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/ERP/ : Slime is fine edition
Precum: >>10688271
Why is Ribbon such a stupid fucking pedophile?
>>10693442
Autism is a magical thing
>>10693442
Why are you such a fun hating cuck?
Ribbon BTFO
>>10693442
Oh but he ages all his characters up to absurd levels so it's okay!!
DRAW
MONSTER CARDO
Again, who's fucking lurking right now?
>>10693459
>using the "fun" meme
Neck yourself
>>10693475
>>10693470
Can I hug Derpy? She's adorable.
>>10693525
HUGS? I like hugs!
>>10693484
>using the fun is a buzzword meme
Y-you too!
>>10693475
>I'm around-ish
>>10693470
I wanna high five Beo and have Murasaki eat my ass out
Why the fuck are all anthro ponies futa here?
>>10693535
>hugs the goofy mailgirl
>>10693562
You can only get one. Choose wisely.
>>10693572
I actually didn't think owain played pinkie as a futa at all. The more you know I guess
>>10693572
>Horsecock is magical
>>10693574
>Snuggles up the anon while giggling like a mad woman.
>>10693456 (Pink and fleshy)
>Anon's eyes widen as he watches the shameless mare casually strip down in front of him and reveal her already stiff member.
W-Whoa! Hey now, I was just asking, no need to-...
>He can't help but keep his eyes locked on the throbbing erection, its pink mass pulsating gently as if to draw him in.
Well er, I mean, you do help people unwind, so I guess it'd only be fair to help you in return...
>He slowly gets onto his knees, reaching for the mare's mast and gripping it apprehensively. He gives it a tentative stroke, as if to measure it.
Sheesh, why are all of you so stupidly big down there? Must be from being equines.
>>10693496
I would an alien, but I can't right now.
Post buttholes
>>10693621
buttholes
>>10693621
>>10693644
Who's the shit bunny?
She looks cute.
>>10693597
Awww, good girl Derpy. You're a sweetheart.
>>10693484
>neck yourself
Underage detected
>>10693655
Tank you anon!
>>10693580
After careful consideration, I've decided hold off on high fiving Beo for now. The stars will align again one day but Murasaki's tongue isn't something I wanna pass up
>>10693677
It's Boco.
>>10693678
So this gay little anon wants his butt played with? You want a dick too?
>>10693644
No idea who any of these are so
>CBtier
Blonde orihime andFem inuyasha
>PS tier
Marie Kanker April from Teanage mutant ninga turtles but as a fox, that little white haired girl from Inuyasha
>G tier
L from deathnote and Human alphys
>Gootier
Faris from FFV and Schoolgirl #34343
>S tier
Higs from Cowboy beebop and Blue haired mercy.
>>10693644
Who are these dumb sluts?
Anyone wanna have a bit of fun?
>>10693710
What kinda animal is that?
>>10693710
With a tummy like that? Absolutely!
>>10693710
Pitbulls are dangerous.
>>10693695
I'm usually more of a dom but I have weaknesses... so y-yes.
>>10693751
Y-y-y-yes? Say it right homo. Present your lovely butt and tell me what you want, and I'll think about it, okay cupcake?
>>10693607
>Smiling brightly at the anon falling to his knees her vein-blessed slab of cock meat surges to life, barrel thickening before his very eyes and causing the tip to swell to full size. Exuding more pre-cum by the second she vibrates on the spot as she waits for the first touch, her hands reaching out to be placed atop the anon's head.
"Th-Thanks anon! Sorry if I'm being a little dirty..."
>Pinkie's words roll shakily past her lips as his fingers wrap around her thrumming inches, the first pump of her member sending her hips surging forward and nearly bunting them against the anon's lips from the motion.
"I-I guess so? They're pretty fun to play around with, don't you think?"
>I had to go to work before the futadoms showed up
This isn't faaaair! I wanna go hide in the bathroom and play with myself for all the wonderful doms in this thread!
>>10693771
>Anon blushes while undressing and slowly getting down on all fours
Don't call me cupcake..
>He presses his face against the floor and raises his ass in the air
I..I really want you to eat it. And maybe slide your cock in. P-please.
>>10693710
>>10693839
But I like the name cupcake.
>He said with a smirk, leaning down to the presented anon's backside, with a firm smack to his rear, spreading the cheeks apart and revealing his little button to him.
And you know what I do with cupcakes? I like to lick allllll the icing off first
>And with that the cat boy's tongue rolled out of his mouth, licking his lips before his face dove between his soft backside, licking and flicking his wet tongue over his little ring, wettening and loosing it up for what's to come.
>>10693800
>Anon nearly falls back as he sees the swelling cockhead lurch forward, nearly bumping into him.
Hey! Easy now! I didn't think you were THAT pent up, jeez.
>Using both of his hands in order to fully wrap the veiny girth of the party mare, he slowly brought his mouth closer in order to give the leaky tip a tentative lick, lapping up some of the pre already found on it.
Yeah, from what I can tell so far, they really are.
>Letting her hands rest on top of his head, he then moves back in order to give the head a playful kiss, before letting his lips clamp against the large swollen head and carefully moving in.
>>10693596
(Oh hey Rarity, don't worry I almost didn't tell anyone about how I sucked your big purple dong. I swear.)
>>10693839
>Wanting to get fucked by a trap
Patrician fetish senpai
Eww, trap hours.
>>10693959
You're concerned about traps and not the retarded futa furries?
>>10693895
>He lets out a small welp at the smack before he begins to slowly moan at the sensation around his backdoor.
Ahh. Keep licking your little cupcake then~
>His hips start to rock back and forth as his member begins to harden with every stroke of the Cat Boy's tongue against him. Closing his eyes and just enjoying the pleasure.
Vanilla fags gtfo
>>10693959
>>10693965
Boys boys, don't argue. You're both idiots.
And anyways, the worst thing in these threads are submissive anons.
>>10693978
>With a few gentle licks of his tight little hole his hand soon wiggles around him, finding the stiffening mass of cock, gripping at the cock and slowly milking it as his tongue toyed and poked at his needy hole, opening him up slowly but never forcing it's way in, One hand milking the stiff cock and the other toying with his butt cheek.
You really like that, huh fag? Getting ready to be RAILED by a cute boy?~
>>10694012
Everyone calls me out as some stupid name fag when I talk about rape though.
>>10694012
No, smirking anons.
>>10694027
That's certainly bad too, but:
>m-muh MOMMY
>sit on me while I do nothing!!
>Can't be vanilla
>Can't like traps or futas
>Can't be sub
>Can't be dom
Is the only way to win just not to play?
>>10694056
>He cares about shitposters
>>10694056
The real winning move is to do what you like and not pay attention to the peanut gallery. What are they gonna do besides complain and go 'KILL YOURSELF'?
>>10693951
>Pinkie smiles apologetically even as her dick head continues to pulse and ooze, dripping a few flecks of frothy pre cum onto the ground below with audible plips.
"It's been at leeeeeeast a few days so sorry anon! I hope you're game for this!"
>Cerulean pools gazing down at him she watches with glee as his mouth draws closer, the warm breath cascading down her girth making her shiver with delight. The single brush across her leaking opening forces a gasp from her lips, staying still as she allows him to savor her salty flavor. Pinkie's muzzle opened to let out a few lusty giggles, excited for more sucking and licking on her pink totem of flesh.
"Y-Yep. Just a whole buncha fun! Taking it pretty well for your first time anon! If I didn't know any better I'd think you do this a lot!"
>Slipping inch after inch of pulsating mast between his lips Pinkie rocks from side to side, grazing his cheeks with her shaft and slathering his tongue in the salty taste of her erection combined with the flavor of her juices and sweat. The twin spunk factories swinging between her legs jostle and pulse, obviously stuffed almost to bursting with who knows how much creamy seed.
"H-Hey anon can you play with my balls a little too? That really helps me empty em out, you know?"
>>10694021
>Anon's face turns completely red and he bites his lip to prevent the words from spilling out but the gentle hand around his cock and hole cause him to let out a gentle coo
Yes~
Fuck yes. It feels so good to have your tongue inside me. I'd love to have your cute cock rail me until you filled me up~
>Anon looks back towards the Cat Boy with a submissive lust in his eyes
>>10694056
The only way to win is to ignore everyone posting in the thread save your rp partner. Like seriously, why would you care about the opinions of random anons?
>>10694093
>no yuko ava
>>10694056
Here's a legitimate answer. Get good at RPing. Improve your grammar, post more than one line, don't be an awkward fuck. If you git gud, no one will complain even if you're just a perpetual shotgun cockvore machine.
>>10694056
I only like traps and I've survived for this long with little disruption. Just have your kinda fun Anon!
>>10694121
Nichijous are not for lewd.
>>10694056
There's always necrophilia
>>10694052
>Not french kissing her ass while she wiggles her hips on your face
pathetic
>>10694108
>Lifting himself up from having his face pushed between his soft cheeks she looked over his work, licking his lips as he sees the tight little hole wettened and ready. It didn't take long for the boy to slip his cock out of his tight pants, revealing the smaller, but hard cock, the throbbing head poking at the little wet hole and easily slipping it. His needy little hole sucking the cock in and opening up for inch after inch of femboy cock. Sucking in a breath he let out a hard huff as he slaps the tightlittle backside before slowly moving abck and forth, working his insides.
Good cupcake. Now shake that sissy ass for me.
>>10694177
Do cute zombie girls count as necrophilia?
>massages Papa Bones' shoulders
>>10694175
But I wanna!
>>10693677
Still pretty bummed you ruined my package... =\
>>10694231
Of course! Just remember to bring lube. Rigor mortis can be a bitch.
>Ainz gently pats the anon's hand as his shoulders are rubbed
>>10694236
Not. For. Lewd.
>>10694175
But there's someone that's been wanting to lewd as her.
I am here to put my dick in something
>>10694283
>lewds you
That just makes it hotter.
>>10694281
Yes sir. And here I've been going in raw.
>>10694283
Already lewded Nano though
>>10694203
>His eye's roll from the sensation slowly penetrating him. Huffing and puffing as his mind began to get lost in the moment. His cock twitching rapidly as the feminine cock made it's new home inside of him. Moaning constantly as he swing his hips from side to side, dangling his "manhood" beneath his filled.
Yes! Fuck your little CupCake's ass. I need it inside me.
>>10694281
You are fucking weird bones.
>>10694334
>tfw Aether employee ava disappeared
I miss em.
>>10694364
(There was another? I was considering playing her)
>>10694326
>With another stiff slap to his needy ass he grumbles out a word
Slllut
>He slured out as he pounded away at his insides, quickly speeding up, again and again railing into him, his hips clashing with his little cupcake's, grunting at the head of his girly member poked any spot it could.
Gah, you're really tight. You want me to breed this little fuck hole, don't you?
>>10694100
>Unable to offer a proper response with his mouth full of mare cock, anon simply exhaled sharply through his nose.
Mmph~!
>At that point it could have meant a number of things, last of which being that this wasn't his first time, and hopefully not his last either, not that he could properly communicate that at moment.
>As he feels Pinkie gradually burying more and more of her lengthy mast past his lips, he eventually has a slight gag reflex upon feeling the flat end of her member push against and past the back of his throat. His esophagus struggles to accommodate such a large slab of meat, squeezing it tightly as it keeps on going further in.
Ghh!
>Eventually, he finds the tip of his nose pressed right up against the mare's cotton-candy groin. He breathes in, partly to not choke himself on her mastodon of a cock, but also to take in her sweet scent. He had trouble focusing on her words, but the mention of balls certainly made sense to him.
>Since her entire length was now fully lodged down his face hole, he carefully reaches for her full, swollen balls, and clasps the orbs between his digits, rolling them around and kneading the large strained sack containing them.
>>10694284
I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but it's obvious that they were lying to you. Considering the obvious fact that Nichijous are confirmed not for lewding.
>>10694295
The fuck stops here.
>>10694312
Not even the purest white flames in the deepest pits of hell can help atone for the sin you have committed.
>>10694052
Easily the worst posters in here by a mile. Fucking one line everything and never even manage to use the proper punctuation.
>I've been very good Mommy. Please give me a reward for being so good.
>>His dick was leaking precum now. His penis was very hard.
>>10694404
There was one, and I remember having a nice session with them, but they just went away after that. You can pick em up if you want. I doubt they'll be coming back anytime soon.
>>10694464
This post highlights one of my biggest concerns doing public ERP in this thread. I wanna be bullied but not because of my writing! And I can't improve if I don't practice!
>>10694411
>His body rocks forward and back with each thrust into him. Smiling and giggling as "slut" hits his ears. Curling up his fingers, holding back the urge to reach under him and stroke his own cock as pre begins dripping from the head as the back of his sack slaps against the soft balls of his dom.
Please. Breed me please. I want to feel all of it rush inside me. I want your femmy cock to own me.
>Anon begs in a voice completely drowned in pleasure.
>>10694012
Rude. I put effort into being submissive
>>10694509
>With a arm around the anon he quickly found the stiff mass of cock, gripping it hard and pumping it wildly, a mission to milk his needy cock clear as he slammed into him a few more times before firing his thick, creamy load into the anon's backside, rope after sticky hot rope filled him as a sigh spilled from him.
Ahh, naughty little fuck boy~
>>10694484
If you're earnest about improving, I don't think anyone will bully you, unless you want to be. Another way to improve your way of writing is to read sessions from people whose writing you do enjoy, or just read in general.
>>10694484
(Fair enough. I'm just a bit surprised someone else had the idea)
>>10694484
The bar for not getting shit on is pretty low, so if you can't clear it in order to practice then you need to stay in DMs until you're better
>>10694558
Hey Saki, got room for one more?
>>10694484
It can happen, of course, but people generally mind their business unless someone is being exceptionally bad
You typed two sentences there so you're already ahead of the mommyfag they have in mind
>>10694577
It was bound to happen. Aether Employee is one of the cutest, and most lewdable, henchmen.
>>10694592
Sorry hun buns. I was about to head off when I finished this guy off. I'll be back later, I'm just a bit burnt out, you know?
>>10694632
(That is true! And she's always got more henchmen to assist her if she needs it)
>>10694558
>Gritting his teeth in pleasure as the Cat Boy milked his excited cock, Anon began breathing in and out faster and faster. Trying to hold himself back from cumming until the Cat Boy dug his femmy cock deep inside and unleashed a torrent of creamy goodness. Anon could do nothing but scream in pleasure as the seed filled him up, making him instantly empty out his seed all over the floor before collapsing down in a pile of pleasure.
Mmmm. Call me whatever you want, Mommy. I love it when you do~
>>10694416
>Pinkie was already a trembling mess as soon as he pushed past 1/4 of her prodigious girth, the hefty ley lines that criss crossed up and down her fat equine cock swelling in size with each inch pushed into his gullet. Pinkie's hands ball into fists within his hair as he responds with a gag, the tight clenching of his slutty orifice around her inches sending her hips flying forward to meet his spread lips. Wet squelching accompanying the sudden thrust Pinkie's tongue opened wide to let out a joyous moan of her own, the intoxicating pleasure of having her erection nestled within the sopping wet depths of his esophagus filling her with delight. Breasts heaving with each stuttered breath she takes she nearly orgasmed on the spot as his fingers went about toying with her spunk stuffed nuts, bobbing within his grasp and giving him a rough estimate of just how backed up the plump party pony was.
"W-Woah...So deep in one go! I should get some sword swallowing lessons from you anon! You're a natural~!"
>After her odd compliment Pinkie slowly pulled back, dislodging everything up to her medial ring from his slobbering cock hole before thrusting back inside with the same boundless energy. Humming and moaning all the while Pinkie's hips met lips while her rotund tip plowed against the back of his throat, sliding down the curvature of his esophagus and bulging through the skin so she could she exactly just how deep she was inside of him. Saliva smeared in uneven patches along her girth and pre-cum soon being added to the murky cock glaze she glanced down into anon's eyes, finding herself lost in her throat-fucking.
"Anon tell me if you need any air down there! Kinda want to give you some special icing as soon as I can~!"
>>10693695
>>10693771
Goddamn these two always get me
>>10694679
I understand, Well I hope you have a great day love.
>>10694701
>With a loud popping sound the boy slipped his cock out of the used fuck hole, letting the cum flow from him, laying back and enjoying the after glow of the session he smiled happily. Good job cupcake.
>>10694691
Aether needs all the help they can get. There's plenty of meddlesome trainers out there than need just a little "convincing" to turn them away.
Know that I am here by a bet, not by choice.
>>10694830
"""""""""""bet"""""""""""""
>>10694797
(This is so not what I normally do but fuck that orgasm felt incredible. You're fantastic. I really hope I can see you around again sometime.)
>stuck wagecucking for four more hours
Does the general stay populated most of the time? I'm worried no one will be around to play when I'm freeeeee.
>>10694830
What was the bet?
>>10694847
Oh hello!
>>10694851
Yes a bet.
>>10694874
If I get a lower place than Vibri in a game, I lose, and I lost.
>>10694867
This is when it gets lively, yeah. It'll hold til then
>>10694889
get naked
>>10694830
>>10694889
HG BET GONE WRONG (2017) (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL!!) (ALMOST DIED)
>>10694916
>she unbuttons her jacket before making it flop to the floor and undoes her skirt to throw it away before standing in her underwear
Okay.
>>10694925
>Never do gambling kids
>>10694889
>Kissu
Is there any sort of quick erp that'd help you out? I feel bad for you so I might as well help so you can go back.
>>10694959
wow that was really erotic, okay you're free to go now
>>10694965
>I don't know what he meant by erp, but fu-
>>10694982
K Bye.
>Sonata grabs her clothe and starts walking away from this place
>>10694814
(And if Madame Lusamine orders one of those meddlesome trainers to be dealt with then she'll do it!)
>>10694965
KEK
>>10694959
I can help you find what you are looking for.
>unzips banana
>Sonata comes back to the place, since she was suppose to get someone to cum
I hate bets now.
>>10695076
>cums
>>10694722
>By now it was clear that the cock-swallowing anon had little mind to focus on anything but the pink monolith of flesh currently using his mouth and throat as sheaths for itself, firmly embedded until Pinkie herself pulled back in order to free the few inches leading up the half point of her cock.
Nngh~!
>Again, he didn't really seem to have a particular response for her, and instead he simply raised a shaky thumbs up at her, signifying that was just fine with him. Whether they wanted to jam-pack his stomach with their seed, or offer him a sticky face mask, the anon was going to offer the mare some much needed release one way or another.
>As she bucked her hips and fully lodged herself into his willing mouth again, anon's eyes closed to avoid having them roll back and possibly faint from either lack of oxygen, or simply the shock of being used as a cock-sleeve by such a meaty appendage.
>Nevertheless, he kept diligently tending to her hefty nuts all throughout, skillfully massaging them and stirring up the undoubtedly massive load stored within them, bracing himself for her incoming release.
>>10695002
You'll be back. They always come back.
>>10695002
>stops you
>throws you some handcuffs
Put em in and present that asd.
>>10695076
>slides my banana into you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF26ZyZRJbU
>>10695076
Just do like this: >>10694722
>>10695076
You got hair like off brand toothpaste and you think you can make someone cum?
>>10695135
She can make me cum any day.
>>10695076
Just do a quick one. If you just do a handjob, we can be done within 2-3 posts.
>>10695076
Bathe with me!
>>10695096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYpY5aDxGfM
>>10695076
>Anon walks behind the girl and gropes her tenderly
Let's do it quick.
>>10695084
>Pinkie's entire body convulsed from the wonderful sensations as she had her cock wrung, the gags and gurgles forced from the anon's body from her ravaging of his oral cock hole sending her into a near orgasmic state. Each powerful throb of her fat dick shoots a rope of thick pre down his cock sucking gullet, her tongue laying across her bottom lip and wagging in the air as the powerful thwaps of hips meeting face dominate the room. Pinkie's massive breasts slap against her chest with every volatile pump, pistoning in and out of his maw becoming more uneven by the second as he takes her to the hilt time after time. Judging by the way her chest rose and her breathing quickened she was close, plowing anon's throat with three powerful strokes as she speaks the next few words.
"A-Anon! Hope you're ready for Pinkie's special frosting..."
>On the final thrust she presses her hands to the back of his head and slam his lips to the very base of her cock, the thrumming slab of dick flesh wedged between the walls of his esophagus shining clear as day through his skin. Soon after the balls that he had lovingly stroked, caressed and made sure were pack to the absolute maximum capacity with semen tugged towards the base of her shaft and flattened against them. Heaping globs of creamy seed erupts from her cock head and down into his waiting stomach, feeding him mouthful after mouthful of hot, sweet futa spunk. Pinke was on cloud nine, feral humps accompanying each new wad of semen before she reaches her limit. With a bit of self control she holds back before pulling out without any warning, pointing her throat mucus clad dick towards his face and glazing him a warm sheet of cock milk. Gazing down at the cum covered slut she pet him on the head, releasing him from her grasp and relaxing in the afterglow.
"Thanks anon! I feel like I could take on a changeling army right now!"
>>10695007
If I only I had Pokémon of my own. Then I'd battle against Lusamine's employees again and again, purposely losing so they can do whatever they want to me when the battle is done.
Ignore the hg faggot. They aren't going to erp. This is an elaborate derail.
>>10695334
This
>>10695318
Just steal some, fool.
RUBY PLS
>>10695318
(If you sneak into the paradise without any pokemon they'll just assume you're trying to steal one! Then they really won't show any mercy, whether you're a boy or man!)
>>10695389
Soon. Just need me an outfit.
>>10695405
Well I wouldn't want that, would I?
>Says as he stares at a couple of Pokémon happily playing around in the paradise, just right for straling.
>She runs into the thread, having lost her breathe trying to run from some boy dressed in girl's clothing, putting her hand on a wall before looking at the people
Okay, only one please, no more, no less, I have to get your white stuff out and yada yada...
>She sighs and breaths again
Give me 24.
>>10695454
*stealing
>>10695472
Fuck off.
>>10695472
You should bail, babe.
>>10695472
I'm starting to think you don't really wanna fuck...
>>10695479
Aikawa
>>10695489
What do you think I'm trying to do!
>>10695495
I can't bail, I'll chicken out of the bet then!
>>10695499
No! I'm doing this because I lost a bet! Why would I do this for free?!
>>10695294
>Anon froze solid as Pinkie's hands firmly held him in place with her final thrust, before feeling her flaring cockhead suddenly erupt violently and send a torrent of cum down into his stomach, filling him beyond capacity with her rich party spunk. The massive amount of mare cream was enough to bulge his stomach slightly, and yet it wasn't even all of it as Pinkie finished what remained of her load onto his face, covering his visage with a thick layer of her warm and sticky seed. After the longest minutes, she had finally began to come down from her climax and released him. His first reaction was, of course, to cough and gasp a few times from such a strenuous exercise.
You're-
>Cough cough
Welcome!
>He wobbingly got back to his feet, knees weak and hand hoisting his cum-filled stomach. He wiped the excess seed from his face and licked his fingers clean, before giving Pinkie a spent smile.
Well, how do you feel now? Relieved, I hope?
>>10695514
What did you even bet on the other side of this one? What would you have gotten?
>>10695454
That's right. This is an area dedicated to pokemon conservation. We won't tolerate any thieves or poachers here.
But you're just here to learn about the great work we do here, right?
>>10695472
>Unzips pants
2 posts. Go.
>>10695472
Fuck off ruby
>>10695479
Fuck off lenny
>>10695495
Fuck off spike
Time to erp in their thread
>>10695533
Free help on my code?
>>10695479
DENTAL PLAN
>>10695547
woah I'm so scared dude
>>10695537
Okay...
>she pulls the mans pants and underpants down, before grabbing the cock and rubbing her hand on it, looking at it with startled determination
>>10695547
That's what I'm trying to do again!
>>10695549
And now you have to jack some random dude off? That doesn't really seem like a fair trade.
>>10695602
I thought it was gonna be an easy win! That''s why I took it!
I want Bully-Sama to take advantage of me.
>>10695613
What did you even bet on?
>>10695534
S-Stealing?
>He stutters out, thinking that his plans to nab one have been uncovered.
No! Of course not! I'm not here to steal any of these rare...valuable Pokémon. I just wanted to know where you got them all. Yeah, that's it!
>>10695599
>After a few minutes of the girl's hands rubbing his member, the man couldn't hold on much longer, covering the girl's hand with his semen.
You're welcome.
>>10695644
One of those games that happens at the Arena, if I got a higher score, I would of won, but I died right at the beginning.
>>10695670
>she looks at her dirtied hand, before standing up and walking out while moving her hand away from her
Thanks...
>>10695675
Weak. Well, hope you at least learned your lesson about making bad bets, taco babe.
>>10695703
Yeah... Gonna take a bath now, bye Player.
Post butts, big butts
>>10695730
See you at work or whatever.
>>10695734
>>10695730
with me!
>>10695524
>Pinkie winces slightly at the hacking and coughs that flow from the eager cocksucker's body from her ravenous facefucking, hoping that she didn't accidentally hurt his maw when she used it as her personal cumdump for the few minutes they were together. Grasping her discarded skirt from the ground she tugs it up her legs, forgetting completely about her panties as her flaccid horsecock hangs from underneath the garment towards the floor below. Properly satisfied after having her hard dick orally wrung dry she extended her long tongue and cleared his cheeks and face of the coagulated bunches of semen, pulling it back to her maw like a tape measure and swallowing the fist-sized ball of semen with an audible gulp. With a satisfied ahh she gives the anon a small semen-laced smooch upon his lips, a thumbs up soon following.
"Yeah that was great anon! Nothing relaxes me more than having a good ol Pinkie mouth party. Don't be afraid to give me a holler if you ever feel like helping me out again!"
>>10695652
Where? Well they're rescued from high risk areas, usually as a result of man made disasters and..
>She continues her lecture, too wrapped up in it to really pay attention to his actions
>>10695747
>Teleports behind you.
Nothing personal.
It's just a friendly greeting
from the other side.
>Stabs in back.
>>10695777
>As Brad laid there, bleeding to death on the ground, a single thought came to mind: it was a miracle this hadn't happened sooner. Really, he deserved this, but he'd been denied his just desserts for far too long. Oh well. Death comes to us all.
Fuck off hg. Go sperg about /tlhg/ or something. Quit shitting up our threads. Final warning.
Post assholes
>>10695734
>>10695821
Fucking kek. You're a joke.
>takes a very slow deep breath, as he slowly slides her off his cock... her mouth still being pumped cum into as his length softens slightly, still throbbing. He lets out another groan as the tip passes her lips, smearing them with a bit of his cum, mixed with her saliva... as he slowly lets her lie on the floor, before leaning back in the chair, exhausted.
Am I wrong in thinking this is terrible writing?
>>10695827
>>10695768
Really? That's so interesting...
>Seeing as she's too busy with her lecture, the poacher shuffles off to the side where he spotted the helpless Pokémon. Armed with a Pokéball, he then throws it to try and catch it, but it fails with the special reinforcements the sanctuary has. His face grows pale afterwards, and he slowly turns his head back to face the employee again.
>>10695831
>>10695839
So be it
>>10695827
>>10695821
They're gone Anon. Don't make them come back.
>>10695862
He's probably already gone off to do something stupid.
>>10695821
>Getting this mad
>When me and many others come from HG
Hue.
>>10695821
>lol k bye
>>10695821
>final warning
>>10695882
Not him, but you don't derail threads like Ruby has.
I wonder if Morrigan will ever come back here.
>>10695882
Being a duel citizen doesnt mean you can come in here and do whatever you please you fucking mongoloid
>>10695882
You'd be surprised that HG actually talked about that today. It's not that many but still a considerable amount.
>>10695859
Would fuck, thank you
>>10695839
This one too
>>10695859
>>10695903
Sadly it's mostly because the anons thirst for him.
>>10695910
Oh really? That's what the refugees do all the time in my country!
>>10695734
>>10695767
>Aside from being a little roughened up by her aggressive face-fucking, he seemed entirely fine. He looked at how her still swollen but now soft cock swung about from under her short dress, wondering if she would go about her business with such an obvious morsel flopping about freely. He was pulled out of his daydream quickly though as she lapped his face up for any remains of spunk still covering it, and chuckled in response to her playful kiss.
Heh, I'll make sure to do that then, it was a lot of fun after all. Maybe next time we could invite a friend of yours? The more the merrier after all, right?
>>10695827
>>10695845
>Her lecture trails off as she hears the click of the pokeball as it falls to the floor
A poacher? Everyone, surround him!
>Out of nowhere a bunch more employees appear, blocking off the exits. They work quickly, drawing closer and hemming him in. The main employee comes forward first, a smile on her face
I told you we don't tolerate thieves or poachers here..
>>10695922
And DMG.
>>10695931
I wanna fuck this dork.
>>10695734
>>10695734
Still sad we don't have an Edea.
>>10695920
>>10695971
>Assless panties
Please, this is my weakness
>>10695967
Someone needs to take up the mantle, I want that booty
>>10695924
Not my problem your country is shit
>>10695998
OH NOW YOU FUCKING DID IT
TAKE THAT BACK YOU COCKTHIRSTY ANONYMOUS
>>10695982
You're welcome.
>>10695913
Huh, really?
I only know two people that fucked off to ERP from HG.
>>10696028
What I would giiiiiiiiive to fuck that ass. Why do you tease me so?
I swear to fucking God if HG comes here because one autist got triggered.
>>10695734
>Morrigan is a part of these autists
What a sad world it's become.
>>10696045
Who?
>>10695929
>Pinkie's gaze trails along his own before finding it's way to the tip of her cock peeking out into the open air, still dripping fresh saliva onto the floor beneath her and carrying the obvious proof of being plunged inside of something fairly recently. Shrugging her shoulders she peers back towards the gaze of her partner, patting him on the shoulder and pressing a small smooch to his cheek.
"Yeah sounds great! Applejack and Rarity seem to be floating around here and I'm sure they'd love to have a little up close and personal PAR-TAY! W-Well besides Applejack but I'm sure I can convince her! I'll see you around, okay anon?"
>>10696055
Sit on my FACE
>>10695827
Already did >>10693638
>>10696058
Morrigan is a treasure, leave them alone
>>10696058
kill yourself lupin
>>10695934
>The poacher tries to make a break for it, but no matter where he went, an employee or two blocked his way. When they finally surround him, he drops down onto his rear, hands pulled back and propping up his torso as he stares up at the main employee and the others encircling him.
W-What are you going to do to me?! The Pokémon is still safe, so I should be too, right?
>>10696052
Looks like that's gonna be the case.
>>10696052
If hg comes here then we go there. Stop being a bunch of fucking pussies. That's why they come in and do what they please. Because you guys are pathetic.
>>10696066
Sit down or lower yourself on your knees
>>10696048
Because I'm the porn man anon.
>>10696045
The ones I know use both actually, but a few old and midfags probably stick to one now.
>>10696092
This tbqh
>>10696092
>Wanting to start a war you know we can't win
HG is the fucking fucking Russia of /trash/, getting into a fight with them has never ended well.
>>10696114
You have great taste, but you've made me too hard.
We're here to take half your shit, ERP.
FIRST UNLIMITED
>>10695827
Unpopular opinion; Assholes aren't really that sexy.
>>10696063
Not gonna say who they are exactly, but their avas were pretty closely linked.
>>10696052
>sitting back and allowing us to derail your thread
>sitting and doing nothing about it like a cuck
You guys are cucks. We can do whatever the fuck we want and you won't do a damn thing.
Cucks.
>>10696114
>>10696142
Sonata Dusk
Well well well my pathetic, perverse, friends, it's about time I got off my ass and stretched my feet a little.
It's been a while, but I hope you remember this exercise as fondly as I do.
Let me get 24, maybe even 36 of you wonderful fellows to compete for me and my boys.
>>10696065
>He lets out an obviously embarrassed chuckle as she mentions Rarity, averting his gaze from her briefly as she smooches his cheek.
H-Heh, yeah, Rarity... I'm sure she'd love to have another- I mean, a first party.
Anyway, sure! See you around Pinkie.
(Looks like that'll do it! Thanks, that was a lot of fun. I only realized after the fact that you might not even have had the intention of having her as an optional futa. I hope I didn't make you scramble for pics at a moment's notice or anything.)
>>10696154
SUCK MY COCK BABY!
>>10696158
Motifa
>>10696149
>Schoolgirl
>Anal
>Covered puss
STOP, PLEASE, ITS TOO MUCH
>>10696158
Another Sonata
>>10696085
Poaching is still a serious crime! Grab him, we'll give him the usual punishment!
>She says that, but there's a big smile on her face. She loved defending those poor, cute pokemon and punishing those evildoers. The girls that pull him up by the arms and drag him off have matching smiles. They drag him to a secure room, locking the door behind him. Strangely enough, it has a bed inside
>>10696158
Literally Asswhore
>>10696133
Sorry bud.
>>10696142
>>10696158
Machoke
So are you going to sit down like cucks or are you going to do something?
Cucks
>>10696142
>>10696158
Lord Dominator
This place makes me sick to my stomach.
>>10696142
>>10696158
Papa Stalin
>>10696142
>>10696158
Kappa
Aw man, and I was able to put away the filter for a little while there
>>10696128
I mean you could. The mods have shown they really don't give a shit here, so just make a bot that spams like....once a half minute instead of full force and no ones going to do jack shit about it.
Of course that would involve buying into the retarded thread war thing
>>10696183
/hg/ is such a festering shithole there's literally nothing that can be done to make it worse. Why do you think people from it feel the need to go to other threads so much?
>>10696142
>>10696158
Undyne
>>10696158
Nonon Jakuzure!
>>10696160
>I hope I didn't make you scramble for pics at a moment's notice or anything
(H-Haha, of course not. Definitely had the f-folder all ready and everything.)
(Thanks for the session anon and I'll catch you later!)
>>10696142
uhh Rick Grimes I guess.
>>10696142
>>10696158
Ayumu Aikawa
>>10696158
>>10696142
Machine gun Suzy
>>10696183
Like what? Doing anything would only result in even more spam, and thus more /hg/-esque behaviors.
>>10696142
>>10696158
Anthony Fantano
Oh, Primus dammit.
Who pissed off HG again?
>>10695882
>Implying we miss you
Take your cancer JoJo OC's and Futa autism somewhere else, faggot.
>>10696158
>>10696142
Carlos Grimito
>>10696142
>>10696158
Nazrin
>>10696158
Gascoigne
>>10696206
They get triggered by the tiniest amount of lewd. Go nuts.
>>10696219
Spoken like a true cuck.
>>10696221
Someone said "stay out of our threads".
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>>10696142
>>10696158
Nui
>>10696221
No one, we just want to have fun with you guys.
>>10696142
>>10696158
Rick's Best friend
>>10696203
>you could
No, you really couldn't. Hg has survived mass banning and spamming multiple times. All you'll be doing is kicking a hornet's nest.
>>10696237
Then why don't you go and start something in the HG thread, then?
>>10696142
>>10696158
Ocelot
10$ if you want me to ERP
>>10696142
Aikawa
>>10696158
Aikawa
>>10696219
HG just wants a rival and probably got tired of /tlhg/. Maybe they've visited /PAR/ and /ftt/ already?
>>10696213
(Oh, whoops. Well at least you'll already have it for next time, right?)
(Anyway, see ya.)
>>10696169
Can't stop won't stop.
Porn man for life.
>>10696227
Love you too, Anonnie.
>>10696253
I already did. Im not doing it alone so I stopped.
Cucks
>>10696241
I for one welcome our new Skeilenton overlords
>>10696158
Sami Zayn The Murderer
Oh come on, not again...
>>10696183
>If only more people adopted a "live and let live" strategy, on both sides of this equation. You guys do your thing and HG does their own, and that would be ideal, no? Tranquility is much more pleasing than chaos.
>I wish everyone here a good night. Peace.
>>10696248
>Anon jerks off and cums on Ruby's face
>>10696158
Aron wey
>>10696279
They're Morrigan friends raiding us.
>>10696288
>It was a hologram
A new slurry of lewd wet noises came quickly before the tightest round of pounding yet, signaling that the Queen was cumming violently between two dicks, at the perfect point to be knocked up by one of her servants and lose control of being anything but a pregnant cow. It only took a few more balls-deep thrusts for the minotaur in back to lose control, tying the deepest depths of her plump pussy with the flaring head that grew to three times its normal size, the cumslit in the middle grinding right against the entrance to her womb before his balls tugged up against the wrinkled base of his horsecock to turn his bestial shaft into a hose, audibly filling Excellia with cups of addictive minotaur jizz each second, bloating her already curvy belly even further with the sheer volume of cow batter given to the mooing whore's womb. He didn't pull out, keeping warm inside his royal cocksleeve, still hard and drooling pearly beads of cum whenever the minotaur fucking her throat forced a heavy gag out of her, forcing her to tighten up around his half-hard, dribbling shaft.
>>10696237
You don't get it, do you?
Spam is what HG already is all about in the first place. Spamming them is just more HG for them.
>>10696296
Did we do something to them?
>>10695821
>>10696183
>He hasn't cracked the code and figured out that these are the same person and HG is purposely provoking us and starting a fight that we can't possibly win
With such an enticing reaction after each open hand spank, there was no way the minotaur was going to stop now. The strength he used might have left his queen battered and bruised, but if it made her clench down around his cock more powerfully, the condition of her body afterward didn't matter. In fact, it only seemed to make her wetter, gushes of her feminine fluids matting down the Minotaur's rapidly thrusting cock and making the royal chair have an unmistakable scent of breeding lust that wouldn't wash out. Excelia's ass didn't get any rest, rippling and bruising from the abuse she had to take, even through the red that was forming on her skin, treating the pair of plump cheeks like a 'Tighten' button that a mindless animal had no problem hitting over and over and over. It was hard to ignore the feelings coming from his blood-pumping, addictive cock, the veins running along the underside pulsing up with each new spurt of precum produced by his overflowing balls, the throbs running down the horse shaped length giving the breeding sow a warm stretch every few seconds, a constant pistoning to try to dilate her cervix wide enough to let the jelly thick cum flood her waiting womb.
>>10696287
kys asswhore
>>10696257
Overpriced
>>10696176
>As his arms are grabbed by the seemingly clone employees, the poacher flails and kicks about, trying to break free but to no avail.
H-Hey where are you taking me? Let me go!
>He continues to struggle even as the scenery changes from the beautiful sanctuary to the strange, peculiar room. He tilts his head back to see where he was, and upon seeing the bed, he relaxes slightly, but he still keeps his guard up just in case they tried to do anything funny to him.
(Things are getting out of hand here. Wanna resume this when things quiet down a bit?)
>>10696296
You can stop false flagging any day Mecha. He already loves you, you don't need to make him hate everyone else, that's just obsessive.
It didn't take long for that perverse lipstick to work it's magic on the minotaur, much more effective as it wrapped around his gargantuan shaft than it ever would have been suckling on his testicles. Although he missed the sweet vibrations from Excellia's whorish moaning, the absence was more than made up for as Excellia's luststick quickly made his bestial shaft that much more sensitive - combined with how Excellia's throat constricted tightly around his cock, the duo was a deadly combination. Only a few moments were spared for Excellia to adjust to the massive length - not that she needed it, considering just how often this happened - before the Minotaur's hips rapidly withdrew from the heavenly confines of Excellia's gullet, only to slam his monstrous dick right back in. His hand ever so slightly squeezed around the obscene bulge in her neck, which only added to the combination of sensations that wrapped around his engorged cock. The minotaur's free hand made sure to be just as diligent as the feverish movements of his hips, kneading and squeezing at Excellia's whorish udders. That hand took hungry gropes of her excessive titflesh, grasping at the base of her enormous breasts, squeezing harshly as he pulled the mammary skywards before punctuating the milking motion with a rough pinch on her brown nipples. The queen's other breast was stimulated as well, the minotaur's fingers slipping through those golden rings and stretching it out to the point where it lost the full, erotic shape that it once had.
Excellia squealed in surprise as the first firm spanking made her booty ripple delightfully, the sound muffled by the frontal Minotaur's hanging cumsack. What couldn't be staunched was the flinch that wracked her voluptuous body, making her whole jiggly body shake and tense up around the pair of oversized Minotaur dicks. The desired effect of tightening was easily achieved, along with a fantastic view of Excellia's wobbling backside. Her toes curled at the next slap, and her body shuddered again uncontrollably. Each new slap felt as though it brought a new sensation to Excellia's body, as every blow brought a new sense of sting to her ass and a weakness to her knees. It was a good thing she was sitting down with plenty of support on either side of her to keep herself upright! As the spanking progressively grew both more and more painful and pleasurable, Excellia was forced to moan louder and louder into the other Minotaur's balls, sending plenty of vibrations into the skin. It was hard to breath in the musky prison of testicles, so it was a godsend for Excellia when the titfucking Taur took a step away from her face for a brief moment. Excellia gasped in plenty of sweet air, and for a moment, her mouth hung open as though she was about to speak once more. All that came out was the first half of another "Moo!", however, proving that the Queen of the Minotaurs had effectively lost herself in the pleasures of massive Minotaur dicks. It certainly was a godsend that she got that breath of fresh air, because Excellia's bovine moan was cut off by the flared tip of a Minotaur cock plunging into her throat.
>>10696287
That would be nice, but you fucks insist on invading and shitting up our threads when we hardly ever fuck with your games. I for one am sick of it. It's time something was done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebV16Z83Ro4
>>10696343
Maybe we should send an ambassador on a mission of peace.
The minotaur's grip on Excellia's head eased up, letting his dearest queen go now that he knew the only thing left for her to do was shamelessly bask in both the scent and pleasure that the duo were going to provide for the queen. It didn't take long for the aphrodisiac-laced lipstick to enter his system, causing the bloated fuckstick to throb violently in between the soft valley that felt just as good as the holes that were currently occupied by the other fellow minotaur. Grabbing onto Excellia's breasts for leverage, the minotaur's hips pulled back before re-sheathing the bestial shaft right back where it belonged. Each thrust from the minotaur caused those huge cum-filled orbs to use the queen's face like a handkerchief, absolutely soaking her face in another kind of salty fluid. The lewd, wet, sticky sounds quickly filled the room, the combination of milk and semen nearly eliminating the friction from such brutal fucking entirely, which only let him fuck those soft cockpillows with increased fervor. His hands mashed those massive mammaries, pulling them towards the ceiling as he continued to indulge in the slutty queen's whorish body. Just as soon as it began, however, the minotaur's thrusting stopped. Perhaps it was the memories of how good those luststick-coated lips felt around his shaft that caused him to pull away from her oversized breasts. His hands found his way to her golden hair, pulling it back roughly, his other resting on the girl's throat before he jamming his dick inside, sheathing his dick inside her wet maw, hilting the entire length in one fell swoop.
>>10696158
Kosaku Kawajiri
After a few forceful tugs on a golden ring, the minotaur had a long, thick stream of his Queen's milk running down his strong arm. He pulled that arm away and licked it clean, tasting the potent proof of the Minotaur's ease of being bred, a bout of dust being blown out of the bull's nose after smelling her arousal in the air. She was easy to grab, pull, and tug into whatever position the Mino wanted, but for now he wanted to feel like he was fucking the royalty through a gloryhole, a scenario he was familiar with after a few visits to the minotaur spa in the deserts. His hands moved to her plump thighs to spread them out and around the back of the chair, forcing her body to lean forward, bearing most of her weight into the musky sack that smothered her face and golden cockpillows. Now that her wet and puffy holes were left on display through the back of the chair, her servant was able to pull back and line the spongy head of his cock with the breeding tunnel that milked him so well, thrusting forward and wasting no time being rough with his cum addicted sow, his chest beating into the chair as if it was the stall in a glory hole with each needy buck of his hips.
>>10696350
Something something Ribbon
>>10696350
t.literal cuck
Read what you just wrote and tell me how pathetic that sounds
>>10696158
A gay
>>10696252
No I mean if you set up a bot to only post at half or full minute intervals to look like regular shitposting, the mods wouldn't step in until after weeks likely. Sure they can post through that, but they're threads are still dead
>>10696344
Poking a bear will only result in a bear attack
>>10696344
Might as post music while the fire burns.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i_e50Kiz4o
Excellia's well-trained fuck hole was warm and velvety, but wasn't tight enough to fully please the Minotaur behind her. Now that she was in position, his hands were free to roam her body, and he made use of her huge, jiggling ass by repeatedly slamming down on it, loud, heavy claps of his palm against rippling flesh to try to make her clench her muscles in reaction to being abused so roughly. His medial ring tugged in and out of her puffy lips, splashing whatever built up precum and feminine juices backed up around the thick protrusion near the end of his shaft whenever he pulled out, giving his unwashed, sweaty balls another source of fluid to help spread his musk around with, the basketball sized pair sloshing and pounding into her rear while he pulled her tight against the back of the seat to use her holes properly. After leaving warm red handprints on her ass, a tight grip was probably very uncomfortable for the royal sow, but that didn't matter at all to the lust-drink mino, anything to make her tighter around his flaring, precum-slick cock that kissed her hot, fertile womb with every powerful thrust against her motherly hips. He mostly ignored the other 'taur, but having two sets of musk to help fuck Excellia senseless wouldn't hurt a bit, all that teasing in the front was probably a good reason why the chair was already soaked through, leaving a puddle to start forming between them.
>>10696365
>>10696363
Well something should be done. Lest we brace for war.
>>10696287
Ah see, issue is all the invasive people are strictly from your end. I cannot think of once outside of this autist, who is most likely a false flagger, that anyone from erp started shit with hg instead of the other way around
>>10696365
water is wet
>>10696382
Boco shut the fuck up already
>>10696321
(Sure thing. I have a few more hours)
>>10696158
Lord Beerus
>>10696363
You have no idea who you're replying to.
>>10696395
Yes sir...
>>10696318
Not everyone is a cheap slut like you
>>10696393
water is a liquid
>>10696343
>He honestly believes he can beat the biggest shitposts on the board
>>10696382
Morrigan is our ambassador. Her pure feelings will save us.
>>10696158
Gabe The Glueman Degrossi
>>10696419
Their idea of shitposting is entering tributes in our games and laughing when they win kek
Pathetic.
>HG raid while getting spammed
>One guy just calling people cucks.
Up your shitpost Anon, you're making HG weak.
>inb4 I'm called a cuck
>>10696404
(Only a few hours huh? We might have to postpone it till tomorrow then, assuming things keep going like this. Well whatever happens, I'll see ya soon enough.)
>>10696441
beta cuck
I-I didnt start this flame war, honest.
>>10696368
Like that'll do fucking anything other than piss them off.
Also, good job saying that while they're here, faggot.
>>10696452
Morrigan?
>>10696343
>It's a small subsect of people, I assure you. It's a shame the hornet's nest was kicked up as a result of a small infraction, but shit happens.
>>10696392
>Can't do anything about that, unfortunately. Just letting you know not everyone there enjoys chaos.
>>10696168
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>>10696352
Ladies
Gentlemen
Pedophiles
Are we ready to begin this exercise?
>>10696420
But he abandoned /erp/.
>>10696452
>Tongue kissus
>>10696410
God fucking dammit
>>10696441
That's because we are waiting for the games that are right here, Anon.
>>10696453
What? Oh no I'm not gonna do it, that's fucking retarded, I'm just pointing out mods here clearly don't give a shit, short of actually posting CP or other illegal things
>>10696461
>I never entered, you whore.
>>10696452
Fuck off Morrigan
>>10696439
>implying scatposting is any more impressive
If anything, it just means ERP can't take the heat.
>>10696142
>>10696158
Parker Dinkleman
>>10696452
If you lie with faggots then you can expect to wake up with aids. Or so the saying goes
>>10696478
kek werent you going to bed?
>>10696461
Come on, bring it I need to dominate someone.
>>10696461
bump it
>>10696461
MOTIFA TAKE NO PRISONERS.
>Setsuna passes through the doors of ERP, skillfully sidestepping the shitposting before taking a spot on her favorite couch.
>>10696450
Nice one, you gonna tell me about my dead dad next?
>>10696470
Nice job causing this, I'm impressed.
>>10696436
>Somebody else is using my filler character
Should i be happy that somebody else loves this guy as much as i do or should i be mad that somebody else is using my joke entry character?
>>10696461
Swap
>>10696483
All Ribbon had to do was not post
>>10696513
nah i dont mess with dicks
>>10696513
Didn't think someone could be this mad over me losing a bet, but thanks anyways.
>>10696511
>Anon spots the archer and lays down on the couch, placing his head on her lap. He rubs his cheek into her thigh a bit, then lets out a sigh and starts to take a nap.
>>10696511
>Anon slides a plate of waffles over to Setsuna as she takes a seat.
>>10696494
Asswhore seeks on attention, what did you expect ?
>>10696494
>At 9:30 at night? Nah. That was just me hoping you all have a good night amidst this turmoil.
>>10696456
>>10696480
N-not her you bakas.
>>10696463
>Kissus back because its summer.
Aussa, that you?
>>10696442
(Do you want to continue now? It seems a little better)
>>10696548
>She looks down at the man, having little time to react to him before he rested on her lap. She unintentionally mirrored his sigh, gently stroking his hair as she watched him drift off to sleep on her soft lap.
>>10696551
>The Hoshidan girl stares with vacant eyes at the waffles, before pointing to them and looking at the anon that gave them to her.
For me?
>>10696578
(I'm fine with continuing now. I just didn't know whether or not you were.)
>>10696461
Let's start while the night is young.
>>10696511
Hey out of curiosity, do you still even play people other than the archer?
>>10696519
I was simply adding every entry i could so anon bans them from his games :v)
>>10696360
>(This desu. It'd never go well.
You left these over here, I'll help move em back over.
>>10695637
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>>10696540
Friendly reminder that Jude and Ruby are to blame here, along with everyone else that decided to put up with them.
>>10696622
See these fists of mine?
>She says as she brandishes two lava fists, looking pretty smug at girls infront of her
I'm gonna push it into your head?
>>10696622
>Takes your money
>>10696625
Yes, I still play everyone else on my card. I've just been using Setsuna more often lately because she's the most comfortable to write. I'll post my card when I feel up to playing anyone.
>>10696662
I did nothing but do what I had to do for the bet, and that was ERPing, if ERPing here is a crime, then so be it, I take the blame.
Also I don't care if ERP burns.
>>10696594
How many guys has your mom fucked again? 3? Did you just slip out of her cunt when you were born?
>>10696662
Jude is... Negan right? I don't follow HG lore often
>>10696594
Hey, the suicide hotline called, they said you should just pull through
>>10696622
>>10696681
Avoid the hair please...
>>10696662
>Jude fucking doxxed someone and got away with it
I don't care if it was Hoshi, that shit wasn't okay.
>>10696684
How long you think you'll be around?
>>10696622
>>10696681
Is that a challenge? IS THAT A CHALLENGE?! WE ARE GONNA FIGHT?! YES! FINALLY!
>SHE STOMPS ON THE FLOOR, TOO EXCITED OVER THE FACT SOMEONE IS FINALLY GONNA FIGHT HER
BRING IT!
>>10696622
>>10696704
there are at least four negans
>>10696692
And now HG is burning too, dumbfuck.
>>10696729
Just enough for a quickie or so. Sorry if you're looking for something more in-depth or anything.
>>10696594
>Anon soon drifts off into a deep sleep, and he has a peaceful expression on his face as he dreamed and his hair was played with. It would soon turn into a frown as a nightmare obscures his dreams, and he can be heard mumbling something about pancakes. He quiets down when he presses his face into her stomach, and continues his restful sleep.
>>10696740
From the looks of it they're all niggers.
... Not surprising coming from Walking Dead fans.
>>10696743
>HG is burning
Kill yourself you thin-skinned faggot. Stay here with the rest of your kind.
>>10696743
Yeah but unlike you we can handle the kitchen.
>kissu
>>10696692
Fuck off. You never planned to erp and you know it.
I can stand by no longer and tolerate this fucking disgusting attempt to imitate my godly RP. You guys think you can just bury me in the past with your new shitty LD? I MADE LD. I'M THE REASON ANYONE WOULD DARE MENTION THAT NAME IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN PLACE TO BEGIN WITH! I left this place in the gutter because I knew you people weren't going to fucking get your shit together and I was right. You people are fucking losers and all need to fucking just kill yourselves to save humanity the embarrassment of having to be in the same species as you.
>>10696744
Nah it's no probs. I'm the Anon from last night if you remember. When do you usually frequent the thread?
>>10696743
Welp.
Ya'll opened this can of worms, and now you gotta lie in it.
>>10696719
I'd call Hoshi Chaotic Neutral at best.
Jude is fucking Chaotic Evil.
So, um, is Morrigan actually here? Just, ya know, out of curiosity.
>>10696321
>>10696596
>The employees don't stop there, holding him down on the bed and keeping him secured by his arms. The main girl, who must be their leader looks down at him with a stern gaze
What you did was a serious crime, even if you failed. We could hand you over to the police, but we could be convinced to let you go if you.. regret your actions enough.
>Her words sound pretty ominous, and she's crawling closer to him on the bed. One of her gloved hands rests on his inner thigh
>>10696692
Nigger, we're on the fucking internet here, on 4chan of all places. You don't have to put up with that shit if you don't want to.
Also, you DO realize that if ERP burns, we burn with them as well, don't you?
>>10696704
Hell if I know.
>>10696719
I legit don't know what the fuck is wrong with him at this point.
>>10696737
Please return it to me when you wake up.
>she says to the sleeping man that can't even hear her
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>>10695702
:^) I am innocent in this.
>>10696792
Oh my fucking god Boco will you shut the fuck up and leave already?
>>10696779
This is the new ld. >>10696767
Be sure to give them hell in hg.
>>10696792
Yes
>>10696779
Misplace your Sharpie?
>>10696804
9/10 boco posts are not boco, but someone else pretending to be boco
>>10696241
I didn't sanction spooks in ERP. It's the graveyard shift for you from now on!
>>10696737
>she forms a blaster out of her hand and blasts Grimes with lava
Ha!
>>10696817
Like Barneyfag?
>>10696804
Hey, I'm just curious, thats all. If he wants to be in HG, thats fine. I'm not his chaperone.
>>10696594
>Anon nods and gives gives the Hoshidan archer a pat on her head.
Yes. For you.
>>10696743
HG is either ded, burning and in a game. They don't care.
>>10696767
Nobody cares, but I guess you got what you wanted.
>>10696784
>We opened it
Wew
>>10696759
>She smiled softly looking down at him dreaming happily in her comfort, before a look of concern swept across her face upon seeing his sleep turn restless. She cradles his head gently as he presses it into her stomach, holding him as comfortingly as possible as she hummed sweetly to herself.
>>10696781
I really can't be reliable when it comes to being on the threads. It's better to contact me on Discord.
>>10696833
>She looks back down at the pancakes before happily smiling and picking up the fork, taking a bite out of the stack and placing it in her mouth.
Hmm...
>>10696817
Nah, it's him alright.
>>10696837
I'm not sayin you exsculsively opened it.
Everyone did.
Lookin at you mostly, Ruby.
>>10696799
We do burn them, as in we burn ERP unless you've messed up your wording there.
>>10696810
Yes I am.
>>10696837
Guess I did.
Ringabel: Brant has smiled upon you this game,
The fate of some roleplay in your hands...
And blessed it be the newfags,
Who fight for all our autism,
'Til only the cancer stands...
You see the distant flames
You will not investigate,
You kill for all our games,
For we must stop all the hate!
And when you suicide,
We'll never lose a (You)!
Hunger Games die, when avafags do too!
You may get stabbed in the back,
With a tree branch or a spear,
You may step on a mine,
Drown in a lake, or worse
But when they shitpost us
We will still fight for what is true!
HG dies, when avafags do too!
Junko: Blame ERP, blame ERP!
Because our HG is sucking cocks,
Jude: This Custom Game, these sluts are doxxed!
HG Anons: This Custom Game, our threads are saved!
ERP Anons: This Custom Game, they'll all be detained!
Both Anons: There'll be a doxxing, we're so insane, this Custom Game!
Hoshi: HG, it just isn't cool!
Where oldfags whine and newfags fool!
This Custom Game, HG will dual!
And soon I will regain my rule!
DMG: Suck a fucking dick, Anon Cucka!
Jiro : You're a futa-loving faggot, Anon Cucka!
Luffy: Looks like we'll just have to lewd,
Treat: This Custom Game, we're pretty screwed!
Newfags: Why did the oldfags start this shit?
Why-the-fuck can't they calm a bit?
When did these threads become a soap opera?
Hoshi: (I want to host HG!)
Junko: When ERP is dead and gone
They'll be no more angry Anons!
Ringabel: You may just unzip your dick
And pull down your long pants!
And if you're sick, you'll kek,
And you'll do a happy dance!
But that's the way it goes
We know just what to do!
HG dies, when Avafags die too!
Hoshi: (I want to host HG)
Oldfags: Blame ERP, blame ERP, blame ERP!
>>10696867
You're lucky I'm such a nice guy.
Fucking kek, you don't need HG to shit up yourselves. You're already good enough on your own to stir up your community.
Blaming it on HG won't change the truth, thin-skins.
I'm genuinely curious:
Are HG threads so dull and lifeless that their regulars have to entertain themselves by being obnoxious in other threads?
>>10696893
Yes.
>>10696867
>>10696878
>she lays on the floor, slowly rising her head up
Trying to have a relaxing time, but noooo, the "nice guy" has to stop my attempt in getting out of here, FINE! I'll stay alive and DOMINATE ALL OF YOU!
>>10696893
Stay mad cuck.
>>10696893
Pretty much, yeah.
There's a reason that most of the good people have left HG behind.
>>10696876
>Ringabel deleted his discord
I-i miss him so much...
>>10696893
Yes. It's a dead community trying to grasp what little they have left. They have shitposted the majority of their good players away. It's pathetic.
>>10696902
>>10696867
Hmm...
I should put up signs to remind myself that the traps are here.
>and so she did, putting big fat signs up and arrows pointing out where the traps are
>>10696893
Yes
>>10696881
Okay? Almost all communities are like this so you're just pointing out the obvious.
>>10696909
>>10696917
MAD AS FUCK
>>10696893
Yup.
>>10696865
Don't know you, but thanks for giving me credit.
Is anyone going to have sex with me or should I start shitposting too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oEWA7UglB4
Basically what's going on here.
>>10696930
No prob, boo.
>>10696926
Im not mad. Im telling the truth
>t.ex hgfag
>>10696936
Start shitposting, we're going to thread limit and beyond.
I'm genuinely curious:
Are ERP threads so dull and lifeless that their regulars have to entertain shitposters raiding them for fear of being raided in the future?
If you think no, then stop giving them atttention and ignore them, dumbfucks.
>>10696853
That's cool, I'll contact you there sometime.
>>10696936
>a girl assrapes you
>you cry like a bitch
>>10696926
I know you're nothing but bait, but it's actually true. I was apart of their threads since mid-2015. And trust me, their glory days are far behind them.
@10696866
The worst part is, I actually thought you were pretty decent for a while, but now I see that you're just another shitter.
You don't even deserve a (You) at this point.
Fuck you.
>>10696893
Kinda.
I mean erp at least has appeal, sticking your dick in hot anime babes. Sure you gotta be a certian level of degenerate loser to get into the typefucking part, but its there
Hg has...what? Regular rp? Much better places to do it then in 4chan. The RNG script handed down to guide the rp? Doesn't really add, often subtracts stuff, and you can only do it so many times before you've seen it all.
Add on that, hg has like...around 2-4 pauls running around depending on who you ask.
>HG gets shitposted
>they stop posting here
jogs my nog
>>10696956
You can't exactly ignore them when 90% of the posts are shitposts, though. Filters don't help much with that either.
>>10696956
>t.cuck who sits back and does nothing as bulls fuck his thread
>>10696867
Everything alright out there boys and girls? You seem to be a little antsy.
>>10696893
(Only an idiot could find shitposting fun)
>>10696798
>The fight in him quickly starts to lose its vigor once he's laid atop of the bed, and stops completely as the main employee gets on it too and crawls closer to him. Her offer sure was tempting because he really didn't want to do time in the slammer, but he felt like there was something more in her words, a strong hunch that would get stronger as she placed her hand on top of his thigh. It was the best choice in the end, and he decides to go with it, even if he tries to fake it.
...I thoroughly regret what I did. Pokémon are meant to be safe and happy. There I said it. You can let me go now, right?
>>10696936
Pick from my card. I'm bored.
>>10695835
No, you aren't.
>soaked chest rises as a hand reaches behind her head for a fist full of hair and begins tugging back. Cum continues to spray against her tongue as he does so, veins throbbing against her inner mouth as he gives a couple short-lived bucks of his hips. A groan rumbles from his throat as the tip of his dick slides out past her lips with a 'pop', smearing them with a white glaze. Laying her on the floor, he collapses back in the chair, neck crooned back to look up at the ceiling with half-lidded eyes as he pants.
You want to avoid using words like "slowly, carefully, lazily" etc except in very specific situations where it can't just be shown to the reader instead of told and clarification is absolutely needed, or, since this is ERP, when it's hot (wobbly asses and jiggly tits for example, but you can't go wrong also describing in-depth the wet smacking of flesh-on-flesh a pair of cheeks make when they clap, or the gravity defying bouncing of cowtits). Spice up the refs to "he" and "her" with their names, nicknames, and other things that make them distinct (unshared species/races/nationalities/hobbies/jobs that are important in relation to them as characters, just as a few examples) to keep the prose smooth.
It might just be because I'm exhausted, but I had a hard time visualizing the pose they were in at first (I imagined it as her on the floor, him squatting down with his dick in her mouth, before the connection with the chair clicked)
You also seem to have an issue with using too many commas, but one of my biggest problems is run-on sentences, so I don't think I can help much with that.
>>10696970
We have Hoshi, Junko and Jude.
>>10696954
>>10696958
Okay then.
Guess what guys?
I just found out I'm (part) Jewish today.
>>10697002
Mazel tov.
>>10696978
>>10696992
And kamina and LF and yosuke
>>10696978
A WHOOOOOORE!
>>10696909
Which good people may I ask?
>>10696956
I'm just shitposting to feed the fire. This HG shit can turn into literal shitting nippledicks for all I care, as long as there's a fire.
>>10696951
>>10696959
>being so thin-skinned they took refuge in ERP
Can't make this shit up lmao. Ex-HGfags have no rights to say anything about the state of current HG.
>>10696968
Keep being butthurt.
>>10697002
>gasses you
>>10696978
Fishy... I'm gonna ask you this once... WHY DID YOU PUNCH ME INSTEAD OF HER!?
>>10696853
>Somewhat eager to see his handiwork be enjoyed, he takes a seat on the couch and watches patiently.
Blueball flavor. Dunno what your favorite was.
>>10696992
>>10697014
See there's disagreement.
I mean yeah, we have our shitposters, 10 inch anon runs around, there are constant flamewars about how xyz fetish/ava/whatever else is shit, but as far as constant dedicated shitposting goes we really only got Paul, and maybe the other boogiemen depending on what type of tin foil hat you're wearing.
>>10696988
I want to play with (non futa) Derpy!
>>10697014
>any of those
>pathetic like Hoshi, Junko and Jude
kek
>>10696779
Bitch please, you were always nothing but a clingy sad fuck who cried and got mad because she could no longer suck magician dick.
Your rp is shit and this is coming from the worst there is. You have no redeeming quaities, even your vague, frankly pathetic attempts at creating copypasta are nothing but the works of a pure amateur.
As an outsider, I can safely say that from observing this place for years that your very existance has and always will be an absolute fucking cancer to these threads.
Anyone who even gives you the slightest bit of mercy or kindness is a naive fool.
Phone home L.D. Fuck off and stay gone.
>>10696992
And adachi
>>10697018
Ragyo, Nui, Spike, etc.
>>10697041
>Derpy is normally none futa. Buuuut what did you have in mind?
>Also Anthro, human or horse.
>>10696978
>>10697037
You said we were gonna fight eachother.
WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG
>>10696779
>>10697045
YES! KILL EACH OTHER AND WE'LL HAVE TWO LESS AUTISTS IN THE WORLD!
>>10697002
Get them goyims.
>>10697056
Who all left avafagging altogether when they realized that this is called /trash/ for a reason. We are 4chan's tumor.
>>10697039
Junko, Hoshi and Jude are like Paul, though. They are just that messed up and obsessed. The other 3 are just memelords that are used as boogeyman.
>>10697031
>all those assumptions
I was a duel citizen since I started. Why would I stick around in a boring thread filled with shitters? That's why I stopped going.
But i know you dont care and this is b8 anyways so have my (you).
>>10697064
Oh yes, I did say that.
WHEN WE WERE ALONE!
>>10696992
>Forgetting Seth, the worse of them all
Nigger.
>>10697031
I never took refuge here. I just pop in every now and again to see how things are doing. And who else is better to say things about the current state of HG than those who have another time to compare it to?
>>10697060
Could human derpy ride a horse derpy?
>>10697060
Wait, I could have hugged the pony version?
Can I now?
>>10697045
Kys baron
Did I come back at a bad time again?
>>10697068
Human nature, my dear.
>>10697045
Hello, dear Vino.
>>10696978
>>10697091
Yeah, leave.
>>10697075
WHATEVER! YOU ARE LAME ANYWAY!
>SHE STORMS OFF THE BROTHEL, MAKING SURE TO BREAK A NEW DOORWAY JUST BECAUSE
>>10697083
How many Derpies do you think there is?
>>10697087
Neey.
.. I mean yes. HORSE NOISES ARE WEIRD
>>10696917
Gee, that sounds like /erp/, fancy that.
>>10697091
Just ignore it and lewd
>>10697091
Ignore it
>>10697096
Hi! I'm here for my coat!
>>10697106
Yay!
>picks up the pony and hugs her
>>10697060
Human please.
I like to be her first sexual experience/experimetation, playing up the special side of her a bit.
>>10697096
I just wanted some snuggles.
>>10697068
Yes... Yes... If HG and ERP could join forces, we could DESTROY those disgusting pedophiles and furries, and again complete control over /trash/!
>>10697091
It's always a bad time.
>>10697107
Gee, it sounds like avafagging in general in [current year], how interesting.
>>10697038
Mm...~
>She savored the flavor of the first bite before swallowing it down, still halfway down her throat when she took another bite and put it in her mouth.
I don't know what that means but I love it!
>>10697091
Hi, Peri.
>Setsuna said with a mouthful of waffles.
>>10697107
That's why /ftt/ is superior.
>>10697124
>>10697116
>The small horse kicks her hooves around as she giggled happily, wrapping her front legs around anon's neck
>>10697121
>Sounds good! You wanna start us off?
You think I'm done.
>>10697146
>>10697152
>>10697131
>Peach "Buy my Nudes" Jacky's attention discord
No thank you.
>>10697123
Actually that sounds like a pretty good good idea.
>>10697147
Heh. Cutest pony. Good girl, Derpy.
>he ruffles her hair
>>10697170
I'mma sho-
>TKO
>>10697018
Jojo, Shovel Knight, Kanzaki, Aa, Ultron, og Satsuki,
I'd say Brook, but he didn't leave voluntarily.
>>10697056
I'm pretty sure that Spike was the Flash Sentry in the thread earlier.
Whatever, let's do somthin lewd.
>>10697095
Who the fuck? I'm not that memelord. The biggest meme being that vino never used vino when shitposting.
>>10697123
Now that I can agree with.
>>10697091
No, these threads have had much worse. Now go rape some anons already before I stab you, you wonderfully psychotic harlot.
>>10697130
Hi, Hoshidan scum~
>>10697123
I support it.
>>10697130
Don't worry about it. Just enjoy yourself.
>He sets down a pitcher of apple juice and an empty cup on the table he yanked up to the couch.
In case you wanna wash those down.
>>10696984
That doesn't sound very convincing does it? I don't think he /really/ feels sorry for what he did..
>The others shake their heads, leaning forward to get a closer look at their latest victim. They regarded him as scum, a worthless person to be judged and punished for daring to harm the pokemon in their care. Two aether employees near the bottom pull at his pants legs, while the leader unbuttons him. It slides off with ease, leaving him with only his boxers on
No, we're going to keep going until you apologise for real!
>>10697170
I had a dream where i was shooting at Aron, but i didn't hit him so i guess i missed.
>>10697194
Stop making me feel nostalgic, Nonon. Those were really magical days.
Let's all calm down with some soothing collab drawing, yes?
https://awwapp.com/b/ue9l9m9n7/
>>10697194
Ultron was here in the morning though Lady.
>>10697206
Want some?
>>10697207
>She was now eating at a mile a minute, shoving food in her mouth at the same rate she was swallowing it and taking occasional swigs of the apple juice without bothering to pour it in a cup. It was anything but a graceful display.
>>10697091
Fear not, Pieri! Even in the darkest of nights the honor and glory of Nohr shall slice through the darkness! Transmute this bad time into a good time with your own two hands.
>>10697170
I smell a winner next!
>>10697216
Looking back, they had just as much shitposting.
But less drama.
And better people.
>>10697242
O-oh, right.
I rarely go on HG anymore, so it's completely valid that I wouldn't know.
>>10697147
>Anon sits on the couch next to Derpy, stealing a few glances her way and fidgeting with his hands before he works up the courage to speak
Hey Derpy... You know I really like you right?
>Blushing he reaches out his hand and rests it on her leg, leaning a little closer
I mean like... do you want to be my girlfriend?
HG should go and stay go
>>10697290
This.
Let's finish this once and for all.
>>10697208
(Saving reply for the next thread.)
New ERP thread:
>>10697319
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>>10697342
New
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>>10697233
>actually draw something
>it gets scribbled over
Why am I hurt?
I should have known.
>>10697249
>He was left to watch Setsuna devour that stack of waffles at frightening speeds, sweating in the process. What kind of black hole for a stomach did she have?
Err.. would you like a napkin?
>>10693644
Who is the one on the right in shit tier