ITT: Pokemon Are Real. Universe 2. What's your favorite

OCEAN MAN!

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>>10692010
"Um.... nope! Just some stuff from the news about Pokemon liberation and Kyurem and a frozen Unova..."
>He runs a hand through his hair as he thinks
"Do you need a ride to Unova?"
>>10692117
Take me by the hand!

ocean maan

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>>10692117
TAKE ME BY THE HAND

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>>10692079
>Steeldino laps some more up, grumbling.
"Better. Do those humans own you?"

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>>10692166
Lead me to the land,

OCEAN
MAN

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>>10692010
>These pets are adequate
>You have proven your worth
>You die last

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>>10692088
The Battle Pussy

A W A K E N
M Y
O C E A N

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>>10692230
Yea like you've ever challenged that!

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>>10692244
You're right lmao
My mom's too much of a slut to put up a fight

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>>10685910
"...Can you have an androgynous voice?"
>Zygarde grumbles.
"I guess I have to enact personal justice upon all of Johto and Kanto then. The real question is if I start with you or not..."

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>>10692176
"No not currently, why?"

>>10692282
Just jam it in her senpai

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>>10692308
"Do they want to?"
>The Aron steps out of it's corner, squinting toward the door.
"What if they sell you to the armor guys?"

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>>10692351
"I think it's less want me and more wanting me to be safe and not being prone to capture by anybody else and what do you mean armor guys?"

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>>10692374
"I don't buy it. The guys with the armor, you know. Cif-or... They had needles and psychics, I don't like them."

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>>10692318
I've done that multiple times actually
My mom's super into incest

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>>10692289
"Bugsy has one."
>Morty prods the little brow horns as he talks
"Depends on what kinda personal justice we're talking about, doesn't it?"

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>>10692151
"...Kyurem. Great."
>Kira finishes packing the last of his shit.
"I... Suppose, if you would. Tenth street in Castelia I guess."

>>10692226
"Come on, we're going."

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>>10692431
"Cifor? Oh do you mean cipher? Did you escape from them?"

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>>10692431
>Sparklion stops napping and pay attention to things.
>(read: RPer gets back from IRL shit habbening.)
"I do not know these people... The name unsettles me, though. Odd."
>>10692478
"You know of them?"

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>>10692470
>the cat audibly cracks in neck, stretching out
>Gonna kill Kyurem
>Sounds cool

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>>10692500
"Yeah I read about their antics a while back, apparently they can somehow make pokemon evil or something like that."

>>10692456
Sweet. You gonna make yourself a sister?

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>>10692478
"No, the guy in the jacket got me from them."
>>10692500
"They made me feel sick. But, I don't feel as bad anymore. I think."
>>10692515
"Evil?"

>>10692500
nice blogpost
too bad no one cares

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>>10692470
"I don't think Plasma has a Kyurem anymore? I kinda thought Nate had it..."
>Out the door the Sun goes, almost bumping into the (best) psycatte waiting outside
"C'mon Nebby, to Castelia!"
>The lion squints at the coordinates Sun brings up on Google maps, turning around to make the US portal shortly thereafter

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>>10692523
Hopefully I can!
I came deep in her a while back when we were roleplaying as those thundercats from Sinnoh, so fingers crossed it'll be a girl!

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>>10692509
"Alright, come on."

>>10692539
"If they have one I'm kicking it's ass. I'm not dealing with that."
>Kira lets his Bisharp out, handing it a few suitcases, holding the rest of his boxes himself.
"Thank, Sun. I appreciated it."
>The nearest corner gets two taps from his hand before Kira enters the portal.

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>>10692515
"I sincerely hope they are not active here, then."
>>10692524
>Thinking catte.
"That is... I am sorry they did that to you."
"Whatever they did, you don't seem evil to me, just shaken by what you've been through."

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>>10692539
>I don't get to kill an ice dragon
>what the fuck
>this is the worst training ever
>throw a pillow at Sun

>>10692594
>I'm a glorified watchdog
>how is this my life
>I thought we were gonna fight stuff
>This is stupid
>delet humans
>the cat floats behind Kira anyway

>>10692585
Damn. Your mom's kind of a slut.

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>>10692663
>You missed Sun
>The pillow is snatched by Nebby and chucked back at you
>Psychically, of course, since he doesn't have hands
>>10692594
"Do you have something that can take on Kyurem? I heard it was pretty tough!"
>Into the portal they go
>Unless Sun gets a dubsfail or something they arrive in Castelia uninterrupted
"No problem! It's not difficult for Nebby to do this stuff so um... I don't mind!"

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>Nerd: finishing the last tests of the day
>Just one day more
>Evil laugh

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>>10692663
"You'll be getting somewhere that isn't a freezing dirty cave to stay."

>>10692746
"Nnnooo. But I'll... Get a Volcarona or something."
>Kira shrugs.
"Thank you, if you want to stay feel free."
>Kira heads toward the elevator to go unpack in his new house.
>AGAIN>

Hello, /par/.
I need advice, because my friends are being wimps.
How can I get my Pokemon back from a thief? I know what city they're in, but it's out of the Region and the bastard's probably forged paperwork for them.

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>>10692746
>Pomf
>Ow.
>Why is everything horrible.

>>10692789
Mrow.
>Is it a palace?
>The ultimate lifeform deserves a palace
>You better give me a palace

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The vote for whether Kanto and Johto will annex the Sinjoh lands will be today.
All, gym leaders and E4 members are expected to have their vote in by 10PM.
For citizens the polls close at 11PM.

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>>10692722
Oh she totes is dude
Still love her though, she's the best mom ever

>Anon has made it to pallet town with his Riolu
>Rolling for training, only fails on dubsfail

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Morty
Morty
What do I vote for

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>>10692466
"What's that sound like?"
>Zygarde gives a small hiss in return.
"Like... killing everyone?"

>>10692902
Vote no.

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>>10692828
>Best cat bats at Mewtwo's tail
>Good thing his claws aren't out
>>10692789
"I can...?"
>Sun shuffles after him into the elevator, returning La liona to his Pokeball
>Because obviously the 11' at the shoulder cat isn't fitting in any elevator

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>>10692902
You mean to say you haven't decided?
You haven't even been massively occupied with intense training and looking into high-performance diets!
. . . Falkner, what do I vote for?
>>10692961
Really? He may do that, but I'm not going to take orders from some Kalosian Legendary Pokemon! I only take orders from Legendary Pokemon steeped in Kanto-Johto history!

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>>10692828
"Mrow. No, but it's better than a cave. If you help me we might be able to afford a palace."

>>10692973
"Well you said we were friends earlier."
>He presses the button for the second and the elevator goes up.
>After a few moments they hit the second floor and Kira pulls the most amazing balancing act, opening the door with one hand, pushing it open, giving the doorframe two taps and walking in.
"Come on, you two."

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>>10692810
Police?
>>10692848
Shit
Fuck
I forgot about the vote
>>10692902
Uhhh I don't know
I don't know what I'm voting either
I guess I'll check the cards
Later though
>>10692961
"I thought your job was justice, not genocide?"
>It doesn't occur to Morty that the hissing may be related to him messing with Zygarde's horns
>He rubs a horn between his forefinger and thumb

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>>10692961
Okay!

>>10692987
I dunno. The goo snake said to vote no. You know what snakes do to birds?

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>>10692848
I foresee... complications.
My vote is positive.

>>10692987
The annexation of the Sinjohian wasteland by Kanto-Johto, Brick.

>>10693036
(asdf i misclicked kill me)
>>10693034
Tell me if you get that one with the knives and the dead sleeping guy.

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>>10693034
>The snake loosens up, chuckling.
"Eh, assholes deserve to die. You want me to take you back to your gym?"

>>10693036
Good man.

>>10692973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0tcBIDIkDg

>>10693018
>Ugh

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>>10693111
(Drink, also wow that response was really short)

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>>10693036
If you want to vote 'no', go ahead and vote 'no', Falkner. It's your right as an outstanding Gym Leader, and I will respect your decision, whatever it may be.
That said.
DON'T you DARE do it just because some ANGRY KALOSIAN told you to!
This is a KANTO-JOHTO VOTE, for KANTO-JOHTO people! The other Regions can get their noses out of our affairs!
>>10693059
Ah... Hmm.
On the one hand, I see no possible way this could go wrong.
On the other... that would cut into my Training time, and I'm very busy trying to see if Payapa Berries are an effective dietary supplement for bulk...

>>10692524
"Yeah sorta evil like you won't hesitate to kill and stuff though they called it something else."
>>10692608
"Yeah me too."

>>10693034
Forged Trainer data, and he got the Pokeballs.
I can still try, though. Can the police in Unova arrest him if I give a description of the thief and of the Pokemon he stole?
>Phone call time!

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>>10693018
"I know, I'm just... Surprised, I guess?"
>He follows Kira into the apartment, stopping and just standing awkwardly close to the door
>Big catte gets released shortly thereafter, at which point it resumes pestering Mewtwo
>>10693111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0Fq37AdvZ0

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>>10692608
"Oh! Thank you. I don't think I am."

>>10693208
"I guess it was easier to hurt the guy. But I didn't like him. He wanted me to rob someone."

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>>10693226
Uh....
Maybe?
I think they do a thing called "investigating" first
>>10693094
"Sure, let's go. I wanna see if I can curse Bruno with eternally chilly nipples."
>>10693069
No can do, Falkner. My gym is Egyptian themed.

>>10693283
>"My gym"
>That was supposed to be "my deck"
>I zoned out while writing, forgive me for my sins

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>>10693111
"You can have the couch for now. Do you want any food?"

>>10693248
"Why surprised?"
>I'm going to assume the apartment has furniture but no decorations.
>Time to throw paintings and rugs everywhere.

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>>10693094
Sssure.

>>10693163
I don't think the giant talking snake monster has a nationality.

>>10693283
Crap. Thanks anyway Yugi.

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>>10693283
"Tell me if this feels weird."
>Zygarde breaks apart, the cells surrounding Morty and in a flash of green they're sitting in Morty's gym.
>Somewhere in a back room.
>This is probably the closest to vore we're getting right now.

>>10693333
Do you taste like a bird?
Asking for a friend.

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>>10693248
Mrow.

>>10693316
>All of it
>Give it to me
>Now
>Or die

>>10693283
Well, I hope they get my Pokemon back to me soon! I'm really, really missing them!
>Anon: tell the nice Castelia PD officer over the phone about the evil man who brutally stole your Pokemon, and all of the bruises you got trying to fight him off, and how he laughed evilly before fleeing for the big city, thousands of miles away.
>Rolling for Anon to keep their story straight and not accidentally contradict themself.

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>>10693271
"Hmm. This does make sense, though I don't blame you for striking at that man. From what I saw, he was cruel and brutal, and you acted to defend yourself."

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>>10693368
"We'll get a team on that immediately. A few IP agents are in the area, if nothing comes up I suggest contacting one personally."
>Anon gets Suzuya and Kira's routing number!

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>>10693333
That is, er, a point I hadn't considered.
In that case, the best course of action seems to be for me to abstain from the vote.

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>>10693163
I foresee a fruit binging brick hastily running to the bathroom mud training session.

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>>10693333
Master Falkner. As a disciple of the greater flock, I have devoted my life to the pursuit of higher knowledge. It has come to my attention that we roost upon a crossroads. Honorable gym members such as your self shall soon vote to decide the fate of the primitive Sinjoh wastelands. Honorable Falkner, I beseech you, vote yes in the Sinjoh vote! Allow us to bring The light of the highest perch to the frozen lands. With your help, we can transform Sinjoh into a grand sanctuary for all bird-kind!

Please, do what must be done.

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>>10693357
>A paw is slowly raised, Nebby reaching forward...
>... and booping Mewtwo on the snoot
>>10693316
"Most of my friends aren't as nice as you! Gladion and Lillie definitely wouldn't let me near their apartments, and Silver is... Silver."
>Is there a non couch chair around here?
>Because Sun plops in the nearest one available

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>>10692848
I, of course, voted yes.

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>>10693356
....Is this friend just you split in half?

>>10693425
Good luck. Hopefully this goes over without too much of a mess.

>>10693446
...I'm going to get killed no matter what I vote. Have you talked to the giant goo snake?

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>>10693333
Your card is the Two of Pentacles, reversed.
Disorganization and financial disarray.
>>10693494
I've talked to the giant goo snake
I think he has a choking fetish
Watch, he'll even deny it here
>>10693356
".... feels kinda funny. Like your foot falling asleep."
>This is one of Morty's storage rooms
>It's mostly filled with dried plants and crystals
"I don't think the gym aides will care if you're here. To the main room!"

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>>10693357
>Psycat gets 12x Tamato Berries.
"There you go, that's all of it."
>The smugness is palpable.

>>10693447
"...You must have pretty garbage friends if I'm the nicest one you have."
>There's probably a few chairs in the living room.
>Kira hangs up a picture of the Mona Lisa.
>And slaps a rug down on the floor, getting to making sure the furniture is placed perfectly.

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>>10693494
Maaaaybe.
I don't have a choking fetish.

>>10693517
"Well at least you didn't lose any pieces."
>Zygarde follows him out.
"I'll pretend I hate you."

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>>10693447
>Why.

>>10693551
>I will steal 500 mannequin hands and throw them at you
>Angry cat eats the fruit anyway

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>>10693551
"Um... I've only really got you and Silver right now! I haven't seen any of the others in a few months..."
>Awesome
>Living room chair: claimed
>>10693656
>Space cat has no answer for you
>Like every douchebag cat ever, he tries to smack one of the fruits from your hand

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>>10693592
OH GIANT GOO SNAKE, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN THE FROZEN LANDS?

LORD AAABAAAJSS DEMANDS YOU ANSWER FOR YOUR DISRUPTION OF HIS HOLY WORK!

>>10693406
"Thank you, thank you! The thief is about 180cm, wiry, dark close-cropped hair, and was wearing athletic gear! O-oh, and he looks a Kanto-Johto native, so he should stand out there in Unova!"
>Anon looks at the number.
>Intense staring.
>Anon is very tempted to call them now. Rolling for self-control.

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>>10693656
"You seem happy."

>>10693721
"...Who are your other friends?"
>He's sated his OCD for now, taking a seat on the couch.
>Have you read JJL?
>Probably like Kira's house in that.
>If you haven't I'll just get off my ass and actually start writing better.
>...Or edit spoilers out of JJL caps.
>Wait, no, writing better.

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>>10693778
"Understood. We're passing it to our officers now."

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>>10693517
Do you ever have any good news?

>>10693592
So you do have a choking fetish?

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>>10693494
Thank you. Now, I should get back to my workout, Champ's getting r-
>gurgle
Oh, dear.
>Bruno is doomed to never finish his workout.

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>>10693721
>1
>Fruits are safe for now
>The opposing meowmix screeches anyway

>>10693786
>You seem like someone who puts their fingernail clippings in jars and stares at them

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does anyone have games on their phone

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>>10693829
The snake is in my gym and can't eat you right now?
>>10693592
"Only pretend? How sweet."
>I doubt Morty has any challengers at the moment, so he simply takes a seat on the ground
>The area of the gym where he normally stays is a platform raised above a stream that runs throughout the entire gym, two massive candles on each side of the boardwalk connecting it to the rest of the gym.
"Try not to fall into the stream, the frillish are very grope-y."
>>10693948
Yes
I downloaded a ghostbusters game for shits and giggles

>>10693948
(Not sure if IC or?)

>>10693948
I have that final fantasy one on mine.
it's.. alright.

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>>10693786
"Gladion, Lillie, and Hau! I'm sure they're just busy or something, I don't mind..."
>He definitely minds
>I haven't read JJL, but I know what the room looks like
>Jiji beat you to it and edited a JJL cap
>>10693867
>Biggest meowmix ignores your complaints and makes another attempt at touching your food

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>>10693745
Because I can.

>>10693829
Only for mortals that piss me off.

>>10693989
"I'll let you figure out whether I really do."
>The Zysnake curls up, flicking it's tail just above the water.
"Is anyone going to wonder why you're hiding a god in your gym?"

>>10693810
"Stay safe, I think he's really dangerous!"
>Anon hangs up.
>Psyching up to eventually call the IP.
>It's time to get back the Pokemon Anon deserves.

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>Nerd: about to get home, with surprises

>>10693948
You know that pokemon figurine game, the one that inspired some ultrarich weirdos to go and take over multiple hotels in an island off South Kalos?
That one.

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>>10693867
"I mean, you aren't wrong."
>Psycat gets another pet, thankfully he doesn't wear gloves at home.

>>10694014
"...Maybe you should call them up and talk to them."
>Kira shrugs, turning the TV on to cartoons.
>Tell Jiji I said thanks.

>>10694065
>Ready when you are.
>I mean OOC, IC Kira is gonna cry.

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>>10693829
My lord, the goo snake send his regards. He says he desecrates our Lord "because he can"

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>>10693989
We live half an hour away from eachother.

>>10694031
You really don't want to eat me. I taste horrible.

>>10694130
I mean. He can turn into a gundam.

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>>10694014
>The food has been touched
>This cannot stand
>Pounce on opposing cat

>>10694096
>Why are you like this.

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>>10694031
"So tsundere, Zygarde-chan."
>Morty chuckles, shuffling the Tarot deck a few times and setting them out in a Star Guide spread
"They'll probably chalk it up to "Morty being weird again". That's what they do most of the time."
>>10694234
But Hayato-kun
That's thirty minutes of notice in advance to try and make yourself as horrible tasting as possible
And you probably taste like chicken, don't lie

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>>10694234
I think I do.

>>10694396
"Do I need to strangle you again, Matsuba-chan?"
>The zysnake flicks it's tongue out, watching Morty.
"...Why can't you tell them the pokephilia is for catching ghosts?"

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>>10694265
>Opposing cat doesn't really seem to be bothered by the shorty cat on it
>It just goes to roll over onto its back
>There's a potential for squishing here
>>10694096
"I could but um... I don't wanna be a bother or anything..."
>Sun's more interested in the cat fight than the cartoons at the moment
>Regardless, he still fidgets like a motherfucker, consistently drumming his fingers against his knee and bouncing a leg

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>>10694396
It doesn't need to know how I taste at all.

>>10694489
No you don't! Shoo. Get. Go eat a baby or something.

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>>10694265
"Why not?"

>>10694501
>Kira shrugs.
"Your loss I suppose... My gain?"
>Kira turns his attention to the cats.
"Does your Nebby normally act like that?"

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>>10694501
>Classic Cat manages to avoid being squished
>It continues to pap wildly at the larger psychic cat
>This is horribly ineffective

>>10694566
>You are the reason humans need to die.

>>10693391
"Yeah that guy was a douche"
-sylvie not doing very well today

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>>10694489
"Choking me in my own gym? Exhibitionist, much?"
>He hums as he looks over the cards
>Welp, the cards said that annexing Sinjoh was a good idea
" "Yes, Surge, I screwed Zygarde because it was necessary to catch a ghost". I'm not sure that'll go well. As it is I can only barely get away with public nudity under the ghost hunting excuse due to it being ingrained in Johto tradition. Pokephilia, however, isn't."
>>10694534
... do you think sacrificing a virgin bird man will work to bring back the purest bird?

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>>10692088
don't know anything bout em!


How is everyone doing today?

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>>10694534
...You're pretty small.
Can I eat you?

>>10694763
"Maybe... Maybe not."
>Zygarde flops on the floor, watching.
"Well then you make pokephilia a tradition. Yes, a virgin bird would bring the purest bird back."

>>10694845
Bored. You?

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>>10694709
>Nebby 4x resists Psychic, good luck with that M2
>The larger Psycatte counter with a single pap to the top of Mewtwo's head
>>10694566
"Yeah, he's basically a normal cat... Who still thinks he's a puff ball. It's really weird, he's scared of mirrors because he thinks the big cat thing in the mirror will eat him."
>Sun offers a simple shrug to accompany his explanation

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>>10694845
I am doing fair, how are you little vulpix?

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>>10694763
Don't encourage this.

>>10694857
You don't want to eat me. I'm uh.Not a virgin.
>pokerface
And I don't even have any birds.

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>>10694709
>Sip.
"You aren't wrong."

"... That really is weird. Have you had him talk with someone?"
>Kira doesn't move from the couch, shifting to look through the bag next to him.

>>10694864
>>10694952
(How the hell did I not give a you?)

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>>10694857
I'm also bored. I am on break so i thought i would post a bit.

what do you eat even?

>>10694904
I am a bit cold but other than that i'm good! how about you?

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>>10694864
>Violent Meowing
>You have invoked the dark wrath
>Do a flip and nip the pew

>>10694952
>Where's the ice dragon.
>I thought we were killing an ice dragon.
>You're useless.
>And that hat is stupid.

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>>10694919
Bullshit you aren't a virgin
You got flustered from a hug
>>10694857
"How do you expect me to make Pokephilia a tradition? Time travel?"
>Morty leans forward, booping Zygarde's snout lightly
"Just gotta keep it a secret for now."
>And then he leans back, squinting at the cards before him.
"The cards say that annexing Sinjoh would be an amazing idea. What do you think?"

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>>10695000
I took a nap and woke up so as good as I can be with our little guest he re.

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>>10694845
I'm doing ok,
I wish I had more people to play with though...

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>>10694919
Are you sure? Really sure?

>>10695061
"I'm joking."
>The zysnake flicks its tongue in reply to the boop.
"It might be easy but I don't expect Sinnoh to take kindly to it. Consider getting Sinnoh officially in your union instead of using old trade laws."

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>>10695014
>The pew has been nipped
>It bares its teeth and goes for a counter nip to the scruff
>>10694952
"Um... Nope. I don't really know anybody that does Pokemon therapy. I think um... I think it's because his evolution was kinda forced?"
>The bag is side-eyed by Sun
"He hates a lot of things. Bags, red dot lasers, blonde girls..."

>>10695000
(I need to go punch myself in the face, what the fuck is with me.)
I don't need to eat, eating is just an enjoyable act to me.
-Zygarde, master of fuckups

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>>10695061
SHUT

>>10695132
PROBABLY.

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>>10695014
"Later. We're on break, ass."
>Kira squints at the cat.
"My hat is awesome."

>>10695148
"Unova has some good ones. I can see why that would cause an abnormality."
>Kira immediately shoves the bag under the couch.
"It can wait, then. Is there anything else I need to know about?"

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>>10695132
"So.... Vote no, wait until something is done with Sinnoh. Got it."
>He picks the cards back up, humming thoughtfully as he adds them back into the deck and shuffles again
"I'm not sure how well we'd do in a war vs Sinnoh anyway."
>>10695202
Are you going to make me, Hayato-chan?

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>>10695148
ROW
>m2 doesn't really have a scruff that can be accessed like that
>he has a big fleshy neck tube
>which is now being bit by a lion
>Psyshock something
>Don't even care if it's the Nebby, just hit the nearest solid object

>>10695215
>Cat is too busy screaming to respond
>But it still thinks the hat is stupid

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>>10695202
Hayato-kun, are you going to make me work for my dinner?

>>10695304
"I'm only the concept of order brought into tangible form. You don't have to listen to me."
>Zygarde flicks it's tongue out, slithering closer to Morty.
"Are you going to predict how it would go?"

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>>10695215
"Not really, he's just a cat. He gets kinda mean when he's mad though..."
>He winces a bit watching the screaming Mewtwo
"... like that. Mewtwo will probably be fine but um... I can have Nebby stop, if you want?"
>>10695317
>Nebby is the nearest solid object, dork
>The cat gets the shock...
>And doesn't even blink
252 SpA Life Orb Mewtwo Psyshock vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Solgaleo: 22-27 (5.3 - 6.5%) -- possibly the worst move ever
>The Solgaleo shakes Mewtwo a bit

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>>10695304
Please don't get me killed. My dad's gym is very important.

>>10695379
Eat Morty. He wants to be a ghost. I've got birds to take care of. Just stay on that side of the forest.

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>>10695317
"Oh my god."

>>10695439
"If you would, please. I don't want to explain this if I get a noise complaint."

>>10692878
>Training went well, and Allie the Riolu is now level 7!
Pallet Town pokemon are so much weaker, we can actually handle them!

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>>10695439
>floppy cat noodle
>how did this happen
>didn't mewtwo used to be a dangerous creature at one point
>this is depressing

>>10695500
>the screaming may never stop
>It sounds half way between human and bestial
>and totally annoying

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>>10695462
But Hayato-chan, I actually wanted to hear on how you planned on shutting me up.
>>10695379
"I could."
>He shuffles the deck again, laying them out in the same spread as before.
"The Star Guide spread is used to ask a specific question - in this case it'll be about the outcome of a war with Sinnoh."

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>>10695462
Just five minutes in my stomach, Hayato-kun~?

>>10695632
>The zysnake watches in curiosity.
"Well? I'm curious how it's going to go."

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>>10695500
"Normally I would just kinda... Throw catnip... But they're both cats so um.... That'd make it worse, so I'll just kinda..."
>With a flash of light Nebby is gone, returned to his Pokeball
"Sorry about that..."
>>10695581
>Thankfully Nebby was laying on the floor, otherwise that would be a 13' drop to the ground

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I WANT TO FUCK A GUNDAM

>>10695555
>For some inexplicable reason, anon's dex was glitching, and somehow Allie didn't gain any experience yet, reverting to level 5

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>>10695063
Who is your guest? sounds nice to have some friends!

>>10695122
I know the feel....

>>10695169
Why do you like to eat then?

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>>10695581
"You're sad."
>Kira flicks a Tamato Berry a the cat.

>>10695691
"Thank you, Sun."
>The sunchild gets a pat on the head before Kira goes back to rifling through his bags.
"You know if you want to go you don't have to stay."

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>>10695632
I will hit you with my skarmory.

>>10695677
For what purpose.

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>>10695691
>flop
>down goes a cat
>sadest cat
>he used to be respected and feared
>now he's a chew toy
>cat wants to die

>>10695786
>Yes.

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>>10695677
>The first card is turned upwards, revealing the Two of Pentacles
"The first card always refers to the current situation. The Two of Pentacles denotes balance and adaptability."
>Up goes the second card, revealing The Tower.
"The second card is the cause of conflicts and obstacles. The Tower denotes disaster, upheaval, and sudden change."
>The third card, already flipped up before Morty gets to it.
"The third card reveals the changes needed to face these challenges. A card already flipped up such as this is a card who's meaning is reversed... For The Hierophant this would change the meaning to 'restriction' and 'challenging an existing order'."
>Fourth card - the Queen of Chalices
"The fourth card shows where the strengths lie. Queen of Chalices... emotional security, calm, and compassion."
>Fifth card - The Sun
"The fifth card shows other obstacles in the situation. The Sun denotes vitality and success, or a there lack of in this situation. "
>The final card is the Knight of Swords
"... and the sixth card denotes the final outcome. The Knight of Swords refers to charging into a situation without regards for the consequences."
>Morty huffs, squinting at the cards.
"So... It would go badly."
>>10695793
That's it?

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>>10695793
I wouldn't digest you. Just keep you there for a few hours. Maybe months.

>>10695912
"Just as I thought. Unless Kanto and Johto come across hidden weapons or Hoenn pledges to help you'd get put down."
>The snake pats Morty with it's tail.
"To be truthful I wasn't expecting much different."

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>>10695860
"I think Nebby broke it..."
>>10695786
"Oh, I know... I like hanging around you! Just uh.... Not sure what to do?"
>Snoop mode activate
>Sun attempts to sneak a peek at the bag's contents

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>>10695745
A feisty aron is starting with us temporarily

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>>10695860
"Get uuuup. Fine, you forced my hand."

>>10696014
"Well... I guess I don't have much to do besides try and get leads on Ghetsis. If you don't like living you can come with me on that."
>Inside the bag are several medical books, medical supplies, you can't catch the rest before Kira pulls out a clockwork toy tank.
"It's, uh, something I made in college."
>He winds it up and puts it on the ground, it chugs toward Mewtwo making loud clicks.

>>10696105
>The sound of the main door opening

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>>10695912
It's a metal raptor made of claws and dying.

>>10695985
>this is too lewd for the bird person
>audible squawking all the way to Goldenrod
Please do not.

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>>10696130
>Run over to the door and sit with tail wagging

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>>10696014
>Your hat is stupid
>I hope you step on a lego

>>10696125
>psy-throw the tank at Kira

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>>10695985
"Oh, neither was I."
>Morty toys with the frilly bits on the end of the tail
"It's better than what I got reading a Kanto/Johto vs Unova war. That one said the end result would be "regret and isolation" on the part of Kanto."
>>10696157
Yes? Your point? Your bird vs my Gengar, let's see how it goes.

>>10696125
>Ring, ring.
>Phone for you.

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>>10696157
If you really want to be digested I can do that. You will become one with Earth again.

>>10696230
>Zygarde glances toward Morty.
"Unova is a hell of a power house. I wouldn't expect much else."

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>>10696170
>Click
>Open
"Hey"
>The nerd is carrying a big and visibly heavy bag

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>>10696230
Please don't bully my birds.

>>10696290
Can we go back to the not digesting thing?

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>>10696196
"Wow, you're a rude cat. Hey, wanna make a bet?"
>Sun flashes a grin at the cat
"I bet my hat that you can't even beat my Solrock!"
>>10696125
"Um... I guess I can help! I'm not sure exactly how helpful I would be though."
>You've probably caught more of Sun's attention with the toy than you have Mewtwo's
"Oh, neat! What's it do?"

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>>10696105
Is it nice? Arons are super annoying in my experience.

>>10696290
you should digest him.

>>10696325
>Knock, knock, knock.
>It sounds like a dork.

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>>10696196
"Ow."
>Kira grumbles.

>>10696260
>Click.
"This is Yoshikage Kira, Class 1 International Affairs Agent, currently in Unova. How may I help you?"

>>10696398
"Well you have a cat that can make portals. That's infinitely useful."
>The metal tank is handed over to Sun.
"The shell opens and you can hide things in it."
>Kira flips the latch, opening to show that it has a single pokeball inside right now.

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>>10696290
"Yeah, definitely. Anything else you want me to predict while the cards are still out?"
>>10696347
The only bird I'm bullying here is you, Hayato-chan. Or should I call you Cherry-chan now?

>>10696398
(ITS A TRAP)

>>10696464
>The call is from a hysterical-sounding lady.
"OHmygods, pleasehelpme, my Pokemon were stolen and taken to Unova and the thief's going to do horrible things to them and I miss them so much oh gods please don't let him!!!"

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>>10696347
So you do want to be in my stomach for the rest of your life?

>>10696435
I may.

>>10696487
>The snake moves in closer, flicking against Morty's neck.
"...If Falkner is going to end up eaten?"

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>>10696398
>Go away human
>I was once meta
>I was once "ooh peeeh"
>No one loves you
>They just love your applications as a tool

>>10696464
>Your tank is stupid like your hat

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>>10696325
"Do you need any help?"

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>Quincy left the town late last night, after eventually deciding to take the Absol with him with his team
>Now they're camped under the stars, and having that long, long talk Oahkeeper wanted.
"So, Oathkeeper, what's up."

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>>10696446
>The door was closed for all of 10 seconds
"Coincidence? I say maybe?

>>10696545
(Woosp, forgot to update)
>>10696534
"Maybe? Scrap metal is heavy"

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>>10696487
Why are we friends.

>>10696435
DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM

>>10696527
Wait that's not what I said.

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>>10696545
>The soccerdork shows up!
"Hey there. I was doing some odd jobs with Rey, what did I miss?"

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>>10696491
(What's a trap, anon? Sheer Heart Attack?)
>>10696464
"Oh. Yeah, I guess so!"
>He prods the Pokeball a couple of times
"So... What's in the Pokeball?"
>>10696529
>Ouch, that hurts
>The smile doesn't falter, however
"If you're so good then it should be easy for you to beat a Pokemon that everyone thinks sucks!"

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>>10696522
"Miss, I'm going to need you to speak slowly and concisely. Who is the thief and what have they stolen?"
>Kira pulls out a notepad, wondering why this got called over to him.

>>10696529
>Psycat gets a middle finger.

>>10696653
>Kira chuckles.
"A Voltorb. I suggest not letting it out."

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>>10696544
>so this is it
>the moment of revelation
>how does one tell their boss that they slaughtered thousands of innocents being their back
>the answer is slowly
"Boss, I need to level with ya. Every since that massage things have been.. wierd"
>Oathkeeper motions with its chain towards Oblivion, who takes this as a slight and snakes the chain away in a burst of dark energy
"I wanted to hold off from letting the team know, until I got this situation under control. Too late now"
>With that the brighter Key lets out a sad jingle of its chain. The resulting chime slowly fading into silence..

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>>10696527
>He tilts his head to the side, leaving a large portion of his neck exposed
"The cards don't work like that but... "
>Morty pauses, closing his eyes and thinking for a moment
"Yeeees...? At some point within the next three weeks, anyway. My visions are vague, however, so he might just get eaten out instead."
>>10696575
Because you find me amusing?
And warm hugs.

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>>10696583
"You missed a nerd trawling the docks for a scrapper, either way not much, just arrived"

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>>10696653
>This is blatantly some form of trap
>The only non-psychic move I could use is Aura Sphere, which will be resisted by the psychic rocks
>I have no access TMs or HMs, unlike you
>You clearly just want to hit me with a rock to embarrass me
>You are a horrible person, even by human standards

>>10696687
Mrow.

>>10696687
>The lady does not calm down very much.
"T-the thief stole my Pokemon, my precious Pokemon! I-I need them baaack, I miss them so much... H-he's about 180cm, I think, and has a slim build. He's Kantonian, too, l-like me, I could hear his accent!"
>She takes a moment to hyperventilate.
"I... I think it was my brother... ohgodsohgods he'll do horrible things to them I know what he thinks about Pokemon, P-Please stop him!"

>>10696653
>>10696775
(The Cats fight for hat. There's a trap about that)

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>>10696575
It is though.

>>10696751
"Ah, I wouldn't know."
>The snake boops it's mouth against Morty's neck, rubbing the smooth side of it's fangs against his neck.
"I suppose I'm going to have to eat you too to keep him company."
>Why is my snake obsessed with vore now.

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>>10696770
>The soccerdork nods.
"I grabbed a spare coffee tin, and got some decent money. Good day, all told."
>Thinking
"So... let's talk about our friends here, and the possibility of a move."

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>>10696775
"I don't need to hit you with a rock to embarrass you, you're already doing a good enough job of that by yourself!"
>>10696819
(Yeah, the trap is that Mewtwo isn't strong enough to beat his Solrock. Sun just wants to smack Mewtwo with the rock to embarrass him.)
>>10696687
"Oh...."
>Sun slowly closes the shell
"Yeah, that would be bad... what's the call about?"

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>>10696751
I mean. Fair enough.

>>10696844
>I have no idea why that snake obsessed with vore
>All I have are these frightened birb sounds
Wait no I mean.
Hold on.
Compared to dying yes, that's the better option.

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>>10696775
"Ass."

>>10696814
"Slim, 180cm, Kantoinese."
>Kira pauses a moment, taking down notes.
"Does he have dark hair? If you can give me his name, ID or the name of the pokemon it would make my job easier."

>>10696894
>Kira chuckles, stowing it back in his bag.
"Stolen pokemon report. I'm not sure why this requires my attention but it's easier than Aether conspiracies."

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>>10696894
>Everyone will abandon you.
>The world is a horrible place full of horrible people
>Some day you'll be rendered worthless too
>Fickle metagame

>>10696929
>Yes.

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>>10696568
>Try and help the nerd carry the scrap metal inside
"This for our guest?"

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>>10696871
"Guess nobody is going hungry, at least for a while"
"Yeah, we should. I have been setting up a few things at work to make any future moves less disruptive"

>>10696967
(Dying internally)
>>10696950
"Yeah, plus a few pure aluminum bars as treats"

>>10696929
"H-his name?"
>Deep breath.
"It's Kayama, Mr. Frank Kayama, he stole my Raichu f-from me an he's a Pokephile and he's going to rape it if he hasn't already and my poor lion too ohgodpleasestophim!"
>Hyperventilation resumes

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>>10696900
You're just digging your hole deeper, Cherry-chan.
>>10696844
>It's the eventual fate of all snake characters
"Am I getting digested or no? I may be fond of pain and general roughness, but actual digestion is a bit far."
>A hand traces the scaling of Zygarde's jaw
"You don't have venom, do you?"

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>>10696967
>>10696989
>Happy chittering and attempts at helping with the metal haul!
>>10696950
"Sweet! Like, this'll be great!"

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>>10696942
>That got him - the champion winces
"What do you know about the world? You just stayed in a cave forever!"
>>10696929
"That's weird, I thought stolen Pokemon was a thing the police went after..."

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>>10696728
"...It was the polishing that did it?"
>Very confused edgelord noises

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>>10696900
...So you do want me to eat you.
Forever?

>>10697025
>True, have to get back to mecha before I vore everyone.
"Mmm... Falkner doesn't want it so I don't think you will."
>Zygarde flicks its tongue against his neck.
"Care to find out?"

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>>10696527
Awesome!

>>10696575
Why not? sound like cool to me.

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>>10696942
"...Are you just going to sit there?"

>>10697016
>Kira updates the notepad, reading it back out.
"Slim, 180cm, Kantoinese, Frank Kayama, currently with a Raichu and a lion, what lion is this for the record? Are there any details of the pokemon I should know? Defining scars or... Anything?"

>>10697088
>He shrugs.
"Maybe the police had trouble. Sometimes they recommend International agents if they're having trouble."

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>>10697088
>I was born in a test tube
>My earliest memories involve seven inch needles and being forced to kill animals
>Everyone abandoned me
>I was made as a biological weapon
>I can't even do that anymore
>I think I have more experience on this matter than you.

>>10697172
>You have a sulking psychic cat laying on your lap
>Have fun with that
>"Yes."

>>10697172
"T-They were rescues, I know the R-Raichu has a few scars, a-and the..."
>Short pause, no sounds of sobbing or hyperventilation.
>"The Luxray has a n-notch on his ear, and I think the Breeders put tattoos on them. He's really, really dangerous, please don't let him have a chance to do anything crazy, p-please!"

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>>10697025
You're not helping!

>>10697125
Neither are you!

>>10697109
>It's too late
>You're the designated vore monster now
>you only have yourself to blame
WHEN DID I SAY THAT

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>>10697108
"Well.. sorta... Think of it less as "the polishing made it happen" and more like "the polishing allowed it to happen." Ya see boss... Doublde are normally a species of dual souls. Most of my kind are two spirits coinhabiting a single form. My situation is, or I suppose was... rather unusual, I had managed to hold off all would be roommates after my evolution. Every since I evolved I have had to content with free floating spirits looking for easy ride in my paired blade. My guess is, this little bugger.."
>Oath emphasizes this with a rather pointed shake of its chain at its other half.
"Got in while I was out of it from the last polishing session. So yea, in a way I suppose this whole ordeal started then."

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>>10697109
desu i'd let you eat me right now...

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>>10697198
"You don't know about the world, you know about a specific group of people! That's not the same!"
>>10697172
"So... All the time?"
>Sun side-eyes Mewtwo, pointedly avoiding looking at the cat
"Kira your cat is mean..."

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>>10697294
"That... okay, I guess, so, uh, other soul, do you have a name?"
(Were you planning on having two players this time around or did you want to keep playing Oathkeeper and Oblivion)

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>>10697198
>Kira pets the psycat.
"We have a mission coming up."

>>10697248
>Notes updated!
"I think that'll be all. I'll be in contact if anything further comes up. Mrs...?"

>>10697301
"Basically."
>Kira side eyes the cat.
"You want me to hit him?"

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>>10697278
Cheeerrrry-chan, I can't help you over the Internet
>>10697109
>Morty's breath hitches sharply
"Hmmmm... Go ahead, if you can think of a way to explain it to the gym aides."

>>10697352
(Shit.. I was totally being greedy wasn't I, I had Bliv pretty mapped out in my head, and to be honest I've been playing them for a while. So.. both I guess?)

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>>10697301
>I know enough
>Humans exist only to destroy
>Everyone you love will abandon you once you stop being useful
>Silver is using you. Kira doesn't care about you. Your parents are gone. Your sister...
>Why does your sister have a long bow?
>That seems impractical

>>10697362
>Do not hit me.

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>>10697125
Thank you.

>>10697278
>Amazing.
You implied it.
When are we meeting?

>>10697371
>Zygarde gives Morty a shallow bite, barely sinking the fangs in before he pulls off.
"Mmm. I was bluffing, no poison."
>The snake licks the blood that comes out.
"Maybe.

>>10697362
"Carmen, m-my name's Carmen..."
"Please, just get them b-back..."
>She stops crying, and takes a few deep breaths.
"Thank you~."
>Click!

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>>10697042
>Stuff put away, kitchen in order, coffee in the making
"Rey? Can I make you a question about the dreams thing?"

feels bad to be ignore D:

I cri

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>>10697446
>Rey scurries over to the nerd and nods.
>He tilts his head a bit.

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>>10697371
You can stop making it worse!

>>10697405
>Yes I am
>Thanks for noticing
I'm on the other side of the forest. It's really inconvenient. You should just stay there.

>>10697295
>eat the weasel

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>>10697362
"No, not really... I don't think that'd really be right? Maybe just kinda... Spray him with a squirt bottle?"
>>10697402
>You mentioned his mom, you monster
>It takes him several seconds of silence to compose himself enough to give Mewtwo a smile and a response
"I get it, no one actually likes me. You can stop anytime now!"

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>>10697402
"I'll hit you if you keep acting like a five year old."

>>10697421
>Kira pockets the phone, taking down a few notes.
>Carmen Kayama(?): Untrustworthy?
>Either way, he calls up the local centers to get a Frank Kayama looked up.
>Am I rolling for success?

>>10697562
>Kira notes the reaction.
"On it."

>>10697402
"I'm going to ask you to stop before I turn you into the first legendary gutted by a human."

>>10697582
>Ding! One Frank Kayama visited a Pokecenter in Virbank yesterday with an Eevee.
>It would be pretty easy to get his Trainer records, too.

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>>10697352
>Oath suddenly flies off, chasing down his other half, who has been doing doughnuts in the night sky out of boredom
>After a suprisingly expressive aerobatic debate Oath begins to fly back to his boss, with his soul-mate in tow
>as they close in, Quincy can start to make out their speech..
"Why the fuck should I have to introduce myself to him, I'm the one who saved his ass!"
"You didn't do shit Bliv, and even if you did, it would be saving him from you anyways."

"Still don't see why I should have to bow down to your little "boss""

"Because he is the Boss, and if you want to go anywhere in this team, you are going to have to get used to that."
>As the keys complete their approach, Oath suddenly stops and loops around behind the other key, and behins to push them forward
"Hey boss, this is (grunt) Oblivion!"
>"Oblivion does not seem happy at being shoved around and is trying to slip past his assailant
"Say (clang) HI (clang) Oblivion"
>Oath clearly can't keep this fiasco up for long. If Quincy plans to address his "new" blade, he had best do it now

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>>10697562
Mrow.

>>10697582
>He started it.
>Am I even a legendary anymore?
>I haven't been relevant in 20 years
>It's horrible to be alive

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>>10697518
"Here's the issue, you clearly seem to remember me in your dreams, but the opposite, well, is not true."
"Between that and other odd tells, it's time to ask you what you knew about me"

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>>10697405
>You manage to draw a light gasp and a groan from Morty
"Weeeelll. You still have to explain to the gym aides why you're chomping on my neck."
>>10697535
Worse?
Worse would be me offering to shadow sneak Zygarde into your bedroom.

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>>10697640
>Quincy pinches the bridge of his nose
"Hello Oblivion, I guess you're part of the team now, so if Oathkeeper hasn't already told you the ground rules, I'll list them off now."
>He holds up three fingers
"Three rules."
>He switches to just holding up one finger
"Rule one: don't try to kill anyone on the team, that includes me."
>Two fingers
"Rule two: training, every day, even when we're traveling."
>And three fingers again
"Rule three: don't hold back, ever."

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>>10697647
>And now he makes a point of completely ignoring the cat
>>10697582
"Thanks, Kira."
>The champ runs a hand through his hair several times before returning to drumming his fingers against his leg
"So... What's on tv?"

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>>10697535
>Are we flirting OOC now.
>Hey bb what you wearing
I can move to meet you if you wish~.

>>10697677
>Zygarde slithers across his lap.
"Mmm... Noooo. I'm going to sleep for a bit."
>Zysnake snugs the ghoststoner, snoozing for a bit.
>OOC if you wanna do anything go for it, I'm taking a break from Zygarde for a bit. Don't wait up for me.

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>>10697677
Please do not. I am pure. I want to keep it that way. I just polished the railings.

>>10697807
>I'm wearing self loathing
I wish to not die.

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>>10697626
"Guess I'm going to Virbank."
>Check the records while I have time.

>>10697647
"If you start fights with our friends I'm going to make the experiments Rocket did to you look like a twelve year old playing doctor."

>>10697804
"No problem."
>He looks at the TV, taking notes down.
"Uh, just stuff about the Kanto vote. Do you have time to go to Virbank if this lead doesn't give anything?"

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>>10697804
>Go ahead and ignore me
>Everyone else does

>>10697868
>Your friends.
>I don't have friends
>I'm not speshul enough apparently
>He's the one that was trying to kill me with a rock

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>>10697708
>Oblivion suddenly stops his struggling, and appears to pause and think..
"You know Oath, you could have just told me your Boss wasn't a softie."
>Oathkeeper recoils viably as this
"You mean all this nonsense about never taking orders from the Boss.. was all because you thought he was weak?!"
>Oblivion ignores his fellow key's outburst and floats slowly up to Quincy, until his hilt is head level
"Hey Boss. Names Oblivion. I'm just here to get stronger than the punks from back home.. As long as you run your ship how you say you do, you can count me in."
>Oblivion gives off this unbearably smug aura, as if it believes the universe exists just to allow it to show off..
>But that could also be the soul overflow talking

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>>10697855
Polished the railings?
Wink wink??
>>10697807
"Well, goodnight then. I'll try to keep Gengar from snacking on your dreams."
>Morty wraps an arm around the snake and returns to shitposting Falkner
>Alright, thanks for the heads up
>I'll just have him bug Falkner until Falkner stops replying and then go focus on another character for a while

>>10697807
pls no drop

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>>10697912
"Good to know you have my back. Maybe with two souls, you guys will be stronger, faster, won't get left behind again. Speaking of that, how was the trip?"

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>>10697868
"Um... Yeah, sure! I'm not really doing anything so... Nothing but time!"
>>10697901
>No response
>Unless you count those several extra blinks and increased pace in his tapping to be a response

>>10693391
[spoiler] I have that exact same plush,
it's super cuddly [/spoiler]

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>>10697943
I'm going to pet my birds. Please don't molest me with a snake.

>>10698111
>THE BIRDS HATE YOU

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>>10698111
Zygarde is asleep so no snake for you
Unless you mean ""snake"" which...
No, I wouldn't do that

>>10697868
>Info acquired!
>Frank "Frankie" Kayama, Age 24. 181cm, 70kg. Brown hair, brown eyes,
>He has three Pokemon registered to him: An Alolan Raichu, a Luxray, and an Eevee.
>He's a Kantonian citizen, and it looks like he only recently moved out of the Region.

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>>10698150
I know.

>>10698160
I'm saving myself for marriage please do not.

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>>10697652
>Rey fidgets.
>"Uh, like... 'Chu and me were really close, even though 'chu weren't my Trainer... I remember a lot of, like, dangerous stuff, and I remember Virbank after that... and, like... us being a thing?"

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>>10697901
"You forget that you're my friend. Come on, get up. We're going to look for clues."

>>10698068
>Sun gets two taps to the shoulder.
"Thank you. Virbank, if you would."
>Kira grabs his bag, slinging it on.

>>10698189
"Hm, matches the bill. I'm not sure why a thief would register the pokemon to himself... I guess I'll see if I can get a location for where he lives now, hopefully from the center."

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>>10698213
Don't what?
I already said I wasn't going to do anything
At most you get a hug

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>>10698047
>well here we go
"Yea Boss.. about the trip.. did you know that Doublade live off soul energy? That is to say the life force of the living or recently living . Normally I can get by just "filter feeding" energy from newly departed souls around me, but I sort of ran into an issue on the flight. Turns out that not many things did at cruising altitudes... who knew. So I kinda ran out of "gas as it where and couldn't fly very well."
>Nervous keys are nervous
>unfinished_story.png

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>>10698245
>We're not friends
>This is a professional arrangement
>What am I looking for