Haha I hate myself

>>10612937
W-why

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>>10613132
Let's have a good ol' music thread
What have you been listening too possums?

>>10613322
Electric Octopus

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What country are you guys from?

>>10613574
Poland here.

>>10613322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB6_H8YgaVo

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>>10613322
https://youtu.be/Ng0SnHNiWWU

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>>10613574
america

>>10613574
Australia
>>10613322
https://youtu.be/dGwR5h7L1zA

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I think it's time I started a morning exercise routine. It'll be something simple to start--like a few sun salutations, squats, and pushups--and increase from there.

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>>10613574
Germany

>>10613322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2qV-WDif88&list=RDZ2qV-WDif88

>>10614741
Good luck.

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>>10614741
same
i think i will start with a jog every other morning starting tomorrow. i hope that will help me get some motivation to start studying for my second round exams.

>>10613322
I just discovered Franz Ferdinand, really loving their stuff

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>>10614780
Thanks!

>>10614801
That's a really good idea. One of the best ways to form habits and make them stick is to anchor them together. Exercise helps put your mind in the right frame for study, too, so the pairing works especially well.

>>10613322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC872j2-PDw

>>10613725
Cool

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>friend who you didn't think much of tells you how much you mean to them

>>10617274
>friend who is pretty much you but better actually thinks that he's the worse one

>>10617449
>friend who is pretty much you but better tells you how much you mean to them

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>make a friend for the first time in years
>19-year-old stoner mooch
>only wants to hang out to get weed, money, a ride, or all three
It's better than being alone, I guess.

>>10617631
>better than being alone
Not really.

haha

>>10617631

That's not a friend.

I go back to uni today possums
I think i need to go back outside a bit more, so it's good that semester has started, because i spent 90% of my mid year break inside

Wish me luck
You're all wonderful people

>>10619144
Good luck.

>>10619144
Good luck my marsupial.

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>>10613574
Chile

>>10619450
That's pretty rare.

>>10619471
i think im the only chilean who travels around trash (for scaly threads)

>>10613574
Australia
>tfw no kangaroo gf

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>>10620094

>>10613322
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BSRWhqlifhU
Such a great album
>>10613574
Britbong reporting.

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aaaaaaaaa

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>>10621423

>>10620985
yin yang possum

>>10620402
o////o

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So like, I am seeing a therapist for my death anxiety. However instead of talking about that, it seems she wants to talk about my perpetual low self esteem and my actions I took a few years ago when I had a bad med episode. (Basically I threw everything I owned away in my apartment and slept in the empty living room on the floor for 6 months while changing my phone number so my friends couldn't contact me ever again.)

Like I know that is fucked up, but I know I am a fuckup in general. I just want to stop worrying about the eternal oblivion that awaits me when I die.

>>10622394
Sounds like you need a priest and not a therapist. Of all the things a therapist can help you with, the fear of death is simply not one of them. It's a largely subjective matter and any peace you find from it is going to come from within yourself after a lot of reflection and philosophy. It can't be taught or learned. My recommendation is to watch awful shit on Liveleak until you realize there are worse fates than death.

>>10622476

I ain't religious or spiritual at all. I have tried reading philosophy books, but a lot of them boil down to "You don't remember being not born, so you won't know being dead." Like that makes it even scarier to me.

>>10622502
Get religious then.

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>>10623543
>religion
Solve one issue by causing five more!

>>10622502
It won't be scary at all because you'll be dead. Checkmate atheists.

>>10623543


Great advice. 10/10

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>>10623877
>adopting a belief system that promotes self-control and being an all-around better person to yourself and others
>causes more problems

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>>10623946
>implying religion is the only way, or even a preferable way, of doing that

>>10623946
Can confirm, ever since joining ISIS my life has been completely rejuvenated.

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>>10624074
>implying any pathetic possum here has the willpower to really be a better person on their own without "divine intervention"

>>10624081
>military groups are religions now
But yes believing your death servers a greater purpose is a great way to get over it.

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>>10624121
>not believing in the potential within each and every possum here to become a better person

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>>10624192
Some people need a push in the right direction.

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>>10624192
The entire foundation of western religion is based under the believe that everyone has the potential to be a better person. Checkmate atheist.

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>>10624243
A push in the right direction? I agree with you there. I thought we were talking about religion, though.

>>10624290
Only with the influence of another person which builds unhealthy reliance and makes people clingy.

>>10624295
Religion does that for some people. It gives them something to hope for, and a reason to live. Not my thing, but it could help.

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>>10624327
>Be part of a species that's tribal in nature
>Reliance on other people is bad
Plus that's secretly what's so amazing about the concept of God. If everything is possible through him, you only need him to succeed in whatever you do, ergo you won't need anybody else and you can do anything on your own.

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relevant

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>>10624290
The foundation of western religion is based on a grumpy man who decided Mesopotamian civilization was bullshit, stormed out, and founded a religion based on god detesting it as much as he did.

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you could always worship me.

this is really epic and for the win

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>>10624424
*tips*

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>>10624482
State your terms

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pssshhh..... religion.......... no free thinking and terribly intelligent individual such as myself could ever buy into such a phony idea? i am on a whole other level.

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>>10624473
If he wasn't right then why did so many people listen to him? Perhaps this grumpy old man made a lot of sense and made himself off to be a forward thinker who didn't just believe what everyone else did?

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me

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>>10624548
As well all know, humans are excellent logicians, have amazing foresight, and always act in the most dispassionate way possible.

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>>10624523
pledge your soul to me, and we can be besties in the afterlife.

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>>10624639
I know that, but like, what if like, we listen like, to like people who like, prove they're more logical than like, everyone else and like, listen to what they have to say?

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>tfw want to get a job
>can't because socially awkward plus dropped out of high school

>>10624830
what made you drop out

>>10624830
Have you tried accepting Jesus Christ into your life?

>>10624830
Gotta get that GED yo.

>>10624830
GED and night security job.

>>10624830
are you me

>>10624997
>>10625093
GED is good for nothing but wiping your ass with these days
probably not even that desu

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This nice man walks up to you in the bar and offers you a drink on the house. How do you respond?

>>10626596
Why am I in a bar? I don't go to bars because they make me nervous. Maybe a Juice Bar I guess, I've been to them.

>>10626625
Then the nice tiger man busted into your home and offered you a drink. Wat do?

>>10626596
I'd take the drink and say "Thanks."

>>10626662
Probably say "Ah holy heck there's a tiger man". I mean, if it was in a public place or I knew him or something I'd take it. Then probably start crying and run away.

>>10626596
"Thanks man. Are you sure? I don't want to drink all your booze."

>>10626596
Politely decline the drink because I don't partake in the devil's nectar but ask if he's willing to share that nice looking slab of meat.

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>>10624923
Got bored of school, now i regret that decision
>>10624997
>>10625093
GED exams cost money, which i don't have

Well I went to the doctor to talk about my depression and anxiety. He's taken 2 blood samples and got me to pee in a cup. He also asked a bunch of weird questions about my sexuality and personal life that made me feel uncomfortable.

I'm going back to see him in 3-4 days after my samples get analyzed and I'm having a mental health examination done or something. They're basically going to ask me a bunch of questions about stuff then send me to counselling.

This is the most scared I've ever been about anything.

>>10626596
I'd probably be surprised that a giant walking talking tiger man is offering me a beer and accept it
Then i'd try and talk to him and fail miserably while embarassing myself
Then i'd go home and cry while masturbating to the thought of rubbing my face in his crotch

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>tfw you feel like you're doing more harm than good to someone

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>>10626596
Stuttering and then waking up D:

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>>10627090
relatable post haha

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>>10627090
did you mean: every single time i talk to someone?
heh

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hahhhhha

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>>10626901
>>10627123
>Phew! That sure was a hard day working at the bar. Say, anon, why don't we go home and take a shower?

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>>10626799
Do you have healh care?
If so, i'd hope for a medical condition like a underfunctioning thyroid, cause its easier to fix than normal straight up depression.

>>10626596
Repay him by worshiping his cock after his shift is over, of course.

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>>10627257
Great, i cried myself to sleep again immediately after i woke up.

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>admire Clem and her group
>admire folk punk the messages in it and punk lifestyle in general

>just some generic idiot from the countryside though
>always feel like I'm out of place at concerts or talking to such people

haha I don't belong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMKhq8l_9mI

Listen to this song

>>10627090
>>10627140
>>10627153
Stop behaving like dicks and trying to make stupid offensive jokes at the expense of that someone

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>>10627814
I don't do this

>>10627814
but i dont
i do the exact opposite of this
im not australian

>>10627341
My country isn't burgerland, so everyone has free healthcare. I really don't know how Americans think it's okay to deprive people of what they need to survive.

When I was younger I got a diagnosis for Bipolar and Anxiety... So I've got a feeling it's probably that come back to bite my ass. I didn't mention it to my doc cause I want to know for sure what I get diagnosed it's right and not just him assuming it's that.

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>>10629081
Yeah, i was just asking cause the majority here are burgz.
And its probably the best to get a new clean diagnosis, i agree on that.

>>10627257
I'd like to cudle a big tiger man
We wouldn't even have sex
We'd just lie in bed and hold each other

That's all I'd ever want

>>10614741
did you post the wrong picture, whats happening there?
did she fall off a bike and get bad scabs or what? the fuck is it its so gross and unsettling thats what it is

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>>10629354
Maybe mangoworms?

>>10626791
i had an intense pain in my right nipple the moment i looked at that picture.
please never post it again

>>10629391
holy shit dude i just threw up what the fuck

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>>10629326
>buff tiger men will never be real

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>>10629628
Delet this

>>10629628
Buff tiger men will be real, but not in your lifetime.

>>10630078
>cryogenically freezes self
>wake up in the year 2200
>go to corner shop
>"1 genetically engineered Tiger bf please"
>"coming right up sir"

>>10630094
Where do I sign up?

>>10630107
Within the next 30-50 years probably

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>>10630107

hate hate HATE mondays

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>>10630386

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At work on zero hours of sleep
Wish me luck guys

Probably gonna crash on my bed when I get home

I started 2nd semester uni today but i kinda just hung around in the lecture hall while chatting with friends online instead of actually listening
I need to get out of my bad habits and really start paying attention if i want to transfer this year

Speaking of uni how many of you felt whole before you left to go to uni? I thought i was ready to take on the world when i left high school but now I just feel kinda empty and unfinished...

>>10631180
Same and same

I'm thinking about transfering to either USYD or UQ for next year
I have a good high school friend in sydney but sydney is big and crowded
I have a good internet friend at UQ but i reckon it'd be a bit harder for me to get set up in brisbane than sydney

Anything to get some distance between me and my family, I don't like the idea of them being able to track me down when I disappoint them

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>>10613574
Canada

>>10631269
UQ is university of queensalnd and USYD is university of sydney, did i get that right?

>>10624642
I'd rather worship Ægir. He's a prose edda jötunn who lives on modern day Læso. Seen here with his daughters brewing ale in a big pot that Thor stole from a giant in preparation for a rocking party thrown for the gods.


Or maybe Inari, Shinto god of sake.


Perhaps even Liber, Patron god of various archaic Italian fertility cults before being included in the Roman pantheon as the god of drunkenness, vernacular, and freedom.


Thing is I drink a lot more than I pray, So I might as well bank on deities who might view it as spiritually valuable.

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>>10631378
I forgot the picture of Ægir.

I'm pretty religious right now.

>>10630094
It's a lot more likely that we'll all just get dug up and cloned by a future civilization that's mastered cloning. A frozen body is kind of a one-shot process, as to wither or not they can revive you. But they've got infinite time to figure out cloning. I'm not too sure on the numbers, But I think practical infinity buffs chances pretty effectively.

If it ever happens death could just be a brief sleep before waking up in a clone machine, Being welcomed by future people who need us to vary up the gene pool their cloning as mucked up. There could very well be furry people to bang. On top of pills that cure cancer and teach you languages. May be handed one right out of the clone machine.

>>10614801
>>10615249
Getting out and jogging a bit: successful
Studying: not quite

>>10631445

Cloning wouldn't mean that you would wake up after a long sleep. I mean they might like make some people again, but our brains aren't in our DNA. So they might be able to make someone who looks like you, but with absolutely no memories you had.

>>10631581
This
Cloning/copying
But someday it may also be possibel to 3d print an entire brain in 5th element fashion i think. That would work with memories , right?

Yeah
They're both very nice places but i'd say UQ is nicer overall
I'm a lot closer to USYD though, if i wanted to transfer to UQ i'd have to travel 9 hours from where I am now all the way up to queensland

>>10631685
whoops meant to reply to >>10631374

>>10631685
Well, if you want to cut the ties with your senpai anyway, why not go to the nicer place?

>>10631733
I don't want to cut ties but i have a feeling I'm probably going to have to
I have a lot of family in the city i'm living in right now so if the cat were to be let out of the bag it'd be a hop skip and a jump to my place to "discuss" it
My dad kinda twisted my arm into moving here because he said it would be better for me and if i wanted to go to usyd the next year he'd let me, but i think that's him just being manipulative and he'd probably pull a fast one if i actually did try to move

I'll have to really think about it though because i'll have to put my application in this september

>>10631733
Wait, why did "senpai" change to senpai?

>>10631804
Is there a difference in the quality of education you would be recieving?

>>10631904
Probably not
But i did plan on going there for the last 3 years only to have to be "mildly forced" into going to somewhere else within the span of a day

>>10626596
Rip his apron off and suck him dry in front of everyone.

>>10632037
he apron is cute!
CUUUUUTE!!!!!

>>10631180
I felt scared when I went to uni. I grew up a lot during that year, but I've since dropped out due to Uni being a major scam compared to the trades.

>>10632127
i've grown a decent amount too i feel
I'm doing an engineering degree so that's why I'm going to uni
I wouldn't if i didn't have to, i know a few people that are going to uni "just because", I reckon they'll probably drop out soon

Also is it normal for me to get annoyed by my super pro-LGBT "haha everyone's a little bit gay, gay clubs are super fabulous xd" friend despite being a giant homo myself?
Why can't people be more laid back?

>>10632202
just fuck that shit out of him

>>10632241
He isn't gay but i might just beat him up and tell him to stop being an obnoxious fag

>>10632284
>>10632202
>haha everyone's a little bit gay, gay clubs are super fabulous xd
make him eat those words anon

>>10632302
That would require me to go out to a gay club and I HATE going outside, not to mention i don't want AIDS.

>>10632344
>>10632284
now you are just confusing me

>>10632377
Oh i thought you were implying I should take him to a gay bar because i'm a bit slow and tired but you're implying i should fuck him in the ass
He is NOT cute, i only crush on CUTE boys

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>>10632396
Get a stable loyal relationship instead.

>suddenly want to skateboard again
>too scared of falling onto my back and fucking it up again

haha

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>>10632202
>is it normal for me to get annoyed by my super pro-LGBT "haha everyone's a little bit gay, gay clubs are super fabulous xd" friend
Even gays hate faggots.

>>10632645
I like a guy but he lives too far away

>>10632660
go snowboarding instead

>>10632901
NE Australia lol

>>10633003
school holidays are over so you can go to perisher
I went there a week ago
The weather's very nice right now, lots of soft powdery snow
Also i'm poor now help

>>10632728
Seconding this.
Over here it's impossible to find a bf who isnt associated with the godawful alphabet soup cult-I mean community.

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I made it to my bed, thank god

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>>10627718
Have you never seen SLC punk?

Even in the capital of overly friendly religious white people there's enough disdain to raise a punk scene.

Where I live has no less than four country stations out of the twelve total radio stations and not a single one is a generic 'rock' station.

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>>10632728
I've said it before, but anyone that makes sexuality the predominant characteristic of their personality is insufferable, whether they're a dudebro or they have LGBTQISDFJNKEK practically tattooed on every inch of their body.

>>10633806
on-topic, but sorta off topic, this is the key to writing a good character, not making their gender/sexuality their personality

>>10632660
I'm contemplating going out right now but I'm terrified of fucking up my shoulder and not being able to work.

I believe in you man.

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>Tired of being introverted
>Get friends online
>Now hit constantly by messages from friends when I log on
>Really don't want to reply to any of them
God damn it.

>>10613574
poland as well

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>>10613574

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>See help wanted sign
>get job instantly
>have to work in a school
>open up/clean

Anyone else here ever do this kind of work? How will I find a way to fuck this up?

>>10634588
Typically by stealing. Just make sure to wash your hands a lot and nothing will get stuck to them.

>>10613574
britbongland
it's dumb but it feels good to see there's another britfag here too

>>10634588
By not showing up because of your anxiety, haha

>>10634710
Ayy, whereabout in Bong?

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>>10634666
>666
>Advice for not stealing
Satan is reformed!

>>10635299
don't want to say exactly where but I'm about an hour or so away from london
what about you m8?

>Join a discord
>Mod Alice starts shitting on people and threatening bans
ebin

>>10635390
Won't say either, but I'm *way* up North nearby Aberdeen.
I was in Liverpool last year to visit family, but I don't go to England that much.

>>10635390
shrews please go
>>10635696
holy shit stop fucking posting it here
fucking talk to them

>>10613132
I don't understand how people can hate themselves.

>>10635696
I wish, Laach isnt even here to keep his mods in order.

>>10635728
nah
>>10635759
yeah rip this shithole

>>10635759
>Mods
>Only Laach and Alice do anything
lol

>>10635696
>>10635759
>>10635770
>>10635896
Okay but
>Creepy rape fuck posts his dick
>Mods dont care
this is the real ebin

>>10635966
call hansen

>>10635711
cool
never been to either of those places because I rarely go outside except for work
hope you have a nice rest of your evening anon, you seem cool

>>10635728
shh

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>>10613574
Finland, reporting in

What us love?

>>10613574
Swissland

No wonder we have such a high suicide rate

>>10636108
Baby dent hart me

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>>10636023
Cheers man, you too.

>>10631581
>>10631623
No guarantee that memory would survive freezing and thawing, either. But you do have a point.

Then again we've never made a perfect genetic copy intelligent enough to tell us what it's like to be part of such a duality. We just quantum teleported a particle to a satellite, Who's to say you can't entangle a brain with a near approximation of a corpse's brain?

>>10629081
>you need medical care to survive
Um no?

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Going on almost one year of being NEET
Nothing at all has changed

>>10636245
Ne moar

How are my homos doin
Also when is dropouts gonna continue

>>10636729
The statement quotet is utterly vage, yes.

>>10636837
Vague*

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>>10635732
Why's that? What don't you understand about it?

>>10636809
Everytime i want to go for a walk outside i get demanded to take the dog with me. Its not that i dont like him, its just that i can barely handle the responsibility for myself. Now i kinda stopped going for walks.

>>10637837
>be doing really well for a few days
>sads hit hard today
>no one's going to be home for like two weeks

too bad i'm a coward

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>>10638293
>get a big enough pillow to cuddle
>let the sads out here or on e-friends
>treat yourself to a nice thing if ya can

Anybody know any other tips

Also, whats bothering you anon?

>>10638479
to add to this:
>listen to music that fits your mood
>write thoughts down in a journal
>bike/run/work-out
these all help for me

>>10634407
I know the feeling. Why are people so clingy?

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>>10639386
sorry

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can someone giv hug

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>>10640095
here you go anon

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>>10634407
This is why I permanently stay in invisible mode.

>>10640095
Nu.

>>10613574
US of A
>>10613322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eer1S03EqUE

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>>10613322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFMWk6URdCM
>>10613574
England

>>10634407
>Get friends online
How does one manage this?

>>10635390
surrey reporting

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>>10643054
The best of times.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT OVER THERE

>>10613132
Is the comic cancelled? Did Vice, or whatever other site, kept the rights to it?

>>10624243
WAIT DO YOU WORK AT A GROCERY STORE

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>>10644216
Who is this?

>>10644492
a person who also works at a grocery store?

>>10644558
Alright. I'm just wondering why anyone would know that. I probably mentioned it on some board, but I don't remember.

>>10644665
Because if you are who I think you are you say that to alot of the customers

>>10644687
Alright, you're thinking of someone else. I just watch a store overnight.

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>>10644758
its me

>>10644758
ah fuck dude youve got a Doppleganger watch out

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Xth for friends are pretty alright but I feel so fucking empty after I hang out with them.

>>10619450
wena wn

>get erection when i think about this cute guy
>absolutely disgusted by gay porn

what is wrong with my penis?

>>10629391
sheeit, poor pup.

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>>10645196
It's possible to be attracted to guys without liking vanilla gay porn, a lot of it is pretty awful in my opinion. If anything, you should try experimenting in real life to see if you like guys or not, I dunno

>>10645196
real porn in general is fucking shit

>>10645435
I don't know how i can be repulsed by faggotry but also be one myself
I guess I just like the idea of a cute relationship with a cute boy
I could never see myself going cruising for gay sex

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>>10645196
Are we talking 'professional' porn? Because professional porn is shit no matter who's fucking who or how they're doing it.

>>10645674
just naked men in general
I really want to fuck a male anthro
I thought about if i was gay for a while but I was always repulsed by naked men of any sort
Now i'm infatuated with a cute guy on the internet and the idea doesn't sound that bad
that's only when i think of him though

>>10645435
>>10645196
I think it's very common to become affected by cute-depictions-of-males around the internet.

But here's the one reason that makes sense and can justify everything that's going on on your mind: You're a virgin.
If not... well I guess it only works with me.

>>10645816
so if i get laid my gay tendencies will disappear?

>>10641088
why were you up so late nerd
go to bed earlier

>>10645813
a tip from someone who hates naked people: clothes
clothed lewd is the best shit

>>10645966
i love coverings
underwear
aprons
stockings

That gets my motor running

>>10645997
cute, soft hoodies and scarves are eternally the best

>>10613322
This classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO5iUDBK7TA
>>10645196
I have this problem too but with 2D boys
Why can't 3D boys be as cute as 2D
I want to suck a cock

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>>10646070
>you'll never be as cute as 2d

sick joke

>>10645856
Sure, at least that's what I want to believe. It just... makes sense, doesn't it?
In the end, the idea of wanting to fuck/cuddle/have a relation w/ (cute) males (whatever the species) it's more of a lack of sexual experience. Your brain just wants to fuck, you know, and it's about time too.

So my theory is that the moment you get laid with a pretty female all the lack of experience will go away and boom!
>*Phew* Turns out you like females after all.
>"Well, guess I'm not gonna let down my parents, heheh... "
>"Let's just forget about that confusing episode I just went through".
Something like that.
So in the meantime we can mess with our minds all we want, enjoy your stay.

>>10645997
>>10646019
good fuckin taste guys

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>>10643913
dude, its just an ogre faced spider, no need to freak out over it

>>10629391
>Months ago
>Saw a gif with an even closer look of this
>Has been haunting me ever since.
You just fueled my fears, anon.
I even had a nightmare of this popping out at my feet soles... but spiders came out when I squished it, not maggots...

>>10641070
Trick's to get into a Discord server themed of something you like. 77% chance to make friends.

>>10638479
I like the idea of a big pillow.
Should I buy a dakimakura?

>>10646469
which waifu would you get on a loser pillow?

>>10629391
I just googled this.
>The fly commonly infects humans by laying its eggs on wet clothes, left out to dry. The eggs hatch in one to three days and the larvae (which can survive without a host for up to 15 days) then burrow into the skin when the clothes are worn.

Fuck Africa dude.

>>10646469
>>10646541
This question is the only reason I haven't bought a daki yet.

Which waifu deserves to be immortalized?

>>10646575
Indeed

>>10646469
>>10646541

You can also get a plain cover and call it
a side sleeper pillow to not be seen as a degenerate if ya care.

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>>10646694
>>10646667
>>10646541
Better the joke pillow than the blank pillow.

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>>10646541
I would get a daki if I wasn't already certain I'd just feel even more hollow inside. My stuffed raccoon is enough.

But if I had to choose, pic related.

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>>10646541

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>>10646541

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>>10646994

>>10647031
Whats wrong with his arms and how can i fuck them?

>>10647114
terminal meme-itus
you just put your dick in there probably
now i wanna get an armjob from him
look what you did

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>>10646981
https://tictail.com/s/theartmanor/freyadaki
>$120 dollarydoos

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>>10647195
It says $100 for me, but either way the cost doesn't help, no. It's funny, though, that it puts the expense on par with one hour-long psychotherapy session.

The design feels too... simplistic? for a daki, anyway. I'd prefer something in a style more like this.

>>10647170
To think of it, he can pleasure multiple dicks at the same time with one arm.
Genious design. The future is now.

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>>10647031
fukken pyrocynical, he just stole my beloved fnaf Foxy and made him his own oc. And then his oc got sexier fanart than the original.
Now I'm left confused cuz I don't know which one would be less cancerous to fuck.

>>10647471
>maximized dick capacity
Sounds like Pyro.

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>>10647471
damn now you're thinking with
arm holes
or something
i like it

>>10647505
the obvious answer is to fuck both
at once

Haha I want to die

>>10647621
Same

>Went jogging yesterday, felt accomplished afterwards
>now my kegs hurt
Haha i want to die

>>10648778
It's just DOMS probably. You can keep jogging with that. It gets easier once you get going.

haha i love myself

>>10649252
Teach me senpai

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aaaaaaaaa

I have to get a needle tomorrow and I'm scared.

I also have to buy a mouse and keyboard because now everyone on Rainbow 6 Siege for console is playing with one and it's much, much more effective then controllers. Let's hope the twitch I get when holding mice goes away while playing though.

>>10649809
where i can buy opossum? Is it allowed to keep them in EU?

>>10649979
My advice is just look away from the needle until it's over, the worst that'll happen is mild discomfort
It sucks because no matter how many times you say "it won't hurt" you're always going to associate a sharp object traveling toward you as a threat no matter what.
Be brave possum!

>>10649809
Is this some kind of a opossum kingdom?

Haha

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>>10650023
I don't think it's even legal to keep them officially as pets in most of the US; usually the 'pets' are ones that can't be rehabilitated for one reason or another. Volunteering at a zoo is probably your best bet in Europe to make them part of your life.

>>10649979
Is it intravenous? Make sure to drink plenty fo water from now until you go. It plumps up your blood vessels and makes the whole thing quicker and easier. Look away and think of a little opossum reminding you that you can do this!

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The wheels go round and the beat goes faster

My favorite tune's on the possumoblaster

>>10649979
Just play dead.

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hey possums, how're you? i'm not sure if i'm angry or sad, how do i remove emotion?
am i even bisex? i'm sorry

>>10651971
>how do i remove emotion
No idea but I seem to have managed it. Aside from stress, I've still got plenty of that

>>10651971
>how do i remove emotion
Just spend some painful time watching try-not-to-laugh videos and searching for ylyl threads until nothing seems funny anymore.
That's a first step.

>>10651971
>remove emotion

But anon, being an empty unfeeling husk of a human being both sucks and qualifies as mental illness.

2/10 wouldn't recommend.

>>10613322
Same old shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgPGch-YACU&list=PLqg6TyMIzN2mbS2-naZyKmbYo8v-kpHXs&index=1
>>10613574
Ireland here.

I want to sit on clem's face

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>>10613322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJJ8hWDXWGs

>>10654037
>not wanting her to sit on you

I mean everyone's entitled to their opinions and I'm not going to tell you not to follow your dreams but come on now.

>>10654037
sit on my face, pls?

God damn it, why are all the threads where I feel comfiest in /trash/ - that can't be a great sign.

I'm watching good will hunting

How are my possums doin

>>10654757
Same
I feel at home among my fellow trash

>>10613322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKeCXlnL5Lg

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>>10654757
No pressure and no commitment mixed with self aware scum turns out to be a pretty good mix

>finally start to gain confidence in my taste in music
>google a new album from a band I really like
>see a youtube review, watch it out of curiosity
>20 minute rant on why its the worst album he's ever listened to, all the comments agree with him and call the band shit

haha oh well

>>10657595
What band?
Also, music taste is subjective not objective. Just stick with your guns and wear it with casual pride. Unless its rap. Fuck rap.

>>10657595
Lemme guess, your first time watching theneedledrop?

>>10657595
>>10657687
https://youtu.be/WnrrJjtraas

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>>10657595
Fuck them. Listen to what you want.

>>10657671
ajr

>>10657671
>fuck rap
Low intelligence pleb detected.

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>>10657671
>fuck what anyone says unless that person agrees with me
really now

>Finally try that PAR thing because people wont stop talking about it here
>It's actually going well
>Don't feel sad anymore
Holy shit

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>Day going good
>Go eat
>think about sex life or lack thereof
>feel like a loser
>get upset
>slam my head a bunch of times
i want this to stop and i want it to stop now, i hate that i measure my self-worth in sexual encounters and it leads me to do stupid shit, it's leads me to just hate myself even more
it's a stupid thing to even worry about in the first place, why am i so shallow?

>>10659131
>that PAR thing
What is it?

>>10659131
Please don't talk about it, seriously. None of us give a shit except the people who are in it, and you can go talk about it to them there.

>>10659329
>>10656504
Pokemon rp.
>>10659381
ok

>>10659447
Alright, thanks.

>>10659447
Pokemon roleplay is making you feel good?

>>10659131
Good for you dude, hope you're having fun.

>>10659381
Rude.

>>10659527
No problem
>>10660010
>>10660033
For once I dont feel empty

>>10660131
Never would have figured that would have been an answer for your problems.
I'm happy for you

Probaby because you're in the prime of your youth when your body is going hormone crazy telling you to reproduce
Don't worry anon i get those feelings sometimes too, you just have to let them pass, sex isn't that imporatant

>>10660440
see that's the thing i know it isn't but why am i so fucking obsessed to the point of trying to hook up with a complete stranger, i know it'll be awful, i know that, i'd rather at least fuck a close friend, or something but goddamn, this is upsetting me

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>>10613574
straya

At a bar because I've got tonight off and nothing else to do. I don't even like drinking that much anymore.

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If this thread is going to die I'm taking you all with me

Could really go for getting choked n' fucked

I'm not making the new thread this time, sorry but I"m busy so could someone else do it?

>>10662310
area code?

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>>10662473
Okay.
>>10662561
>>10662561
>>10662561

>>10662588
>>10662588
>>10662588
New thread

>>10662578
>>10662600
Aw shit, my bad. Which one do we use?

>>10662578
>>10662600
Oooooooooh noooooooo

I vote first cause I've never seen that possum pic before.

>>10662623
Hmm. Do we like dubs or berries better?

>>10662310
same