HG

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>When you mining and shit and you dig yourself into another faggot's mining shaft

That's fucking it's lads
Minecraft code is in the works

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Who's corpsing in hg?

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>>10666665
>The Inkling hits the deck instantly, and covers her head with her hands. Her body is shaking out of fear while she's curled up on the ground. After a few seconds, she looks around to see where the bullet went
I-I think I inked myself...
>A puddle of Ink correlating to the Inkling's tentacle colors appears from under her

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>>10666778
I'd just build gold dicks around people's houses all day.

>>10666758
>not giving everyone coordinates that you will be using to mine

Minecraft HG server when?

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>>10666785
>Not living off the land, traveling to various locals and not sailing the sea on your trusty boat.

>Where's that good ole adventuring spirit mate?

>>10666800
I am setting one up as we post back and forth.

>>10666812
I'd make a sex donjon and prison you in it forever

>>10666834
You can't contain this wandering soul! I'll break out of it somehow!

>>10666846
>prevents you from breaking out
Heh

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>>10666784
>At first, Zer0's dismayed his shot missed. he could have sworn that it was lined up for a perfectly direct hit. his annoyance, however, turns to disgust when he hears that comment and sees the puddle of ink forming at the creature's feet. His faceplate broadcast says about as much: "WTF?!"
A puddle of ink?
Is that what I think it is?
>Zer0 holsters his pistol and observes the cowering Inkling and the slowly expanding puddle beneath her. He places his hands on his hips and shakes his head.
That's just disgusting.

>>10666854
Fuck! Welp, I tried.

We use a map with limited resources and a plugin that eliminates you when you die.

>>10666878
>permadeath
get ready for the server to die out in a week because everyone fucking sucks at minecraft
me included

>>10666878
Gay, unlimited map with Factions plugin pls

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>>10666878
You can just set it to hardcore mode and it will ban you when you die.

>>10666878
Sounds like an interesting challenge. But knowing me, i'll die due to recklessness.

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>>10666878
>But I never played this shitty game, I guess I will hide in a corner and wait for death to pick me up

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>>10666812
Every time I play minecraft my objective is to build a giant library.

Minecraft costs 30 bucks nobody will join

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How does your ava solve this situation without harming the babies?

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>>10666829
>Real Shit?
>>10666862
>The Inkling gets up slowly, and it's clear that Zer0 didn't miss that shot. There's the bullet, right in the Inkling's right cheek
Y-You're the one who scared me! I-I thought I was dead for a minute there...
>A stream of ink starts to flow from the spot the Inkling was shot, and she puts her hand on the spot where the ink is coming from. She checks her hand to see if there really was ink on it. Her jaw hangs open and she seems shocked

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>>10666918
6 bullets...

>>10666918
Convincing him to stop using your charisma

>>10666922
Completely serious but I've gotta tweak some shit before I can officially make it live

>>10666913
...Sounds like a pretty cool goal. I wouldn't mind helping you out on that if I wasn't an individual that gets distracted by cool stuff.
>>10666918
That's a tough one, since I think all but one of my avas truly cares about the babies. Yet she doesn't have the tools to stop him.

So, uhm... my avas are fucked.

>>10666936
Make it bigger, make it Trash-like so everyone build their own village. HG vs TLHG WILL FUCKING HAPPEN

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>>10666829
>>10666878
>When you're actually stupid enough to get excited for this

>>10666918
I don't.
>Does this to the baby suicide vest guy
Don't worry, I feel really bad about it so that makes it okay.

>>10666918
Sock him in the fucking jaw

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>>10666918
Depends on how I'm gettin' paid! If they just want him dead? I'll blow him up!
If they want him dead and the babies alive? I'll blow him up and hope for the best!
>Junkrat giggles.

>>10666936
Like what?

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>>10666918
>Activate Decepti0n, come from behind, either decapitate him or just put a bullet through the back of his neck/back of his head.

>>10666922
>Zer0 thought for sure that he missed, but it's now apparent he hit his mark, even if it's only a flesh wound. However, now that the Inkling's stunned, he sees that it's time for the kill.
Say goodbye.
>Retrieving his pistol, the assassin fires several shots towards the Inkling in an effort to finish her off.

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>>10666918
Call Rika, her tank can do anything.

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>>10666957
I'll do what this guy said >>10666959
I'll kick his butt real good! No babies are gonna die on my watch!

>>10666964
Like spawn rates of blocks, mobs, world size, etc.

>>10666976
>>10666918
>When you mislink
Yo, fucking kill me

>>10666918
Bite The Dust
Can't harm the babies if it never happened in the first place

>>10666969
>does the 69 with you twice

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>>10666936
>The Inkling's face takes a few more bullets, and her face is almost covered by her own ink
Ow! Stop it!
>The Inkling whines right in the face of the cyborg, and tries to take the gun from him. However, she seems too short to reach it
>>10666936
>I don't think the perma-death idea is good, but a MC server with some of the guys on HG sounds fun

>>10666918
Quickly fire one shot at his hand and then another at his head. When he falls just catch his body.

>>10667002
No perma death? I sort of like the idea, but I'd like to have a few more opinions on it.

>>10667021
Make it perma death but also put like a time restriction either way the map will only have 2 players and it will last for decades

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>>10667021
>The server would be dead within a few hours depending on the world size, but maybe resetting the world daily would work better? Or maybe just not having permadeath.

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>>10666936
>>10667021
You should have death counts affect whatever leaderboard
and stuff.

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>>10667002
>Zer0 is puzzled. He comically places his free hand on the Inkling's now-bloodied forehead to keep her at bay as she swings her arms, and examines the pistol with the other. After looking it all over to see what the malfunction was, he just shrugs and tosses the pistol over his shoulder. It being Tediore brand, the gun explodes several feet behind him, and a new one magically takes its place in the holster the assassin has on his waist.
>Looking down at the Inkling, Zer0's faceplate beams the following message as he speaks: "H0W?"
Absorbing bullets?
Just what are you made out of?
Rubber? Or what else?

>>10667034
>>10667038
>>10667040
Noted. I'm gonna focus on making the server now, see you in a few hours once it's up and running.

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>>10667073
>It's actually happening

Minecraft server admins can see IP
Be careful

>>10667088
Only the discord admins should be in charge desu

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>>10667058
I'm not made of rubber, I'm made of ink. What else would a squid be made of, metal?
>The Inkling giggles slightly, and starts to wipe off the ink from her face with her hands.
Ugh, such a mess..

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>>10667088
Well that kind of kills the mood.
Not by much, probably about 2 or 3% of the idea was soiled.

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>>10667088
>Implying I have anything to lose

>>10667095
Who?

>>10667088
So what?

Well shit guess I gotta go buy miney crafta now

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>>10667097
>Zer0's just outright baffled: "?!".
>The assassin loosens his grip on the Inkling's forehead, and silently turns and walks away. He's never met someone he couldn't physically kill before. Luckily he's more than a one-trick pony. Since bullets have no effect, next time, that creature will feel the wrath of the blade. But, that's for another day.

>Have a good night, HG, and a great day tomorrow!

>>10667146
They can give out locations.

>>10667146
I assume that nobody wants to be part of yet another IP leak

>>10667158
Why would they do it?

>>10667180
Why do shitposters shitpost? Just to do it.

>>10667180
Some men just want to watch the world burn

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>>10667180
Because we all hate each other.

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Reminder that everyone worried about ISP are greiefers who don't want to get hunted down and killed by thier victims.

>>10667179
>implying anyone will use their real IP

>>10667139
plutia (doesn't give a shit about HG anymore), shorty (doesn't give a shit anymore), hei (doesn't give a shit anymore), dedede (too busy with vidya to give a shit anymore) and asgore (the only one who might give a shit to do this)

>>10667205
>the admins should be people that don't care enough to do admin things

>>10667205
Why the fuck is asgore admin?

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>playing minecraft

>>10667205
>asgore
>hg discord admin
I thought that place couldn't get more cancerous when I left from it. I was wrong.

>>10667232
fuck off Cirno

>>10667237
>cirno
that's obviously ramsalt

>>10667251
Same person

>>10667205
>dedede
He would probably do it if we convinced him

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>>10667152
>Nighto

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But i think everybody is dying to know, who's going to be the cameraman that uploads shitty YouTube videos of whatever happens on the supposed Minecraft server?

>>10667223
i guess they just wanted someone active

if the HG minecraft server doesn't have a mall and a big hunger games game i saw some servers have years ago i will flip

>believing anon when he says he's going to do something
Guys...

>>10667296
Hoshi with his dank meme channel

The fuck are you people talking about?

>trying to dowload an app so I can play with friends
>Waiting...
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!
J U S T D O I T
U
S
T
D
O
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T

>>10667325
itt: anon is blind

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>>10667325
>We are about to upgrade the games

>people leaving threads more

Please no

>>10667251
Could you stop namedropping me?
Also here is your +1 UID

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>minecraft
kys
I pulled out one of the last few yukin pics I could find on my phone just to tell you to kys

>>10667403
Yuki-kun!
>glomps

._.

>>10667403
We'll look what the tide brought in
>slaps ass
How's the progress on changing the game irl?

Out of toilet paper so lets make a game about this. Roll for results.

1-3.Take a shower
4. Use hands to get clean
5-7. Don't clean up at all
8-9. Fap while taking a dump
0. Take a picture of my asshole

>>10667469
roll

>>10667469
Roll?

>>10667469
>He's a scatfag
leave

>>10667469
>game

This will be over in one roll tho.

>>10667474
>>10667475
>>10667478
>>10667481
Should've said 5th roll gets it. Oh well.

>We're not actually gonna get a minecraft server
Kms rn desu

Please wake up

>>10667535
five more minutes please

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>>10667535
But I'm tired.

>>10667535
I have no reason to.

Capping images

>>10667411
gay
>>10667439
don't have the noose yet, so a failure

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Whaddup lurkers.

What's this about a minecraft server?

>>10667535
Only until my dumbass brother stops talking to his boyfriend

>>10667676
Started watching this today. I enjoyed myself.

>>10667676
Can I have some uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuyyyuyyuyyuuuuuuuyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fries?

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>>10667676
I remember my granddad and I watching this show back when it was still on the air, and it scared the shit outta me.

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>>10667704
Hey look, another Mr. Meaty fan.
>>10667717
Well you have to talk to Josh, he takes the orders, I just cook.

>>10667726
Don't blame you, the tapeworm episode was especially scary.

>>10667732
Watched it years ago and it was a pleasant nostalgia trip

Perky tits are the best

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>>10667742
That was the exact god damn episode that i was thinking off, i just walked in during the middle of it and it spooked me good.

Maybe I'm just a pussy or something.

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>>10667726
>I dunno why, but the puppets in general always scared me as a lil kiddo.

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>>10667767

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>look for a copy of Persona 5
>70$

I'm sorry, wallet

>>10667767
You're saying that like saggy tits are good.

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>>10667779
I never really had a fear of something normal like a doll as a kid, but my little brother is fucking terrified of those realistic girl dolls like in this se Annabel movies and it's hilarious. I already have a perfect idea for a stupid Halloween prank.

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>>10667775
Trust me, it would be ten times worse if you were the victim.

>>10667801
They aren't nigger

>>10667815
Then why'd you have to voice your opinion like there was an actual competition?

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>>10667791

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>>10667799
Oh fuck i just remembered that he's dead.
Goddammit.

>tfw microwaved marshmallows
Very successful and very good idea.

>>10667824
Because my opinion is fact

>>10667841
Last I tried this the mallow inflated and got all over the inside of the microwave. Very bad idea.

>>10667850
How long did you cook it for?

Plan on picking up a punk girl. Are the best with more of a bitchy attitude?

>>10667854
Put it on for like 10 seconds. Might of been because my microwave is from the late 80s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrROvElvWwI

>>10667855
I dont know but I wish you luck with finding one
I guess you shouldnt lean to bitchy because people tend to ignore bitchy.

>>10667860
Yeah that might be part of the problem. I cooked mine for 30 and when it got big I took it out, and wrapped it around a kebab stick. It's chewy and it makes everything smell like marshmallows and holy fuck I love it.

>>10667838
why didnt twitch continue to do the mister rogers marathon?

>>10667871
That shit bloated up so damn fast and burnt everywhere.

>>10667855
Do not be one of "those" bitches like those bitchy avatars
You know what I'm talking about

>>10667866
Not super bitchy just mild, like with a slight attitude.

>>10667883
Name one for reference?

>>10667888
Seems cool, I kinda would rp with that since most people I RP with are friendly.

>>10667890
Rika/Duncan (if you remember him)/any person that acts like a dick for no reason

>>10667895
They're just lashing out at the world because of their own personal failures

>>10667894
>>10667895
Like I said it would be with some kind of attitude but not to a point where I'd blatantly push away others. I'd just have to wait for someone to interact with me to break the character in.

Bitchy avas wouldn't be a problem if 90% of the RP didn't fall into "let's have a casual chat and talk about our background" category

>>10667908
it's true, but it comes off less as having a bad backstory and more meanspiritedness
>>10667924
Then that's fine by me, man, just go for it and you won't even mess up

>>10667927
Explain?

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>>10667829
Who cares about PC? Nobody wants to watch anything PC. It's completely boring!

>>10667954
he said pg, stupid!

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>>10667962
Failing to see the difference here!

>>10667966
degenerate slut, there is a big difference

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>>10667966
Geez, keep your shirt on, you weird woman!

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>>10667972
Whoa there, you should watch your mouth. That wasn't PG, doooode!

>>10667973
What? Me? Weird? Have you taken a look in the mirror? It's annoying hearing someone like you calling me weird.

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>>10667895
>Duncan was so good though, I miss him a lot

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>never got the chance to explain my avatars' backstories in the almost 2 year I've been here

>>10667991
>When you've autisticslly thought out superpowers for each of your avas.

Kill me.

>>10667989
>Duncan
>Good
Mcfucking kill yourself

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>>10667982
Same to you, you can barely keep your breasts in your shirt most of the time. And if I didn't know any better, you probably want to hook up with a bunch of men!

>>10667997
>Name one flaw to his character

>>10667996
That's just you self inserting and godmodding

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>>10667999
>Panty climbs over the counter and behind the register
>She moves in close and fondles your mantitties
Teach me the secrets, big boy.

>>10667944
Explain this backstory thing please

>>10668007
Not even for RP, just for my autistic pleasure.

>>10668005
You said it yourself lol
But seriously though his character wasn't bad, just him

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>>10668011
>Parker jumps back.
HEY! That is technically sexual assault, and I won't allow it!

>>10668013
I do the same thing, anon

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>>10668014
>What do you mean him? He played Duncan perfectly, just the fact that people started to hate him because of his character just show how good he played it.

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>>10668022
Who the hell do you think you are?
>Panty marches up to you and angrily jabs at your chest with her finger with every sentence
A cherryboy like you should be thanking me for stimulating your senses. You got something to hide? How about I complain to your manager for telling me what to do with my delicious perky breasts?

Is Dark Magician Girl here?

If a relative of mine is sick and I only know what they look like and their name, am I a bad person for not caring about them? I don't care if I am, I just want to know.

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>>10668063
You called?

>>10668064
>My grandfather and grandmother died in the same month but I didn't really care, not that I am a cunt but just that I saw them twice in my life

>>10668063
That is a question better asked in erp. You know that and so do I.

>>10668071
no, I'm ask for DMG

>>10668064
Nah, you're good. Being overly empathetic and emotional doesn't define you morally.

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>>10668078
The costume needs work, I see.

>>10668062
>Parker pushes her hand away.
First off, I'm a pubescent teenager that does LARP, so it would be expected I'm not interested in girls. Second, go right on ahead, I'm sure he would be fine with someone indecently exposing herself in their restaurant.

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>tfw going to start my own erp server

>tfw too lazy to cap images

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>>10668034
And how easily their feelings could be hurt

>>10668073
>>10668081
Alright, thank you.

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>>10668094

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>>10668100
Here's the hothead

>Suz and Ocelot like Duncan.
Trash does associate with trash after all.

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>>10668094
>>10668103
>At the word "restaurant" Panty suddenly looks around at her surroundings
>She sees the menu board, the kitchen in the back
>A dysfunctional family eating red piles of slimy food at a table afar

Ooh! Oh shit, well fuck me! I thought this was a male strip bar. Yeah, I thought it didn't make sense to have a kid like you at the front of the house.

Shit, I completely misunderstood the sign outside. Looks like this Mister Meaty's meat went too all of the wrong places.

>She grins, scanning you up and down with her eyes

Wrong kind of meat! My bad.

I CANNOT STOP THINKING ABOUT DICKS!

>Yukine

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>>10668143
Well fine. Now unless you want a Mr. Meaty Combo Meal, I would suggest going somewhere else with your perverted activities.

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>>10668140
>Let me guess, you must be one of Duncan's victims.

Got any questions?

>>10668163
No.

>>10668163
About?

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Wanna get WASTED with me, HG?

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>>10668153
What the hell is that supposed to be?

>Still behind the counter she walks around and gets behind the register.
>She presses a few buttons on the electronic touchpad, looking through the menu

They all loon the same! You can actually eat this shit?

>A customer walks in front of her to place an order, but Panty forgets where she was, she yells at the customer

The fuck you staring at?!

>>10668177
Anything.

>>10668188
What's your opinion on explaining your ava's background story while RPing?

>>10668203
If you can make it comprehensible without being like Aang, then you're fine.

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>>10668180
Stop pressing those buttons!
>Parker gets the woman and drags her to the back.
I'm sorry sir, but the cashier is on a lunch break, I'll get to you once I deal with this.
>Parker goes to Panty
Okay, here is what's going to happen, either you leave this place as you are now banned under chapter 3 paragraph 5 of the Mr. Meaty employee manual, or I am going to have to force you to leave with this plutonium rod that powers the bagging machine.

>>10668214
>without being like Aang
What do you mean?

>>10668217
Copy pasting from the wiki. Not putting work in. Don't get me wrong, I liked him, but that's just fucking lazy and I don't that.

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>>10668215
>Panty takes the rod out of your hand and spins it around in her own
Oooh, dragging a girl to the back during work? You're off the hook! Er...

>She squints at your greasy nametag

Parker! How about you show me your plutonium rod that powers your bagging machine? I'll be happy to leave then, a satisfied customer.

>>10668221
Okay got it

>>10668217
>>10668221
I remember some WoW panda posting a fucking wiki with the citation marks still in the text. Made me spit out my drink.

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>>10668222
What!? No! You have gone to far this time trying to blackmail me with sexual favors! If you don't leave now I'm gonna get the security guard, and let me tell you, he has a lot of pepper spray.

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>>10667535

>>10668237
Don't reply to my posts almost 2 hours after I post them ever again

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>>10668245

Sometimes I like to dress my dog up in my sister's clothes when I fuck it
Does this make my dog a roleplayer

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>>10668236
Well fine if you're really going to defend your chastity over your job I guess I have hope choice.

>Panty tosses away the plutonium rod into the meat disposal
>It breaks and coats everything in the room with a glowing green dust.

>A black rotting meat monster crawls out of the disposal and attempts to eat the meatiest thing in the room, Parker.

Look out!

>>10668268
*No choice
>Fuck you autocorrect

>>10668259
no it's just a cosplayer

Gimme da succ
I WANT DA SUCC

>>10668268
>>10668281
do your job whore

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>>10668268
AH!
>Parker dodges out of the way, making the monster hit the wall.
Now look what you've done! You've made a monster out of the horse giblets and chicken brains! Looks delicious though.
>Takes a bite out of the dazed monster.
Tastes like beef.

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>>10668291
Anonymous don't have physical bodies. So I can't, stupid.

>>10668293
Don't eat that, stupid! That's a meat ghost! It'll possess you if you eat too much of it!

>Panty begins to strip in the middle of the restaurant
>Colorful lights and electronic music fill the room

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Roll

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>>10668314
Ugh, what is even happening, it's like a leprechaun projectile vomiting all over the-
>Parker sees Panty in her indecent deed and shields his eyes.
Good lord woman! Of all times to get naked it has to be now?!

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>>10668326
https://youtu.be/ejTgl3cCyDo
>The meat monster continues to grow filling up half of the back area
>Panty now holds up her underwear between her fingers

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>>10668326
>>10668338
>It starts to take on a flashy blue glow
>You take note of it's very lewd design

>>10668319
DOOT DOOT ROLLING FOR OPINION

>>10668319
>>10668345
Kys
>>10668342
>it's
>it is

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>>10668338
>>10668342
>Parker can only stand their in shock as this was perhaps the most bizarre thing he ever witnessed.
>Well, maybe except the time he had that enormous tapeworm ripped out of him with a fishing rod.
W-what. The. Heck. Is. Even. Happening.

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>>10668360
Alright, Parker, I'm going to have to ask you to trust me and jump into the meat monster! Just don't even think about it. Jump into it like you were thinking about jumping into me earlier!

>>10668319
Wheeeee

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>>10668367
>>10668360
Active time Event
>A : Jump into the meat monster like a boss
>B : Be a pussy and don't help Panty exorcise this ghost. Not cool man, kys.

So sleepy read me a bedtime story HG

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>>10668367
>>10668373
>B.
No! You have been unhelpful in every possible way, you can do this yourself!
>Parker runs out of the restaurant, but not before punching in his time card before running off.

>>10668377
Once upon a time, Anonymous poster number 10668377 was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

>>10668384
My nigga

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>>10668259
If you're a complete retard in denial that makes the dog female

>>10668406
Holy shit, kill yourself

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>>10668384
>Moments later after much commotion, screams, and gunshots coming from inside the meat joint, the giant meat monster escapes and starts moving towards the city.

>Panty walks out covered in shit and meat, the Mister Meaty's red food coloring all but have left it's host.

>Panty throws you an ugly glare as she leaves through the front door. You notice she's carrying her shit covered panties in one hand. Apparently you've been watching this entire fiasco unfold from outside.

>Panty doesn't say another word, getting on the bus in her shit covered state but being kicked out moments later. She decides to walk home, but not before jumping into the nearest river

>It's apparent that she'll never be visiting another Mister Meaty's as long as she lives
>You've lost a customer today...

>...but it doesn't matter because-
https://youtu.be/tl0Qdux0p8s

https://youtu.be/AfS8lVY94WM

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>>10668417
Finally she's gone. Dunno what to do about the monster though, probably someone else will deal with it.
>Parker goes back to the restaurant and begins to clean up the various fluids left behind by the monster.

I want to shitpost HG
Start the day with a smile
Help others
Initiate friendly conversations
Take and give feedback to improve ourselves
Publicly tell you all that you're good people
Offer people my help
Stop bullying
Try making a good code

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>>10668438
Fuck off, Steve Jobs.

I always get fucking murdered at the end of my dreams. What's this supposed to tell me about myself? Last time it happened I was having a bonfire with some mates when one of them sneaks up from behind and strangles me with his belt

>>10668480
sounds like a lack of trust in your mate(s)

>>10668485
It happens in different ways though, last time I got flattened by a hydraulic press

>>10668491
sounds like a lack of trust in hydraulic presses

>>10668498
hmmmmmm

makes sense

>>10668506
You've been watching too much of that YouTube channel

>>10668498
"Why are you acting so strange Anon?"
"I don't know you are really what you seem, press. I think you could crush me at any second."

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underage cunny

zura

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>>10668544
Zura ja nai, Katsura da

>does something you like

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>>10668550
Me no hable Espanol.

I miss dead hours RP

>>10668573
It wasn't very common in the first place, but it was more frequent than usual.

First 24

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>>10668634
Parker Dinkleman

>>10668634
24

screencap this post as the image

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>>10668634
Kirino

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>>10668634
Anarchy Panty

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>>10668634
A FUCKING FISH

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>>10668634
Captain Luna

>>10668634
I think we need fillers in order to reach the bare minimum

>>10668634
>inb4 BEANED
Use this as an entry btw.

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>>10668634
Life

>tfw unironically own a fidget spinner

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>>10668634
Umbrella girl

>>10668697
which one

>>10668708
The one that hypnotizes Russian youth to hate Putin

>>10668708
UFO spinner

Lana's mom is cute

>tfw they got el chapo

>>10668742
again?

ITS REAL NIGGA HOURS
HONK IF YOU UP

>>10668769
HONK

yare yare

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>>10668769
HONK HONK

>jerks you off
>Shimakaze (Female)

>>10668811
It's the antikamina!

Really fucking dead isn't it

>>10668828
It's bad, but I've seen worse. How you doing?

>>10668847
Tired, hungry, bored. Just watching nothing happen.

>>10668859
Why not play a game while you keep the tab open in the background? It's what I'm doing.

>>10668727
I want to fuck Lana's mom

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>>10668875
>>10668859
>Not playing vidya in the background
>Updating the thread over and over again as if the next immediate post matters instead.

>>10668941
Hush Hoshi. We all know you only exist inside the threads like some phantom of the imageboard.

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>>10668634
Octoling

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>>10668949
I'm always watching. I never let a thread 404 before I look at it, this is because I only sleep three hours a day.

>>10668634
So are you going to host?

>>10668954
Hunger Games NSA

>>10668954
ff14 is trash
splatoon is better

>>10668971
orange to apple

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>>10668971
Kamina was right.

I'm banning Inkling from my games.

>>10668972
apple is better than orange, without a doubt

>>10668980
>he thinks i'm inkling
I shoud've expected this from somebody with shit taste

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>>10668989
It's too late, Inkling. No amount of damage control will save you now.

>>10668994
>he still thinks i'm inkling
i could kick inklings ass in spla2n anyday

>>10669002
Aw shaddup, Inkling.

>>10668994
Avast, 'twas not Inkling but I, the captain Luna!

>>10669008
please stop calling me inkling
i'm not a shitter, i actually use gyro controls, i don't want to be compared to him

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>>10669012
>sings the SB theme
Who lives in a big crater right on the moon?

>>10669027
Cap-tain-Lu-na

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>>10668634
Johnny

Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>10669051
No.

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>>10668634
TSUUUUUUUUUU

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>>10669051
Yes.

>>10669051
Uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhb two Numbah nines

>>10669060
>>10669066
RIGLESS HOST

>>10669078
>Gives you a copy of "Host basics 101: How to be a rigless host and creating your own events!"
There you go.

>mfw can't even fill 24 fillers

>>10669108
Just "First 24" seems like bait

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>>10669032
Is your face broken? I sent you some cute images on Discord.

>>10669129
I'm not actually Luna.

>>10669129
plz suck my dick hoshi

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Here I am.

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>>10669133
Okay.

>>10669146
Nah.

Suggest me something to watch

>>10669161
vsauce

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>>10668634

Doremy Sweet

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>>10668634
Chelsea

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>>10668634
Seto Kaiba

If you could swap bodies with someone for a day, who would it be?

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>>10668634
Kasane Teto

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>>10668634
Kenji Harima

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>>10668634
Minako

>>10669252
Nobody since they would have my body

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>>10668634
Tony Kornheiser

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>>10668634
Bell Cranel

>>10669161
Initial D

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>>10668634
Adachi

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>>10668634
Not Adachi

>>10669288
>>10669294
Something is not right here.

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>>10668634
Baited Adachi

>>10669299
Why? One is Adachi and the other is clearly not Adachi.

>>10669288
>>10669294
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

>>10669299
Try asking them if they'd like to fuck an owl.
The real one will say yes.