/sug/ -- Steven Universe General
Peridot Must Die Edition
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[NEWS]
>SDCC exclusive stuff; Sugar will talk about the making of the last book
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REPLANTED
>>10733452
GemAnimate 2 is out, with a dazzling variety of tumblr, shitposting, and cuteness. I was really impressed by the shots at 3:10 and 7:21
I found a camgirl that has everything themed as SU for chat and donationsq
>>10733505
oops, silly me
https://vimeo.com/227563486
Daily reminder that lapis MUST b shattered.
Thanks
>>10733532
*peridot
>>10733514
>>10733514
>tfw asexual and will never be able to find joy or pleasure in the hundreds of terabytes of porn or services of camgirls on the internet
Gems should play in the rain
>>10733582
Hey you don't have to have it as a distraction though anon
kek this other fanfic im reading peridot gets raped by kevin even here they seem to hate him that much.
>>10733479
I got an anxiety attack from playing stardew valley today.
isn't it weird how you're like alive and stuff
>>10733594
>wang wang
>>10733594
You should play in the rain with me
>>10733594
Fucking jesus, what is going on with her midsection?
There's someone in my head, but it's not me.
>>10733505
>>10733529
have you seen the Gemanimate rejected submission? It's pretty funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JDR7Iq0vkI
>>10733629
fucked up if true
>>10733661
That's a good way to catch a cold.
>>10733679
The artist didn't know she's supposed to be wearing a crop top.
>>10733684
It's me.
>>10733703
That's fair. I didn't realize it wasn't just a dress for weeks.
>>10733690
Why was it rejected? It could have been great.
>>10733529
I really like the segment at 1:41
Daily reminder that there is NO reason to like Peridot.
>>10733729
Rejected for portraying gore and violence, because they want to keep it appropriate for all ages. I can see where they're coming from but the submission is still pretty funny.
>>10733703
We can share a rain poncho
>Soon.jpg
Also, it seems they will have a different base than the blind-bagged ones. The ones in the SDCC box will have a gem-like base.
I'd pick up the KH one too, but that one is terrible.
What gems do you hope will eventually get more merch, or merch at all?
More Jasper merch is a must, hoping she gets a Pop if they do a wave 3. Ruby and Sapphire have almost no figures other than the just released DOMEZ, so I hope we get more of them (Ruby squad + Padparadscha variants would be awesome too). Lars kinda has to get something at some point, considering he was a high tier townie and is now of the same importance as Connie and Greg when it comes to humans.
I'm kinda doubtful they'll ever get around to making merch of the fusions (other than Stevonnie) or the Diamonds.
>>10733810
>I'm kinda doubtful they'll ever get around to making merch of the fusions (other than Stevonnie) or the Diamonds.
Yellow Diamond has that CN Shop t-shirt.
Oops, I forgot to post the Black Opal I drew from last thread.
For those who can't read the text:
>BLACK OPAL
>edgy
>best friends with Concrete
God I wish
>that diamond plot
>like seriously that diamond plot, it sounds like a godly mixture of emotions and lore
>a world full of terraforming lappys
>other races
>lars going full hero
And I always imagined that Steven and Connie would stay as Stevonnie more when shit got serious
>>10733846
yeah but it's of a shitty meme face, nothing cool
>>10733848
I love it, anon
>>10733851
>people actually give these retards attention
>>10733867
If I were to make a Yellow Diamond shirt, it would be either black with a yellow shadow of her, or yellow with a black shadow of her. Same sort of pose as in the extended intro. Simple, effective.
If Perichadly asked you for a kiss, would you?
>>10733943
No. I'm not gay.
>>10733771
I found this photo on google, is this how they're gonna be sold in stores? Or was this just how they were sold at SDCC, so attendants didn't have to deal with blind bag nonsense?
>>10733620
The hell? How?
>>10733901
Thank you!
>>10733620
KEK tumblr begone
>>10733851
>people actually want this
I admit I do like this part
>>10733690
someone turn this into a gif or soundless webm please
P A R A L L E L S
>>10734116
>rhondeca shaker and her foreshadowing :^)
>>10734062
I wish I knew. It has to my lowest point in months.
>>10734116
Becky is such a hack that she plagiarized herself.
>>10734104
I was kinda "ugh, no" on my first read but after thinking about it there's not a single thing there I don't like
I GOT A FREE BROWNIE
I love becky because without her, id probably be spending my time caring about something else.
>>10734016
Found another pic.
>>10734186
sapphire and ruby are pretty nice, is there a garnet to go with it?
>>10734186
Lapis looks really dopey, but the others are good
you niggers should see what you get, and then draw it
>>10734231
Rollin on the river
>>10734154
The person who posted this said it was a good indicator to how fragile humans are compared to gems. Pearl brushed this off but it was enough to be fatal for lars
>>10734231
Roll I guess
>>10734231
Anon who drew Black Opal, LETS GO AGAIN
>>10734231
Sure
Does anyone else find those su analysis blogs annoying?
>>10734231
Roll.
>>10734016
>>10734186
I can't tell, the bases for the retail releases are usually black.
Also...
>That Rose.
Jesus, that's creepy.
>>10734198
Not in this set, but there were two in the Original Minis set.
>>10734198
There are 2 Garnet figures from the Original Minis line released by the same company last year, but I have no idea how they compare in terms of size + whether the Original Minis are compatible with the DOMEZ displays.
>>10734255
Yes
I dont know why
But something about them annoy me
>>10734231
I have a Rhodonite, a Sodalite, and Bixbite, let's see what I get to draw now
>>10734323
Glad I'm not the only one. The Jasperfag ones tend to be especially annoying.
Ahahahaha
slow night, is anyone interested in watching pic related in a rabb.it room?
>>10734428
Nothing would get done/be good if it was
>>10734428
DISGUSTING
>>10734255
everybody does, they're all either dumb kids or uptight cunts
>that lars
Howd they manage to make him even more attractive, wew
>>10734428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IiHRSBAMwU
>>10734238
It's not great but I tried
>>10734231
rollin'
>>10734373
jasperfag tumblrites are fucking awful, and so are perifag tumblrs, and lapis ones, and amy ones.
most of tumblr is fucking awful.
>>10734373
I mean they can do whatever makes them happy but ya they can be a bit much
>>10734467
I just don't get how someone can have such smug "I'm right and everyone is wrong" attitude over analyzing a children's show.
>>10734428
>Steven Universe is renamed to Tales Of Bismuth
>It's about Bismuth's adventures in liberating Russia, I mean Homeworld
>All characters must be drawn accurate to model sheets by the centimeter, so all animation is incredibly stiff
>Pearl has been removed from the show
>Lapis only appears for one scene, but her skin is darker than her hair
>Steven is as tall as Garnet
>Bismuth is portrayed to be always right about everything and if you disagree you're considered a traitor
>Steven is an insufferable smartass who is always acting like a character in a Joss Whedon show who is always on top of a situation
>The only characters allowed to do anything are those who are minority woman-coded.
Did I miss anything?
>>10733943
UGH I JUST VOMITED MY BOWELS
>>10734547
I mean...
Thats what we kinda do here
Someone on IG posted close ups of all of them, so I'll just dump those here.
>>10734591
yellow pearl is degenerate footfag
>>10734611
It's annoying here too, Tumblr just amplifies it due how often they try to make it about social issues.
>>10734619
Watermelon Steven is adorable, they should release a pop variant of him at some point. Kinda disappointed that the variants on the pops have been limited to GitD of the 4 main gems (which is usually weak anyway) and flocked Lion. Would love to see stuff like Tiger Millionaire Steven, CG trio wearing their S1 or flashback outfits, cracked Lapis, limb enhancer Peridot, etc.
>>10734699
this is better than a pop
a pop will ruin the cool curve it hs around it with a big soft square
>>10734699
I believe Gremlin Peridot merch now outnumbers limb enhancer Peridot merch. Then we'll eventually get stuff when she regenerates with a star.
>>10734720
The lion pop is pretty
how many hours a day do you suppose Garnet spends giggling at herself in the bathroom mirror
>>10734727
Lapis looks very derpy + they forgot the half-diamond on her skirt, but I really appreciate how every piece of Lapis merch thus far has her wings.
>>10734621
ew go on tell me more
>>10734762
Rose looks a bit awk with those eyebrows.
>>10734756
Too many.
Also, suddenly I wonder what happens to all the bubbled gems in Garnet's room when she unfuses.
>>10734756
Why does Garnet have a bulge
>>10734611
the difference is we're fun
>>10734787
>In "Garnet's Room"
There's the problem in the statement if it were her room those gems would be DED
>>10734784
These two's first figures are pretty solid, and I hope they get more in the future. Iirc, there was a Ruby plush that was supposed to be released at some point?
>>10734804
I thought the Burning Room was her room?
>>10734762
she looks like timmy from SP
>>10734805
Lion is a bit derpy too, but still cute. And that's all folks!
>>10734818
>LAPPEHHH
>>10734727
>>10734762
>>10734784
This stuff looks almost bootleg.
>>10734580
>t. Rebecca Sugar
IT'S
>>10734828
>i know what you did last night
>>10734249
Finished Pink Spinel
>PINK SPINEL
>weaker, imitation ruby
>uptight stick-up-her-ass
>mall cops of homeworld
>>10734784
I feel they made her top AMD bottom lip lines too dark
But other than that and the eyebrows
She looks cute
>>10734875
Paul Blart Homeworld Cart
THE
>>10734893
Das it mane
NUTSACK
>>10734890
That would probably suck. I wonder how many gems are simply stuck in mind-numbing service jobs for eternity?
>What is my purpose in life?
>To guard the sunglasses kiosk at the West-side Gem Mall
It probably is way worse for gems because they can't switch jobs and they have little to no chance of shattering in their shitty jobs so they live forever.
>>10734893
stepping up your game i see
>>10733690
That would've been funny. I don't know why it was rejected.
Cartoons for kids have shown much worse gore than that.
Anyone want to gem nail polish
http://www.julep.com/nail/birthstone-collection.html
>>10734327
>>10734231
rorrin
>>10734994
I love it
>>10734510
she's cute, looks like she's wearing pjs
>>10735031
Thank you. I think I'm going to try again and make something a little less shitty. Gimme a while, though.
>>10735023
Really? Huh. .thanks anon!
It's a shame people are so quick to accuse these days, because our society would be so much better if we just decided one day to publicly execute all unabashed bigots. It's not like they're needed for labor anymore, they're just a waste of air and medicare
>>10735071
It also sucks when they're punished after being wrongly accused
>>10735071
I agree completely. There's so much hate in the world.
All niggers should be gasses though :^)
I just had a crazy theory
[spoiler]So it seems that Yellow Diamond is bidding to usurp the Hierarchy, and they've implied that she framed Rose Quartz for the death of Pink Diamond. What if the reason why we haven't seen White Diamond is because she's somehow been put on ice by Yellow so she can go full Starscream on the rest of the Hierarchy?[/spoiler]
>>10735119
What type of gas?
>>10735141
Fuck, I forgot I was on /trash/
>>10734983
I like the aquamarines and the pearl
>>10735071
this but unironically
>>10735143
Fart gas.
>>10734875
draw her on a segway
>>10735141
>>10735154
already made that theory over a month ago.
>>10735141
Just come in from the /v/ thread?
>>10735179
No, I was just cruising /trash/ and came in on a whim.
>>10734994
Cute
why is she/he so perfect?
>>10734955
GEMSHACK
>>10734787
Rose's bubbles are still fine
>>10735206
DELETE NOW PEARL IS PURE YOU RIDICULOUS FECES
>>10735173
DARE
>>10735141
I'm still holding out on White Diamond being the final boss. I think YD's too prone to anger and action to be secretly hiding that much cunning.
>>10735205
Becky is a girl! Please do not make bullying comments! I agree that Becky is very cool!
Spot the Becky in this photo!!!!!!!!!!!
>>10735205
I really wish Becky would grow her hair out to shoulder length.
>>10735230
I'd say it wouldn't be too hard when the Homeworld Gems are fervently devoted to serving the Hierarchy, not to mention a little bit dumb.
>>10735141
ahem
>>10735231
Ian looks a girl there
>>10735258
>size comparison in Steven Universe
L M A O
Can we talk about how, hilariously enough, this song ironically fits the larmerald ship with how its been portrayed in fanart?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E
I can't stop laughing about this since its occurred to me
>>10735235
I don't get why she hasn't yet. The shoulder length looks better for her face
>>10735258
>This nigga thinks the character models are consistent.
BEATIFUL
>>10735330
Yes!!!!!!! So very pretty!!!!!!!
>>10735164
>>10735289
>>10735328
it's only meant to give a rough idea of relative size. Based on The Trial, the diamond-to-pearl size ratio is 72%
Based on this, we can calculate that that yellow's gem is about 68% the size of her pearl's head ± 36%
>>10735258
So the whole "salty over losing the colony to Rose" thing was a cover to dispose of White in the goriest possible way?
>>10735218
>pure
shes a SLUT
>>10735328
Deedee looks like my mom...
I ate the whole brownie tray and now I feel sick
>>10735046
Looks a bit less blobby now.
>>10734231
roll, but to dumb to know how it works LOL
>>10735365
No, she still hates earth and she still wants the cluster. This was just a 3-for-1 deal. Blue is next
>>10735371
I think you and your mom must be very beautiful then!!!
>>10735376
You wanna become fat like Jasper?
>>10735371
Your mom's hot.
>>10735376
lol fat
>>10735376
Jealous. I'm really craving some rainbow squares right now. I could eat the whole dish
>>10735376
t. Rebecca
>>10735371
>tfw I want to fuck deedee
Guess this means I want to fuck your mom too
>>10735385
I have a crush on Zach..
>>10735395
Speaking of, where is Fatpis anon?
>>10735407
If that's peanut butter I'm gonna nut
If that's toffee ew
>fanfic im reading is now a human/zombie AU
I forgot these can get weird
>>10734136
Well I hope you're alright now.
>>10735385
Zach is a tall boy
>>10734231
Rolling for something blue.
>>10735419
i'm *buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp* one of them
Is the ultimate 4chan gem Lolite?
>>10735438
He's just surrounded by five foot tall midgets
>>10735376
why did you do that?
>>10735438
He's only 5'7. He's surrounded by people with borderline dwarfism.
I NEED NEW FUSIONS IN THE SHOW PLEASE CREWNIVERSE YIF YOU CAN SEE MY POST JUST FUSE THE GEMS, PLEASE I BEG TO YOU FUSE LAPIS AND PERIDOT, LAPIS AND EARL, PERIDOT AND GARNTE, LAPIS AND SADIE JUST FUSE EVERYONE FUSE FUSE FUSE
>>10735498
I'm 5'9 I think
how tall is /sug/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1y8N42s7t0
>>10735482
it was free and I guess I got too excited
>>10735376
You'll feel better in time. Unless those were edibles or something
>>10735511
5'7 Here
>>10735498
Really? Wow, I always thought he was like 6 foot
>tfw I'm only an inch shorter than him
I'm probably taller than him in heels
>>10735511
5'10". What's /sug/'s BMI? Mine's 14.
>>10735511
5'2
>>10735552
>14
EAT FOOD
>>10735511
5'6", rounding up.
>>10735511
6'2
>>10735562
Shit, I was wrong. 15. And I do eat, it's just that I don't ever seem to gain weight.
>>10735357
I want this to be real
What do we have here? :o
>>10735552
If your BMI is above 18 you're a fat fuck. 16-17 is ideal, and if it's below 16 you're going to die.
>>10735511
5'2
>>10735511
5'3
I used to be 5'4, but constantly drinking caffeine and gaining weight shrunk me. i love me tall women for some reason
>>10735385
Zach is gonna be massive in a few years.
>>10735416
>Lars*
Fixed that for you.
Can't hide from me, silly Emeraldposter
>>10735587
Why am I gonna die
I feel perfectly fine.
>>10735552
18
>>10735511
5'4
>>10735600
It's a shitposter
>>10735424
nah its peanut butter and butterscotch. sooooo good
>>10735587
You must be short as fuck
>>10735556
>>10735588
>>10735592
>>10735605
/sug/'s shorty squad
>>10735511
I'm 5'3''
best pearl
>>10735579
>And I do eat, it's just that I don't ever seem to gain weight.
>what every skinny person said ever
Eat bigger portions, finish the plate, eat three meals a day. Fill the plate with food. Eat food high in calories like avocado and PB.
If someone claims to eat a lot and don't gain weight, they're probably fucking up the things above.
>>10735511
6'2 last time I checked.
And they had it in stock. The box was damaged due to mishandling by an employee, but they did give me 15% off on top of a $10 off coupon I had on-hand.
>>10735511
>>10735546
5'7 boissss
>>10735552
16 :(
>>10735588
>>10735592
>>10735556
>>10735566
I'm surrounded by shorties.
>>10735552
21
>>10735511
5'3''
>>10735644
I finish the plate 3 times a day but seconds is usually too much for me
how do I eat more?
>>10735628
I hate being short sometimes. I would be okay with 5'5 but nooo.. I was cursed with my mother's side of the family height while everyone in my dad's side are fucking giants
>>10735623
That applies to any height lardy
>>10735658
To be fair, I'm a [superspoiler]gril[/extrasuperspoiler]
>>10735654
Oh thank god I'm not the only tall freak here
>>10735658
S-shut up...
>>10735658
not a big deal tho
>>10735676
>>10735655
And a pic of the figures.
Sorry about the shitty lighting, I'll get better pics later.
>>10735670
Imagine a large sized plate. Fill it like this, and don't throw away any of it. Three times a day.
You'll gain weight in no time if you do this.
Reminder Sultan is like 6'4
>>10735597
I dont want to like lars anymore though!
>>10735628
I'm the tallest member, that's pretty cool yet sad becuase I'm a small guy
I need help deciding on what little logo to give my Pearl for 2D that I'm going to redesign. I was thinking about the little bunny one, but i don't know anymore. Anyone got an idea of what would look neat?
>>10735511
6'2"
>>10735552
24
>>10735709
T virus
>>10735701
>ywn have Amazon Sultan dominate and humiliate you.
Why even bother continuing this facade? Why continue to wake every day on this spinning blue marble, unaware of how worthless it all is.
>>10735709
hello kinky nigga
>>10735552
21
>>10735511
5'5
I am a woman though so that might affect it
>>10735700
>that is the amount I usually eat
>>10735674
It clearly doesn't account for density.
I'm 5'6 and 220 lbs, (last I checked) but I don't look fat at all. Just stocky and barrel chested.
>>10735676
I guess that's why we call you medium gril.
Because you're not rare, and you're certainly not well done.
>DOHOHOHO
>>10735706
>small guy
for you?
>>10735701
sultans are big guys
>>10735709
T virus for sure
>>10735658
Can you get stuff off the top shelf for me?
>>10734231
rollerino
>>10735727
>that one pic she drew making fun of someones tiny dick
lost forever the archive fucked it up, except that dick sucking one
>>10735735
Get your thyroid checked. That can cause you to lose weight even if you're eating enough
>>10735727
i'd prefer a cup of bloople
>>10735674
If your BMI is below 18 while youre 5'2 and taller
Youre underweight
Please remain calm with your existence, this means NOTHING
bai
>>10734231
Rolling
>>10735511
6'1"
Man, my mom rushed me at the grocery today and the only creative dish I could come up with on the spot was so fatty I neither of us could eat more than half of it
>>10735739
Short bros?
>>10735709
I'd give her the T Virus, but make it an S and just put Steven Virus under it.
>>10735511
i'm 5'1'', maybe less i think
>>10734231
roll
>>10735755
See, I haven't lost any weight. I just haven't gained any since I was somewhere around 14.
>>10735771
Fuck, what dish was it?
>>10735789
Oh, but this is 2D's Pearl, not Steven's
>>10735771
Eat all of it
Who cares
>>10735759
Can't really help it since chemo
>>10735700
How can people eat this much?
I would only be able to finish the fries
i want to fuse, someone can fuse with me please?
>>10735759
That sounds like something a fatty would say
>>10735819
Yee, I got you
>>10735819
I doubt you want more anxiety
I also cut my index and middle fingers at my job which is going to make it sting when I diddle myself later
>>10735819
Sorry. I can't dance to save my life.
>>10735819
so do I but you probably don't want me
all you'd get is fear and self-hate
>>10735752
>>10735796
All that means is that you're eating enough to catch up with your BMR. You could still have metabolic issues that are causing it to go that high
>>10735828
Don't masturbate then
>>10735819
Sure, but you'll become OP if you use my powers correctly, unless FOR SOME REASON, you don't have access to them.
>>10735819
HELLO
>>10735828
YES MASTURBATE
REPORT BACK!
>>10735819
You can't fuse until you are cured of aids silly Jaspy
>>10735836
It scares me each time i remember that sultan is like 6'5"
>>10735836
>When the shitposting master roasts someone
Brutal
>>10735825
>>10735826
>>10735827
>>10735832
>>10735835
LETS FUSE TOGETHER GUYS, I´M ALREADY DANCING
>>10735854
LOL
>>10735841
I see. Honestly, I'm not really concerned. It's been years like this and I don't seem to be actively dying.
>>10735819
Yeah sure.
Best case scenario, you acquire my tastes for chocolate brownies.
Worst case, you acquire my rampant everyday masturbation habits.
>>10735866
stop dancing
>>10735866
YOU SLUT
>>10735866
>ANON CLUSTER
>>10735809
Sorry dude!
>>10735825
Nope! I was actually underweight myself not to long ago. Finally started to gain some weight
>Jaspis
>>10735890
>willingly going from s t i c c to t h i c c
You should become sticc again. Thicc is gross
>>10735797
pic related, it's strip steak with a fried duck egg and a deviled egg-butter.
If it was just the first two I could have handled it but how the fuck do people think compound butter is a sane idea for a sauce. It being duck eggs made it several times worse
>>10735851
choose one to fuse with jasper!
>>10735885
I cannot even begin to imagine the pure anguish this creature would experience.
who feel like shot and wanna be dead here
>>10735819
count on me anon
Is it wrong that i masturbate every day at least once.
>>10735552
>tfw both my height and weight aren't on this chart
>>10735504
I'll take Lapis and Pearl please Sugar please. Or Lapis and Steven.
>>10735511
5'3
>>10735890
>sorry
all good, I don't have to worry about it for too much longer
>>10735885
>Hey guys what's going on in this Homewor-
>>10735866
DICKS
DICKS EVERYWHERE!
>>10735913
I use to feel the same way
But I actually like thicc better
And I just wasn't healthy before
>>10735928
no
why the fuck would it be
explain that
>>10735928
Everybody does it. If they say they don't, vehemently, it means that do it more than you
>>10735907
Laremmy
>>10735913
Confirmed for terrible taste.
>>10735941
that's a bischoke anon. Do you see an extra pair of arms?
>>10735928
Masturbating is okay.
Porn addiction can fuck with your brain chemistry though.
>>10735866
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>10735918
HMMMM
BRAT IS ALWAYS A YES
FUCK ZIRCONS THEY'RE BIASED AS FUCK AND NEVER WIN THE CASE IF YOU'RE A JASPER WHY DO THEY HATE JASPERS SO MUCH
HOLLY NEEDS TO CUT LOOSE FOOTLOOSE
FUCK SAPPHIRE SHE CAN GO FUCK THAT RUBY FOR ALL I CARE I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
WHY WOULD I STICK MY GEM DICK IN A PEARL
NEVER A DIAMOND UNLESS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY
...A-AQUAMARINE IS MY SECRET WAIFU [spoiler]TELL NO ONE[/spoiler]
is it wrong to masturbate 5 times a day??
>>10735957
I thought i was the only one who thought bismuth looked like Machoke
>>10735969
That's when it becomes a bad thing. Maybe 2-3 is fine, but past that is too much
>>10735511
5'5 womanlet
Bmi like 18,5
>>10735941
Bismuth is unironically the worst gem.
And this is with topaz existing.
>>10735969
no
why the fuck would it be
explain that
KH Anon here, I've been playing around with some titles for future stories, tell me what you think of 'em.
>Griffin, Grouge, and The Art of Fusion
>Grouge and Peridot go to Empire City Comic Con
>Grouge's Hole (In The Temple)
I'm also working on a rough outline for these stories.
>The Quartizine Beast
>Night of Corruption
And to make things easier I've restarted my Pastebin account, but only for links to my stories.
>https://pastebin.com/Vv7TMDuS
And I'm having dinner with a friend, we're having wings.
>>10735940
If you're not fat then post what your BMI is now.
>>10735969
what sort of freak only jerks off five times a day? are fucking amish?
>>10735916
jesus fuckng christ, never again
>>10735928
I don't masturbate, but I have no problem with people who do masturbate.
Hey /sug/ - Anon who went on a movie date earlier. Though, still not entirely sure if it was a date? I paid for her ticket at least.
Picked her up and we talked about comic book adaptions the whole way there, saw Spider-Man and went to Chipotle after - We didn't eat there, she was picking up food for her Mom. Asked if she wanted to eat there, and she declined. In the few years I've known her, she's always been like that? Only ever about the one specific thing you intended to do. On the way back, we talked about cartoons and she brought up SJW's complaining about how SU isn't progressive enough after the Concrete meltdown, and why it's okay to have more blood in the Samurai Jack reboot but not sex. She also recognized the FLCL soundtrack while I was driving, and got excited when I told her about the new seasons.
So anxious after the fact though; that's all our hangout sessions ever are. Driving to and from the movies, and watching said movie, 2 or 3 times a year. The only other thing we've ever done was going to Homecoming together in Highschool.
I dunno what to do, honestly. Her sister and I share a mutual friend, and it was told to me, 'The girl is just awkward. She's like a scared puppy when it comes to relationships' So, even more confused.
>>10735990
Post a picture of the wings
>>10735986
>Fluorite exists
kill yourself
>>10735998
lol cuck
>>10735927
>>10735885
>>10735881
>>10735883
>>10735878
>>10735878
>>10735866
>>10735854
>>10735851
>>10735850
>>10735835
>>10735832
>>10735827
>>10735826
LETS FORM THE ULTIMATE DICKY CLUSTER GUYS ITS ALMOST THERE
>>10735968
Thats your problem jasper. You have too many restrictions in what you think is hot. Pearls are hot af and every ruby wants that.
This ego is the reason you have no friends and why the best relationship you ever had was with a dog with aids
>>10735993
bmi is a meme, measures is what matters
>>10735940
>And I just wasn't healthy before
if you're not on the verge of fainting from walking up 5 steps you're too thicc
>>10735981
Gain like 10 lbs and then I'd anally ravage you
>>10736019
This is a really, really bad idea.
>>10735998
She's obviously into you. Take initiative, anon.
>>10736019
>>10736019
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>10735552
24, i'm too fat.
>>10736025
FUCK YOU I HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS
>>10736027
Then post your measurements. You're a hamplanet until proven innocent.
>>10735998
Hey. Youve gone further than i ever did.
>>10735998
>I paid for her ticket
Question. Did you invite her?
>>10736064
im not the anon you were talking to
>>10736049
10/10 would still fuck all day.
>>10735736
Dude no way you don't look fat
You're delusional like most fats under morbidly obese bmi, but yore fucking fat
>>10736019
TAKE MY ENERGY I'M COMING TOO
>>10736019
Hope you realize the result of this shit will be what finally brings about the end of days.
Let's do it.
>>10735552
> looked up online calculator
> couldn't put in my full weight because calculator doesn't go that high
>>10736051
Name five
>>10734231
Late, but whatever
>>10736051
Name one you friendless fuck.
You would have lots of friends if you wherent such an egotistical selfish ass. But youre not even that,are you? Deep down inside you hate yourself,and you only wish to die. You have two sides,and both are awful.
Perfect Quartz? More like Perfect Waste.
>>10735993
I'm 5'6 and my bmi is about 19 now
>>10736083
Aww thanks that means a lot.
>>10735998
I've never been in a relationship so my advice might not be solid, but I think you should take her out for a nice walk on a sunny day or under the evening sky
>>10736003
His order isn't ready yet, but I got Lemon Pepper and Louisiana Rub. I would've gotten Brazilian Citrus Pepper if they didn't discontinue it a couple of days ago. They also have a Garlic Parmesan, but I prefer Buffalo Wild Wings' version over WingStop's.
>>10736048
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>10736097
SURE
>ANON
>ANON
>ANON
>ANON
>ANON
>>10736105
S-SHUT UP
>>10736110
I'll accept that answer, you've proven yourself a sticc.
>>10736094
What the FUCK dude
>>10736120
>tfw I live right by a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'm in the middle of a stream but I wanna drawfag
Should?
>>10736085
>yore
Body Mass Index is a generalized meme designed to conform to one standard based upon the ideas of those who would try to shape the world how they see fit because of society's consumerist and conformist ideologies.
Besides, musclefat is best fat.
Time to wrestle bears and lift trees like the fucking lumberjack I am.
>>10736125
YOU SHOULD HAVE ACCEPTED THAT FATTY'S HELP.
NOW YOU ARE AS WORTHLESS AS YOUR SISTERS.
Why,they dont need you anymore do they? They have amethyst now. Sweet old amethyst. She really is a model gem. What did you try to do with her again?
>>10736123
werewolves of London?
>>10736151
post pics
>>10736147
Sure.
>>10736046
I'm just not sure entirely how; If I saw her on the regular, I could at least flirt with her - But unless I invite her out, we don't even talk. But that's just because she hates talking online and texting. Closer to next weekend, I'll invite her to hang out on the boardwalk; there's an event there like, every weekend.
>>10736070
That I did. The only reason I specified that is because I've been told, 'You can tell it's a date if they let you buy their ticket.' But, not entirely sure how true that is in practicality.
>>10736114
Trust me amigo, I would love to walk around during the summer after with her, watching the sun in the blue sky slowly set turning it pink. We could even hold hands.
i have to pee
>>10736120
How's the rub?
hey /sug/ anyone know where to get some really unique and creative food in NYC for cheap?
>>10736145
And I'm a bus ride away from one, I just prefer WingStop because it's usually quieter.
>>10736094
LOSE WEIGHT
>>10736088
>>10736047
>>10736019
ITS COMING ITS COMING REJOICE YOURSELF THE MOST ANXIOUS,DUMB,HORRIBLE DICKY FUSION
>>10736030
Maybe idk
But I'm happy with how I am now
>>10736167
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
>>10736154
OVERCOOKED RUNTS DON'T DESERVE GEMS LIKE ME
N-NOBODY DESERVES ME
w-why is it so cold anon
>>10736173
baohaus, fucking delicious
>>10736167
Hold it
>>10736151
You're 5'6, not a lumberjack material
Pics
>>10736160
why
This isn't /soc/
jasper is for punishment
>>10736167
Are you peeing yet? Have you ever peed before?
Is it a lot?
>>10736186
>Maybe idk
i was being sarcastic ya doof
>>10736208
Do it. I've posted pics before, if you post yours I'll post mine.
>>10736019
>>10736088
URRRGHHHHHHHHHGGHG
>>10736212
>Have you ever peed before?
dead
>>10736184
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>10736167
Hold it as long as possible and give us detailed posts about how it feels
For scientific reasons of course.
>>10736190
You're right jasper. Nobody deserves you. I wouldnt wish dealing with you to my worst enemy.
Thats why everyone leaves.
>>10736151
It's called sexy strongfat. Which is what Jasper is loaded with
>>10736193
Clearly, we've errored somewhere as a species.
>>10736212
No. I think so.
A regular amount.
>>10736238
If only the cold war went nuclear, we would have been saved all this trouble
DICKINITE IS FORMED WITH TOTAL SUCCESS
THANK YOU GUYS
YOU ARE THE BEST
>>10736224
Okay sure, and make sure to drink more water too.
>>10736257
...so THIS is what Homeworld thinks of fusion?
>>10736123
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME
>>10736225
STOP BULLYING HER
>>10736257
i can't feel my legs
>>10736257
Is this the lapidot fusion
>all these watersports fags
>>10736265
garnet
what is love like?
>>10736192
jesus fuck the coffin bao looks interesting. Condensed milk and fried chicken? It sounds crazy but it could be crazy enough to work
Thank you anon. I owe you
>>10736168
It's good, it has the right amount of spice and flavor. My friend gets the Lemon Pepper as well, but he swaps out the Louisiana Rub for their Cajun spices.
Also, my friend give me shit for enjoying the drumettes over the flats.
>>10735511
6'4
>>10735552
25
>>10736281
love is amazing, just like you, anon!
>>10736277
>not holding in your piss as long as possible as a fun challenge
fag
>>10736257
Nice.
Now maybe we can finally fulfill our dream of fugging a giant woman
>>10736306
Can't you permanently fuck up your bladder by doing that
>>10736224
Which characters do you want to see omorashi art of
>>10736317
yes, if you keep doing it it'll get infected
>>10736294
suddenly things feel very nice
thank you
>>10736282
Think nothing of it, it's one of my favorites and worth sharing
>>10736317
Unless you physically plug your urethra, you'll involuntarily pee when it becomes too much.
>>10736286
They're both great, your friend is just silly
>>10734231
Meep
>>10736257
it looks like pearl
>>10736294
AWW, THANKS ANON
>>10736327
Aqua and Pearl
>>10736294
really really kill yourself
>>10736327
amy defiling Pearl with a hot, strong stream with laser precision as she tries to escape
>>10736174
>tfw it was my first time at a Buffalo Wild Wings
>tfw I had a food coma after ordering too many buffalo wings because I'm a pleb who didn't realize you could order a mix
I'm eggscellent
is it a pussy move to go for the [B]oneless option
>>10736353
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFF
>>10734231
>"Huh, covellite looks cool"
>Google it
>From Wikipedia: "Covellite was the first identified naturally occurringsuperconductor"
Electricity-wielding gem when?
Also roll I guess. Gimme a poipul one plz.
>>10736290
Wew
Youre tall
>>10736317
from what I've heard, the people who actually do practice it seem disproportionately more likely to have legit accidents or wet the bed
>>10736335
out of curiosity, what do you recommend? the coffin looks fantastic but I can't imagine I'll like it as much as the birdhaus
>>10736265
hey garnet, would you a dickinite?
>These talks of food
You are like little baby. Watch this.
>Tuna sub sandwich with spinach and lettuce
>Ham, turkey and salami sub with banana peppers, tomato, lettuce, mustard and mayo on wheat bread
>well done burger on a whole grain sesame bun with everything on it except cheese.
>Burrito with diced tomatoes and onions
>2 baked potatoes
>A bowl of beans and corn mixed together with hot sauce
>Drank a little bit of syrup
>drank some steak sauce
>had ramen this morning
>and salted a hard boiled egg
Get on my level.
>>10736374
Fried fish bao and the taro fries, best combo selon moi
>>10736341
morp
>>10736140
Already doing it. Lost 15kg so far, but there's lots to go.
>>10736375
I'm good
buffalo wild wings sucks dick, wing zone is better
>>10736365
Yellow Diamond and Garnet.
>>10736408
Meant for
>>10736183
>Someone just noticed that I have SU merch in my GameStop bag.
Oh fuck.
>>10736317
That you can. Remember the whole "Hold your wee for Wii" fiasco?
>>10736339
I guess the word "prefer" is a better choice. I'm not a fan of the meat that's between the bones in flats, it's probably the texture.
I have the most plain (and p unhealthy) taste in food. I pretty much eat food you would see in cartoons.
>>10735861
Wha does she look like in the real world.
>>10736365
>Electricity-wielding gem when?
garnet
also, I wish I knew more about superconductors. wikipedia says their insides are purged of all magnetic field lines but I wonder if it varies depending on what kind of magnet the substance is or whether there are superconductors of different magnetically ordered states
>>10736367
It's pretty nice until I have to be in a car for extended periods of time.
doce doce doce, a vida é um doce doce mel, vida é mel, que escorre da boca feito mel
kys
ATTENTION /sug/ LIMITED TIME OFFER - FREE PEARL, FIRST COME FIRST SERVE
>>10736431
>hold your wee for a wii
I just looked this up, I'm torn between whether to feel sorry or to laugh
>>10736048
>>10736123
https://youtu.be/anaG2qL60-w?t=38m5s
>>10736393
lewd
>>10736431
>Hold your wee for Wii
>look it up
Damn the shit people will do for video games.
>>10736438
I'd assume like a very tall, lanky shitposter - no clue, bud
>>10736477
Matte Grey please, is the best choice
>>10736484
fuck wrong post
>>10736437
>>10736477
LIGHT PLUM
THANK YOU
>>10736393
>not two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda
fucking amateur
>>10736477
>not posting the fixed version
You can have your stinking pearls
>>10736524
only reason i kept it was because of the models on bottom, but now that i think about it - this one is better anyways
>>10736424
>>10736454
When did garnet/yellow D do that? I usually don't come into these threads.
Also what I meant was, it would be cool if they wrote in a covellite gem who's main gimmick was electricity/lightning/magnetism.
>>10734231
rolling
>>10736477
Taking the Lilac and the White
>>10736545
how does it work?
>>10736477
At least post fixed version you faget
And I'll take Ziggy thank you.
>>10736360
That's one thing we both agree on, there's just something about the bones that makes the meat more flavorful.
>>10736423
Too bad the closest one to me is in Sacramento.
>>10736481
>>10736487
You also have to remember that this was back when the Wii was a hot commodity, so the craziness is understandable. You wouldn't see people do this for a Wii U. You might for a Switch, though.
We're going to play a game
You pretend you are me
And I pretend I am you
And then we will see
Just how it might feel
When someone isn't kind
And they don't take the time
To try and understand
>>10736431
>GameStop
I hope you actually bought some games too.
>>10736523
>Dead memes
>>10736524
I call dibs on Matte Lavender, Light Plum and Matte Light Plum
>>10736565
you in the valley anon?
>>10736438
>>10736524
Matte lilac, as always
>>10736584
hot
>>10736571
Light Plum is taken, my friend
And I'm going to care for her very deeply
>>10736437
>This is paid for content
This is terrible. It awful in every fucking aspect.
>>10736565
I...I like boneless wings...
>>10736524
Black and Forest Green
>>10736569
>I hope you actually bought some games too.
It wasn't in the budget, so no. Although I probably could've gotten away with picking up some PTCG booster packs without causing too much damage.
>>10736579
I'm in SoCal, that's all I'll tell you.
>>10736524
Green and Pink please.
>>10736597
It would be that bad if the artist wouldn't have given Holly this weird angular manface when her on model face is literally round.
>"What are you doing over there?"
>>10736597
I had to look at it for a solid 30 seconds to figure out what was going on.
>>10736551
your number is X % 420 where X the last three digits of your post number
also, lurk more
Pink is half of Yellow and Blue's height, White is double the size of them.
>>10736635
sortez, putaine enfoirée
>>10736437
imagine spending money for that disappointment.
>>10736635
Making shitty art, how about you
>>10736635
>Just jackin' it
>>10736657
Uh fucking no. Can you stop will this... this... filth!
>>10736592
Too bad fucker I was first
>>10736611
You went to a GS to get... Su stuff?
This reminds me of that time when my 10 year old cousin needed a roblox card from a GameStop, and when i got there, it was like a scene from hell.
I remember one girl literally decked head to toe in SU merch.
>Spandex pants with amethyst on them
>the cheeseburger backpack
>star shirt
>flipflops
Etc
There. I made her slightly more better instead of half assing the fuck out of it. It still looks shitty regardless, but yee
>>10736635
looking for small ape dick to slurp
>>10736682
Check the original post with the Tumblr noses.
>>10736635
>ywn be BD little human pet
Provide a reason to keep on breathing
>>10736657
It matches the diamond symbol
>>10736685
damn I just have a couple pins desu and no one really notices them
>>10736666
>"Trying to calm down, I suppose. I am worried about White's health, she hasn't gotten any better."
friendly dutch anon - are you still here?
>>10736709
please cut your hair
>>10736690
I see she lifts.
>>10736711
WHY WONT YOU JUST DIE AND GO AWAY
>>10736635
eating and being comfy
giant blue women should be comfy too
>>10736690
Muscular.
Hey, at least you're drawing, period.
I can't even ass myself to get up and turn on my TV
>>10736690
A loy better than the last one you made. Also she swole damn
>>10736698
nope shes mine
>>10736711
smwahp
>>10736690
I want to molest 2D, therefore I want to molest your Pearl.
>>10736728
>>10736743
>>10736744
Kek, I didn't mean to draw her buff. Son of a bitch, I need to stop drawing arms like that
>>10736755
don't torment the StuPot he's lived a hard life
>>10736747
>first come first serve
What don't you get?
>>10736755
Not if I fuck you first
>>10736779
He's a very StuPot person. But a lovable one
>>10736780
she's mine now and i will cherish her
>>10736694
>>10736524
Fuchisia and Plum are minnnee
>>10736806
It's too late. I'm sorry. Besides, don't you have two other Pearls anyway?
>>10736635
will my diamond accept a hug?
>>10736584
That's a bit too flattering, to be honest.
>>10736685
I picked up the SDCC-exclusive Domez box in >>10735655 and >>10735698, they're the only ones who have it outside of the con.
I'll get non-SU stuff from them too, but I've got plans tomorrow and the money needed to go elsewhere.
>>10735511
171 (5.7 ish)
>>10735552
21
>>10736832
shes mine now we're lovers she left with me homie. *smooches my three pearls*
>>10736846
Dude how come you get to have three pearls?
>>10736846
You really don't get how this works, do you?
>>10736846
I grabbed 5 Pearls but I accidentally shattered two of them on the way home
>>10736739
>>10736836
>"That's a nice thought, if not trivial in nature. I find no solace in comfort nor contact. I have to refuse..."
>"It's not like I like humans or anything ridiculous like that."
>>10736858
bcuz they love me
>>10736860
you dont get it do you, homie. i stole ur gurl
>>10735511
6'0"
Jesus, most people here are quite short.
>>10735552
18
Used to be like 13 when I was wrestling, cuz trying to be in a low weight class and whatnot.
>>10735511
5'7
>>10736878
>13
Post pics. I'm horrified but curious
>>10736873
Still not how it works. I got to her first, and she is my Pearl.
>>10736872
My Diamond, do you enjoy "music"?
>>10736896
thats what you think bro
she my gurl now
>>10736896
how about a compromise, we crack the gem in half and each of us gets a half
>>10736843
I knew a giantess once, I can almost vividly picture what you may actually look like if that picture is accurate of you.
>>10736920
>implying this hard
First come first serve. Get fucked.
>>10736927
I would never crack a perfectly good Pearl.
>>10734231
Guess I'll roll
how to fuck gem
>>10736843
Hey Sultan, the name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
>>10736937
second come second serve. stay mad nigger
>>10736899
>"Pink always loved those dark-skinned humans with their drums and their dancing. I suppose it brings back... pleasant memories."
>>10736963
>covered in cum
Slut
>>10736965
Still not how it works.
>>10736965
>Stay mad nigger.
Well if you're crappy typing is any indication, you're certainly acting like one.
>>10736983
i mean, I got lazy with coloring in her black spots, but she is a slut (she loves fucking a lot of humans), so eh
>>10736969
>>10736711
shatter it
>>10736989
stay mad ur gurl dont love u know more
>>10735680
/sug/ is filled with gemlets.
>>10736611
There's more socal anons than I expected
>>10736998
wow, the internet is srs business for you, huh?
>>10736932
The way I draw myself is accurate in general, although a lot cuter than I actually am.
A Carim from Dark Souls is the best comparison I can think of for what I actually look like.
Just imagine one with freckles and longer hair than the game allows.
>>10737020
beats living in the bay, it fucking sucks here
>>10737003
>muffled sobs
>>10736019
>>10737020
Socal is a hotbed for leftist teenagers.
Is it really that far fetched to think that a huge portion of SU fans are from socal?
>>10736969
My Diamond, what are you going to do about these things attacking the colonies? They're as tall as you are and they have the power o destroy planets.
What's even worse is that I've seen smaller ones that spawn from dark pools that they create by punching the ground, you HAVE to do something about them before they reach Homeworld!
>>10736894
I'd be surprised if I could find any, but gimme a mo'
>>10737009
You can't even spell well. How would a Pearl love you?
>>10736963
Sure. I guess I can clear out a cupboard or something.
>>10736592
>>10736682
>>10736698
>>10736747
>>10736780
>>10736806
>>10736832
>>10736846
>>10736860
>>10736873
>>10736896
>>10736920
>>10736937
>>10736965
>>10736989
>>10736998
>>10737009
This is one of the most autistic things I've seen today and that's saying something.
As the original pearl vendor I say you two should duel to the death
>>10736524
I'll take matte green
>>10737011
I'm 5.7, but I'm a girl so that's pretty average. Not a member of the Shorty Squad I suppose.
>>10737045
>"Do they have genitalia?"
>"That always seems to work..."
>"Perhaps I am too ambitious. If only white was back, I hate to see her so disabled... *sobs*. I'm sure yellow will handle this."
>>10737032
Can we be in a long distance open relationship
>>10736147
Link stream.
I'm looking at the gem text image I have saved and it just pisses me off urrghh
Heh
>>10737032
Everyone thinks they look worse than they actually do.
You're probably a cute, you crazy Amazon.
>>10737060
Alright sweet. I ain't got a place to stay for a while, you're a life saver
>>10737098
What are you, gay?
>>10737106
amazon? More like... glamazon
>>10736147
Yes, give me a pearl whos embarrased by her big floppy feet
>>10737032
Can you crush me with your thighs please
>>10737067
I'm fairly certain that I'd win. Rifles or pistols?
>>10737044
>SoCal
>leftist
not as bad as here in oakland, though im assuming by leftist you mean a bunch of liberal LARPers
>>10737044
Didn't expect so many to be here
>>10737035
True
>>10737095
"Do they have genitalia?"
Uhh my diamond, I'm not too sure of what you meant by this.
>>10737032
Now do you mean the one on the right... Or?
>>10737044
That's the sucky part about SoCal. It's mostly people who are self righteous also. I met people who are only in the movement because they want to be showered with compliments. A lot of the celebs are just like that too.
>>10737144
>...
>>10737140
I actually take that back, NorCal water doesnt taste like its been recycled, that's enough to beat socal
>>10737133
Classic duel rules, so pistols.
>>10737184
>>10737184
Leave my planet, disgusting alien tyrant
anyone wanna have a go at this?
>>10737196
I see. Well, I'd choose this. 357.
>your gemsonas will never come to life and be your sex slaves
Life is so cruel and unfair
>>10737192
Alright
>>10737217
Ah, shit. I forgot the image. Oh well.
>>10737227
>implying they should be sex slaves and not good friends and emotional support
What if homeworld allied with earth and became a tourist spot for gems? What if you found a blue pearl getting turnt in a dance club?
>>10734231
>>10735746
Clinohumite is known for being brittle, extremely rare, and is meant to improve focus, so I'm guessing some sort of spiky manager type.
sorry for bad pic, I don't have my tablet.
>>10737211
How new are you, man? People have been trying to decipher that shit since the show first aired. It's just gibberish.
>>10737238
i never said they couldn't be best friends and people you couldn't love unconditionally
>>10737197
>"Where did you get this photo of me, did yellow show you this? Delete this at once!"
>>10737208
>"It's not your planet, it's pink diamond's."
>>10737256
Fair enough.
>>10737241
I'd kill myself
>>10737227
>ywn be the sex slave of your gemsona
>>10737247
Rebecca and Steven Sugar recently confirmed that, as of season 2, it's a fully decipherable language.
>>10737241
I'd remember that I can't fucking dance and I'd go home to my Jasper instead.
>>10737259
She can't own things while dead
>>10737241
that Pearl is fat
>>10734231
rolling? i dont get how this works, since theres 1-3 digit numbers.
>>10737227
>ywn go on cool space adventures with your various OCs as your crew
>>10737211
Considering that this is just a kids tv show, it's probably just a simple letter for letter replacement deal. I'll probably write a simple program later to make it easier to just plug in letters, y'know input a letter for this character and then it fills blanks accordingly.
>>10737247
kys retard
>>10737272
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if that ended up being the real result.
>>10737241
Try my best to dance with her instead of wimping out. Or have her lead me on the dance floor
>>10734784
she looks like she's in a jar ready to get filled with cum over the course of a month and then left in a fridge
THIS THREAD IS GOING DOWN
>>10737288
last three numbers modulo by 420. This guarantees you have a chance to hit every number
Lars is going to become space pirates of the Caribbean and there's nothing anyone can do to stop it, especially emerald
New new new new thread.
>>10735511
6'10"
>>10737306
WHAT ABOUT FATPIS?!
>>10737306
WHAT ABOUT LAPIS?
>>10737312
gee, youre taller than the hulkster
>>10737320
>>10737321
THERE'S NO TIME
>>10737342
>>10737342
>>10737342
NEW THREAD
>>10735941
kill yourself retard
why
>>10737348
DED THRED
>>10737348
UHHHHHHHHH
NEW THREAD MACHINE BROKE?
uh, what just happened?
FUCK
Even trash has own standarts kek
Are we finally banned from trash? Has the end day finally come?
BANNED FROM /TRASH/
WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE HOLY SHIT
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
>>10737449
NEW THREAD MACHINE BROKE
WE GOT /TLHG/ THO
SERIOUSLY WHAT DO WE DO NOW? I HAVE NO PURPOSE IN LIFE BUT TO BROWSE /SUG/!
JEEEZZUUUSSS
Just make a new one retards.
Just wait to page ten.
We must prevail
NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHERE WILL OUR HOME BE NOW
Could the samefag or autismos shut the hell up.
What the fuck happened?
>>10737489
WE'RE NO HOME BOYS!!!
well.
ok
This is our last thread.
This is my last post.
You are all retards.
What's going on?
>>10737505
we still have /tlhg/
>>10737509
>>10737507
>>10737505
>>10737490
>>10737489
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>>10737478
>>10737476
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>>10737452
You're only allowed to make a new General thread when its on page 10.
This is true for /every/ board.
Fucking nubies. You guys were the bane of my reporting days, and I can see you still are now.
>>10737519
>we still have Pedophilia: The General.
Yeah nah fuck off.
>>10737541
We created thread at page 7-9 plenty of times and even have 2 separate threads
>>10737541
doitforfree.jpg
>>10737541
>This is true for /every/ board.
Wrong
>>10737541
You're new, I see. How's that feel?
>>10737099
https://picarto.tv/Inudrawsthething
nsfw drawfagging cuz it's late
>>10735231
I actually like you anon, almost as much as you like becky