Hunger Games Thread
Thank You Spooky Ougi
first
First for Mirai is best girl.
Third for the grass
>>10603819
>A culinary school dropout trying to give an actual chef advice
Wewlad this is some immersive RP
Hello, friends~
>>10603848
>pic
>>10603880
Hello, how the hell are ya
"Create Your Own Cancer"
The government is funding your project to create the ultimate cancer to destroy the HG Community and it's surrounding /trash/ Neighbors.
You must pick 3 brief cases out of the selection, each containing a syringe with the essence of a single kind of cancer. An innocent newfag lies tied on a metal table before, you must inject him with cancer and watch him turn into an unbearable monster that you must name.
Now choose...
Shittalker
Memer
Drama Queen
Attention Whore
Back Talker
Spammer
Lewdist
Egotist
Stalker
Smart Ass
Know It All
Brown Noser
Instigator
Thirsty
God Mod
Cringe
Boring
Filler
Cross Community
Freeloader
RP Wikiposter
Triggered
Shipper
IRL Bullshitter
Camwhore
Underage
Catfish
Safe Spacer
Degenerate
Bitter
Jaded
"Retired" Oldfaggotry
Argument Dodger
Tryhard
Blogposter
Repeat Offender
Newfag Rights Activist
>>10603874
>thinking something from more than 10 years ago bothers me
You're just showing your desperation.
http://poal.me/6xx688
>>10603901
I pick my 3 cancers: Hoshi, Junko and Sunset
Do I win the jackpot now? It's like I got the holy trinity in my hands thanks to these picks.
>>10603901
Bitter
shittalker
Retired oldfaggottry
Bonus!: Memer
I call it Hajimeme.
>>10603901
Crendor here, heard you wanted to talk to me about something?
>>10603848
I highly doubt that some child would be the best.
>>10603820
Thank You Spooky Ougi
>>10603901
Attention Whore
Cringe
A lil bit of IRL Bullshiter, a little bit of Underage
Now you have Tricky
>>10603901
Shipper
Catfish
Repeat Offender
>>10603901
Where's the French Cocksucker brief case? I need it for a friend
>>10603899
I'm well. And yourself?
>>10603924
You forgot Booker.
>>10603908
It really doesn't bother you that you actually couldn't be fucked to do a simple essay and thus had to drop out of your only chance at having an actual successful future? I wish I could live in that sort of ignorance.
Get off your high horse lol.
>>10603934
Really? I'm open to talk if you need to.
Cheerio!#7042
>>10603901
Blog Posting Underage Know It All.
Oh wait that's Tricky.
>>10603939
I'm an elite shinobi. You'd better not underestimate me!
>>10603901
>Underage
>Memer
>Filler
>tfw my gear is giving me the good shit
:ok_hand:
>>10603901
Jaded
Stalker
Tryhard
>>10603958
I'm fine myself
>>10603959
>get off your high horse
Irony
>>10603901
If I wanted to give him cancer I'd make him eat that fucking disgusting chocolate.
>>10603880
>Zer0 momentarily interrupts his meditation to glance up at the figure. After surveying him and confirming him as nothing more than a fancily-dressed skeleton, he bows his head back down and resumes meditation.
>>10603959
Thanks for proving you only know what others tell you. Walk on home, boy.
Hajime.......................................
>junko
>>10603901
Boring attention whore safe spacer
>>10603964
Says the girl in her pajamas.
>>10603983
>Junko
>Hoshi
Look guys I can falseflag too! Except I won't, because I'm not autistic enough to believe that it's possible that only two people actually dislike me.
>>10603959
what essay was it?
Junko.......................................
>Hajime
>>10603961
Well, someone told me that you were the one who wanted me, unless you are not the same person, I don't know. They said something about you setting me straight or whatever.
>>10603999
that's what your dad wish he couldve done when he was in the hospital
>>10604020
i hat u
>>10603997
>I read that as "resumes masturbation"
>>10603959
>High horse
Isn't that KKs thing?
>>10604029
Newfags are like paper clips...
But I'm here to give you advice about this place.
>>10604061
Dog pants is clearly the best.
>>10604018
Even elites have to sleep from time to time.
>>10604020
Go back to believing Chiaki is an okay waifu, nerd.
>>10604064
>Newfags are like paper clips
elaborate
>>10603964
I am sure you are the best in your school. Now run along and go to bed little one. Less you sleep in and find yourself late for class.
>>10604064
Uh, okay then, I guess you didn't want me, and I don't necessarily need advice though.
>>10604100
>That's clearly a boy
How dare you make me look that with my own eyes.
>>10603767
>Fucking dies.
>>10604049
>That too, maybe, but that'd be more suited for ERP. Plus, Zer0 lacks genitals. At least I hope so.
>>10604020
I didn't falsefag you. I said your comment was ironic. Because it is. You're a retarded sperg who things you're better than everyone else when in fact you're just some dumb fat kid with no hobbies or even a fucking job.
And speaking of job, I love seeing you sperg about aussa and how they mooch of their parents when you do exactly the same thing. Its fucking hilarious!
>>10603999
>It was 10 years ago
>Lol it didn't happen
Jesus Christ you're an actual retard.
>>10604012
>spells sanctimonious wrong again
End this ship.............or else.............
>>10604027
He had to write a single essay for culinary school but didn't. So he had to drop out and now holds the esteemed position of working in a chicken factory.
>>10604035
:(
>>10604053
Yeah dude, that fucking KK guy is such an egotist I swear.
>>10604097
They make a fine weapon if you bend them the right way.
>>10604120
>Had to write a single essay... but didn't.
Writing essays sucks. Fuck that noise.
>>10604119
Brutal
>>10604064
What is the absolute worst thing to do here, further more, who has the worst reputation so far?
>>10604136
>not taking a couple hours out of your day to many bette years in the future
hindsight level 0
>>10604136
Gonna have to agree with you here. Unless it's something you're really passionate about, writing essays blows a fat dick.
>>10604136
>writing essays sucks
>t. Oneliner
Writing isn't hard at all unless it's like a ten thousand word essay
In which get fucked I can only right so much
>>10604151
Junko and Hoshi, just being unsalvageable beyond repairs.
I WANNA HEAL
I WANNA FEEL
>>10604099
Hebijo labeled my friends and me renegades. School nights aren't even a thing any more. I'll wait for the next contest.
>despite talking tough, the chuuni yawns, obviously sleepy.
>its another episode of people shitposting and arguing with eachother instead of hosting games
>>10604119
>Do exactly the same thing
Um...no??? I'd love to be a NEET but I'm not afforded that absolute lack of care about my role in society. I hardly think I'm better than everyone else. I will admit that I do think I'm better than Hoshi, Junko, and Aussa, but can you blame me? Look at the competition.
>>10604136
It's a fucking culinary school essay. That's gotta be, what? Like...1500 words or so? You can pump that out in a few hours.
>>10604097
They need to be straightened out, fa.m.
>>10604100
That's a nice pink asshole. Would eat.
>>10604109
If believe you're doing fine then you don't need me.
>>10604151
Caring about what other people like.
Nobody has the worst reputation.
>>10604158
>Taking a couple hours out of your day
>Could be spent playing vidya
Nah dude, still, fuck that noise.
I'm obviously fucking with you.
>>10604184
>I'll host again after I shower, unless someone wants to step up in the 15ish minutes I'm gone.
>>10604100
More please :3
>>10604185
I'd take Aussa over 100 of you tb.h
Hajime.
Stop this right now.................................or else.....................................................................................................................i have.......................seduced several loyal friends who are willing.............................to do anything for me............................................................i have friends in high places in this community..............and i have my own discord group...............................................................................................................i also own the original HG steam group now.............................................................................i worked my way to the top..................................................................
>junko
>>10604199
Why is that the worst thing, do you have any examples?
>>10604220
Great, means you got 1 McDonalds employee. Maybe his autism will grant you some free nuggies while you toy around in the ball pit, trying to not crap your diaper.
Alright I'm back from work. Who hosted today and how badly should I kill myself.
>tfw you're a renegade shitposter under no banner and you work for hire or for the keks
It's nice.
Hot
WE WANT THE GOLD SUCKA, HULK HOGAN, WE COMIN FO YOU NIGGA
>>10604238
That leads to people imposing their standards on others, making everyone very unhappy.
>>10604257
Like nobody.
How badly should you kill yourself?
Don't leave a body behind.
>>10604178
Banished from your school? What did you do to earn such a punishment?
>>10604220
One of me can do the work of 100 Aussa's, though.
>>10604234
I-I'm so sorry Junko-sama...................
>>10604299
Hey can I shitpost you too? I think I've got enough room to take on the dynamic duo.
>>10604276
>hands fifty dollars
I'll pay you this much if you go after that Anonymous guy.
http://itsalmo.st/#theultimatetributetournamentthereturn
IT'S ALMOST TIME
>>10604346
Alright, thabks mate. Im on it.
>>10604346
Hey, you! Yeah, you! You're a flaming faggot. Do your family a favor and an hero.
>>10604323
thats what they said when they saw junko's dead dad
>>10604385
F-Fuck, you're good.
>gives fifty dollars
Good job on the shitposting mate, I'll go kill myself now
>>10604276
Feels good doesn't it man?
>>10604326
We didn't do anything! A demon attacked the school and we got framed for it. That's all you need to know.
>>10604402
Ok like, real talk.
Bringing peoples dads into this shit isn't cool, but that's my two cents.
I don't give a flyin fuck what's goin on. Bringing in parents is like a fuckin dishonorable mark on your soul.
>>10604416
I counted the adjectives in your erp. In a 4 line erp segment you had 23 adjectives. How can you be that bad?
>>10604427
>tfw when I was younger, people talked shit about my dad at school because it was the norm but they never talked shit about my mom
The worst part is that I didn't even see my dad that often ;_;
>>10604354
:sleeping:
>>10603739(Hoshi) (late reply)
I... don't get it. I honestly can't wrap my head around your mindset.
And believe me, I'm trying really hard to not hate you, because it's fucking pointless to hate someone on the intermet over a Nigerian cockfighting simulator of all things, but I'm being honest when I say you overall attitude towards this community is pissing me off.
You know what? Fuck this. There's no point in arguing.
I'll keep being miserable me, and you keep being you.
End of story.
>>10604427
>t.fag who got his jaw smashed by his old man
I know it's you faggot. How does it feel to be a pathetic waste of space?
>>10604459
Go to bed, Rin.
>>10604427
junko's father is one big dishonorable mark in the afterlife
can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>10604477
I ain't him you fucking retard. learn to read fuckin typing styles you god damn idiot.
>people can fake that shit
get. Better.
>>10604504
a burger, salted
>tfw nobody memes about my dad who died of cancer 2 weeks ago
>because I don't post about that shit with my ava
Heh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npgzz42IEiE
thoughts?
>>10604531
you're not a lulcow so i wouldn't do it to you
>>10604476
I know, old me would be pissed off at me too. But take my word for it. You can't pick and choose who posts here and it certainly doesn't help when you try to
>>10604531
>tfw my mom died of brain cancer and my dad is slowly dieing from leukemia
T_T
>>10604490
What? I read it out of curiousity as a writerfag, but cramming something with fluff and adjectives=/=good. For someone who's 30+ I expected better.
>>10604574
*dying
>>10604531
>>10604574
>hugs
Fuck cancer
>>10604574
>tfw in 18 years I've had 9 friends who ended up killing themselves
>>10604580
>Gorey Gauntlet
PAYDAY GAMES III
First 36!
>>10604583
that's what junko's dad couldn't say
>>10604597
Reigen Arataka
>>10604597
Gascoigne
>>10604597
Elias Ainsworth
>>10604597
Manizu
>>10604597
MAEROKHARTWEE
>>10604574
>tfw parents were abusive throught my childhood
>both of them are still alive and 100% healthy
Fuck this planet
>>10604597
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>10604597
Trannyfucker Anthony Cumia
>>10604574
I'm so sorry. I know how much it can hurt. I know that feeling of helplessness as they waste away.
>>10604597
Hajime Ichinose
>>10604597
Guderian
>>10604597
Flake
>>10604597
Johnny
>>10604597
Togame
>>10604597
Mike WOAHzowski
>>10604597
Literally me
>>10604597
Agrias Oaks
>>10604597
Propeller Knight
>>10604597
El Generico The Heister
>>10604597
Ocelot
>>10604597
Hachikuji Mayoi
>>10604597
Iori Minase
>>10604597
Mirai
>>10604597
Powdered Toast Man
>>10604597
Mai Minakami
>>10604597
High Speed Cripple
>>10604597
Annie
>>10604622
he would've been so proud to see his cancer be this cancerous
Kill yourself Sunset
>>10604597
King Stingy
>>10604642
U-ULTRON?!
>>10604597
Gunpuku no Himegimi
>>10604597
Puru Eight
>>10604597
Stu
>>10604597
Pro Genji
>>10604597
Froze
>>10604597
Anthony Fantano
>>10604597
Mixmaster
How much does Junko weigh?
>>10604597
Shota
>>10604597
Jude
>>10604597
Inkling
>>10604597
Fuyuzora Kogarashi
>>10604684
a lot
>>10604597
Yomika
>>10604687
Show me that butt.
>>10604597
Mika
>>10604684
Too much.
>>10604671
Je suis.
>He gives a curt bow.
>>10604597
Hakuno Kishinami
This thread has pretty much confirmed that you cannot trust anyone here with any secrets or problems you might have.
Fuck all y'all. Die in a fire.
DOOT DOOT
>>10604684
About your post number.
c u lan
Fuck it, it's Saturday night, let's get fuckin' wild. 8 more!
>>10604726
Something troubling you, anon?
>>10604726
I'm already dead.
>>10604726
Only the cancerous ones like Yosuke and Rin
>>10604726
Set me ablaze, motherfucker.
>>10604726
>That's only the majority of people here. Not everyone are walking cunt machines... well, I will blurt it out when it comes to suicide.
>>10604748
Gaius
>>10604726
>mfw no one back stabs me because I can keep a fucking secret.
>>10604748
Kirino Ranmaru
>male
>>10604748
Barkis
>>10604748
Captain Underpants
>>10604748
This big pupper
>>10604777
>teleports behind you and stabs you inthe back
>>10604748
Chizuru Kashiwagi
>>10604748
Mask
http://itsalmo.st/#theultimatetributetournamentthereturn
IT'S ABOUT TO START!!
Did Yosuke tire out? What happened to posting autistically?
>>10604597
Le Chevalier d'Eon
>male
>>10604808
>falls from the sky and lands on the ground
DID SOMEONE SAY BEN DROWNED
>>10604748
Gordon Ramsay
>>10604817
Shut the fuck up.
>>10604773
Why do you have that in your poophole?
>will never crawl inside of someone and use their body as armor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btXQIZOUwJU
Five minutes for any swaps or corrections!
>>10604817
Glad to be the first game for this.
>>10604819
Junko's gone, so his reason for being around is gone, duh.
>>10604824
Jeez, it was just a bit of hype.
>Had friends into RP I considered showing HG
>Yesterday happened
They don't deserve this hell.
>>10604844
Nobody cared when you posted it like 5 minutes ago
>>10604835
just use the corpse (bones) of junko's dad
>>10604762
>Hoshi
>>10604817
The fuck is this?
>>10604805
>quickly turns around and parries the backstab with a kite shield
>performs riposte with Lothric knight sword
>you're indifferent to this
>>10604837
Is it time to go? Alriiiiiiiiight! Let's go! Go go go go goooooo! I'm ready! Super, Suuuper ready!
>>10604713
No
>>10604851
What happened yesterday?
>>10604828
For fun~
>>10604837
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>10604851
>Was it something important that everyone knows because I don't know whatever happened yesterday.
>>10604844
What's it about?
>>10604837
>Gaius is as ready as he could possibly be, considering the psychic interference around.
>(man, fuck Captcha.)
End your pathetic life already tourney guy
>>10604821
Hon hon hon~! I don't know what it is about you, but I like the French cut of your French jib!
>>10604837
>>10604642
Overseer! If you'd please.
>>10604887
mods
>>10604842
>sips
>>10604837
>Flake doesn't look ready to battle. In fact, she isn't anywhere to be seen. She's probably already hiding.
>>10604837
On with the hunt!
>>10604867
>Pets
Go back to your Discord
>>10604837
>>10604807
>>10604897
Give him my spot.
I have no such thing on my computer
>>10604887
>>10604888
>>10604886
>>10604819
I can't shitpost if they deprive me of those sweet (You)'s. Sorry, but there's just no other reason to stick around.
>>10604851
What happened yesterday?
>>10604893
I think for a week or so a guy tallies up tributes scores in games that happen whether it's his or not and everyone starts off with 1000 points and 20 points for kills and loses 20 if they are killed.
>>10604851
was it my rp
>>10604875
You're quite impressive.
>Juggling Jaguar
Post a link to Junko's secret shipping discord
>>10604941
>needing (You)'s to shitpost
Step up your game scrublord.
To be, or not to be: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them?
>>10604930
Go back to playing the victim you demented gook.
>>10604910
that's what your dad couldn't do when he was withering in pain on a hospital bed
>>10604967
>Pets
Back, to, your, Discord.
>>10604966
Lol get cancer like your dad, that'll solve your problems you drama queen.
>>10604934
*Gasp* I am touched by your magnanimity, ma chérie! I shall endeavor to claim utter victory for the both of us~!
What's with all this memery about Junko's dad?
>>10604940
I thought that glitch was gone to be frank, i feel humiliated.
>>10604940
I really like you.
>>10604897
My, I didn't expect to meet another knight of France at this place! I appreciate it, and I'll make sure to do my best in your name, my friend!
>>10604995
It's cancer, literally, his dead dad died off of cancer
Who is the most pathetic person ITT?
>>10604880
Accepted!
>>10604897
Accepted! (Also, why you gotta do this when I'm hosting and can't RP as Plague Knight. ;_;)
>>10604934
Accepted! ...This gets tiring.
>>10604887
Gonna be honest, I legit thought you posted that on purpose for a second.
HERE'S WE GOOOOOOOOO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieOZuD6-Rsw
A lot of idiots don't know how to arm C4. What a great start.
>>10604966
Macbeth > Hamlet
>>10604965
>Making original shitpost content instead of bouncing off of the big bads of HG
I'm not that talented yet...
>>10604966
Channel all that effort into writing a culinary essay next time.
>>10605024
Me. You posted this to samefag an answer saying it's me, right?
Get cancer and due in a dumpster.
You know who you are.
>>10605037
Fuck off, shitposter
>>10604978
So I was right. Good to know.
>>10605024
You.
>>10605024
Junko
>>10605030
I don't intend to uuuseee them...but I'm taking them anywaaay! 'Cause why not? Amirite?
>>10605030
>Doesn't have any weight lifting images
>>10605030
>It turns out Flake wasn't hiding, but preparing for battle. With toned muscles, Flake is ready to fight!
>>10605030
Let's go and cause some trouble!
>>10605065
Mhm, you should go back to your Discord now.
>>10605024
Hos-
>>10605042
FUCK
>>10604880
Awfully generous. Thank you, my darling.
>>10605030
Football is really more of my thing.
>>10605072
twinks like you can't lift weights anyways
Hoshi is far from the worst person here, that honor goes to Kamina
>>10605085
V I C T I M C O M P L E X
>>10605097
Okay Ramsalad/Junko
You better listen to him, he's the big dog around here.
But he's already wearing samurai armor...
Everyone knew Johnny was vain, but this vain?
>>10605011
Oh ho! It seems my reputation precedes me! Now we'll be able to do our best together, my sovereign friend!
>>10605024
King Knight is in my heart, always, so King Knight.
>>10605030
>Propeller Knight flies away.
>(~)
>>10605103
Elaborate.
>>10605092
>>10605030
>and just like that, Gaius is out already. Perhaps he shouldn't have been playing with something he has no knowledge of.
>>10605109
Oy vey, goyim! This is worse than the Shoah!
hey, uh, guys? yeah i'm about to blow your minds here but uh i'm a shitposter. literally no one, and i do mean no one, has ever shitposted in their entire life except for me
>>10605037
>I'm not that talented yet...
Then neck yourself. You're a pathetic shitposter. Either you get better RIGHT NOW or you give up forever. You disgust me.
>>10605109
>"What is he... Okay, don't judge him, don't judge him. He just has weird tastes. Probably isn't looking for a female companion or anything, given... this"
...
>Flake refuses to call the muscular man a princess though.
>>10605109
I didn't realize we were getting the ingredients for a fucking Montana BBQ.
>>10605005
I like you too!
>>10605030
I may post a lot of lewd but even i have limits, furry is a big no for me.
>>10605131
>shitposts you
>t. Not You
An arena event this early? Well, then, alright: MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS, AND PROTECT WITH YOUR LIVES!
>>10605131
but junkos dad made a shitpost when he fucked junkos mom? it struck so hard it gave him cancer
>>10605109
>Propeller Knight doesn't make a sound. He just stares off into the distance as the heavy piece of machinery gathers rust on what was once his foot.
>>10605158
can i bury my face in your ass so deep pirates will have to dig me up like buried treasure
>>10605165
STAY AWAY FROM MY FUCKING KITCHEN
>>10605165
As is customary after an arena event, no one fucking dies the next day. So, uh...celebrate being alive, I suppose. Crack open a cold one, kick your feet up, and relax.
>>10605165
OH MAAAN! YOUR SUIT OF ARMOR IS SOOO COOOL! WHERE'D YOU GE--Is that dynami--
>Gets blown to smithereens.
>>10605152
S-Sorry... I-I'll work on it...
>>10605179
Day of the Feet amirite?
>>10605165
>Flake gets a dynamite randomly thrown at her which she randomly throws around the corner. Then she makes a break for it without any concern for what happened afterwards.
>>10605213
Nah. The time has passed. Turn in your shitposter card.
>>10605176
As you wish~
>>10605165
It was the pigs I swear! They just pulled up and smoked her!
>Johnny casually kicks the gun out of sight.
>>10605203
This fucking biker has been hiding his recipe for homemade smoked paprika and it's absolutely fantastic. I have to own it.
>>10605122
No... Not really... To be honest, I don't think that I've ever heard of a knight with a helmet as fancy and unpractical as yours before this day.
>>10605165
Stand behind me! As long as I can stand, none of you shall fall! I swear it on the royal family of France!
Odds listen to music and nap
Evens vidya
>>10605213
kys, you suck. Australia is ashamed of you.
>>10605203
You owe me a new Lambo, momma.
>slaps
>>10605223
Jesus Christ, man, look at the fucking size of you. How much protein do you consume on a daily basis you fucking behemoth?
>>10605123
You don't realise that everybody you claim to have wronged you never actually did. If anything there'd be one or two examples at most, but all the rest is your twisted perception. Everybody on /sanc/ not following through with your manic plan isn't betrayal, it's having common fucking sense. You're a toxic person who fucks over others and convinces himself that he was justified in doing so.
Well, now people die. A good amount, too.
What would you rate that taxidermy, Fantano?
>>10605235
Listen to that bomb-ass album I posted, yo. It's really damn good.
>>10605203
>"I don't really think we had to kill them... I'm sure if one of us just asked they would have invited us in. Who knows, maybe I would've fit in with them..."
...
>Flake decides to drown her troubled thoughts out with alcohol.
>>10605251
>Flake isn't too unfamiliar with the smell of dead pigs. She is a hunter after all. The smell of the cocaine, however, is not one she enjoys.
>>10605219
>>10605237
I-I'm going back to the o-oldfag discord... They'll tell me how cool I am...
>>10605158
What about sfw furry?
>>10605249
Lmao, get over it, faggot.
>>10605163
yeah this rocked my world view a bit, here i thought i was a shitposting master and the only one in the entire world to do it but i guess not
>>10605167
that doesn't make sense you dumb cunt, this is why i am bar none the absolute greatest shitposter of all time
You are fucking kidding me.
>>10605247
Glad you asked! I like to start my day with a nice ribeye steak, three bowls of spaghetti and meatballs and a peanut butter shake.
You have to take a light walk right after, of course.
>>10605251
>Johnny sings his heart out to woo the lady, unaware that the rotting smell has scared her away
>>10605251
>>10605203
It seems like our plan failed the first time, but fear not my comrades! As a knight who has some experience at acting as a spy, I'll make sure this time we succeed!
Of course if we get caught I'm ready to swallow the poison.
>>10605280
>Ask for elaboration
>"lmao get over it faggot"
Thank you for showing the class your narrative is just that.
>>10605229
>A battered and bruised Propeller Knight limps his way out of the infirmary, missing both a leg and his pride.
I-Impractical? I assure you, my friend, my helmet is FAR from impractical. Why, it's the very thing that gives me the power of flight! Observe, and prepare to be amazed!
>As quickly as he finishes talking, he activates his helmet. The gust from said helmet quickly knocks the wounded Propeller Knight off his feet and right onto the ground.
>>10605298
>"Stay calm. Stay calm! This was just an accident. He should've known I'm not able to use those sorts of tools. They're human weapons!"
>Flake continues reassuring herself that this murder is not her fault. Eventually she hides the gun and makes a quick getaway.
>>10605298
>>10605298
Hey, dweebs, catch!
>Johnny tosses a pound of TNT from his window at Kosaku who catches it in confusion
>Johnny then drives off and makes sure to not look at the explosion. Gotta keep it cool.
>>10605320
Nah, spergs like you deserve to eat b8, you bring it upon yourself. Literally nobody cares, git gud.
...Is that a record for closest Arena events? Because I don't think they're coded to any closer than "A1->N#->D#->A2".
An infinite mass of planets is smaller than the infinite size of space
>>10605314
Dibs on horse
>>10605344
...
>Flake decides against saying anything, just like always.
KILL YOURSELF VERT
I don't enjoy back-to-back peace. Nor do I enjoy that second event, even if I thought the Silence of the Lambs reference was clever at the time.
>>10605347
It's too late at night to think.
>>10605344
Hold on I'll show you something better than that I just need to find it.
>>10605344
>Johnny watches as Anthony spams E on his keyboard.
>He shrugs it off and continue to fruitlessly try to solve his rubik cube
>>10605373
>>10604895
Ok anon
>>10605344
Hey, Could I get a medic bag here? I got a bullet in all of my limbs and I'm barely walking. Please help.
>>10605382
We got, like, millions of dollars. Just buy your Bugatti or whatever you need, you stupid idiot.
>>10605335
How prophetic of you, Johnny.
>>10605403
I think you're doing a good thing. People who appreciate things tend to be a silent majority. Don't let the spergs discourage you. At the end of the day, they're just mad they didn't get high scores.
>>10605413
Why couldn't escape from the air bag factory...
>>10605382
>>10605413
>"I don't get it... People are getting upset about me taking what's important here. A stone tablet isn't going to keep us warm in the winter, but enough of these certainly will..."
>Flake continues gathering t-shirts which she will sew together later.
That didn't work so well for the last tribute who had one, Fantano. I recommend against it.
>>10605373
Why is this almost every thread now
>>10605325
>As the other knight falls to the ground, d'Eon jumps back to make sure he doesn't get cut by the blades of the helmet
I-I see.
>Having no idea about how the helmet is supposed to work, d'Eon assumes that the other knight's demonstration was a success
So it's supposed to surprise the enemy when you fall? It's embarrassing to admit it, but it seems like your helmet actually works...
>>10605279
I could care less about those.
...
I'm going to go lie down for a moment.
>>10605441
>"He... could just buy it, right?"
...
>Flake turns away from the man and speaks.
Use the money.
>>10605483
But it's not the same. I took all the effort to steal this car, but buying one now just feels... lazy, to put it bluntly.
>Ultron is on
Fuck yee!
>>10605482
>Amidst the chaos, Flake manages to escape using her superior speed. Something ends up distracting her though.
>"Wait a second...! How many of them just died? Am I the only one left?!"
>A bullet grazes her fur. She can celebrate later, for now she has to get away.
C-Congratulations...FLAKE!
You survived 3 1/2 days with 3 arena events because what the fuck is balanced RNG?
(Pssst...I need a source for the wincard.)
>21st birthday yesterday
>Had a great time with friends and family
>come back here
>See all the shitpost
>realize I'm wasting my youth pretending to be fictional characters while my grandfather fought for his country when he was my age.
Idk...
I like it here, but I've got a bad taste in my mouth today.
>>10605373
I know the guy is a punching bag but this is getting stale.
>>10605444
>His head is being repeatedly slammed into the pavement as he struggles to fight against the incredibly light breeze emerging from his helmet.
M-Merci beaucoup...
>After an awkwardly long moment of silence, it's made apparent that Propeller Knight is now unconscious, but fashionably so!
>>10605482
>>10605508
>26 minutes
Is this the fastest 48-man game ever?
Anywho, congratulations.
To Tourny Anon: I am so, so sorry you have to manually count the kills from 3 Arenas.
>>10605508
Congrats and thanks for hosting.
>>10605505
>The Generalissimo raises his hand to acknowledge his adoring fan(s).
>>10605508
Thanks for the game, o' gracious and noble host!
>>10605513
Don't take HG so seriously dude, this is just a side thing for most of us.
>>10605508
Congratulations.
And thank you for your hard work, Host!
Bazongles!
>>10605508
Congratulations. And thank you for the match.
>>10605513
BUT IN OTHER NEWS HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRIEND
>>10605501
It's your fault. Not mine.
>Flake begins walking away immediately after that utterance.
>"Damnit... I probably could've worded that better..."
>>10605508
>"Again with this question? I really need to figure out what people mean when they ask for my source. I'm starting to hear it all the time..."
...
>Flake stares uncomfortably at the host.
>>10605535
>>10605535
Awww darn...I didn't get very far at all! I'll try harder next game!
Thanks for the gaaame hosty host.
>>10605513
Happy 21st. Sorry things here went to shit like this.
>>10605535
5th place, huh? Pretty good if I do say so myself. Thanksthony Gametano.
>>10605566
Can we atleast switch cars? You probably won't care, right?
>>10605538
>>10605544
>>10605548
>>10605558
>>10605580
Thanks for playing!
>>10605566
...Your source. Where you come from. Don't toy with me, fuckboy, this is entirely OOC. You want a wincard, right?
>>10605513
a bad taste is what junkos dad had when he was dying off of cancer
>>10605589
Look at her image. She does this all the time.
>>10605587
Thankthony Playtano!
>>10605604
Oh.
...She?!
>>10605619
Boy, I assure you this is not the first time you're gonna make this mistake around here.
>>10605602
There's scraping the barrel.
Then there's breaking up the boards of the barrel.
Then there's this. This is just fucking pathetic man. You can do much better than this.
>>10605513
>First off, do not let some salty shitposters going ape shit over someone they hated returning get to you. Just ignore their autism.
>Second, sorry it's late, but happy birthday!
>>10605508
>>10605535
>Gives the host and winner a Generico plush doll
>>10605634
I meant last I'm dumb.
>>10605535
Thanks for the game and congrats.
>>10605519
>As the knight's brain is probably in the middle of turning into a shake as his helmet is going on a rampage, d'Eon is still convinced that it's correctly working
...
>After the knight passes out, to break the awkward silence d'Eon starts clapping
I-I see, that was impressive.
>>10605640
that's what the doctors said to junkos dad after the first few chemos
>>10605619
Nothony Probtano.
>>10605513
Happthony Birthtano.
>>10605587
>Flake continues walking. She doesn't have a car to give anyways, so it's probably just better if she leaves. She doesn't understand the subject at all.
>>10605589
>Flake begins sweating uncomfortably. This conversation is just getting worse and worse.
>"I can barely understand this guy... A source is where I come from, alright, but what's that other stuff? Ooc? Wincard? There's too many things I don't know about conversation here..."
...
>The wolf averts eye contact, hoping the host doesn't notice.
>>10605640
They can't. This is all they have.
>>10605634
It's not the first, and it sure as hell won't be the last.
>>10605644
Uhhh...thanks. I'll put it next to the Fyxe plush I got IC.
>>10605648
Thanks for playing!
>>10605659
>Pets the creature.
>>10605546
>>10605562
>>10605582
>>10605602
>>10605642
>>10605658
Yeah.... thank you all guys
>>10605589
I can't find it but I remember back to back arenas in a game.
I know Junko's a Garbage Human, but don't you think cancer jokes are a little far?
Okay, what the fuck happened yesterday that everyone's got their knickers in a bunch about
>>10605661
at least i still have my dad unlike you
>>10605678
Fuck off whiteknight
>>10605668
>Flake instinctively backs away from the incoming pet.
...
>"What... What was that? Should I be more cautious? I was assuming friendly conversation but this seems like it's taken a turn..."
>The wolf's muscles tighten. If the host tries to assault her again she's ready to defend herself. Or run.
>>10605678
Nope, they're pretty funny and Juncuck's a deplorable lolcow.
>>10605678
They are a bit too far. Shitpost the one you actually have problems with.
Only little bitch children go for family members.
Fuck your whore mouth off Sunset
Jesus Christ, Flake, you have like, no image results. This wincard is going to be a bit tricky.
>>10605674
That's possible? Christ.
>>10605704
o shit lmao
>>10605681
Sunset got btfo'd
>>10605687
If that is what you require, milady.
your dad lmao
>some nigger oldfag
Any reason why shitposters have been in full force the past few days?
>>10605725
Details?
>Cancer post
>Dad post
Literal entry level shitpost. Come up with something original you autist, no wonder Suz could derail a thread easily if all you do is parrot one line.
>>10605721
Flake is from 123Beast by okayado
>>10605732
Fuck off Ahri
>>10605711
Fucking this.
Family members are low blow, and frankly it's pathetic. Especially if they're dead. You people are like playground bullies going after a kid who's parents died...albeit the kids a rat bastard who should be beat the fuck up, it doesn't mean his parents should be brought into it. Have some fucking human decency.
>>10605721
Flake from 12 Beasts. Took me 5 seconds.
>>10605721
>"Guess not... I'd better just leave before this gets too awkward..."
>Flake turns quickly and begins casually walking away from the host. In the mean time, she'll probably try to figure out what ooc and wincard mean.
>>10605535
Thanks for this opportunity
>Guderianfag
/ofh/
>>10605747
>resorting to namedropping
Pathetic
>>10605762
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>10605751
>human decency
Lol, we're talking about Junko here. There's no decency needed when talking about him or his parents.
>>10605721
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=flake_(12_beast)
>High possibility Junko will die of cancer like his dad
B E S T TIMELINE
>>10605659
But we just stole them, c'mon, a quick trade.
>Anthony grabs onto the wolf-woman's shoulder to try and stop her in her tracks.
Hot
>>10605774
edgy kid, you are one strong boy behind your monitor
>>10605751
>>10605774
This tee bee haitch.
>>10605774
It's just Yosuke posting stuff he's too scared to say with his face. Le being shitposter, amirite?
>>10605774
>>10605794
Well then have the decency he won't. Memes aside, how about you take the high road? It's one thing to shitpost human trash, but it's another thing to bring in his loved ones, it's fucking pathetic.
>>10605790
Lmao kys
>>10605734
>>10605754
No, I know her source, but I'm finding almost zero images for her.
>>10605780
Oh. Thanks, anon!
>>10605757
Thanks for playing!
>>10605793
I'd say it in his face as well. All the more fun.
Kill yourself Suz, at least stop whiteknighting your garbage friend as anon.
>>10605774
>>10605784
>>10605794
Say it with your faces. You won't.
>>10605785
>Flakes entire body rotates the moment a hand is laid upon her shoulder, ready to defend herself from whatever grabbed onto her.
...
>But she stops. It's just this guy again.
>"I have to get the message across somehow. I'm not interested in cars, whatever they are. I'm not interested!"
...
Waste somebody else's time.
DES
>>10605803
that's what the doctors said when they saw junko crying over his daddy
pathetic!
>>10605809
Then do the first step and say it with your ava, but I bet you don't even have the balls to do that
>>10605809
You. Won't.
>>10605826
le funny man
>>10605826
2edgy5me
>tfw genuinely laughing at the thought of Junko's dad dying of C A N C E R
You guys turned me into a monster but lmao
>>10605784
It certainly is. I'm right here with you brother.
>>10605847
I almost cut myself there
>>10605826
say it with your face your fucking faggot.
You'll ignore this too, like the weak little bitch you are, or try to change topics to avoid needing to do so.
Someone make a new thread or post the roll chart.
>>10605857
They're too worried about "M-Muh rep". They might call you a whiteknight though. Gotta misdirect after all.
>>10605870
>>10605858
Why isn't Gemini Plusle and Minun?
>>10605857
Fuck off whiteknight
>It's a Junko samefagging as anon for relevancy episode
Sigh
>>10605857
hahahahaha, how pathetic. follow suit like junkos dead and drop 6 down under
>>10605880
"Muh rep"
>jerking it motion.
Fucking. Pathetic. I bet they """Secretly""" get off to being cucked too.
>>10605881
My paint skills are on point
>>10605837
I'd have to go to Morganfield first and that's too long of a drive. Kind of unlucky, but just like your dad, you're not any effort.
>>10605881
>>10605881
Fuck off back to Facebook faggot
>>10605916
Hon hon?
>>10605896
>like junkos dead and drop 6 down under
>>10605893
>>10605896
>>10605919
>t. bullied kids trying to act though
>>10605919
>Having to drive to an extremely specific place to post with your ava
That sounds like a real hassle.
>>10605939
me on the right
>>10605916
I think this chart is trying to tell me something...
>>10605939
not him, but he means six feet down under
aka die
>>10605938
>I tought this was a pretty obvious hint
>>10605956
Let your imagination decides for you.
Goodnight thread.
>>10605939
No time for proper English when you gotta shitpost.
>>10605824
Wow, jeez, Alright. No reason to be a fussy little baby about it though.
>Anthony walks in the other direction with angry stomps, getting back into the car he didn't want
>>10605971
Have a good night!
>>10605881
bam. done. it's settled.
>>10605948
desu I just think it's funny that a 30+ year old male fagging a loli is trying to garner sympathy over his dad dying of cancer like lmao go visit his grave
>>10605988
lol gay
>>10605988
God? I thought you hated me...
>>10605994
you know it bbby. gimme dem kissu.
>>10605988
that's like my one
>>10605849
What the hell are you doing here cereal box?
>>10605971
Nighto!
>>10605971
Goodnight, lady who needs to put on some panties.
>>10605949
You're not worth any effort Juncuck, you're a lulcow and your dad's a cancerous failure. It just became fatal for him. Sad!
>let me show how the shitposting doesn't bother me
>by replying to every shitpost that's about me
To : Everyonr
>>10605971
Goodnight bby.
>Gives your cunny a goodnight lick
>tfw Junko is cancer embodied so he cannot die of cancer
:(
>>10606017
>Not worth the effort
Then why bother shitposting if you're not willing to go whole hog?
>>10606015
THAT ISN'T EVEN FUCKING COOKED
>>10606017
Now you're just being pathetic and acting like a kid resorting to the same roast again and again...
>>10606033
Unlucky :(
>>10606024
Come at me scrublord, I'm ripped.
>>10606041
But I'm not going to waste gas on a lolcow???
>people are openly welcoming ERP in HG
What the fuck? You guys call people cancer for less than that.
>>10606024
Do you know who I am, kid? I'm Anthony frickin' Fantano.
>>10606042
Please don't talk shit about my Husband MC Ride's cooking. He is a good cook.
>Nothony Pictano
>>10606066
ERP is less cancerous than us
>>10606066
We're forging alliances with our most hated enemies to unite against the Prussians.
>>10606012
That means there's a banana flavored cereal. You better surrender your secrets.
>>10606017
Pathetic. Keep hiding behind your precious anonymity. It suits you.
>>10606066
It's just Nui, not even from ERP.
>>10606066
I gave up on trying to shitpost people away. It was all over when """""we""""" accepted furries and ponies as a normal thing in hg.
>>10606076
You can't see me, just like your dad.
>>10606077
That's what I meant by ERP tho. Why did we shitpost Red when he RPed pokemon lewds but not this shit?
>>10606063
>Not wanting to waste gas
Fucking make like the ex-lead singer of likin park.
You either devote yourself to the craft, or you go the fuck home.
You sicken me.
>>10606098
>we
>>10606076
I would say it to your real face, not some loli you're in love with. Kek!
>>10606094
But Furries and ponyfags RP and host games. That shit isn't even HG
>Playgroud insults are now shitpost
Is this the new "Fuck off shitposter?