/hg/
>does jaded oldfag things
Post your favorite albums/tracks
>>10601510
>>10601593
Spicy hot wings, not too big a fan of them but i figured i would give them another shot.
You two up to anything?
>>10601555
If you could, could use this image if it isn't too much trouble?
>>10601642
H-Hey! Your lips away from the undisputed god, ok? I know you want to worship me, but that's really weird
>>10601720
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tG35R8F2j8k
Bruh don't even get me started
>>10601720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZ_3F93hgZw
>>10601720
https://youtu.be/hcLm1q9Z7-M
>>10601691
>Anthony poster
Nice.
>the junko info gave me a lot of other info about him
well part 2 soon if i can bother
>>10601720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKcIedFBiVU
>>10601727
Just hanging out until the next game.
>>10601668
Nope, I was there for a job. That job happened to be right under the rollercoaster, which is why I took the pic. It's just a landmark.
I could go drive there if I wanted to though, it's only like a hour away.
>Zer0 meditates in the corner, the silence surrounding him so thick that you cannot even hear him breathe, if he even does breathe.
>>10601731
>Well, shitbiscuits, I've already pretty much figured out the design. Do you mind if it's another image?
>>10601740
>Who are you so I can kiss you?
>>10601751
Go to bed, Rin.
>>10601720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhT0g9jULpw
>>10601739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XI1DD_vJuY
>>10601765
gimmie a peck
>>10601765
I don't mind at all, it was only optional.
>>10601751
You're so pathetic, your life revolves around someone pretending to be a girl in some RNG game based threads. Get A Life
>>10601727
>Not liking hot wings
Wew, but it's understandable. Spicy food isn't for everyone. I'm just working on my folder for SAW, or to be more accurate, I SHOULD be working on it.
>evaporates your clothes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUHTMCjXybI
i think i broke the game
>>10601720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAKxOw6qtRA
>>10601802
Froze
>>10601766
wrong but I already found a home
address and high school lol
>>10601788
tb.h finding stuff like this is fun for reactions like this
>>10601802
Suz
>>10601802
Powdered Toast Man
>>10601781
>Gives peck in a non-gay way.
>>10601785
>Alrighty. It should be done in a few minutes.
>>10601802
Zer0
>>10601720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtfd69DfOak
>>10601802
Literally me
>>10601802
The Highlander
>>10601802
Trannyfucker Anthony Cumia
>>10601809
>primus
kino
>>10601802
Naoe Yamato
>>10601802
Johnny
>>10601802
Ocelotte
>>10601720
On phone so I can't link properly but I've been listening to My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy lately
>>10601668
>>10601763
just checked, it's only 45 minutes away.
>>10601802
Josh Redgrove
>>10601821
Tired Iris
>>10601802
Mixmaster
>>10601802
Ryougi Shiki
>>10601802
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>10601802
Disco Inferno
>>10601802
Araragi Karen
>>10601802
Shitposter
>>10601802
Anthony Fantano
>>10601739
>3005
>not Sweatpants or Bonfire
I rate you a 1 out of 10. Please get better taste.
>>10601740
Never heard of this, but it ain't too bad. 5 out of 10.
>>10601747
Not the biggest fan of Fun., but I can appreciate their work. 6 out of 10
>>10601757
Not really feeling this track. 3 out of 10.
>>10601772
Probably my favorite Metallica albums. 8 out of 10
>>10601802
Lana's mother
>>10601802
Arashi
>>10601777
Checked
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o51IXCHPnoM
>>10601802
Gascoigne
>I loved that game.
>>10601802
ChouChou
>>10601802
Diabetes Boy
>>10601802
Mirai
>>10601802
Miku's ass
>>10601802
Togame
>>10601802
Puru Eight
>>10601802
>fuck I remember this game
Lum!
>>10601802
Windows XP-chan
>>10601802
Rip van Winkle
For those of you who haven't been notified, the Folder Building Guide has been updated. There's still plenty of time before SAW, don't get caught with a shitty folder. They say, having a good folder is one of the ingredients to motivated RP. Check it out.
https://pastebin.com/Za0dWEtv
>>10601802
Gem knight Topaz
>>10601802
hajime ichinose
2 more
>>10601802
Aron
>>10601864
>Implying I don't also fucking love those
>I don't see Firefly or Urn anywhere
Excuse me, but please die
>>10601802
Hakuno Kishinami
>>10601862
Fuck off nigger, we don't want you here
>>10601849
DAMNIT ANON I WAS GOING TO PICK HIM UP REEEEEEE
>>10601926
hi asellus
>>10601757
Ah, sounds good!
>>10601795
Yeah, but i wanted to try again, i liked them when i was little.
What is SAW by the way?
>>10601915
Nui
>>10601930
But I do like her
>>10601934
You can have it. I wasn't gonna ava him anyway.
>>10601930
**We** do.
>Kills you all
swaps and stuff
>>10601930
Don't like it? Leave.
>>10601930
kys
>>10601943
>Puts this link in your butt.
https://pastebin.com/7By5t96c
>>10601846
Lucky. It's every auto enthusiasts dream to drive on the track
>>10601953
>>10601851
>>10601943
>>10601930
>I don't want you here
FTFY
Also have another (You)
>>10601952
>>10601956
Fuck off white knights
>Photoshop freezes and then crashes because I decided to add a color to Swatches.
>I-It might be a bit longer than a few minutes now, Arstotzka guy.
>>10601953
The time for killing.
I cannot wait any more.
Begin the bloodshed.
>>10601953
Let's do this.
>>10601979
fuck off shitposter
>>10601950
Don't make me feel like an arse now. I was motivated to watch the series again but I couldn't decide whether to pick up him or the fatass.
GOODNIGHT!
>>10601924
Those 2 were the first that came to my mind, the most iconic tracks from Childish Gambino.
>>10601953
This is certainly a.. unique kind of roster. Lots of anime in it, and I'm not the biggest fan of anime. 4 out of 10.
>>10601979
>Coming from a Black knight
Top fucking kek
>Laughs while obsessively polishing armor.
>>10601935
>Hi.
>>10601953
Embarrassment is coming, so I guess i'll try my best.
swap's done
>>10601953
Looks about right. Let's do this thing.
>>10601943
Someone else can explain it better than me. I'm a bit green myself but I'm looking forward to it!
>>10601953
Get on with it.
>>10601965
Well I'm no car enthusiast and I cannot even afford my own car since I'm a student and earn no money.
When I was there I saw a lot of loud and expensive looking cars there though and I heard anyone can pay to drive on it.
I was there with another guy who was actually a car enthusiast and told me a lot of trivia about the place.
Where's the appeal in this one? The curves?
>>10601953
Oh wowzers! I managed to make it juuust in time! Now lets go, go, gooooo!
>>10602008
It's the only religion left that is against degeneracy
>>10602008
Is this real
Nigga why though
>>10602013
Well that was predictable.
>>10601991
You mean Parker? Yeah, still you should really ava one of them, it would be like a blast to the past, I insist.
>>10602013
WAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT!!!! Are you gonna follow the orders of some asshole? You're a big powerful hunter! You don't have to take orders from anybody!
>>10602041
>slaps ass
Mmm boypussy
>>10602013
Nyahahaha! You better know your place! Don't mess with an elite!
>>10602026
https://pastebin.com/7By5t96c
>>10602013
What are you doing with my apartment!?
>>10602041
are you black irl
>>10602038
Alright then I'll pick up the stone looking one, Josh. Been, years since I last seen the series so it'll be a good nostalgia blast.
>>10601953
Shoot, off by one.
>>10601963
>visible pleasure
Ah, not going to be part of that likely, i can only do very little so i just stick to Nui.
>>10601968
Thank you, kind ruby!
>>10602056
Anon, I'm starting to get more worried about when and where you're watching me.
>>10602065
>Strange question
>But no
>>10601956
Why are you such a white knight towards that guy?
>>10602041
>big powerful hunter
For you
>>10601979
Just because you are unable to enjoy their presence does not mean that we must follow your poor judgement.
>>10602013
>>10602062
>Zer0's faceplate projection broadcasts the following symbol right as he's surprised by the superhero hiding in the barrel: "!?"
>He throws the barrel off to the side, smashing it on the ground, before preemptively placing his hand around his katana's handle.
Is this hide and seek?
That thing was no apartment.
It was a barrel.
>>10602077
Good luck, buddy.
it's a virus
: o
>>10602082
That's fine, do what makes you happy.
>>10602029
>can't get a job because too busy thirsting after anime girls on 4chan
Ftfy
>>10602008
Who is this bitch and why should I care?
>>10602088
when are you playing tiz again fuckboi
>>10602013
Ah, well. Probably not my day.
>>10602090
Because we fight for our friends.
>Ike.ogg
>>10602103
You speak so kindly~
>>10602090
Because I know the person and they're one of the nicest people I've ever met, almost obnoxiously nice. They don't deserve to be shitposted for doing absolutely nothing wrong here.
>>10602082
>>10602103
Does that include being an ERP shitter on the wrong thread?
>>10601831
So how is it coming along, pretty nicely?
Badda bing badda boom, Photoshop saved it before it crashed. I hope it's alright, I didn't have much to work with in the ideas department.
>>10602099
Zero I'm 100% sure we can't back out of this now. It's a bit late my dude.
>>10602114
>Fuck it, I'll use him tomorrow for a bit
>I can't promise how good or accurate he'll be but I'll play him just to make you happy anon
his face tells that it's not ok
i think
>>10602098
Fuck now I'm excited to watch it again
>>10602159
thanks <3
>>10602145
I think it's cute.
>>10602148
Oh thanks! Now all other countries will cower before our land!
>>10602165
Please help me. I think you got the wrong guy, there's tons of "cute anime girls" as you call them, and I'm just some melon-headed music nerd. Please let me go.
>>10602165
You better thank me properly! It's not every day I lend a hand to random people in need after all!
>>10602171
>ERP
>cute
???
>>10602165
The horror!
>>10602179
Kys
>Sweden
>>10602165
I have money and I want to forget a lot of what happened today. Bartender, we're gonna become really close friends.
>>10602165
I would hope theres some tranny porno for me
>>10602099
>>10602159
>The assassin gazes from left to right, examining the border for any possible weaknesses. As he turns back to Yamato, his face projection says it all: "X"
Futile, so futile...
>>10602165
The perfect present.
Is it Christmas already?
Thank you Santa Claus.
>>10602179
>Glory to Arstotzka!
when will the futa idol come back
i wanna see hoshi get fucked
>>10602199
I know, but Nuiposter is adorable. But that's me personally. She's no threat, really. Don't go down that hater's road.
>>10602167
https://putlocker.rs/watch/mr-meaty.q4z3/6j65np
>>10602221
Since when do you have such a live and let live mentality
>>10602221
I'm not hating, just that ERP isn't cute
>>10602165
>The arrow zooms RIIIGHT past her head! she could hear the whooshing of it as it zips right next to her.
HOLY MOLLY! HEY WATCH WHERE YOU AIM THAT THING! YOU COULD'VE REALLY HURT SO--
>Hajime slowly turns around to see the other girl with an arrow square in her face.
--meone...wowzers that looks like it really hurts.
2 HOURS REMAIN
http://itsalmo.st/#theultimatetributetournamentthereturn
suz is not me
>>10602221
Aww, you're a very pleasant lad yourself!
>>10602171
>thinking bringing shit that clearly doesn't belong here is cute
And you wonder why only your oldfag buttbuddies like you.
>>10602221
>purposely do something in a thread that isn't meant for it
>when you could just do it in the thread that's meant for it
>cute
I don't get the joke
>>10602204
That better not be the chef
>>10602214
I know buddy, we'll just have to get out of this arena the good ol' fashioned way. Murder, lots and lots of murder.
>>10602239
I've never tried a symbolic killing before but.....shit I never really thought what this would symbolize. Dammit, I didn't mean to be a GRASShole Dach.
>>10602239
dang, I'm better at this archery then I thought
>>10602238
where this be
>>10602238
What is this
>>10602239
Goottta get fit! Gotta get fit! Really gotta work that...whatever push ups and sits up help with, I dunno.
>>10602241
Oh and if you were serious about improving you can always at least read session in the erp thread. They'll give you a general idea of what to do and all that.
>>10602253
>implying he is anything like me
I am offended
>>10602231
I sorted myself out.
>>10602232
Well, what can you do? Appreciate it or walk by. It's no biggie.
>>10602247
Salt is bad for your health.
>>10602249
You can do whatever you want here. Nobody can stop you. Nobody can stop Nui
>>10602241
Haha, don't mind. It's just how I am.
>>10602013
>Without syrma's help, ChouChou wastes a lot of time while running away from the cornucopia
>>10602165
>>10602211
What? I just found this weird books with images and hide them for fun
boys that look like girls should be illegal
*scooters*
I'm moving down to LA
>>10602299
I wish you'd do the same sometimes
>>10602303
Do your worst.
>>10602302
Oh yeah, for sure... I believe you! Mhm.
>>10602311
My dad just lost his battle with cancer
>>10602303
A smokescreen? Zero I swear this better not be a betrayal. Somethings moving!
>>10602311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_UpLtGEWoY
>>10602311
Cool. Hope you enjoy humid climates and hillbillies. If you hear banjos in the bayous you better run.
>>10602316
I try when it's harmless. But sometimes you have to speak your mind..
horrific accident as flying gun hits and kills woman at 1000 miles per hour
>>10602280
Well why Sweden of all countries?
>>10602386
Because I'm Swedish
>>10602299
>I sorted myself out
But why? How? We used to get into fights over almost this subject exactly.
>>10602395
Ah okay, didn't think it was a coincidence.
>>10602239
The Wasteland...
>>10602262
>Zer0's faceplate symbol changes to: ">:)".
You may be the first.
Just standing in front of me,
an easy target.
>>10602331
>Suddenly, a hand shoots out from the darkness and grabs onto Yamato's wrist like a vice. A familiar, digitized voice reaches him from within the smoke.
The biggest mistake
was attacking a killer.
>Then, from within the smoke, a katana blade shoots out and stops right as it touches Yamato's neck, right above his Adam's apple.
What are your last words?
>>10602377
A terrible song,
I absolutely hate it.
Seven out of ten.
>>10602395
>Your country makes amazing metal.
>>10602404
don't go in there
>>10602420
Norway's metal > Sweden's metal
>>10602395
Your country makes amazing EDM
>>10602399
I don't see the point of it anymore and doing so won't make me feel better.
https://www.f-list.net/c/michiru_matsushima
https://www.f-list.net/c/rinnu%20kagamine
>>10602278
I was, i want everybody to have fun~
>>10602299
Well you're as sweet as sugar!
>>10602430
A-are you bringing back (You)s?
>>10602299
But seriously, my point still stands. ERPing here would be like putting nachos in a fridge: it doesn't belong there, ruins it for everyone and is just plain fucking stupid.
Believe me, I'm not trying to hate on you or Nui. I'm just saying that this doesn't belong here and shouldn't be endorsed by anyone. Specially you.
a little
>>10602443
That's kind of depressing, in a way.
JOHN MADDEN
>>10602420
>>10602458
Oh.....hey Zero. Buddy, pal, guy. My last words won't be heard by you, unfortunately. Because, I have a backup plan. RIP IT'S GARBAGE DAY~
oh.OH I SEE
>>10602439
>I'm not too into black metal, desu, even if I respect Burzum, Emperor, and the lot. Give me death metal: Dismember, In Flames, At the Gates, etc.
>>10602503
Garbage Day...?
>>10602458
>event_death.txt
Terrible...
>>10602452
>I want everyone to have fun
Cut out that mindset and you'll have your fun. A major rule is that the only people that matter are you and your partner. You'll always have people shitposting at you so get used to it.
woman killed by machete maniac in brutal murder plot
I sexually identify as an attack helicopter. Stop trying to oppress me.
>>10602537
Why do I feel some strange commitment to hang out with this little girl?
>>10602466
It's not ruining it for me, I'll speak for myself only. I'm not endorsing anything.
>>10602478
Oh well. I don't know what to say.
>>10602452
How'd you find this place anyway?
>>10602531
Do you see what I'm talking about when I say friends are important?
>>10602537
H-holy shit I can't believe that worked. Hey guys! I just outsmarted a robot assassin! did it just get really cold for you g-
>>10602537
OHHHH! Did you do that? Are you gonna chop it up and turn it into a buncha special lookin' snowflak--
>She then proceeds to get smashed.
>>10602541
Fucking attack choppers giving us cargo helicopters a bad name.
>>10602589
Fwofwofwofwoop
and it happens again
Is Reigen here?
>>10602197
Do you have this kino photo?
>shoots you
>>10602541
>Suppresses you instead
>>10602605
>I need to build up Anthony's folder, so thanks.
>>10602239
Just die already! I'm hungry!
>>10602458
I was going to handicap myself out of respect, but...fine.
>>10602560
I don't either, it's odd seeing you so mellowed out.
>>10602603
No living thing can avoid my machine gun
>>10602610
Good evening everyon---
>Is shot
W-why...?
>Ahri collapses to the ground.
>>10602574
Friends are still useless.
>Zer0 pauses. Then, his faceplate lights up again: "<3".
But, accomplices can be
very important.
>>10602610
>hits your pressure points
OMAE WA MOU SHINDERU
>>10602535
I know that, after all i still am sticking around, i meant people who try to have fun with me~
>>10602560
Took part in /b/ threads that rarely show up, remember some links leading here and how you guys have a general thread here up 24/7, and took note that i can use avas here, so i figured it would be nice to stick around!
>>10602639
>Tosses the kitsune a senzu bean
>>10602611
GET OUT OF HERE TOM!
acting stunt gone wrong as conductor is killed in a freak accident
>>10602639
Because you-
>>10602655
Fuck off Kenshiro
>>10602560
You are doing so by letting it be here when it shouldn't.
And sure, you might not mind, but other people do. Don't think you get the rights to say anything you want just because you're one of the ebin oldfags, specialy considering you reputation.
>>10602661
more pls
>>10602627
Nice robot
>>10602677
glad I chewed some dip a few minutes ago
>>10602665
>The senzu bean helps to revive the kitsune.
O..Oh.. Ow... That hurt. But thank you!
>She brushes herself off, then nods with a smile.
>asgore hosts
>every oldfag shows up to shitpost and derail the thread
>len hosts
>nothing happens
>>10602728
>talking to junko
Why are you doing this to yourself?
>>10602677
Aw
>>10602697
As you wish~
>>10602639
Good evening, Ms Ahri. How are you faring this even-
>watches you collapse from the gunshot.
Ph-phoenix down! Someone bring me a phoenix down!
>>10602661
Well your folder is pretty good. Just brush up on that writing and keep improving. You seem somewhat positive and optimistic so keep that as well, it's a nice quality.
>>10602751
I have no clue how I made it this far
>>10602700
I prefer my Qubeley from what I've seen in the simulations.
>>10602751
I thought I was too light...
>>10602733
>Capra is is also Vorgore's """""""""""rival"""""""""""
^^733
you are not right
>>10602733
But Juncuck is here?
>>10602728
Ahri..............
>>10602728
>She grinned, regarding the fox woman smugly
Nihihi~ No problem, now you owe me.
>>10602746
>kissu
Mirai x Junko would make a great ship
>now you owe me
ahri.............................ship now
>>10602733
>did not join the shitposting
>get lumped in with the shitposters just for being an oldfag
Pls, no r00d.
Hello
>Kamen rider kicks down the door of the thread and begins facefucking the nearest loli
Where are the lolis?
Ahri............................. you owe me....................... or else.................................................. just like jo..............................
>junko
>>10602630
I used to be very emotional and opinionated about these kinds of things because I really thought I could change the place with my ideals. But I've come to realize that I'm just really happy people are posting right now. Just posting, about whatever it is.
>>10602661
People are going to tell you how to post here and stuff, they're not wrong, you're not wrong either. But there's a lot of ways to enjoy this place, you should get to enjoy them all.
>>10602692
My reputation as an oldfag is worthless. You'll do more damage trying to control what people post here instead of encouraging your own way of posting. It's good to have a lot of different things around here, if there' anything I do encourage, it's people being able to like what they like, be able to tell others people what they like openly, and compliment other people they like.
I would suggest you spend more time being concerned about what you like instead of trying to kick down other people. It doesn't help anybody in the end. Trust me, I used to think like you back then.
>>10602789
I owe you? Ah... That seems rather unfair but... I can't deny that you did a good thing for me...
>>10602748
A-ah, It's okay! Really! But thank you!
winner next
>>10602767
A Qubey????
>>10602808
>>10602836
You seem kind of upset...
>>10602856
Well duh! You totally would have died without my help! It's obvious, right?
>>10602865
Little did you know, I'm a licensed masseuse
>>10602753
I will try my best~
>>10602850
Well i seem to be having fun already!
>>10602856
ahri..........you owe me..................my fat girlcock......................it aches.................for you
>>10602867
A Qubeley. It's what I pilot?
>>10602885
Up. Set~
Rammy......................................................................am now ship ahri.......................................sorry..
>junko
>>10602881
Then that's a good thing.
Nui will probably be your main character for a while from the looks of it.
>>10602911
Uuuuuuuuuuup. Seeeeeeeeeeet~~~
the fuck man
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>junko
>>10602926
Ya got wheezed everyone!
>>10602936
fuck off crendor
>>10602926
Oh well, guess I was the dark horse going in. Congrats to the victor
I love... MIRAI!!!
people with diabetes should be killed
pick a template
http://imgur.com/a/rD6Vn
>>10602877
Well... I suppose you're right...
>Ahri scratches the back of her head.
Wouldn't I just come back to life after a minute or so?
That's how this place works, right?
>>10602947
L-Love you too.
>>10602896
Can I ride in it
>>10602856
What was that she gave you? Some sort of elixer? I could make use of such an item.
>>10602921
Most certainly, she sticks to me the very well~
>elixer
um
>>10602960
That's not what your dad said to you, you useless faggot
>>10602948
Congrats and thanks for the game.
>>10602948
Len if you please!
>>10602961
How about no.
>>10602952
Ahri.....................i need you..............my girlcock..........it needs..........your tight throat..............................
done
>>10602850
Well, I hope you manage to stay on the chill path. For what it's worth, I respect you just a little more after reading this.
>>10602907
giving them (you)'s doesn't make you look any better, stop being dumb.
>>10602850
So basically you're saying that I can do whatever the fuck I want, as long as I'm having fun?
Because that's what I'm getting, that you'd be fine with me posting gore, scat, furry, bullying others, making autistic polls and roll charts and/or being an overall shitter like Bolin while making everyone hate me, just because I was having """fun""".
If that's what you think, then boy, aren't you stupid.
>>10602985
Ahri...............break up the ship...........pls.....
or else.........................
>junko
>>10602948
Congratulations.
>>10602974
Thank you.
>>10602952
>she paused, the kitsune's words ringing true in her ears.
Well... Yes. So I guess you don't actually owe me all that much. Except for the time I saved you in reviving, so that would be something like buying me a snack.
>>10602994
But they would be lonely and bereft of a feeling of achievement!
>>10602986
Just for a minute!
>>10602974
Awwww maaaan! I thought for sure I was gonna win this time! Ohhh well, good job to the winner; and thanks a whole bunch of hosity hosting!
>>10603005
Thank you, have a nice day host!
>>10602970
I'm not entirely sure. It appears to have disintegrated upon use...
Maybe you should ask the girl herself to give you one?
>>10603021
Well a snack wouldn't be too bad! What do you enjoy, Miss?
>>10603005
Thanks for hosting, Len. Congrats to that guy.
>>10603035
ahri...............................my balls....................they're churning........................for your cunt....................it hurts..............................
>>10603000
Well, I can't stop you and I certainly won't care if you do. You'll just destroy what you want to protect, and you'll be worse off than you were the day before.
>>10603035
NO
FANGS
Can't wait for the feast.
>>10603035
Something sweet, I guess. Anything is fine.
>>10603050
I-In my clit
Junko's uncle didn't do enough.
>>10603059
>Forgot to use this image instead.
>(Please forgive me, I've had a bit to drink.)
>>10603070
Rate my stew, Ramsay-sama.
>>10602981
>>10603014
>>10603029
>>10603031
>>10603044
Thanks for playing / watching.
back to lurking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld4BahFtZZA
>>10603076
>he actually fell for that one
Top zozzle
>>10602974
>Can't believe I did that... Thanks for spotting it. In my defense though I never use the blasted things outside of magic pots.
>>10603093
Looks like a fucking mess. It's so sloppy and inconsistent. I wouldn't feed this to my fucking dog.
>>10603093
Looks like you dropped out of culinary school.
>>10603076
>Junko isn't a male
>Junko's uncle story
Pick one faggot.
>>10603005
Congrats. Thank you for this, even if it ended bad.
>>10603023
It's MINE! Mine!
I miss the Colonel and his tasty chicken.
>>10603119
It's funny, because it's true.
>>10603113
>>10603119
Umm...
the other communities were right. hg is worse than tlhg
>>10603078
>kissus hand and walks away quickly
>>10603138
He'll stalk you
>>10603145
>shitposters are worse than pedophiles
k
>>10603119
Rate my perdue chicken nuggies, Chef Ramsay
>>10603145
This is the best b8 in this thread by far.
>>10603134
I DON'T WANT TO TAKE IT FROM YOU I JUST WANT TO RIDE IN IT
>>10603160
There's a pedophile right above that post
>>10603141
Even the knockoff hated your food.
>>10603164
You're speaking to the wrong chef, you fucking donut.
>>10603070
>>10603113
>>10603119
>tfw was planning to pick him up
Well, fuck me.
>>10603169
yeah but he has no friends and everyone hates him, as they should
>>10603164
At least they're not Tyson.
>>10603145
>Shitposters are worse then actual Pedophiles who could ruin the life of a person if they decided to act on their degenerate fantasies.
Ohhh no, someone leaked public information..........I guess this place really is the worst......
>>10603192
>tfw had Gordon folder for months but finally decided I wanted to use him
>>10603191
I think I could make a better donut on my worst day against your best
>>10603195
He's my friend, I don't hate him.
>>10603195
I don't hate him.
>>10603147
>Ahri watches the anon walk away and smiles.
Well, Good night to you too, dear anon.
>>10603195
he still has sunset, but only a jarhead is retarded enough to stay friends with a pedophile.
>>10603160
>>10603204
>people watching children's cartoons are now pedophiles
>>10603166
Nobody's touching the only thing I actually own.
>>10603228
ahri.....................ship with me............................i give you chicken..................................my girlcock........................................please................................touch it.....................................ship now....................................................................................
>>10603237
Have you ever been the /tlhg/ anon? Someone post the story, YOU KNOW THE ONE!
>>10603228
>milks you
>>10603237
>people fantasizing about fucking children aren't pedophiles
>people who actually fuck children aren't pedophiles
WOW!
Your words are painless
>>10603237
>someone who has never seen a /tlhg/
They talk about fucking irl kids constantly. That's why I left.
>>10603265
Just like Junko's father.
>>10603035
That child had such an item with them? Just what does she do that requires such an item?
Hello, HG. Mai here. Are you enjoying your ride so far? Good. This next part is called the Pedophile Tunnel. It's where we fight over the standard of a word more abused than "autist".
>>10603244
Can I ride shotgun
>>10603057
You're really willing to let this place go to the dogs more than it already has, huh?
Then it's pointless arguing with you.
Maybe you should've left when you had the chance.
Fuck you too.
Have a terrible night.
>>10603313
Hoshi stop. They talk about fucking actual children. Flesh and blood kids, not loli drawings. Don't put your foot in your mouth.
https://streamable.com/vrbw1
Totalbiscuit is a fraud
>>10603304
Well, apparently she likes to be rewarded with sweets.
>>10603073
Something sweet, like Chocolates?
Oooh! I have just such a thing!
>Reaching into her sleeve, Ahri procures a couple of chocolates given to her the other day.
>They're still good.
Or would you like something different, like a cake?
>>10603354
Thank god he has cancer and is going to die anytime soon.
>>10603223
You wouldn't be able to tell the fucking difference between Cajun and Paprika.
>>10603354
transpeople are sick and shouldn't be encouraged.
>>10603313
Just stop ruining best girl already
>>10603313
stop eating bubbles you fucking monster
>>10603363
ahri...........................SHIP NOW................................or else....................................
>>10603363
>Mirai's eyes dazzle as she looks over the treat
I-I'll take it!
>She mumbles under her breath as she unwraps and devours the sweet treats.
Chocolate doesn't last long with Haruka-sama around.
>>10603347
I really have no idea what you're talking about. If you really meant what you said, you should've supported me when I was working on /sanc/. It's too late now, and of course it's pointless arguing with me as it is with any other kind of argument in this place. I just want you to know, you have nobody to blame for being unable to enjoy this place than yourself. I'm not willing anything bad to happen, it's just that I have seen what happens when you try to force things to be better, to turn the people of HG into what they aren't. It's not a pretty picture. I won't have a terrible night. It's morning here, I have yet to decide what to do with my day and that feeling alone is wonderful.
>>10603350
Well, they're just going to fight until they get tired and do it again next time the subject rustled their autism.
>>10603389
Mai is a canon troll.
>>10603398
Mmm!
>>10603029
I like you
ok bye
>>10603251
I would but I deleted it some time ago. Sorry anon.
>>10603379
just like how Junko's dad died
>>10603418
STOP IT
I'M CALLING THE COPS
>>10603408
You're really getting your knickers in that much of a twist over some normal fucking chocolate?
>Seeing as how the man he was talking to suddenly vanished into thin air, Zer0 resumes his meditation, taking the same position as before. Yet again, all is silent around him.
>>10603383
You'd probably need instructions on how to punch a hole in the donut. If you know what shape a circle, that is.
>>10603433
Wow dude, really?
>>10603363
So they go around helping people in return for sweets? That does not seem like a noble cause.
>>10603433
>>10603445
>chews loudly
>>10603433
Everyone dies.
>>10603435
It tasted like soap...
>>10603439
Are you going to sit there and tell me you can't appreciate the qualities of simple ingredients? And you call yourself a chef. Simplicity is the bread and butter of every great cook!
>>10603470
Everybody poops
>>10603439
Finally I know where does this come from
>>10603503
haha
some poo eggs
>>10603408
>Ahri smiles to herself, uncurling a couple fingers and unwrapping one last chocolate she kept for herself.
>The sound of which is masked by the identical one from Mirai.
When... Who? Haruka?
>She quickly pops the chocolate into her mouth.
>>10603469
>Zer0 either doesn't seem to notice or doesn't seem to mind. Regardless, nothing happens.
>>10603497
No wonder you dropped out of culinary school.
>>10603422
Thanks? I dunno you, but I'll just say I like you anyway, cause I will without a doubt.
>>10603451
It sounds like you just drank 12 cans of alphabet soup and spit it all out in an attempt form a sentence.
>>10603497
I'm going to sit here and tell you that the chocolate you just ate was SHIT.
>>10603470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VurhzANQ_B0
Suz doesn't shave her armpits
>>10603524
Heh, that's nice.
Good night.
>>10603452
like father like son. shame it killed the father
>>10603519
ahri................................ship now........................or else....................................please..................................................give discord.......................
>>10603539
nice
>>10603539
Oh really? WOW What a scoop of "No one gives a shit."
It's not a big deal. Next you'll tell me she doesn't shave her legs every day.
Shits hard bro. have you shaved your armpits?
>>10603539
Really? Eww that's gross, fucking autist pedophile. Topkek!
>>10603549
I shitposted Junko harder. It's going to be hard beating my highscore.
>>10603529
You dont drink alphabet soup, you eat it. Now you're gonna tell me you don't know the difference between drinking and eating?
I bet Suz has a cute bush
Post your guilty pleasure song
>>10603519
>A single red eye flashed at Ahri as she finished off her snack.
You don't need to worry about that. She's scary, leave it at that.
>>10603529
And I can tell you, you've lost touch with the basics of great food!
>>10603565
>so much this. You were a real pro, my man.
>>10603519
Newfag, invite me to Junko-sama's Harem.
>>10603588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um7pMggPnug
>there's a gordon ramsay ava
>not a meme one, an actual legit one
Can I tell you glorious motherfuckers how much I love you?
I wish Suz would sit on my face while Mai kisses my chest
>>10603576
Drinking is what his dad did, eating is what his mom did, lmao.
>>10603543
Buh-byyeee! I hope 'ya have plenty of super happy dreams!
>ring ring
>ring ring
>picks up
Moshi Moshi desu ka?
>>10603588
This whole collection of albums
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkNqhANLyJs
>>10603418
>tfw I'm still replying
Just so you know, I wasn't there for /sanc/. And before you say anything, I don't think being newer makes my opinion invalid, just as you being older doesn't make yours automatically right.
>>10603612
Hey guys, look. It's Hajimeme. I bet he's gonna do something wacky and hilarious.
>>10603612
Why did you turn into a shitposter? You used to be such a nice lad. What happened?
>>10603588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iywaBOMvYLI
>>10603631
Are you the Hajime from ERP?
>>10603576
You eat with a spoon, so you would drink a can of soup and eat a bowl of soup. Sit down when you've got a fucking clue about what you're talking about.
>>10603611
I've lost touch? You've lost touch with your taste buds if you can't hear them screaming bloody fucking murder. Shut up or i'll shove minced onion into your other eye.
>>10603588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10LyncJlJpE
>>10603644
Invite me to Junko-sama's Harem.
>>10603653
I got bitter and jaded lol
>>10603644
just like your uncle did when he went owo
>>10603321
There's one seat. And only room for one.
No.
>>10603588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yim4--J44gk
>>10603612
>Slices with katana.
>>10603588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPiW0tkWfeg
Awful ending and the MV is confusing, but the drop is catchy as fuckkk
>>10603588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic5vxw3eijY
>>10603660
I dunno what that is...so I'm gonna have to say no.
>No, I'm not. I didn't even know ERP had a Hajime.
>>10603672
Go to sleep rin. You look pathetic.
>>10603690
who are u
Most human subjects seem to agree that, for example, their feet feel further away from themselves, than their knees do. In the same way, their groin feels further from their point of perception, than their chest does. The parts of you closer to your head, and most importantly face, are what naturally feel closer to what you are as a conscious observer in the physical world.
Thereby, having your face violated, is a more personal experience when compared to the organs and orifices between your legs. In this context, the act of a facehugger embracing and latching itself to their victim's head, is a powerful act of predatory dominance. It robs their prey of key senses like sight and smell, and denies them the ability to speak, call out for help, or even plead and beg for mercy. Not that it would help, but inhibiting such a raw act of instinctual desperation, is a simple yet effective form of domination.
Of course, a hugger's ovipositor is the most intimidating of its features, initially pressed against the victim's lips when the hugger first pairs with them. It then forcibly parts the lips and jaw, entering the mouth, throat, and finally penetrating all the way down to the stomach. Once invaded in such a demeaning, erotic way, the prey's body has been defiled, inside and out. Their deepest, most private and sensitive parts, wrested away to serve only the hugger's sinister, selfish needs... indefinitely, and perhaps permanently.
1/2
>junko's dad died from cancer
>junko is cancer
>junko's uncle diddled him at a young age
>junko is a pedophile
:thinking:
>>10603698
>rin
so gullible and stupid
>>10603642
Anon, I'm never holding how long I've been here over your head. I'm just trying to give you my perspective based of my experiences here, nobody has tried to force standards harder than I have.
I really understand how you feel, I've been there, and I admire how you believe we should be trying to hold onto things. I just want to tell you that you don't have to and doing so makes things worse. Things sort themselves out and you'll find your own pocket of people you'll enjoy life everyone else here and it sucks if those pockets of people are constantly trying to erase each other.
>>10603718
>I'm the guy that plays Deku.
>>10603667
Guess I'll go drink a soft serve ice cream cone then
>>10603671
As Hanzo might say: "You... Are nothing."
>>10603731
I'm sensing a pattern here.
>>10603751
>kissu
>>10603698
No it's not Rin it's me
>>10603685
>slices you with a sick roast
>>10603758
Invite me to Junko-sama's Harem
>>10603731
Wow, a lot's happened.
>>10603731
>Baseless anon bullshit
:thinking:
>>10603727
Finally, the way a hugger's tail wraps itself around the neck, coaxes submission and docile surrender from their prey. This clearly communicates that it alone controls them now. The only reason they can breathe is thanks to the lewd ovipositor twitching in their throat, graciously puffing air in and out of the lungs. If the victim chooses to resist and try to fight their fate, the air they so desperately need is simply withheld, until they calm down again. Cruel, yet highly effective. Most victims quickly choose to surrender themselves, for risk of asphyxiation.
This picture illustrates a facehugger paired with a captive human victim, implanting its eggs straight inside their stomach. These lowly human subjects are commonly labeled demeaning titles, such as "egg-sleeve", "brood-bitch" and my personal favourite, "hug-slut".
Most subjects willingly submit themselves for impregnation in this way, males and females alike. The degrading and erotic, predator-prey interplay in this experience, is irresistibly appealing to a relatively large subset of the population. So much so, that forced facehugging is barely ever warranted. If there is need for a new Xenomorphling, there's always a good supply of hug-sluts, eagerly willing to sacrifice their bodies.
In this picture, take note of the reinforced harness around the prey's waist. This is meant to try and prevent the resulting offspring from forcing their way out of the body early. It instead encourages a non-violent birth from either the mouth or anus. This simple addition to a brood-bitch's restraints mostly prevents a traditional birthing from the chest.
>>10603765
>Yo-You too
>>10603779
>confirmed by junko himself
FTFY
DES
Day of the Feet
>>10603667
Ramsay-sama, please. Maybe if you tasted it, you'll change your mind. Looks aren't everything.
>>10603819
except for your dad. the white look meant everything, he ded
>>10603588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3dfBvuHSzk