HG
>>10699811
Thanks for the thread.
https://pastebin.com/MWsSuZ2p
Second for fill this out.
>>10699858
>Nice.
>Can't wait to lose first place by jobbing next game.
>>10699858
Out of the top 10 huh? I gotta get better!
>>10699858
>I know this is incredibly autistic but could you please put me in dead last since I'm tied for it anyway? I just want it to be canon now
>>10699858
>Got ten points
Looks like things are finally looking up for our old pal Eric.
>>10699870
>>10699753
Can I be honest here? Of course I can. Falsehood only births confusing.
I don't think you're making it well. You look sickly. Where's the meat on your bones? If I had to come up with a nickname for you, it'd have to be Stick Stickly. Have you ever tried lifting weights while staying here?
>>10699702
Yeah, but back then hosting a default game right out of the site was still acceptable since there were no things like hosthelper or really that many codes to speak of at the time. I never bothered to adapt since it was never really for me in the first place.
>>10699640
>>10699689
Not even a god can handle the power of JUSTICE. I'm truly an ally of Justice and the only one who can change history for the matter. Now I will rejoice in my new triumph and pray to acquire more power and strength to defeat my, our, the foes ahead of us. Thank you for the opportuntiy, totally not a con man.
>>10699893
Top wew that's some mid-grade autism
>>10699858
>42
: s
Roll. Also give me suggestions.
>>10699870
heck off.
>>10699840
I'm waiting for the Rapid Blaster Pro to come out, that was one of my favorites to use.
>>10699889
If you're still tied for it tomorrow I'll put you at the bottom.
>>10699895
>confusing
>being THAT thirsty for Karen
>>10699912
I don't even know why I'm rolling, but fuck it
>>10699870
Wait isn't this old? Which one is newer the one with Spike or the one with Duncan?
>>10699912
(Suggestion: Put me in it)
>>10699822
The one that blogposts and posts pictures of her sucking dick... I really miss her....................................................
>>10699912
I'm just waiting to level up and get the scoped E-litre
so i can get back into my sniping one from 1, i was wrecking shit with it back in the day
>>10699929
Alrighty. You ain't on here, right?
>>10699926
Duncan replaced Spike.
>>10699858
>>10699911
29th because the first 13 lines don't contain any names
>>10699912
Rolling for who i get to replace.
>>10699912
Put this cute doll >>10699929 right next to me.
>>10699951
(Nope)
>>10699951
Get rid of Tetsu or Hane next.
>>10699904
>I can imagine since then standards have gone up, to say the least. At least that makes for some really top-of-the-line games nowadays, even if expectations are high.
>>10699912
>Rolling for who I teleport behind and stab.
>>10699990
I know. Give me 1 more to replace Tetsu.
>>10699967
You're already on there, Eric.
>>10699895
True enough. My phyiscal ability is just as much as the average persons, I stretch in the mornings and do some jogging when I have the time. I have no hope for being able to survive against the super powered geniuses that get good results every match so trying seems like a waste.
>>10700012
Lucky.
>>10700018
>phyiscal
Awh fuck. Why am I doing this at this hour
>>10699951
Oh cool thanks, now who the fuck is Duncan?
>>10700004
>Swordsman v. swordsman, I like it.
>>10699980
Fuck off back to erp. Oh wait, you can't!
Hah, you fucking retard.
>>10699907
>totally not a con man.
>rigs if for you again
The irony is not lost on me.
>>10700012
>Well don't just say it out loud you prune.
Gotta say, considering the shitstorm that happened tonight, at least you guys took Spooky off our hands.
Why is there a confirmed pedophile in our thread pretending to be apart of the community just because he shitposted erp once?
>>10700053
(Now why would I go back to thin-skin central?)
>>10700070
>shitstorm that happened tonight
wait what?
>>10700083
>>10699858
Johan should be at the top. It'll be canon as fuck.
>>10700086
The literal shitstorm that some hapless retard tried to host through.
>>10700086
Two words. Diaper porn.
>>10700086
Ruby took an autistic pedohile from ERP
>>10700086
Some games got posted in /erp/ and a diaperfag spammed HG. It got worked out but things were fucking unreadable for a couple of hours.
>>10700083
>he said, having fled in a fit of anger over somebody talking shit about a person that doesn't like him back
>>10700083
Didn't you get exposed to be a pedophile and the diaper porn poster? Why are you still here regard.
>>10700102
gonna have to be a LOT more specific than that. ERP is chock full of autistic pedophiles
>>10700104
Oh, so business as usual. Gotcha
>>10699858
>Mokou in the bottom 10
Poetry.
>>10700083
So what does that make you now that you were chased out of thin-skin central?
>>10700034
>Lucky's hasn't been around for a while. Give me someone that's been here recently and comes often.
>>10700044
Accel.
>>10700057
no. > : c
>>10700018
You do some exercises in the morning too!? Let me feel your arms! If you're bigger than me then we have to compare workout methods! Maybe together we can change the nature of this game!
>Subaru looks away in embarrassment and scratches the back of his head
I mean, we could kick some ass and do some other stuff while we're at it. As friends, right?
>>10700083
>says the thin skinned faggot that left as soon as their "senpai" got shat on for starting a shitstorm.
Actually, this is a good tging. We already have too many piss poor rpers in our threads.
You're hg's problem now, pedo-kun.
>>10700114
>Spooky was the diaperfag
oh man
>>10699940
She's kinda awake.
>>10700118
you're a shit
>>10700131
kill yourself nui
>>10700012
VIBRI
FUCK
>>10700136
You have such a way with words Anonymous. Truly artistic and moving.
>>10700151
Got a good pic of vibri?
>Coming to a thread expecting to be praised because you made one angry post at a community that kicked you out for being an IRL pedophile with a scat fetish
So ERP is not only retarded, it's insane. Why does that thing expect to be welcomed here?
>Enough OOC without RP.
>>10699811
>Zer0 suddenly finds himself in the place depicted. It's cozy and inviting...to someone else. Zer0 doesn't really feel anything about it. He silently walks over to the dock and stares out onto the lake and across the horizon, seeing what appears to be a small village on the opposite shoreline. The assassin makes a mental note to see if there are any bounties he can accept once he gets over there. If he gets over there. For now, he just continues his observation.
>>10700104
(Why would I stay in a burning dump?)
>>10700114
(No I wasn't, now you are lying)
>>10700119
(I walked out, I wasn't chased by a bunch of neckbeards)
>>10700129
(I should of reported all the Loli and shota shit you guys had at the discords, pedos~)
(Enough talk, I don't want you guys to cry over me)
>>10700147
Not tonight
>>10700166
replace Tupac with based Phil, slayer of shitty winscreens
>>10700171
Pedophile diaperfags are the exception, not the norm. Nobody in the thread actually misses him.
>>10700160
shitty shit
>>10700083
Based.
>>10700171
Because she's retarded beyond measure.
>>10700205
>she
>>10700177
It's "should have".
>kissu
How about you take like 3-5 nominees and make a poll or something? So that anyone can't just walk onto it.
>>10700177
>cry over me
No one is crying, your 15 seconds are over Hector. Just go back to your moms house and keep moving from community to community before you end back in TLHG again.
Why is ERP still mad?
>>10700177
>"w-well i-i could of reported you guys!!"
1. Im not in the erp discord
2. Coulda, woulda, shoulda
3. Pedos need to be exterminated. So please die
>>10700177
Fuck off pedo
>>10700175
fav bunny!
>>10700221
When are they ever not autistically screeching at something?
>>10700221
It's not ERP, it's that weird pedo same tagging like he did in ERP for attention
>>10700177
Just like you were crying over someone who hates your guts? Literally Paul-tier shit. Good riddance.
>>10700125
>What the hell was this guy even on about? It was getting difficult to really get a grasp on him but I raise a hand to stop him.
You might be acting too familiar. Changing the nature of the game? I don't think I can follow through something like that at all.
>There goes not starting an argument over nothing.
...Though two heads work better than one when it comes to kicking asses so I can't refuse that type of friendship.
>>10700171
Wait a damn minute what the shit is this.
>The falseflag is still trying.
Nobody fucking cares.
Guys don't be rude to my wife. She's not a pedo.
Someone link me where the juicy shit starts
>>10700177
Can you not bring your weird scat and pedo fetishes here? Stay with the filth.
>>10700255
>>10700234
>>10700225
>>10700219
>>10700192
fuck off same fag, no one could possibly hate based not!ruby
kill yourself
>>10700186
>Who?
>>10700175
>Thanks.
>>10700218
>I did a poll to remove a few people at one point. I could do that if I get a few more suggestions for people to add, maybe 2 or 3.
Hahahahahahahaha.
Stay shit.
>>10700287
>defending a shit rper
>defending a attention whore
>defending a fucking pedo
You need to leave
>>10700287
>The pedo claims to hate thin skinned ERP and is now using buzzwords and illiterate screeching as a defense mechanism
>>10700304
We need a diaper
>no grils roleplaying
>only two guys
C-can I ship it?
>>10700302
>he doesn't know about Phil
Haha. Stay shit, nufag. Those of us with refined tastes in winscreens will dine without you.
>>10700327
yes
>>10700262
It's called believing yourself, Watashi-tan. Are you one of those guys that lack self-esteem and confidence? Heh...HA!
>Subaru bends back and points at the boy
Do you need me to teach you how to be confident in yourself and your interactions!? I can totally do that! As your new friend, it would be lame if I didn't help you blossom into someone just like me!
allegedly
>>10700327
>I-I'm here, too.
>>10700320
>>10700314
fuck
off
false flag
They haven't done anything wrong and there's no reason to bring your petty fucking shitposts here.
>>10700327
Still waiting for SAW to rp but I'll be ignored.
>>10700327
How troublesome! I make one friend and the presses can't keep their grubby hands off of the juicy idea that we're a thing! Can't you guys leave us alone and give us some space? We're talking man to man here!
>>10700346
Confirmed pedo actually, just get a link into that hybrid HG/ERP discord, he flaunted it like a good thing.
>>10700354
I bet you think Yin hasn't done anything wrong either
cancer
>>10700302
Isn't Albert Wesker new? You could put him on there.
>>10700354
Fuck off faggot, go back to ERP and stop shitting the threads up here.
>>10700361
Post screenshots.
obsessed
>>10700364
>ERP STILL this assblasted
Go to bed manchild, it's past your bed time.
don't mind this completely safe decoration
This nigger needs to leave before he infects us even more.
>>10700382
>>10700364
ya'll done being cocksuckers and insulting based brazil queen? I better not have to come back here.... or else
>>10700392
>you have to be a part of ERP to hate scat-loving pedophiles now
i've never even posted in and ERP thread
>>10700398
>>10700412
Or else what faggot?
>>10700405
They're your problem now.
>>10700177
Wait is this Ruby?
>>10700433
Ruby isn't brazilian.
>No game.
>No one to RP with.
Lemme fix that shit in a minute.
>>10700427
or else I'll come to your house and choke you to death while you fucking sleep faggot don't mess with me or my friends ever again do u understand me??
>>10700441
The character Emilia is?
>>10700433
(Nope)
>Hop into ERP to see what all the fuss is about
This nigga really is retarded.
>>10700341
>This guy really moves at his own pace, doesn't he? It was a little exhausting to be around him for more than a few seconds but that sort of thing wouldn't show on my face. However the nickname does call for an extended pause though.
...Thank you for the offer but I think just friends will be good enough.
>Becoming like you is still too far away for someone such as myself after all.
>>10700327
>I have called the police to search your ship for crack.
spike no why
i actually liked you
>>10700426
That's not for homeless people to get sick in.
>>10700452
The avafag is.
PAYDAY GAMES VI
FIRST 36 WITH NAME AND PIC
HAVE FUN, AND BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER!
>>10700492
Reigen Arataka
>>10700492
Lana's mother
>>10700492
Emilia
>>10700492
Lord Beerus
>>10700469
Which discord is that?
>>10700492
Lum!
>>10700492
I
>>10700492
Machi Amayadori
>>10700492
MatPat
>>10700378
I'm not sure. If anyone knows, just tell me.
>>10700460
But that's /HGD/, no the HG/ERP discord.
>>10700492
Yuno
>>10700492
Elias Ainsworth
>>10700492
Tomoko
Star Butterfly
>>10700492
Gunpuku No Himegimi
>>10700492
Shion's Nightmare
>>10700492
Kirino Ranmaru
>>10700492
Leo
>>10700492
junko'ss boobs
>>10700492
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>10700492
Cooler Daniel
>>10700492
Kamen rider Build
>>10700492
Mao
>>10700464
That's what I mean, you doofus! We'll do things together, just like friends do! What kind of world do you live in that friends don't help friends improve in every aspect of their life? I want to help you so that you can help me later down the line! Wouldn't that be cool!? We'll both because the best thing that happened since sliced bread in no time flat!
>>10700492
Natsuki Subaru
>>10700492
Mega tits
>>10700492
Arashi
>>10700531
Her name is Altair, you swine.
>>10700492
Doctor
>>10700492
Ex-Aid
>>10700492
Sami Zayn The Murderer
>>10700492
Miku's ass
>>10700492
Wolfgang Grimmer
>>10700492
Ryoma Hoshi
>>10700492
Asian Jesus
>>10700492
Malem Brolydong
>>10700492
Gascoigne
>>10700492
Gem knight Topaz
>>10700492
Shinra Kishitani
>>10700492
Please die
>>10700492
Daniel
>>10700492
Ridley
>>10700492
Puru Eight
>>10700492
Araragi Karen
>>10700492
Kamen rider ghost
>>10700492
bucket man
>>10700607
looks like this nigga is humping a bucket
wonder if its on his bucketlist
>>10700606
>>10700556
>>10700542
Which one of you is the pedophile?
>>10700492
make sure to skip the scat-loving pedophile that recently get out of jail
>>10700628
yes
>>10700568
>avaing best Monster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C974p-dYxdI
>>10700492
Swap >>10700589
For
>
I put the wrong image.
FIVE MORE, CHOO CHOO
>>10700492
Ranma Saotome
>>10700642
Johan Liebert
>>10700642
Chou-Chou
>>10700568
>>10700653
IT BEGINS
TENMA WHEN
>>10700642
Kokkuri-san
>>10700642
Barkis
>>10700547
>What kind of world do you live in that friends don't help friends improve in every aspect of their life?
>Ouch. About a 7/10 on the pain scale. It was far too soon to be calling each other friends much less the next best thing but it seems to already be set in stone.
However only one person can leave these things while being considered the victor. I don't intend to just roll over.
>>10700642
Kenzou Tenma
>>10700665
Ay Nui, what do I gotta do to stuff your butt?
>>10700642
Mixmaster
>>10700672
Belly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f20L0msLsM
FIVE MINUTES FOR ANY SWAPS OR CORRECTIONS!
>>10700666
Heh.
>>10700665
>sniffs your feet
>>10700667
>>10700678
Well that was quick.
>>10700542
>wanting Karen poon this bad
>>10700678
>>10700571
>>10700706
>>10700706
May the best win!
>>10700712
What does Karen have to do with KR?
>>10700706
Cooler Daniel vs Daniel is going to happen, I'm calling it now.
>>10700706
I've got a plan, you guys go steal the money, and I'll just be waiting here so that I can count it, okay?
>>10700706
TEAM 8 FUCKING HAS THIS
>FUCKING BEST BOY
>FUCKING BEST BOY X2
>JESUS
>MALEM BROLYDONG
>>10700706
I accept this challenge.
>goodnight
>>10700733
I accept this goodnight challenge
>>10700706
Get on with it.
>>10700616
He probably will
he's just got that look
>>10700722
>>10700712
Yeah, literally kamen riders show up consistantly way before new karen even appeared
>>10700676
...
What was that? That sounded like the moans of a natural born loser. Are you some hillbilly that's so bad that your lawyers see your life-style as crime in process? Not a happy prospect, friend. Show me what you got in this up coming game and we'll work from there, okay?
>>10700706
Looks lovely, host. Let's begin.
>>10700679
Whip out your dick and ram me from behind of course~
>>10700707
*twitches toes*
>>10700606
>>10700556
>>10700542
This is the best arena EVER!
Give me the /co/des
>have dinner
>am late
MOTHER
F U C K E R
>>10700706
>"One last game before goind to bed, hopefully this time I get a less shitty dead"
R-Ready
>>10700771
R-Really, that's all I gotta do?
>Anon stands up, excited at the thought of pounding that bubblebutt.
>>10700708
>enter him for like 3 months but never get the opportunity to play him with anyone
>hg suddenly gets a johan and grimmer ava, now that I don't feel up to playing Tenma anymore
This world we live in is covered in darkness...
>>10700713
ACCEPTED! ...But I can't punt you now, can I?
>>10700774
https://pastebin.com/qS1t2uh8
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO!
...Already? Really? Fuck.
>>10700772
Well, I haven't gotten acquainted with Build-san just yet, but one thing's for sure: Ghost is trash.
>>10700813
Why would you want to punt me? I did nothing wrong.
>>10700813
>she wears it as she tugs on Sami's leg, trying to get his attention
Remember to steal anything shiny.
>>10700813
So Daniel dies and Cooler Daniel gets weapons. Jesus Christ, he really is cooler.
>>10700771
>presses nose against your soles
>takes a deep whiff
>>10700830
please go back to jail
I'm sure she enjoyed that fireball of an explosion.
I wouldn't trust her to read the ingredients off cake mix, let alone meth.
...Everyone's fucking dying, it seems.
>>10700813
Guess what? I'm you now. I'm going to make people think you're a freak.
>>10700830
Pedos are disgusting desu
>>10700823
N-no! All of them are good! You're going to be good friends with them if you try, all of them, all of them, everyone! This is the first time that the arena will have three winners! I'll be in the fourth place of course, yep, yep.
>>10700813
...Can you stop wearing the mask when you're around me? You can use it but it's very creepy, you are not an ally of Justice either.
>>10700878
>>10700852
fuck off erp
>>10700764
>Was this an attempt to goad me into trying to perform better than I usually do? The mental picture of a spotter teasing a weightlifter comes to mind but that sort of childish taunting won't work on me.
...
>Nope. It won't work.
...Bring it on.
>Damn it. When did I become so stubborn?
>>10700861
My memory isn't the best but I think this is what happened last time. No brake fluid in the chop shop cars.
>>10700887
fuck off spooky
>>10700887
We get it Hector, you anon post to pretend you aren't samefagging at yourself. Just stop, your 15 seconds are over and a game has started.
>>10700861
You know what I could go for right now? One of those American treats. I think they're called Slim Ji--
>Before Subaru knew it, his neck twists in a way that renders his human body useless
>>10700861
Uh...
>she looks around the place, trying to remember the ingredients
Um... one cookie, one chocolate cake.... what are we making again?
>>10700887
>hating pedos means you're an erpfag
Stay delusional
>>10700861
Nobody ever told me I was supposed to bring the saw! I thought that was Jesus' job, you know.
>>10700861
>DANIEL BEING THAT FUCKING COOL
Juggling? More like jiggling! Hahahah! ...Fucking kill me.
What's the diagnosis, Doctor?
As I said, don't trust her. You fools.
Cooler Daniel always knows to help real niggas out.
>>10700894
>>10700896
>>10700903
no really, fuck off ERP
no one here cares about your bullshit drama
>>10700813
>"Safehouse? does not-safe houses exist?"
>>10700861
A-Are you sure about this? T-This wasn't the thing we were suppose to do...
>"Meh, I guess is a good way to waste time"
>>10700789
Of course! ram it like no tomorrow! stuff it all up~
>>10700847
>unable to control myself i urge you to lick or dick it
>>10700813
I know you're a loyal theorist Lum, but don't you think that's kinda creepy and all? Buying and wearing my merch is fine, but making a mask of me is.. pretty creepy.
>>10700923
No seriously, fuck off with that shit. Stop whiteknighting your pedo erp fuckbuddy.
>>10700920
I'm actually rooting for Cooler Daniel now...
>>10700920
>she panics and begins running back to the van, starting it and jumping down in the pedal, leaving the wheel to decide where she'll go
Not my fault...
>>10700939
>>10700923
you forgot scat-loving
>>10700886
I'll tolerate him for you, Karen-chan. Now, let's change our fates!
>>10700920
>
>>10700927
>sticks my dick between your feet
>>10700951
beta cuck
>>10700939
>>10700951
all I see is someone rping and then there's you fags spamming the thread with erp memes
>>10700939
At least wait until the game is over autist.
>>10700892
>Subar comes out of the woodworks shortly after he died in the arena
Huh, looks like you outlasted me. You're pretty good, friend. What dojo do you train in? Mind inviting me there one of these days? It's obvious my bones are beginning to become brittle.
>>10700927
>Quickly throws his pants off to the side, slamming his hands against your ass and squeezing both those fat ass cheeks.
G-God, I've always wanted to fuck your fat butt Nui!
>>10700968
I see a pedo-scat fetishist who recently got out of jail and needs to go back
>>10700961
SCAT LOVIN'
SAMEFAGGING
PEDOPHILLIC
KID DIDDLIN'
JAILBIRD
FAGGOT
Just like ladies to admire clothes.
"Please die" is right.
Cooler Daniel can get ass wherever he pleases.
>>10700927
Ma'am, this is a White Castle drive-thru.
>>10700927
>a small boy tugs on the hem of your skirt
Umm, excuse me ma'am. I-I'm kinda lost. Could you show me where the exit is?
>>10700954
Y-y-yes! Only an ally of Justice can change history, fate and destiny itself!
>>10700985
Why are you rooting for Cooler Daniel, the real Daniel already died.
>>10700985
>she searches between the closets and the boxes, clearly trying her best to find the meth ingredients so that she doesn't look like an idiot again
Where is it?!
>>10700993
>>10700975
>>10700927
>>10700955
Hey Nui. Remind me again why you don't go to ERP instead?
>>10701013
Because he got run out of ERP a week ago and moved here just like that other weird faggot.
You all make questionable choices in escape drivers.
...Breast cancer?
Just like Emilia to do something like that.
He was too cool.
>>10700970
Ah, let 'em argue. Better me than a host who might be annoyed by it.
>>10701002
Because he's COOL, goddammit!
>>10700985
>Cooler Daniel "bonds" with Miku's Ass
Daniel really is a player.
>>10701024
F for Cooler Daniel
>>10701024
Ooooh but I like him, he's so right, democracy has went so far.
But he is in the way of making us money, so he's dead to me.
>>10701013
i think we should give him a break
chances are he's nu, so we should ease up on him until he gets like us
>>10701024
Damn, I wasn't cool enough.
>>10701033
I died the way I was born, in the back of an escape van with a cigar in my mouth.
>>10701013
Hg is hg/erp now.
Blame yourselves for this.
>>10701048
>here an entire week and no signs of assimilation
There are no brakes, chase this faggot off already.
That must be a really popular concert going on. I guess me playing Devin Townsend worked, somehow.
Okay, I take my previous statement back: you all make TERRIBLE choices in escape drivers.
Is it a tiara for each tit, I wonder?
>>10701056
I laughed. You a cool nigga, Cooler Daniel. But don't tell Daniel I said that, alright?
>>10701068
>brakes
>>10700955
>starts stroking it between my toes~
>>10700975
Well you should have done so sooner, but now you can fulfill that duty~
>>10700985
Ehh?
>>10700993
Do a 360 and head foward.
>>10701013
>>10701023
Never actually gone to ERP, but this place had my interest so i wanted to take part.
>>10700985
Y-You decide!
>"Why i'm talking this shit with a doctor? Being a doctor doesn't pay her enough? She should sell her body like a bitch instead of doing this"
>>10701024
Please wait, g-guys!
>"What the fuck is this shit? I don't understand anything about this"
>>10701068
yet we've let much more cancer slip past the radar just because
give him a month at least, i know for fucking shit i didn't start like i am now
>>10701073
Hey! Don't wear that! You are not royalty!
>she says as she jumps up to try to slap it off the mega-tittied woman
>>10701090
Sit on my face. I bet you smell neat.
Well, he's already hiding, so that works out perfectly.
Mao's playing TF2 with all the hats he's got so far.
>>10701090
>Leans closer into the intercom while looking at you beneath my sweaty visor.
Ma'am, this is a WHITE CASTLE DRIVE-THRU, not a brothel. Please take your business elsewhere. You're holding up the line, and my manager may call the police if this keeps up.
>>10701073
Thanks for hosting, hopefully my coolness transcends reality and I return some other time. Also, I'm so cool I didn't hear what you wanted me to not tell Daniel.
>>10700972
Not by very much though. The type of training I do doesn't require anything like a dojo or gym, it's simple enough to do on your own. The extent of my fighting ability is just dodging after all.
>What an infectiously positive person. In his pride and selfishness in guiding the pace and flow of the conversation I find myself starting to not mind his company as much. Or that's what I'll probably tell myself.
>I also think this should be my last game for tonight desu, it's getting to sleeping hours for me.
>>10701120
>Thanks for the game man.
>>10701120
>she falls to the floor as fluff gets blasted off her, leaving her dead body on the floor
>>10701088
As in there is no stopping this shitpost train.
I know what I said. What? You want me to shitpost you too? I'll kill you bitch.
>>10701073
O-OH... S-SORRY!
>"HOLY FUCK, THEY WERE GOING TO FUCK?! M-Maybe i'm exaggerating, but 1 girl and 1 guy on a motel always means SEX"
>>10701143
>proceeds to molest the dead body
I was almost worried there was no death today, but thanks to one of you being an asshole, there is.
>>10701125
>>10701131
No problem, thanks for playing! I hope you enjoyed!
Dubs decide what I fap to tonight
>>10701165
>you feel as if God or someone else is judging you.
>like judging you real hard right now
>>10701090
Oh, o-okay! Thanks lady!
>the foolish boy does a complete 360 degree turn before blindly walking right into you
>with a small yelp, the boy falls down onto his well sized back-end
Oww! That was a mean trick, lady...
>the boy says while tears start to run down his cheeks, more due to embarrassment than any actual physical pain
>>10701170
fur shit
>>10701131
>goodnight sweet prince
>kissu
>>10701165
I wouldn't do that if i were you
they'd shit over you while raping a kid
Well...he did.
>>10701170
Whatever thread this post is in: >>10701169
>>10701131
>>10701189
>kissu
>>10701120
>"Drugs? i'm already fucked up, so I don't need them"
>>10701200
I-I don't think we should make fun of his hair...
>"Why is she making fun of someone else's hair if her hair is even worst"
>>10701107
If you wish i suppose
>>10701120
Eh? but why? meanie.
>>10701170
Next image i post
>>10701180
Sorry! to be frank i have no clue myself..
>>10701200
>ERP
Oh fuck what have I done.
>>10701200
>ERP
Oh, that poor boy.
>>10701225
>the boy slowly gets up to his feet while brushing dirt off his butt
Oh... I see.
>>10701095
>yet we've let much more cancer slip past the radar just because
Such as?
>>10701219
Fuck off fujoshit
I'm getting more and more perturbed at the sheer amount of anime tributes that are still alive.
>>10701225
>The man working the counter is starting to have enough of this shit, but he can't convey it due to company policy of "service with a smile." Instead, he has to grin and bear it, leaning forward into the intercom again to speak to her as even more cars pile up behind the lewd woman. $7.25 an houris not worth this shit.
Ma'am, not only is this public nudity, but you are also holding up the line. Please leave or I will have to get my manager.
>>10701219
What does this mean? We're not in an anime, you know? Unless...
>Subaru sits down for a quick second. He's getting too dizzy from all the thinking going on in his head
Unless this is an anime and I was right this whole time...
>>10701260
ANIME WILL RULE THE WORLD.
>>10701258
oldfags
>>10701295
Oldfags flew under the radar because they were here before there was such a thing.
>>10701225
Do you offer cuddling? I just want someone to hold me in her arms while I sleep.
F E A S T B-
...You know I swear, every time I fix an event, another broken one pops out of nowhere. Oy vey.
>>10701272
When that happens (not if, when), I'll go down fighting, saving the last bullet just for me. Sic semper animeis.
What the heck did I miss
>>10701259
this makes me uncomfortable
>ERP is talking shit about HG's short RP
>>10701333
The game
>>10701340
They're not wrong, desu.
>>10701326
Player2 is back and he brought a friend!
I'm sure a lot of people would like Nui to send their guns blazing. As in, shoot her. With bullets. Of lead.
>>10701333
A Payday Game, nothing special. Unless you think it's special, in which case give me a kiss Anon, that's very kind of you.
>>10701340
They haven't seen my bomb-ass RP with [insert ava here].
>>10701340
Snitches get stitches
>>10701317
but are they not cancer?
>>10701326
>inb4 karen wins
>again
I'll eat my shit if this happens.
>>10701340
how to have good erp:
use ever single adjective that has ever existed ever in 1 post
the more you use the thesaurus the better
same should apply to HG right? huge long monologues from one person to another are entirely natural after all, I personally say 2000 words at a time to my friends when we correspond, it's the norm. they never interrupt me as it is physically impossible for them to want to say anything while I talk about mundane shit in painful detail.
>>10701326
>>10701369
sniped event is backwards desu
You should really stop doing that, Sami.
>>10701368
OH SHIT, HIT THE FUCKING DECK!
>>10701379
...You're makin' me nervous here, Anon. I kinda want to skip to the end now to see.
>>10701369
>first event
Wouldn't a (him/her1) work better instead of them? Using them when you can use him or her makes it sound like you're intentionally trying to make it a plural which is wrong in this case.
>>10701389
ERP BTFO
Ayyyy, someone died finally!
>>10701392
Y-Yes, I'm...I'm aware. I fixed that but didn't update the code yet since I didn't expect to host tonight.
>>10701397
I'm...aware of that, too.
>>10701247
Sorry, this place is strange!
>>10701260
And what will he do? perhaps he and i can make a deal..
>>10701325
Of course, cuddling is always an option!
>>10701369
>
>>10701389
I suppose there could be a mature debate about how describing the act of fucking is different from trying to portray a character correctly. Both are roleplaying but one involves a physical act and one is about thoughts and the characters themselves and tips that would make you better in one might not translate well to the other. Uh I mean FUK REEEEEEEEE
>>10701389
man i sure do remember that time you talked to robots, magical girls, psychopaths and villains in real life. totally normal. i myself talked to a god and a ghost last week. shit was really nice, i do it all the time
you better be shitposting those that do one liners anon because i'll fuck you up if you don't
>>10701449
>i myself talked to a god and a ghost last week
Reminds me of BONE GOD vs Craig. Craig is a skeleton and not a ghost but close enough. Good times desu.
I love you all and if I don't make it through the night alive I want you all to know you're all great (except for Asgore).
Goodnight and good luck.
OH HOLY FUCK, FINAL TWO ALREADY! PLACE ANY AND ALL BETS...NOW!
>>10701432
>The man's already-dim face droops in emotion even further, as now he just looks tired, almost distraught. $7.25 is definitely not worth this. He now really wishes he took that job at Radio Shack instead.
Ma'am, please don't do this. Just take your burger and please leave. You are holding up the line, possibly illegally. You can do this in the privacy of your own home. Just please move along, ma'am.
>All this time, the man's been holding out to her a White Castle-branded paper bag with her order in it. His arm is really starting to get tired.
>>10701462
;__;
>>10701461
God fuck it was really fun doing it. If it weren't for the fact that it ended with Craig absorbing BONE GOD I'd have loved to do another one with the two of them.
>>10701462
Good bed
>>10701472
Tomomomomomomoko
>"Hey, Tyler, how was your night last night?"
"I roleplayed as a White Castle employee trying to get a sex-crazed anime girl to leave my drive-thru window."
>"What?"
"Please end my eternal suffering."
: s
>>10701472
I ordered a wiener, not a burger, ya wiener/
CONGRATULATIONS TOOOOOOO....TOMOKO!
Your wincard will be out ASAP!
>>10701479
>not having BONE GOD absorb the darkest part of craig's soul while locked inside of him and escaping
>not starting the fight between the now fused evil part of craigs soul and the remnants of BONE GOD against the weakened craig
>>10701518
Ayyy, called it.
>>10701518
(Congratulations and thanks for hosting)
>>10701522
Get fucked.
It just occurred to me I'll never get high on the leaderboard since I host like 10-20% of the games nowadays.
>>10701530
...Ma'am, you haven't even opened the bag yet.
>>10701530
I want to get my dick sucked by Nui
>>10701432
I see. Well thanks anyways, lady. I uhh, I best be going. I need to find shelter before it turns dark.
>the boy, dejected, walks off deeper into the battlefields. Unknowing where he is or where he is going. A cruel fate for such a small, defenseless child
>>10701550
>Tfw you haven't got a single kill in your last 3 games.
Thanks for the game.
>>10701550
>Johan and Tenma next to each other
:sweat:
>>10701550
>ha
>Thanks for hosting
>>10701542
>tfw BONE GOD is reduced to a BONE BITCH who's stuck inside Craig because I didn't know how to end it
Give Craig some EXTRA CALCIUM INJECTIONS so I can get out of him pls
>>10701599
I'll try remember next time.
I don't wanna live forever
>>10701545
>>10701591
>>10701595
>Thanks for playing! I'll definitely be hosting a Gauntlet before the weekend is up. Just depends on when friends want to play vidya and whatnot, which is part of the reason I haven't hosted/RPed as often as I'd like. For now, though, I'll be waiting to RP, since over the past week or two I've REALLY tried to step it up with actions and emotions, rather than just speech. I think it's showing? I dunno.
>>10701572
Cute and sad
>>10701626
>IT'S THE ACE OF SPADES.
>THE ACE OF SPADES.
>>10701550
>Internet cuts out until after the game is over
Why am I still here, just to suffer?
>>10701652
>Aren't we all?
>>10701564
*opens and looks in bag*
Don't you put toys in with these things?
>>10701565
And we both know you deserve that anon~
>>10701572
>Despite being involved in her own nonsense, she hopes the boy does okay.
>>10701680
I guess you're right.
>>10701705
>The man at the drive-thru window is now inexplicably a cybernetic intergalactic assassin. For what reason? Deus ex machina. Even he doesn't know what he's doing here right at this moment, as his faceplate projects out an LED symbol: "?". Noticing the bag of food in his outstretched hand, he quickly crushes it and lets it fall to the ground. Next, he notices Nui, and speaks to her with slight confusion.
Just what is this place?
Have I been summoned to kill?
>Then, he finally notices that she's currently naked. Instinctively, another symbol pops on his mask, one probably familiar to her: "8===D". However, Zer0 doesn't seem any more phased than before as he finishes his barrage of questions.
Who even are you?
>>10701785
>tfw Asgore never tries this hard while RPing with you but does it for a one-liner ERP shitter
:(
>>10701813
>You haven't been paying attention over the past week or so.
>>10701813
>tfw nobody will force ERP upon you while you try to RP with your HG buddies
Life is too easy sometimes
>>10701844
Okabe please go to bed you're too drunk right now.
I feel bad for Patrick Stewart.
i am horrified by the prospect of someone avaing the human centipede on SAW
>>10701862
>2.2 out of 10
Ouch.
>>10701884
Well don't go and give them ideas you dolt.
>>10701785
What do you mean who? I'm the grand couturier!
I was supposed to get food, get me another bag! if you're here to kill then you can kill time by making me another wiener.
>>10701928
>Nui will never jerk you off with multiple clones
>>10701886
Well what did you expect? It's a movie about FUCKING EMOJIS.
>>10701939
>we can always dream
>>10701963
Damn, I could use that right about now
>>10701983
Please try not to enable it
>>10701928
>Zer0 has no idea what the hell she means by "couturier," but he really doesn't appreciate being yelled at to make food. He tries to reach for his katana, but the drive-thru window operating area is so small, he can barely move his arms, let alone pull out the blade. Instead, he settles for a war of words.
I am not a cook.
I only serve up bloodshed.
>Thinking about what he just said, Zer0's faceplate beams out his embarrassment: " -_-' "
...That was terrible.
>>10702026
It's too late anon because serious RPers have started to enable it as well. And Hoshi is whiteknighting too.
>>10702050
This
Hg/erp is now
>>10702050
>Blackknighting
It's kinda pathetic that while we can enable it, you're powerless to disable it.
>>10702050
Why do you all bend to that autist's will?
>>10702050
>I'm a serious RPer now, mom!
>>10702050
>not teutonic knighting all avafags
>>10702050
How can I get Hoshi and Adachi to whiteknight for me? Why is Karen so lucky???
>>10701983
>One Nui strokes your cock, another sucks on it while the other strokes it, and another slurping your balls
>>10702042
>She pulls out a fedora and tips it
Now then, may i have my food? don't forget the toy~
>>10702081
Hello!
>>10702120
His succing skills.
>>10702050
>serious RPers
elaborate
Now that ERP is allowed I will pick up Ditto and carry on Red's legacy.
It was a good concept but we weren't ready back then
>>10702120
Karen=Morrigan
>>10702120
Karen is rlly good at succing dick
>>10702122
Hello, Nui, you seem to be as popular as ever.
>>10702134
>Nothing was ever not allowed in the first place
>>10702133
Asgore is pulling up complex and well-thoughts replies for this shit : >>10702122
>>10702156
>>10702156
>>10702156
>>10702156
>got fucking jumpscared
FUCKING