HG Thread
>>10627625
HG's for gays
fuck me DMG
>>10627657
>Finger pops your backside
>>10627652
Good thing you are among friends.
we dont judge you.
*blocks your path with a Citadel of Endymion and a hand full of spell cards*
Don't mind me friend, I'm just trying to get some spell counters :^). I'm not trying to summon Exodia or anything
>>10627652
that's why it's called Hungry Gays
>>10627670
Ha! Gaaaay!
>>10627664
ahn~!
>>10627623 (Kosaku)
You only got 2 of those 3 right. I'll leave you to guess which ones.
I wish I had a hot femdom girl to wrap me up and latex and milk me, but deny my orgasm unless I begged her. No buttstuff tho
>>10627670
HA GAY SQUIDS!
IJokeYou'reCool.
>>10627692
Hunger for PENIS.
Rawr!
>>10627674
Ohhhh fuck you're genuinely curious. Well, I'll explain it as simply as I can.
Killer Queen is the "main" Stand Kosaku has. Sheer Heart Attack isn't really a Stand, but instead a sub-ability of Killer Queen; SHA chases the hottest thing in the room and kills it via explosions. Bites The Dust is the penultimate ability of Killer Queen, gained after his father pierces him with a Stand-granted arrow. Bites The Dust is the ability that rewinds time, and is not a seperate Stand.
tl;dr kosaku only has one stand, the other two are sub abilities
Any questions?
>>10627688
Go ahead, Nerd.
>>10627723
OOOOOFF
>>10627602
Um, okay? If you're gonna act like a lil' bitch don't stutter like a retard.
>Hiloli chuckles at the sight of the pathetic girl on the ground.
If you can't take simple criticism then you should just leave. No one wants a little baby ass crybaby do they?
>>10627579
>>10627590
N-No! Perverts! Leave me alone!
>>10627589
>The masked one appreciates this more over the sexual desires of the other anons but she still gently nudges this anon away.
P-Please stop that.
>>10627596
>The masked one puts her hands up to her mouth(?) and gasps in astonishment.
How did you do that?!
>>10627628
Oh! Ummm...I guess alright? I-I don't know what else to say, ummm...h-how about you?
>>10627732
>reddit spacing
begone redditor
>>10627722
What happens if someone snipes you? How yould you rewind that?
>>10627740
>Waving her wand in the masked girl's face she spins the blue, pink and gold in front of her.
Magic. Magician's in the name. Kinda. DMG, Dark Magician Girl, some call me Mana, or Damage, call me what you want MIss....?
>>10627740
>>10627646 (repostan)
>MASK FINGS U A HERT DO? BUT U WAN NO HERT DON? U ONLY WAN SAY HI!
[tell her you're not dangerous]
Nnnnenn dddddmmng!
>>10627740
*lifts ya skirt up*
oh hell yea im about to take you to pound town my friend. hope you like 10 inches of fury ;))))))
Is this a good dad?
Can I live a quiet life with him?
>>10627750
Basically KQ would instantly manifest and catch the bullet, since Stands will act autonomously from the user if it's for the user's self-defense
>>10627784
>playing shitty tumblr game grumps SJW games that are unfunny and lame
uninstall and refund
>>10627746
>redditor
Wowie Anon, you sure got me! #anongetsexposed. eecks dee
>>10627784
But his eyes aren't blue
>>10627708
>Kosaku stiffens, staying in the shadows. "It's only an illusion, right? There's no way it can possibly be him of all people! He sounds so young! This is a joke gone too far!"
It wouldn't happen to be the first one, would it? Please, take your time. I'll leave you be soon.
>>10627750
(You wouldn't be able to, technically speaking. Bites The Dust only activates once given a "trigger", or a target like a human. If someone snipes you, unless said person is the target, you can't rewind time.
Bites The Dust is too complicated to explain, but I'll try my best to explain it.)
>>10627787
(Not quite. Once Bites The Dust has activated, Killer Queen isn't able to be used by Kosaku. Bites The Dust is Killer Queen but autonomous.)
>>10627784
(Yes, live a fucking great quiet life with him
Unless your name is Hayato Kawajiri, in which case run)
>>10627787
I doubt KQ would be fast enough to catch a sniper bullet, desu
>>10627796
>not playing it for the satanic cult secret route
>>10627787
But how would he even know the bullet is incoming? The slug would hit Kosaku long before the sound from the shot would. And at 1,800 fps+ KQ would have to have impossible reaction times to even notice, let alone stop it.
Where am I? That's a good question. This certainly isn't my city, my city is so much better than this place. Good enough to take 24 of you to, I would say. Heck, maybe more! who know
>>10627829
>who know
DROPPED
>>10627818
>he says
>when Star Platinum caught a bullet fired right next to Jotaro's head which Jotaro himself fired
Never doubt Araki Stand bullshittery, anon
>>10627829
Gascoigne
>>10627829
Anonymous
>>10627829
Elias Ainsworth
>>10627810
>>10627818
>>10627828
Stands are just weird either way.
>>10627827
>playing it for a 5 minute thing that happens that you could look up online
>>10627829
Trannyfucker Anthony Cumia
>>10627829
Anthony Fantano
>>10627829
Shy Gal
>>10627829
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>10627829
Eyeslob
>>10627831
please pick me back up, the ground is cold and uncomfortable
>>10627829
Hajime Ichinose
>>10627836
star platinum is faster than KQ and knew it was coming, and it wasn't from a sniper rifle, bruh
>>10627829
Bellona, Goddess of War
>>10627829
Hiloli
>>10627829
Tomoko
>>10627829
ZUN
>>10627829
Mysterious Hero X
>>10627829
Lord Beerus
>>10627843
Yes, you have just described all of JoJo in one sentence
Something tells me your mind is going to be fucking blown once you read Part 5 anon
>>10627829
Mixmaster
>>10627829
Za! Spirudo!
>>10627829
Aron
>>10627829
Kio was not the problem
>>10627829
The Winged Dragon of Ra
>>10627829
Beowulf
>>10627860
you know what isn't uncomfortable?
calcium shots
>>10627829
Kashiwazaki Sena
>>10627895
>Beowulf
>not baewulf
disgrace
>>10627829
Super Aryan Hitler
>>10627810
Shit, now you've got me thinking, because I don't know if we're talking about America as a whole, or only "USA" America.
>>10627829
Assassin
>>10627913
Beowulf doesn't agree with your spelling but agrees with how hunky the man is.
>>10627908
>Cropped from foot porn
>>10627934
Go to bed Shion.
>>10627829
Late Go
pls bump, this isn't a shitty meme.
>>10627934
What can I say? I don't have lots of good drawings of me out there. I'm just using what I can find.
>>10627829
Late Chase
Yo, my friend Late Go is right. Please bump the game.
>>10627921
I cannot see you living anywhere else except for the United States. When someone says "America", do you not think of the United States? My guesses aren't quite accurate, but this one must be 100% right.
You live in America.
>>10627829
Late Grimes
Not gonna lie, desu. Kind of inclined to agree with those other two guys.
>>10627763
>The masked one lowers her sleeves enough to reveal her mouth while still holding them up to her mask.
Oh, wow...a real magician? I-I don't know what to say, that's just...o-oh! Miss, ummm...Miss Shy. Pleased to meet you, Miss DMG.
>Shy looks at DMG for an uncomfortable amount of time before suddenly looking at the chair, back to DMG, and then the chair again. Her blush is evident even through her mask as she awkwardly sits down in the chair provided. Her posture is rigid as she sits with her back off the back of the chair and hands next to each other, clasped on her knees.
>>10627765
>This unintelligible sound only further scares the girl, as she suddenly bolts off in the other direction, sleeves still covering most of her face.
Eeeeeeep! Someone, helllllllp!
>>10627769
>She slaps you across the face as a natural reaction.
St-St-Stop that! Pervert!
>>10627950
>>10627960
>>10627967
ily Grimes
>>10627829
Late Brain
Just bump the fucking game. It's not that big a deal.
>>10627964
North America? South America?
>>10627829
Late Brave
I'm the world's greatest doctor and I can fucking tell you with 100% that if you don't bump the game you'll get cancer.
>>10627971
>Not shitposting him for his cancerous samefagging like hoshi
OH FUCK! I FORGOT TO NOT POST AN IMAGE!
>>10627829
Late Lilly
Sorry i'm late! I couldn't find the entrance! Had the circle the block 5 times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65XSHM3jlAY
thoughts?
>Internet cuts out
>sudden pleas for bumping
Alright, spam me with your filler. 4 more
>>10627990
Bu-But I love Grimes.............
>>10627829
Late Link
Well excuuuuuUUUUUuuuse me, princess! But you should bump the game!
>>10627994
Zis Guy
>>10627994
THA CHIPPUH
>>10627964
Nigga, you do know there's a whole chunk of land right under you, don't you? And not everything of it is "Mexico".
>>10627975
You're still missing something.
>>10627994
Eggman-kun
>>10627994
CRAIG NO! IT'S ALL THE SAME PERSON!
>>10627829
Late Blackua Lad
I left the justice league for this shit!? You guys are pathetic!
>>10627931
Shit you're right. I forgot the o.
>Baeowulf
It's fixed.
>>10627994
Fujiwara no Fumokou
>>10627994
Orihara Izaya
>>10627994
craig they're all grimes
>>10628023
It don't matter.... None of this matters....
>>10627970
>Squeezing the little shy girl she giggled happily, her tired, half lit eyes drifting side to side as she held the shy gal, soon realizing she should reply as well.
Nice to meet you as well. I shouldn't be here long, it's pass a magician's bed time.. buuuut I saw you and HAD to say hi~
If you've got an Ichinose, why not just scratch it? Ha! Actually, that joke might not work. It's a Japanese name, for all I know it's actually pronounced as gibberish instead of "itchy nose" like I imagine it is.
Never mind about the bump, just realised it's all one guy. Giving one person seven spots is highly unethical.
>>10627897
Now isn't the time for that. I've got a game to run and I can't be looking like a junkie in front of all these people. Shut your frickin' trap
>>10628017
MUCH BETTER! That's what I wanna hear! AWOO~
>>10627948
You can't make me.
>>10628037
WUZ
>>10627994
Pussies4Life
>>10628039
>>10627838
>>10627950
>>10628039
skip some of the guys fillers so that actual avas can get in the bump
>>10628039
>>10627848
>>10627967
Swapthony Spotano.
Nighthony Sleeptano.
>>10627975
North. Why on Earth would I assume he lived in South America? By logic, I can assume he lives in North America.
>>10628012
Do not call me that. I don't care if it's supposed to be a "friendly" term, but I refuse to be called that in front of these people.
>Kosaku sighs, calming himself down before guessing again.
There are only so many countries one can think of before things get stale. Canada? Brazil? Argentina? This is too far for a joke.
>>10628039
IT'S TIME. IT'S TIME. IT'S BEOWULF TIME
>>10628060
Wrongthony Pictano.
>people complain when new crendor spams tributes
>but not when grimes does it
???
>>10627970
>O NO! U DO A SCARE! U WAN NO SCARE! U ONLY LIDDEL SLUB! U WAN FREMBS BE WIT MASK!
[show her you're not dangerous]
>the creature pulls a hat out of nowhere and puts it on.
>>>10628039
>U READY FOR A WIN!
[get ready]
>>10628043
Oh yeah?
>puts a vinegaroon on your keyboard
>>10628021
>dicks
I don't want to be a r00d d00d, but if you guys really were waiting for a game bump to legit come out of hiding you should've stepped forward instead of letting me literally meme you guys into the game. You're welcome by the way for meme'ing hard enough to get you guys into the game.
>>10628039
Anyone wanna just hand me over their lives so I can win~? The reward for it is quite wonderful if you ask me.
>>10628079
A few anons complained. Or are they not worth counting to you? That's pretty fuckin r00d, d00d. I bet you wouldn't be doing this shit if someone with a star mask complained and was literally the only one who complained.
grimes is cool if you ask me
>>10628085
okay goodnight
>>10628069
Central. America. We're still a thing, as much as everyone wants to pretend we aren't (including ourselves).
And I leave you with that because I have a headache and I'm getting sick of all this Captcha bullshit.
Good night.
>>10628114
Nobody in their right minds would ask an anon.
>>10628032
>Shy squeaks as DMG embraces her and tries to squirm out of her vicelike grip to no avail.
N-N-Nice to meet you, too, ummm...c-can you please let go? This is uncomfortable...
>>10628039
Ready! ...D-Did anyone hear that? I hope not...
>>10628083
>The girl's too busy running away in the other direction to notice that the creature has put on a hat. Some forceful persuasion might be necessary for her to see it.
>>10628040
A wrestler who care's about the grammatical errors of others and grammar in general is truly a wonderful role model to have.
>>10628134
>care's
>>10628117
Good. Good. This pleases the spooder.
>>10628124
anybody in their right minds would ask me you goofball
jeez louise right?
>>10628143
I am going to cry myself to sleep now. :')
>>10628134
I'S CARE'S ABOUT'S A LOT'S OF'S STUFF'S!
>>10628153
WULFAMANIA'S RUNNING WILD!
>>10628103
>Thank you very much!
>>10628153
Time for death, Gri-
Oh shit, Late Go's in. Not Grimes. Now I have no purpose.
>>10628153
So this is where it all begins.
>>10628129
>UHHH... A MASK WAN NO SEE? THEM U CAN... SHOW HOW U FRIENDLY BE!
[run after her]
[this is definitely a good idea]
>>10628153
>LOOKIT! A LOT OTHERS! THER SO MANY OTHERS IN WORLD!
[explore]
>>10628153
DAY ONE
Yeah, it's alright. I'd say it's a pretty solid day, some stuff gets done and everybody has some fun. Uh, did I read the slide? YES, yes I read the slide. I wouldn't just go ahead and post a slide without reading it. That'd be...rude.
Nigghto.
I'm absolutely deprived of sleep so I need to bed
my discord's easy to get.
>>10628123
Ah, Central America. My apologies for not assuming you were from Mexico. I simply did not expect to be assuming you were in that country.
>Kosaku rubs his forehead, directing his attention to the game at hand. "I must have forgotten I entered. I should get back to work, but right after wishing him well."
Good night, sir. My predictions are usually accurate, so next time, I will be right.
>>10628153
>Kosaku walks warily down the street, his brim pulled way down low. Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet, machine guns ready to go. "It's like being back at Morioh again. Let's have some fun."
Let's begin.
any girls here want their sopping wet pussies licked out by an expert tonguer
>>10628214
>>10628203
this one
No fucking wonder the other thread was dead.
i soak up cunt juice like spongebob squarepants cmon no takers
>>10628202
>UHHH! THIS SO BRORING! U NO WAN BRORINGE FINGS! U WAN A GO AND A WIN GET!
[leave]
>>10628202
I already told you that I was against that idea so quit filming me or you will face the consequences.
>>10628202
LISTEN HAIRLESS, SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE MUSIC BEFORE I BRING YOU ON THE AWOO TRAIN!
>>10628202
This snowman may be abominable, but the tough city life is even more so.
He'd rate that beating a decent 6, I think.
Oh, you've touched my no-no bone. Don't worry, for you I'll make it a "yes-yes" bone. Even though I don't know you. I guess I'm just a big ol' skeleton manwhore.
i also eat anus. dont mind if there some little shit pebbles there too ;)
>>10628273
fuck off Bolin
>>10628273
>ramsay
>>10628153
>Shy Gal steps back outside in time to see the car peel off into the distance. She drops what she was carrying in shock and begins to chase after them in a futile effort.
H-H-Hey! Please, come back!
>After a few minutes, her body gives out. Shy slows to a jog, then a walk, and then a complete stop as she leans down and balances herself on her knees. As she gasps for breath, she looks up again in time to see the car disappear into the horizon, and with it, her only way to get into the city.
...P-Please...
>>10628194
>Shy hears the stomping behind her but is too terrified to turn around to see the creature gaining on her.
>Unfortunately, wearing a mask comes with tunnel vision, so she doesn't see the tree root she's about to hit until it's too late.
Eeeeeeep!
>She trips and crashes to the ground, legs kicking back in the air as the momentum carries them. Hearing the creature gain even more distance on her, Shy resigns herself to begging for mercy as she turns onto her back and covers her eyes with her sleeves.
Please don't eat me! I-I taste terrible! Pleeeeease!
>>10628272
It was Kio, I swear...
>>10628202
>Hilloli snatches the flowers out of the man in the some sort of greyish blue and white striped suit.
>Hilloli just laughs at the man. Reason being since he thought the man as the ' feminine ' type.
I bet you fucking have some dildos too to shove up your boy pussy don't you? Only girls plant flowers. Sorry bud.
>>10628282
>>10628284
whoa hands off fellas im just a kitten eating enthusiast looking to get some poontang pie yaknow what im saying
moo
>>10628272
Bone hurting juice was a big hit on the black market but eventually lost steam, so the had to innovate. So what's a step up from bone hurting juice? Bone melting juice, of course! And this incorrectly named Jojo is the first lucky fella to get to test it out. He couldn't have found a better target.
>>10628330
As we girls look out for each other, you're going to have to look out for us. We'll strike, front and back.
>>10628330
holy fuck pussies4life got added.
>>10628272
>LOOKIT A. WHAT A? A SHINE A! WHAT HAPPEN IF YOU SHINE?
[light the torch]
>>10628289
>U ONLY FREMB WAN BE? Y RUN?
[show her you're friendly]
>despite his cumbersome anatomy, the creature quickly catches up to her. However, the only thing it does is repeat the hat stunt from earlier and stand there, with something resembling a smile on his "eye/face".
>>10628330
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow
a quote from the simpsons
>>10628330
GAH. NO FAIR, CHEAP ATTACKS. COMMON REF CALL IT!
>>10628376
I just can't stop running people over. My addiction to hitting people with cars began with the Mayor, when I ran him over numerous times with a pickup truck. From that day forth, I knew that I would be addicted to vehicular manslaughter.
Balance is the key to life, so go on this tightrope you little fricks. The circus is in town and I forgot to hire performers.
>>10628376
>U GOT A HERT! A HERT IS SO NOT! OWIE!! THAT A MEAN OTHER BE!
>dies
>>10628289
>Gropes butt
>>10628420
OOF. Now I know how Brody felt
>Sells
>>10628420
Bonestorm. That'd be my wrestling name. It's theatrical but also an omen of things to come. A bone storm. A storm of bones.
>>10628360
>Once the creature gets close enough, Shy stops saying anything and just shivers on the ground in terror. When nothing happens, however, she stops shaking and gradually uncovers her eyes to see the sight as depicted from earlier.
...W-What?
>It takes a moment or two for Shy to fully understand what's happening, but when she does, a smile starts to appear on her mask. She sits up and wraps her arms around her legs as she cradles her knees watching the performance.
Hee hee hee! You're funny!
>>10628445
>Shy slaps you across the face.
>>10628499
>shoves thumb up your butthole
>>10628472
WE DON'T WANT YOUR FURRY KIND HERE - me at the furry protest to Emi
dumb cat gets frickin' forked, seems like the anti-furry rally is working
>>10628384
>>10628463
>500.png
Anon, if you ever download from tumblr be sure to open the image in a new tab.
Why?
I'll use this image of a corgi as an example: https://68.media.tumblr.com/249068946c8e9c8c70fbda3b1ccbbc12/tumblr_osfvh78HDi1qb1xf7o1_540.jpg
See that 540? Usually the case is that the image has been decompressed. Now what you'd wanna do, well actually NEED to do to get the original resolution and improve in quality is
>first you would need to delete .68 from the link
Ex: media.tumblr.com/249068946c8e9c8c70fbda3b1ccbbc12/tumblr_osfvh78HDi1qb1xf7o1_540.jpg
>Next you're going to need to replace the 540 with the word 'raw'. No quotations. And boom, larger image and better quality.
Example: http://media.tumblr.com/249068946c8e9c8c70fbda3b1ccbbc12/tumblr_osfvh78HDi1qb1xf7o1_raw.jpg
Notice how the image got bigger? That's how the file originally was.
Another thing you could do is replace the 500 with a 1280. I really suggest using the raw in my opinion.
>>10628549
>corgi
>actually a shiba inu
Woops.
>>10628521
how unfair
>>10628330
If I ever see you again, it's going to go bad for you.
>>10628376
I'm just doing a service to planet Earth by putting the garbage where it belongs
>>10628420
10$? What a poor guy...
>>10628472
I'm going in anyway.
>>10628521
They look awesome, thank you very much!
>>10628516
>She's wearing underwear.
>Having enough of your antics, Shy shoves you in the direction of ERP and dashes away as fast as possible.
>>10628566
I can't die, I know how revolvers wor-
>>10628566
>that Ocelot event
Pottery.
>>10628744
Okay i don't even want to know what the hell goes on in this one.
Why can't i just have an enjoyable 3 am browsing experience man?
>>10628778
Because shitposting.
That and people apparently save this shit. Don't ask me why, they just do.
>>10628694
>YE! A NEM! U WAN TO KNOW FREMBS NEM!
[say yes]
>the creature nods with its head... or is it its eye? You can't tell.
>>10628778
He runs his hand against the cheese grater real quick.
>>10628784
>I actually have a dental neuralgia right now and this is how it feels like
>>10628745
I think it was the same drinking problem that spurred his sudden wish to see this game bumped. Or maybe not? I dunno.
Sewer gators ARE real!
guro is shit tbqh
IRL gure moreso
>>10628808
elephants are dangerous
winner next slide
>>10628797
Blame the cringe threads on b. Those fucks enjoy this shit. Also, friendly reminder that you can report him for this.
>>10628825
the winner has been decided
>>10628841
this was the decision
Does your ava have an ERP counterpart! If so, who is better out of the two of you?
England is my owl city
Welp, scribbling flopped. You guys uhh..got any news?
>>10628862
I AM my ERP counterpart. We're both awful.
>>10628831
Kinda why I stopped browsing /b/ to be honest.
I mean, it was kinda fucked up, but you could find some occasionally decent stuff on there that wouldn't make you feel like retching.
Nowadays it's just complete shit.
Pretty much why I vastly prefer /trash/ over it.
>>10628884
Same. Even if the avafags now are thin skinned thanks to their (mostly) safezone.
>>10628868
Thank you a lot for the game, really nice code
>>10628890
.....why?...
>>10628799
Oh! Alright! Well, my name is Shy Gal. B-But you can call me Shy! If, ummm, you can call me anything...oh, gosh, that sounded rude! I deeply apologize. Ummm...d-do you have a name?
>>10628857
Congratulations! Oo-Oops! Was that too loud? Oh, gosh, I'm so sorry if it was...
>>10628868
>Shy quiets down after her outburst from congratulating the winner.
...Thank you...
>>10628862
>Probably/probably them
>>10628890
nice
>>10628857
[congratulate winner]
Grgrgrg!
>>10628868
[thank host]
Mmmmnn!
>>10628868
>Congrats!
>Thx for hosting Craig
>>10628899
I do feel as though people should occasionally be exposed to messed up shit, but this is a lil' much.
Plus, it's like scraping-the-bottom-of-the-barrel tier degeneracy.
>>10628905
Just report him fir the spam. Don't ask why, you of all people should know why.
Welcome back
https://pastebin.com/A4eXfyif
>>10628862
Yes, because Desuarchive
The ERP one is better, sadly
>>10628954
>Oh God dammit.
>>10628954
>How am I still at 1000 points?
In summary, here is the summary
>>10628903
No problem, I hope you enjoyed yourself. Thanks for the compliment.
>>10628908
Hey, the louder the better! It's nice to hear some enthusiasm every now and then.
>>10628918
I hope ya had fun, you weird little thing you.
>>10628922
And thanks for playing!
>>10628954
Look at that, I'm not below the starting amount. I consider that a win.
>>10628954
>blue gril is on the leaderboard
>my one-off joke drawing is doing good
>>10628954
>the whole top 10 is cancer
>>10628908
>OH! IT A SHY! SHY IS SO IT!
>NEM? AGEN? BUT U BE NO NEM! U ONLY BEBBY SLUBBUB AN U FINE!
[tell her you don't have a name]
>the creature makes what can be loosely be interpreted as a shrugging motion with its "arms", if that's what they are.
>(sorry to leave you hanging, but I'm about to pass out here. Good night.)
>(also, good night HG as well.)
>>10628954
Nice
>>10628954
No! It can't be true! Oh the humiliation! The shame!
>>10628984
Everyone got reset
>>10629021
>summons Mai
>>10628954
>It restarted
>I'm below 1,000 again
Fucking shit on my shingles, Batman!
>>10628862
Yes. I am also that counterpart.
>>10628954
>Get 1st place in the 1st tournament
>It's never finished
>New one starts
>I'm in the bottom
:c
wree
>>10629051
Killing machine broke
>>10629053
man I miss the mister rogers marathon on twitct...
>>10628954
Could you make Sami Zayn and El Generico the same slide since they're just the same person, or would that be asking for to much?
>>10629037
>I know but I'm pretty sure my K/D ratio is over 1
>>10628991
Ummm...m-maybe. Sorry, but I'm, I'm really not good at that. What if I'm too loud? That wouldn't be good...at all!
>>10629017
>Shy cocks her head to the other side.
No name...? B-But...oh, I'm being so nosy...n-never mind.
>It's fine, it's late here too. Have a good night.
>>10629053
>be like everyone else
>actually have friends even if they're all fake
>be myself
>zero friends
Well
>>10629062
understandable have a good occult ritual
>>10629064
Who is this cute bear?
>>10629064
It's done
>>10629073
Desu, I be myself and I have quite a few friends. Just find people you can mesh with and you don't need to hang around fake friends.
Out of the tributes on that leaderboard, who is your favourite?
>>10628332
>>10628998
kek
>>10629082
Just your friendly neighborhood murderer.
>>10629084
Thanks man.
>Gives you a Genetico plush
>>10629095
Lana's Mom
>>10629109
she a shit
>>10629095
Emi
Reigen
Seibah
Flake
>>10629070
How loud would be too loud? I know it's fairly late but it's not like anybody sleeps here. It's pretty empty, actually. You can be as loud as ya want!
>To demonstrate, Craig begins to yell at the top of his...lungs? Ah, forget it, he just starts yelling.
HELLO WORLD, IT IS I, CRAIG! VOTED SPOOKIEST SKELETON AT THE ALBANY HALLOWEEN FESTIVAL 2007!
>>10629123
You're a shit
>>10629123
>kills
>the spammers posts all got deleted
now lets take a look at who did it because their entry will be deleted.
hi there cancer >>10627845
>>10627892
>>10628010
>>10629131
you're a bigger one
>>10629136
>fucking dies
>resurrects self with the power of friendship
>>10629136
>-5
>>10629040
Nani?
>>10629142
KEK
>>10629128
>>10629142
Who was it? I couldn't see.
>>10629168
Trannyfucker
Ra and another filler
>>10629129
Eeeek!
>Not expecting the skeleton's outburst, the masked girl frantically covers her ears and bends over while also bending at the knees, trying desperately to block out his yelling.
>>10629150
Never said I wasn't, punk.
>>10629142
>>10629168
just some /b/tard
>>10629168
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/10627625
just go look for all the posts that say "Deleted on xx:xx:xx"
>>10629179
>>10629186
>>10629191
>It was the Anthony Cumia poster
I'm not surprised tb.h.
>>10629142
Who were they? All the posts were deleted.
>>10629185
ur going down, buttface
>>10629195
who the fook is that guy
>>10629203
I know who the tribute he posted was, but not the avafag posting it.
>>10629208
I hope the guy is too retarded to know how to ban dodge
>>10629199
>>10629217
Bruh why'd you bring it up
>>10629218
>>10629218
Spider-Man looks built as fuck desu
I summon _____
>>10629218
>>10629226
Fight of the century folks
>>10629240
I wild pack of niggers to gang rape your mother
>>10629182
>Craig peers down at her as she cowers, his face struck with disbelief as he is unable to process how much of a coward this girl is.
Huh? Are you really that spooked just from me shouting? Heck I wasn't even shouting at you, I was just shouting! C'mon now.
>>10629241
>>10629251
>>10629272
>tfw saw that thread
>>10629272
Why can't we have more shit like this on /b/? Then it'd be more tolerable.
>>10629303
I haven't gone back to /b/ since the end of 2016. Did it get worse?
>>10629315
yeah boy
>>10629259
>The girl uncovers her ears and peers up at the skeleton. She looks distressed at his sudden shouting.
S-Sorry, I just...I just didn't expect that! I-I don't like loud noises...or anything sudden like that. Surely you can understand...r-right?
>>10629303
Because it was deemed more autistic and cancerous than the current trap/scat/rekt/cringe threads. I'm honestly surprised they haven't chased the lolicons away.
>>10629315
>The threads are all the same, it became a reddit 2.0, trap thread, cuck thread, creep thread, music thread...
do we have an hg equivalent of the milky wilky anon
Hot
>mfw all of these posts were made by the Anthony Cumia poster
really makes you think
>>10629359
>didn't edit her details out
IT IS TIME
>>10629359
What is this?
>>10629329
Surely I can understand?
>Craig shakes his head.
No, I have no idea what you're talking about. What is it about yelling that you find so upsetting? It's just talking but at a higher volume than usual. You're a very strange person to be upset by something so silly as that. You know what's really scary? Ghosts. Now THAT'S scary!
Midnight roll
>>10629387
Giving it a try and I guess I might give an opinion or something. Maybe.
>>10629381
>>10629385
https://twitter.com/chloecherryxxx/status/786671445309095936
Harvey Dent, can we trust him?
>>10629387
let's be a cool kid and do an opinion roll
>>10629385
>>10629380
>expecting anything from new /b/ tards
Inkling should've been a good indication on how bad they are nowadays.
>>10629387
EHHHHHH
I DON'T SEE WHY NOT
yo pass the aux cord
>>10629387
>>10629413
gay cunt with a pasta fetish
cares too much
moving on to somebody more interesting, final reroll
>>10629421
Len is chill tho
>>10629387
Fuck off
>>10629421
I don't even like him but Inkling is nowhere near this guy's level of degeneracy and autism
>>10629408
Oh. Him. He annoys me but has never really done anything to me so I don't care.
>>10629387
Again.
>>10629426
an alright cunt/10
>>10629387
>>10629387
all but 36 are shit
>>10629387
please no
we were all nice and chill before
>>10629380
He was that nasty man all along? I-I don't know what to say...!
>>10629386
Oh?
>The girl seems to perk up at the mention of ghosts and she stands up straight, now with a small smile plastered on her face/mask.
Ghosts aren't that scary, silly! I know a few, and most of them wouldn't hurt a fly.
>Suddenly, the smile is replaced with the typical O-shape, as Shy becomes curious. She clasps her hands behind her back and leans slightly forward towards the skeleton.
What ghosts do you know, then? ...If you don't mind me asking, of course!
>>10629387
>>10629430
this man is alright to me
i hope he doesn't get shot
ok i go
>>10629451
2/10 would bang if drunk
yeah he's alright
>>10629387
one more because fuck me
>>10629448
Ooh. Very nice guy, easy to talk to and fun as well.
>>10629387
Next patient.
>>10629387
Give me Lana's Mom, or give me death.
>>10629469
>69 as Shy Gal
>mfw
>>10629475
tricky's bf. never seen him before
>>10629387
i am not having him as my last roll
>>10629457
it's just a normal roll chart not the coloring one
>>10629483
...She'll grow into it.
>>10629479
Never really had much interaction but from what I saw he was kind of nice. A little on the edge side but okay.
>>10629387
Another one.
>>10629387
>Roll
>>10629409
I know she's a pronstar and all, but I don't see why would anyone be so proud of this.
>>10629413
I wasn't talking to you, you meme loving potato.
squeak
>>10629492
A good person
>>10629509
I have no opinion. All I know is he eats ass but that's his thing.
>>10629387
Final one before I sleep.
>>10629469
>When the girl's demeanour changes from "scared" to "curious," the skeleton's own demeanour changes from "confused" to "insanely confused."
WHAT? You're scared by shouting but not by frickin' ghosts? Even if some of them are pacifists, they're all bloody spooky! Y-y-y-y-y-y--y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-
>The skeleton slaps his own skull to stop himself from stuttering. While she leans forward, the skeleton leans away.
You're insane! And you want me to tell you about the ghosts that come here? You're off your nut, to be honest.
>>10629533
Never interacted with him but he played a lot of cute shit. He was cool I guess.
Night everybody.
>>10629537
Ghosts aren't that bad. They're just really shy, you know?
>The girl giggles as the skeleton stutters and then smacks himself on the head, but quickly stops after realizing she may be offending him.
Oh! I'm s-so sorry! To make it up to you, ummm...I-I would love to hear about the ghosts that come here. If you want to talk about them, that is! Ummm...please?
Goodnight HG
+1
>tfw no dommy mommy gf
>>10629627
>>10629387
He's secretly in the closet
>>10629630
>Lana's mom will never straddle you
>she'll never tell you that you can look but don't touch
>she'll never proceed to rape you
>>10629630
>tfw you will never be the pet of a busty sharkgirl
>You'll never meet that girl that'll do that thing you want her to do that you really want
>>10629645
w-whoa
>>10629634
>secretly
Hey Kaito
>>10629645
I always got the "she'll let you do whatever you want with her to your hearts content" vibe from her
>>10629582
>The skeleton bites his...mouth, and looks to his left and right, surveying the area for any ghost activity. Once he's sure that the area is clear of ghosts, he leans in close to Shy Gal and speaks in a hushed voice.
Okay, so you want to know more about the ghosts here right? I know why you really want to know, and that's alright. It's okay to be scared, you don't have to lie to me about being "curious" when I know what it is that you really want - to avoid them at all costs. As far as I know there are two ghosts that frequent this place - Mayoi Hachikuji and Youmu. Mayoi's just some kid and doesn't even look like a ghost, so she's not that bad. She bit my hand one time though so she's kinda rude, but she made up for that through various other things. Youmu though?
>Craig snorts in derision, grinding his teeth together as he's forced to think of that slimy, bratty, shitty, horrid half-ghost girl.
She's a real bitch. Half-ghost and always rude to me, not really all that spooky, just a real rudie patootie. She has this sword that can slice through anything, but she won't tell me who forged it for her. I want a sword like that for my own, but nooooooooo, she has to do some dumb bullshit game where I have to "beat her in combat" before I'm worthy of getting a sword of my own. What a bitch, right? Also she wouldn't apologise to me last night when she was being rude. She applauded my death. What sort of person does that? Other than me sometimes?
>>10629688
i'll the ghosts about all of this
>>10629706
tell*
_____ X _____ would make a good couple
>>10629723
Inkling, me
>>10629706
You're not going anywhere. Thanks to this go-kart I acquired from a friendly anon I'll catch up to you and mow you down before you can reach any ghosts. So go on, make my day. Give me a reason to rev this baby up and run you over. I'll do it, you know. I'm quite fond of hitting people with vehicles.
>>10629745
>steals your car
Bye bye bonebag
>>10629752
>stealing the car i gave him
feck off nigger
>>10629745
>gives you the car back
it's only a rental, don't worry about it
>>10629752
>The skeleton leaps after his go-kart and grabs hold of the back, getting dragged across the road as the anon drives away at breakneck speed. His bones bruise and break as he's bounced along the road, but he maintains his grip on the go kart and starts pulling himself up to the a-
>>10629798
>The skeleton promptly lets go as the friendly anon claims his car back for him, rising up from the ground with battered, dirty bones.
Oh, shit! Thanks anon, you really saved me some trouble there. How can I repay you?
>>10629798
>giving a car to a skeleton
lol nice responsability awareness, enjoy your trip to prison when this bonehead will run over school kids
>>10629815
>an arrow pierces the front passenger side tire as you're thanking the man
>>10629688
>Shy is quiet for a little while after the skeleton's diatribe, taken aback by just how much he loathes the ghosts here.
...Oh...
>That's all she can stammer out before she turns her head to the side, hiding her face from the skeleton. he can, however, hear her mumble out what comes next.
But...not all ghosts are like that...
>>10629815
>>10629824
>>10629839
WAAAAAH!
>>10629815
nothing at all man, it's what you deserve for being a cool guy. step on the gas and book it is what you can do
>>10629824
lol i'm not the one that killed the victims though :^)
Post what you're listening to.
>Goes to heaven
>>10629851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RT271KaT0Rk
>>10629839
>>10629849
>>10629852
>>10629856
>>10629862
>inb4 skeleton gets boned in prison
>>10629851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyA_XahL7dQ
>>10629851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9FcmcdIJxg
"PLAY THAT STUPID PIECE OF SHIT!"
>>10629873
>He drove past the snail crossing sign
why do you guys always listen to such lame music
>>10629851
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SnFQ51sdrt4
>In other news, I made it smaller mate... and it wasn't easy.
>>10629894
https://youtu.be/Np4wExto0yo
It's not lame...
>>10629894
>Strapping Young Lad
>lame
Hah.
I want to Kaguya Kaguya's Kaguyas
>>10629906
metal sucks desu
>>10629851
https://youtu.be/sL2VVzsTX2A
>>10629918
You suck.
>>10629910
You also suck.
>>10629929
no u
>>10629938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEJ4l0WvsR8
>>10629929
Welcome to the Hotel Hunger Games
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Shut your fucking face
(I feel bad I got that I got to leave all of a sudden, but...I gotta leave all of a sudden. This is like, the second time this week I've had to do this. Sorry.)
>>10629824
Running over some school kids? That anon doesn't have to worry about a thing, I get away with that all the time.
>The skeleton says, despite never having committed such a terrible act. Even so, in his warped mind that sort of thing is "cool" and "badass," so he admits to doing it anyways.
Yup. Every day. See some children walking by? VROOOOOOOOOM, just smash 'em with my car. Hell yeah.
>>10629840
>>10629850
Thanks man, I really app-
>Just as the skeleton goes on to have a moment of genuine appreciation for another living being, one of the few times in his entire life he had done so, an arrow pierces the front passenger tire. The skeleton's go-kart spirals out of control and he is launched from the vehicle, smashing into a wall and cracking open his skull. He then collapses into a heap of bones, dead.
>>10629841
I admit I don't have a large sample size for it but the ghosts here haven't really made that good of a first impression. Even still, they're spooky as heck anyways so it doesn't matter how nice they are. They're all monsters in my eyes. With that said, I should head out. I've got things to do.
>The skeleton pats Shy Gal's shoulder in a friendly, reassuring manner.
Be wary of those ghosts!
>>10629839
>>10629849
>>10629852
>>10629856
>>10629862
>As the skeleton's go-kart spirals out of control, it smashes into poor old Mayoi, killing her. The skeleton was completely unaware of what had happened to her as he soon meets his own demise.
>>10629929
Heehee, you don't like that wet feel of my tounge? My belly doesn't tell any lies!
>>10629951
Police here, someone called us about an accident, we're suspecting you to be the mad driver. Step out the car, our trained dogs will inspect the car looking for illegal dubs.
>>10629910
>>10629968
>>10629951
>At the feeling of the skeleton's shoulderpat, Shy turns back to look at him. For a brief moment, there's a twinkle in her eye, almost as if it was a tear.
>As soon as it was noticeable, however, it vanishes, making one wonder if it was really there to begin with.
I-I'll try. See you later, ummm...Mr. Skeleton...
>Shy sharply turns and walks in the other direction, her hands in her hoodie(?) pockets, her steps slow and heavy.
>That's quite alright, since I gotta jet too. Good night, Craig, and HG.
>>10629976
No dubs here, sir.
>>10629994
night
>>10629997
M'dam, this is a crime scene, I am forced to ask you to leave the area.
>>10629993
>How do you think I feel?
>>10630009
Warudu soota hippu hoppu!
>Records
>>10629993
Boohoo! What's so wrong about having a little fun with my morsels, buddy o pal?
>>10630017
Oh shit, I'm gonna be on TV!
>>10630012
>Full?
>>10630017
>takes out his police baton
Stop filming or I will have to use drastic methods
>>10630026
>>10630026
>...
>Good night.
When is SAW?
>>10630048
August 4th-6th
>>10630026
>tfw not at home during SAW
fug
>>10630122
>tfw neglected getting an ava
Guess I'll have to half ass it. Or just miss out.
>>10630043
Wait daddy knight sampai! I have a gift for you!
Hi, you're on a rock floating in space. Pretty cool, huh? Some of it's water. Fuck it, actually, most of it's water. I can't even get from here to there without buying a boat. A plane is shown flying from South America to Africa. The plane fades off the screen, and a lone, sad stick figure is shown standing on Africa. It's sad. I'm sad. I miss you. How did this happen? A long time ago- Actually, never, and also now, nothing is nowhere. When? Never. Makes sense, right? Like I said, it didn't happen. Nothing was never anywhere. That's why it's been everywhere. It's been so everywhere, you don't need a where. You don't even need a when. That's how "every" it gets. Forget this. I wanna be something. Go somewhere. Do something. I want things to change. I want to invent time and space, and I know it's possible because everything is here, and it probably already happened. I just don't know when to start, and that's exactly where it started. Ooh, I paused it. I think there's a universe now. What's it made of? Quarks and stuff! Ah, that's a thing, in a place. Don't like it? Try a new place, at a different time. Try to stick together because the world is gonna get bigger and emptier, but it's not empty yet. It's still very full and about a kjghpillion degrees. Great news! The quarks are now happily married and in groups of three, called a proton or a neutron, and there's something else floating around too that wants to join in but can't because it's still too- Great news! The protons and neutrons are now happily married to each other. Some of them even doubled up. Great news! The electrons have now joined in. Congratulations! The world is now a bunch of gas in space, but it's getting closer together......and it's getting closer together......and it's getting closer toget- It's a star! New shit just got made. Some stars burn out and die. Bigger stars burn out and die with passion, and make some brand new, way crazier shit... Space dust!
>>10630122
>>10630135
>he doesn't want to make it a secret ava week so he doesn't miss out
>>10630196
>noms you with her comfy maw
Hey I'm Christy and I want you to stop talking!
dead
>>10630212
I actually thought about making it longer next time because people were working on so many avas.
>snatches your shape
>>10630362
>shaves your snatch
>>10630217
>>10630349
do eet
>>10630362
>1200/1700
>5 stars
for what fucking purpose
>>10630431
Next time, we'll have tiers then. From your least to best secret ava. It's just an idea, nothing final until I analyze how this one goes.
>>10630026
You scoundrel of low cunning!
>>10630437
check the print date
>>10630408
Uhhhh? How about no? You're gonna need a commission with MY name in it to drive me off.
Also NGW? I'm hungry!
>>10630484
Nein, horse fucker!
>>10630447
what does it mean?
>>10630498
I'm no Yugioh fag but it probably means it's an early production.
>>10630498
It means older cards are comparatively weaker than newer cards.
CCGs need to churn out stronger and stronger cards over time to keep the playerbase buying their cards.
>>10630494
Furfags aren't the same as horsefags, newfag.
Who makes the best winscreens?
>>10630494
Uhh? Honey, there's a difference between a horsefucker and a furfag.
Also give me my money Fyxe!
>>10630513
He's a furfag in a horse outfit. The gas chamber does not discriminate.
>>10630524
Fyxe is gone on vacation.