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HG thread. my edition.
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Thanks!
>>10672330
Another person attempts to get the skeleton goat guy man something something naked, and fails, again.
Shota is angry at his friend's castle and decides to take it as his own! or is that a her?
>>10672343
Uh...Uh... HEY LOOK A SUCKER!
moving on, Mouse AIN'T HAVING NONE OF THAT SHIT, even if she helped get a coconut for Vinny.
Shima that better not be a dick.
JOHAN NO! NOT THE BABES! KILL THE OLD GUY ALONE!
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>>10672399
I-It was a typo! I really like them, thank you very much. I didn't know it was you. Thank you again and I hope you have a sweet day with a lot of cake. I don't know you name though, mine's Karen.
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>>10672471
I'm Rick Grimes. Welcome to Alexandria. I mean we're not there, but that's what I'd say if we were.
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ENGLAND IS MY CITY
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>>10672330
Exotic times make for...equally-exotic measures.
>>10672469
I never learned how to swim...
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>>10672469
Oh really now, Bathtub guy, REAAALLY?
Okay maybe things are lewd here.
OKAY NOW THAT CROSSED A LINE, THE FUCK KNUCKLES, DO WE NEED TO MAKE ANOTHER SAND-JAIL FOR YOU?
Munechika is already making the foundation of it!
AND MORE SANDY TATS!
Oh shush you "shota"
A meal.
Another two sets of BOMBA-BOBS!
and another fucking small dull sand dome.
Gonna update this code once I'm done.
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>>10672498
I'M NOT FROM COMPTON
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>>10672471
your*
>>10672488
Thank you for welcoming to Alexandria as if we were there and for the figures again. Maybe... You have no idea how much I like them but I guess you have somewhat a clue right now. Have a good day, Mr.Rick.
>>10672513
I would never get frisky with someone like him! He's... He's not even human, just look at him! His skin or fur or whatever he has covering his body is red. He must be one of Mr.Bones' friends.
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>>10672458
>Shy bends over and squints to read the man's nametag. It indeed says "Parker" on it, but she's not sure if that's his first name or last name since it works both ways. Leaning back, Shy goes with her gut to decide. She hopes she's right, otherwise, this is going to be embarrassing. But what isn't for her?
W-Well Mr. Parker, ummm...y-you can call me Miss Shy.
>She smiles softly.
P-Pleased to meet you.
>>10672469
W-W-Wait, no, please stop! I-I didn't mean to, it was an accident! I-I dropped it on my way to the garbage bin, and-and-and...!
>event.txt
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>>10672513
Oh another bikini contest BUT THIS TIME IT'S FOR THE VOLCANO! AND THE SKELETA- Okay I don't care if the person was killed, but REALLY? THE FUCKING SKELETON WON!?
Oh and the mask seller adds another to the collection.
that's all folks. this one is pretty boring too.
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>>10672405
Why don't you feel good?
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guys rin won't stop asking my dick size
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>hoshi dips when I ask for birthday (You)'s
I-i literally did it when I saw him too to try and get one from the coolest kat in hg. wowee.
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>>10672559
You wanted...this? Why? Erhm...here you are?
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>>10672546
Well pleased to meet you too Ms. Shy. Parker isn't my last name though, my full name is Parker Dinkleman.
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>coolest kat isn't me
kys rack
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>>10672532
Holy shit, I didn't take you for a skeleton hater, I bet you like to put drugs in their pockets so that you can beat them and get away with it.
YOU DISGUST ME!
>>10672559
Wait excuse me? am I reading this right? OH YES! THE RACIST KNOWN AS KAREN GETS FRISKY WITH ANOTHER, THIS TIME ONE OF HER OWN KIND, is that good enough for you? RACIST?
That mouse isn't worth watching, if you really want to watch it, just capture it and lock it in a cage.
JOHAN IS THE MAN WITH A PLAN... TO KILL THE WOMAN THAT IS ACTUALLY A MAN!
Knuckles gets betrayed by his own kind and a little adult girl.
Gas man is dead man.
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>>10672559
>Karen look sover to the volcano as Elias Ainsworth is sacrified for the Volcano God for his beauty. Her body shudders just at the sight of it and prefers to turn around and walk away. Also saying thanks to destiny that she didn't win the beauty contest, mostly because the judges were skeletons.
>>10672567
>I won't blogpost about it but RP is all about our minds. If you feel bothered, sad or really angry, it'll suffer.
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>>10672631
>dies
>her (his) head rolls across the ground
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>>10672631
And there goes the little mouse babe...
I suppose Fluorette was a little envious that Karen was getting all the frisk feelings!
I'm betting on the cat, he looks like he can eat a planet.
Shota finally gets arrested for being too young.
and so does that last... I don't really know who they were.
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>>10672640
WHO HURT YOU
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>>10672631
Hey, I don't plant durgs on other people at all. Not even skeletons. These pile of bones need to be defeated by an ally of Justice like me. Especially Mr.Bones.
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>>10672662
This...it wasn't supposed to be literal, miss...very well.
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>>10672599
>And of course, Shy gets the 50/50 choice wrong. What terrible luck she has! The blush that had just recently vanished comes back with a vengeance as she covers her mouth with her sleeves for the tenth time today. If not that number, then close to it. Any more than once and it's a bad day.
O-O-Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry Mr. Dinkleman! I-I didn't know if it was your first or last name, s-so I just guessed! Please forgive me...
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>>10672662
WAIT!
I FUCKED UP!
FLUORETTE IS THE ONE THAT DIED! I guess Karen wanted to beat the competition before it one-upped her.
>>10672670
She's Karen.
Duh.
>>10672662
Uh... This is the first time someone actually did what the Totem said... this is creepy.
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>>10672692
No no it's okay really! A lot of people think the same thing, I'm fine with it.
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>>10672694
OH SHIT A TSUNA- oh it's just Karen being a little shit.
A LITTLE RACIST SHIT MIGHT I ADD! GO GET HER JOHAN!
That cat without the hat!
And EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXIT LIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! EEEEEEEEEEEEENTER NIIIIIIIIIIGHT! TAAAAAAAAAAAKE MY HAAAAAAAAND! WE'RE OFF TO NEVERNEVERLAND!
I don't really remember it.
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>>10672686
>durgs
ha
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>>10672729
LITTLE KITTY HAS TEETH!
BUT LITTLE KITTY DIDN'T KNOW THAT HE WAS MESSING WITH THE MAN, THE ONE WITH THE PLAN!
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
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>>10672745
CONGRATULATIONS!
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>>10672771
THANKS FOR PLAYING!
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>>10672782
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnd
...
I don't know..
Uh..
Post your waifus or something?
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>>10672782
Thanks for hosting mate.
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>>10672722
>Well, that's a relief to Shy. Lowering her hands yet again back into her pockets, she closes her eyes and sighs. Once she feels the blush fade, she opens them back up to look at Parker.
O-Okay, thank you. Ummm...w-what was that about ordering?
>>10672771
C-Congratulations.
>>10672782
Ummm...t-thank you.
>>10672790
>Right here!
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>>10672790
Congratulations Johan.
Thanks for hosting.
>
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>>10672743
DRUGS!
>>10672745
>>10672771
Ouch, that was unexpected. Congrats, Johan Liebert, please don't use your new connections to seek revenge after I was throwing sand at you.
>>10672782
Thank you for letting us go to the beach, it was fun!
Also, these are my waifus.
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>>10672782
>Thanks for the game. Sorry I didn't respond, I didn't even realize I made the cut and did other stuff...
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>>10672810
Well you can order some food if you want, I am the cook after all.
>>10672782
Thanks.
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>>10672771
Ah...congratulations to you, sir, and thank you for this trial.
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>>10672825
Oh shit! Are those the toys they made of me!? Those little things are lit!
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>>10672804
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>>10672850
THANKS FOR PLAYING!
Johan I send your wincard and entry image to Moe Anon, if you see him, as him about it, he'll give you the FIRST OFFICIAL BEACH CODE WINCARD! and by official I mean NOT SHIT!
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>>10672771
>>10672782
>7 kills
Wins with this guy are always so good.
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>>10672790
I still miss her.
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>>10672840
>Just then, totally coincidentally, Shy's stomach rumbles. It seems the sand she shoved down her gullet didn't satiate her hunger at all. She buries her hands even deeper into her hoodie and braces herself for the oncoming blush that comes from having your stomach rumble when around strangers. To offset this, Shy smiles at Parker again, a slight bit wider than before.
Ummm...t-that would be nice, if you don't mind. I-I haven't eaten in forever. ...W-Well, I mean, ummm...n-not literally forever, but...!
>Smooth moves, Shy. That blush is definitely there now, and she can feel it. She pauses to collect her train of thought.
Y-Yes, please...
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>>10672896
>I never got to join the sleep club
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>>10672896
What happened to the avafag?
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>>10672913
You missed out on all the sex
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>>10672918
They just stopped showing up.
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kill yourself, Kamina.
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I'll host in 20 minutes if a game doesn't go up before then.
Feel free to step up in that time.
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>>10672903
Okay, would you like to try our new Mr. Meaty's organic meal, it has half the growth hormones.
>Parker makes sure that the masked woman was comfortable, seeing that she wasn't really skilled in social situations
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>>10672790
Pic related. Mine
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>>10672790
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>>10672985
Good taste.
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>>10672959
>Shy doesn't understand just what exactly a growth hormone is, but the sound of it being an organic meal is definitely alluring. She has to watch her weight after all.
O-Okay, that sounds good...
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>>10672790
Oki doki
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>>10672985
>>10673022
>tfw someone wanted to pick up Misty
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>>10672790
Thanks for hosting, bruv.
Also posting waifu.
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>>10673022
>Misty
>not Maylene
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>>10672790
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>>10673051
Who?
Some of us stopped watching pokemon when we got out of grade school.
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>>10673026
Okay, coming right up.
>Parker hopes that she understands that organic doesn't mean it has less calories as he cooks her food.
>Parker wraps and bags the burger and fries and gets a empty small cup.
There you go, that will be $9.69.
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>>10673075
leader from diamond and pearl. She qt.
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>>10673082
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Should I bring back GIFfany?
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>>10673098
No.
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>>10673051
Maylene, Candice, and Gardenia are all valid choices
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>>10673118
Candice and Maylene are otp.
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>>10673082
Ummm...o-okay, just let me, ummm...
>Shy digs into her hoodie pockets for an overly long time. They seem to be deeper than they appear, as it takes her a minute to finally dig out a slightly crumpled ten dollar bill. She holds it up to Parker, her hand barely (but still noticeably) shaking.
D-Does this work?
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>>10673040
that was me I think
I haven't watched the series in like, 15 fucking years so I don't think I'd do a very good job.
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>>10673161
>GLUEMAN IN THE TOP 10
WHAT?!
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>>10673161
>141
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>>10673150
>I was debating on picking her up but I decided to go for Roxie instead since she's one of my favorites.
>Plus I also enjoy the punk girl type.
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>>10673143
Why yes it does.
>Parker gives her her meal and 31 cents as the change.
Y'know, you've been very pleasant. This conversation had been very nice with you, and I think you're genuinely a kind person.
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WE WANT THE GOLD SUCKA, HULK HOGAN, WE COMIN FOR YOU NIGGA
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>>10673161
>my shitpost made in on the chart
d-...do I have to ava kicks legs now?
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>>10673161
What happened to the old chart? Where the fuck is this chart from?
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>>10673161
『That's a little too close to the bottom than I'd like』
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>>10673197
"I never said that word again after that"
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>>10673203
Yes.
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>>10673218
Anon. I'm sorry but that's *my* waifu
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Hi again.
I need 24 for another little practice game. I might bump it. I'm using the spy code.
You don't have to care. I won't.
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>>10673231
Who are your other avas? I keep thinking you're Yamato.
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>>10673252
Chuck Schuldiner
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>>10673252
Sliver Queen
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>>10673252
Parker Dinkleman
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>>10673252
Mouse Princess
>I'll help
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>>10673249
Too bad, I posted her first!
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>>10673252
>>10673218
My waifu
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>>10673252
Fluorette
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>>10673252
doraemon no. 1 fan
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>>10673252
Shy Gal
>>10673192
>Shy takes the bag of food and her change, stuffing the loose coins back into her hoodie pocket.
T-Thank you, Mr. Dinkleman...
>As she looks down at the bag, though, Parker's compliments catch her completely off guard. She fumbles the bag for several seconds before regaining her grip on it, but that was enough time for part of her mask to yet again gain a beet-red glow.
O-Oh! Gosh, ummm...t-thank you very much...
>Looking back down at the bag, the smile akin to earlier reappears on her face.
Y-You're a kind person too, Mr. Dinkleman.
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>>10673252
Elias Ainsworth
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>>10673252
Suz
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>>10673252
Araragi Karen
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>>10673252
Lord Dominator
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>>10673252
Leviathan
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>>10673252
Mashiro Fuwa
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>>10673252
Kumagawa
>>10673256
>Nobody important but I'm not him
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>>10673252
Barkis
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>>10673252
Gascoigne
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>>10673252
Mask
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>>10673252
Inkling
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>>10673274
Why thank you. Hope you enjoy your meal and the rest of your day, Ms. Shy.
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Post your least favorite ava.
in IC please, this is about rivalries.
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>>10673252
Nine year old girl
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>>10673252
Ronin
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>>10673170
HE'S FINALLY DOING SOMETHING RIGHT FOR ONCE IN HIS LIFE!
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>>10673317
uh penis is in there
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>>10673252
The Original Shit Character
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>>10673313
>in IC
>in in character
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>>10673252
Claude Frollo
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>>10673313
(You)
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>>10673252
Kicks legs
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>>10673339
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Make sure everything's okay.
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>>10673252
Lum!
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>>10673309
T-Thank you, I-I will!
>Shy clutches the bag of food against her chest below her bosom as she walks away to find a spot to enjoy it. She might not have long, though, since there's another death game about to begin. Hopefully she's a fast eater.
>>10673313
>I don't have one here yet.
>>10673359
R-Ready...!
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>>10673359
Well if it isn't the little dork with the fast fists, I hope you know, if you get caught in this "spy" mission, I'm not saving you.
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>>10673362
>Parker walks back to the kitchen.
That was a very nice customer.
>>10673359
Time for this thing again
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>>10673314
Hey babe.
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>>10673359
>>10673360
swap her in for me.
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>>10673359
It could be better.
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>>10673400
Thanks a bunch! I appreciate it, you know?
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>>10673359
>spy
>no stealth niggas
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>>10673400
Okay. I did that.
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>>10673465
This is agent P.D., I'm going in.
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>>10673465
B-B-But what revenge?! I-I have nothing against him...!
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>>10673465
Oh you can trust me little girl, I won't secretly knock you out later and torture you.
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>>10673465
Wouldn't that, like, help Leviathan? I don't know. She died either way.
That's sad.
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>007's into the thread
>shoots males
>fucks females
>credits roll
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>>10673507
Got to day 1, at least it's progress.
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>>10673515
>not fucking the males
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>>10673507
...
>she walks away during the mask's monologue.
>>10673515
>then gets fucked by 007
>This is of course, not canon.
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>>10673507
For a nine year old girl, she works pretty efficiently. If you consider murdering people efficient.
I don't.
>>10673522
You're okay.
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>>10673550
So, what do we do now?
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>>10673507
>Master hacker Miss Shy, at your service. She's so good, even she doesn't know how she just did that. She has the data now, though. Her agency is happy and she is relieved.
>>10673550
>Shy starts having a mild panic attack being around so many people who want her to talk with them. She has to lean forward on the table, propping herself up with her hands, while struggling to breathe through her panic.
W-W-W-Well, I-I think, ummm...ummm...
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>>10673550
>>10673571
What we do always dork, we destroy the gala- I mean, we discuss terms like civil people.
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>>10673550
Do you have kids? Nine year olds will find ways to ruin your life my man.
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>>10673582
>>10673578
Alright, first things first, who is the double agent here?
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>>10673550
Watching Doraemon doesn't make you a good fighter.
>>10673586
I've heard stories. Maybe it's one of those things you look forward to and also don't look forward to.
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>>10673608
>>
>Reply to someone but they necee reply back
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>>10673615
Alright, I'm going all in, you in or out?
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>>10673550
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>>10673578
>Dominator leans closer to the very panicked, smiling devilishly
You think? what do you think? are you gonna actually say something you stupid masked DORK!
>>10673608
It's the masked one, don't believe me? Remove her mask.
>>10673615
I'm not doing this because he's interfering, I'm doing this because it's fun!
>she says as she delivers another lava punch to frollo, clearly too into roughing him up
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>>10673626
I-is it me?
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>>10673615
Oh.
I liked those four.
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Phil is Mitch
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>>10673639
What, no. She's really sensitive about it, the real question is why would you be the first to accuse someone so quickly?
>Parker looks at her funny
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>>10673658
Do you smell something cooking?
>>10673667
I like Mitch.
But I'm not him.
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>>10673667
Literally who?
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>>10673658
Oh so you think you can beat me? Well let's just cool off and put off some heat...
>She punches a henchman before armoring up and forming a volcanic hammer with one of her hands and bashing the henchmen, then freezing the rest that come against her
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>10673676
Because, I'm the boss of this operation, clearly.
>>10673692
Good luck with that, my boat is in space!
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>>10673692
It must have been this. But nobody took any of the food. That's sad.
The winner is revealed on the next slide.
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>>10673692
Who are you then?
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>>10673733
He's Phil, are you blind
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>>10673722
Hey, I thought we would be co-leaders. Unless you are actually a double agent thirsty for power!
>>10673730
Ouch.
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>>10673730
I shouldn't be surprised, after what she did before...
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>>10673740
>implying that's his only ava
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>>10673730
You know, I don't use weapons, but I'll make an exception today, you know, try new things!
>She says before pulling out a submachine gun and spraying it at her fellow spies
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Do we have a Berserker/Kiyohime avafag?
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>>10673730
Good job.
>>10673733
I'm Phil.
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>>10673742
And what if I am? Are you gonna shoot me? Oh wait! I shot first!
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>>10673775
...I didn't even want to win!
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>>10673779
thanks for reminding me why I hate this place
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>>10673615
『Being honest I didn't think she had a keen enough eye for that type of thing』
>>10673658
『Maybe her having this type of end makes me feel a little better though』
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>>10673775
Sorry you entered your name wrong on the day that you won. I'll fix it in the real winscreen. Here's the default one for right now.
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>>10673608
H-Huh? W-What do you mean? In the game...? Ummm...I-I don't know...
>>10673615
>If there's one thing you shouldn't do, it's give a girl fake jewelry. Shy is yet again impressed that she did something like that. She didn't think she had it in her. No one else did, either.
>>10673639
Eeeep!
>Shy squeaks and collapses. Her arms brush the table as she falls backwards into the chair thankfully located behind her. She curls up into a pathetic ball, wrapping her arms around her knees as she holds them up to her chest. All anyone can see of Shy's face is the top of her mask, right above her eyes. As she speaks, the words come out muffled.
N-N-No, sorry...
>>10673658
>Shy struggles to break free of the rope strapping her and the other girl tightly to the rocket. As Shy sees the man light the fuse to send her to her demise, she begins to plead with him, choking back tears.
P-P-Please, stop!
>But does pleading for your life ever work here? Nope, so thus, Shy goes to the moon.
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>>10673779
Kill yourself, Aaron Kennedy.
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>>10673779
Ew.
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>>10673776
What are you talking about you did-
>Parker looks down at his torso, a stream of blood came leaking down from a open wound.
B-but why?
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>>10673779
Sorry about that. I just couldn't help myself and I nutted all over Junko-sama's face. Whoops.
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>>10673795
Congratulations, sir. And thank you for this trial once more.
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>>10673795
You can look at this if you want.
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>>10673837
POUND MY HOLE, NEGAN!
>KK
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>all this horrifyingly bad rp
Average day in HG.
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>>10673795
C-Congratulations!
>>10673840
T-Thank you...
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>>10673840
This is for the guy running the tournament.
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>>10673654
Is it?!
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>>10673852
t. someone with mediocre RP
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>>10673840
Congrats to the winner.
Thank you to the host.
>>10673852
Nice rp
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>>10673840
Thanks and all of that.
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>>10673795
Yeah whatever.
>>10673796
>She stands over the Shy-gal, giving a smug smile, before it slowly turns into a much more angered look, grabbing the gal's head and trying to pull her up to Dominator's face
Listen up, I'm better than you, you better never forget that, and if you are gonna say something but cower out of it before you finish it, you might as well never even speak.
>>10673817
Because, I'm a double agent who's thirsty for power.
>She gives a little laugh, which then slowly turns into a maniacally evil laugh, fitting to her evil actions
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>>10673865
>posting this when i lost points
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>10673835
>Bullies
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>>10673879
>Shy is forcibly whisked out of her pathetic position into a much more dangerous one, as she's now staring face-to-face with the alien overlord. She squeaks again, her sleeves shooting up to cover her face.
O-O-Okay! J-Just...p-please, put me down...!
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>>10673898
>counterbullies
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>>10673879
>Parker can barely get his bearings, he looks on to the face of the alien, furious about her betrayal.
>His rage grew even more as he sees her talking down to Shy Gal.
Y-you leave her alone, why don't you finish what you started?
>He stands up, slowly walking towards her with a gun of his own.
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so what happens when i win the tournament?
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>>10673944
You get to ship with everyone.
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>>10673944
You get 1(one) free succ from Kamina.
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>>10673944
>>10673963
But I get to choose the ava. So if I like you, you can have the honor of being succ'd by Tharja. If I don't then it's /pol/-tan.
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>>10673912
Now why the Glob would I do tha-
>>10673924
>She stops what she saying when she hears the boy, dropping the gal down and looking behind her, with her smug smile back
Oh come on now, you believe we have business to finish? I already won.
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>>10673987
You say that like we don't want the succ from Megumin
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>>10673987
I wouldn't mind the succ from /pol/-tan tbqh
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>>10674004
No. You. Haven't!
>Parker shoots at Dominator, directly in her lower abdomen before resting on a nearby wall.
Evil never wins.
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>>10673987
>>10674033
this
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>>10673987
>>10674033
Isn't /pol/-tan a guy
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Stew and rice sandwiches are oddly satisfying.
Blogpost kero~
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>>10674004
>Shy hits the ground hard, landing right on her back. That coupled with not expecting the alien to release her results in the wind being knocked out of her amidst a cloud of confusion. As she lies on her back trying to get her thoughts in order, she sees >>10674045 happen. After a few more seconds, she thinks she can finally speak. Shy raises her head while looking at Parker.
...M-Mr. Dinkleman?
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>>10674067
And?
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>>10674045
HA I hav-
>She looks shocked, having been shot by the boy, she falls down on the floor, holding her wounded spot, before the lava around her body forms up the armor, as she looks at the boy, visibly annoyed
You have just earned yourself a world of hurt, idiot.
>The mask soon covers her face as she comes closer to the boy, still hovering her hand over her wounded spot
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>>10674081
>Stew and rice sandwiches
Can you explain how you put stew into a sandwich?
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>>10674128
Most European stews are potato and vegetable based and they taste surprisingly good between bread slices if you cook them up as leftovers/
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Here's your wincard if you're still here.
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>>10674015
Who's "we"?
>>10674033
>>10674056
T-Then he can be the alternative.
>>10674067
So?
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>>10674127
I always thought there may be some good in you y'know, even the most rotten fruit is sweet somewhere. But you...you are irredeemable! And I will make sure you won't harm anyone else again.
>Parker can only stick to the wall as he was bleeding too much to move.
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>>10674154
Sounds weird in a sandwich though. I imagine if you dipped the bread into the sort of broth then it would be decent but a stew sandwich sounds rank.
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>>10674163
Thanks! I only have an entry picture as I'm new here and I feel like lurking some more. I'll be saving this one!
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>>10673987
I wouldn't ind at all letting Tharja suck me off. Even better if it's paizuri
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>>10674188
No problem.
I'm going to go away now.
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>>10674127
>>10674183
this is the most autistic yet hilarious exchange I've ever seen, I'm screencapping this shit
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>ywn sniff the skidmarks on Junko-sama's panties
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>>10674210
Please don't come back.
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>>10674187
It depends what stew. Sauerkraut stew is complete shit when used between bread but I am sure some local Hungarian stew would taste great. Ofcourse I am speaking from my own experience. Whenever I'm having stew when coming to my mom & dad's house for dinner, I always take some leftovers with me and have leftover stew between bread for breakfast.
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>>10674111
>>10674183
...Hey, masked dork, watch me, I'm gonna end your friend's suffering, you can thank me later.
>She says before embedding her sharp fingers into the boy's head before slowly squeezing it, making the process of him bleeding out more quicker
Come on then! BLEED FOR ME!
>>10674212
>Danke
>>
>>10674237
Stop bullying Phil
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>>10674154
>>10674128
>Make a paprika and sasuage stew.
>Mix it with rice to make it absorb the stuff
>Put some of this mixture into a sandwich
>Flavour it as you like
10/10 would spend time cooking again
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>>10674273
kys whiteknight
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>>10674274
It feels good living in a part of the country where stew is an important part of our diet. You can make it however the fuck you please.
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>>10674291
>shitposting hosts
Sad!
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>A wounded Dominator snaps her fingers to call down her ship before hopping in on it and flying off
>aka BYE!
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Alright, I've been thinking:
Let's rething HG as a bigger game Let's make it a fucking RPG. With shitton of elements. Levels, stats, relationships, equipment, chained events. A combat system.
The possibilities are endless.
>>
So did that HG minecraft server ever come to light?
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>>10674255
>Shy can only squeak out one stuttered words as she watches the horror unfold of the overlord slowly crushing Parker's head.
N-No!
>Shy tries to scramble to her feet, but only succeeds in tripping and falling on her face this time. Mask scraping against the floor, she struggles to look up at the alien, looking at her with pleading puppy dog eyes.
P-P-Please, stop! Mr. Dinkleman is a very good man!
>>10674301
>Oh. Well, she's stopped. Shy doesn't know whether to be relieved that it's over or terrified of the overlord ever coming back. For now, though, she scrambles to her feet (without stumbling this time) and dashes over to the wounded Parker, barely being able to catch her breath.
M-Mr. Dinkleman, speak to me...!
>>
>>10674339
>combat system
>OP anime boys and girls start winning every game
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>>10674339
dude you just want WoW HG
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>>10674255
>>10674301
>Parker lays in a puddle of his blood, with his skin nearly pale.
Ugh, at least nobody had died. Well no one besides me probably.
>>10674392
Oh hey Ms. Shy, nice to see a familiar mask. C-could you get me some towels, I think I may pass out if I bleed any longer.
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>>10674301
Don't let the ABS hit you on the way out.
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Cold hard truth
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>>10674408
everyone begins with almost similar power. The RNG decides what happens.
>>10674432
WoHG when? Joke aside, WoW would be too complex, just imagine something simple. Like... um. Diablo 2 maybe
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>>10674476
That is very transphobic, reported to the police
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>>10674476
>this is what faggots actually believe
>>
>>10674476
>not using Giorno for the highest level of faggotry
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>>10674493
This picture does things to my dick, holy shit.
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>>10674476
Traps are gay.
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>>10674476
>Reverses the chart
There you go.
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Remember when games had detailed manuals and shit?
God I miss those.
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>>10674548
Kill yourself KK.
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>>10674548
Remember when games HAD PHYSICAL FUCKING RELEASES
I HATE DIGITAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>10674548
me on the right
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>>10674548
I want that Rei pillow de.su.
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>>10674535
Things happen if you raid ERP for pictures.
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>>10674578
>long tongues
Might have a new fetish, I guess.
>>10674573
Love me!
>>
POST CRAZY HG THEORIES
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>>10674595
Jude is Alma Elma
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>>10674595
Kamina isn't Muslim at all but a healthy adolescant male earning six figures a year managing a fastfood chain.
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>>10674603
Ufufufufufufu~
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>>10674447
O-Of course! Ummm...
>Shy's head whips around as she scans the nearby area for towels, cloth, anything that could stop Parker's bleeding. Her spirits sink even lower when she can't find a single thing.
O-Oh no...! I-I-I don't know what to do, ummm...
>Suddenly, a flash of brilliance. Quickly digging into her never-ending hoodie pockets, Shy pulls out a spare pair of stockings, as white as those she's currently wearing. She may start to be blushing, but that doesn't deter her from shakily handing them to Parker.
H-Here, use these...! I-It's the only way...
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>>10674603
>Jude takes your IP's
>Alma takes your semen
Whoa
>>
>>10674595
Eggman-kun is actually Bolin
>>
>>10674595
Eggman-kun died on /b/ and several people keep entering him to honour his memory.
>>
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>>10674670
Nah
>>
>people would rather fuck the right side of the chart than the left
And they say traps are gay lol
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>>10674697
The right side is being honest at least.
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>>10674476
>tfw the Jojos are actually handsome role models
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>>10674657
T-t-thanks.
>He uses them to patch up the holes around his body, making things slightly better.
Anything helps r-really.
>Parker wasn't looking too good, he had lost nearly half his blood and looks like he was even more paler than before.
W-well, I don't feel so hot. Still it's nice that you are here to help.
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>>10674595
Seth Rollins is not dead, he's actually in purgatory fighting his alter ego, Seth Riggins
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>>10674774
oh shit
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We dead.
Post your ava and rate.
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>>10674595
bathtub man prefers showers
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Post qt boy bulge
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>>10674835
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>>10674846
Excuse me?
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>>10674862
you heard me
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>>10674774
But which one is the real Seth ?
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SAW has been replace with SSW (secret shitpost weekend). Get your shitposting avas ready. It starts this friday.
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>>10674835
Oh man i sure love being judged.
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>>10674595
england is a city
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>>10674921
But next friday isn't secret ava weekend.
R-right?
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>>10674835
CC: I want to be rated! Do you want to be rated, syrma?
>S: I guess I don't mind being rated...
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>>10674895
So far so good. Be mindful not to fall into the bitchpit though.
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>>10674953
Nice chest/10
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>>10674740
W-Well, ummm...y-you're welcome, b-but anyone could have helped. I-I was just the closest person...
>A pause.
Y-You look really pale. Ummm...
>Shy doesn't know what more to do from here. The bleeding's stopped as best as it can be, but she has no way of giving the man any sort of blood transfusion. Is there even a hospital around here? Surely there must be if dead people can magically come back to life. That or some voodoo magic. Either way, Shy has no idea where either of those would be, so she offers the only advice she can.
M-Maybe you should just rest? I-I don't know what else to do...sorry...
>>10674835
>Hello!
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>>10674900
Define real in this context. You could say that Seth Rollins is the real one just because he was first but that would just be him being the original. Seth Riggins isn't any less real because he came afterwards.
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>>10674835
Might as well.
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>>10674953
ahoge overload/10
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>>10674977
You're doing good, but don't take that as a sign you can go slacking around.
I have high expectations for you, make me proud
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>>10674970
Seen better desu.
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>>10674971
You're great. Keep at it.
>>10674977
The two ranma characters aren't aligned and it upset me more
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>>10674835
>I dunno where I put my ava wall
>Inkling
>Paya
>MatPat
>Anthony Fantano
>Hearthstone Deck (Might be dropping this one)
>>10674900
Both of them. Rollins was the original or the "OG" and Riggins is a by-product of Seth being in HG for so long. It's like a mutation via radiation exposure.
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>>10675002
>>10674977
*and it upsets me more than it should
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Odds shower now
Evens shower next week
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>>10674970
CC: Thank you!
>S: Uhm... chouchers?
CC: Yes?
>S: I have a feeling that he's referring to me...
>>10674978
CC:What does that even mean?
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>>10675031
It means comb your hair after washing.
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>>10675002
>>10675012
Oh, I could've SWORN I got it perfect. That shoulder wasn't fucked before, I swear to god.
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>>10675021
See you later Hikki
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>>10674971
W-well sure, I think I may take a nap for a h-hour...or...two...
>Parker faints with his head resting on the wall
>He was seemingly unresponsive, his health was unknown, and may be asleep for a while.
>>10674835
also this
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>>10674957
Worry not, I won't. Even if I don't know what a bitchpit means.
>>10674852
I love seeing Sami in the arena, it's funny to think about him doing horrible stuff in there.
>>10674923
>kissu
Keep being you.
>>10674953
I love Chou Chou's attitude.
>>10674971
I love how you describe her in very good detail.
>>10674977
All of them have been well, I didn't see the one on the right though, but I bet it's also good.
>>10675009
I like your MatPat and Anthony, but I admit, I don't pay attention to your squid.
>>10675021
>Not showering everyday
Anon how and why?
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>>10675072
I didn't expect to have so much fun playing with you, but you have been one funny ride for me, good job Parker.
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>>10675074
Rate me.
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>>10675091
Cute.
>kissu
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>>10675074
A lot of characters that are bitchy in their source material forgo all common sense and pick fights with avas that would blow them out of the water.
They can do that because godmodding is a thing, but it makes them insufferable.
Know when to fold, basically.
(Also, I thought you were old Dominator. Or was that also you?)
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>>10674595
Seth (the avafag) actually died and two avafags have been impostering him as Rollins and Riggins.
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>>10675043
You can't tell an undisputed god what to do!
>>10675074
CC: What a great peon! Rate syrma too, I don't want to make her feel left out
>S: Oh chouchers...
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>>10675087
And people wonder why Ruby gets sexualized.
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>>10675074
At least somebody here likes me enough to tell me how much they hate me.
>Gives a Generico plush to the child
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Nick Crompton ava when?
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>>10674835
Can I claim superior snake waifu?
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>>10675119
Yes I can, I just did.
And it's your decision in the end, you are of course free to look silly if you want to.
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>>10675087
Thank Rube.
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>>10675101
Oh that, don't worry, Dominator depends on her armor a bit to godmod, which is why I made her prideful and almost never armored.
What I'm saying is, I'm trying to make her more conservative.
>>10675119
Syrma's cute.
CUTE!
>kissu
>>10675122
>
>>10675131
Thanks, Mister Generico.
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>>10674835
>Don't have an ava for people to rate
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>>10674997
>Can do, anon. I'll keep trying my best.
>>10675074
>Hajime? I just picked her up a couple days ago, so that only makes sense.
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>>10675002
>>10675074
>Thanks! <3
>>10675072
>That was probably the wrong thing to do since Parker's now out cold, but Shy was too caught up in the moment to think any more and also had to say something to make him feel better.
>As the man descends into slumber, Shy looks around again.
Ummm...h-hospital? H-Hello? Oh, goodness...
>Turning back to look down at the sleeping Parker one more time, Shy turns back and starts jogging off in a random direction to look for any sort of medical services that could help him. Leaving him alone was probably a bad idea, too, but Shy's not known for critical thinking.
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>>10675147
Oh don't worry mister "your worst nightmare", the events you get are a bit more funny with you in it. or more scary.
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>>10675147
Eh.
If you have a filler, post that.
Maybe someone will be all like "Hey, u cool, wanna fuk?"
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>>10675146
Even then I'd not go around picking fights with, say, DBZ characters. But I'm glad to hear that you've put some thought into it already.
Also, did you ignore the second part on purpose? Are you the old Lord Dominator?
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>>10675074
Oh shit that reminds me, i haven't showed in like a week and ive been doing all sorts of gross exercising stuff all week. Eeugh, now i feel gross.
>>
If someone hosts right now, I'm going to spice it up with something I haven't done in a while.
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>>10675147
>only enter filler
>only have two avas that i sometimes comment on slides with
>she'd probably just call them cute and kissu them for some reason anyway
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>>10675147
>Don't RP enough to post my chart.
It is a shit life mate.
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>>10675115
>Seth is the Joker of HG
It all makes sense now.
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>>10674835
Best ava commin thru.
(although that's nowhere near the truth, mostly because I'm not spending a lot of time on HG. Personal shit is a bitch )
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>>10674835
Yooouuuu, crank dat Soulja Boy.
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>>10675192
Giga/Nigga
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>>10675188
but who is the Batman of HG?
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>>10675214
Booker
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>>10675200
Shitty taste in music/10
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>>10675165
How about my lil' ol' unlucky royal rodent?
>Seriously though, she loses so often that it ain't even funny.
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>>10675200
? Is your best character if I'm being honest.
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>>10675212
The biggest nigga you have ever seen, white boy.
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>>10675140
Who are YOU calling silly?! Just look at you! You have no face!
>>10675146
>S: O-Oh... thank you?
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>>10675200
>?
Don't tell me it's you
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>>10675174
First thing, we had an old Dominator? She's my waifu, I'd remember someone playing her.
Unless you're saying I'm paul from ERP since he played her. I'm not him, I am GLAD I am not him.
>>10675175
Take a bath Eric.
>>10675192
Well Mister... Giga... N... Sorry if this is offensive, Mister uh... Well I do like how... Giga you are....
Yeah I've got nothing, sorry, I didn't see you much.
>>10675200
>Kissus the goodboy mayor
I like all of them. but if I had to pick a least favorite, I suppose I'd pick Plague Knight mostly because I don't know him enough.
>>10675232
>Kissu
you'll win soon enough.
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>>10675200
Use ? more.
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>>10675235
Whoa man... that... why would you SAY that?
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>>10675214
Asgore.
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>>10675248
>She's my waifu
You learn something new everyday. But yeah, I think I recall someone calling her Paul. She did drop by once in a while.
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>>10675248
Yeah, can't blame you. I try going here as often as I can, but other shit just gets in the way.
And the name's Muteba, but you may call me Giga Nigga if you wish. That's kind of my main title at the moment. No offence will be taken.
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>>10675248
But baths are gross. Taking a quick shower it's just as refreshing, and uses 1/3 the water. It's wasteful!
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>>10675255
Because you make fun of my hair, an undisputed god's hair! And "SAY that" is the only form to pay tour sins
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>>10675231
That's just rude.
>>10675233
>>10675237
>>10675252
That's in anticipation for SAW. I did something like that last time, but it was like "Secret Ava Weekend 3" instead of a question mark. I got lazy.
>>10675248
Play Shovel Knight Goddammit.
>>10675264
WHERE'S HARVEY DENT?!?!?!?!
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>>10675282
I just wanted to help you look better and you had to be mean about it...
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>>10675268
Yeah I got alot of waifus tho right her>>10673098, and I think you are speaking of Paul.
>>10675275
Deal with your personal stuff, you're safety and comfort should come first before HG.
>>10675277
Oh I was saying take a bath because of your picture, but showers are fine too.
>>10675283
I don't have the time.
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I miss LF.
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>>10675310
I miss Matoi
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>>10675310
>KK
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>>10675326
Dean pls
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>>10675160
>Parker began to slip into a deep sleep, dreaming of when he had worked at the restaurant with his fellow employee, unaware that he passed out in a pool of his own blood while the Shy Gal desperately tried to seek help
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>>10675310
I miss when he wasn't a jaded shitposter.
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>>10675347
He was always a shitposter though.
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>>10674835
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>>10675308
>that file name
Clever.
But yeah, you're right. I should get it all sorted out so I can finally have enought free time here.
I might not come back here in quite some time though, but hey, nigga's gotta do what he's gotta do.
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>>10675308
I was making a reference to a stupid Batman video i saw once. But seriously i need to go clean myself, i must smell like a high school gym right now.
>>10675310
I still miss lucky.
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>>10675200
more heart and soul, less mayor
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>>10675367
Did you get your wincard yet?
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>>10675367
Pretty funny, I love the reactions to the events you get.
>>10675372
Hope you come sooner than later.
>>10675376
You should, scrub scrub scrub till the water's brown. Of course that sounds weird outside of "Don't hug me I'm scared" video.
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>>10675376
>Eric, the Musky Negro, will never drown you in his stank
Feel bad man.
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>>10675392
>no
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>pushes the big red button
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HG Roblox Server when?
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>>10675426
Dude you're gross.
>>10675447
Here's the thing.
Okay seriously I'm leaving now.
>>
Alright, do I play bloodborne and fight the wet nurse, or do I play KH2 and finish space paranoids
Choose for me
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>>10675481
HG minecraft when
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>>10675509
Fight the Wet Nurse.
And you better not use Ludwigs Holy Meme, you scrublord.
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>>10675509
wet nurse
giggity
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>>10675509
>Wet nurse, man, you're almost there.
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>>10675391
>I've been using them a lot more lately alongside Zer0, so consider your wish granted.
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Wet nurse it is. Thanks again guys.
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>tfw email staff & discord staff doesn't respond
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>>10675481
>>10675524
HGWoW?
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>>10675613
No.
HG Second Life Server.
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>>10675602
I'm sure they'll give you it back.
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>>10675622
I already have shittons off IPs, running a server would only earn me some keks
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>tfw too sad to do anything
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>>10675692
You know what would cheer you up, anon?
Some good ol' Fallout™ 4™.
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>>10675722
>mfw bought the season pass for 50$ and then it went on sale for 10$ a week later
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Your eyes, they flicker like a sandalwood sage sunset.
Your hair flows like fresh cotton linens, hung to dry on the deck.
Your nose and your mouth are hotter than apple cinnamon spice.
I hope you're out there, listening to me pouring my heart out like this, the spice of my life, the love my heart desires, my humble little aboade.
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>>10675819
cool story nerd
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>>10675819
What?
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>>10675819
>when you want to ship but they don't
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>>10675819
"Wow! That was just beautiful! Did you write that yourself? You seem more than capable of writing such beautiful poetry!"
>"What is the occasion for waxing romantic? An unrequited love? Seems as though that's the case."
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>>10675905
Yeah I don't understand it either.
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>>10675871
We all move on, don't we? Move onto bigger and better things, but...I fear there is nowhere to go. I have come up to a brick wall. It's impossible to move on, Anon. There is nothing but bricks and walls in front of me.
>>10675905
So you like it. I poured my heart into it. It helps when you suffer. That's when you feel love the most, you know. When all you can do is think about it and it attacks your whole nervous system.
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>>10675926
>gives 3000 yen
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>>10675926
You're even more mopey than usual. What happen?
>>
post ochako porn pls
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>>10675926
I-I remember when this was given to me on a regular basis...
>>10675970
N-Nothing. I have sand in my eyes.
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>>10675984
Here
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>>10675984
Don't you start.
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First 36
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>>10676014
>Morrigan's sucking dicks for 3000 yen!
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>>10675819
It's beautiful. Take me here and now.
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