PONY THREAD

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>>10715877
>he buys me things

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Skitty can I buy you things?

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>>10715850
holy fuck what
thats funny as fuck I wouldnt even talk about it
like that one time I walked into my dads office at home and he had like 80 tabs of porn pulled up
>>10715855
Wait skitty has a Boytoy?
he told me otherwise

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>>10715917
sylveon is the best eeveelution

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>>10715841
could you create a chart and rate each member of bread in those categories on a scale of 1-10?

>>10715850
I did hjahaahaha that was hilarious!

>>10715855
lets help him!

>>10715891
thanx 4 bakez

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>>10715925
They share pictures by cellphone, they also call and text each other.

>>10715891
>>10715777

MODS MODS MODS

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>>10715981
this is has got to be a ruse cruise

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>>10715904
Are you quoting someone or is this your special needs way of expressing your belief that I'm a materialistic person that's only interested in people who spend money on me?

>>10715917
A will to live would be nice.

>>10715948
dude no stop linking that

this whole time i have been able to buy skitty's approval?

>>10716063
Oh I thought you were skitty for a second. Oh wait ----

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>>10715974
>I did hjahaahaha that was hilarious!
really? do you have a link?

because I didn't and someone in real life just told me about it

>>10716071
what

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post the best furry image you have save
lets mix things up before thread is buried in yellow pony fur

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>>10716055
Yes, considering you don't want to share him.

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>>10716066
No, if that were true then I wouldn't be mean to batman after he randomly gifted me a few steam games.

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>>10716072
why should I give you a link? I did your peanut butter thing, and even told you how to make pickles, and you kept right on being mean to me.

>>10716090
from my favorite furry artist

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>>10716106
i can't recall you ever being mean to batman

this only confirms it

>>10716108
>why should I give you a link? I did your peanut butter thing, and even told you how to make pickles, and you kept right on being mean to me.

this comment supports my theory that you are an assdamaged man who does take what I say personally and just pretends like you don't.

If what Aku said about you and how you don't take things seriously, you wouldn't have ranted like this and become spiteful.

I'd have just given it to you, but you had fucking haunting flashbacks that ffucked with you so you're crying behind the monitor like F-FUCK THIS GUY IM NOT GONNA GIVE HIM SHIT!!! >:((((

LMFAO

>>10716098
I've expressed what I said earlier, before you joined the threads. You probably developed that opinion of yours because you're rather new and only joined around the time he found out where I live and sent me glowsticks and stuff.

lurkmoar fugin newfag

>>10716152
Does it taunt you, knowing that now you'll never have the chance to read that article because you chose to not be a friend and act in kindness? Is this how you respond to the consequences of your continual negativity and malice towards posters who only want to be your friends?

I am sorry your actions have consequences, Skitty. Perhaps if your parents had enforced such you wouldnt be what you are today.

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>>10716184
You were such a nice poster before skitty, what happened?

>>10716208
anime ruined him

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I got bored of waiting to talk about fillies so I made rice instead

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Im so tired but I dont want to sleep
wut dew

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>>10716284
make rice and look at fillies on the internet

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>>10716326
>fillies
gross
but the rice doesnt sound so bad

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>>10716340
what's gross about fillies

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>>10716208
Give me a general timeframe where this perceived change in my interactions went from nice to whatever it is you're suggesting.

Also think about what you did leading up to that change and you have your answer.

>>10716186
No, it just inconvenienced me due to my sudden interest in it.

Also it made me feel sad to know you proved Aku wrong so quickly after what he had said about you.

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>>10716355
too young :P blep

>>10716340
what if it's a filly vampire that's 2000yo but only has the body of an underage filly?

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>>10716395
>bawwwww do things for me even though I'm abusive towards you and everyone else BAWWWWW

how fat would your mom have to be in order to have a gravitational field that formed an accretion disk smaller fat people orbiting her?

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>>10716436
>he's still this upset

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>>10716411
id rather just not?

>>10716444
about as fat as rosie o'donnell

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>>10716406
oldness is what's gross

>>10716454
NO

THIS IS A LIFE AND DEATH DECISION AND YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT NOW!!

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>>10716452
>still projecting

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>>10716452
whats going on between you two right now?
>>10716468
fillies are cute I guess
>>10716470
I WOULD AN ANIME GIRL SKITTY NOT A HORSE GIRL

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>>10716502
better than anime, that's for sure

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>>10716530
Incorrect guess again

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>>10716549
if someone barfed on a turd and then dumped it on the head of an african it would still be less gross than anime

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I gave my snake a bath, it didn't really want one this time.

>>10716502
I asked blewberry to share a news story link, but instead of providing me with a link and moving on he chose to go off on a tangent about how I've been mean to them and don't deserve the link.

By the way, for some context, this is the guy who has shoved fruit up their arse, tried to form a circlejerk in bread with 8ch trolls with the intention to "troll me" until I left the community but then someone posted a facepic of him to bread and his anti-skitty circlejerk flipped on him and then he fucking became the laughing stock of his "friends" circlejerk... He also names food items after me and posts pics of himself rubbing their cock in them... also I once said jokingly that i wanted to cover my friends in peanut butter and blewberry pretended (like usual) that I said I wanted to cover him in peanutbutter andp roceeded to cover their duck and ass in the stuff and post pictures.

This guys hilariously mad.

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>>10716577
is that a metaphor for punching yourself in the dick

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>>10716584
it sounds like he's not really your friend

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>>10716594
No I have a pet snake.

>>10716564
p much how i feel about anime too senpai

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>>10716608
yeah you would

>>10716619
that's pmuchsempai how I feel about everything that isn't sweetie belle

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>>10716564
INCORRECT GUESS AGAIN
>>10716584
I think hes just so ironic that hes not anymore and that idea makes me laugh way more than it should have

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>>10716584
>skitty types all this out instead of just ignoring blew and the things that happened in the past

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>>10716640
It's going to be 19 soon.

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>>10716641
sweetie belle's choice ass

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>>10716594
i hope so!~

>>10716584
see, this is why i dont share links with you. Why would you bring up that time you conned me into rubbing peanut butter on myself for your amusement? You know that makes me sad to remember that. I was younger then and more naive and I thought no one in bread would ever ask me to do something bad.

>>10716650
he srsly wants that link, Gator. you should give it to him so he'll leave me alone. I wont link him on general principal.

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>>10716664
nineteen what
nineteen.....fillies?

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>>10716606
Almost sounds like there is some mental illness involved.

>>10716650
Why the fuck would I ignore the fucking entertainment I come for you sped fuck

also beeps is my friend dumbass

I actually put effort to treat my friends decently and that includes typing out detailed reports for their special fucking eyes

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>>10716678
I can't concentrate on this relay enough to conclude anything other than that you and skitty are 3/4 retard

I think it's been vaguely explained to me before but I don't think I was paying attention then either

>>10716693
probably

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>>10716693
Can you really call them friends if they don't have your cellphone number or home address?

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>>10716684
years

>>10716735
yeah

that is a weird friendship system you have

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>>10716671
blep
I guess youre right
>>10716678
>>10716693
this is getting out of hand
can you two umm like not do that
listen Skitty I think you are taking things to seriously and blew youre bullying skitty too much
people will slowly start forming groups arguing for each side when its just silly in general so STahp before things get even more out of hand

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>>10716716
basically yes.

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>>10716740
nineteen years of fillies sounds pretty hot

>>10716761
you wanna touch it?

>>10716773
aight just checking

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>>10716761
They have been doing this for awhile, skitty always loses but just refuses to believe it.

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I'm going to take a nap.

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>>10716761
>I think you are taking things to seriously

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>>10716798
BABS PLEEEASSSEEE
>>10716810
Nobody wins if it keeps happening right?
Ive seen this happen like 30 times while ive been in /b/read and its stupid everytime because skitty has the right reason to be mad or whatever and blew is obviously just joking around and Its gay and thats comingfrom me

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>>10716863
please what

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>>10716829
I dont know the whole story or whatever
like I said I cant tell if blew is joking or not
whatever happens skitty I always support you

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>>10716761
ive tried many times to make peace with skitty, i feel bad for tormenting him, but he just keeps pushing for more like a little masochist looking for a spanking. but for you, beeps, I'll try again.

>>10716798
now you know

>>10716824
sleep tight gator!

>>10716829
hey skitty, lets be pals ok? next time you want me to do you a favor, just ask nicely and i'll happily do it, ok? here, this is the link you wanted about the diaper guy killing his son. lets enjoy it together and be bros again!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4732528/Dad-killed-son-boy-compromising-photos.html

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>>10716829

dis is me
>>10716946

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out of curiosity, are clop images edits allowed in trash? I want to find someone with a derpibooru account to upload an edit for me

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>>10716951
Thank you blew

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>>10717036
youre welcome pony pal!

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>>10716863
I don't think there is even anything to win in an argument with blewberry, Interrogator just likes to spit me by making vague comments like that. Arguments with blewberry are typically just him misinterpreting things, making stuff up and acting like an idiot while sperging about how mean I am. then occasionally posting nasty ass pictures of themselves.

Can you really look at what was said between me and blewberry and recognize that there is an objective or something to win other than proving a really silly point?

No, hence why Interrogator is just saying vague stuff like usual cause it's their way to fuck with others they don't like. If you stick around for a while you'll notice he does that a lot even when doing so casts any logic or accuracy out the fucking window.

>>10716975
I know.

>>10716946
I'm typically never serious.... like it's really rare but I think blewberry is pretty serious about his "you're mean" remarks because yeah it's' true, I am mean to shitty ppl tbqh
I don't place cation in words and language I use with people I don't care to maintain a certain type of relationship with. idunno why i have to psychologically analyze myself for people all the time you're killing me smalls

>spit
spite*

lol

>>10716951
I refuse to click this link.

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>>10717117
I know Skitty Im on your side its all silly , it just sounds like everything was going to go on forever unless someone intervened

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anywho goodnight all love you guys <3

>>10717245
Also you can tell why I dislike blewbery if you see his last post.

I asked him for a link and he gave me dailymail, fuck that guy.

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>>10717275
goodnight

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>>10717275
goodnight beeps

>>10717117
>words words words

Oh, he is still at it.

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>>10717315
Well why not intervene and make this thread look like something you like instead?

I just go with whatever you people take it.

Blewberry showed up so now it's blewberry related shit.

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lazy FaGgOt

>>10717354
This is great.

proclaiming jihad on an eager skittyhole

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>>10717376
u suk

do something

pls

>>10717412
Noh.

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>>10717402
this one actually made me fugin lol

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>>10717427
fine fuk u den

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Gotta go bread, I'll be back in a few hours.

>>10717481
:c

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>>10717354
>posts about me constantly
>complains about blewberry related shit

>>10717488
gnight Rap

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>>10717489
He was offering you a fuck Darwin~

out for realsies now, l8er

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>>10717506
I only talk about you when you show up, or I am using you as a scale for how garbage someone is.

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>>10717558
why dont you try not talking about other pony friends? its not nice, Skitty. If you were nicer your friends wouldnt shoot you all the time.

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>>10717489
lol
why do you always about using words like it's in place of stuff like "it is"

>>10717611
Just a habit.

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>>10717600
I bet if you could anonymously kill me and never face repercussions or jail time, and no one would ever know, you'd probably have shot and killed me multiple times by now out of pure rage and other emotions and that's why you were thinking that right now. You're a real fucking faggot you know that, I would have never shot you.

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>>10717650
.. this actually has my holding my balls right now

who is this insane fuck

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>>10717770
wake up in the morning and hear news that earth will be obliterated in the next 3 days by a comet. what would be your final activities?

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>>10717715
I wonder how much money he got for them.

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>>10717809
Hmm..
I honestly dont know, what would you do

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>pasta never got back to me

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>>10717865
I would try to get as many people from bread as possible to come to my ranch and have a lot of gay sex while we totally dismissed the world around us, then right while the comet is about to hit I would totally want to see that clearly I bet it'd look dope and then just accept the inevitable.

>>10717829
Me too. How much would you pay for them?

I would only pay people to keep them away from me.

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>>10717670
I wouldnt, but you go ahead and think what you want. No one is that interested in you, Skitty, unless you provide them with drugs and beer for free, or post pictures of yourself in women's panties with a furry tail buttplug like you do for Nick. Your only purpose in life is as a distributor of beer and furry sissyboi porn

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>>10718028
Yeah, alright. If you say so faggot.

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>>10717964
So a big gay sleepover?
>>10717891
About what?

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>>10718141
Yeah it'd be fun would you come over?

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>>10717964

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>>10718151
I certainly couldn't think of anything better to do in a world ending scenario

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>>10718170
You wouldn't want to come?

nohomo btw

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>>10718141
The thing I've been pestering you about for the past month.

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>>10717990
http://alwayzfun.blogspot.com/2009/07/transgender-cooks-own-testicles-and.html

>>10718028
>No one is that interested in you,
i am

>>10718238
(((sex change)))

they are still a male they should stop casting accuracy and logic out the window and stop calling it what it's not

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>>10718191
I could think of a bunch of things and most of them get me tickets to hell

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>>10718277
w-we should totally be roommates and then you could watch the highly emotional process of me posting to the thread

>>10718361
yes pls

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>>10718374

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wow this feels really special

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>>10718233
Oh
>>10718345
I'm pretty sure we're doomed to hell already

>refreshed
>115,881 views

fuck that was fast

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>>10718305
I know. Why can't they just be regular faggots. No. They have to be special faggots.

>>10718376
no, none of that

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>>10718403

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>>10718509

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>>10718538
Why are you doing this to me?

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>>10718456
I wasn't suggesting anything that was just a random picture lmao

YES KEEP DOING IT

I've heard people suggest that titan can be a possible place for human resettlement

how the fuck is that possible if I heard elsewhere that the average wind speed on titan is 20 miles per second?

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>>10718219
Nah, don't know anyone. Would more then likely stand on the sidelines staring at the sky while occasionally awkwardly glancing at the gay pile.
No homo.

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>>10718560
I do this because I love you, obviously

>>10718574
we live in a big sail boat that will be moving the same speed as the wind and thus the wind has no relative affect on us

this is why we must continue to produce fast paced racing games so we can have a bunch of pilots trained up who can navigate our boat-town past any obstacles

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>>10718575
yeah same, also I wouldn't talk to anyone or do anything unless someone instigated

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>>10718376

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>>10718608
lmao

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>>10718603

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>>10718651
*hug*

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>>10718637
These don't look like patel horses and as a result it must be anime.

"BAN ANIME 2017" -Skitty

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>>10718631
Me too desu

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>>10718631
oh? So what would you do if one of your /b/ buds decided to just walk up and start kissing you?

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>>10718722
Kek

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>>10718707
So did you want to start tonight?

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>>10718739
That entirely depends on who it is.

For example, if it's blewberry then I would freak out and kick them in the nuts then get my friends to help me tie them to a tree so he doesn't do it again.

If it was nick then things are going in a positive direction.

If it was interrogator then I'd be extremely confused and scared and then try to tie them to a tree outside with blewberry.

If it was Darwin I would scream at them and bring up a bunch of thread drama and old shit and file a restraining order

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>>10718790
I'm not in the mood tonight

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>>10718874
You could have just said that sooner so I could have moved on to something else.

>>10718904
or you could just stop being an autist and get to the point right off the bat instead of trying to be vague and ambiguous

>>10718924
>>10718924
>>10718924
>>10718924
>>10718924

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/crime/fbi-profiler-helped-in-arrest-of-dylan-redwine-father?page=2

goddamn it must suck to suddenly find out you're the direct descendant of a guy that cross dresses, wears diapers and eats their own shit and is also a murderer lol

how awful

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>>10718825
Whoa, I would've just screamed "i don't know you" and right hook them all.

I imagine this is what blueberry's life would be like if he were straight and decent enough to raise kids who'd later make fun of him and end up dying by their their own hands

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>>10718993
but I feel like I know a few ppl well enough for my comfort. I usually like to prod ppl with text and see how they react to it and that tells me a lot about them after a while..

Still there might be some quirks about them that you'd never know unless you could look into their secret lives.

Like we don't know if Darwin is into crushing small animals to death and some more fucked up shit

Do we know he's not doing that right now?

No, absolutely not.

It's possible so it's' best to just assume that's what's happening right now.,

blews kids would never find out he was a diaper faggot, as he would have already killed them for playing with his star wars toys when they were 3

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>>10718983
>wears diapers and eats their own shit
Blewberry?

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>>10719106
it's what I immediately thought when I was told about this guy.

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>>10719134
All he needs to do is put on a dress and kill somebody.

>He was waiting all this time

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>anime section on twitch

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>>10719250
what horrors hide there?

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>>10719203
who was? and for what

>>10719277
>>10718904

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>>10718825
tell me more of this positive direction

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>>10719079
oh...ok. A little scary though. I wanna take the benefit of the doubt and hope he's not into hurting little animal creatures.
Wait you can tell alot about a person just from text alone?
Wait does this mean you are analyzing me right now?
>>10718983
Holy shit.

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>>10719286
Well it's a direction that's not negative because there's no rejection. The chances of me developing depression and then later killing myself after being rejected are significantly higher than they would be otherwise had that not happened.

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>>10719363
wew
not the answer i was expecting but sure okay

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>>10719312
>Wait you can tell alot about a person just from text alone?
Yes.
>Wait does this mean you are analyzing me right now?
Yes.
>I wanna take the benefit of the doubt and hope he's not into hurting little animal creatures.
Mee too but we have to face the reality that the world we live in is much more fucked up then what we usually would like to accept and he might be crushing a litter of fresh kittens or doggos for their own pleasure as we speak.
>>10719394
I anticipated that there was an expected answer and thought what it might be so I chose to avoid it and offer one that would make you feel awkward instead.

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>>10719286
also that pic kek

i already deleted it from my pc after posting it

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>>10719442

>>10719471
mistake
it's an instant classic

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>>10719478
IM SORRY!

>>10719484
kek

have you heard about jake paul?

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>>10719591
you always say that..

>>10719591
yes
i have seen the thumbnails of many videos concerning him but i do not care enough to click
should i care?

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>>10719628
tl;dw the youtube circlejerk is bashing this guy cause he acts really silly, is really popular and says dumb shit a lot... like he made a really dumb rap video which is clearly intended to be funny and dumb and everyone took it really seriously and giving them shit over it.. like why even...

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>>10719695
so basically i should not care
have you had a nice night?

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>>10719442
World can have its fuck you moments but I wouldn't say its too bad.
Darwin doesn't seem like the type(at least I hope he isn't)
Any who, I not really into the rumor thing.
I'm sure he's quite the ok champ.
Then again, you pretty much know everyone so might be a chance you're right about him, But I think I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

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>>10719750
Well I haven't slept and I'm also getting sleepy af now.. it's been decent, I literally did nothing all day lol

how about you? did you do that cruis?

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>>10719784
I'm just messing around dude. but I honestly you'd think you know someone and then BAM they start crushing small animals in front of you cause it's their fetish

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>>10719789
good time for you to be sleepy with the coming tribulations of tomorrow
yeah. had a bit of a party but it got too loud so we moved spots. headed home a little early so i could be rested for the tennis tourney

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>>10719848
So what is he going to do tomorrow?

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>>10719911
you'll have to ask him
but it will likely involve machetes and might even include a beheading

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>>10719848
yeah lol
nice

on an unrelated note I thought i'd warn you in advance that when we end up living together for however long you choose during that time there is a really high chance that I'll perform experiments on you like putting your hand it warm water while you're asleep

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I'm fucking SHAKING it's hard to type, it;'s that cold in my room.. plus I'm wet so that doesn't help.

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>>10719827
lol I knew that I was just playing along. I'm sure he's a bretty cool guy who kiss animals and doesn't afraid of anything.

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>>10719956
How really fucking comforting you are.

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>>10719959
joke's on you
i wear a catheter to bed just in case someone tries this on me
>>10719983
what
how is it so cold and why are you wet did you take a shower
just dry off lmao
better than too hot anyways

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>>10719994
So what are you doing tomorrow? Some cartel work?

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>>10719994
i merely repeated your own words

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>>10720006
D::: those things are painful

I had this huge nurse guy shove one up my dick when I got shot and I screamed a steady, long 1 minute screech that had dogs flooding the room.


fuck that guy
was a fucking douchebag and shouldn't be working as a nurse

it's 64F which is cold for me and I took a shower yeah

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>>10720011
Stay out of my personal life!

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>>10720076
Don't bring it up then.

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>skitty's boss

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>>10720019
I read this in your voice.

>>10720066
>that had dogs flooding the room
This does not sound like a medical facility.

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>>10720066
yeah but it's worth it
my guess is they were in a rush to get you prepped for surgery so maybe it wasn't lubed up correctly or maybe it was too big but if you do it right it is really quite pleasurable shoutout to my boys over at /r/sounding
but yeah sensitive area to be putting things like that
i am also curious about the hospital dogs
sixty four is pretty nice. great snuggle temp if you have a good comforter

>>10720101
lol
sorry

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>>10720097
Soup?

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>>10720097
Stop eavesdropping on posts that aren't mean for you then? It's not my fault you're doing this and then getting triggered when you find out and start whining for me to shut up you fucking snowflake wtf

>>10720103
he's an illegal immigrant and was shot by another fellow illegal immigrant in a turf war, to avoid the authorities he had to have the bullet removed by a local vet which is actually a front for his gang

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>>10720103
I couldn't afford the hospital so my mom took me to a renowned veterinarian who is a family friend.

This guy literally operates on dozens of species of animals, that means he knows more than fucking DOCTORS! Yet most people prefer the doctors? wtf!!??

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>>10720176
ICE ICE baby.

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>>10720153
Just tell me then, all your posts are public and open to everyone.

>>10720191
>operates on animals
Ah so that's why he didn't use lube.

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>>10720127
You do this sounding thing? Stop that, what if you end up having to actually use diapers?

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>>10720153
>eavesdropping on posts

customizable catheters are the way of the future

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>>10720271
>>10720271
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>>10720271

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>>10720252
lol no
it's weird af
wait a sec
how did i not know about the this? you actually went to the vet? that is top tier hilarious. i wonder how the insurance worked out

>>10720264
it makes sense if you use bread radio and don't set it to replies only duh

>>10720271
agreed

>>10720286
built in filtration systems that store vitamins that are passed through urine so they can be reused

a bottle of multivitamins will last 500% as long as they currently do

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>>10720264
no u

>>10720248
Rude as fuck aku whta teh heal

>>10720233
While what you said is true, still the information in them is targeted at specific people.

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>>10720299
Yeah haven't I told you this before??? I'm pretty sure I did wtf why do you forget me so much....

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>>10720317
Why not just have a really long catheter go up to your mouth?

a build in gps system will allow you to use your dick as a compass

>>10720354
because some of the stuff is bad

like ammonia

which you can buy an attachment for that will store the ammonia so you can use it for cleaning around the house

once the pro-environmental impact from this is recognized it will become mandatory

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>>10720351
no
you certainly did not. if you can prove that you did i will give you a silver iou.
and i disagree. i set aside a fair portion of storage space for you

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>>10720389
Perfect, have a filtration system attached to the catheter so that it can remove and store the ammonia as you sip.

>>10720404
attachments that flavour your piss as you reuse it

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you just connect these somewhere between the bladder and your mouth

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>>10720399
>a silver iou
huh.. what's that?
What could I get with it more importantly?
lol
nick pls

also ofc im making that up, the bit about the dogs was just an emphasis for for loud I screamed, really the only thing that happened when I screamed was my uncle ran into the room and suggested they had to be doing something wrong if I was screaming like that

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You could also pour your favorite drinks into your bladder for portable storage.

>>10720465
people already do this a lot with their rectum and drugs

>>10720465
pour ingredients of your protein shake into your bladder and then do your workout which will shake it for you

this system will reduce the amount of waste such as cups and bottles that are left all over the floor after endurance events like triathlons and the tour de france

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Hopefully this will become mandatory in our lifetimes.

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>>10720464
pretty much whatever you want. what do you have in mind?
whoa curveball
i thought maybe it was crazy enough to be true. im a bit mixed up after tonight so i was ready to believe it

>>10720489
what the fuck are you talking about, you're being GROSS

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Do they train cops for cavity searches? What does cavity search training look like? Do they ever do live subject training? If that's a position, how does one acquire this prestigious profession?

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>>10720544
You should know all about police training since your apart of the cartel right?

So... he is not a member of the cartel?

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>>10720580
He's just not doing a very good job. That's why he has to go take some cartel tests tomorrow.

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>>10720598

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>>10720544
https://www.quora.com/What-training-do-police-officers-receive-before-being-able-to-administer-cavity-searches

skitty is part of the memetic division of the cartel and his job is to spread disinformation

they picked him because he is naturally talented at the job

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>>10720628
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>>10720521
come on
>This guy literally operates on dozens of species of animals, that means he knows more than fucking DOCTORS! Yet most people prefer the doctors? wtf!!??
The fact you read this and took it at face value, were willing to accept I'm this blatantly stupid and weren't going to explain how that's wrong in so many different ways is really telling.

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Skitty completely shatters my worldview every day.

>>10720646
i no longer believe in reality anymore

skitty has shown me that nothing is real

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>>10720621
>Male arrestees may be ordered to lift their scrotum or separate their butt cheeks

.... I remember having to do that last one in front of a cop guy I knew, fuggin asshole... he made me do that just to embarrass me I bet

(((UNPLEASANT MEMORIES))))

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What if we are all figments of Skitty's imagination?

>>10720682
i came to accept that this universe is a figment of wuma's imagination

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I bet skitty looks suspicious plus he's on the border.

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Mexicans don't look suspicious on the border.

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>>10720678
You should have sued for sexual harassment. Made some big ass cash.

https://www.quora.com/What-is-like-to-get-a-body-cavity-search-by-the-police

>>10720634
it's true in some ways. just think of the variety of anatomies vets have to work with when doctors only focus on one. basically what you said. and i thought you were joking but i was hoping it was for real. i mean, the savings would be immense and you wouldn't have to get the cops involved which would be nice.

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>>10720567
Are you suggesting the ((((CARTEL))) is basically the police? Or are you unironically thinking that because zeta's started as a branch of cops who defected from the government and the fact it's common for police to join the cartel?

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Skitty cannot comprehend his own ability to spawn slightly believable stories at a whim.

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>>10720704
They all do, plus he's whitish so he might seem like he might be higher up the leadership pole.

>>10720731
police are literally just the local enforcers of a dominant gang in a territory

this isn't even a meme, that is literally what they are

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>>10720693
>I bet skitty looks suspicious
I think that too, apparently cops think that too which really sucks. I've been told I can appear criminally inclined or malicious. My close friend told me once the day he had met me his first impression and thoughts were that I was going to be a really arrogant or cocky douchebag but that my personality actually doesn't match that. I used to cut my hair like really short and been told i kinda looked like that guy from american history x and that's when I noticed cops would give me more attention than I wanted, but when I grew it out I literally have not been bothered by them at all and they don't do double takes on me either when they're in proximity.

>>10720713
They didn't cavity search me I meant when they ask you to spread your ass lmao... worst thing desu

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Alright, time to make a Crystal Pepsi float.

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>>10720802
Maybe the cop was gay and he wanted a good look .

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>>10720802
You looked like a supervillain druglord, you and noise could have started a guild of evil.

And you are a supervillain they just don't know it's on the internet.

A guild that can only be destined to fail.

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>>10720802
I've been pulled over at least 4 times and have only gotten warnings.

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Now that I think about it he already has a guild of evil, skitty would just have to join it.

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>>10720863
kek, funny but i think what's really happening is that the type of personality to find law enforcement attractive is a person who is more likely to be an asshole whos power hungry and also like to fuck with people or humiliate/degrade them and I'm sure that's what was going on cause I remember they had a smug shit eating grin on them

>>10720728
Are you slipping into the abyss?

Skittyhole.

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>>10720945
Yeah. Cops are scumbags. I only got picked up once for being drunk in public. I was walking home from a party. Got a free ride home.

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Best idea ever.

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>>10720887
I've been pulled over dozens of times and fined a lot and have been to jail at least like 15-20 times I can't remember. Last time I went to jail was shortly before leaving 8ch and we started posting here on trash.

To be fair every time I get pulled over or arrested it's' because I was doing shit that really warranted it. Like driving into people's mailboxes, fences, that and I've also had people call the cops on me for driving recklessly or they felt threatened by me and my friends.. which has happened before, stupid shit every time. I've gotten tons of warnings when I should have been taken to jail honestly, so much so that someone once complained the cops were corrupt because they'd do nothing about me when they thought I should have been taken to jail and shit.

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>>10720998
wtf is this

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only been to jail cause i like having fun crew

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>>10721025

That is a crystal pepsi float.

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>>10720979
.... grow up

>>10721049
i thought you jizzed in your overly milked cereal and blended it

>>10721051
Just post it.

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>To be fair every time I get pulled over or arrested it's' because I was doing shit that really warranted it. Like driving into people's mailboxes, fences, that and I've also had people call the cops on me for driving recklessly or they felt threatened by me and my friends.. which has happened before, stupid shit every time. I've gotten tons of warnings when I should have been taken to jail honestly, so much so that someone once complained the cops were corrupt because they'd do nothing about me when they thought I should have been taken to jail and shit.

>.... grow up

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>>10721067
STOP MAKING FUN OF ME

REEEe

also all the stuff I do is FUN... for ME... really sucks that having fun is literally fucking ILLEGAL in the real world

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>>10721095
Sorry, Sir.

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>>10721059
No.. because if I did then I'd know every stranger and friends here saw me on a really personal level and I wouldn't be able fathom the courage to post here again.

>>10721114
Pussy.

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>destroying other people's property and endangering lives
>fun

God, Interrogator, GROW UP and have fun like the adults. Idiot.

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>>10721112
pshhh

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>>10721142
Call Interrogator a dumbass for me.