Gardevoir Thread: may the dream never die

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Kirlia's great, too.

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Any thematic requests? I've got over 25 000 (SFW, non-spriteart, non-animated etc.) pictures here going back about 12 years.

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Kirlia's great, too.

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Previous thread:
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/10571757/

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>>10698768
Ack, my mistake. I totally forgot to do that. Sorry about that!

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slow day

>>10698217
Gimme some gardevoirs showing affection for their trainer

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I'm not sure if this counts

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>>10700981
And vice-versa!

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>>10700981

Rise

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>>10705400
Good thing you posted a thumbnail. I was worried I would have to look at some gay shit.

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Those Gardevoirs by nature pics made me think more of a speciation graphs for some reason.

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>>10705503
got that covered too

>fat Gardevoirs
>off-model Gardevoirs
Into the trash it goes.

>>10705731
>off-model Gardevoirs
Giving them genitals is off-model.

>>10698167
>ywn teach her fly or surf

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>>10708959
>ywn yawn

So what are the odds that a Gardevoir will end up falling for their trainer?

>>10698167
gardevoir a shit

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>>10709028
Probably infinitemsal. Humans are boring. What can we possibly offer that beautiful, virile Gardevoir boys don't already?

I think we'd be great friends and that the Pokémon trainer relationship would be more coach/athlete than owner/pet that most people seem to think. I mean, people can't expect to own something more powerful and intelligent than they are.

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Thanks, Funk.

>>10711609
What is that thing? It's certainly not a Gardevoir.

>>10711979
Looks like one to me.

>>10711983
You must not be familiar with the series.

>>10712020
I am though.

>>10712026
Not possible, you're contradicting yourself.

>>10712055
I think you are the one who is not familiar with the series.

>>10712086
Nope, my line of thought coincides with what would be common knowledge to anyone who knows what the character referred to as 'Gardevoir' from the series of games, literature, and televised media associated with the IP, 'Pokémon'.

From you're claim of the image posted looking like Gardevoir, I can only assume that you are not familiar with the series or your criteria for the resemblace is so broad that it's pointless.

>>10712242
Gardevoir isn't a character but a type of pokemon, and if you were familiar with the series you'd know not even between games does each pokemon have a consistent look and if you count the anime then it's even less consistent. Your rigid view of what is a Gardevoir does not line up with the majority opinion, if it shares enough resemblance then people will think it is a Gardevoir and that is the end of it.

>>10712354
Undeniably incorrect. Aside from sexual dimorphism, the differences between pokemon of the same species are minute. Which is why for the most part this thread is excusable. But the image in question has far too many differences to be considered a Gardevoir. It's practically an abstraction of a Gardevoir, no more than cosplay considering the only similarities are pale skin, green hair, and a red crystal in the chest. If you consider those three qualities to be the only defining features of a Gardevoir then I stand by my claim that you are unfamiliar.

>>10712528
>an abstraction of a Gardevoir
And thus can be considered one by proxy, glad you agree.

>>10712558
I hope you realize the only way I can respond to this is with hyperbole, but I don't have the tools at hand to properly do so.

So image I've posted a crude image of a pale blob with a red stain in the middle and green squiggles coming out of the top then titled this abomination, "Gardevoir".

>>10712677
blobdevoir

>>10712677
Can you two faggots stop arguing and post more Gardevoir porn? It's still Gardevoir if it has tits, get over yourself, offmodel anon.

>>10711383
>being this much of a little cuck faggot
just hand over your gardevoir already, I'll treat it right

>>10713555
Fuck off, Team Magna/Aqua.

Post more gardevoir porn already, dumbasses.

>>10698217

Maybe SFW pregnant Gardevoir or Gardevoir with her babies or Gardevoir and Gallade.

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1/3

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>>10715375

2/3

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>>10715391

Would you rather lick your Gardevoir's pussy, nipples or chest crystal?

>>10715587
Lick her pussy.

>>10715601

Why?

>>10716303
'Cause I want to please her and taste her delicious pussy juice.

>>10713555
>being this delusional
What, you can't get a girlfriend and you assume that would somehow change?

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>>10715226
I don't save any Gardevoir x Gallade, but I got you covered on the first two fronts.

DAMNIT I SAID MAY THE DREAM NEVER DIE

>>10721344
I had a dream about Gardevoir once, wasn't a sexual dream but it was a very nice dream.

>>10719723
nice projection buddy

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>>10713073
Original poster here. Did not expect this LMFAO, here's another.

>>10721370

I had a non-sexual but gory and sad dream about Gardevoir. Tell us yours Anon.

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>>10722937
A shitty edit because that eye looks silly

>>10722984

>"But Master I poop from there!"

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>>10723825
Lets swap

Gardevoir is a slut! A SLUT!

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Emergency bump

>>10722761
Not a Gardevoir.

>>10708959
how?

>>10725629
not an argument

>>10726505
I already made my argument, I won't repeat myself.

>>10726528
not an argument

>>10722949
Well it was like I was back in highschool or something like that and I entered the cafeteria and there was Gardevoir just sitting down at one of the tables reading a book, but it wasn't like she was a stranger or anything, in fact I knew she was waiting for me, I was her boyfriend, so when I got close she raised her head from her book, looked at me, smiled, then moved over slightly to make room for me to sit down next to her. I remember sitting down next to her but I can't remember if I hugged or kissed her when I sat down, but I do remember how nice the feeling was of being in a relationship with Gardevoir and how nice it was knowing she loved me and I loved her and that we had some sort of future together. It's strange 'cause Gardevoir isn't my waifu at all, but it felt so nice to know I was loved by her in the dream.

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Walk together from school with gardevoir
y/n

>>10730911
YES

i once pushed a gardevoir into a massive diesel engine that was running at work. blood sinks in oil

>>10731150
the sound of a body getting jammed in an engine is a cool sound. sound of the engine, sound of flesh ripping, sound of bone snapping, and the screams of terror and pain

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>>10698167

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Thread these some autistic ass posts I hate you so much but the gardevoir pussy ridiculous

someone write a story about a gardevoir trying out a toilet for the first time in her life because she is used to pissing outside behind bushes please

>>10732252
Yes. That sentence makes sense.

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>>10721449
>humiliated like a dog
>o-oh, I'll pick a popular word. that will make me popular. that will get me the girl.

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>>10730911
nah

i have a story that i came up that involves raising the titanic and using it in the pokemon world

>>10733274
Sounds retarded.

>>10733319
we uses the iceberg method of raising it

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Can we please just get back to the point of this thread?

>>10733319
in my story lessons are learned. one of them is angles. take an event for example you see a kid acting weird so you point at him and laugh. from a different angle you see a kid suffering heavy metal poisoning from being put on medicine by a school so that they dont have to deal with the kid tinkering with stuff and trying to take stuff apart and understand it. also that kid has parents that wish he was never born. now who is the weird one?

>>10733992
Sounds retarded.

>>10734212
now is the weird one. a person suffering from abuse and metal poisoning that causes him to act weird and he for the life of him cant control or the person who laughs at him

>>10730911
Studying with gardevoir!
Doing joint assignments with gardevoir!
Eating lunch with gardevoir!
Attending PE classes with gardevoir!
Spending all day in the library with gardevoir!
Having fun in the lounge with gardevoir!
Talking on the phone with gardevoir!

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>arguing over the headcanon socializing habits of gardevoir devolving into a back-and-forth of YOU'RE A KEK, NO YOU
>entire paragraphs of petulant derision re: stylization

I could have saved this thread, but instead I chose to let it die.

>>10737895
I want to be that Gardevoir.

>>10732869
What are you even talking about lol
Are you this upset over the word "cuck"?
Are you /pol/ or something?

>>10738036
>entire paragraphs
>literally just a few sentences

>>10731453
I was listening to ur mom scream in pleasure as I fucked her last night LOL!

>>10739530
But /pol/ loves the word cuck

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>>10737245
Yes to all of these.

>>10730911
What a nerd
Of course not

>>10740722
That's one delicious horse cock, I'd deepthroat it and swallow every load from it.

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>>10740739
hope you can take a big one

>>10740739
>I'd deepthroat it
I mean you can try but you probably wouldn't be able to even fit the head in your mouth without weeks of practice. You'd be lucky to fit in in your mouth. Deepthroating sadly ain't easy.

>>10726528
What argument? All I heard was "REEEEE I want to fap to Footless McNoGenitals the Gardevoir".

>>10742749
That's because you're still a child, so when presented with information you don't like, you interpret it negatively, as though it were some sort of attack against you.
You should grow out of this mindset eventually

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bumps

do gardevoirs like violent video games?

>>10737895
I want to make that gardevoir smile!

I found a homeless gardevoir. she was abandoned by her trainer. poor thing. she was just skin and bones when I found her

>>10705618
>evolution tree
hang yourself, nigger.

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>>10742787
I could say the same to you. When presented with an argument, you claim your opinions as "information these guys don't like" and not "opinions I'm throwing into the thread to start arguments".

>>10749807
>opinions I'm throwing into the thread to start arguments
It's only an argument if you want it to be, there's always the option of ignoring my posts and not responding.

i feel depressed. cheer me up please

>>10749883
You could've ignored the posts you didn't like (every one with genitalia, breasts, or > 0 strands of hair out of place), but you didn't.

>>10749894
I think you're a cool dude and no matter what life throws at you, you can make it through!

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>>10731453

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>>10751028
thanks. i'm here for the lols. also ralts are cute

>>10752258
You sound underaged.

>>10752538
na im 20. not old enough to kill brain cells with beer

>>10747681
You sure showed him after 3 days.
Must've been the cool kid in grade school.

Saving Gardevoir from page 10!

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>>10739530
Man, of course I'm upset by an insult.

I mean, I know I'm thin-skinned, but surely that was your intent as well lol.

More gardevoir

Emergency bump

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>>10709028
Very high.

When it comes to mating, all pokemon can mate with other kinds of pokemon which look nothing like themselves. So there's nothing preventing pokemon from finding humans physically appealing despite looking vastly different.
And trainers are constantly encouraged to form close bonds with their pokemon, while gardevoirs are infamous for caring a lot for their trainers.

Logically, it's pretty much inevitable that a gardevoir would end up having a thing for their trainer.

>>10768942
is it ok to take my gardevoir to work?

>>10711383
>more intelligent than they are
Only mewtwo, alakazam and lucario are confirmed as more or as intelligent as humans.

>>10732107
Kys /pol/ack

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>>10769042
Probably.

I suspect that in the pokemon world it's okay to take a pokemon pretty much anywhere.

>>10769166
>tipsy gardevoir
I want to rest my head on her lap and fall asleep.

>>10769166
i work as a mechanic for a coal mine. she likes to watch me fix stuff and help alittle

>>10769241
I wonder what a drunk gardevoir would be like.

Aside from being all over you, constantly trying to clumsily hug and kiss.

>>10769328
probably pissing on the floor and blaming it on the dog when you dont have a dog

>>10769252
right now she's good enough at fixing stuff that I can leave her in the shop by her self when I need to go down in the mine to fix equipment that broke down in the mine

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>>10769252
That sounds adorable.

>>10769328
She'd probably lose any subtlety she might have had and reveal any embarrassing things that run through your mind.
But on the other hand, she might also get frisky and decide to fulfill some of your dreams.

>>10769382
only problem is she is too shy to tell me when she needs to use the bathroom sometimes

>>10769451
>on the other hand, she might also get frisky
>might
In my experience drunk girls are some of the horniest creatures on the planet.

So you'd be stuck with a Gardevoir who'd be doing her damn best to get your D.

>>10769636
in my experience she will pee on the floor and blame it on the dog if don't even have a dog

>>10769710
Must've been an annoying experience.

>>10769755
yes it is

>>10769755
can you train a gardevoir to not pee on the floor?

>>10769710
>>10769755
>>10770359
stop

>>10770868
stop

>>10734261
Autism is autism.

>>10771190
what if the person had no control over be put on drugs that damage his brain

>>10771190
look what I think he is trying to say is that some people act weird for a lidgit reason. for example you might see an old person acting weird. what you don't know is that the old person is suffering from Alzheimer

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>>10741187

>>10771390
>>10771416
Doesn't change the fact that they're weirdos, and that I don't want to be anywhere near them.

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bump

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*sniff sniff*

mawile- why do I keep smelling fish?

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>>10777366
Mawile also a cute.

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buuump

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live

So, if someone cut/ground off a bit of the boob spike how much with it fuck with gardevoir?

Also would using the empathy horn thing (Smoke it, snort it, inject it or just for some tacky jewellery) give you psychic/empath powers?

https://e621.net/pool/show/7636
This story is getting super convoluted. At least the porn is good.

>>10780054
It actually makes sense
somehow
just wish the human wasnt such a dumbass

>>10780291
Everybody is fucking retarded to be quite honest famlam ding dong

>>10779736
>if someone cut/ground off a bit of the boob spike how much with it fuck with gardevoir?
Good question.

>would using the empathy horn thing (Smoke it, snort it, inject it or just for some tacky jewellery) give you psychic/empath powers?
I doubt it. It would probably stop functioning, like when you cut off any other bodypart.

>>10780442
I remarked on one of the pages during the whole drama spiral section of that comic that it feels like the author fancies himself a new Hideo Kojima, but even Kojima's nonsense is better written. Shyamalan was the first name that occurred to me for comparison, but he's known for his stupid twist ENDINGS more than a constant stream of batshit insanity.

Later I found the author in another comment thread unironically comparing himself to Shyamalan except proclaiming himself better. He literally doesn't care about creating a coherent story or characters, all he wants to do is make everything one big stupid twist after another. It seems like the more people call him out on his shit writing the more he's compelled to crank up the idiocy another notch, as if he's proving something with it.

I can at least enjoy how idiotic it is when it's not trying to take itself as a serious drama at the same time, like when it went through that 20-page exposition dump.

would a gardevoir be sent to the concentration camps back in nazi germany for some reason?

>>10782890
Well he said his objective in page 70 is for them all to fuck each other no matter what, so that's justified I guess.

I had this dream once. I will tell it if anyone wants to hear

>>10786737
Yeah go ahead

>>10786911
I had this gardevoir. One day she came up to me and said "watch this". She then pissed herself and said"look I'm a water type". I said to anyone watching that she was on the "spectrum"

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>>10787033
Lmao

>>10787033
someone needs to draw this

>>10787033
ur on the spectrum

>>10787033
seriously what the heck is up with this guy. Every Gardevoir thread he comes in, making these autistic posts about Gardevoir peeing

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hello my name is John Doe. I live on 123 ABC street and I'm gonna kill myself *bang*

>>10788607
How does a Gardevoir pee when it doesn't have genitals?

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>>10732523 sure, im bored af, just screen cap it because I think it's got some potential. Plus I'm on my phone.

>be a 20 something Pokémon trainer
> live in my grand parents summer home near a forest to catch Pokémon
> have 3 so far, a Mawile, a Pikachu I got when I started, and a Gardivor.
> I usually let the Pokémon stay outside of the balls when I'm not going to gyms or going to a check up for them.
> the Mawile and Pikachu always go outside and play with each other near the forest.
> the Gardivore stayed near the house perfering to watch me or mess around the house.
> I found this strange, till one day she said "hi" in my head.
> "wtf" I looked at her at the other end of the room. "Was that you?". She was quite for a couple seconds.
> "yeah, I want-ed to tak to you for some tim now" I was confused at first but after talking for a bit it made sense.
> I talked to my Pokémon like you would a dog for most of the time I had them. Gardivore had pieced together some broken English and used her powers to talk to me in my head.
> we talked about everyday after that and she leaned English pretty fast. Everytime I said a word she could know what it meant because she would read my mind on the word
> it wasn't long till we got close, she would even tell me how the other 2 Pokémon thought. "They have the mind set of children not thing much, that's why I like being with you anon"
>she also became very interested in human culture, especially on rock music, human war, and funally enough vida games.
> I guess that explains why she was watching me the first couple after I found her

Yeah I'm going to save and expand on this story after this this

Cont

>>10792203
>Cont
not on page 10 you won't

>>10792203
looks good

nice job of making some anon's shitty fetish prompt something decent

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>>10792203 man I need to spell check my stuff a bit better next time but it's whatever

Part 2
Cont
> it's been a month now sense she has started talking to me, she seems to be a lot happier.
> we fell into a routine of going to gyms in the morning and hanging out in the afternoon
> after letting Mawile and Pikachu get food and run outside, me and Gardivore would go inside to play vida games.
> after a couple missions of halo 3 legendary, "hay anon, pause the game I need to go outside"
> " why don't you just use the bathroom?"
> "anon I don't need to take a bath, I took one when we got home"
> at that moment I realized that I have never told her what a toilet is, as soon as i had that realization she cocked her head at me.
> "what's a toil-et"
> "well that's where I go when I have to relieve myself"
> "eww" she gave me a disgusted look then it changed to one of eager curiosity.
> "is that what most humans do, CAN YOU SHOW ME HOW TO USE THE TOI-LET"
> "uhhh... surrre"
> I walk over to the bathroom room where I have given all 3 of my Pokémon baths which is how I found out all of them females conveniently enough
> we enter the bathroom with all its porcelain beauty
> "basically you just pee into the bowl"
> " with you bing a girl you would just sit down on it I think."
> " don't boys sit down too?"
>my cheeks turn red " well, for guy you don't have to, if you just pee"
> I think something clicked in her mind because had a look of realization on her face.
> she walk over and took a set on the porcelain throne were I got a good view of her pussy for a few moments.
>"I will leave ya to it" i took my que to give her some privacy.
> I was outside the bathroom when she came out.
>"what do ya think"
>"waste of water I think but convenient"
> I unpaused the game and take take as sip of water
> "so anon, do all humans Want to breed with Pokémon if given the chance?"
> I spray water on the floor as she busts out laughing
Thread might die, will post in next thread

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>>10793899
Yeah, I like these threads and want be a writefag so I have to start somewhere.

Bump for hope

>>10787033
>>10787156
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>>10792203
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>>10794484
Samefag

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>>10795068
Nice try bump fag

>>10712242

>*your

>>10789641
that looks like a "call dropper". that's when someone calls 911 to let them know that they will kill themselves

>>10795415
>bumps threads
>calls others bumpfag
what did he mean by this?

>tfw most Garde porn has the fucking unnecesary breasts

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>>10795678
>I was accused of replying to myself after writing a nice story plus pics

He didn't contribute anything to the thread other than that accusation

>>10794469
The Gardevoir's dress is actually its skin, right? So how does it feel about lifting it up so it doesn't pee all over it when it sits down? Does it even bend/stretch like that?

>>10796581
Gardevoir dress is the skin of some victim, not of itself.

>>10796741
How does it attach the skin to its body?

>>10795859
The worst is when the artist gives them huge ass breasts and makes a curvy bodytype or fat. I have to wonder if the people who prefer this actually like Gardevoir.

>>10797660
They just want a green woman.
I detest those kinds of people. What's the point of having a pokemon if you just really want a woman? pokemon are supposed to be exotic and better because of their loyalty, unlike those sluts.

>>10795859
>>10797660
>sperging about tits on gardevoir
This is why these threads will always be hot garbage.

>>10797875
It's impossible to have sex with an on-model Gardevoir.

>>10797996
Nice lies, faggot

>>10798040
Penetrative sex other than blowjobs. Gardevoir has no vagina or anus.

>>10797875
Once again these threads will always be dumpster fires if you autists can't move on from people drawing your precious waifu a certain way. But you won't move on, because you're autistic and the world is all about you.

>>10798070
Well that's only if you pretend that eggs come from thin air, not from reproductive organs. Which is complete bullshit. Also remember that the canalave library texts say humans and pokemon used to marry in ancient times, so even more bullshit.

>>10798112
>eggs come from thin air, not from reproductive organs
Canonically nobody has ever seen a Pokemon lay an egg (somebody post the screenshot). Pokemon crotches are smooth and featureless. Eggs appearing from thin air is more plausible than appearing from non-existent reproductive organs.

>>10794484
We writefag now? I wrote a shot trainer x Primarina a while ago. I'm about 3/4s of the way through trainer x harem team, and after that I plan on doing some more one on ones. Gardevoir is on the list, if anyone is interested?

>>10798193
The4y clearly are male and female.
Don't pull this bullshit on me, faggot.
If a male can be branded male, it is because they have the reproductive organs.
If not every pokemon would be genderless, like legendaries.

>>10798284
It's branded male because it can breed with a female (by unknown means not involving reproductive organs which it doesn't have). Presumably the Pokemon themselves decided which of the two sexes is male and which is female, because you can't tell by checking for a penis.

>>10798084
Yes, everyone knows that voicing your opinions is autistic.

>>10798377
Ok then, I am done with you.
It is clear that you are a fucking faggot that doesn't understand they can't show animal genitalia in a fucking show for kids, nor talk about it.

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>>10798521
I think he understands that just fine, the question is of whether the canon was written around that or not. I don't see what makes either interpretation invalid though.

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>>10798456
Especially when it's some shit that gets brought up every fucking threat ever.

>>10799680
Maybe because it is more than one person voicing it.
I didn't say it in a while.

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>>10797996
>>10798070
>>10798193
>>10798377

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>>10799710
it been beaten to death dipshit, kill yourself

>>10799736
Get fucked with razor wire.

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>>10799763
enjoy the tits spergy

>>10801287
They don't make me angry, they just remind me that you faggots are not here out of xenophilia or bestiality, but because gardevoir is just a replace4ment for the 3dpd you don't or can't have. That's pretty depressing tbqh famalam.
I am bestiality fag and xeno by my own will.

>>10777468
mawile is for hugs, not fugs

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>>10801344
>I am bestiality fag and xeno by my own will
The fact you think that's something to brag about tells me you have a sever case of the auts

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>>10801637

>>10798521
If Pokemon have genitalia, how does a Wailord fuck a Skitty without killing it?

>>10802221
very carefully

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>>10801344
what the fuck am i seeing?

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Got this comm done a couple days ago. Love how it turned out

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>>10804165
One more to go with the ref. Gotta love maid outfits

>>10801344
>literally being proud of wanting to fuck dumb animals
LMAO

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>>10801344
wow

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>>10804177
>>10804177

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>>10801344
am I really fucking seeing this?

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>>10801344

>>10804165
>>10804177
we need to take your gardevoir with us where it will be gas....er taken care of. ya taken care of and not be gassed

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>>10801344
Here's my (You) and reaction image

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busty kirlia paizuri is the best thing ever

>>10809773
Too bad that cum looks like piss.

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>>10795859
What a shame

bumpfag bump

>>10798220
>I wrote a shot trainer x Primarina a while ago
can you link to it here anon?

>>10801738
So let me get this straight you and all the other idiots that replied to me, pretend you can look down on me in this place of all places on the internet? thanks for confirming what I just posted.

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>>10812251

There's always slime on the ass of the worms crawling through the shit in the bottom of the trash. Yep, we can certainly look down on you. The fact that you're still this ass-bothered about it hours later just confirms that.

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>>10801344
>>10812251
I don't think I have ever seen anyone so incensed about breasts. And I know a guy who is like, Mettaton levels of gay.

Is that even what we're arguing about? I'm not sure what we're arguing about at this point. All I can tell is that somebody is hilariously upset over something amazingly pithy.

why even have these threads if every single one of them consist of autists arguing with themselves

these threads dont work on /vp/ and they don't work here either

>>10812272
I just came back to the thread, retard.
I haven't been here reading it whole day waiting for your eminence to respond to me. Of course if you just want to look down and fake superiority on a fucking trash can, then do that. For me you are nothing.
At least I got like 800k usd and my own house, so yeah, I might be a xeno and a bestiality fag but I am sure I have more money than this entire thread posters in my assets.
Now go on and claim I am lying and make my night.

>>10705618
Is it bad that I judge them purely by the length and shape of their chest-blades rather than their actual breasts?
>I want to get [spoiler]stabbed[/spoiler] by a female gardevoir and I'm not even a [spoiler]masochist[/spoiler]

>>10812382
>let me condescendingly list all the things that affect nobody present but I feel justify me being a blazing anus here and now because I have no better argument to make

>>10812481
You looking down on me is not an argument either.
Why wouldI provide an argument if you and all those other idiots just proceeded to insult me and didn't even give an argument? shut the fuck up you fucking retard.

>>10812312
>waaahhh you mad
That's all you can say kid, because you have nothing inside your brain, you are just a fucking animal.

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>>10812531
>>10812517
I just got here. I don't know what the fuck's going on other than it apparently started with genitalia? Far be it from me to deny you your right to scream into the void until you're blue in the face over the finer points of some headcanon bullshit, though. You know what my trigger is? When Gardevoir's legs are green. They're not friggin' supposed to be green. It's dumb.

Almost as dumb as spending half a thread derailing about it and hurling sixth grade put-downs at the detractors who dare broach the folly of my discontent.

I'm sure it goes without saying that we mean equal measures of (wow! it's) fucking nothing to one another as irate anonymous strangers from likely different countries on a 4chan board of all possible things. Given the intended content of the thread, though, I think it not unreasonable to request that you either put the fuck up, or shut the fuck up.

Of course I know you'll do neither, but I figured I'd ask.

>>10812764
Just saying a fucking opinion gets everybody fucking pissed off and then they according to you, have the right to throw insults at me but I can't say anything to them? ok anon. I see you and all those other faggots just want a fucking hugbox.
Have fun.

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>>10812802
it's a fucking imagethread for fuck's sake you dense goddamned double nigger

nobody gives a shit about any of this

post pictures

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>>10812863
>damage control
Adios

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>>10812899
imagethreads are pretty hugboxy by nature dude. you have a funny definition of damage control.

also just realized I have that other one in color.

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unless you mean damage control in the sense of trying to control the damage done to the thread by that whole stupid argument in the first place

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oh hey I had one with green legs saved. I will now proceed to be assblasted about this for a bare minimum of a dozen posts

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green legs are stupid

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...actually that's about all I got

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aaand it is now quarter after 4 AM. g'night fellow degenerates

>>10723312
Much better

These threads need to be split.

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I remember a similar anon with a severe case of autism who would argue vehemently over the authenticity of horse pussies being drawn in mlp porn.

I'm not saying boob boy over here is at that level yet but yeah, they all need to be put down just the same.

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Do you prefer your Gardevoirs knocked up with eggs or knocked up with live Ralts?

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>>10812517
There's something genuinely wrong with you, and it's not due to your bestiality shtick or whatever, just in general with you as a person. The way you conduct yourself and this level of obsession with anons on an image board are not indicators of a normal functioning human mind.

Seek help.

I'm sure you could afford it with all that '800k' you have lying around.

>>10814685
You need to split BY MY DICK LOL

Any pics of a Gardevoir with green pubic hair? Or blue if it's shiny.

>>10812531
I thought you liked fucking animals? What happened? Sudden revelation?

>>10812143
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B6UbJZN4LpqYU1NmcVN5Z2NPTmM

Primarinas Swim is complete
Cam's big Pokerotic Adventure is not