/ERP/ - SSStylish! edition Precum: >>10611545

What's ERP listening to?

>>10619336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gRPpq1PYAk

>>10619335
>/ERP/ will never ever have a real and decent Tomoko

>>10619299
What I miss?

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https://youtu.be/taTWr1Z0_9I

>>10619383
Why not?

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>>10619383
I thought Jiro played her.

>>10619336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY92NAdGaR4

>>10619525
Jiro's dead, kiddo.

Post session ideas you really want to try out but haven't been able to find a partner for yet.

>>10619525
Jiro """"played"""" her like he played everything else. Eventually breaks down and complains about his useless life.

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>>10619287
Booty shorts edition.

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>>10619554
>Stealing the chaos emeralds!

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>>10619541
>>10619556
Huh. Say it ain't so.

>>10619554
Something involving decent amounts of chub, maybe stuffing too?

>>10619680
>Tomoko
>chub
Holy shit yes.

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>>10619680
>>10619693
The fuck's a chub?

>>10619336
https://youtu.be/Wdr8gbwXEEg

>>10619554
Playing as a waitress and trying to seduce a customer, either to sneak to the bathroom or to get under his table

>>10619734
Jinx post

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>>10619554
A steady relationship with a whole bunch of tension, and it'd all accumulate into a night of loving, passionate sex.

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>>10619749
Almost this except it's a thicc clumsy waitress who bumps into a customer and then stuff happens.

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wake up

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>>10619693
I just meant in general but now that you mention chubby tomoko, holy shit yes.

>>10619680
I'd totally play a price character and take her on a date and at the very end reveal it was all a prank for Youtube views so she'd cry and feel devistated

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>>10619554
Ball worship while I stroke myself

>>10619554
Always wanted to do a long-term RP wherein a guy gets a sex slave, ends up treating them like an abused housewife but eventually actually falls in love with them
but long term doesn't exist outside of flist and fuck that place

>>10620125
Tfw I want this but without the ending part
Hope you find what you desire

>>10620125
It does, though.

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>>10619554
Normal ERP

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>lupin has migrated to hg to ree about Morrigan
pls no

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>>10619336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tptqdkocptg

>>10619554
Music base session, stripper/lap dance would be perfect for that. And a few ideas for Maj

More like /ss/stylish amirite?

>>10620266
Isn't the lewd bun a stripper?

>>10620274
God no

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>>10620274
Hmmm... yes.

>>10620167
The ending isn't striiictly required. What role do you want to be in in that?

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>>10620281
How do you strip if you're already naked?
And I was thinking me doing the stripping.. I wrote a really cool opener the other day for it and never got a reply </3

>>10620266
>And a few ideas for Maj
Come on, let's hear them, Maj is top tier

>>10620263
Keep him

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>>10620274
>I'm listening...

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>>10620263
>tfw Morrigan will never escape
Poor guy.

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>>10620328
Just tear the skin if you can't strip them further, fuck the bones!

All right, so we've chased out Clowpiece, Jiro, Lore, Lupin, Morrigan, and other autists.

Whos next on the chopping block?

>>10620419
Paul

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>>10620344
My personal overall favorite
>Two highschool boys playing vidya at a sleepover
>"If I win the next game you gotta do whatever I say!"
You can guess what comes next.

>>10620403
Don't reply to DMG you mentally damaged troglodyte. How you still haven't killed yourself baffles me. Fuck off forever.

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>>10620453
Wholesome non-sexual jokes?

>>10620419
Me

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>>10620489
Because I'm not depressed and I like my life?

oh and I'm not Paul, this is just a disguise.

>>10620419
Has Mecha been chased off?

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>>10620493
>>10620513
Ruby pls. you gotta stop this ruse. At first it was funny. Now I got PTSD.
... AT LEAST post thicc LD

>>10620441
>>10620545
Mecha and Paul are like weeds that just keep coming back. They're incredibly hard to get rid of.

>>10620513
(X) Doubt

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>>10620568
I mean, there's a shit ton of stuff in this folder, disgusting stuff.

here's one.

>>10620263
But I thought it was Aya/Kagerou? Unless they both hate him for whatever reason.

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>>10620599
Y-yeah. Weird, disgusting stuff. It'd be weird to like that... Ha..

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>>10620597
pull on the face if you don't believe me.

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>>10620599
>pic
Jesus Christ

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>>10620625
Atleast there's a shit ton of cute things in this folder.

>>10620625
>>10620599
>>10620568
>>10620513
Stop

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>>10620643
Oh yeah, character's cute and junk. Still. PTSD

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>>10620640
I know, there's something known as too THICC, it's called fat.

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>>10620669
I'm bored.

>>10620671
Too bad, I'm the bad kind of tsundere, I'll be mean to you anyhow.

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>>10620669
>someone DMG likes posting LD at them
You don't understand anon, this can bloom into a brilliant explosion

>>10620676
>>10620700
Stop. Both of you know this will only create more fucking shitflinging. You're both being retarded and you're both shoving this thread and the coming 1000 threads into an oven just for a few giggles.
Quit it.

>>10620628
Alright gang, let's see who this REALLY is.

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>>10620733
>implying the next 1000 threads aren't going to be bad for some other reason
Just kick back, relax, grab a drink, and watch the world burn I say

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>>10620733
Anon, Anon, calm down, it's just me.
>pulls mask
It's Ruby.

>>10620746
Hi.

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>>10620746
Obligatory

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Guten Tag.

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>>10620811
Yo Yo

>>10620759
>>10620760
Refer to >>10620729
But instead of brilliant explosion, you'll get Paul all fired up to shitpost and spam and act like a retard towards fucking infinity. If you're wondering why the threads are shit, it's because of fucking idiots perpetuating for-fucking-ever.
And while I have fuck all idea who Ruby is, I'd honestly expect AT LEAST DMG won't fucking take into this shit and piss-balloon flinging competition. Call me a party pooper and No Fun Allowed, but I'd rather not smell an Indian street when I'm trying to fucking jack off.
You want Paul gone? He fucking was gone. And idiots like you pouring gas on the fire won't keep him away.
Fucking. Stop.

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>>10620700
As long as you're the kind of tsundere that calls my tits fat and not the kind that burns down my house I think you'll be fine.

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>>10620923
Don't know what Paul did, but sorry.

>>10620957
Why not both?

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>>10620990
I like my house. And I know you don't put out, so I can't get my dick wet in return.

>>10620957
Tsunderes don't burn houses, that's yanderes.

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>>10621016
I don't know where your house is so don't worry, and never.

>>10620923
I strongly doubt that this isn't paul desu. Paul, like many other ... exceptional people in this community, is like a terminal cancer that has metastasized. There's no getting rid of that shitter until we die. You're naive for thinking otherwise

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>>10621032
The never part makes me sads.

>>10621020
You're not wrong..

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>>10621064
Well never's a lie, more like "only bets can make me do it" kind of thing.

>DMG lewds the weird dollfag
>DMG wants to lewd Ruby now
Stop.

>>10620923
>I'd honestly expect AT LEAST DMG won't fucking take into this shit and piss-balloon flinging competition
DMG tried to flirt with them before finding out who it was. He doesn't think

>>10621042
The time he was gone recently was sure welcome, even with other shit flaring up. Even now that he's back I don't recall him doing anything more than announcing when he's drunk, but that won't last long, yeah

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>have to filter out DMG now

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>>10621089
>lewd Ruby
I will never let anyone do that.

>>10621130
Good. Keep yourself untainted by him. It leads to nothing but trouble.

DMG needs to incite Paul so he can seem like the brave hero and poor victim.

He's just as scummy as Paul.

>>10621130
Why are you posting in ERP then?

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>>10621146
Isn't that all of ERP?

>>10621179
To make fun of DMG and to make fun of ERP in general.

>>10621206
Yes and no. DMG has a habit of causing weird shit with the people they play with.

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>>10621237
Again, isn't that all of ERP?

>>10621268
Yes and no. Certain people you can just play with and then walk away from without a second thought.

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>>10621279
Lies.

>>10621206
>make fun of DMG
Go to his PMs and keep your circle jerk there.
>make fun of ERP in general
How about you go back to HG and do that instead of shitting up this thread for no reason at all.
Seriously. Why are you here?

>>10621300
Some people are more 'professional' about it than others.

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>>10621303
I don't know his discord or steam and I don't care.
And I told you, I am here to make fun of ERP.

>>10621311
Li- eh, this got old.

>>10621345
Your face got old, you lovable fuck.

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>>10621360
You have an elderly fetish?

>>10621374
I did, but it died long ago.

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>makes marshmallows over the burning thread

^
Neato, now fuck off. Paul and Lupin had the decency to fuck off, why can't you?

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>>10621391
Good, fuck the young ones instead.
Legal age tho.

>>10621427
>pours water on the clod

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>>10621458
>has an umbrella.

>Adachi on mornings
>Bolin popping in more lately
>now this Ruby

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>>10621489
You win this time.

Anywho
BYE!

Can we stop getting so much cancer please?

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>>10621560

>>10621560
>points and laughs at the thread

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I went to make food...Christ you guys need to calm down.

>>10621662
Agreed. Show butt to help calm us down.

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>>10621689
CUM down!

>>10621662
how about you stop shitting up the thread in the same manner Paul and other common shitposters would?

>>10621707
Oh yeah, I'm feeling pretty calm now, except for one part of me.

>>10621662
Then stop feeding admitted shitposters.

Reminder that girls can't assrape boys.

>someone gets bored of/feels pressured to interact with my character so they make another
>monogamous cuck who is also a slut???
>loved RPing with the player, but they basically ended it wordlessly and began playing a new character instead
>because they don't feel like they can slut around on that character anymore
What do?
Should I bug them OOC about it, hope their character is picked up again or just forget it?
I don't have trouble finding people to ERP with.

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>>10621717
nou

>>10621730
Need a little help rubbing that down?

>>10621740
I don't think Ruby's a shitposter... Okay maybe a little.
But hey, corrupting HG takes time.

>>10621662
Stop being almost as bad as paul

>>10621758
Huh?

>>10621758
Brings back memories of Jiro X Elizabeth.

>>10621758
2nd line is shit I'm tired as fuck
>*RPing romance shit, they are monogamy minded but were slutty before this point
Context is in a video game.

>>10621758
don't see why you can't ask them to play them for you
who is it, anon?

>>10621755
>He doesn't know
You innocent child.

>>10621808
Noone here thankfully.
I will eventually get into this thread and ava interaction maybe, I just bounce general ERP discussion through here and /ftt/ sometimes.

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>>10621841
>I will eventually get into this thread and ava interaction
that'll go over gr8
see you around, anon.

>>10621857
(((it's a lie)))

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>>10621871
(((jokes)))

>>10621779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0nYKgkFvMM

>>10621828
>innocent children in ERP
Kek

>>10621910
I know.
I'm amazed too.

>>10621560
Morrigan went to HG and now they're raiding us constantly

Characters you're thinking of picking up?

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Maybe /erp/ needs a fresh start.

Get rid of the old, start with new blood.

>>10622001
I'm from Hg and honestly, I don't mind you guys. I'm sorry you get so much shit from us.

You guys seem pretty cool.

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>>10622020
As well as Sam from Totally Spies.

>>10622038
OOh, I love Sam! Can I be your first victim?

>>10622038
Hi diego

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>>10622020
Mei, wii fit trainer, and maybe zarya

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>>10622020
I almost finish the folder

>>10622020
I need to pick up something with a penis so I can fuck one of my other partners' cute anime girls. Whether that's a cute anime boy or a trap doesn't matter to him, but idk

>>10622067
go away ESL

>>10622030
Yeah?

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>>10622020
(Probably someone from BNHA.)

>>10622023
Short of going to a whole different site, three's really no way to have a 'fresh start.' Even then the options of where to go are limited.

>>10622055
Nah
>>10622052
Victim?

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>>10622116
Everyone deserves a right to erp

>>10622230
not ESLs
>>10622209
hang on owain I got something to show you

>>10622196
Y-yeah... I don't really want to post my avatar but...
You guys have at least one person supporting you.

You're like a nice breeze stirring up a stagnant pool. I enjoy when Dmg and Lady dominator show up. You're always so cheerful and compared to the angry shit that gets thrown about in there?

I'd come by here more if I could, but... I'm not really comfortable erping in thread or people being pushy about me lewding my character.

>>10622230
I believe in you chum

>>10622252
1
Stay in HG
2
If you're not going to ERP, at least as anon or a ""sekrit"" character then get out of ERP

>>10622251
ESPECIALLY ESLs

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>>10622252
>I enjoy when Dmg show up.
I'm in HG quite a lot. Just not as DMG.
Unless you mean around here, then I'm always here

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>>10622020
Boudica.

>>10622252
Basically what >>10622287 said
It doesn't matter if you like us or you're sorry for the shit that HG does. If you are not going to contribute, don't post.
>inb4 "but you're not contributing?"(insert smug pic here)
Fuck off, you know exactly what I mean.

>>10622291
ESLs especially need to go /out/
Worde than DMG

>>10622226
As in first person to test out Sam. More or less of a friendly matter of asking to go first.

>>10622322
mana prisms

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>>10622251
(What is it anon?)

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>>10622334
No, people like (You) go /out/
ERP is dead because of people like (You)

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>>10622334
>need to go /out/
Why? Do they lack fresh air?
>Worde
>

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>>10622322
Good taste

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>>10622402
ESL go /out/
Last time we let an ESL into ERP, it was Chat.
>>10622405
No, they need to go /out/ (and stay there) because they all end up as Chat if not worse.
>implying a typo=ESL
Typo is writing goof instead of good
This food is goof!
ESL is when you sound like a tard
That food is the good !

>>10622491
Chat is American and only knows how to speak English. He's just legitimately retarded.

So, what were the sealing nails in Mecha's coffin?

>>10619554

Sex in a hot tub.

>>10622491
>We have tons of ESL that don't sound like ESL
>Chat is American
lol

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>>10622491
Who cares about some guy, EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT (and different is good)
Non-esls can be bad too, and im not going to say names because you already know them

>>10622506
Chat is ESL, his first language is turd-flinging.
>>10622528
Read above.
Also name one (1) ESL that's good

>>10622585
Sponty.
Suck dick pussy.

>>10622624
I said good, not mediocre at best.

>>10622506
>>10622528
>>10622624
People people, don't continue to argue with this guy. He's just going to plug his ears and call himself right no matter what you say, it's a waste of time.

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Hello
Where are the lolis?

>>10622666
it's such obvious bait, kind of sad that only Satan figured it out

>>10622636
>>10622624
Also Hotaru.

And I thought the problem was grammar and spelling, not RP capability.

You're failing at your own logic, shitposter.

>>10622692
refer to >>10622666
and >>10622684

>>10622692
Where's Hotaru from?

>>10622749
He was grown in the illuminati labs

>>10622322
Yes please

>>10622585
Mootykins

>>10622941
Man, I miss mooty

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Alright we should start doing stuff, who up

>>10622959
Oh shit, didn't know you picked up Midna.

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>>10623007
Not surprising, only even added her on yesterday

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>>10622674
They were asking for you, actually.

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Reminder that Lupin is a leech and should kill himself

>>10622511
Getting called out a few days ago or something.

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>>10623200
Damn. I really need to fix my sleep schedule.

>>10623084
Is she not concerned about how bruised her butt is going to be once everyone notices her?

>>10623287
I'm sure they'll turn up soon. Stay vigilant!

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>>10623345

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>>10622674
Right here, loliranger.

>>10623391
Is that during the park scene? That was great.

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>>10623343
More worried about bruising peoples faces honestly. Besides, its extra soft and plush, not easy to bruise.

>>10623450
Is it weird that I find Midna super hot without her helmet on?

>>10623450
>bruising people's faces
Well, then! I'm usually more of a hotdogging guy, but facesitting is just about as good.

>>10623450
She's all about the oral instead of the penetration, huh?

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>>10623474
Kinda, since as far as I know she appears helmet less in about one scene total
>>10623487
Lucky for you both are top tier fetishes, and redmoa exists
>>10623498
She's mostly about teasing and getting people to pay attention to her butt. Probably my most direct ava honestly. That doesn't mean she won't bounce on you though

>>10623528
That is one hot imp.

>>10623528
I've never even played the game. I just really like her natural imp look.

>>10623528
Ass is life. So, what do I gotta do for a closer look at that plump butt, anyway?

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>>10623412
Yep. From the sequel. I'm glad that this story of all the ones from the collection managed to get one.

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>>10623538
(Th-thanks)
>>10623560
(Kinda hard for me to judge. As far as I know she looks how she does normally but with a ponytail like thing. Scene is probably on youtube)
>>10623581
Well that depends, just how close of a look do you want? Because kneeling down is always an option.

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>>10623528
(Glad to see you've already got some of the best Midna pictures. You play her really well, too, so you've got my seal of approval. Whatever my approval's worth, anyway.)

>>10623631
(Is this nina? I-is it worth a midna buttjob one day?)

>>10623282
Someone redpill me on this real quick

What the fuck was Mecha called out on?

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>>10623663
(Sure is. And I don't see why not, if you think you'll be able to handle it.)

>>10623626
I was looking to get as close as possible, honestly. Can't ask for some heavy grinding without giving that ass some worship, can I?
>And with that, the male slowly drops down to his knees, his eyes fixated on the seductive imp.

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>ywn get dual hotdogged by 2 Midnas

>>10623701
>>10623528
>want to fuck midna
>too much autism related to them from the discordfag

>>10623670
I wasn't called out on anything, some retard found an old MAL of mine and posted it.
I was already barely posting before then, but if someone wants to start scouring the internet for me because I called Mary a gay retard, then I'll leave well enough alone.

>>10623744
All things considered, that midna was pretty good at rp. Terrible person =/= terrible rp.

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>>10623701
(W-well now might not be the most amazing time since I'm playing, when do you think you'll be around?)
>>10623711
>The imp giggled to herself a little bit, a somewhat creepy sound coming from her, and floated towards him with an amused expression on her face. She tapped one finger on her chin thinking how best to go about this, an exaggerated look on her face. Abruptly she straightens out in the air, floating over to the anon and sticking her hips out she practically falls on him, wanting to see if the weight of her fantastic butt coming down on his face would knock him over.
>>10623729
(Have this to ease the pain)

>>10623781
>called Mary a gay retard
???

>>10622959
So, how well did Midna take all that seed I gave her last night?

>>10623836
It's just an example of the quality of my posts that somehow triggers people here.

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>>10623822
(Work is gonna keep me busy well into tomorrow, but I'll be free on Tuesday or Wednesday. I noticed someone saying before that I came back from a break, but I haven't really gone on a break in a month or so. It's just that work crops up and I don't have time to show up.)

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>calls people out telling them to get thick skin
>goes on a sperg over a few ms paint comics and his mal getting leaked

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>10623670
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/10555770/#q10557192

This thread.

>>10623911
>goes to thread looking to start something
>gets called out on shitposting
>his MAL gets posted

That's the gist of it.

>>10623890
Paint comics?

What's a MAL?

>>10623822
>The anon watches as she slowly approaches, excited at the thought of being smothered by Midna's shapely rear. Her sudden drop onto his face, caused the man to let out a muffled cry, his hands immediately jutting forward, and grabbing hold of her hips for balance. This proved to be pointless, though; The man's balance crumbling as soon as he lifted his arms, now falling flat on his back with an audible "thud".

>>10623961
MyAnimeList.

>>10623960
We used to have an Anon that made comics on MS Paint memeing about the relevant shit post. He was amazing and is missed.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>10624009
Wasn't it the Switch doggo fag

>>10624027
30 year old man with no life. Tsk Tsk Tsk.

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>>10623839
(Well, turns out imps can get pregnant I'd reckon. Might even be some figure of note in twilight)
>>10623881
(Should be free those days unless something weird happens, see you and that big bubbly butt then hopefully)
>>10623979
Awww, you couldn't even keep yourself upright like a proper chair would? Oh well, I suppose this will just have to do.
>Midna has a bit of a teasing tone to her voice, wiggling her hips from side to side to drag him deeper and deeper inside. Her cheeks nearly wrap around his head, holding him in place in her soft fat butt, the thing occasionally jiggling on top of him from one of her random movements. She even stars bouncing on her legs lightly, just enough to keep it moving with him buried bellow her

>>10624027
You know, this is the reason the place is pretty dead now, right?
Who wants to play in a place where you might get doxxed even slightly?

>>10624048
>>10624009
I love shy, but they tend to give in to their shitposting tendencies a little too much at times.

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>>10624027
>Mecha's old and likes anime
whoa

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>>10624060
(Looking forward to it. See you then, Big Buff Cheeto Puff.)

>>10624062
This isn't compatible to what happens HG, just be happy the good avas are more wary than that retard who's so narcissistic that he'll give out info that easily. Because no one "found" it, he gave that profile to someone.

>>10624075
This reminds me of when someone had 'sick discord leaks' about him and it ended up him just saying he disliked Clownpiece. I bet this is the same fucking person. Fuck off with this dramashit

>>10624103
That was ClownPiece you moron, they posted the screen caps and in one of them you see his Icon and name in the corner.

>>10624102
>linking a mal is narcissistic
lmao my dude it's probably more masochistic doing that if he's from /a/ at all

>>10624103
That or Kagerou/OG Aya still pissed he stole away morrigan

>>10624060
>Her taunting only furthered the anon's desire for her round, supple ass, his sight soon completely blocked by it as her cheeks enveloped him. Each of her sporadic, playful movements, causing his lips to kiss at her tight, puckered hole. After a few moments of taking in the imp's amazing scent, the male extends his tongue, pressing it directly against her rosebud and slathering it in his saliva, the man's hands slowly rubbing Midna's chubby thighs.

>>10624060
(I bet she'll have a wonderful daughter then, plus it'll be a new princess.)

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>>10624214
Ooooh, someone's getting brave already aren't they.
>The imp sits up just a little, letting the anons tongue get at the different parts of her better. She also reclined a little, cooing to herself as she felt his fingers start to trail over her thighs. His hands sunk into them just as easily as they would her plush booty, midna biting into her lower lip as his hands ran up and down them. Ceasing their slight up and down bouncing, her hips started to rock back and forth instead, and now rocking from left to right, shifting her weight from one cheek over to the other. It kept things moving while still letting him get his tongue into some of those nice places.
>>10624293
(And if it's not who knows, she might just have to come back)
>>10624079
(Y-you too)

>>10624325
(Oh don't lie, she'd totally come back anyways.)

>>10619287
butt lady!

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does anyone have a link to an erp discord? im new to how all this stuff works

>>10624431
You don't want one.

>>10624065
I've not seen Shy shitpost on the threads once besides the Mettaton stuff

>>10624443
why not?

>>10624453
They're cesspits.

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>>10624497
b-but I wanna do pic related

i will post my discord at least in case any cute boys wanna talk ;)
Silky
#9735

>>10624325
>The anon's hot breath blew against Midna's spread ass, his grip tightening around her soft, plush thighs as his fingers slowly crept further and futher inwards. Meanwhile, his tongue continued exploring; sliding all around her twitching hole, extending as far as he could to ensure she was properly coated in his spit. After doing so for some time, he moves back to her pink donut; The man's tongue rolling up and prodding at her sphincter, over and over until the tip gradually spreads it, his tongue slowly wriggling deeper and deeper with each of her jiggles.

>>10624514
hey, i have that on my phone
also you can just... do that here

>>10624452
it's blatant forced hate by mecha, ignore it

>>10624543
but anoooooooon... i like keeping track of my boys

>>10624561
then play with an ava

>>10624561
I think you're looking for /ftt/. That's where homos go to stutter and pretend flirt.

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>>10624598
i specifically want to do erp
im sorry... i dont really understand how this works

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>>10624616
Hey, I can teach you.

>>10624645
sure! do you have a discord i could add u on?

>>10624662
You're getting rused. Don't listen to him.

>>10624662
Voyevoda#0793

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>>10624616
Don't worry, just take things slow and watch how the thread rolls by to get a feel for things. You can still go join the discord if you like but the threads make finding new partners easy, just wait for someone you're interested in to post

>>10624645
Ignore this too

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>>10624528
>The imp on top of him lets out a few more giggling noises on top of him, her white and black cheeks continuously rocking themselves across his face, grinding a bit harder as the girl basically starts to ride his face in earnest. She slows down as she starts to feel his warm tongue push its way past the tight ring of muscle around her ass, rolling around inside her. It's a strange feeling, mostly the same as a normal humans its but oddly cool to the touch. Her fat cheeks push down even harder around him, clearly trying to draw him even deeper and deeper inside
Hey, you still want to rub up against it or are you okay down there with this?

>>10624704
i really wanna join the discord

>>10624730
Someone should have a link, if not now just wait a but til things get more active and ask then

>>10624692
Lol, russians

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>>10624662
>he fell for it
Now I feel bad more than anything.
Just lurk, goofball.
>>10624704
Don't be rude.

>>10624705
>Unable to pull away from the mischievous Imp's fat, jiggly rear, the anon instead responds by slowly lifting himself off the ground, and taking Midna with him. With a little struggle, the male manages to sit upright, the Imp now dangling within his grasp as her face hovers over his painfully stiff crotch. Throughout this change of positions, the anon never pulls out of her cool, constricting passage, his tongue eagerly exploring as much of it as possible as he holds Midna in place by wrapping his arms around her thighs. Though he couldn't really speak like this, his face still buried deep inside the lusty Imp's cheeks, his muffled words still reverberated within her cheeks, attempting to tell her how to use her idle hands while he continued his work.

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>>10624904
>The imp makes a little shocked noise as the man starts to rise himself into the air. Thanks to her ability to float on her own though she doesn't need to worry about something like falling off in the first place, keeping her ass firmly around the mans head and his tongue inside her ass. She almost feels like being a bit mean and bouncing her ass on his face again to push him back in the ground and make this harder for him but decides he's earned it with all the attention he's giving her butt. She once again goes into mock thought looking down at his growing tent, but finally leans forward. Her arms slide down his legs and towards his crotch in a painfully slow fashion, rubbing him up and down before eventually getting to the waistline of his pants. She slowly undoes them, his pants and underwear coming off separately. Finally, after what seems like ages, her hands get to his cock, moving up and down his shaft in long careful pumps

>>10624527
What kind of cute boys and what kind of talking?

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>>10624904
(Sorry anon, I have to duck out for a little, I'll be back in like twenty minutes okay?)

>>10625109
>The slow, almost irritating pace the imp moved her small, slender hands at, was pure torture for the anon, his mind reeling from her agonizingly slow trailing from his legs to his groin. As the bully imp eventually makes her way towards his painfully hard bulge, he pays her back in kind by pressing his face as hard as he could against her ass, and digging his tongue as far into her tight, narrow asshole as he could. He holds it there for just a few moments before carefully sliding back out, now repeatedly thrusting his tongue in and out of her, following the pace of her own strokes against his rigid cock.

>>10625260
(All good! Cya soon)

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Whoa fuck, and I thought I've seen some ugly mugs in my day. Some don't look half bad, but the rest of ya are just sacks of crap!

>>10625412
Trying to lose your other arm or something?

>>10624554
>>10624645
hmmm

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>>10625449
I'd shitpost more if I weren't busy in the worst game ever made. Try later.

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>>10625436
You trying to lose yours you thickheaded virgin?

>>10625412
Will I look better if we both had a drink?

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>>10624452
>>10624065
>>10624554
>>10625449

I don't even care about all this stuff, I just wanna screw their roster of characters.

>>10625479
Trying to lose the other eye as well, I see.

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>>10625534
Maybe? Why don't you crack open a bear and and a couple of cold ones and then we'll see how pretty you look.

>>10625584
What are you gonna do? That shit ain't gonna hurt my feelings, all it's gonna do is hurt yours and a couple of important body parts. Now I suggest you start being less of a dick and a bit more respectable, you douche.

>>10625617
You want respect? Maybe next time don't call people ugly when you have that disgusting scar across your face and you're missing a limb. You know what they say about those in glass houses, don't you?

>>10625412
I want Baiken to suffocate me to death with her tits.

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>>10625770
Yeah, that glass houses make for great places to live if the area gets lots of sun. Good for natural heating. Besides, the scar builds character, something you lack.

>>10625771
That sounds really stupid and very painful. Let's try it! It's like the god damn price is right, so COME ON DOWN!

>>10625617
>Grabbing a bottle of sake and two cups he pours into each one. Generously filling each cup to the brim before handing off hers. Giving it a clank with his drink as cheers. A simple small smile forming on his face as he waits for Baiken.
Cheers!

>>10625849
Hell yeah, giant Baiken titties!
>Anon gleefully steps forward and hugs the busty woman, smothering his face between her breasts

>>10625412
Okay the pipe and the sword are very nice, but their intimidation factor is lowered by that skull on the sleeve.

>>10625849
Your pale ass could use that sun. If you're going to strut around with your tits out, the least you can do is make them look appealing.

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>>10625617
>crack open a bear
Every time.

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>>10625870
Yeah. Mmm, tasty.
>She gulps it down and just takes the bottle from him, taking a big swig of it before returning it to the man.
Damn that's good. Good ol' Japanese sake. It'll make a pig look like a hottie with enough in ya.

>>10625903
Tch! What! Slow down shithead! You're moving too fast for me.
>She gives the anon a few awkward pets before calming down.

>>10625932
I like the way it looks on me. I don't see you wearing any Rick Owens or some shit, so you don't got the right to talk, fashionista (male).

>>10625973
They look good, don't they? If you're complaining, then I guess they're good enough for other people then.

>>10626010
>He looks up to her from between her breasts as she pets him
Right, sorry about that, miss.
>And then pulls his face out from between her large jugs and gives her some space
So, how would you like to go about suffocating me with your tits?

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>>10626104
Well now that I've had a moment to get my shit together, I think I'll go about it like this.
>She pushes the anon to the ground, quickly following his falling body. She holds his head and puts it in between her breasts, pushing the softness onto the sides of the poor anon's head.

>>10625290
(Still around?)

>>10626010
Well, I hope you're not referring to me but yeah, this stuff is great.
>Taking back the bottle he looks at it. A bit surprised she took a big swig straight out of it loke it was water. Wanting to match her drinking, he took a big breath before lifting it to his mouth. Getting a couple of mouthfuls before the burn started to get to him. He quickly lowered it and coughed a bit before setting it down.
Woo! That stuff kicks back! You down it like a champ.

>>10626172
(Yus)

>>10626153
Can I play with samurai tiddies too?

>>10626153
>After hitting the ground with a thud, the anon is left slightly dazed but quickly ignores the pain once he can feel those large, soft pillows pressing against the sides of his head, her smooth skin brushing against his cheeks as she pulls his head into her warm chest
Ahhh, now this is the life...
>He said, slightly muffled from between her breasts

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>>10625290
Oho, I see what you're getting at.
>Finally deciding to put away the teasing since she figures the boy has been through enough. Her hands sink to the very base of his cock, staying there just long enough for him to wonder what she could be doing before his thoughts are interrupted by the sensation of her lips coming down around his shaft. She wastes just about no time in taking him right down to the base, the imp seeming to have no trouble, not even a gagging noise coming from up above, not that he would likely be able to hear something like that covered by her ass anyways

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>>10626153
THOSE TITS! THEY'RE PERFECT! BZZZT! THEY MAKE UP FOR THE MISSING ARM. PLEASE BECOME MY WIFE!

>>10626278
aren't you normally into lolis

>>10626295
wrong robot

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>>10626173
What can I say, I'm an accomplished alcoholic. You've got a long ass time to go before you can even contend in my arena of drinking. Now, I know you didn't come to drink. What're you after?

>>10626199
Ye.

>>10626223
Feels good, don't it? My body may be battered, bruised, and fucked up, but my breasts are still as soft as when they grew in.
>She starts rubbing his head with her chest, enveloping him in a boob paradise reeking of alcohol and sweat.

>>10626278
They say actions speak louder than words, so my sword is going to yell at your face for a while if you keep that up.

>>10626301
my b
both suck anyway

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>>10626295
I HATE KIDS. KAMEN RIDERS AREN'T ROBOTS, YOU DOLT. GET WITH THE TIMES!

>>10626312
WHIRR. THAT BAD ATTITUDE COULD USE SOME WORK BUT IT'S OKAY. THE BREASTS MAKE UP FOR THAT TOO. THEY'RE PERFECT!

>>10626264
>Over and over, his face slammed against her ass, the Imp's fat cheeks rippling as he dug his tongue deep inside her, a trail of saliva leaking down his chin, and her crotch as he continued. His pace was steady, right until she changed her movements, the abrupt end to her brisk handjob causing him to let out a low whine. He was soon sated, though, Midna's skilled tongue, and soft lips suddenly swallowing his thick cock, and enveloping it in a wet, warm heaven. The poor anon couldn't help but twitch, and shift about beneath her, his fingers digging into the soft flesh of her thighs as the two indulged in each other's taste.

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>>10626314
That was uncalled for!

>>10626351
you look the exact same.
>>10626424
Completely called for. You're both identically boring.
See, I already don't know if you're the loli one or the normal one.
Go away or I'll bully you with (opposite of your interest)

>>10626312
They're definitely an amazing pair of breasts!
>The anon smiles and nuzzles his face between her tits, kissing her chest and the sides of her large boobs affectionately, tasting the light layer of sweat on her skin in the process.
Y'know ma'am, I could always help you "clean" your chest a bit if you needed it...

>>10626312
How should I start?

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Seduce me.
Drug me.
Rape me.
Degrade me.
Kill me.

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>>10626439
YOUR OPTICAL SENSORS ARE MALFUNCTIONING, DEFECTIVE HUMAN. EVEN A CHILD SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE THE DIFFERENCE. BZZZT. YOU'RE STUPID. MAYBE THE MOST DEFECTIVE HUMAN I'VE MET.

>>10626492
Can I join you with that last part?

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>>10626452
What would this cleaning consist of? You gonna be like a dog and lick me? Or are you some sort of perv and want to use your dick to clean my chest. Am I wrong?
>The kisses get her to start sweating a bit. His moans and tenderness he shows start to get her a little excited.

>>10626483
Take your pick. I'll do what you wanna do at the moment, so just let er rip!

>>10626511
Somehow I already hate you more than I hate the loli one.

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>>10626414
>The imp started to let out low moans around the anons cock, more out of a desire to make him feel even better than he already did than anything else, vibrations running up and down his shaft with each noise she made. Of course this didn't stop her from bobbing her head up and down his entire length at a startling speed, or from gripping her lips down around him as she dragged upwards, filling the air with lewd slurping noises and hallowing her cheeks out, or from hooking one hand under his legs and gently massaging away at his undoubtedly pent up balls. He was really getting the full course wasn't it, and all this with a thick butt still jiggling on his face.
(Just so I don't mess this up, you don't still want the buttjob do you?)

>>10626525
Your handjobs must be out of this world if you have to put all your effort into one arm.

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>>10626517
Kill me.

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>>10626542
Please, even if I did give out handies like candy, they wouldn't be very good. I don't do them very often. Besides, I wouldn't call it effort if I gotta make a guy like you cum. I'd call it a pre-workout shake.

>>10626525
Okay!
>Anon sticks his hands into Baiken's top and honks her titties.

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>>10626535
YOUR FEELINGS ARE IRRELEVANT TO ME. BZZT. GO AWAY.

>>10626525
IGNORED?! HOW CRUEL, MY FUTURE WIFE! DID I NOT COMPLIMENT YOUR BREASTS ENOUGH? THEY'RE GREAT.