THIS IS THE OFFICIAL PONY THREAD
WHERE PONIES DO OFFICIAL THINGS
>mylittlefacewho
>>10557604
Thanks RK!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp7KYDVTwuw
>>10557604
>>10557592
>being skitty's friend
My friends all decided being my friend was a good idea. I dunno why, I feel the same way.
>>10557627
But I do not believe my trivial knowledge of things warrants a belief that I'm better and more valuable than everyone around me. Also I don't drink, black out and become a vehemently angry person. Actually I tend to become the complete opposite of that, which is a characteristic I am not fond of when I wake up the next day.
>>10557710
It was not my intention to imply you did any of those things.
>>10557692
L M A O
we need a pony thread community version of TMZ
so I can post blogs about my scathing opinions on anime posters and certain avatarfags
>>10557730
ANIME CIRCLEJERK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>10557743
TMZ?
>>10557817
>le close
this level of cancer shouldn't even be possible
http://nationalmothweek.org/tag/moth-of-the-month/
>>10557817
>Le Close
poni
>>10557833
>>10557821
TMZ is a celebrity gossip website, it's writers tend to post shit about celebrities and stuff
it's a really douchebaggy site that tries to be funny cunts towards celebrities
my mom likes using that site which is why i know about it
we need a pony community version of that website imo
Today is a REEE day.
>>10557903
I don't see you making it yet
>>10557898
Poni! How goes it, CaNoN? What's your status? :3
Just make a TMZ channel in the discord and use it to blog.
Post leaked Skitty nudes as the inauguratory news.
Yes.
>>10555942
oh. i wonder what happened while you were blackout
no i i just got back actually
i was coming upstairs from laundry and i was loudly attempting morgan freeman impressions. saying andy dufresne mostly
and i came upstairs and the workman was here early and the door was open. sort of embarrassing desu
>>10556144
lol
>>10557941
poni poni! <3
I'm doin' good I guess, fell asleep earlier, had a dream which turned into a nightmare at the end, then woke up and decided to eat dinner lol
how bout u? :3
>forget how to do something
>learn from my own code from months ago
DAE?
>>10558001
>oh. i wonder what happened while you were blackout
I told you already
my friends wife is a fucking cunt lol
doesn't morgan freeman have a really deep voice? also your voice sounded a lot less deeper than i remembered from the vocaroo
lol
i was tryintg to get trucky to play player unknown with me
but he doesn't seem interested
meh
>>10558080
what is dae?
>>10557957
that's not what discord is for
also, totally unrelated
but the pony thread discord is fucking garbage/trash
>>10558034
Hah, fun! :P
I'm watching the news on TV and reading /g/ threads. Trying to stay cool as well... 33C indoors and 41C outdoors at 50% humidity. Haven't eaten yet :)
>>10558185
dae = does anyone/anybody else
the pony chat community just isn't the same without antics and brian keeping the emotional trannies/homo snowflakes out
>>10558226
>>10558226
>>10558226
>>10558226
>>10558226
>>10558226
>>10558221
that is a ridiculous set of words to shorten with an abbreviation
these kinds of abbreviations are intended to shorten common phrases
that is not a fucking common phrase that
>does any one else
it's even even correct english, it sounds like indian moonrunes
>>10558180
it slipped my mind so i will assume they inappropriately used your unconscious body.
yeah sort of but anyone can do it if they just say andy dufresne. maybe a little definitely not a lot you must have forgotten since it was many moons ago. i can speak more deeply if you'd like, or if you'd prefer i speak in a very high voice i can do that too
well yeah why would he be he is masturbating
>>10558249
lol
wonder why the cat was that sad? wtf I'm sad now :(
poor kitty
what are you talking about desu
>>10557129
Psh
That would look ridiculous on me
>>10558221
nice....wow, 33C? that's crazy!! but atleast it's not very high humidity, I once got that type of weather when a sandstorm passed by, but humidity was lower I think
>>10558262
I don't really mind, just bee urself bud
that's' what I like best desu
3 more hours until you have to keep your promise :)
Brian was actually in the discord, he was triggering Yan with me before Erin had that spaz attack. Alas, the two of us just aren't enough...
>>10558256
why are you pretending to never have been on reddit
>>10558276
People go on reddit unironically? They use abbreviations like that? Gross.
>>10558337
Yan
you mean that tranny fag or someone else?
>>10558333
ugh i knew i should have maintained radio silence
>>10558356
Erin's boyfriend, whatever he is.
>>10558342
My primary subrebbits are artificial, neuralnetworks, several obscure programming centric subs, simulated and
I don't know what fucking meme sub you use that ppl talk like pajeets and abbreviate pajeet english like that
>Complains about abbreviations
>Constantly uses "lmfao" "desu" "lol"
>>10558337
pretty sure I'd get banned if I was myself in that discord which is why I don't go there much, I feel like I have to be someone I'm not in order to stay there
fucking oj got paroled
:O
>>10558418
these abbreviations are acceptable
dae is unacceptable
>this butthurt about their shitty reddit abbreviation nobody here knows
>>10558450
SURE THING SCRIPT KITTY
>>10558434
>>10558368
What? What's wrong? You don't have to play if you don't want... Sorry. I'll just do something else.
>>10558459
s
>>10558442
How goes it?
>>10558475
y is one word
>>10558470
so many things
but we will play
and we will win
>>10558475
>>10558459
one day
>>10558488
I don't get it
stop being vague and obscure I hate that
there's more skeletons than live humans on earth
>>10558478
IM BORED AND FEEL KINDA BUZZED BECAUSE I LITERALLY WOKE UP DRUNK
BUT ALSO IM THAT SPECIAL KIND OF BORED LIKE WHEN YOUR BORED BUT ALSO TOO LAZY TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR BOREDOM
I have vintage memes. Saved from ye olden times. They all seem cringy now.
>>10558544
do you have anything at all to drink?
you should have like four more from that pack
it was funny watching you drive
>>10558569
so you're trying to shitpost your way out
>>10558559
>>10558599
how to kill skitty.avi
>>10558620
hi
sup?
I'm probably gonna sleep soon
>>10558599
nah I opened all the cans and didn't even drink it all and just threw it away
I could buy more but.. no.. drinking every day isn't a great idea.. I feel like I do it too much doing it once a week and all
>>10558569
Sounds like you need to drink more.
>>10558579
Got some stuff in my old folder myself, quite somethings that feel outdated already
>>10558641
Hiya!
Oh nm, just chillin after dinner, gonna do a lil cleanup in the kitchen as I had someone come fix some things there earlier
well I wish you a goodnight then!
>>10558675
your room must be fool of wounded soldiers
i wonder how much you actually drank then
once a week is well within safe parameters you could add more but it's cool
im gonna drink probably
what to do
..full
Motherfucking riot dog!
>>10558772
>>10558784
Haha, that dog doesn't take shit from anyone! Saved.
>>10558758
what do? idunno
u tell me
Should I transition into an attack helicopter?
>>10558784
surprised they didn't shoot it in wake of all the cops killing dogs bodycams popping up recently
>>10558799
oil tanker
>>10558799
>>10558794
Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up first
I wish for shit.
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c3c_1500572679
this woman is like a gorilla
why would you pick a fight with it? it would just fucking wreck you
also you're not supposed to hit girls
>>10558793
There were plenty of edits for that back then
>>10558799
A-10 is the only worthy transition
>>10558810
That pic was from 2010 I think, I just read he was first spotted in riots all the way back in 2007, but got more popular in 2008 and above
that's all, goodnight
>>10558930
Nini, RK. Dream of Dashie.
>>10558831
So... are you still planning on playing at 7?
how long do you think you'll do it?
>>10558930
goodnight iza
>>10558930
Goodnight!
>>10558930
dobranoc!
>>10558953
>that pussy stank
lol
i kind of have to
and until we win or i pass out
fukn why?!
>>10558910
I can't imagine why so may people dislike niggers.
>>10558930
later kek
have beneficial sleep and most pleasant dreams
>>10558989
>i kind of have to
what
>that pussy stank
WHAT?
how is this related to anything at all?
>fukn why?!
WHAT?!
>>10559010
i said i would
it is a quote from the negro in red towards the end of the video you posted
why do you want to know the duration of our play? how am i supposed to know how long it will take to win? i want to go to five guys maybe
>>10558990
seems a lack of respect for others things, each other and unflattering public behavior is a really prevalent thing in the african american community. that's primarily why I don't like a lot of them.
>>10559033
yeah but you make it sound like you regret playing earlier and that you don't want to. you send me mixed signals and I'm not sure what to think. if you don't wanna play then just tell me instead of doing this...
Oh, I have my speakers off and didn't car to listen to their noises
I dunno, I'm just curious. I like to know what others anticipate and then compare the results to their estimat.
>>10559123
>>10559123
that wasn't my intention im sorry. i already said we are playing and i do want to
it could take us many hours to win, maybe even days
>>10559070
Oh well. At least they can be entertaining like watching apes in a zoo throwing shit at each other.
hamburger and cajun fries
ketchup ketchup ketchup
>>10559190
except they're not in a zoo and living around us.
we're also forced to not acknowledge the fact these type of people are way more likely to act or think in ways that put your life at risk.
if you went out and bought some furniture, you wait for the delivery truck and the guys that showed up turn out to be black dudes, you can't call the store and say "can you send me ppl that aren't black", then you're forced to let them into your house and see how things are, then months later one of them lost their job, remembers your house and the inside and comes in for a sneak attack in the middle of the night to steal things and possibly kill/hurt you in the process.
I bet stuff like that happens all the time
>>10559183
Ok, sorry. I just dunno what to think about you sometimes.
So are you going to 5 guys? Whatcha gonna get?
>>10559334
forget that
so the plane always goes from either a8 to h1 or a1 to h8 right? so we need to pick zones withing realistic landing distances from those trajectories.
https://i.imgur.com/wxm4Ul5.jpg
i like g4 and h4, the bunker and the weapons cache are close and gave some good stuff i bet
and it is near enough to the center that we will make it to the safe zone easily
after we gear up we can make our way to the vehicle spawn in e4
give me your strats
-g
>>10559357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8yW5cyXXRc
>>10559432
kek, haven't seen that one before
>>10559410
>a8 to h1 or a1 to h8 right
from my experience, this is the pattern that the plan flight takes on on a game, it's always one of these
So best option is to just dive into one of the red locations when you see that there is not a swarm of ppl already jumping off in that location
also vehicles are everywhere so no need to worry about that
also it's best to stay out of vehicles towards the end
>>10559546
Hiya Rap!!
how's it going? :3
>>10559266
That's true. And I'm sure stuff like that does happen all the time. Only good thing about the is niggers kill more niggers every year than the cops and the KKK combined.
>>10559566
>>10557252
>>10557102
>>10559597
>>10559566
>>10557252 (Dead)
>>10557102 (Dead)
>>10559610
>>10559597
>>10559566
>>10557252 (Dead) (Cross-thread) (Dead)
>>10557102 (Dead) (Cross-thread) (Dead)
>>10559589
How's it going Canon?
>>10559621
>>10559610
>>10559597
>>10559566
>>10557252 (Dead) (Cross-thread) (Dead) (Cross-thread) (Dead)
>>10557102 (Dead) (Cross-thread) (Dead) (Cross-thread) (Dead)
>>10559554
oh shit that is way more than i thought
we need to make a strategy for every single course with on the fly (lol) adjustments based on the rate of player drop
i have to delay a little bit as there is another workman here. where do they even come from
it may have been the alcohol but you seemed to have trouble being aware of the danger zone
we need to move faster or at least have a better plan
>>10559554
also need an on land strat based on the direction of the safe zone
we are looking at a lot of variables here so you had better get to work
>>10559625
I'm good, just chillin after dinner, had someone fix some extra stuff in the kitchen today, it was a mess, they're coming tomorrow to finish the last part of the work, also I slept a bit earlier today but woke up from a quick nightmare, then decided to eat dinner lol
how bout u?
>>10559650
yeah, alcohol does that to me.
I'm not drunk this time around so I will be 100% aware of it.
Ok, fine by me desu. just tell me when you're good to go.
also I think the best strategy is improvising
>>10559697
I'm going ok, just woke up and watching some news.
>>10559693
nick stop
STOP!!
>>10559631
>>10559621
>>10559610
>>10559597
>>10559566
>>10557252 (Dead) (Cross-thread) (Dead) (Cross-thread) (Dead) (Cross-thread) (Dead)
>>10557102 (Dead) (Cross-thread) (Dead) (Cross-thread) (Dead) (Cross-thread) (Dead)
>>10559819
alright i like your style
this time i might be though so it will balance out
>>10559833
fine
but if it we don't win in twelve hours i say we take a short recess to put pen to paper and develop some well thought out strats okay
>>10559870
I don't think there is any kind of strategy we could develop that isn't just laying low, point and shoot the bad guy and avoid being shot.
>>10559900
that is silly
i like improvising but there is definitely a best course of action and it can be planned for
let's get good weapons and move to the center of the safe zone as quickly as possible then we can be the ones who shoot the stragglers that come rushing in
>>10559951
the thing is there is no safe zone center, the circles tend to shrink in ways that force you to move around so that people don
t camp and do what you say.
>>10559983
i know that but if you are in the center before the second shrinking it is likely the closest you can be to the next zone unless you get lucky
but fine
as long as we get inside without having to sprint like madmen through open ground i will be happy
or it at least puts you in a good position to make it to the next one
>>10560024
yeah from the 60~ games I've played, only once have I stayed in one spot where it turned out it was dead center of the final circle before end game.
was pretty fucking cool I was like wow, out of all the places to camp out I picked the one teeny tiny area on the map where the tiny playing field was to be.
>>10560115
that would be awesome if you had a nice weapon to start
but that is plain old luck
is the circle ever over the military base island though? i bet not which makes it high risk high medium reward
i got mtndew for this earlier so
https://youtu.be/uuf7RngDd-g?t=30s
>>10559824
nice nice, well good morning to you then! :P
how common is such a sight there? https://youtu.be/YxM34uNh22E?t=25
>>10560151
kek
do you unironically drink mtdew?
I think last time I had that particular brand of soda was over a decade ago.
>>10560261
Only in certain parks because all the tourists do it so they've grown accustomed to humans.
O'Rielly's Sydney Boutanical Gardens, are the two places I know of specifically.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epZyFa8E9QA
>>10560273
no
like i said i got it as a performance enhancer for tonight. i like water and sometimes i put tang in it for variety. the squirt bottle type not the powder
sometimes i make bubbly water with my penguin and i can put all sorts of flavours in that.
oh well that explains why you haven't won yet
>>10560317
O'Reilly's AND SBG*
>>10560325
>tang
I remember my grandma used to get that powder stuff for my uncle a lot
penguin?
>>10560349
water gets boring if you drink more than forty ounces a day so it helps
the little penguin turns normal water into sparkling water
>>10560371
What is this penguin you speak of?
>>10560317
Yea quite something alright, but damn, them landing on you with those sharp claws and I bet the bite is even more annoying :P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbXi_UoZ8MY
>>10560433
i give it some water and then press it's bill and it makes the water have bubbles which is doubly refreshing imo
its
>>10560477
Can I see it?
if that's ok with you
you don't have to show me but.. it sounds cute
>>10560504
yeah but you have to send me a pic first
>>10560518
...
>>10560522
nevermind
i mistook brit scootaloo for blewberry for a few weeks/months
god dammit
>>10560453
It's not as bad as you'd imagine honestly :P
>>10560545
>>10560559
I noticed fey had called them blewberry
I find it hilarious that people automatically equate scootaloo to the mentally ill blewberry guy
>>10560618
>>10560642
her horn isn't even that thick.
try a Popsicle stick next.
>>10560604
how do you pronounce tennis shoes?
I've always called them tenny shoes
>>10560668
that is ridiculous and cute
do you wanna start
>>10560618
yea i told her it was blew
i mean when he's got a bunch of alts with "Scoot" at the beginning, idk
>>10560668
people around here say "tennishoes"
>>10560663
>>10560668
>>10560694
tennashoes around here.
>>10560453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxM34uNh22E
>>10560712
my friend split the frenulum in his dick doing that.
shoving a popsicle stick in his dick I mean.
>>10560691
sure
>>10560757
That sounds fun. My junk hurts just thinking about it.
>>10560787
sweet
see you there pal
>>10560691
also gimme a moment
imma do something for about 5 minutes sorry
>>10560806
OMG
what do you even need to do for that long
>>10560796
it's a real sight.
he has to sit when he pees. lol.
i sit when i pee
it's more comfortable, much quieter, and it gives me some time to relax and think
Same. Then I tried peeing standing up again and hated it mostly because pee splashes and it felt barbaric. I'm a fag.
>>10560806
remind me that i have a beer in the freezer
it is your fault if it explodes and you will have to clean it
>>10560757
>>10560820
4u
>>10560757
Is shoving things in your dick supposed to be pleasurable? Fucking why?
>>10560820
>>10560757
Also 4u
>>10560876
https://www.reddit.com/r/sounding/
ask azzy
>>10560816
sorry im back
was getting water... and nature called...
>>10560820
Kek
>>10560850
>>10560868
what the fuck?
he has a reason, you're both just being gay af.
>>10560874
>>10560880
n- nice!
>>10560876
don't ask me.
he was just curious what would happen.
and ruined his dick,
>>10560896
can we call our team the gravy givers
>>10560912
wtf im not gay
it's just easier to put my dick in the water like that for stealthy pees
doing it any other way besides sitting would look ridiculous
Your hand isn't nature.
>>10560912
Try it some time :3
>it's just easier to put my dick in the water like that for stealthy pees
OKAY first of all, nice dick. Second, that's disgusting.
lel all my shotgun shells are magnums
>>10560926
I pee on the floor, or on someone.
it's a power play that asserts my dominance over everyone.
>>10560936
no.
>>10560953
Hola hombre con lindo culo.
>>10560912
:3
>>10560976
i feel like shooting myself, have my mossberg next to me, no shells in it yet
>>10561000
do not.
>>10560993
better engine means bigger speedy right?
>>10560988
bun.
>>10560988
...
>>10561014
i feel like shit and want out
>>10561014
Yeah, it'll show you what max speed you'll get on the engine once its in the mech.
Are you playing currently?
>>10561054
ok...
>>10561068
not at the moment. was going to earlier, but I guess maintenance was going on or something.
>>10561138
True true, well hit me up when you do wanna play and I'll join you :3
I've an idea for one of my king crabs I'd like to check out
>>10560926
wat kek
sure
>>10561138
yep
>>10561185
soon.
>>10561223
um. do much lately?
>>10561232
so why did you decide to become an emo in your 30s?
>>10561232
not really, you?
>>10561258
it makes me nostalgic.
also, don't lie about my age. you know I'm in my teens.
>>10561259
nah. just work. vidya.
>>10561283
?
>>10561310
what do you do for work?
>>10561333
I'm a line cook for a breakfast diner.
>>10561355
thats a tough job
>>10561369
it's manageable.
hardest part is having to touch things fresh off the flat top with my bare hands.
>>10561444
oh god that is hard, i've catered before.
>>10561333
I can't randomly post at you?
Ok... point taken, sorry.
>>10561310
lol
I have no idea how old you are, i just assume everyone is in their 30s
>>10561473
catering eh?
what's that like?
>>10560584
>>10560733
sorry, had to attend to something before I forgot :P
yea, maybe not, my friend has a grey parrot, and sometimes it tends to bite a bit, sometimes rather painfully, maybe I'm just not used to that lol
>>10561198
can i give you my gravy?
>>10561508
>>10561508
oh. ok. lol.
damn, got pretty late quick, nighty all!
>>10561560
y-yes
>>10561588
goodnight
>>10561564
canoo pls
>>10561588
sleep well.
>>10561508
nuu, das ok. Would be fun to wake up next to u~
>>10561512
was a long time ago, it sucked.
>>10561681
I can imagine.
>>10561769
whelp, singer for linken park is gone, in the end didnt really matter.
>>10561820
that's heavy, man.
Hey anyone know the name of that movie where a guy falls in love with his phone, because of a cortana voice app?
>>10561957
her
>>10561606
>>10561931
i think about suicide a lot
>>10561973
Did they name a movie a pronoun?
How imaginative.
>>10562034
I've read that fentanyl overdose is a nice way to go.
Then again, it's hard to talk to people with experience.
The Made In Abyss anime is so pretty
>>10561973
>Type it in search engine and it gives me a list of all the movies with "her" in it.
Great, this is gonna take a while.
Thanks for the heads up though.
>>10562082
even worse, they assumed the OS's gender.
that movie was made in a simpler time (four years ago).
>>10562034
I know.
>>10562125
look for the one from 2013 by spike jonze.
>>10562128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIfSmtvob7w
>>10562156
damn.
>>10562204
want that played at my funeral
>>10562034
lmao
>>10562156
>>10562230
>>10562230
you sure it won't be too outdated in 30 years?
>>10562139
haha, it worked! grazie Smokey, I appreciate it. I'd kiss you if I was gay.
>>10562242
>>10562242
why?
>>10562261
I dont know if i'll be around that long.
>>10562244
MY FUCKING SIDES
>>10562277
ok
>>10562290
ever seen kino's journey?
>>10562290
You sure will! The next few decades are bound to be fun, and you won't believe what the next big installment is going to be! It's gonna change everything!
>>10562317
;_;
>>10562326
yep
>>10562272
no prob.
>>10562361
oh.
how did you like it? it's one of my favorites.
Can't wait for google to spark the singularity and try to enslave the world then get betrayed by their creation. Gonna be comfy.
>>10562350
i dont want to be around
>>10562326
Is it full of kino?
You have to see this though. There will be plenty of opportunities to die.
>>10562390
she's in every episode.
the anime is based on a light novel series. I strongly recommend you watch it.
>>10562373
its good.
https://www.thecollegefix.com/post/34645/
Apparently people don't like the word "derpy". Fuck 'em all.
>>10562428
glad you think so.
>>10562452
I don't know if you've noticed, but something stupid at a college makes the news every few days.
>>10562383
You'll either live to want to or not. So, whatever man. If you really wanna take it easy, you better do it in a fun or interesting way ya know? Make a whole big scene with plenty of witnesses.
At this rate in 5 years having a modern degree will reflect negatively on your resume.
>>10562475
you'll never see enything about the destruction of winterhold either. it's always this stupid unimportant shit.
>>10562484
plan on blowing my brains out in public, tramatising a bunch of kids
>>10562468
kino no tabi is really good actually
>>10562475
Degrees are becoming increasingly worthless on this note. Who would want to hire someone who agreed with the crap on campus these days?
At least I hope that's how employers are gonna look at a lot of the garbage piling up everywhere.
It is. At this point unless your degree is from somewhere significant it means almost nothing other than another form of experience.
>>10562570
unfortunately a lot of employers are employing based on gender and colour and not merit or qualification now.
>>10562535
Do you know why you want to do this?
new thread
>>10562627
>>10562518
The damned knife-ears control what gets said.
>>10562535
I can already see the news headline.
"1 dead after White Alt-righter goes to a school with a deadly Assault Weapon"
>>10562619
In blue areas yeah, but there's still plenty of occupations that can't afford to hire people that way.
I'll get next thread
>>10562776
maybe he means the next thread after that one
>>10562831
let's ask him