HG Thread
HIT IT, HIT IT!
GET DOWN!
>>10561786
Did you? I'm willing to give you shooting lessons if you think you'll benefit.
>>10561787
Don't worry; I haven't grown that lax.
>>10561764
Huh, I'm surprised you don't want to be serviced in any other way, but I'll stay within the constraints.
>>10561828
Hit what?
>>10561777
Rubiene Maya
>>10561851
I shall leave possible additions up to your own discrection. I trust you won't abuse this power.
But all that will have to wait, I am afraid. I hope to see you tomorrow. Good night, dear.
Not quite done eating yet, but fuck it. Give me 36.
>>10561890
Captain Luna
One for the road surely won't hurt.
>>10561890
Fuyuzora Kogarashi
>>10561890
Lurking Mae Borowski
>>10561828
Wake up. Get up. Get out there.
>>10561890
Gascoigne
>>10561890
Powdered Toast Man
>>10561890
Froze
>>10561890
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>10561890
Johnny
>>10561885
And also with you.
>>10561890
Classy Raven
>>10561890
Joker
>>10561890
Mr. Moseby
>>10561890
Lenny
>>10561592
>>10561596
>>10561608
>>10561609
>>10561637
>>10561670
>kissus
>>10561890
Baiken
>>10561890
Suz
>>10561870
Endo?
>>10561890
Night Dog
>>10561890
Mr Ultra Rare Mats
>>10561890
Russell Hantz
>>10561890
Bee
>>10561890
Anonymous
>>10561890
Araragi
>>10561890
Erwin Rommel
Piccolo
>>10561890
Mixmaster
>>10561890
Togame
>>10561890
Mysterious Heroine X
>>10561890
Adachi
>>10561890
Puru Eight
>>10561890
Shanks
>>10561890
Anarchy Panty
>>10561890
Me
>>10561890
Natsuki Hashiba
>>10561890
Ridley
>>10561890
Captain Marvelous
>>10561890
Arstotzka
>>10561890
Araragi Karen
>>10561890
Saber
>>10561890
KYM-tan
>>10561890
Illyasviel von Einzbern
>>10561890
Meijin Kawaguchi
>>10561970
>>10561972
Who's the real saber tho
>>10561890
Big Frost
>>10561898
Hakuno Kishinami
>>10561890
Papa Stalin
>>10561990
I am.
>>10561999
>>10561890
It's too early for this shit.
>>10561990
Me.
>>10561890
Mika
>>10561890
Sami Zayn The Murderer
>>10561922
>>10561943
>>10561947
>>10561967
>>10561970
>>10561972
>>10561999
>blows kissu
>>10561990
>>10562033
>Aron
>>10562033
>The kissu was toxic enough to make a sore spot in Karen's forehead.
>>10562062
That kissu was meant for
>>10561946
>>10562036
>slices you in two with my otterpop blade
>>10562033
>blowing the cancerous spic a kissu
wtf I have Adachi now
>>10562033
>Aron
Sorry for the delay, got distracted. let me know about any mistakes.
>>10562016
Where is this originally from
>>10562095
Looks about right. Let's do this thing.
>>10562095
>>10561967
>>10561913
Swap me in for this hooligan
>>10562095
May the best win!
>>10562083
>>10562076
see
>>10562073
I realize you guys are too autistic to understand people sometimes misquote, so I'll make sure you see who I meant to quote.
>>10562095
Leave everything to me!
>>10562103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfRnJKIwDhg
>>10561978
Kek, so it was actually you.
>>10562095
>>10562095
The sun rises and the warriors prepare for battle.
>>10562095
>>10561946
>>10561985
Him. I don't know why, but...him.
>>10562095
Get on with it.
>>10562095
Looks fine to me.
>>10562075
>you cut >>10561943 instead
>>10562095
Begin when you are ready.
>late again
This is fine...perfectly fine. Not like I wanted to play or anything.
>>10562159
>pets the Ahri
>>10562095
I guess this'll work. Let's have at it.
>>10562159
Post your ava quick and I'll swap with you.
>>10562159
>>10562167
>Ahri
>>10562159
>Post. I'll swap ya
>>10562158
Foolish mortal, you dare offend a hero!?
>>10562109
Thank you very mucho...
>Karen waves at the man to show her appreciation while she's standing in the other end of the room, in a safe spot.
Delays may occur, I have someone that needs my help here and there.
>>10562159
Nobody cares.
>>10562167
>She happily accepts.
I didn't even do anything and I get pets? Today's going better than expected!
>>10562191
Strategists are known to show signs of insanity! It's how they come up with such absurd plans for battle! Things nobody has ever dreamed of.
>>10562191
...I tried.
>>10562191
Good job, fellas.
You two can go now, I promise I'll try to keep an eye out for you two.
>>10562191
Are you kidding me?! After I went through all that hard work getting food ready, it gets snatched away.. What'd I do to deserve this torture?
>>10562167
>>10562180
The hell are you two on about?
>>10562177
>>10562181
I would've been too late anyway, plus I usually don't get swapped in anyway. I'll just have to hope the next game won't take place in a few hours.
>>10562201
I noticed this.
>>10562205
>It was actually ahri
well fuck, who woulda saw that comin? I would've excepted ochako myself. Am I right?
>>10562224
>It wasn't me, Anon.
>That was my first post tonight.
>Are you okay?
>>10562191
Off to a good start.
>>10562238
>Anon
>Not recognizing Grimes by now
Fucking newfaggot
>>10562238
>Anon
>Not recognizing Go by now
Fucking nufag
>>10562238
>Calling me anon
Am I not a relevant enough late meme anymore?
>>10562247
>>10562258
This is what I get for kicking legs in the discord instead of just being late to every game.
>>10562205
>something plastic and unusual hits you in the back of the head. It clatters to the ground
>>10562251
You are a worthy opponent, Russell, I really had a hard time killing you.
>>10562238
>Anon
>Not recognizing Grimes by now
Fucking dykes
>>10562251
They say mercy given us mercy received. Do not forget my act of kindness for sparing you. I shall expect to be repayed in the future.
>>10562263
>I'm very tired, I apologize.
>>10562263
it's ok daddy grimes
>>10562267
>Ahri turns around in confusion, rubbing the back of her head.
What the...?
Who has the most wins overall? Not as in for a singular ava but all combined?
>>10562295
>>10562302
Aussa by a landslide
>>10562251
Don't get any funny ideas. You keep your face pointed at that wall, and the world keeps on spinning.
>>10562293
Okay, we're about to play Texas hold 'em. It's pretty easy once you get the hang of it.
>>10562293
I do love my wife Ms. Baguette.
>>10561937
A Piccolo ava would be great desu
>>10562251
Nah I've learned from the past. Never get led on.
>>10562293
HAHA! Sorry dweebs, this truck is ours!
>>10562293
We should probably just go for ramen next time...
>>10562304
>Picking up the cassette, Ahri looks more confused.
I don't understand.
>She looks around to try and figure out who could have thrown it.
Why?
>>10562352
That was close, good thing my liquid butter stopped them just enough to get away.
>>10562352
Nothing new since I have no ship to make love to and I'm not talking about a boat.
>>10562251
Ow. Crap. Crap it all. Do my legs still work? I think they do. To hell with a cat always landing on it's feet. I'll talk the ear off the guy who said that.
>>10562293
It'd be better if they had a Snack Falcon, or electricity.
>>10562352
Ratatatatat! ...Hey, has anyone died yet? That might be bad if you did. Or good. I'm really not sure around here.
>>10562352
I think I know what this morning will bring...a bunch of no-good junk.
>>10562311
>>10562293
I guess I have nothing but time to learn.
>>10562302
>>10562306
>Maybe. I've got at least 160 by this point.
>>10562352
Ten more hours.
>>10562148
It's because you know better.
>>10562352
Rommel probably had no problems leading from the front, and Raven is as brutal as ever.
>>10562356
You said you wanted closure.
>>10562405
Don't worry citizen, I'll try and treat that fragile ankle of yours!
>>10562405
Alright, this was fine about the first eleven times, but I'm kinda sick of it now. Can't you at least change the station? Or turn it off? I think I'm losing my mind over here. It's being possessed by the spirit of country rock!
>>10562302
I have 349. Please stop this madness.
>>10562405
>Adachi looks at the crow, a quote from a movie coming to his mind.
Caw caw.
Bang.
Fuck, I'm dead.
>>10562404
Better than what? I just had an impulse and followed on it.
>>10562405
I'm not sure who I'd support if I could, there are a few good looking tributes here.
>>10562445
>Pretends to be dead so nobody bothers him
>>10562444
>want to pick up a Gundam character but wouldn't know how to properly pull off a mecha related ava
>>10562445
I got some money on Rommel. Patton isn't around. He should be okay.
>>10562415
>Ahri rolls her eyes.
So what does this message mean, Suzumi?
>>10562445
Powdered toast is very powerful, perhaps I should enjoy some for breakfast.
>>10562462
>bothers you
>>10562398
Good. As much as it is about skill, it's also about being able to read other people. Oh yeah, and luck.
>>10562405
Jeez, are the tributes these days made out of cardboard? That was a bit too easy...
>nonchalantly tosses the head aside
>>10562445
Damn spiders...okay, are you ready for your first lesson? Why are you looking at me like--
>>10562469
What can I say, I really, really like trucks. So much that I'm willing to kill 4 people over two of them.
>>10562469
>>10562472
>is actually dead now
>>10562469
Nobody here is messing around, that is good. Everyone can enjoy this fight for their lives and glory.
>>10562469
Look at that, I seem to be filled with holes in my chest.
>>10562492
Yeah, thanks Johnny
>>10562467
It's yours. It's what you wanted. Play it or don't. I don't care.
>>10562445
Sometimes, it's really good, but other times, it's really bad. I dunno what it is right now. Kinda both. It's "gad." Good, and bad. You know?
>>10562469
Ahhhhh, eff you! I needed that for seeing things! You better at least get me a cool eyepatch so I can be a pirate now. That's the only good thing, 'cause now I can swashbuckle.
>>10562500
Man, this would be easier with two eyes.
>>10562500
Still, seems that with less people remaining it's harder to find and kill each other.
>>10562500
I guess he needed the truck more.
>>10562512
Don't worry I'll spot you some Denny's after this is done.
By the way I don't have your truck anymore so we'll have to split a cab.
>>10562464
>More or less like any other ava, but when push comes to shove you've probably got a giant fucking robot to tip the scales in your favor. Also for cool points.
>Newtype bullshit to let you dodge stuff by merit of moving before it happens if they are one. Go with your gut anon.
>>10562445
>>10562473
I...I felt a flash of hostility from you.
>>10562500
Ow! Who did that?
>>10562526
I kinda pity you at this point. Sure.
>>10562516
I don't recall asking for such a thing, but if you find me a device that is capable of playing it...
You took the time to make this, so of course I'm going to.
>>10562526
All this medial work. People with my sort of brains shouldn't have to deal with this.
>>10562538
I like the bulkier builds
>>10562306
>>10562398
>only 160
>landslide
I have over 300...
:3c
>>10562526
Well, crap. That truck looked really cool, too. I wouldn't have had to share with the alien anymore. Why's he even here? Doesn't he have a spaceship somewhere?
>>10562526
Maybe it was deliberate, or maybe the good Father is just made of much sterner stuff by this point than they are.
>>10562537
Well okay, a superhero has to eat after all, and Denny's always has the best grits.
>>10562559
Who are you? Because until you attach a name to the claim it's meaningless :3c
>>10562538
You realize that I'm not as keen on teaching you now, right?
>>10562567
Ah, shit. I knew I should've just found a microwave or something. Where's the bathroom around here? Is there even one? Don't tell me I need to use the bushes. What am I, an animal?
>>10562542
UuuuughhOhmygod
Always trying to save face.
Fine. Whatever.
I've got one in my truck but you're not allowed in.
>>10562571
Catch is I only have enough on me to afford French Toast for the both of us.
>>10562567
A mistake was made.
>>10562600
Ahri the kind of bitch to get divorced and take your dog
>>10562600
>The kitsune looks confused, then slightly angry.
Considering the last time we spoke? That's why I don't recall asking for closure.
>She motions for Suz.
Lead the way.
>>10562612
I think that Finn is back. I wonder why he is doing this. Maybe he thinks he's back home, fighting the reds.
>>10562612
Your truck will be mine eventually, creepy guy. Just you wait. Mae Borowski will travel the roads in style soon enough.
>>10562631
Oh, eff.
>>10562464
>Also nearly everyone in Gundam is autistic to some degree, if you never noticed. As well as, quite likely unless it's a Build Fighters or Gunpla Builders character, probably has some mental scarring from horrors of war and all. But that may just be me over-exaggerating matters.
>>10562559
>I'm just the person with a reputation for winning way too often, even though it's gotten less and less lately.
>>10562553
>An MA pilot?
>>10562567
No more...beast food.
>>10562587
Unstable Cyber-Newtype off her meds has outbursts of emotion for seemingly little reason, lashes out violently, causing people not to trust them.
Nothing new there.
>She shrugs it off.
>>10562631
nice arena event
>>10562615
B3 holmes.
Bitches bein' bitches.
>>10562621
Whoa-hold on
You can't listen to it in my truck. I said so.
>>10562631
>>10562631
Not sure who you are, but I'll slice you to ribbons if you get in my way.
>>10562631
A swift kill determines our winner.
>>10562608
Well okay then. I would normally be disgusted by that but eating toast for me is like you eating a gingerbread man. I don't blame you anyways, crime fighting doesn't pay the bills for me, so I'm pretty broke too.
>>10562642
>>10562464
>Oh, or G Gundam, right.
>>10562660
Congrats and thanks for playing.
>>10562660
Impressive! I almost don't mind dying immediately!
>>10562660
Any beggar with six roku can cross the Sanzu. Pay your toll.
>>10562668
The same extends to the rest of you.
>>10562647
I don't need to be in the truck to hear it, now do I?
>She motions to her ears.
I don't know what you'd use to listen to this anyway.
>>10562668
Thanks for hosting.
>>10562662
Guess it's a deal then.
>>10562668
Congrats and thanks for everything, host.
>>10562679
>Gives a tape player and some pieces of hard candy.
There you go missy.
>>10562678
Thank you for hosting.
>>10562668
Congratulations!
>>10562302
Hey do you think Brant will let me cash these in for money?
>>10562678
At least I got the highest score. I guess it wasn't a total waste of a game.
Post your favorite winscreens and winscreens you want to have
>>10562705
Fuckin' finally.
>>10562678
That's a good winner.
Thanks for hosting again boss
>>10562710
stfu yuno you big faggot
>>10562642
And just like that, you show flashes of having a believable poker face. I guess I can't write you off that quickly.
>>10562678
Adequately done, player and host.
>>10562668
Well, congratulations to the busty chick.
>>10562678
So long and thanks for all the death!
>>10562668
Congrats to the winner
>>10562678
And thanks for hosting!
>>10562705
>>10562733
>Ahri awkwardly places the tape in the player after a moment to figure out how it works, then a piece of hard candy in her mouth after unwrapping it.
>Looking up to Suz with a blank expression, she presses the play button.
>>10562642
What's your least favorite Gundam series?
>>10562688
Alrighty.
>>10562678
Congrats and thanks
>>10562678
Thank you for hosting, I had fun.
>>10562764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSIv_SCRaj8
Side B is the fun part. I'm gonna go to sleep.
What do you say to someone who doesn't know who or what The Pope of the Catholic Church is?
Not a joke, this is a legitimate question.
>>10562804
you can lay your head in my lap if you need to, suz-chan
>>10562668
...The person I made a ceasefire with.
Congratulations. Thank you.
>>10562770
>Uuuuuuuh. SEED as a whole but I adore the designs. I don't really hate it, it just doesn't do anything for me outside of mech designs.
>>10562741
Poker face? This is my normal face.
>>10562817
Continue to live in blissful ignorance.
>>10562817
He's the leader of the most successful cult in the world
>>10562817
Doesn't really strike me as info you need to know in life, but that's just me.
>>10562740
oh ok I'll kill myself
>>10562804
>Golden eyes slowly close as she listens to the song.
>She pauses it when Suz speaks and nods.
Get some sleep Suzumi. Take care of yourself.
>>10562817
Educate their ignorant mind.
>>10562849
good stream it gaylord
>>10562817
Just say that he's basically the president of the church. That's an accessible analogy.
>>10562826
I won't go into a whole lot of explanation, but that's a good thing. Take things in stride, limit the emotional outbursts--preferably to zero--and there's much of the battle won.
>>10562817
The Pope? How many divisions does he have.
>>10562817
Tell them it's not a big deal, but also to climb out from under their rock.
>>10562668
>>10562678
Congrats buddy, and thanks for the fun!
>>10562863
>kills myself
>streams it
>you like this
>>10562817
Tell him he's the head of the Catholic Church, easy and simple.
>>10562890
Figurehead*
>>10562864
That's...the general goal.
>She scowls, putting a hand on the side of her head.
Sometimes, there's just...a pressure. This overwhelming...sensation, of feeling, and it just gets worse and worse until one little stress of emotion, especially in battle, and...pop. It explodes. I can't hold it in forever.
>>10562912
Can I pet this girl?
>>10562783
Gott min uns. Alles klar Kumpel
>>10562817
The church is an ancient organization that seeks to educate people on their interpretation of what happens after we die. There are many branches of this, one of which originated in Rome.
The leader of this Roman church is known as the Pope. He is the spiritual leader for the people who follow this Roman branch of the church, the link between them and God
Also how long do passes last? These "pick all the cars but each picture takes 10 seconds to renew" catchpas are really starting to piss me off
>>10562912
Hmm...
>stares at a random spot on the floor, then continues
...if I may extend the poker metaphor, then you don't have to play every hand. If you feel the heat a little more than you'd like, it's alright to step away from the table and cool off.
>>10562943
Fortune favors the bold, but the final decision isn't mine, mysterious person.
>>10562960
20$ for 1 year I think
>he fell for the picture captcha meme
use legacy captcha you nigger
>>10562943
If you have to.
>>10562961
...Sometimes, you're just instantly given a losing hand without time to react. I'm running out of what keeps me...steady, using smaller mounts of them at a time... I don't know what'll happen when I'm all out.
>>10563014
How the fuck do I do that? I'm using 4chan x if that changes anything
>>10563018
>pets the Puru
>>10563037
>Settings, under the Style in the bottom-right.
>>10563052
...Ugh. Are you done?
>>10563018
Gotta learn to choose your battles, but also realize that it's pretty tough to win them all. Learn to accept failure as a possibility; maybe then it'll be a bit less daunting. Just don't be satisfied with it.
>>10563037
click on the spanner in the top right
then scroll down til you see this option
check it
>>10563061
>>10563101
Holy shit thank you both!
>>10563061
>ruffles hair
Yes, sadly.
>>10563119
de nada
>A solid hour of quality RP last night
>People being helpful to anons tonight
What the fuck
>>10563146
HG isn't kill as long as we have people like these.
>>10563146
HG IS ALI-
>no games
well... close
>>10563146
It's almost as if the atmosphere of the thread depends on the people in it.
>>10562868
OOOOH YOU
>>10563146
We're not actually as dead as some would like to believe. Also, maybe the shitposting oldfags have better things to do
>>10563146
Jadedfags trying to pass on their bitterness to us aren't here. Wait for dead hours.
>>10563165
nah, can't be
>>10563162
I'd host but I don't want Okabe to yell at me
>>10563187
Same
>>10563177
>>10563171
I'm an oldfag and this offends me.
>>10563146
I find HG rather comfy due to the more laid back rp. Only if I could've picked up someone more rp-friendly, but the folder I'm working on should fix that problem.
>>10563203
>asgore
Again, how desperate are we for a host? I'm more than willing to host one right now
>>10563211
Do it pls
>>10563119
>No problemo.
>>10563133
Alright...? You people are weird.
>>10563099
It's...it's not that easy. I was made for fighting, it's what I do. It's all I know how. I...I don't know...how to control myself like that.
>>10563211
Always very.
>>10563211
Go on
>>10563211
Do it fast before some certain attention whore tries to hijack it
>>10563208
>>10563203
Sounds like something Yuno would say.
>>10563227
Not about to let that happen! Give me 24 then. I have to grab something for a sec, so I might be a touch slower starting off
>Want to pick up a demon gril but don't want to be associated with the pandemonium crowd
>>10563211
Do it you sausage
>>10563256
Have her be a demon gril that fights for justice
>>10563246
Lana's mother
>>10563246
Russell Hantz
>>10563246
Puru Eight
>>10563256
>Go independent in faction games. Maybe there's a demon cop out there or something.
>>10563246
Ramona Flowers
>>10563246
Powdered Toast Man
>>10563246
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>10563246
Fuyuzora Kogarashi
>>10563246
FaZe Allu
>>10563246
Carrie
>>10563263
My god....is breaking character like that acceptable here?
>>10563246
Aron
>>10563246
Plague Knight
>>10563246
Late Chase
>>10563246
Miku's ass
>>10563246
Ririchiyo
>>10563246
Baiken
>>10563246
Ash Crimson
>>10563246
Johnny
>>10561909
>>10563246
Johan Liebert
>>10563246
Catling gun
>>10563246
>>10563246
Karl
>>10563246
Crusty Sean
>>10563246
Late Brain
>>10563278
Pretty much everyone and their mother plays an obscure OC to the point where no one knows how the characters are supposed to be so go for it
>>10563215
Look, I'm painting in broad strokes here because I'd rather not get too dense. Not that I think you couldn't handle it, but because we could go way down this particular rabbit hole. Now--oh wait, another game's firing up.
>>10563246
Classy Raven
>>10563263
We could use one of those. I only meet the mark halfway, after all.
>>10563246
Araragi
>>10563246
Mr. Krupp
>>10563246
Dranzer
>>10563246
Francis
>>10563246
Guderian
>>10563289
noob
>>10563246
Papa Stalin
>>10563246
Mokou's ass
>>10563246
Mega tits
>>10563293
>kissu
>>10563246
Cobra
>>10563246
Togame
>Goodnight HG
>I know I wasn't here very long and I apologize for that, But sleep well!
>>10563332
uhhhhhhh back the fuck off??
>>10563351
die
>>10563351
Night.
>>10563263
>>10563278
I know about a good demon girls!
>>10563246
Chou-Chou
>>10563363
seconding this
>>10563301
Well she's not exactly an OC but that path does sound somewhat interesting. Just executing it might be a little hard so hopefully someone can help break me into the character.
>>10563302
>Puru closes her eyes and takes in a deep, slow breath.
...I think I have something more important to ask you for help with beyond how to play card games.
>>10563351
Good night.
>>10563246
Sami Zayn The Murderer
>>10563377
Suz at least put your face on if you're gonna second this.
I bumped it to a 48 and have started to enter people now. Please be patient, I'm an idiot
>>10563315
>>10563377
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Is that you Haru?