ITT: Pokemon Are Real. Universe 2. Which region has the best

bugs

>>10645359
Morty

i want zygarde to choke me

>>10645359
Dicc.

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niggers

>>10645359
Best eats? Unova, hands down, ese.
Kalos and Hoenn are pretty good, too, and I got a soft spot for Orrean stuff.
>>10645395
. . . Mija, if that's you, get off the Internet and go to bed.

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>>10645359
Unova.

>>10645276
"I remember being in charge of people... including you. But else I don't remember much about you in there"
"Lets assume I was a leader of sorts in a team, the questions are 1: How? 2: Why? 3: Who else leads?"

>>10645439
make me

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>>10645207
>Morty laughs awkwardly and backs up a bit, glancing over his shoulder at his Gengar
"Answers varies depending on whether or not a safe word is involved."

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>>10645177
"I didn't see him, but I guess not."
>>10645354
>She grumbles something about speaking so everyone can understand, but is otherwise silent, attempting to help out with the packing as well

>>10645471
( how could a safe word help in breath play?)

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>>10645471
>Did you know they have mouths on the end?
>The wing curls itself back around Morty's throat.
"What's the safe word then?"

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>>10645276
"Sure sure, it'll be more fun if we're all drunk and doing silly things though."
>>10645074
"Should be fun then!"

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>>10645354
"Ooops."
>Keep trying to help.

>>10645496
"That's weird... I didn't know humans could do that. You think he had heaters in there?"

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>>10645415
>>10645452
>>10645518
>>10645521

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ok were posting porn now

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This is now a femboy thread

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>>10645531
I think he keeps himself alive out of spite alone. He casually told Quincy to hurry up and kill me sometime if the future. The dude was obviously pure ashhat.

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>>10645442
>Frankie: clutching his head.
"Ugh... can't keep this up long... Val thinks it's something about being, like, a great hacker, and a good friend in the ranks..."
>The soccerdork shakes, and takes a deep breath as he stares at the ceiling.
>>10645525
"Fuck yeah... I need two shots and some water."

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P. S. this is definitely not Turts

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>>10645599
at least post good porn.

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>>10645496
>It doesn't take long for everything to be packed into four different duffel bags, one for each of them, Quincy's containing his souvinirs, his runebook, and clothes.
>Leah's contains a number of homemade shampoos, brushes, and whatever else she thought important to bring

>>10645531
>Xem has his oil -minus one jar- and whatever else he wanted to bring

>>10645588
>Oathkeeper has his care kit as well, like the other two, and whatever else he decided to pack

"Alright, think you can carry all this in flight, Xem, or are we going to do this the hard way?"

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>>10645622
you first big boi

>>10645644
>he in Sinjoh bitch, no shit there is a chill in the air

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>>10645588
"Weird... Maybe it's magic."

>>10645625
"Yeah, I think so. I can't carry the other two though."

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>>10645512
(It wouldn't. Morty just isn't thinking his responses through. Typically in breath play you would use a physical gesture of some sort, if you bother at all.)
>>10645515
>I do now
>Sweat
"It's uh..."
>There's an audible gulp as he thinks the matter over
>He still hasn't realized that safewords are worthless in breathplay
"It would be.... Perish Song."

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>Coffee arrives
>Including an irish for Sylvie

>>10645589
"That's... not too far of my skillset. What intrigues me more is what friends I supposedly had"
>Watching Frankie be in physical
"You really need to take a break"
>Thinking
"Maybe Rey could tell me a few things directly, I'm ready"

>>10645525
"Silly things can sometimes be embarrassing"

>>10645625
>Mosquito that has no business being in Sinjoh: Feast on weaboo blood.

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>>10645711
"If you can't do embarrassing things around or with friends then what's the point?"

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>>10645686
"Not a problem, that's what pokeballs are for."
>He looks to the other two
"If you're okay with a... I don't know how long a trip it's gonna be, but it'll be a long one. Can you guys handle being in the balls for a while?"

>>10645734
>Quincy slaps it off his hand
"The fuck?"
>Please don't be the sign of something big coming, let Quincy have just a bit of a break

>>10645415
have any salazzle?

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>>10645711
"Maybe... yeah, I need a break. Not sure you want to try that, though. It's rough."
>Take a breath.
"I'm curious as to some things, but I can wait, after that."
>>10645738
"You say that, and then you wake up with a mediocre-looking naked guy next to you and a friend sleeping in a beer spill."
>Frankie: order them sake shots, and chase them with a whole lot of water.

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>>10645783
"I'm not really sure about leaving you with only a single overly encumbered Xem for company."
"Can't I just fly along with you two?"

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>>10645809
you bet I do sweetcheeks
I may be a faggot but fuck if this lizard ain't hot

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(Also if anyone wants to bug Zygarde to introduce a new character I'm good for that.)

>>10645692
"Guess I can't let you go until you pass out."
>I'll give you like... 5-6 Morty posts until he passes out?
>That sounds reasonable, I dunno.
>The wing wraps back around his neck, cutting the oxygen off yet again.

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>>10645839
"We are in this together, and the faster we get to the bottom of it, the better"
>Bracing for impact
"Heh, can't say I've had my drunken experiences"

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>>10645783
"Thanks, Quincy."

>>10645840
"...I guess that works."

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>>10645808
Jesus annon have some class! There isn't even a knot! Find less shit yiff or get out.

>>10645783
>Mosquito: be the usual annoying fuck of a bug and escape smashing doom
>Flee with your bounty

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>>10645840
"I mean... I guess, if you can keep up."

>>10645893
"Yeah, we all ready then?"

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>>10645868

>Shitposter gets guaranteed replies

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>>10645914
"I'll try my best boss"
>He didn't think about that part
"I-I mean yea, of course boss. No problem at all."
>roll to low key hex something in the beg so I can track that shit

>>10645941
>talking about the shitpost era replies
Pick one:
>Ignore them
>Don't

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>>10645914
"Yeah, when you are."
>I assume everything is either packed on and a few things need to be carried.
>Xem heads outside.

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>>10645884
>WELP
>You asked for it. A wave of psychic energy surges through your mind, foreign impulses and emotions coursing into it.
>It's overwhelming, snippets of imagery flickering by. Many of them feature yourself. Some have a Porygon, an Espurr, or an unkempt man with an odd glint in his eye.
>There's something else, too - a very strong feeling of attachment, trust, and a bit of guilt.

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>>10645874
>Sounds fair enough to me
"Wait, wha-"
>The sentence is cut off with a strangled gasp
>Morty squirms a bit, wrapping a hand around the wing and tilting his head back to stare down Zygarde

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>>10645946
>good job, you can now track Quincy's coat
"You sure? I don't want to lose any of you..."
>Speaking of which, he looks at Leah
"Unless you want to trudge through the snow, you gotta get in the ball."

>>10645982
"Hang on, we're waiting on Leah"

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>>10645919

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>>10645894
>feral

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>>10646045
>AWAKEN MY BADGER!
>She jolts awake at the sound of her name, taking a good ten seconds to figure out what Quincy said.
"Fine. I'll get in the ball."

>>10645874
question
what happens if we attack the jotaro

>>10646084
>did you just give me shit for implying the dude with a KNOT BITCH shirt should be taking a knot?

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>>10646022
"I'm not hearing a safe word."
>Zygarde glares over at the Gengar and then back to Morty.
"Any day now."

>>10646101
(He's probably gonna try to get Yveltal and Xerneas on you. Maybe Hoopa too.)
(Kakyvel, Pol...neas? Hoopseph? I dunno.)

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>>10646133
>liking feral
lel
e
l

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>>10645839
"Haha what, sounds like you've got a story."

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anyone else wanna fuck this thing as badly as I do?

>>10646171
your attempt at pornspamming is about as pathetic as your taste

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>>10646012
>Here we gooooooo....

>yourself...
>Some kind of a cafeteria...? ...many people are here...

>Porygon
>Two Porygon...Probe?... and a PorygonZ

>Espurr
>..."you are safe with us"...

>unkempt man with an odd glint in his eye
>...close friend...

>scene change
>A wreck...MAG evolved?...desperately searching for my ... close friend... brother...
>...searching
>...close
>...record scratch

>scene change
>...wake up...
>...open eyes...
>hospital...someone nearby...
>attachment, trust, guilt
>"thank you R..."
>record scratch

>Back to real life
>Empty staring

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>>10646045
>>10646087
"Ready to go now...?"

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>>10646171
>thinking knots=feral
People like you make me embarrassed to be a furry. How can a share something with someone this retarded?

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>>10646231
"As ready as I'll ever be."

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>>10646087
>Leah status: ball'd

>>10646231
"Yeah"
>He clips the pokeball into his coat, where it won't be able to fall out during flight

>>10646278
"I hope so, dude, for real, if you can't keep up, tell us now, I'll put you in the ball so you're safe."

>>10646171
being half a faggot is still being a faggot dude
you want to fuck animals

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>>10646213
>Frankie wordlessly passes Stibs a shot of whiskey, and raises an eyebrow.
>>10646177
>Pet the fairypupper
"My sister's story, actually. My story involves a mediocre-looking girl and a friend sleeping in a puddle of something decidedly not beer."

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>>10646239
>how can a share something with someone this retarded?
you're the retard here, stop typing on mommy's keyboard when she's away you goddman manchild :^)

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>>10646138
>He opens his mouth to respond, and, in a comedic moment involving an expression that can best be described as "shit", realizes his fuck up
>One hand strokes and drums a pattern against the scaling of Zygarde's wing, and the other snakes up to his scarf, thumbing the keystone pinned to it
>Mega Gengar: happen?
>I'm assuming they don't need any sorta verbal cue or anything to mega evolve, but feel free to count this as a roll instead if you think that would be better

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>>10646278
>>10646310
"Alright!"
>I'll assume everyone is already on?
>Last two numbers to a suitable location, Quincy can stop it early though.

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>>10646352
"Well at least they were mediocre and not ugly can't say I know your pain though since I've only bedded those I intended to so far."

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>>10646207
*rolls eyes*
I'd like to see you do better then hotshot

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>>10646323
>implying pokemon are animals
kek
e
k

>>10646436
They're fictional magic animals duder

>>10646403
not him but i could image cap the thread quickly and easily

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>>10646352
>Headache
>Slam the whiskey down
"Uuuugh...I think I mentally blocked out something, or someone"

>>10646402
>Squint
>Immediately followed by pets
" Lucky"

>>10645868
i wanna get addicted to her pheromones. i wonder how she smells or tastes, because i wanna spend the rest of my life with my tongue in her vent

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>>10646444
fineeeeee
if you want to get technical like that then yeah, they are

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>>10646374
>You did it!
>Zygarde notices the Megar, twisting two wings together to point toward the Gengar.
>Gengar is faster so Morty has time to do something, as well as not actually acting this turn.
"What's the deal, huh? Want me to put your Gengar in the dirt?"

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>>10646454
Do it then, all the good people from this thread already left
it's just the scum of the spergs left

>>10646507
>good people from this thread already left
(Can I ask who they were? Because some of them might still be here.)
(Also Idk what your trying to accomplish, this place won't die unless Skitts leaves.)

>>10646507
well, the scum of the spergs and the rpers

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>>10646403
Dude shut up, You are literally just pulling from the topscore page of E6. Its really not that hard to beat that.

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>>10646526
(jus fucking around for the lulz
(You)s are the icing on the cake)

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>>10646402
"Funny thing is, we drank so much that I couldn't physically get it going, according to her friends. She just gave up and fell asleep there."
>Frankie laughs. Dude's definitely opening up.
"But yeah. If I'm going to be in bed with anyone, I'd rather be sober enough to enjoy and remember it."
>>10646459
"Really? Daaamn."

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>>10646526
Also love seeing butthurt niggers like >>10646538 whining lmao

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>>10646382
>This is gonna be a long, LONG flight, unless we start counting shitposts in that
>Quincy's coat flutters in the wind, billowing behind him
>He holds on with his knees, and throws his hands into the air over his head
>He then proceeds to flip two birds
"FUCK YOU SINJOH, PEACEFUL SOLITARY LOCATION MY ASS!"

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>>10646549
What a copout
Give us the dirt anon

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>>10646459
"Nothing lucky about it pokemon are surprisingly amicable when it comes to that sort of stuff."
>>10646552
"That sucks, nobody made fun of you afterwards for it I hope."

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>>10646535
>only the rpers left
>in an RP thread

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>>10646586
you're a copout
>captcha pepe level
My pepe level is over 9000 thanks to all this porn

>>10646606
not really
the shit porn poster is still here

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>>10646622
praise kek

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>>10646479
>Were he not being choked there would likely be a gasp of some sort as his head falls back against the wing.
>It takes him a moment for Morty to regain focus
>He looks up at Zygarde and smirks the best he can, snapping once with his free hand.
>This is a Perishgar, it knows exactly one strategy
>Gengar used Perish Song!

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>>10646622
Come on
Whos your favourite nerd

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>>10646636
love you too bitch

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>>10646600
>Sippppp
"Amicable, you say?"

>>10646552
"How to say it... a while after the dreams began they looked more and more enticing, better than my actual life at the time. Eventually had to begin pushing back and try to forget them as quickly and carry on with my life, and especially regarding a specific person in these dreams"

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>>10646600
"Nobody whose opinions matter, heheh."
"What do you mean 'surprisingly amicable', though? I'm confused."

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>>10646719
Fineeeeeeee
Borkykins
Probably still here but I'm not going to answer that other question you had

>>10646721
>>10646719
See annon, this guy is finding quality that was made post USM reveal. You have years to work with.. why can't you be like annon?

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>>10646657
"What a pain..."
>Zygarde drops Morty on the ground, sighing.
>Zygarde knows this won't stop the count but he does it anyway.
>He turns to Gengar and let's the arrows fly.
0 Atk Zygarde-Complete Thousand Arrows vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Gengar-Mega: 234-276 (89.6 - 105.7%) -- 31.3% chance to OHKO

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>>10646765
Cute
Hes still here he was posting earlier

>>10646779
I stole those off a shitposter

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>>10646760
>>10646755
>Zap rat: nod in understanding.
>Snug the tech nerd.

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>>10646818
Good to hear

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>>10646831
>Snugged
>Snug back
>Rub a cheek, let the sweet smell out
>This is totally normal
"I remembered another thing, and that si you had something to tell me about a week ago, didn't you?"

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>>10646813
>Morty drops to his knees with a thud, gasping and rubbing at his throat
"Fuck, you're rough."
>Is that a KO on the Gengar, or does it still have that sliver of hp left?

>>10646813
(Did you pull rolls for both being 100? I feel like if you are fair with the expected levels you should have that OHKO)

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>>10646755
"For the most part yes."
>>10646760
"Well I guess less care about random sex and whatnot? Probably has to do with the fact our children come out somewhat mature and yours are clinging to your back for 18 years."

>>10646924
(Morty here, I got the same rolls when I calc'd for level 100 on the default Smogon builds)

>>10646943
(But they really shouldn't both be 100 though?)

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>>10646755
>Fug, replychain memes 2strong
"I know the feeling. I had a bit of that happening as fell, even with the psycho cleaver dream taken into account."
>>10646927
"Huh... Well, I suppose that's a solid contributing reason."

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>>10646924
(I gave Gengar level 100, figuring Morty would get on it.)

>>10646903
>2 count left.
>Yeah we can say Gengar is just gonna need a healing I guess?
"Yeah, don't set anything on fire next time."
>Zygarde fugs off before the count murders his ass.

>>10646986
(Zygarde is 100 I figured Morty's were around 90 or so.)

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>>10646877
>Aww yiss.
>Rey looks up at the nerd and nods.
>Rather than pull any more direct psychic shenanigans, he borrows Stibs' 'dex.
>"Yeah, bro. Like, in those dreams... we were really, really close~. I didn't get that before where I was, before meeting you and Frankie, and I just, like... I dunno."

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>>10646927
>Sipppp
"Makes perfect sense to me"
"...is this what you meant by 'specializing in other things'?"

>>10646988
"Sylvie mentioned their dreams were also much better than the reality"
"Maybe they were less prophecies and more of a wake up call to fix ourselves?"

>>10647010
(Gym leader at 90s? Even for a fleshed out gym leader like Morty.. that seems nuts. We have had champions with less in the past)

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>>10647056
(I was going to leave his Mega Gengar as the only level 100 Pokemon of his, with everything else in the 75-80 range, but if that's not okay I can sorta bump it down? Would seem kinda silly if Quincy outleveled the gym leaders though.)
>>10647010
>Are you forgetting something?
>Shadow Tag
"So I'm supposed to not light incense? Or smoke? Or cook? You're so cruel."
>He returns Gengar to the Pokeball, stuffing it into his pocket

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>>10647055
"Maybe."
>Frankie: now fairly drunk,
"I think, like, they were some sorta 'other us-es', y'know? Like, so we see it's possible, right?"
>Hic
"We should... get home, before we gotta be dragged out, brah."

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>>10647049
>Get the dex back
>Read...
>"in those dreams... we were really, really close"
>!!!
>Drop dex in the table, words for all to see
>Empty stare for all of a minute

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>>10647145
>Sparklion: nod.
>Look around, and consider whether it's feasible to walk with a nerd or two slung over your back.
>>10647167
>Val looks at the 'dex.
>He nods, as if this is completely normal.

>>10646842
can i bury my face in your cloaca and have a drink? i promise it'll feel good for both of us
you smell so nice, i just need a taste

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>Back to reality

>>10647145
"Urgh...most probably..."
"Lets go home yeah...I need to talk with Rey there"

>>10647238
>Scoop up the dex after probably everyone in the table read what it had

>>10647121
( I had put Quincy as a hidden post game boss, in terms of power level. Think Red or Steven Stone in Emerald, otherwise if 70 is ordinarily achievable then we start to run out of room to differentiate power levels with.)

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>>10647121
>Zygarde squints at Morty, walking back over.
"Yep. I'm banning you from any form of fire."
>Zygarde doesn't miss a beat, a wing curling around his arms and bringing them together.
"Guess I'll break these, then."

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>>10647324
>Nodding that indicates a critical understanding
>Lead the soccerdork out, make sure he doesn't pass out along the way.
>Travel, last digit, etc.

bring missingno back

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>>10647300
Sure thing champ, drink to your heart's content~

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>>10647331
(Him being a Red or Steven Stone tier character would be some bullshit, considering that in setting the champion and acting champions are known for being some of the strongest trainers in existence.)
(I just have problems with OCs starting out on similar power levels to the gym leaders and what not who have dedicated their lives to it - it just seems really unfair.)
>>10647356
"The hell? No, what are you doing?"
>An attempt is made to jerk his arms out of Zygarde's grip. Likely a futile one, but an attempt nonetheless.

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>>10647055
"Heh maybe~"
>Gulp the remaining covfefes
"But yeah going back home is probably smart
>>10646765
>borkykins
But i'm scum?

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>>10647485
>Zygarde gives a chuckle, letting go.
>He sits himself against the wall, watching Morty.
"I'm joking. You got anything to do around here? I've got downtime and nothing to do."

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>>10647500
>Sleepy mouse agreement
>Ride on Val all the way home

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>>10647500
Nah, you're just cum
Loveable and delicious

That's my dump, may you blow a good load whoever requested it

>>10647485
(I meant in game Stone or Red, whose levels ranged from Stevens high 70s to reds low 80s)

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>>10647380
>Lightning fast lightning lion
"Back home, duders"

>>10647500
>I have nothing to sipp at the moment
>Oh well, still slightly buzzed
>Give the back pets
"Heh, heh"

>>10647585
"Before you fall asleep, we need to talk"

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>>10647601
>Alola mouse: perk up a bit, look up at the nerd.
>Worry™
>Rey slowly pulls over Frankie's 'dex. No more telepathy stuff this evening, he already overdid that.

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>>10647590
(Ah, I getcha. I still kinda see him as being on par with the Gym Leaders though - the teams they have outside of their jobs, anyway. We did have a general guide to level tiering at one point, if you want me to dig it up? It would basically place Quincy between a Gym Leader and the E4)
>>10647576
>Holy shit, did he just laugh?
>Morty does a quick double take
"You mean aside from Lance? Most of the time I curse people or dick around with divination."

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>>10647645
"I need to test a theory, and for that, I need you to do that psychic trick you did before, but focused on seeing yourself"

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>>10647706
>Rey hesitates, but with a squeak and a nod, tries again.
>He focuses hard on trying to see himself in the hazy not-memories from his weird dreams...

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>>10647691
>He can't exactly lift an eyebrow in surprise but the white hexagons light up, giving a soft glow.
"Divination? How do you do that?"

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>>10647759
"And another thing, no matter what, don't let me block out"

>Here we go again...
>...
>..."wake up"...
>Everything is out of focus
>Rolling to focus

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>>10647867
>Maximum focus.
>You're in for it now, my friend.
>The psych mouse is not going to let you back out of this.

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>>10647808
"There's plenty of ways. Astragalamancy, Cheiromancy, Tarot cards, bone scrying... Those are the ones I prefer."
>He pauses for a second, eyeing and prodding a line on his palm before continuing.
"Were you wanting to give it a try?"

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>"R..."
>Losing focus
>Everything is getting blurrier

>>10647945
>Things are getting clearer again
>Yellow mass is now distinctly an Alolan Raichu
>Conflicting feeling,
>Attachment versus letting go of the unattainable
>"...ay"
>Can't move anything, nothing but an arm
>Just enough
>Hug the...Rey?
>Dream ends

"Dude...how close you said we were?"

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>>10647963
>Zygarde leans back and looks away, the white hexagons glowing brighter.
"Sure. You gonna pick a Tarot for me, then?"

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>>10648040
>"Like... Hella close, bro."
>Hug the nerd.
>"Even if it's just a dream, like... I got hope."

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>>10648072
"Sure, why not? Wait here."
>Morty runs off, returning five minutes later with a Tarot deck.
>It gets shuffled three or four times, during which you can clearly see that it's an Egyptian themed deck.
>Doing this irl too for shits and giggles, if it's "The Star" this deck is getting burned
>After he's finished shuffling he removes the top card, twirling it in his fingers to reveal...
"The World. Completion, integration, accomplishment, travel."

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>>10648232
>The dragon is basically almost glowing from the white hexagons.
>He folds his arms over some of them, blocking the light.
"... Huh. Well that's something."
>Zygarde gives a shrug, watching Morty.
"You wanna lay a curse on someone?"

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>>10648208
>Pick up the zapmouse, and hug
"Whatever I did in what you saw must have left a mark, to seek it out in reality"

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>>10648304
"Sure, who are we cursing? Yveltal? I don't do major curses on important people, but we can make him incredibly itchy if you want."
>He squints, eyeing the white hexagons curiously.
"Hey, what's up with these?"
>The nearest hexagon gets a light prod from Morty

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>>10648315
>Nodnod
>"Like... we were, uh... kinda, like, a thing."

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>>10648382
"Why do I feel like I will have an awkward conversation with Frankie in the future?"
"But not now, we should get some shuteye"

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>>10648363
"Think you can curse a human so he can't touch metal? I wanna see him change his style."
>3
>You poke the ones near his crotch and he shifts uncomfortably, the red ones flaring up.
"Yare yare daze... They react with chemicals in the atmosphere."
>Robot doesn't need a pokerface but you can call him out if you wanna.

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>>10648417
>"Yeah... awkward can wait..."
>"G'night, bro..."
>Flop, both IC and RL.

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>>10648423
>Roll to turn human.

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>>10648456
>"But just how awkward?"
"Good night buddy"

>Turn off the lights
>Bed

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>>10648423
"Easy, I just need the stuff."
>The red lights gets the squint treatment now
"So... They react to chemicals but... Those ones-
>He prods the red lights to indicate which one he's talking about
"-lit up after the white one was poked."
>>10648487
>Almost got the dubs, rip you

>>10648487
(No no annon that now how this works. You have to make a one off shitpost roll to turn you human, not do it yourself)

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>>10648487
>Rip, not today.

>>10648520
"Then go get it."
>Morty gets an angry growl from the legendary.
"Shut up. Go get the stuff before I get pissed off."

Guys how do you evolve a Riolu?

>>10648579
It needs to believe you care about it. Deeply and truely. That being said, it does not have to be true. Find a psychic for hire and it's a two day job. One for the changes, and the next dawn for the evolution to start.

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>>10648576
"Right, geez. I'm on it."
>Morty scrambles away from Zygarde, rushing off to find what he's looking for.
>After 20 minutes spent hunting down the objects he needs Morty returns. With him he carries glass shards, rusted nails, hot sauce, chili powder, cayenne essential oils, onion powder, chili flakes, sea salt, a read candle, and a jar.
"Alright, who's getting cursed?"

>>10648663
So just... be it's friend? I don't need a psychic for that, and doing it that way sounds wrong anyways!

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>>10648717
"A human by the name of Quincy."
>Zygarde reaches under it's collar, presenting a long strand of blonde hair to Morty.
"Does this make it easier? Before you ask, DNA makes it easier to track idiots that need a beating down."

>>10648784
(Quincy's player is griping OOC about curse fuckery. Would you be up to change that?)

>>10648737
You need convince it that you are pretty much the best friend a jackal-person could hope for. If you feel up to doing that the legit way then be my guest. Oh and in case you didn't already know, the evolution can only begin in the morning, so it will probably happen the dawn after something cements your friendship as eternal

>>10648866
(Yeah we can change that or not do a curse, honestly I was just hoping I could pose some interesting character dev with it. Rip.)

>>10645359
Hoenn
Berries and seafood

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>>10648866
>>10648890
(I've got a way to sorta fix it for a potential backfire. That way I still get Morty doing the curse and a curse, just not on Quincy.)
>>10648784
"Quiiiiincy.... I feel like that should sound familiar."
>The candle is lit, the strand of hair wrapped around the wick
"I was more curious how you got it..."
>He works on the spell as he talks, filling the bottom half inch of the jar with salt
"Did you just..."
>Several of the glass shards slice open Morty's palm, both the shards and the blood plopping into the jar
"Ow, fuck. Did you just... Run your hands through his hair while he wasn't looking?"
>The herbs and oils get layered next, hot sauce splashed in as well
"Seems kinda hard to just..."
>The jar is filled near to the top and topped off with salt, Morty grunting with the effort of twisting the jar lid on
"... yoink hair outta nowhere."

>>10648874
There's no other way to do it, either I'm her friend or I'm not, no psychic mind stuff will change that, and I already like her anyways, so it shouldn't be an issue.
Thanks for the advice though.

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>>10648924
"You need to be more careful, you idiot."
>Zygarde looks away toward the floor behind Morty.
"Humans shed. I see your hair, Falkner's and Lance's. It isn't hard to root through the snow or where the humans walk."

>>10648964
Glad I could help. But just to play devils advocate.. Pokémon don't un-evolve, you are correct in saying no psychic trickery will prevent your Pokémon from realizing you are not their perfect friend they remember, but it's not that hard to keep the act up for a single night. After that you have a angry and distraught Lucario, but that's not a real issue either. Memory erasure is so much simpler than making false memories.

>>10648999
So I should make a pokemon suffer so I can be stronger? That's messed up, guy, that's sick and twisted and I don't want any part in it. I'll take the real path.

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>>10649016
Perhaps we'll face each other in battle.

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>>10648965
"I'm fine, happens all the time."
>For the time being his scarf becomes a makeshift bandage
"Snow? Sounds fun, how's that 4x ice weakness treating you?"
>The remains of the candle are poured over the jar lid
"There. Should be done. Guess we'll just have to wait and see how that works."

>>10649048
Only if you're in Kanto!

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>>10649060
"Idiot."
>Zygarde huffs, leaning back against the wall and staring up.
"Keep making jokes if you want to see how long you can go without breathing. You don't mind if I sleep here, do you?"

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>>10649103
I suppose if I'm on a case in the area I'll pass by.

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>>10649119
"How many times have you used that threat already? Do you have a kink, Zygarde?"
>He talks while he works on cleaning up the leftovers from the curse jar, actually taking care not to stab himself this time.
"It's not my house, but I don't think Falkner will care. Just say you're an exotic bird."

>>10649143
Who do you work for?

>>10646382
>>10646581
>Aaaaand they landed in a decently warm forest somewhere in China
>Quincy sets up camp and lets the pokemon out, then passes the fuck out

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>>10649213
>D R I N K

>>10649220
>Roll to turn female

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>>10649212
The Kanto branch of the IP. Currently working in Alola.

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>>10649213
>Somewhere north of Sinjoh a floating pair of keys are durdleing their way to Quincys camp
>Praying to any god that will listen that it's boss be alright
>and that no one notices the suspiciously glowing hairbrush that's currently the poor swords only means of navigation

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>>10649167
"Just an affinity for cutting the snark short. You can rub the blood off on me if you really need to."
>Zygarde finally stops fucking glowing enough to sweep a wing over his face.
>"Night."

>>10649247
>THROW SUN AT

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>>10649290
Can you not joke about that?
>You done did it.
>Autistic spaz man gets out of his chair and closes his fucking window, flipping the lock in, out and in once more.

autistic spaz man is my fave

>>10647445
its delicious, so good
having my tongue inside you is the greatest sentsation ive ever felt
i could sit here and lap at your vent forever, i want to so badly
can i? can i spend the rest of my life here licking away at your cloaca? ill be good, please. i dont think i can leave, ill never leave

>>10649143
I guess Allie and I will have to practice until then!

Hey PAR, what's a shitmon?

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>>10650193
I think it's any Pokemon not ideal for battling?

>>10650330
Define "ideal".

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>>10650501
I'm not a battler, I have no idea what the ideal for battling Pokemon is. Ci dispiace per l'inconvenienza, anon.

>>10650501
Take one hundreds fully evolved species of similar levels. Take individual of each species, and enter them all randomly into a double elimination bracket. Your top 16 quality for another tournament in which you do the same with 360 of the previous victors. The species of your top eight of this victors tournament have earned the right to be called ideal Pokémon.

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>>10649212
WHO DO YOU WORK FOR
FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT

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>>10649667
Hmm, seems I've found a new pet to play with~
Though it's sad for me to say that I have places to be and other mons to fuck
I'll definitely keep you in mind though, what's your name precious~?

>>10651263
I fucking hate this slutmon there needs to be more poor defenseless being plowed to death salandit porn

>>10651263
im ralts
thank you. please come back when you can. i want to drink some more

>>10649928
do it anon

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>wake up and procure breakfast and coffee
>nothing weird happened last night with the alcohol right

Can anyone in Alola help me with a problem?

>>10653317
what's your problem?

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>"...maybe..."
>Rolling to end all the day's work earlier than the usual.

>>10653080
>Nothing weird unless you count weird looks

>>10653317
I'm listening.

>>10653368
>>10653442
Uh, there's a really weird pokemon in my kitchen.
Are there any IP agents here or anything?
it's weird and floaty.

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>>10653317
What's your-
>>10653458
Oh god. Don't touch that.
Where are you?

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>>10653317
I hear the champion of alola is a pretty nice kid, might ask him.
>>10653442
Hey what do you think about me visiting you at work or are you afraid I'll touch things again?

>>10653468
Uh Iki town. My front door is open, look for that house.

>>10653477
I would but he's not on!

>>10653458
weird and floaty.
can I get a vague description?

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>>10653458
Um... Does it look like a jellyfish?
Because if it looks like a jellyfish you should run or hide!
... or knock it out!

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>>10653529
I'll be there in a minute.
>Rolling for travel time with last number in minutes there.
>>10653541
Sun, do you think you could do me a favor and accompany me? Consider it official International Police business.

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>>10653549
>Iki Town
>A feeling of dread and sadness washes over Sun, which he promptly tries and fails to push down
Okay!! I'll be there in 30 seconds!
>Out goes the Nebby, and off to Iki Town goes the Sun

>>10653535
Its like
>>10653541
Yeah that! I'm gonna hide, thanks Sun!
>>10653549
I'm hiding, thanks!

>>10653549
>We can say you arrived, refer to Sun.
>>10653589
>You can see one of the houses with their door wide open.

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>>10653442
>Ha ha, yes
>Three days more

>>10653458
>cough
No I don't know any IP agents.
Just knock it out.

>>10653477
No problem, but I will have to take "measures" again. All the way to Virbank, I'm going to try to evolve MAG again.

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>>10653621
>Well that works.
>Sweaty autistic man lets his Dugtrio out as he enters the house.
>He taps twice on the doorframe with his right hand as he enters the first room.

>>10653589
"You wouldn't mind coming in with me, would you?"

>>10653621
sounds like it'll be handled by those two instead so.
good luck with that.

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>>10653643
Measures huh? If it's what I think it is then I'm fine with that.

>Finish smol brunch and head to Stib's place of work last post is travel time

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>>10653621
Stay safe anon! We'll take care of that Nihilego!
>He avoids looking at the remains pf his own house in the search for anons
>>10653659
"No problem, I don't mind!"
>His Espeon is released from its ball, promptly hopping onto Sun's shoulder as he follows the IP agent inside

>>10653659
>kira
>autistic
(Anon, you aren't playing Joshu.)

>>10653659
>>10653735
>9 and 5.
>The Nihilego can be heard from another room.
>Accompanied by increasingly panicked whimpers.

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>>10653735
"Thank you, Mr. Champion. Why did you decide you wanted to help me, anyway? Boredom?"

>>10653767
>He sighs, pulling his sleeves up and unbuttoning his shirt while he walks into the room.
"Leave the innocent alone, don't you want someone who actually knows how to handle a pokemon?"

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>>10653721
>Superfast borker
>A familiar eye robot is outside the server room

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>>10653830
>Wave to MAG
"Hello, are you the gatekeeper today? Hehe"

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>>10653803
"Not really, I just woke up! But um... if someone needs my help it wouldn't be right to just say no!"
>>10653767
>Sun slowly edges into the room, casting a glance at the Nihilego
"Wow, it's been a while since I've seen one of you guys!"
>While he talks he tries to spot anon - it's easier to keep anon safe if he knows where anon is hiding

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>>10653803
>Nihilego sweats at all that skin showing.
>It makes its way over to the IP agent.

>>10653886
>The Nihilego gives Sun a glance and then turns it's attention back to the IP agent.
>Anon, thankfully is in the closet.

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>>10653886
"Well you aren't obligated to fight this thing, if you want? There is a perfectly good person in a closet there."

>>10653919
"Come on, are you interested in Sun or me?"
>The IP agent takes his shirt off, thankfully he wears something underneath, tying the arms around his waist.
>He takes a few steps back, now behind Sun.

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>>10653871
>MAG keeps fliating in front of the door
"Whirrrrr-rrr-rrri!"
"Bzzz..."
>Click
>Click
>Click
>Click
>Click
"Whir"
>It seems he wants you to wait

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>>10654001
>Sylvie lies down on the floor and yawns
"Sure thing dude just wake me up if I fall asleep."

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>>10653982
"I don't mind, fighting a Nihilego is kinda easy for me? Most of my Pokemon are Psychic types!"
>Our young champ watches out of the corner of his eye, mildly confused
"I can get the closet guy though!"
>>10653919
>Sun starts edging towards the closet, making sure to stay facing the extra-jellestrial

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>>10653982
>Oh shit.
>Jelly is dripping with toxin from seeing a pretty hot dude strip in front of it.
>Jelly rolls for a sting!

>>10654097
>Seems like the person in the closet is having trouble actually getting out

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>>10654021
>Exactly 5 minutes later
"Bzzzz!"
>MAG floats out of the way, as if inviting you inside

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>>10654097
"Well by all means, go ah-"

>>10654126
>Honestly what was I expecting.
>The IP agent gets stung, pulling his shirt off from around his waist and getting it over the Jelly.
"Ow! Sun, if you would do the honors?"

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>>10654193
read part 8

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>>10654126
>Well Sun isn't exactly Mr Muscle, but he tries his best to help anon out of the closet
>No homo
>>10654163
"Yeah, sure! Taeyo?"
>Espeon goes for a Psyshock on the jelly
>Dunno the jelly's level, assumed 100 for the calc
252 SpA Choice Specs Espeon Psyshock vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Nihilego: 704-830 (196.1 - 231.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>Sun casts a glance over his shoulder at the IP agent
"Are you okay?"

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>>10654163
>Rip,. no double tap for you.

>>10654226
>Jelly is KOed.
>I forgot to say it was level 70 sorry about that.
>Anon is free from the closet.
"Thank you! What is that thing anyway?"

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>>10654134
>The sylveon stands up and walks past MAG into the server room and begins looking for Stibs
"Hey dude where are you?"

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>>10654226
"Aside from feeling sick, fine. Good job there."

>>10654255
>IP agent has no beast balls but he tries an Ultra Ball anyway.
>I'm getting Annie tier rolls watch me roll a dubfail.
"Just a new species of pokemon. Would you mind keeping this a secret?"

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>>10654291
"Um... You're not worried about the venom? I thought it made people into inhibition-less jelly mind slaves!"
>>10654255
>Well, the IP agent is keeping it a secret so.... Better follow suit
"It's um... I just call them "jellies"! It's more fun to call them that!"

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>>10654257
"Right behind you"
>Surprise pick up

>>10654291
>Jelly is KOed I'll give it to you.
>Ding, jelly get.
"Oh, really? Sure!"
>>10654335
"Uh, okay! Thank you."
>There's an awkward silence.
"Can you guys leave now...?"

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>>10654335
"I don't feel any different than I did before. Must not work."
>The IP agent shakes his shirt off, putting it back on.

>>10654408
>He pockets the ball and gives the person a look.
"You aren't going to let me look around?"

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>>10654408
"Um.. I guess we can? You kinda seem in a hurry for us to leave..."
>He shuffles awkwardly, distinctly lacking a jelly to nudge around
>>10654456
>You get a furrowed brow in response
"Wow, really? It was really weird feeling when I got stung, I guess that jelly must just kinda suck! No venom jelly, I guess!"

>>10654456
"Uh..."
>Intense sweating.
"Do you have a warrant?"
>>10654551
"Well, uh, I was in the middle of something when it came in..."

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>>10654551
"Well I do feel sick. Sun, would you mind keeping our friend here?"
>Fuck it I'll just name him Kira.
>Kira puts on a pair of rubber gloves and goes through the closet first.

>>10654578
"Just a small check and we'll be gone."

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>>10654388
>Sylvie blush and eep in surprise
"H-hey you didn't need to sneak up on me."

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>>10654609
"Um... Okay! I'll do my best!"
>>10654578
"Ooooooh, what kinda something?"
>Sun and the Espeon on his shoulder both watch anon with intense curiosity

>>10654609
>Closet.
>Nope, nothing in there.
>>10654667
>All these jojos y.
"Uh..."
>The person sits on their bed, taking up as little space as possible.
"Videogames, duh."
>It should be noted their console is unplugged and the PC is off.

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>>10654667
"Better than my other partners. Have you been accepted into the International Police yet?"

>>10654730
>Kira squints at the closet and then moves to check under the bed.
"What do you play?"

>>10652397
I'll do my best sweetie

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>>10654665
"Given the recording Probe here just did, I'm going to say that it was completely necessary"
>Walking out of the building, team in tow and fairypup in arms
"I finished earlier, time to get a bit of necessary training"

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>>10654730
>Because seeing Sun pictured as a buff man amuses me, since it's the exact opposite of what Sun is
>And also because I just really like JJBA, not gonna lie
"Oh, neat! What games?"
>An attempt is made to turn on the console.
>Needless to say, this doesn't work.
"Hey, why's it not...?"
>It shouldn't be difficult to find out it's unplugged, that's not exactly rocket science
".... why's it unplugged?"
>>10654748
"Um... nope! I was gonna talk to an IP agent about it but um.... He got busy investigating a castle in Unova! And then I got kinda busy helping a friend with his island challenge!"

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>>10654808
"W-wait recording? Please don't show it to the others..."

>>10654748
>Under the bed.
>You see a rather large suitcase under the bed.
>Anon is sweating up a storm.
"Uh... F-fallout?"
>>10654867
>Plz.
"Uh..."
>Anon gets up from the bed to plug it in, giving a laugh.
"Sorry, sorry the weird thing must have unplugged it."
>Rolling for how stealthily anon can slip FNV in without Sun noticing.

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>>10654867
"I can always put a recommendation in. Who's your friend?"

>>10654956
"Fallout, mhm? What weapons do you prefer?"
>Kira pulls the suitcase out and roots through it.

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>>10655011
"Oh, it's Silver! I'm kinda sharing an apartment with him right now since um.."
>Sun trails off, trying very hard to think about anything other than his squished house
"He's not all that bad, but he's kinda an ass sometimes! .... a lot of the time!"
>>10654956
"That's kinda weird, dunno why it'd unplug your video games!"
>You manage to slip it past Sun. A pretty easy thing to do, the boy is easily distracted, being busy looking at Kira at the moment

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>>10654916
"Why so, too cute even for you? "
>Rolling: posts to the ferry, last digit