552
16 :(

>>10735588
>>10735592
>>10735556
>>10735566
I'm surrounded by shorties.

>>10735552
21
>>10735511
5'3''

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>>10735644
I finish the plate 3 times a day but seconds is usually too much for me
how do I eat more?

>>10735628
I hate being short sometimes. I would be okay with 5'5 but nooo.. I was cursed with my mother's side of the family height while everyone in my dad's side are fucking giants

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>>10735623
That applies to any height lardy

>>10735658
To be fair, I'm a [superspoiler]gril[/extrasuperspoiler]

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>>10735654
Oh thank god I'm not the only tall freak here

>>10735658
S-shut up...

>>10735658
not a big deal tho

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>>10735676

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>>10735655

And a pic of the figures.

Sorry about the shitty lighting, I'll get better pics later.

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>>10735670
Imagine a large sized plate. Fill it like this, and don't throw away any of it. Three times a day.
You'll gain weight in no time if you do this.

Reminder Sultan is like 6'4

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>>10735597
I dont want to like lars anymore though!

>>10735628
I'm the tallest member, that's pretty cool yet sad becuase I'm a small guy

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I need help deciding on what little logo to give my Pearl for 2D that I'm going to redesign. I was thinking about the little bunny one, but i don't know anymore. Anyone got an idea of what would look neat?

>>10735511
6'2"
>>10735552
24

>>10735709
T virus

>>10735701
>ywn have Amazon Sultan dominate and humiliate you.

Why even bother continuing this facade? Why continue to wake every day on this spinning blue marble, unaware of how worthless it all is.

>>10735709
hello kinky nigga

>>10735552
21
>>10735511
5'5

I am a woman though so that might affect it

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>>10735700
>that is the amount I usually eat

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>>10735674
It clearly doesn't account for density.
I'm 5'6 and 220 lbs, (last I checked) but I don't look fat at all. Just stocky and barrel chested.

>>10735676
I guess that's why we call you medium gril.
Because you're not rare, and you're certainly not well done.
>DOHOHOHO

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>>10735706
>small guy
for you?

>>10735701
sultans are big guys

>>10735709
T virus for sure

>>10735658
Can you get stuff off the top shelf for me?

>>10734231
rollerino

>>10735727
>that one pic she drew making fun of someones tiny dick
lost forever the archive fucked it up, except that dick sucking one

>>10735735
Get your thyroid checked. That can cause you to lose weight even if you're eating enough

>>10735727
i'd prefer a cup of bloople

>>10735674
If your BMI is below 18 while youre 5'2 and taller
Youre underweight

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Please remain calm with your existence, this means NOTHING

bai

>>10734231
Rolling

>>10735511
6'1"

Man, my mom rushed me at the grocery today and the only creative dish I could come up with on the spot was so fatty I neither of us could eat more than half of it

>>10735739
Short bros?

>>10735709
I'd give her the T Virus, but make it an S and just put Steven Virus under it.

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>>10735511
i'm 5'1'', maybe less i think

>>10734231
roll

>>10735755
See, I haven't lost any weight. I just haven't gained any since I was somewhere around 14.

>>10735771
Fuck, what dish was it?
>>10735789
Oh, but this is 2D's Pearl, not Steven's

>>10735771
Eat all of it
Who cares

>>10735759
Can't really help it since chemo

>>10735700
How can people eat this much?
I would only be able to finish the fries

i want to fuse, someone can fuse with me please?

>>10735759
That sounds like something a fatty would say

>>10735819
Yee, I got you

>>10735819
I doubt you want more anxiety

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I also cut my index and middle fingers at my job which is going to make it sting when I diddle myself later

>>10735819
Sorry. I can't dance to save my life.

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>>10735819
so do I but you probably don't want me
all you'd get is fear and self-hate

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>>10735752

>>10735796
All that means is that you're eating enough to catch up with your BMR. You could still have metabolic issues that are causing it to go that high

>>10735828
Don't masturbate then

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>>10735819
Sure, but you'll become OP if you use my powers correctly, unless FOR SOME REASON, you don't have access to them.

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>>10735819
HELLO

>>10735828
YES MASTURBATE

REPORT BACK!

>>10735819
You can't fuse until you are cured of aids silly Jaspy

>>10735836
It scares me each time i remember that sultan is like 6'5"

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>>10735836
>When the shitposting master roasts someone
Brutal

>>10735825
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>>10735835

LETS FUSE TOGETHER GUYS, I´M ALREADY DANCING

>>10735854
LOL

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>>10735841
I see. Honestly, I'm not really concerned. It's been years like this and I don't seem to be actively dying.

>>10735819
Yeah sure.
Best case scenario, you acquire my tastes for chocolate brownies.
Worst case, you acquire my rampant everyday masturbation habits.

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>>10735866
stop dancing

>>10735866
YOU SLUT

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>>10735866
>ANON CLUSTER

>>10735809
Sorry dude!
>>10735825
Nope! I was actually underweight myself not to long ago. Finally started to gain some weight

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>Jaspis

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>>10735890
>willingly going from s t i c c to t h i c c
You should become sticc again. Thicc is gross

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>>10735797
pic related, it's strip steak with a fried duck egg and a deviled egg-butter.

If it was just the first two I could have handled it but how the fuck do people think compound butter is a sane idea for a sauce. It being duck eggs made it several times worse

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>>10735851
choose one to fuse with jasper!

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>>10735885
I cannot even begin to imagine the pure anguish this creature would experience.

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who feel like shot and wanna be dead here

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>>10735819
count on me anon

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Is it wrong that i masturbate every day at least once.

>>10735552
>tfw both my height and weight aren't on this chart

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>>10735504
I'll take Lapis and Pearl please Sugar please. Or Lapis and Steven.

>>10735511
5'3

>>10735890
>sorry
all good, I don't have to worry about it for too much longer

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>>10735885
>Hey guys what's going on in this Homewor-

>>10735866
DICKS

DICKS EVERYWHERE!

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>>10735913
I use to feel the same way
But I actually like thicc better

And I just wasn't healthy before

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>>10735928
no

why the fuck would it be

explain that

>>10735928
Everybody does it. If they say they don't, vehemently, it means that do it more than you

>>10735907
Laremmy

>>10735913
Confirmed for terrible taste.

>>10735941
that's a bischoke anon. Do you see an extra pair of arms?

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>>10735928
Masturbating is okay.
Porn addiction can fuck with your brain chemistry though.

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>>10735866
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


>>10735918
HMMMM

BRAT IS ALWAYS A YES

FUCK ZIRCONS THEY'RE BIASED AS FUCK AND NEVER WIN THE CASE IF YOU'RE A JASPER WHY DO THEY HATE JASPERS SO MUCH

HOLLY NEEDS TO CUT LOOSE FOOTLOOSE

FUCK SAPPHIRE SHE CAN GO FUCK THAT RUBY FOR ALL I CARE I DON'T GIVE A SHIT

WHY WOULD I STICK MY GEM DICK IN A PEARL

NEVER A DIAMOND UNLESS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY

...A-AQUAMARINE IS MY SECRET WAIFU [spoiler]TELL NO ONE[/spoiler]

is it wrong to masturbate 5 times a day??

>>10735957
I thought i was the only one who thought bismuth looked like Machoke

>>10735969
That's when it becomes a bad thing. Maybe 2-3 is fine, but past that is too much

>>10735511
5'5 womanlet
Bmi like 18,5

>>10735941
Bismuth is unironically the worst gem.
And this is with topaz existing.

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>>10735969
no

why the fuck would it be

explain that

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KH Anon here, I've been playing around with some titles for future stories, tell me what you think of 'em.

>Griffin, Grouge, and The Art of Fusion
>Grouge and Peridot go to Empire City Comic Con
>Grouge's Hole (In The Temple)

I'm also working on a rough outline for these stories.

>The Quartizine Beast
>Night of Corruption

And to make things easier I've restarted my Pastebin account, but only for links to my stories.

>https://pastebin.com/Vv7TMDuS

And I'm having dinner with a friend, we're having wings.

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>>10735940
If you're not fat then post what your BMI is now.

>>10735969
what sort of freak only jerks off five times a day? are fucking amish?

>>10735916
jesus fuckng christ, never again

>>10735928
I don't masturbate, but I have no problem with people who do masturbate.

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Hey /sug/ - Anon who went on a movie date earlier. Though, still not entirely sure if it was a date? I paid for her ticket at least.

Picked her up and we talked about comic book adaptions the whole way there, saw Spider-Man and went to Chipotle after - We didn't eat there, she was picking up food for her Mom. Asked if she wanted to eat there, and she declined. In the few years I've known her, she's always been like that? Only ever about the one specific thing you intended to do. On the way back, we talked about cartoons and she brought up SJW's complaining about how SU isn't progressive enough after the Concrete meltdown, and why it's okay to have more blood in the Samurai Jack reboot but not sex. She also recognized the FLCL soundtrack while I was driving, and got excited when I told her about the new seasons.

So anxious after the fact though; that's all our hangout sessions ever are. Driving to and from the movies, and watching said movie, 2 or 3 times a year. The only other thing we've ever done was going to Homecoming together in Highschool.

I dunno what to do, honestly. Her sister and I share a mutual friend, and it was told to me, 'The girl is just awkward. She's like a scared puppy when it comes to relationships' So, even more confused.

>>10735990
Post a picture of the wings

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>>10735986
>Fluorite exists
kill yourself

>>10735998
lol cuck

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>>10735927
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>>10735826


LETS FORM THE ULTIMATE DICKY CLUSTER GUYS ITS ALMOST THERE

>>10735968
Thats your problem jasper. You have too many restrictions in what you think is hot. Pearls are hot af and every ruby wants that.
This ego is the reason you have no friends and why the best relationship you ever had was with a dog with aids

>>10735993
bmi is a meme, measures is what matters

>>10735940
>And I just wasn't healthy before
if you're not on the verge of fainting from walking up 5 steps you're too thicc

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>>10735981
Gain like 10 lbs and then I'd anally ravage you