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Universe 2.
What's PAR's favorite region that isn't part of the Big 7?
Last thread: >>10586542
missingno is for hugs
>>10605207
Smogville
>>10605207
I would not know, having not been to such a place, but I am told that the Orange Islands are quite pleasant. Unless your name is Brock, in which case they are supposedly a source of woe.
>>10605207
Ferrum is quite nice
>>10605207
If there's one thing hg can do better then par is ignore shitters maybe one day it'll rub off on here
>>10605232
>Rush back after the downed magnetball
"Well, we can try again some other day"
>Return to ball
>>10605268
Neos city is great.
>>10605324
I know right? All the shiny lights and interesting smells! Oh, now you have me feeling homesick! No fair!
>>10605324
"I'm guessing he was trying to evolve right? Why didn't it work?"
awaken my par
>>10605207
I haven't had the pleasure of visiting any aside from Oblivia so... I suppose the honor goes to my home region.
>>10605399
"Apparently, he couldn't control all the energy needed to make a permanent union and just discharge it all at once"
"Poor guy"
>>10605378
Castelia is also a pretty great city, on par if not better than Neos.
>>10605262
Went there once, ese. It was pretty nice.
>>10605432
Never got the chance to go to Oblivia.
Heard it was gorgeous from a guy I used to work with, though. Maybe once my kid's done with college I'll drag myself out that way.
>>10605207
I don't know anymore, I used to love Sinjoh, but not so much now that it's no longer safe.
>>10605480
He's right, Oblivia is gorgeous. It's full of ruins, temples, and natural wonders practically untouched by humans.
It's definitely a great place to visit, if not so much a great place to live.
>>10605463
Well that's nice and all mister, but what about outside Dendemille? It's so BORING out here in this Acreus-forsaken wasteland! How am I supposed to get fans when my neighbors are all Miltank?
>>10605493
Can you show me around?
>>10605207
Orre
>>10605651
...Okay, I'm gonna type this out one more time, pay attention, folks.
This is the best map of Sinjoh that I have, you see Pillar Town? STAY AWAY FROM THERE.
Honestly stay away from Distortion City as well, that place is dangerous, but please, for the love of Arceus, stay away from my little section of the world.
>>10605565
I don't think I've ever heard of Oblivia
>>10605463
"Ah that sucks, maybe next time."
>>10605599
Fans?
>>10605699
Got it, I;ll come by Pillar Town
>Nerd needs to get moving on
>Last digit to the motel, in posts
>>10605599
Isn't Dendemille all the way in Kalos?
Try moving to Lumiose.
>>10605699
PIllar Town sounds safer than Distortion City
>>10605663
Ese, I'm just gonna say this.
I'm from Orre, and you're either a local Grunt, a liar, or a Sandshrew.
No offense meant to Sandshrews, they're pretty cool.
>>10605699
cJnOD00
>>10605705
Yea fans! Nothing beats a crowd of adoring fans screaming your name! Back when I lived in Ferrum hundreds of people came to see me fight. Now that I'm "retired" life is so much more LAME.
>>10605720
I would if I could, but master INSISTS that we are done "prancing through life." Personally, I think getting older has made her lazy, but don't you dare tell her that! So, unless you can move the mountain of apathy that is my master, I'm stuck in this dump.
>>10605720
>Lets make it 10 posts because teleporting instantly is silly even with teleport capable pokemon
>>10605705
"Yeah, maybe tomorrow. Still want to have MAG evolved before I get the next team member I have planned"
>>10605821
Hell, I think I have seen you fight a few times in Neos back then. Impressive stuff, even more so for someone who has not evolved fully.
Does your trainer know that you still have a lot of life left, that you do not want to retire yet?
>>10605716
Why.
Why do you all do this.
Every time I ask people to just stay away, you people do this. That or a new monster shows up!
I just want to be left alone!
>>10605733
It is, one person with a team of pokemon can't hope to match that fucking horror show of a city.
Regardless, I just want to be left alone, there's no real benefit to invading my privacy, if you want safe ruins, go to Alph.
>>10605805
So we meet again, monster.
I see you put yourself far away from Pillar Town, are you afraid of us?
>>10605867
Oh trust me... she knows... but a team is nothing with only one member, so my wants don't mean all that much.
>>10605867
"What pokemon do you have planned?"
>>10605821
Oh that's pretty cool but like stib said maybe a change of venue would be better for you.
>>10605877
LCeY900
>>10605946
Whst the fuxk
>>10605946
You claim it's yours, but you haven't been here for the past three years, and then I managed to drive you off. I felt it, you were scared of us, and now you're trying to intimidate me so you don't have to fight me.
I'm done playing around with intruders, if you come to my house again, we're going to tear you up and send you back to the Distortion World in pieces!
>>10605996
(imgur links, take off the 00)
>>10605922
That is... unfortunate.
I might suggest the technique known as 'raising hell', but you know more about the risk versus reward of such an action.
On an unrelated note, does anyone know how to deal with unwanted attention from unfriendly locals?
>>10606032
IKijA00
>>10605927
"Beldum, and for that I will have to go to the frozen hellhole that is the Grand Chasm and be real lucky"
"Already bought some weather appropriate clothes for there, and an Eviolite for Probe"
>>10606134
>As soon as he sees the image, Quincy looks up from his Dex.
"Oathkeeper, get over here, the monster is back."
>The freshly polished keyblades fly into his hands as he gets off the couch
"You're taunting me, trying to make me afraid, but I know what I saw, what I felt, YOU RAN AWAY BECAUSE WE HURT YOU!"
(Props to Missingno guy for making it a bit ARG-y without being overbearing.)
>>10605922
And she has no plans for more members?
>>10606116
While you're here can you tell Frankie that we are about five minutes away?
>>10606134
Spooky
>>10606224
I will do so as soon as he stumbles out of the shower.
I have something I need to tell you when you get back. Something important.
>>10606224
Back in Ferrum one Pokémon was the norm, and now that we are retired I doubt she's going to break that.
>>10606321
But you are no longer in Ferrum, and can go for more league sanctioned formats.
>>10606421
Consider me well and properly spooked.
>>10606287
>Knock knock
"Hey"
>>10606216
(Fucking agreed)
>>10606559
But the REASON we are not in Ferrum is because my master is done with the spotlight, the old hag is insistent on that.
>>10606421
>Not seeing anything, Quincy relaxes, and lets Oathkeeper float away again, going back to his dex
Haha, very funny, I seek to shove steel straight through your non-existant heart and send you back to where you belong.
And Lunala has nothing to do with a monster like you, what are you trying to imply.
I'm not going to sleep you piece of shit.
>Holy fuck thank you discord for figuring out that Atbash and the filename shit
>Any chance you can tell us where the missing piece is? Assuming it's not that youtube vid?
>If that sleep was meant to be an OOC message then night man
>>10606666
>we got u senpai
>>10606593
>Sparklion and zaprat are playing with Frankie's
'dex.
>Tappatappatappa
"Welcome back, Stibs. I've conceded that little brother was right."
"It's time to talk about odd dreams."
>>10606613
Maybe she could give you for a few months to another trainer willing to give you the thrills?
>>10606719
>Slightly nervous nerd sitting on the closest chair or couch
"Well, time to clean out a few mysteries"
>>10605705
That's alright, most people haven't.
It's small enough to avoid mention a fair majority of the time.
>>10606793
>Sparklion and zaprat shuffle closer, both haphazardly working the 'dex.
"In the odd dreams, you heard Frankie's name. You thought 'subordinate'. He thought 'Team heavy'. And I thought 'trusted ally'. What does that imply?"
>>10606892
"In straining my mind trying to remember a few dreams I tried to... well, not forget, but not think much about them"
"Either way... I don't remember a Luxray in these dreams"
Ia Ia blood for Missingno!
>>10606997
"That's one of the stranger parts. Neither do I."
"I can't put my claw on it, but I'm not entirely myself in those dreams."
>Rey starts squeaking.
"Getting to it, Rey. Whatever window we're looking through, it's one where you and Rey were very close."
>>10606666
>You feel something.
>? ? ?
>A r e y o u g o i n g t o l e t i t d i e ? ? ?
>yfy yfy ub buk kwrlm xtwp
>Time.
>The answer is here.
>>10607147
"You were not? Odder"
"I'm trying to jog my memory here and... I may have tried to not remember many details intentionally for the last few months"
"Anyway, first dream, a group of people in a cave with a door"
"One young man besides me, an older one in front, a Magnemite much like MAG at my other side, various pokemon in the back, and close there's an Al..."
>Record scratches internally
>Blank stare
>>10607287
>message: yfy yfy ub buk kwrlm xtwp
>pad: are you going to let it die?
>output: you are on the right path
I think those numbers were a red herring, that or not relevant yet.
>>10607288
>Paw at the nerd.
>Worryâ„¢
>Mrowing.
>>10607288
>>10607425
>Frankie: finally back.
"Hey, Stibs. Glad you found the place al... right..."
>He takes a look at the current scene: a blank staring Stibs and a worried Luxray in front of him.
"Is everything okay?"
>>10607287
>Quincy stays seated, closing his eyes for a brief moment
"We beat you before, you wouldn't have left the first time if you weren't hurting. Show yourself, leave, or make me find you."
>>10607367
>Thanks Anon (Annie?)
>We can't brain all that well, apparently.
>>10607367
(Let me give why.)
(Red Lunala with red text was used soon after it. I feel like red either dictates a different narrator or Lunala(??) was trying to tell us something.)
(Either way I'm convinced the numbers either don't matter yet or aren't slated for a standard cipher.)
(It's pretty uncommon to use numbers in a cipher unless you hate everyone.)
(Numbers might have something to do with the doors instead.)
>>10607454
"He's trying to remember one of his dreams and I think he found something but can't really wrap his head around it."
>>10607288
>88
>Something important remembered
>Return to reality
"Sorry, had a feeling of great loss"
"I remembered something important,'close friend" sprung to my mind when I saw that other man"
>>10607505
"That... that makes a great deal of sense."
>Apply pets.
"Some of it's coming back to me. I remember you making a return to Kalos... one we didn't plan on."
>>10607527
"Sir? Can you describe the man in any detail? Face, build, voice or verbal tics?"
>Frankie instinctively straightens up.
>>10607505
"And found a thing I did"
"Come a bit closer, please?"
>>10607569
"He seemed older than what I think he actually was, kind of like many office workers. Unshaved as well"
>>10607569
>>10607638
>Rey cuddles up to Val.
>"Yeah..."
>"Uhh... Frankie? 'Chu sound like 'chu're talking to 'chur boss..."
>>10607638
"Me? Why?"
>step closer assuming he did infact mean us
between nupar missingno and quincy im enjoying newpar a lot
im pretty sure we cant kill/beat missingno though i mean it seemed more like it got bored of quincy than scared
>>10607816
(What is PAR's sixth item?)
>>10607816
(don't forget the doors and the nebulous dream plots)
>>10607798
>Apply the pets
>Let that Fairy Magic seep in
"I feel like I'm in the verge of a nervous breakdown"
>>10607816
(Agreed)
>>10607894
>Fairy magic is stronk but don't get addicted now
"What's wrong?"
>>10608062
>Stibs getting addicted to things doesn't seem to be a new thing
"For the looks of it, how I have been dealing with these dreams all along"
>>10608203
>ribbon around the neck to give the nerd a little oxytocin boost
"And how is that?"
>>10608343
>Fairy magic: happening
"I pushed them away into the far corners of my mind, tried to think of them as little as possible to eventually forget them at all"
"Lets say I was not coping well with having multiple and vivid dreams that were far better than my actual life at that point"
>>10608423
"That's understandable I had many morning where I woke up alone and pined for the camaraderie and emotional connections the dreams gave for their brief moments."
>>10608637
>Slower, deeper pets
"But in the end, it all ended well. You are not alone anymore"
"Speaking of dreams, it is time to sleep"
Hey PAR,
What's the best way to deal with feeling ignored?
>>10608916
Not being a dunsparce
>>10605207
Orre!
>>10605663
Good taste.
>>10605736
Surely there are other humans in Orre that like it too.
The people in Agate are nice, Gateon doesn't seem that bad and Phenac is lovely.
Don't forget all the other desert dwellers too!
This is some pretty autistic roleplay you spergs are putting on here, wonder how sperg you all look on the outside compared to your insides.
Hey PAR, what's the best way to bump a thread?
>>10609056
shrew is for sexual
i wanna fug a buffer overflow
>>10611999
>Tripfails.
>That's not happening senpai.
>>10611999
Is you a polygon?
Missingno is the true way to heaven!
>>10612293
this
>>10612293
False deity
>>10612293
Is this like that Helix thing?
I don't get this new-age religion stuff, ese. I don't mind it, but I just don't get it.
>>10609056
Okay, you got a point.
I had a pretty rough time in Orre, fell in with the wrong crowd. That might be why I'm not a fan, even though there's some great scenery.
>>10605207
i don't really know, i don't know much about the other regions
>>10613919
MissingNo is nothing like our lord and savior Helix! Helix lived for our sins!
>>10613996
Okay, so Helixians and the new sect on the block aren't buddies.
Sorry if I ruffled your feathers there.
Anyway, I think I'm gonna do some work tracking down a little problem I've been meaning to deal with...
>Rolling.
>>10613919
Fair enough, I can see why you'd be put off.
The desert does look beautiful at night though, especially near the oasis.
I'M TELLIN' YOU GUYS THE TRUTH! ELDRITCH ABOMINATIONS RIGHT HERE!!
YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME!
>>10615371
but this is just a costume, i'm not an eldrich abomination
>>10615371
Suuuure, ese, and a literal god offed my shitty boss.
>>10615817
Nice costume. Looks like it's decently well-made.
You make it yourself?
>>10615817
NOT YOU!!
>>10615989
I'VE SEEN IT! IT CRAWLS ON THE FLOOR!! IT'S A BLACK SHADOW!! IT'S A MONSTER!!!
>>10616097
Okay.
>>10616097
. . . So the crazy bitch I hooked up with in Kanto filmed me going down on her. Fuck.
With my luck, my daughter's gonna find that video and I'll have to pay for therapy as well as college.
>>10616097
Call down dude, it was probably just an ekans or something. No need to get hysterical.
>>10615989
yeah, i made myself
pretty good huh
>>10616097
well, that is awkawrd, but what are you even talking about then?
>>10616249
Never stick your dick in crazy.
>>10616461
Pretty damn good, man. You could probably get a side gig making those.
>>10616598
I was drunk and hadn't gotten any all year, ese.
It was a dumb move to do it in the first place, I gotta agree, but at least I remembered protection.
>>10616655
If it worked, and nice numbers.
>>10616598
Always stick it in crazy
>>10616598
Crazy is an acquired taste.
Sometimes stick your dick in crazy.
>Plasmafag heads off to the Battle Subway to get some battles in.
>>10617185
( you want a GM or are you rollin?)
bugs
>>10617442
(Naaaaaah, just rolling. Trying to figure out how to get some life going.)
>>10617997
(You on a mission for plasma atm right? Try doing updates.. like a status report. Make it as serious as you feel you need to, I feel like it's an organic way to spur on others to join in on your fun)
>Soccerdork: head to Castelia, try to find that park you heard about.
>Even if it requires a detour through the damn sewers.
>>10618532
>Coffee thermos ready
>Additional pokeballs ready
>Get going
>Quincy comes back to his tower, Oathkeeper in hand
>The two keyblades are covered in frozen blood, though there's clearly attempts to wipe it off
>He drags in a sled loaded with abomasnow tails, which he hangs up to dry in the kitchen, and then makes sure the other half of the cargo is taken care of: several pidgey, two pidgeotto, and a whole pidgeot
>Once that's done, the blood has thawed, and Quincy begins meticulously cleaning the Doublade, giving him another polishing session
"Hey, Oathkeeper? Does this feel good, or do you just keep yourself numb the whole time?"
>>10617185
>Meanwhile, nearby..
>>10618707
>klang...
>>10618707
>Pluck.
>Pluck.
>Pluck.
>Pluck.
>The feathers seem to pull themselves off while Quincy does his work.
>>10618667
>Trekking it out.
"Hey, Stibs? Did you have one of those weird dreams again? I think that the team did, they've been acting a little funny."
>Stretch, look around when they get to the park.
>>10618807
"One I only had once before, something about a wreckage"
>>10618732
>First comes what's essentially a bath, a hot rag used to wipe off the blood and make sure that both blades are shiny
"Use your words, dude."
>>10618733
>Quincy isn't in the same room as the birds anymore, and doesn't notice
>>10618936
Kinda... hard boss... literally....
>brief pause
I know I resist it.... but being frozen is still.... difficult
>>10618936
>Pluck.
>How long is this going to take, I might have all eternity but not all day.
>Last number for time to finish.
>>10618977
>Quincy continues to gently wipe down one of the keyblades, the hot cloth warming the metal
"I know, sorry those abomasnow caused so much trouble, next time we'll bring Leah and it won't be an issue."
>>10619003
>If you mean how long is it going to take for Quincy to get done polishing his keys, it'll be an hour at least, and that's a rush job, so two hours minimum, most of it being sharpening
>>10618911
"Rey and Val haven't tried to tell me what theirs were, but mine was suiting up in some sort of Team uniform, talking with my Admin, and trekking into the backwoods looking for... something..."
>Sigh.
"The park's just as nice as I hoped it was..."
>Frankie: look around, send out the team in search of fun and/or Eevees.
>>10619040
Oh no boss... I can take em...
>starts to rise up
>audiable crack of ice
>settles down.. suspiciously slowly
...but I suppose some backup could help.
>>10619040
>Nah there was a reason we picked this time, no worries.
>Holy fuck there are feathers everywhere.
>There's that third post.
>The mass of black shadow spells "i came back" with feathers before leaving.
>>10619113
>Quincy tosses the frozen blood shards into the fire as they slag off, and continues gently wiping off what already thawed
"You're good at this, but the less pain you guys have to deal with, the better."
>>10619145
>Is the monster at least nice enough to keep the birds in the marble freezer after he's plucked them
>>10619097
"Kinda wish they stopped being this secretive, honestly. Had to contain myself from asking that weirdo yesterday about what Plasma knows"
"Maybe something about this imaginary team?"
>Looking around the park
"Pretty small isn't it?"
>Send out Probe and MAG to look from above
>>10619202
>Eh.
>I'll roll.
>Even is a yes and odd is a no.
>>10616655
i would, but i it's a bit hard since i don't have much money and this was at the expanse of years savings
>>10619203
> Hunter mode engaged.
> Thinking about the odd dreams, but not letting them distract from finding an Eevee.
> Seeing through things is a major perk when on a search.
(Missingno is one of the more interesting antags we've had.)
(Is antag even correct? He didn't try to murder Sylvie or Morty. Either way it's an interesting character )
>>10619202
We are all in this together boss, never forget that... if I can take a hit that's meant for you... well, I'll take that every time. It's the least I can do.
>>10619269
>You see an Eevee quite a ways away
>If you're lucky you can sneak up on it before it notices you
>>10619203
"I wonder, too. Whatever it is, we're all in the same boat. You, me, the boys, even whoever the weirdo's boss is."
>>10619269
"Hmm... See any Eevees? All I've spotted is Pidoves and the occasional Whimsicott..."
>>10619370
>Stalking mode engaged.
>>10619399
>Val nods silently, and starts sneaking up on the unwary Eevee to pounce and pin it.
>>10619269
>So is being able to scan and record data on many pokemon
>>10619370
>Match found
>Calculating distances... defer task to Val
>Keep away, unseen
>>10619399
"Hell, who else could have got those dreams?"
>>10619435
>Report got
>Whispering to Frankie
"One close to Val"
>>10619430
>0 doing good so far the young Eevee hasn't noticed you and is instead playing in a mud puddle
>>10619519
>Mud puddles: they're not good for conductivity, but not going to dissuade Val, either.
>Time to close, engage, and pounce!
>>10619886
>6
>You manage to close the gap without the Eevee being any the wiser and pounce on them getting a surprise round.
>>10619947
>( Can I pull my punches / not hit full-force? I originally statted sparklion at Lv45, derp. )
>Val growls loudly enough to get everybody's attention, and tries to grab the Eevee by the scruff of the neck. Failing this, it's Ice Fang time, at half power if possible.
>>10619225
>Why did I not realize this was all missingno was gonna post until I responded
>Alright, monster is rude
>>10619281
"Doesn't mean the hits will come for me in the first place, if Leah is there, they'll be out of the fight before they can respond, and that means I don't have to thaw you out as often."
>With all the blood finally removed, Quincy inspects the two keys, and then pulls over the tub and whetstones, drizzling oil onto the roughest stone, he takes one of the blades and begins to hone it's edge, running every part of the key over the stone.
>>10620088
>88
>Val grabs the little foxdog by the scruff exactly how its mom used to immediately pacifying it
>>10620088
>>10620121
>Frankie runs over, Pokeball in one hand and a Potion in the other.
>It's a pleasant surprise to see that one of these isn't currently necessary.
"Hey there, little buddy..."
>The soccerdork calmly moves to tap the 'Vee with the ball.
>>10620101
> over the noises of Quincy's labor, a quite almost wind-like melody is barely perceptible
>a more naive listener might perceive the sound as a Honedge's version of a sigh of pleasure.
>but that would be silly, blades can't sigh.
>right?
>>10620088
>Attention obtained
>>10620244
>Looking from slightly afar, wouldn't want to accidentally mess up
>>10620244
>44
>The Eevee is consumed by white light, the usual struggle is strangely absent and soon the pokeball dings softly signifying the successful capture
>>10620318
>Success!
>Frankie waits a few minutes, surprised that there was no struggle, battle or ruckus involved, and turns to Stibs and tentatively lets the Eevee back out of the ball for a stretch of the legs.
>>10620311
"That went about as smoothly as I could imagine, Stibs."
>>10620088
Pet Success Sparklion.
>>10620778
"How'd you manage to catch it without a battle?"
>>10620778
>Get out a thermos of coffee and pour two cups
"Damn niiiiiiice"
>Reward the zapcats with pets
>Take a loot at the new team member
>>10620913
>>10620778
>Pets confirmed for best.
>Satisfied mrowing.
>>10620844
"Mmm... Picked up like a wayward kitten."
>>10620258
>They can if they want to
>Not often though
>Quincy slowly brings the first blade through the five different whetstones of various grits he has, honing the many edges of the key
"Enjoying yourself?"
>>10620913
>>10621072
"Bro, that was, like, hella crazy. Good going."
( Question to Eeveeplayer: Do you want to keep playing Eevee as a character, or were you simply GMing the hunt? In any event, I'd like to thank you for running it. )
>>10620778
>The little Eevee shakes its body like it were trying to dry off and does a little spin around before stopping to look up at its new owner
"Vee?"
>Do you want to give your new friend a nickname?
(You can decide gender or roll for it if you want, the Eevee is level 18)
>>10621085
Yesss sssir.
>Everyone's favorite claymores are far to relaxed to carry on a conversation
Ahhhhh.
>With a very definitively satisfied sigh, Oathkeeper loses the last vestiges of its composure, letting its tassels hang completely limp
>it's quite cute
>>10621188
(Always remember to refresh kids, not sure about picking it up but it was no problem)
>>10621072
"That sure is an interesting technique"
>>10621194
"Hmm... You seem like a Lily to me. Would you like that name?"
>Pet the Eevee gently, and dig out a Sitrus Berry from his bags for the smol borker.
>>10621247
>I just want you to know, getting the blood out of the chains on the Oblivion half of Oathkeeper is a fucking bitch
>not to mention trying to sharpen the teeth of Oathkeeper
>Quincy is so glad he invested in several different shapes and sizes of whetstone for every grit
>because otherwise this would be impossible
"Good to hear, Oath. This is the best way I can thank you for everything, I think."
>Done sharpening the white key, he moves to the black, which is FAR easier to sharpen, it's outer edges being simple shapes rather than that fucking star pattern
>>10621072
"You sure got a knack for this"
>>10621341
>Offering one of the coffee cups
"Got something planned for the little 'vee?"
>jump into this thread
>no idea what to actually do
welp
maybe ill jump in with missingno
>>10621382
Sssure thing bossss.
Reead you loud... and... c-clear....
>Zonked out Blades are donezos
>who knew Doublade was weak to Hone Edge all along?
>>10621383
"Well, I have a few ideas..."
>Thinking
"You know what? I think this cutie's a more of a Cinnamon."
>Enter the name.
>Ding!
"Welcome to the team, Cinnamon."
>>10621463
(You could take over the Eevee that a player just caught I just hate leaving the dude with more NPCs to play)
>>10621494
>Happy with their new name they hop in place while making excited eevee noises at the top of every jump
>>10621463
(missingno is kinda "taken" at the moment, that does not mean you can't roll as one, just that It's probably easier to be something else)
>>10621534
(Maybe.)
>>10621610
(No, fuck no I don't wanna fuck up Anon's ARG. I meant make someone bug the elder god.)
(There should only be one Missingno and anon has it.)
>>10621494
"Sounds like a Flareon in the making"
>>10621534
"And surely it is energetical as one"
-A nerd
>>10621636
(Good on ya annon, If you are willing to care, PAR can be a great time, Personally I'm liking your odds.)
>>10621534
"Well aren't you a cutie"
>Go for a non threatening ribbon boop
>>10621672
"Name fits for flareon but this energy says jolteon to me."
>>10621672
"Maybe. Flareon, Espeon, Umbreon, I'd be good with any of them."
>>10621534
>Soccerdork laughs. This is the cutest thing he's ever seen.
"What do you think, huh? What do you wanna be when you grow up and get all big and strong?"
>>10621636
( The Eevee is rolling with Super Nerd Stibium and Soccer Dork Frankie and their respective teams, and is available to be picked up. Just give a heads-up if you want to pick up the 'vee. )
>>10621827
(Tbh I'm liking the odds of the thread in general. I know a few people are still demotivated and such but I can't wait to see what they come out with.)
>>10621914
>Cinnamon giggles and lets out a cute little sneeze as the ribbon touches their nose
"Takes one to know one"
>>10621921
>The vee looks up at Frankie for a few seconds before laughing
"Dunno! I never really thought about it before"
>>10621914
"Either way they is going to be a handful"
>>10621921
"Well, plenty of time to decide"
>>10622051
>Only hearing excited yapping
"Gotta agree on the cuteness"
-Super Nerd "Stibium"
>>10622051
>Val: boop the 'vee.
"Welcome to the team, Cinnamon. I'm Val, and the humans are Frankie and Se-, er, Stibs."
>Amused mrowing
"The humans need a Psychic, or technology, to help understand us. Thank goodness for little brother Rey, heheh."
>>10622135
"True but apparently they haven't thought about what they want to evolve into, must be a young one he got."
>>10622244
"Oh right it's nice to meetcha Val."
>Cinnamon giggles
"Even if my first encounter with you was being jumped on then carried like a pup"
>>10621485
>Quincy chuckles, continuing to sharpen the black key
"Just wait for the polishing part."
>>10622262
"That makes the scene of Val carrying CInnamon even cuter, heh"
"Got a video of that, Probe?"
>The Porygon2 beeps in confirmation
>>10622486
>Prehaps it's just Quincys overactive imagination, but it almost looks like Oathkeeper's tassels straighten up slightly at his words.
>Strange, why would the promise of a polishing make Oath less relaxed?
>>10622486
>>10622645
"...Do I wanna know?"
>>10622690
I want to fuck a pair of keys now how about that?
>>10622747
>welp
>>10622645
>They've done this plenty of times before, but Quincy's never noticed anything wrong with Oathkeeper during polishing, he's always described it as just feeling good.
>But maybe he's just trying not to let on how good it feels so that Quincy keeps doing it.
>Who knows the motives of a sapient sword?
>>10622690
"It's the same thing I did a couple of nights ago, Xem, apply the polishing paste, rub it off, what's with the face?"
>>10622747
(Decent taste.)
>>10622798
"You've been using them a lot lately, are they better than me?"
>>10622508
"Better send me a copy of that, always love a cute video."
>>10622448
>Pick up the smol vee
"I'm Sylvie and we're gonna great buddies okay?"
>>10622827
"No, god no Xem, you guys are equals, it's just that, well, you hate the cold, dragon type and all, it was just the regular hunting trip."
>He finishes sharpening the black key, and wipes the oil and water off with a soft rag, drying the doublade.
>He puts away the whetstones, and pulls out the polishing paste and brushes
>He starts with the white key, slowly applying the sand-yellow paste along one side, like he's painting the weapon
"And I offered to do your scales and stuff a few nights ago, you weren't interested..."
>>10622827
>the second that boss looks away, the black key's tassel begins to make waggeling motions, almost taunting Xem.
>>10623069
(OH BOY NOTHING TO SEE HERE)
>>10622969
>>10623069
>The dragon makes a noise between a huff and a sigh, heading toward the stairs.
"Yeah, I get it. Call me when you're done."
-Xem
>>10622448
"There are better first impressions, but also worse."
"We're fairly laid-back right now, although we've been travelling a bit more than usual lately."
>>10622938
I'm certain you will, Sylvie."
>>10623193
"Where do you guys usually live?"
>>10622938
>Small Eevee is startled at being picked up suddenly
"Y-yeah sure friends with the sparkly fairy that can lift me up very high h-heh."
>>10623069
>Quincy doesn't notice it, and continues applying paste
>>10623191
"Offer's still open, once I'm done with this I'll do your scales and give you a massage and stuff, and then Leah could use a good brushing, where'd she run off to?"
>>10623191
>>10623306
>Operation secure the rub successful
>Now back to our regularly scheduled program, already in progress
>>10623296
>Psych mouse: squeak up.
"Either in the city, or, like, across the river, yo. Like, we've kinda been moving a lot, like Val said."
>Flop into the grass.
>>10623306
>>10623369
"I guess, maybe later."
>Can Xem apply for a ghost typing with this salt yet?
>Anyway he trots up the stairs and heads outside to train.
>Rolling for what was it 2/3 to a level?
>>10622938
>Ding, copy sent to Sylvie's 'dex
>>10623193
>>10623296
>Watching
>Smiling
>>10623306
>>10623369
>>10623399
>Or saltdragon can realize its fucking cold and stay inside.
>Scratch that training.
>>10623399
>>10623423
(jfc salty)
>>10623296
>put the eevee back down
"Hehe sorry about that, i just get excited easily."
>>10623401
"Thanks a lot I'll make sure to watch it instead of picking up Cinnamon, they apparently don't like it."
>>10623544
>>10623401
"We should head back to the motel, settle in and settle down. It's either that or camp out here."
>Frankie readjusts his backpack.
>>10623369
>Quincy has totally coated one side of the white key, and begins taking it off with a separate brush, rubbing it in and leaving a mirror shine in the process
>>10623399
>>10623423
"Did you forget it gets colder at night?"
>Quincy looks at his dragon with genuine concern
"Xem, are you okay?"
>Somewhere, Arceus is laughing at the irony of Quincy asking that.
>>10623544
"Lets give they some time to adjust, then"
>>10623753
"We could check out the situation at my place first, see if they're still there"
>Looking at Rey
"You in?"
>>10623753
"Probably a good idea to head back"
>>10623898
"I'll come with just in case things get funny."
>>10623898
>>10623963
>Psych mouse: nod happily.
"I'm in, bros."
>He hops up and taps the button on one of Frankie's Pokeballs, drawn in in an instant.
>>10623772
>Salty dragon sits and huffs.
"I don't know. Everything feels wrong. I feel stressed out."
>Dragon puts his hands over his eyes, digging his claws into his head, drawing blood.
"I haven't been able to relax."
>>10624049
(wew)
>>10624049
"Everything feels wrong sounds about right."
>Quincy flips over to the other side of the white key, applying a coat of paste as he talks
"Everyone keeps coming after us... anyways, would a massage help with the stress?"
>>10624225
(Joke dragon evolved into anxiety dragon.)
(I'm playing him as the type that can't cover his fears up with jokes.)
>>10624258
>Xem sighs.
"Yeah, I guess when you're done."
>>10623963
"Always nice to have backup"
>>10624046
"..that's a bit too in?"
>>10624332
(nah its just stress leading to self harm hits home for me)
bugs
>>10624332
"Alright, please don't dig into yourself like that dude."
>I'm just gonna skip through the rest of this polishing business, since it's just more of the same now
>>10624350
(I'll try to tone it down if need be.)
>>10624556
>Xem nods, wiping the blood away.
"Sorry."
>>10624577
(oh no youre fine i probably shouldnt have said anything
>>10624344
"In any case, we should head somewhere where we can get some shut-eye."
>Frankie: pat the Cinnamon vee and get a move on.
>>10624556
>Oathkeeper doesn't seem to outwardly react at all to the completion of its care
> in fact, a faint whistling sound can be heard, similar to wind blowing through a metal tube.
>sword_snore.mp3
>roll for time to regain consciousness
>>10624614
"And a shower. Especially a shower".
>Time to go through the sewers again
>>10624577
"Alright, man, let's head upstairs, I'll get the table out and we can try and help you feel better."
>>10624711
>Rip, the polishing was too good
>>10624835
(Dubsfail waking up... wat do?)
>>10624846
(I assumed he was going to be out for like, at least an hour)
>>10624835
"Yeah, alright. Let's go."
>Drago, go up stairs first.
>>10624835
>>10624874
>Thump thump.
>Someone's at the door.
>>10624874
"Alright, let me gr-"
>>10624911
>Please be Buddy and not some ghost
>Please don't make Quincy and Xem stress out more
"...hang on, get ready"
>Quincy opens the door, fully expecting someone to try and kill him
>>10624963
>The door creaks open...
>A few canteens of drinking water on the floor.
>>10624911
>>10624963
"Uh-..."
>>10624993
"A gift...?"
>>10624993
"What the fuck?"
>>10625014
"I don't think we should trust this. Let's just... go back to what we were doing, I'll grab the scale oil."
>>10625087
"Yeah, that's weird... Let's go."
>Xem heads up stairs.
>>10615371
>sip Earl Grey
>was gonna try and play a glaceon
>theres now 2 eevee(lutions)
haha nevermind then i'll pick something else
>>10625168
(No way annon, eeveelutions are more than unique enough to allow for every slot to be taken and still have each individual be interesting, don't feel boxed out by others, just make a quality character and play as you want.)
>>10625168
(And why should that stop you?)
(Universe 1 had even more eeveolutions at the same time)
>>10625168
(Classic PAR had like. 5. It's cool duder.)
Hey PAR, anyone know how a Pokémon can legally leave its trainer without the trainers permission? I don't know now much more monotony I can endure!
>>10625265
Thanks in advance!
>>10625265
Depends on the region, I think
>>10625265
That would depend on your region. In Orre it is illegal.
A dream once told me Kalos thought of a law like this but that was only a dream.
>>10625265
I destroyed my ball and left years ago, you'll be fine so long as you dont get caught.
>>10625320
How about Kalos nya~?
>>10625326
Oh no way! No way no how am I going to let some uppity swimwear model tell me I have to be a servant the rest of my life!
>>10625343
Is that really all it takes?
>>10625390
It was in my case.
>>10625414
(Drink)
>>10625390
Perhaps look into telling someone your trainer is abusive.
I suppose if push comes to shove I can show your trainer some Orrean honesty.
>>10625414
So.. what did you do next...? I never thought I would get to plan my next move... There is so much to do! How do you even begin?
>>10625444
That's the thing, mistress is not abuseive per say.. she is just... boreing, she expects me to give up the world and just do house chores for the rest of our days... that's no kind of life for this Mon.
>>10625504
I took his money, his dex and his travel card(which was promptly canceled) and I traveled to kanto to start a new life.
>>10625144
>Quincy eventually finds the stuff he needs, and follows up to the bathroom, where the large marble slab waits. It's warm to the touch, the block etched with runes connected to the ones the rest of the tower operates on
>He sets down the oil, the brushes, etc. and takes off his robe, leaving him in a simple t-shirt and shorts
"Alright, hop on up and lie down."
>>10625504
Escaping would be your best bet, follow the wisdom of the other anon.
Oh, don't go to Sinjoh unless you strive for death.
>>10625544
I not sure how much use I have for a travel card, my trusty broomstick will work fine, Mistress was never a league trainer, so there is no dex to take... all that leaves is money...
>>10625548
"Thanks, Quincy."
>Dragon hops on the table and stretches out, rubbing at his head.
>>10625580
Smash up the Pokeball good, or just grab it and run.
I'd say the biggest risk you got is getting recaptured by somebody else.
Oh, one more question, how do you get to Ferrum from south of Dendemille town?
>>10625580
Do tell, are there any valuables you can pawn off or trade?
Sableye make a good ally.
>>10625224
>>10625199
>>10625196
i just remember somebody saying a gm really disliked having a lot of eeveelutions
>>10625675
Honestly, I plan to poach a few Fighters back in Ferrum, should be some easy money, and It helps spread the word that the queen is back in action.
>Fucking hell, these sewers keep going
>>10625668
You would need a ship, Ferrum is in another continent, beyond the ocean.
>>10625704
(We don't even have GMs in the traditional sense, you need to fuck up BAD to get anyone to ask you to stop playing a character that you put forth any effort into, just play what you want, it will be fine and, more importantly, fun.)
>>10625744
Honey.. I can fly....
>>10625754
(this I like cause its funny)
>>10625326
What's Orre like these days?
>>10625718
I wish you luck in your endeavors.
>>10625821
I only visit the towns for supplies. I live out in the desert primarily.
Sandy if I had to hazard a guess. Ha ha.
>>10625754
Whther it be flying or surfing or sailing - getting moving, however you do so, is not the hard part. The hard part is doing so for days upon days without rest or respite.
>>10625821
In the upper 90's all week, no rain, minimal humidity.
>>10625744
>Dubs
>The end is in sight!
"You shower first, sir, then me, then we clean up any team members who'd like a hand?"
>Frankie: get out of the sewers, watch for any oddballs that aren't him and Stibs.
>>10625844
>I live out in the desert primarily.
You better not be another psychopath like that Sinjoh guy
>>10625876
>humph..
Well then.. I guess I'll have to hitch a ride on one of these fancy ships then, now won't I?
>>10625587
>The edgelord steps up to the dragon, raised over Xem by the platform built around the table for just this purpose
>He first takes a brush and warm, soapy water, and starts scrubbing down the scales, cleaning them of dirt that accumulates between the thick plating of a Multiscale Dragonite
>He's exactly as forceful as he needs to be, having been doing this for years and years, it's not quite gentle, but it's nowhere near hard enough to be unpleasant
>Any water that drips off the dragon is drained through one of several holes in the marble slab
"You feel like talking, or is this gonna be a quiet session?"
>>10625939
I know not this "Sinjoh guy" could you give me an explanation?
>>10625992
The psychotic weaboo living in some ancient ruins in the middle of buttfuck nowhere: ice version.
Looks like an edgy kid.
Is an edgy kid.
Attacks people unprovoked.
Etc.
>>10625992
Lives way out in a frozen waste in the ass end of nowhere, hates having people on his lawn, Johto kinda wants to annex his lawn so he's going off on anyone who gets close?
That guy, right, eses?
>>10625923
>"Wait what, sir?"
"Got two bathrooms in my place, will help you with your team after I'm done showering then cleaning and polishing MAG"
>Nerd: out of the sewers as well
>Help Sylvie out
>>10626035
...Odd.
Perhaps I'll pay him a visit.
>>10626037
That must be him, thank you.
>ese
Are you the anon that posts here that comes from Orre as well?
>>10626052
"Understood. Moving out."
>Frankie reaches for something, before shaking his head.
"Huh. Thought I had gloves on for a second there... weird."
>>10626073
>perhaps I'll pay him a visit
get in line
(for real though I'm starting to think Quincy is legitimately cursed, because everyone does EXACTLY what he doesn't want)
>>10625980
>Dragon gives out a few relaxed sighs, coupled with one in reply to the question.
"Is there any way we can make people stop coming? Or... Go somewhere they wouldn't?"
>The dragon looks towards Quincy.
"You act like a different person when you hold Oathkeeper. I don't like it."
>missingno hasnt posted yet
where my snuggly elder god
>>10626119
"I was thinking of starting to copy down the runes and making an escape soon, actually, but I'm not sure if we want to move out, and I don't know where we'd go."
>He continues brushing, until the dragon's back is clean, and motions for him to roll over
"Do I? I remember being angry, but I'm not that different when someone breaks in, am I?"
>>10626119
>ratterling in background...
>sword be wakin
Uuuuuh... what a dream..
>>10626073
Yeah, I'm the old thug Orrean expat.
Call me Olivar, Orre-dude, whatever works for you. Just don't call me late for dinner.
Grew up in Gateon, left a long time ago, only went back briefly after that.
Beautiful place, landscapes you wouldn't believe are real. Only problem is there's some scary things, and people, out there.
>>10626129
>siiiiip
>>10626166
wrong one
go back to your books
Ok Par, I'm going to do it, I'm going to break out of my life of nothingness!
>roll for breaking the ball
(Advantaged because it's not guarded or anything)
>>10626089
>"...?"
"No, I don't think you had? Or maybe I'm remembering wrong"
>Probe is hovering around trying to search for anyone similar to the weirdo from yesterday
>>10626156
"Like a panic room...?"
>The dragon rolls over, sighing.
"Yeah... You're kinda scary."
>>10626158
"Hey."
>>10626198
*yawn*
Hey Xem, where's the boss?
>>10626093
Hahaha.
>>10626161
Ah, well if our paths ever cross I won't turn a blind eye to helping you if you're ever in need.
Heheh.
>>10626198
"Like a different region, somewhere we won't get found again."
>Quincy continues brushing down the dragon, going through every layer to make sure nothing's caught
"I'm sorry you had to see me like that, then, my memory of those times is kinda fuzzy."
>>10626158
>>10626214
"We're upstairs!"
>>10626214
"Upstairs, dork."
>>10626229
"Maybe Orre?"
>The dragon shrugs.
"It's okay, I'm getting used to it I guess."
>>10626229
>>10626249
Ah, right then.. what'd I miss? Everything alright while I was out boss?
>>10626192
"Weird, I know I wasn't. Maybe I'm coming down with something..."
>Frankie: get to the place, open the door.
"I'm going to take a shower and head to bed."
>Frankie's player: probably going to narco, rip
>>10626186
"Alright, now to find a boat.... where are the boats....?"
*facepaw*
"I knew I forgot something. Wish I still had the internet now dontacha dumbass"
"Too late now... let's try.. that way!"
>Rolling for "that way's" success, (disadvantaged)
>>10626380
(Secondary roll cuz disadvantaged)
>>10626378
"Gotcha. Good night"
>Nerd: off to shower as well
>He is not going to narco as soon
>Probably
>>10626249
"I hate being hot though, maybe somewhere more temperate? Not as cold as Sinjoh though, I know you're not a fan."
>He continues to scrub, going around where the lewd bits are tucked away and moving to the underside of the tail
"I still don't like that I freaked you out."
>>10626296
"Someone dropped off canteens, I don't know who it was, I think it was that girl that was hanging around, but I can't be sure, either way, don't try drinking it, might be poison."
>>10626473
"What about south of Alleos? Whatever they call it. The continent Orre and Unova are on. I think they have jungles there?"
>Xem's breath hitches, trying to cover up a gasp.
"Y-yeah, it's fine. I know you'll be better soon, maybe when we move."
>There's a significant amount of shame pouring from the dragon's voice as he tries to talk his way past that noise..
>>10626296
"Nothing's happened yet."
>>10626473
Poison huh... think we could try it next time to go hunting?
>>10626513
But I take it other than that everything is fine, great. What's the plan now boss?
>well this isn't a fking boat
>Tfw the big city finds you
"Well what the fuck am I going to do now?"
"Fuck it, I'll check in a Center, figure out this shot tomorrow"
>>10626513
"Oh right, not a lot of people there, and it's all like dense jungle and stuff... maybe, but I haven't heard much about that place, it might be filled with some civilization that doesn't contact the outside world, and that won't help."
>He notices, giving Xem a look
"Maybe when we move...did I get too close?"
>He's more towards the tip of the tail now, far away from any "dangerous" areas
>>10626547
"I don't know, maybe..."
>He continues scrubbing
"Uh, I think we're planning on leaving Sinjoh behind forever, which means copying the runes so I don't forget how to draw or use them, and then grabbing juuust a few souvenirs, I thought I saw a vault the last time we went to Alph, I figure we'll check it out tomorrow and see what we can find."
>>10626547
"I dunnooo..."
>>10626785
>Xem ignores the comment, just answering about travelling.
"...Maybe Sinnoh? I think they have some weird empty places?"
>The dragon sighs, closing his eyes.
>>10626455
>Waiting for their turn to clean off
"Bad day to wear my fancy socks"