ITT: Pokemon Are Real. Universe 2. Which region has the best

>>10626896
Kanto

>>10626896
I want to come up with a character and actually use them.

bugs

>>10626918
do it

>>10626918
(The Hey PAR format works wonders, it's a fantastic icebreaker. )

(Other than that I'd say just go for it, we are all annon here, so if you don't like your first try, you can just try again and no one will be the wiser. So join in annon, you have nothing to lose)

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>>10626455
>55
>Slipped on the shower
"GAH"

>>10626879
>Many more minutes later
>Emerge clean and with a bump in the head
"Need help cleaning, then?"

>>10626896
Hoenn, Steven is the hero we neither need nor deserve, but god damn he is fun.

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>>10626990
"Yeah if it's not too weird but are you alright?"

r u woke

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So Now that we know what we are going to do next.. I-I feel like we should talk.. Xem.. We are supposed to be a team, a collective unit united by a common goal of mutual betterment. In order to be our best, we need to be able to work both together and alone, and I feel like I haven't been doing a great job at facilitating the former, and I'm sorry about that. So.. what I'm saying is, I want to give teamwork a shot it's time spotlight , how about you?

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>>10627033
"Bumped my head in the shower but otherwise I am alright"
"Why?"

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>>10626867
"Even if they've got empty places, uh, it's still a heavily populated region, I wouldn't trust people not to find us."

>>10627404
"Glad to see you guys being nice to each other again, I'm sorry there's been all this crazy shit stressing us all out, if I could stop it, I would."

>Quincy smiles, finishing up the basic scrub, then rinsing Xem off and drying him.
>He pools some of the oil into his hands, and motions for the dragonite to roll over again

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>>10627404
>Squint.
"Yeah, sure. I just want to go somewhere we don't have to kill everyone."

>>10627524
"Where are we gonna go then?"
>The dragon sighs, rolling back onto his back.

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>>10627524
I think I know a place we can camp out undisturbed, by humans anyway. Have you ever heard of Turnback Cave?

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>>10627479
"Why what? I heard he noise and thought you mighta hurt yourself or somethin"

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>>10627610
"I... what about north of here? Past Sinjoh, I've heard there's a huge landmass that's pretty much empty, kinda like here, but warmer?"

>He's talking about china, basically
>most of the population in the world of PAR seems to be costal, so a huge landmass should be empty in the middle, right?

>Quincy drizzles oil onto the dragonite, and spreads it around before starting to rub it in, making sure the oil seeps through the scales with practiced motions that double as a massage

>>10627715
"No, actually, what's with it?"

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>>10627724
It's a cave in Sinnoh with some interesting properties, chief amoung them is the fact that the cave moves you inside it, not the other way around. If you don't know what you are doing, you WILL end up back at the entrance within an hour of trying to explore the thing.

(Hey PAR how do you not lose motivation on something you've been working hard on?)
(That or ruin it somehow.)

>>10627782
(Remember why you want it in the first place, if that doesn't drive you, than it's not worth doing. As for ruining it, I've found that things are very rarely irreparable, almost all mistakes can be fixed with time.)

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>>10627719
"Technically I did. Memo to self: get one of those rubber pads for the shower"

>>10627782
(Take a small break, maybe?)

>wanna do something
>only quincy, the nerd and frankie
do we not have any other players?

>>10628337
(Slow day for everyone plus bed time for most)
(Including me)
(Maybe if the few euros there are begin posting)

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>>10628337
>I put real effort into inadvertently erasing my Braxien from existence.

>>10628337
sometimes sorta ish

>>10628337
(Not a Euro, but I just woke up. Kinda having trouble figuring out what to do in thread at the moment.)

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Hey PAR, what is the best starter and why is it Popplio?

>>10628429
That's a funny way to say Rowlet.

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>>10628429
But it's not! Rowlet is totally the best starter!
>>10628487
See!! He gets it!

>>10628337
Yeah idk this thread is kinda ded

>>10628429
You spelled rowlet wrong.

>>10628534
(Americans are asleep, Euros are at work)

>>10628534
(It's really not though, people are just choosing to complain about how it's "dead" instead of actually rping )

Where do most people go to meet others? People aren't very friendly in Orre. That or too loud.

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>>10627755
>Sucks that Xem narco'd
"That sounds interesting, but there's still people that could explore it, and find us, if we tried to live there. I think north is the way to go, that huge open space, moderate temperatures, the only people that could see us have to do it through a telescope... it sounds like peace, doesn't it?"

>>10628655
you posted the wrong pic
missingno version is better

>>10628671
(But anon, missingno isn't around, so why would he be on Quincy's MP3 player?)

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>>10628655
Alright boss, if you feel like taken a shot on the untamed north then let's go for it.
One question though, isn't colder then Sinjoh... is it?

>>10628687
hes
always
a r o u n d

>>10628696
The way there that is... we are going north from the attic aren't we?

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>>10628639
To regions that aren't Orre, apparently. Or a cafe, if that's not an option.

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>>10628696
"No, from what I've read, Sinjoh is a special case, it's cold year-round, but even Sinnoh isn't like that, it's like a legendary, maybe Kyurem, decided to fuck with the area. The area north of here is actually pretty average temperature wise."

>>10628639
Ore has that glass city in the desert doesn't it? I thought people there at least pretended to be nice?

>>10628738
Well that's a huge relief, I'm resistant and I don't think I could handle much more.. imagine Xem!

bugs

>>10628731
Well that's a shame. Thank you, Anon.
What region is fairly quiet? Something close to an empty desert.
>>10628761
Phenac? I avoif that place. The water is easy to fall into.

>>10628835
Almia has a desert, and is know to be a quieter place than Orre, it's a region in the Ranger Republics, so no gyms and far less trainers.. but it's still populated, just not densly.

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>>10628835
If you don't mind the law restrictions on trainers and owning Pokemon Oblivia, Almia, and Fiore are all nice and quiet.

>>10628912
>>10628957
I'd rather not have to give my pokemon up even temporarily. What about the place across to the East? Unova?
...Or Egypt? Someone mentioned it before.

>>10628994
I guess if you are going for quiet, Egypt would work, but also implies surviving in a deser without any trace of civilization.

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>>10628786
"Yeah, this guy has managed pretty well for the past three years."

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>>10628994
You wouldn't have to give up your Pokemon in the Ranger Republics, but battling Pokemon and the use of Pokeballs are prohibited.
Orre and Unova are the same continent, with Unova being east of Orre.
It's the exact opposite of quiet.
And Egypt is... South of Kalos and the Ranger Republics. It used to have a flourishing civilization, but it's nothing but desert now. If you think you can survive there feel free to move, but just remember - you're several countries away from the nearest human help.

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>>10629057
You trained us well boss. You raised a strong unit, and it shows. Hell, I betcha when we make it to the northern lands we are going to be the strongest Pokémon around. That'll be a nice feeling huh?

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>>10629155
"Yeah, it will be, maybe we'll meet a new friend, I know we haven't had a member join the team since... well, since Leah, and all that baggage, but maybe we should."
(Oathkeeper would remember that he was the second member of the team, and Xem came first. Leah joined the team as a cyndaquil during the shit that went down several years ago, when his parents died.)

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>>10629447
A new... friend.. huh... I guess it fits. Here we are trekking past the edges of the known world, if we are ever to enlist help, why not now?

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>>10629447
After all, it would be foolish to squander such an opportunity. Who knows what secrets the north might hold? Acquiring a guide to the region is simply to valuable to pass up.

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>>10629825
"Yeah, that's the idea, since the pokemon language is universal, it's not as much of a problem to find a guide, but first..."

>>10629898
"Did you just use two different voices?"

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>>10630118
>for a split second both swords unsheathed, before violently returning to their resting positions
>A doublade expression of anger? Suprise? Confusion? It's difficult to tell.
... What are you talking about boss?
I-I was just.. finishing my thought.
>both keys chain are wiping back and forth like an agitated cat's tail, faster and faster
Don't look at me like that! I'm fine. I'm normal. Boss I swear I'm fine... I swear...
>It's difficult to determine who Oathkeeper is trying to convince, Quincy, or itself
>as it's pleading cries fade into the distance, both chains begin slowing their feverish movement.. until eventually they go limp, their remaining momentum giving them an almost pendulum like appearance

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Good morning /par/ have a bump.

bugs

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>return from narco land and get up to make coffee and check poke4chan

How is everybody today and how was your weekend? I managed to ruin my good socks by having to walk in a sewer.

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>>10633320
I'm alright, I guess.
I just got back from berry hunting in a forest near this mountain I'm living in at the moment.
I don't like how cold it is here, I miss the desert. Maybe I'll just go back to that Hoenn place and live in the desert there.

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>>10633483
What region are you in at the moment?

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>>10633512
I'm in Sinnoh right now.
I had to hop on and off a few boats to get here from Hoenn, but it didn't take that long.
Where are you?

>>10633320
It pretty relaxing.

>>10633483
Deserts are the more suitable opinion for your species.

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>>10633526
Unova currently though there are some rumblings I may be heading to sinnoh due to some sketchy dude following us.

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>>10633532
I know, my home region is Orre but I was dragged out to Hoenn by a human who seems to have now disappeared.
I managed to take his PDA though, it was on the floor next to me when I woke up!

>>10633534
...What kind of sketchy dude?
What does he look like?

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>>10633570
I didn't get a good look at him myself but he has a Reuniclus with him.

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>>10633598
Oh, well if he's still bothering you and you come to Sinnoh let me know, I'll see if I can help deal with him somehow.
Maybe trap him in a deep hole or something.

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>>10633744
Haha I'll tell my friend on your offer and he may just take you up on it.

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>>10633891
Alright!
Either way it'd be nice to meet another Pokemon out here.
I'm not used to living out on my own, it's nice in a way, but having company is nicer sometimes.

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(Didn't see this posted in the thread yet, skitts made a fucking awesome map of the world.)

>>10634079
(Can't wait for the geography memes.)

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Slow day huh /par/?
What was your first pokèmon and how did you meet?

>>10634841
First pokemon was an Eevee and I met them while going on a walk. Somehow I was able to catch them with having nothing more than some poketreats and a standard pokeball.

>>10634841
An Eevee, surprisingly hard to get here in Orre. A water stone was even harder.
How is everyone today?

>>10634859
Wow sounds like a nice time.
You both doing well nowadays?
I hope so.

(Auto update is evil.)
>>10634912
Oh.
Well you both must get along really well then.

>>10634917
Err well not really a couple years ago somebody broke in and managed to steal their ball along with a few other things and I was never able to find them.

>>10634937
I'd hope we do, that or the desert will kill both of us.

>>10634950
That's horrible!
Have you ever tried the asked the police, a few friends for help?

>>10634967
Why don't you move?

>>10635085
Well I haven't had a reason to yet.
Moving would either result in my home being ransacked or me getting lost.

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My boss sucks.
Morning, how is everyone?

>>10635480
How much for an hour?

>>10635085
Yeah I did but gave up on ever finding them after a year of people looking.

>>10635407
Try finding another water type?
Trading?
I'm sure you can do something to make thing easier.

>>10635540
That's to bad...
Maybe they'll turn up one day?

>>10635480
Decent.

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>>10635480
I'm alright but... I think I may need to get a job soon.

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>>10635491
Probably your dick.

>>10635599
Just decent?

>>10635650
Do you battle?

>>10635599
Yeah I'm hopeful but by now they've probably forgotten about me.

>>10635480
Good morning. My friends are mostly either out or busy right now, so it's just me and one other friend browsing this Unovan traditional crocheting board.
May I ask why your boss sucks so badly? I've had bad bosses, so I can sympathize if nothing else.

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>>10635668
Ah, no. I do musicals in Nimbasa, when I can find a way to get there.
Which, sadly, isn't very often.

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>>10635758
Crazy psycho who smashed a Scrafty's head in with a sword yesterday.

>>10635807
Unova is shit for that unless you want your pokes """""liberated""""".
I suggest Hoenn. You have the money for that?

>>10635842
Ah. I know exactly who you are referring to.
Is he still having people chase dreams and search for spectres?

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>>10635842
No, I've just been lounging around a friend's apartment and living off their food since I got here.
I haven't been able to find an actual job so.... My funds are currently sitting at a nice zero.

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>>10635912
Yeah, basically.

>>10635972
Well I bought what I needed to make amends with some nerd. Guess I can lend you some cash if you really need a way out.
I suggest finding something to work with, unless you get a sponsorship you aren't gonna make much off of contests.
Sooooooo?

>>10636043
May I confide in you regarding, ahem, similar dreams?
I fear that we may all be looking through a warped lens, for lack of better terms.

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>>10636043
Black's apartment isn't quite drained of food yet, maybe I'll see about actually finding a job in Hoenn before I head out.
Hmmm... A few people have mentioned something about me modelling, but... Any idea how well off that career path is in Hoenn?

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>>10636157
Go for it. Anonymous imageboard.
I remember in my dream I was working for Ghetsis. Suddenly N comes back with this huge sprawling NGO. I remember running for the hills to join it.

>>10636201
...Black.
Modelling could work. Hoenn has a lot of different clothing companies, hell if you get partnered with Devon you'd be set for life.

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>>10636218
Yes, that's his name. Do you know him?
Devon? You'll have to forgive me, I've never heard of them.

>>10636218
What do you remember about this NGO?

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>>10636380
He's the Unova champion.
Uh, basically a huge corporation that keep Hoenn relevant and make things you can only get in Hoenn. The CEO is Hoenn's champion.

>>10636411
There was a guy who looked like he was wearing fries on his head, some weird dogs and... Uh... They had some old guy, someone else and some guy with an Aggron in their command.

>>10636218
This makes much of what I saw make much more sense.
I believe the persons he has you pursuing were people he believes involved in that group.
That said, that group does not, and possibly cannot, exist. It's a could-have-been.

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>>10636436
This... I feel like this likely explains what he meant by "battle celebrity".
Another question... how does one apply to become a model?

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>>10636546
>I believe the persons he has you pursuing were people he believes involved in that group.
M-hm hm hm? Who are you exactly to know that?

>>10636552
Hahaha. You're lucky to be able to meet someone like that.
I wouldn't know, you probably just ask clothing places. "Hey can I model for you guys?"

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>Quincy come back to the tower, humming to himself as he unloads a pack, sorting through the loot.
>Rolling for quality of said loot, if dubs, he found the Azure Flute again

>>10636750
(Just gonna say, Azure Flute should be trips. I assume its basically never going to be gotten again now but dubs seems kinda cheapo.)

>>10636777
(Well the thing is that it's in the same location as it was in U1: a temple in Alph City, heavily guarded by ghosts, and Quincy has been in that temple before, and not really explored it much, so it was incredibly likely that's where he went while collecting his souvenirs, but I guess the dice said nope)

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>>10636581
Yeah, definitely. Wish he were around more though, I only really saw him once.
"I'm broke, please give a job for a pretty man"
>>10636777
(For the most part summoning Arceus won't help at all since the goat god will probably just tell him to deal with his own problems, but yeah, a god summoning flute should maybe be trips)

>>10636581
I saw a... run-in with that group.
There was blood. A great deal of blood.
That said, I suspect that such a group could only form if the right people meet under extreme circumstances. Those circumstances simply don't exist here.

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>>10636802
More than I've ever seen him.
Could work, I suggest looking some companies up and sending in some stuff.
...Maybe buy a camera, I dunno.

>>10636868
Exactly.
Stuck with Ghetsis until I die. Which I imagine is gonna be soon.

>>10636801
>>10636802
(Yeah, I guess I'm just kinda salty toward summoning leggos. All I see is Quincy going "remove glitch pls" and losing any fun from that.)

(Personally I'm fine with Quincy getting the flute, him getting and using it only to not work as expected would be more interesting than just not finding it)

>>10636893
If you continue your current mission, that's a possibility - I don't know if you're chasing someone cunning, or someone violent, or even the right people at all.
Alternatively, you could try faking your death.

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>>10636903
(I try to keep things in place to keep people from just getting Arceus to do things for them. Most of the time it's "solve your own problems", but in this case I'd probably make it so he'd actually have to go find and defeat Missigno for the glitch to get the delet)
>>10636893
Fair enough.
I'll look into it, but I'm curious...
You job sounds awful, do you have plans to leave it?

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>>10636962
Might as well just keep following them until the bossman is happy.
Thanks, Anon.

>>10636977
Have fun.
Not yet, maybe soon. I would have gone with N but he fucked off and then Black went after him so I had no idea what to do.
Then Ghetsis showed up.

what the fuck is a missingno? is this some chemtrails shit

>>10636868
You seem to know a fair amount of these dreams, anon.
How many do you think had these same dreams?

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>>10637150
its like ubs
fake

>>10637150
you're a chemtrail

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>>10637239
No, this is Chemtrail

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i wanna kiss a weeb hating ghost

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>>10637037
Ghetsis?
I think I've seen you mention him a few times, but I can't say I know anything outside of "apparently an asshole"

>>10637317
n-nanithefuck?

>>10637037
I'm glad you've been willing to listen to my rambling, sir.
>>10637179
A few, but not many. If it was common, we would hear rumors in places other than this forum.

>>10637458
Maybe they haven't spoken out, or visit other sites... but maybe it is better uf they are a few, wouldn't want to see more nutters believing every Vileplume induced trip.

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>>10637723
I am in wholehearted agreement.
That would be, in a word, utterly fucked.
Now, I need to see if my friends are awake after last night's excitement. We were out late.

Hey, /par/.
Anyone know someone who needs a good Psychic trainer on their payroll?

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>>10637953
Aether. Please come replace our current Psychic, Faba is a dick.

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>>10637953
Aether.
If you can beat me in a game I'll be happy to tell Catilin to pack her bags.

>>10637977
>>10638016
. . . Uh, not sure if I'm *that* good.
Got a reliable Level 50 Alakazam, though.

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>>10637953
>wanting to train psychics
But, why?

>>10626896
Johto!!!

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>Four days more

>>10637756
>Ding, you got a message (or to be precise, Frankie's dex got a message)
>"I guess nothing strange hapoened over there? I'll be back home from work and research in about an hour."

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>>10638134
It was mostly a joke.
Look into seeing if you can get a spot with a gym leader as a gym trainer. That or open up your own psychic services store.

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>>10638134
Here's what you do...
Get a gypsy mystic outfit, join a carnival, and offer magic psychic readings with your Alakazam in the back of the room.
Boom, big bucks.

>>10638155
Hey, ese, Geller's a great gal.
>>10638220
Well, I've done shadier shit to keep food on the table.
>>10638179
Hmm. Sounds like a plan. What do people pay for, though? Reliving memories, talking with their Pokemon, help remembering where they left their keys?

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>>10638284
Any of those work. You could be a middleman for pokemon to human communication.
Oh, also, people have been having strange dreams, false memories and such. I think you could make big money there.

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>>10638284
You have to consider the amusement factor as well, friend.
You get to tell people whatever bullshit about their future you want and they'll buy it.
Tell them they'll grow a third nipple in a year or two. Watch their faces.

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>>10638158
>Frankie: reclaim the 'dex from Val.
>"Understood. I'm ready for anything, see you then."

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エジプト...

>>10638314
If anything else, it's better than my current fool's errand.
>It's time to set up shop. Rollan.
>>10638442
It's also not the most outrageous thing I'l have dressed up as, either.
Maybe Nimbasa would tolerate that shtick?

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>>10639044
Go back to bed.

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>>10639442
Shut up, you're annoying.

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>>10636750
>Quincy carefully wraps up his loot in leather, and pillows, protecting it from things like snapping
>He's got a small statue of Arceus that didn't belong to a shrine, and pieces of an ancient suit of armor, just the one arm, actually, that's all that time left behind for him to find.
>That done, he begins the process of transcribing runes into a book, with details on what they do, something he had figured out on his own, given three years to study them

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>Get inside the building through the backdoor

>>10638975
>click click
>Open the door
"Say, how ready. For the cold are you?"

(PAR, someone help me out. What's the strongest birdmon that isn't a legendary?)

>>10639564
(Blaziken. But if you don't wanna be the guy using an Uber mon Staraptor, Mega Pidgeot, and Honchkrow are all good offensive birds. Skarmory, Pelipper, and Mandibuzz are your best defensive birds.)

>>10639632
(I need something that still fits the bird bill. Maybe I'll go with Braviary.)
(If anyone wants to get their hands on a Braviary that knows ice moves get ready.)

>>10639676
(If you're doing the thing I think you're doing a Talonflame would fit the general appearance better while being a better Pokemon overall. Would also make it a bit ironic - fire bird using Ice moves. )

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>>10639458
That's immature. You're supposed to be the guardian of nature. Please act responsibly.

>>10639564
(Skarmory can set up a good combo with stealth rock and whirlwind, Honchkrow with Brave Bird and Roost is reliable, and saying Kickin' Chicken never stops being fun)

>>10639812
(Talonflame would probably work better. Thanks Anon.)

>>10639875
(Thanks to you too. I'm gonna stop anonposting now, have fun guys.)

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>>10639875
Oh my phone broke because I punched it.
Come say that to my face.
Because my phone is broken.
Because I p

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>>10639632
(Quality Smogpost.)

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I am best bird. And the fastest.

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>>10640099
Why are you like this.

>>10640129
Yes you are.

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>>10640099
Chiiiiiiiill.
>>10640129
You aren't Aerodactyl

>grab canon character
>dont know what to do with them
>i mean literally, there are fuck all characters for them to talk to

>>10640227
(Have them bug some of the other characters from their League? Or if there aren't any of those claimed bug someone from another league?)
(Presuming you're talking about a gym leader/e4/champ, anyway)

>>10640305
(Yeah, I dunno. Frankie and Stibium seem like a closed off group. Quincy is no deal. Idk.)

>>10640373
(There are plenty of other characters to bug, anon. Maybe have them bug some characters online and then join up with them? Hell, most of my characters are open if you're looking for a group or something)

bugs

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>>10640188
Exactly! someone of your stature confirms.

>>10640195
I'll smoke any Aerodactly.

>>10640425
yum.

>>10640408
(Also they're a legendary mon. That's my main problem.)

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>>10640433
You can smoke Aerodactyls?
Gotta ask Lance about that later
Knew he gave too little shits about everything
>>10640454
(Ah, I getcha. Maybe have the leggo travel? Or give some sorta reason for people to come visit it.)

>>10640503
(Yeah, I'll see, maybe bug Quincy.)

>>10640373
(Bugging any of them is as easy as being in their general location)

>>10640373
(Hardly since I managed to squeeze in by being a poor helpless pokeyman)

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>>10639540
>Frankie's Player: get back from being AFK
>Frankie: straighten up and smirk.
"Pretty ready, sir, but if you suggest SInjoh, I swear to Mew I'll smack you."

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"We at KNN have a brand new news report. Zygarde has apparently moved on to Sinjoh for unknown reason. Now back your daily news 'Which Champion has the best hair!'"

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>>10641056
"Hm."
>Rolling to turn Zygarde human.

>>10640373
( Frankie and Stibium are open to join, their stuff will open up real soon. I suspect they're going to go road-tripping and they're fairly easy to bother anyways. )

>>10641098
>rolling to make Cosmog a bag

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>>10641098
>You succeeded but no one has seen him.
>Zygarde knocks on Quincy's door.
"Get out here."

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"Boss, some naked fuck is at the door!"

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>>10641031
>>10639540
"Cold? Sir? what's going on?"

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>>10641031
>Sir?
"No need for smacking, it's just the Giant Chasm, sometime soon"
"...by the way what is with the 'sir'? I'm not your boss, friend"

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>>10641263
>Frankie nods.
"Got it. Time to go hiking, then!"
>Frankie pauses for a moment.
"I... 'sir', why did I say 'sir'... Why was it reflexive?"
>Soccerdork looks troubled.
"I'll pack."

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>>10626896
chynthia
she is pretty cool

>>10641360
*cynthia

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>>10641360
Don't talk about my boss like that!
She is more than just "pretty" cool!

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>>10626896
Gotta be Alola, bro.

>>10641418
Who even is their champ anyway? Last I heard it kept getting challenged on a daily basis.

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>>10641412
I think the term he was looking for is "hot".

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>>10641449
That's me!! I've um... Been the champion for nearly a year now, no one else has won it yet!
It kinda slowed down for a while but um... A lot of people started trying when summer began!
>>10641418
Awww, thanks!

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>>10641460
Hey! That's my department! Lady Cynthia falls more under "Beautiful" anyways, but don't you dare tell her I said that.

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>>10641412
sorry, sorry....
she is the coolest
>>10641460
oh, yeah i forgot, thanks for the reminder that she prefers that
cynthia is hot

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>>10641242
"Plans for the week"

>>10641321
"Calm down, I haven't got the whole thing planned out yet, was just asking in case you wanted to come"

>>10641159
(Stibs is usually in Castelia, bug him as much as you want/need)

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>>10641496
I am certain we can all agree on this
>>10641494
I have a preference for the use of "elegant" in reference to her.
Oh? And what is stopping me from doing so?

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>>10641504
>Frankie: sigh.
"It's alright. I'm just confused as to why I did that, and it bothers me."

>Frankie: engage shitpost mode.
What do you do if you have a problem tic that you can't shake?

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>>10641526
Nothing... other than any desire to stay off my shitlist.

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>>10641562
How terrifying. Can you not hear me shaking in terror?
I would much rather tell her she is beautiful myself, rather than pass along the news that someone else thinks so. I suppose this means you are safe for now, unless Grimsley or Cynthia herself read this conversation.

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>>10641504
>>10641539
>Snag Frankie's 'dex.
>tappatappatappa with claws
"I advise getting out and about."

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>>10641526
yeah, she is the best

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>>10641624
"Good idea, and somewhere were we will not freeze our asses off nor dip in literal shit"

>>10641539
"You up for coffees? There's a pretty popular shop that recently opened nearby"

>>10641493
Heya. You know where somebody could go to find a Lucario?
Just asking for a friend.

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>>10641680
"Yeah. Some fresh air and coffee would do us all some good."
>Frankie and Stibs Hit the Road: now on VHS.

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>>10641680
"Coffee is always a great idea"

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>>10641688
I heard there's a lady in Kalos that gives them out for free!!
Unless you mean Alola? We um... We have them in Poni Grove!! Lucarios only appear to help out Riolus though!

>>10641688
Contact any decent breeder, Riolu are a high demand species, shouldn't be hard to find someone hatching them. Personally I'd start by asking my local Daycare if they have any Lucario breeding pairs in.

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>>10641184
>Quincy sighs, getting up
"Be nice, be nice..."

>>10641211
"He's naked? The fuck!?"

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>>10641748
I know right! Wackjob must want to be an icicle or somethin boss!

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>>10641714
"These days have been tense and we all need to calm down"

>>10641719
"Let me tell you about irish coffee"

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>>10641748
>Nope, not naked.
>He probably sounds french though.
"You're the one killing people, right?"

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>>10641775
"Irish coffee?"

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>>10641786
"I haven't killed anyone. What do you want."
>His eye twitches, it's clear he's trying very hard not to flip out

>>10641771
"Oath, he's not naked, it's fine."

>>10641786
(I hope this makes Yveltal Kakyoin.)

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>>10641839
>Badger is awoken from a very nice nap by Quincy and Oathkeeper screeching about nudity
>She's not very happy about this, and demonstrates so by with angry growling and glaring at every living thing in the area

>>10641786
(I kinda assumed Zygarde wouldn't have human clothes on him)

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>>10641888
(The shitpost noodle will be kinda creepy if that happens)

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>>10641839
"I want to know why you're running around threatening everyone instead of moving. Hurry up before I get pissed off."
>>10641888
(Trips confirm.)
>>10641912
(It's cool. I'm waiting until someone tries to romance him or something to write about dicks.)
(I need to figure out if human Zygarde would have hemis though.)

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>>10641835
>Party: arrive at cafe.
>Val begins trying to hum something.

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>Walking to the coffee shop
>Crowds are big
"...maybe too popular"

>>10641835
"Coffee with a shot of whiskey, guaranteed waking up"

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>>10641925
(It's his tail!)

>>10641720
Sounds good to me. I'll look into it, thanks~!
>>10641747
Err... My dad's done work with Breeders, and I can't say as I'm a fan. That can be the backup plan.

>>10642042
(C'mon anon, it's deffo the chest fluff)
(They even look the same)

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>>10641786
>Oathkeeper'chains grow rigid at this
>No words are spoken, but, as quietly as the dual swords can manage, it begins to unsheathe.

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>Many minutes later
>Sitting at a table
>Looking around for anyone weird and/or interesting

>>10641714
"So, how has been Castelia treating you?"

>>10641990
>Attempt to recognize tune

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>>10641940
"I'm not running around anywhere, I've been staying put, the people I threaten are invading my privacy. Better question, why do you care?"

>>10642227
>Quincy notices, and discreetly signals for Oathkeeper to stand down
>He's going to TRY and deal with this peacefully, damnit

>>10641909
"Morning sleepyhead."

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>>10641994
>>10642308
"Whiskey is that stuff we had that one night right?"

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>>10642321
>after a brief pause, as if the blades where weighing their options, Oath begins to silent float backwords, away and out of sight from the stranger at the door
>blades still half-unsheathed

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>>10642321
"I care because it's my job to care. I keep nature in balance. If I keep hearing Abomasnow die of exsanguination or Pidgey dying of starvation I'm going to be back."
>He turns his gaze to the Doublade.
"And I'll give those lame keys of yours a proper burial. Move north and start a farm why don't you?"
>He still thinks he's an imposing gundam thing.
>He gives his trenchcoat a swoosh for emphasis.

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>>10642475
>blades fully unsheathe
>nobody tells this spirit to move on
Boss... remind me why we are still dealing with this fucker?

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>>10642427
>Quincy is thankful that he backed off at least
>Less tempting that way

>>10642475
"...What the fuck?"
>He shuts the door shortly after the man turns away, and leans against it, taking heavy breaths
"I managed it."

>>10642563
"Because I'm trying to use self-control and not violently attack anyone who comes to the fucking door, god DAMN dude, that was just as hard for me as it was for you!"
>He takes a few more breaths, regret instantly flashing across his face
"Sorry, that was just... that was stressful."

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>>10642308
"Aside from the current paranoia, pretty well. It's a lot more cosmopolitan and far less... cliquish? If that makes any sense."
>Frankie also people-watches, and orders a coffee.

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>>10642308
>It's from Kalos, and from a musical. How a Luxray learned it is anyone's guess.
>I'm just going to say it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3whOHc5y9Q for the heck of it.
>>10642327
"The stuff Stibs had. Frankie was drinking another hard liquor."

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>>10642649
"You don't have to apologize for anything boss... Trust me, I know struggle if to stay in control all too well."
>fully re-sheathes both blades
"So.. now that that's done with.. are we still heading north?"
>suspicion.exe
"Come to think of it.. how did trench coat boy out there know about that?"

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>>10642649
"See ya."
>Rolling for travel time to Johto with last number.
>Last number of post below decides if Zygarde realizes something is weird.

>>10642836
(Shouldn't the fact that he can't fly tip him off?)

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>>10642752
"Thank you, I shouldn't have yelled at you though."
>He goes back to what he was doing: copying runes from the walls and fireplace
"Yes, I've been prepping for that all day, went out to Alph to grab a few souvenirs, been copying these down since I got home, all that stuff."
>He motions over to a bag, which contains two bundles in it, one much longer than the other
"If you wanna help, start figuring out stuff we should grab, if I can help it, I want to be out tonight."

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Did you know that pans are considered viable props in the Nimbasa musicals?
Pans and cake are viable props.
Amazing.

>Let's see if we can get a job modelling for Devon
>Roooollin'

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>>10642904
"Alright boss, will do. Always glad to help!"
>after a bit of fiddling, the contents of the bundles are removed from the bag with only minimal damage
>rolling to get this stuff open without cutting a huge gash in it
>also low key, what the fuck is in here?

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>>10642748
"Oh right he had sake right?"

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>Coffees have been ordered

>>10642673
"How so, Kanto too quiet"

>>10642748
>Listening

>>10642327
"We, yeah. Frankie had sake"

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>>10642986
>The packing is pretty easy to get open, they're leather cases stuffed with pillows
>In the smaller one, there's a statue of Arceus made from marble and gold, with tiny emeralds at the spokes of the wheel
>In the larger one, there's part of a suit of armor, inscribed with runes
>Specifically, the left pauldron
"Hey, I said to pack, not unpack, goof."

>>10643108
>ventus
(Wrong blonde weeb)

>>10643121
(I know, but it's pretty much stated that Roxas had Ventus' heart, thus taking on his appearance, so I figured they would fit into the same armor)

>>10643121
(Someone doesn't know their KH lore)

>>10643108
>Ventus
(Uh, I'm gonna stop you here. Better just be for the arm. If Quincy gets magic full body armor that can be swapped on and off instantly that seems kind of lame.)
(Seems like something you'd get from a leggo.)

>>10643156
(It's just the pauldron, if he had gotten trips it would have been the full functioning suit, maybe with a long quest he'll find someone who can forge something close to the full thing, but for now it's just so I have a larger pool of images to pull from, since they look the same)

>>10643185
(That's fine then. Hopefully I didn't sound like a douche. I'd be cool if he got a full suit of armor you just gotta put some disadvantage there somewhere.)
(Like the suit of armor still has to be physically taken off. That or the magic that would swap it off either takes an hour to charge between putting it on and taking it off or it slowly takes it off.)

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>>10643108
"Sorry boss, I thought you meant... never mind."
>If a hunk of metal could blush, Oath would be fluorescent
>after quickly repackaged the Arceian artifact and VERY carefully wrapping around the pauldron Oath finally begins his job
>he doesn't own shit.. so that's one part done..

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That Pidgey said you could smoke Aerodactyls
Guys
Wish me luck
I'm going to smoke Lance's Aerodactyl

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>>10643074
"Yeah val had corrected me, so I can get an irish coffee here I'm guessing"

>>10643470
Duuude, you don't smoke the whole thing. Gotta get some of that dank amber man.

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>>10643074
"Fuschia City is many things, but I can't count 'welcoming' or 'all-inclusive' among them. I got tired of the politicking required to deal with family, too."
>>10643524
>Pet fairypupper.
>>10642748
"That song's oddly familiar. I think one of the artsy people at my school played it once."

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>>10643545
Anon
What do I do with an angry dino thingy with a burning tail

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>>10643632
>Bring on the psychic headaches as the psych mouse starts squeaking and the sparklion looks right through the nerds.
>Rollan, dubsfails are going to be Bad News Bewears.

>>10643686
SMONK IT

>>10643686
Dude that's like... your prerogative man. I-I'm not gonna tell you how.. how to live your life...

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>>10643251
"Thought what?"
>Quincy continues to copy down the runes around the fireplace, noting what each one does and how they connect
>His book is already mostly complete

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>Stibium calls the bartender, ordering an additional irish coffee

>>10643524
"I'm going to guess a bit here and is fine"
>Thinking
"...I was never really much of a drinker, looks like something switched on that night"

>>10643632
"I could smell the closed off society from when I left the airport in Saffron. Coincidentally, I'm not in good terms with my family either, for different reasons"
>Still listening to the singing zapcat
"He does it pretty well though, like if he had practiced"
>Pet the sparklion

>>10643697
>Feel something probing in, not too painful but not too comfortable either
"What's the problem, buddy?"

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>>10643728
Anon I can't
It's flying
I wish I were as high as that Aerodactyl
>>10643739
Anon I got this
The cards will tell us anon
The cards
>One Tarot card later....
Anooooon
Page of Wands anon
Page of Waaands

>>10643686
Fight for your life, run away, offer to do degrading things in exchange for not being chomped on?
>>10643847
Uh, does wand mean wand, or "wand"?

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>>10643765
I thought you wanted me to see if we needed what was in here, sorry about that boss. What else do we want to pack anyways, other than essentials that is?

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>>10643632
>Tailwags and a happy fairy is obtained
>>10643840
"Oh boy, good pets and tasty brown liquids, gonna be a great time."

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>>10643847
>>10643885
Page of waaands

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>>10643847
>THUMP.
"Stop setting shit on fire."

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>>10643886
>>10643765
>There's a smell she doesn't recognize
>A strange smell
>This smell demands a thorough sniffing
>Sniff down that door like a fuckin' sniff champion

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>>10643923
>>10643885
Waaaaands anon
Wands
>>10643937
>There's some confused sounds from the stoner
>He's currently pinned underneath a KO'd Aerodactyl
>His Gengar is sitting nearby and laughing at the situation
"I lit no shit on fire siiiiiiir. Just plants. And an Aerodactyl."

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>>10643840
"Yeah. I'm not too proud to admit that Kanto needs to get with the times. I'd say with the recent political stuff, they've taken a step forward and a step ba-"
>>10643697
"Ow, ow, Rey, what the...?"
>Frankie shudders, and his eyes unfocus.
>>10643919
>Petting pauses for a moment, before resuming slowly.

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>>10643960
>Oath notices the groups resident Fire type investigating the door
>decides to check this out
>floats silently up behind the giant shrew, until his chains have to be held up to prevent them from scraping against her back
Hey Leah, what-cha doing?

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>>10644016
>Zygarde pulls a pen and paper out with a pair of it's cape arms, writing something down.
>He pulls the Aerodactyl off, dropping it next to him.
"Get a revive."

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>>10644047
"Everything alright?"

>>10644061
>Tfw we have the earth police

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>>10644061
"Suuuure siiiiiir."
>Morty scrambles off to find a Revive
>Since this isn't his house and he's high as fuck it takes a while - roughly ten minutes
>According to Morty, the proper way to use a Revive is to shove it down the unconscious Pokemon's throat
>Whether or not this is true is up for debate
>Don't take advice from Morty, children

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>Trying to not flinch at the psychic trickery

>>10643919
"Just... ask me before you want more back home"
>>10644047
"They still need a... wake up call... are you okay?"

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>>10644053
>You've caught her off guard - she whirls around, snapping her jaws at the nearest bit of metal
>She doesn't apologize when she realizes the mistake, but she does back off a bit, grumbling about the annoyance.
"There's a smell. An intruder smell."

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>>10644089
(Honestly I wanted to make someone that would go around and actually make people answer for shit they do. Expect him to get pissed off about really small things.)
(If anyone needs an explanation for how he knows this shit I assume he basically sees through anything natural that or he gets info from rando pokes.)

>>10644180
>0 so I guess it worked?
>Ancient mon has awoken.
"Alright, I'm not kicking your ass today. Anything else I need to write down?"

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>>10643960
>>10644053
>>10644227
"Yeah, you missed him, weird bastard, knew way too much for my liking. Just another reason to leave I guess."
>He finally finishes with the runes in the fireplace, including the circle that's been hidden under the burning wood
"Alright, that just leaves the ones in my coats, and those can be done any time, I'll go get my shit packed, someone go wake up Xem so we can get outta here."

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>>10644227
>Oathkeeper is scared shitless by Its firey teammate's display
>thankfully it doesn't have a face, so it probably does not show
Ah yea.. that. Some dipshit in a trenchcoat showed up and started trash talking the boss. Giving him shit for putting food on the table and the like. He's long gone now, but you have my permission to toast him if he shows up again

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>>10644088
>Frankie keeps petting, slowly. His speech is a little less steady than usual.
"Yeah... I'm okay, I think..."
>>10644185
"Y-yeah. I need to say something, like... about the weird dreams, and the guy tailing us."
>His eyes are still a little unfocused.

>>10644299
(I thought you where going morty a ticket. A notebook makes more sense I guess)
(But now I NEED a pic of a Z-complete in a police uniform, with its chest as the lights on a squad car, giving some poor sap a speeding ticket or something)

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>>10644299
>There's a few moments where he just stares, gaze shifting back and forth between the Aerodactyl and Zygarde
>He answers with a slow, cheesy grin
"My number?"
>Stoner Morty knows no fear

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>>10644393
>poke the soccer nerd's forehead
"Well if it changes please say something."
>>10644185
"Why are you afraid I'm gonna go crazy if I drink too much? Hehe..."

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>>10644359
"Sure. Toast. We eat him afterwards."
>>10644332
"Have Oathkeeper wake him up. I don't feel like dealing with that."

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>psychic tricks actually strong this time

>>10644393
"Speak on but first... does Rey need to keep this psychic thing up?"
"...it feels more intense than the usual, uncomfortably so"
>Looking at Rey as if asking to tone it down

>>10644444
"It's not that..."

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>>10644401
(Pffff, if I had art skill I'd do it.)
(Anyway tell me if I do a bad. I don't plan to have him stop/murder anyone unless they start racking kills up or start torching forests.)

>>10644410
>Zygarde writes something else down on the notepad.
>A third arm? Tentacle? What do I call these, fuck.
>A third cape... part wraps itself around Morty's neck, cutting off oxygen.
"Can you repeat that?"

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>>10644332
>>10644482
"Alright fine.. I guess I'll go find the big guy"
>phases up through the roof like a mon on a mission
>Oath got a tub to drain
>Roll for the "nice" method working

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>>10644507
>Frankie nods jerkily, but Rey tones it down, on Stibs at least.
"It's... We've got enough puzzle pieces, like... Someone thinks we're going to be Team agents in the future. That's why we're being, like... tailed."
>>10644444
>Frankie chuckles.
"Don't do... anything you'd regret sober~."

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>>10644359
"I'd like to stay peaceful if I can, dude, Xem made a damn good point last night about... well, being violent when we don't have to be."

>>10644482
>>10644563
"Good luck, I think I put him in a coma for a while."

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>>10644563
>Awaken my salt.
"What now?"

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>>10644507
"If that's not it then what?
>>10644605
"...What do you mean?"

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>>10644528
>Not when he's being choked, no
>Tentacle kink vs a general distaste for being dead, decisions, decisions
>Like most choking people would, Morty grasps and pulls at the tenta-cape
>The only response you get outside of struggling are the standard sounds of a man being strangled

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>Psychic pressure lessened

>>10644605
"How long in the future is the question, if it is even in the future."
"Why would we end in a team, either way? The closest thing I'd willingly join would be Aether."
"...Rey is hiding something is he? or Val?"

>>10644702
"Health problems and like he said, you don't usually think things well when drunk"
>Pet the fairypup
"If I end drunk you may understand"