First 24.

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Based Star God

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Erwin Rommel

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>>10551671
Fuyuzora Kogarashi

>>10551680
Again, it depends. They're not like wild animals where you can categorize them all into the same little niche, they're all different. Youkai like tanuki or imps usually just mess with people, move things around, cause minor inconveniences and scare people, but then you've got demons, evil spirits, things that'll cause some serious harm, and maybe kill people. It just changes depending on what kind you're talking about.

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>>10551671
Araragi Karen

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Nui

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>>10551671
Saber

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Kumagawa

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Kosaku Kawajiri

>>10551627
Blonde. Blue eyes. She's rather short, and a bit crazy. She's rather violent. There's a chance she'll be kind to you, but we have scuffled a few times.
>Kosaku looks to the side, unsure on what to say. "Tell her the truth and risk this getting worse, or bluff and leave without a trace? I hate it when I'm confronted with such difficult questions."
A week or two at the most. I have been faced with a few difficulties lately, and I think going to Morioh will help with me staying low. When will that be possible?
>>10551670
It's after hours, Chie. The staff have long been gone, and I'm surprised you two are part of the night shift now. When did you two manage to get a job? Is this not illegal? We won't be arrested, will we?
>Kosaku nods, heading into the kitchen with a smile. "Time to test your fatherly skills, Kosaku. Can you cook scrambled eggs without them suspecting anything wrong?"
We make scrambled eggs in Morioh, too, Usotsuki. My scrambled eggs in particular are Morioh-approved, so you need not worry about it tasting off. Are you two allergic to anything?

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Craig

>>10551670
Dark stuff? That wasn't dark, that's just how all conversations with me are supposed to go, with me as the victor.
>The skeleton has his own big grin on his skull as both ladies accept his hand, effectively erasing the previous conversation (at least, to him).
Fantastic! Getting acquainted with the real world, huh? I didn't even know that that happened to you. How great for you, loony! And Chie, keeping your mind sharp hey? What kind of books do you enjoy reading?

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>>10551691
So just like Humans then?

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Woman in Blue Clothes

>>10551630
>The woman laughs at his stupidity as she wiggle her arm in front of him.
I never knew how terrible it was to lack a brain until I met you! I meant my arm bonehead! Feel for yourself. If you dare!
>>10551649
I know! I am making a list of things that I need to consume. Next on it is a machine. I was always curious in trying one. The supermarket? Aha! I have heard of this before! I shall check it out once I leave. I greatly appreciate this, mysterious boy. Until our paths cross again.

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>>10551710
Yeah, actually. That's a good way to think about it.

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>>10551671
Chie and Usotsuki

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>>10551671
Lenny's Dick

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Arashi

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Gintoki Sakata

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>>10551671
Crusty Sean

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Caster

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Hakuno Kishinami

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Barkis

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>>10551715
Aww, frick. I really don't like talking to you; you're one of the few people that actually make me feel the sting of lacking a brain. Usually I'm the one who has to call others idiots. I mean, you're still an idiot of course. You thought getting electrocuted actually shows your skeleton.
>Craig casts the photo aside and grabs hold of her arm, moving it up and down as if he were playing with a lever.
It seems like a regular ol' arm to me.

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Magane

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Kenzou Tenma

>>10551671
Powdered Toast Man

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Literally me

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>>10551701
C: Y-yeah, but I don't remember...uhm...yeah, I don't remember even getting in here. But nope, nothing!
>Uso takes the liberty of hopping on a seat and spinning in place with a laugh, leaning against it.
U: Just pollen~. And don't worry, I'm of-age, my growth's just stunted reeeal bad.
>>10551707
C: Uh...right...h-haha, mostly just fantasy, but I've been brushing up one some fancier sciences, too.
>The blonde rolls her eyes at the nerdery.
U: There's a lot that a lottta people don't know about me, skeleman. I pity you, you can't even eat!

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>>10551671
>>10551746

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>>10551717
So what makes you different from the police?

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Mikun

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>>10551751
Uhhh.. I'm the ghost police. Yeah. That's a good way to phrase it. Ghost police. Extremely underpaid ghost police.

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Paladin

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>>10551744
Ohhhhh fuuuuuck

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>>10551671
The Song

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Togame

>>10551701
I shall be on the lookout then! Maybe this young woman just needs to form a bond. I have seen it do wonders before. As for leaving, we can do it once I want to. It is that simple!
>The giddiness she was feeling earlier seems to slowly disappear little by little. Her everpresent smile just a fraction of what it usually is.
But when you leave, will you come back?
>>10551735
I am an expert at making others feel stupid. You couldn't ever compare to me.
>With her arm being grabbed, the skelton's fingers begin to sink in like a foam mattress. As he moves up and down, it turns out to be very floppy.
So? What do you feel?

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Nemu

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Mr. Krupp

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>>10551748
Fantasy's a good genre, just don't read any garbage with paladins in it. They're trash. The only acceptable book with paladins in it are ones where they're getting killed by the undead.
>Craig places a hand in Chie's hand and ruffles her hair for reasons known only to the skeleton, a warm-ish smile on his face as he stares down into her eyes. Slowly, his heard turns to face Uso.
Oh! You shouldn't pity me, I live a fulfilling unlife. I should pity you, really. You look like a wreck.

>>10551776
>The skeleton releases his hold on her arm, a disturbed look on his skull as he looks down at the ground.
W-what? What kind of person is born without a skeleton?!
>The skeleton raises his head and points a shaky finger at Elizabeth as he takes a step back.
You're disgusting! Foul! A freak of nature! What keeps you together, some sort of foul magic? You're unnatural. You shouldn't exist. Either that, or at least be a jellyfish or something.

>>10551766
He's just been a filler.

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>>10551748
Oh, well. Enjoy my cooking for now and we can discuss getting out of here later. Though, one of you should check if the doors are locked or not.
>Kosaku gets to work, grabbing a pan and cracking some eggs. Turning on the radio, it's nothing more than a coincidence that Killer Queen comes on. "She keeps a Moet-et-Chandon in her pretty cabinet..."
I'll believe you once you show me your I.D. I'm surprised you two made a pizza just by yourself. Do you two even need me to cook?
>>10551776
I hope so. She seems to not have any parental figures, though hopefully she can learn some compassion soon. I believe it might change her for the better. And that's good. Once I am absolutely sure the danger is unavoidable, I will come to you about it.
>Kosaku grimaces, looking to the side. "Damn delinquents and their tendency to get in my way. If only that kid didn't steal my lunch."
I'm not sure about that. When I "left" Morioh, I was told that my family had missed me, yet the trouble I had gotten into there still persisted. I'm not sure if I c a n come back once I leave. It's not safe either way, I'm afraid. Don't worry about a simple, boring salaryman. Who would miss me?

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You guys are okay

>>10551807
Stop lying.

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>>10551807
Eyy you too.

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>>10551807

>>10551811
stop beating yourself/others up, anon's just speaking his mind

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Looks good?

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>>10551826
Yes. Let's go boys.

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Bloodbath

>>10551826
I know I can't prove myself but this is Elizabeth doing the tag. And I wish for her to take my place.
>>10551770
>>10551715

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>>10551826
Ready to go.

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>>10551826
Looks fine for the purposes we'll be dealing with.

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>>10551836
Night 1

>>10551826
>putting yourself in your own game

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>>10551671
Black Education

>>10551671
>tfw you just now realize a new thread was linked
fuck

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>>10551836
>Inside of his backpack, the skeleton finds a box. He throws it to the ground and crawls inside of it, establishing his campsite.
This is fine.

>>10551845
Remember, give all of your supplies to me because I'm better than you!

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>>10551848
>Dying in the bloodbath.
>>10551845
Press "F" to pay respects.

>>10551852
alright craig you have to kill one person
who is it and why

>>10551855
You deserve it.

Trash.

>>10551849
I really like the Kangs version of history.

White people were confined to a laboratory in Africa while black people had flying cars and shit like in the Jetsons, and then we broke out using stick and took over the world, destroying the blacks and enslaving them in the process

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>>10551836
>Someone dies at the bloodbath
Rigged
>>10551845
Me and him sure get along well.

>>10551796
>In response to him, her smile grows dark. Instead of the polite welcoming one, it is now more of a devious smirk helped by her glowing eyes narrowing.
You could never comprehend my true form. I only have the appearance of a human female to not frighten others. Why, even I am unsure exactly what I am. Intriguing, no?
>>10551798
Yes, the power of bonds can inspire great things. I have seen it myself countless times over and over again.
>Elizabeth takes a gloved hand to her eye just in case something happens.
Someone may. I know I will. You were the first one I truly bonded with here. I had thought you would be a wonderful help with my own journey. I didn't even get to know the secrets of your mysterious power!
>>10551836
So swift! I shall nickname you hot wheels.
>>10551845
Why should we hunt when we have bread right here? If we ask nicely, I am sure he would let us him eat him!

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>>10551855
Night 1**

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>>10551869
I won't be getting anywhere fast except a shallow grave with a wound like this, I better find something to wrap this up with.

>>10551869
I can see the trophy right in my hands! I do hope they spell my name correctly. That would be embarrassing.

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>>10551869
Day 2

>>10551880
Nice last event

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>>10551869
Did you hear about those two holding hands?
Thinking they are such a couple

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>>10551796
C: H-haha, are you sure you're not just biased?
>Chie blinks in blatant confusion about the touch, while Uso just looks disgusted by the gesture.
U: At least I'm not just a pile of grump~. Now this wreck has all the chances to enjoy herself ever! When was the last time you tasted something, huh? Do you even remember?
>>10551798
C: Oh, right! Good idea.
>Uso's tone turns sour as she leans against the counter, while Chie skips over to the doors.
U: I was locked in my room since way before I could've gotten one, I only broke out a few days ago. You jerk. You've got a lot of time to read up on how to cook stuff when you don't have anything to do like...ever.
>With her piece said, Uso starts kicking her legs back and forth, humming along to the song.
>>10551836
C: I don't need this...do you?
U: Nope!
>>10551845
U: Loud justice girl, heeeeey!
C: Oh. Hi! Do you know any of these other people?

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>>10551880
C'mon Mr. Bones, let's work together and get a skele-ton of work done!

>>10551880
Hey wait a second here

>>10551880
Fix this

Is it just me or are the captchas taking a deucedly long time to load now?

>>10551860
Have they ever tried to justify how da wite boiz enslaved the superior black melanin rich omegagods with their tech?

>>10551900
Just you.

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>>10551880
>using AutoCropper and this happens.
Press "F" to pay respects.

>>10551903
The blacks let themselves be enslaved as a sign of superiority nigga.

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>>10551900
>I had to swap to Legacy, it was intolerable.

>>10551900
Go to settings and check legacy captcha

have you heard of the high elves

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>>10551908
Night 2

>>10551919
me on the left

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>>10551867
>Kosaku puts a hand on her shoulder, forcing her to look him in the eyes. "There's no getting out of this, is there? Either I go back to Morioh and have Josuke come after me, or I stay and risk those two coming after me. What am I supposed to say?"
And I think you helped me in many ways, too. I don't know what to do, if you really want me to tell the truth. Two people here are after me, and I don't want to risk getting others hurt because of my carelessness. It's complicated living a quiet life, you can probably tell.
>Kosaku laughs without any joy to it. "Now she's sad. Good job, Kosaku."
>>10551885
I think you should get one, assuming you're not lying for some reason. You can drive, and probably get a real sense of freedom. What do you think, Usotsuki? Or are you looking for a quiet life like me?
>Kosaku sings the chorus to himself, cooking the scrambled eggs. "She's a Killer Que~~~~en! Gunpowder, gelatine! Dynamite with a laser beam! Guaranteed to blow your mind, anytime!"
Chie! Are the doors locked? I'm just about finished with the scrambled eggs!

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>>10551933
Day 3

>>10551863
>pets

>>10551880
Oh, you caught me! What is a defenseless woman to do in a situation like this?
>With a smile on her face, Elizabeth mutters some words to herself. An explosion of blue fire appears behind the boy, allowing her to escape. Her laughter echoing through the night.
>>10551933
My hat. My one of a kind hat! Who would be so devous to do such a vile act?

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>>10551933
Why thank you, Tim Burton character!

>loot skeleton
>Bone (1)

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>>10551860
When are the black Egyptians going to pay the Israelites their reparations for 400+ years of slavery?

>>10551884

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>>10551940
Press "F" to pay respects

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>>10551856
Karen. It's a joke how long I've let her live for when I've killed people far better than her. It isn't fair to them. Truthfully I could've killed her already but I was out of my mind and held back. Oh well, I'm sure the opportunity will come again some day.

Asking me who I wanna kill is easy. Is it easy question day? It feels like easy question day with all of these easy questions getting thrown around.

>>10551867
>The skeleton feels a lump in his throat form as Elizabeth changes her demeanour in an instant. He felt sick and wanted to throw up, but was incapable of doing so.
A boneless creature, huh? A true form I can't com-
>The tension is immediately ruined as the skeleton erupts into hysterics. His mind wanders as he says "boneless," thinking of that extremely funny "boneless pizza" meme that was making the rounds on the Internet a month ago. Wiping an imaginary tear away from his eyes, the skeleton slowly recovers from his latest laughing fit.
Haha, ahh...I don't get it. What's that even mean?
>The skeleton says to himself, although to Elizabeth it probably sounds like he's still talking to her, rather than completely losing his mind for a second.

>>10551880
>>10551893
Ugh, leave the puns to me alright? I mean, I would've used the same pun that you did it's just that it'd sound better coming from a skeleton.

>>10551885
Ha, what makes you say that? Even if I am a skeleton, it's objective truth that paladins are absolute trash.
>The skeleton grits his teeth and digs his fingers into Chie's scalp as he continues to talk. It seems he still hasn't recovered fully from that spur of anger earlier as he stares into Uso's eyes with a clenched jaw.
I can't remember, but that doesn't matter! I taste victory all the time, that's the only taste I need to know!

>>10551933
My bad! It's kinda dark, I was trying to use the trees as guidance.
>Craig quickly lets go of Kumagawa's hand. Like a mature adult skeleton, he decides not to make a big deal out of it.

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>>10551884
>>10551951
Oh shit, sorry bro, was testing the legacy captcha

>>10551948
the israelites was black too nigga ain't you seen the drawings nigga? we wuz enslaved and shit nigga

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>>10551942
>Blushes and smiles

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>>10551953
Hm, I guess I should make butter puns then huh?

>>10551959
Time for another lesson.

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>>10551940
Fuck it, this shit's gay.
>The skeleton presses his gun against his skull and pulls the trigger, blasting out shards of bone as bullets pierce through him. The skeleton then collapses into a pile of bones, dead.

>>10551945
Oi, dick! I...eh. Keep it, it might be the bad luck bone. I don't need that bone.

>>10551960
Yeah, stick to the toasty stuff. Us skeletons don't get a lot so we hold onto our puns quite dearly.

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>>10551952
Night 3

>>10551958
But that would mean blacks were the first to enslave blacks.

>>10551964
>it was your funny bone

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>>10551962
Ohh, what is the lesson this time, teacher?

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>>10551964
Pun intended??

>>10551973
Handiwork.

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>>10551966
Are you an idiot? I wouldn't be caught dead getting blood on my hands for this.
It's also a complete waste of a pretty face. I'll just say this, I'm not doing this.

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>>10551971
The world is such a bleak place. Let me return to my grave, for I have already discovered the ultimate joke: life itself. And it's not a funny joke.

>>10551975
Butter course!

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>>10551981
Ohh, you want me to stroke your cock then?~

>>10551967
y-yeah but we built the pyramids.... we was kangs...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLXOkZtAkPw

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>>10551989
EXCUSE ME???

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>>10551953
>>10551964
>>10551975
>>10551986
Y'know Craig, ever thought of doing stand-up comedy? We could be a duo, doing puns on a roll with the audience rattling with laughter!

>>10551989
You're quick to catch on. A fast learner.

>>10551939
>She looked on the verge of tears before. Now she looks up to him with a curious look with red eyes.
I never knew! Who may these people be? Anyone I may know? Perhaps that robot we pranked before?
>>10551940
>Elizabeth poorly hides underneath two leaves. It is not even covering her body, just her face.
I have to taste his cooking again!
>>10551953
Yes, I don't get it myself!
>Laughing herself, the mood changes completely between the two. Elizabeth's smirk once again back to her normal smile.
Despite my mysterious and apparently, eldricth, orgins, you will find that I am quite nice. I do not wish scare you. Only when it amuses me.
>>10551966
What won't happen? I am quite sure I will die tomorrow morning. I do hope it will be a grand death!

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test

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>>10551966
Day 4

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>>10552000
Dude what the fuck did I say about skeleton puns? I said lay off, that's what I said about them. I hear one more gosh darn skeleton pun come out of your mouth I'll shove you in a toaster, alright?

>>10552003
Huh? Yeah sure, whatever you say. What are your thoughts on me enjoying murdering people? Is that something you can let slip, or are we going to run into trouble somewhere along the line? I want to know how far your niceness extends.

>>10552009
icles

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>>10552027
Night 4

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>>10551995
Is there something wrong with that, anon?
>>10552001
>I reach down and rub my finger along your cock before using my hand to massage it, top to bottom

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>>10552032
Day 5

Post your main non-HG related anime ship and rate how autistic from 1 to 10

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>>10551967
Black people are truly a gift from God

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>>10552042
Night 5

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>>10552028
What?? And you get to use toast puns? That's some discrimination right there!

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>>10552032
>>10552027
The plan worked

>>10552038
You're less of a student and more of a pet at this point.
>pets your slutty head
Don't miss a spot.

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>>10552003
I can't tell you. It's bad enough that I told you they're after me, I cannot have them going after you as well. I am too protective to let that happen. And it certainly isn't him. I haven't seen them lately, but they will go after me.
>Kosaku looks to the side, just in case they are here. "It's not worth telling her who they are. They'll tell her, and she'll turn on me, and if she knows that much about me, I'm good as dead."
Why do you wish to know, anyway? I believe that I shouldn't drag you into this. It was my fault I got myself in trouble, is it not?

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>>10552046
Day 6

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>>10552027
>>10552032
>>10552049
AAAH!

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>>10552038
Ok, that's it. Get out. Get out of HG. Go to erp to do lewd shit.

If you don't leave then you're gonna have to deal with ME!!?

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>>10552061
Night 6

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>>10552047
Yes. Skeletons have faced so much persecution in the past that we should be allowed to do whatever we want now. It's only fair given the amount of work we give into supporting the entire human race.

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>>10552045
>>10552069
>>10552059
>>10552047
>>10552038
>>10552028
>>10552003
>Throws a fucking flaming swastika at you

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>>10552046
I can't see a thing from here, I'll have to get to higher ground.
>>10552070
Mob courage is a momentary thing, once it's gone it's gone for good. I'll say that explosive made quick work of their courage.

It's down to me and you Kumagawa. May the best man win.

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>>10552070
Day 7

We have a winner.

>>10552027
Have the ones above come to punish me for me recklessness? Well not today! Tata!
>>10552032
Now my stockings are destroyed?! Just who is doing this?
>>10552042
Even if we do find nobody, I do hope we can form everlasting bonds from this.
>>10552046
All alone again.
>With nothing else to do, she fantasizes holding the tropy once more. Takoyaki raining down all around her.
>>10552061
>The force of the throw ends her onto to the ground. Looking back up, she flicks the handle of it.
Looks as though I will need to get a new dress as well.

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>>10552083
You did a mighty fine job kid. Good work. A victory well deserved.

Thank you for the sport, Host.

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>>10552074
But what about toast people? When the world was in need to have something with their jam we were there. But nowadays we are being persecuted because of our gluten heritage, saying they don't want it in their foods!

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>>10552077
>The skeleton utilizes his third dimension of movement and sidesteps the flaming swastika.
Not today, Hitler.

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Wait, where did Nui lose?
>>10552058
I won't miss anything, teach~

>I proceed to lick the tip as a stroke it with both hands
>>10552069
Oh no, will you punish me?~

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>>10552090
Well forgive me for not sympathising with the plights for a race of sentient toast.
>Craig says sarcastically.
Nobody cares about talking toast, you're irrelevant. Everybody cares about skeletons because everybody's got one.

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>>10552083
Congratulations.

I wish I had a nicer wincard, I hope it'll do.

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>>10551933
U: Hey, let's go grab ice cream instead.
>>10551939
U: I can get around juuuust find without it! Haha, my effect can even keep up with a motorcycle, I tested it the other day! Just because my name means something doesn't mean I am that something...I'm just looking to indulge myself now! After so long doing nothing? Oooh yeah~. It's good to be able to stretch your legs and just do whatever comes to mind first.
>There's a bit of a clatter as she tries the door.
C: Oh. Uuuhm...there's a padlock. But I think I can get rid of it!
>>10551953
C: The knight in shining armor thing is so cool, though...! I think I'd like to play as a druid, that sounds like something that'd be fun, you know?
>Chie flinches at the grip, and her smile turns a bit strained, but she doesn't say anything.
U: Ooooh, whatever, think what you feel, I'm in too good a mood! I always wanted to be a warlock anyways~.

>Sorry, had to do something suddenly

>>10552083
>>10552100
>shitter filler wins

Oh, I don't believe those rumors, my friend. Besides, who would ever want to harm such beauty?

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>>10552100
U: Good work edgy guy!
C: Thanks a bunch for this!

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Placements.

>>10552096
Good girl. Keep going until I finish. And I hope you know where it goes?

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I wish KK would come back

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>>10552099
Oh well that's just offensive! Y'know, you skeleton people are weak, you need flesh in order to product yourself, maybe you're all cowards!
>>10552100
Congrats and thanks btw

>>10552110
Thanks for hosting mate.

>>10552115
He just won the game?

>>10552115
>Implying he isn't lurking like every other jaded oldfag

>>10552115
Me too

>>10552119
protect*

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>>10552111
Every last drop goes into my mouth, correct?~

>>10552115
I want him to play that frog girl again.

>>10552121
Das not him

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>>10552109
>>10552119
>>10552120
Thank you for putting up with the game, I wish it could've gone better.

>>10552100
>>10552110
>AFK buff is real

Now I feel bad.

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>>10552077
What the—?
>Kosaku takes the hit, falling to the ground in pain. "Was that a swastika? You're kidding me! I'm not even going to try and think of a Stand for that, that's too bizarre to even be one!"
What a horrible feeling, being caught off guard and almost dying... I must get away as soon as I can.
>>10552110
Thank you, sir.
>>10552104
Hmm, hmm. You seem a lot more jovial now than you were before. I suppose that's what freedom does to you—hold on! Chie! Don't get it off or else we might set off the alarm! We'll do that after we eat and run!
>Kosaku finishes making the scrambled eggs, almost having a heart attack when he hears the door clanging. "Must these children always frighten me when I see them? Give me a break." Bringing out two plates, Kosaku places the scrambled eggs on the both of them, and the plates on the counter.
There we go. Kawajiri-style eggs. Do you two want a drink to go with that?

>>10552128
Absolutely correct. You really are a smart one. Now finish it.

>>10552028
Killing? It would be far to easy for me to kill most things so I tend to not enjoy it. I know something as mindless as you must enjoy acting out your carnal desires whenever you can. I am not like you.
>>10552059
That is true that it is your fault. But being in a bond means helping your friends through it all the way.
>The tears are now flowing, she gives him a bright smile show how she really feels.
I think with the combined power between you and I, we will be successful in stopping them!
>>10552077
>The attack hits woman directly, knocking her off her feet. As she picks herself back up, she dusts off the soot gathered on her.
That was quite the unique formation! The actual attack could use some work though.
>>10552110
Well done! I thank you for hosting. And before I forget...
>>10551855
>>10551908
>>10551952
My respects goes to you all!

>>10552131
Did he tell you that on discord too?

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HEY CRAIG

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>>10552156
THESE PICTURES ARE FOR YOU

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>>10552145
Thank you for participating.

>>10552130
That was Hikki.

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>>10552165

>>10552152
I love how every jaded oldfag suddenly appears to damage control and when someone asks them why the fuck their here, it's always one of their gophers that tells them in DM like it matters to them.

Is it possible yo fag God without godmoding?

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>>10552172
and that's it lmao

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>>10552143
>I put your cock deep in my mouth and push my head on it, eager for your release~

>>10552115
Anzu is pretty cute

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>>10552142
C: It's just a padlock...okay? I don't even see anything all fancy and electronic.
>Chie continues looking about slowly, surprisingly thorough for someone like her. After a moment she shrugs and hurries over, taking a seat.
C: You didn't get anything for yourself? Water would be fine!
U: Hahahaha! You know it! Don't expect me to apologize for what I did when I thought you weren't real~. Nothing would've happened anyhow!

>>10552177
No

>>10552180
buenos dias, nui

I'll never be as good as the RPers here.

>>10552180
>Cums directly down your throat, petting your head
I'll give you a barely passing grade. But you are improving. Next time we are going to work on your core.

>>10552205
fuck off Ramsay

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>>10552104
>Craig's pointed, bony fingertips scratch harder into Chie's scalp as she admits to thinking of paladins/knights as being "cool." He practically begins to tear into her as Uso continues talking, as if her very voice was driving him to insanity. Ignoring her, he leans down into Chie, his face almost pressing up against hers.
You think they're cool, do you? What, with the way they smash apart skeletons with mighty warhammers? Do you hate me that much? We hardly know each other.

>>10552119
We don't choose to be sealed in those flesh tombs. It's just how it is, we have to endure years of hardship before we are granted freedom.

>>10552110
Thanks for the game, guy.

>>10552145
Oh, so you're not opposed to it? Swell! And you really should stop hurling these insults my way, you've been just as dumb as I have on occasion. That electricity point was fairly stupid.

>>10552156
>>10552165
>>10552172
>>10552178
HELLO! Hello, and thanks for these images! I thought from the first image I was about to shank some chick, but beating her in a card game is fine too.

>>10552173
You seem kinda mad. Wanna talk about it?

>>10552203
That's not true, I've drastically declined in RP quality so that means you can definitely incline

>>10552152
KKs RP is better than that

>>10552203
Why

>>10552203
Well that's no way to think anon.

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>>10552145
>Kosaku pauses, surprise etched on his face. "What? She wants to help me? It's not possible. She doesn't care for me that much to aid me in any way, shape, or form. Is she that kind for me?" Kosaku smiles, not knowing how to react.
I'm not sure what to say, Elizabeth. You really want to help me? You don't even know what the trouble is for, and rest assured, it wasn't anything good. Are you sure you want to help me?
>>10552197
I'm not hungry, and it's after hours. I should be asleep, but I'm not because I have matters to attend to, like you kids. Aren't I a lucky salaryman?
>Kosaku laughs, yet glares at Usotsuki almost as if he's burning a hole through her. The look screams "Shut up or else I'll kill you for deceiving me. I have my limits, and now I'll look stupid for saying to everyone 'We might be in a dream'." Reaching for a glass, he comes back with a drink of water for Chie.
Don't worry, it's not poisoned—yes, Usotsuki, it isn't—and it should taste good.
>>10552203
(This is a lie because you will improve, subtly or not
I promise you you will)

>>10552213
Kek, I'll never be mad as a jaded oldfag.

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>>10552202
Greetings, anon! which one are you?
>>10552205
I hope i can do better next time~

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>>10552212
Ok, very well, I'll stop stealing your puns. Just don't say my kind is irrelevant, it's the yeast you can do.

>>10552217
He doesn't even RP. He's a nufag who niggered an oldfags ava for filler.

>>10552213
The assumptions and stuff makes it obvious it's Hoshi. Just ignore it desu.

>>10552168
KK was the first one back on /b/.

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>>10552232
Alright, I'll grant you that that decency. But that's as decent as I'll get., don't expect me to get any more decent than that.

why do the oldfags hate hoshi

>>10552253
>thinking it's just oldfags
kek

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>>10552245
Still, maybe we could do a pun-off sometime, trying to out do each other with my bread puns and your skeleton puns.

>>10552173
>has good rp
>plays characters people like
>not nufag filler

Why do people hate KK again?

>>10552261
because he's dead

>>10552261
He associated himself with the wrong people.

>>10552261
Because he shaved his legs

>>10552261
He sucks way too much nigger cock, it's awkward

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>Mai Secret Ability
>『Sleep Zombie』
>Effects
>Energy (Fixed) 100%
>Dexterity -30%
>Short Term Memory (Fixed) 30 Seconds

Activated...

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>>10552260
Eh, I'm not really into that punny business anymore. When you've lived as long as me you really exhaust all the puns you can make related to skeletons. I'll let the occasional one slip out every now and then because making dumb jokes is just in a skeleton's nature, but I'm not looking to have any sort of pun war any time soon. I'm just trying to live life, shooting as many people as I can.`

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>>10552203
>Not with that attitude. Just keep trying and having fun.
>>10552212
Well that would depend on what would be the target. A defenseless human? Heck no! A horrible creature that reaches far beyond your understanding. They would receive a ball of death right in their face! Oh ho ho. I am not stupid, dear friend. I just have a different way of thinking.
>>10552223
>Elizabeth was busy wiping away at the stream of tears, it is takes her a few second to register anything.
Pardon me. Something flew into both of my eyes. Of course Kosaku! That is what friends are for. I do not wish to know exactly what you did. It must be terrible for two people to be following you. But I will help you if you let me.

>>10552267
Just say he associated himself with Hoshi desu.

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>>10552261
If this isn't KK I'll eat my fucking shoes.

>>10552267
This >>10552284
The nufags who talk with Hoshi are will suffer the same fate

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>>10552282
Ah okay, I understand how enjoying life is way more important than making pu- wait shooting people?

>>10552270
cute

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>>10552284
>>10552291
That's right, I automatically ruin anyone who speaks to me. So don't fuck with me.

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>>10552278
Activated? Are you by chance a machine? Hmm, you don't seem to be the most energetic one. Perhaps I should leave you alone.

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>>10552283
>Kosaku weakly lets out a smile, going in for a hug out of sheer gratitude. "I am incredibly lucky that she wants to help me! I'll have a fighting chance against the Koichi clone and the hooded man!" Realizing what he's doing, he pulls away and bows.
It's alright, sincerely. I apologize for being too forward, I am simply grateful for this! They don't come around often, but something tells me they'll be chasing me very soon. It's good to have aid before the storm, is it not?

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>>10552283
And it's your different way of thinking that makes me dumber just for experiencing it. I genuinely thought you were asking me to grab the photo out of your hand because you're just that nutty. There's no telling with you. Oh yeah, on that defenceless human thing? Those make up the majority of my murders, they can't do a darn thing about it. It's kind of why I was asking, I was wondering if you were morally opposed to that or something.

>>10552303
Tbh i talked to you once and now my doctor gives me antidepressents

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>>10552296
Yeah, shooting people. I do it all the time, it's like my main hobby. Don't worry about it too much, you can't stop me. I'm immortal.

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>>10552304
I'm worried that when I get back to normal I won't be able to read my handwriting. When I'm in this mode I can't remember if my notes are readable or not.

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>>10552212
C: Ow...ow...owowowoowow...! I-I think the swords look fancy and how their armor looks, I prefer axes...c-cut it out!
U: Cut it out. Like she said. Do I have to bring Matchy out again?
>>10552223
C: W-we can keep care of ourselves...and I really don't think Uso's a kid...thank you, mister.
>Uso smiles in response, giving a bit of a shrug, quickly walking over to a refrigerator like you would normally see in a pizza store, taking out a 2-liter of some brand of soda, and strolls back over, setting it down with a thud.
U: Hey, honest, I didn't actually believe it! Oooh...and I don't think you're that evil~. Thaaaanks!
>Chie says a short prayer, while her new friend just tears straight in to it.

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>>10552319
>Implying you did.

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Good morning HG.

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>>10552321
Craig, it's my duty as a superhero to apprehend anyone who tries to harm anyone, and if what you're saying is true I'll have to take you down. Even if you're immortal you will spend the rest of your days in prison! Now, we can do this the easy way, or the toasty way, what do you think the right choice is?

>>10552334
Morning, bro.

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>>10552334
Good morning, African Soccer Professional.

>>10552334
Hey, Wiggins 2.0 soccer edition.

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>>10552327
I cannot leave two children stranded in a pizza shop during after hours. Usotsuki may not be a children, I believe, but it is against my better judgement to leave you two alone.
>Kosaku looks at the soda in disgust before shrugging, going to fetch himself a drink of water as well. "Children these days and their unhealthy eating habits. At least Chie has some manners. Good grief..."
Let's drop it for now. I've put it past me, even though it embarrasses me that I was right yet looked for evidence to prove you wrong. You're welcome.

>>10552343
How's the morning going for you anon? I hope you slept well bro.
>>10552345
Good morning Japanese Anime Girl, I'm actually french by the way.
>>10552353
And good morning to you as well anon, I hope you are well.

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>>10552327
>Craig releases his hold on Chie by pushing her away from him, a deranged smile on his face.
I bet you think it also looks cool when they're hacking through bone, but I won't press this any further. You should be glad you've got me in a good mood! And can I comment on how sweet it is Uso to see you being protective of your new friend? I didn't think somebody like you would be capable of that, but here you are! How lovely! You're such a lovely person!

>>10552338
Don't even bother. I already escaped from the flesh prison and nothing can contain a skeleton better than that. You can try to apprehend me but be warned because you're playing with fire.
You can imagine how dangerous that is for somebody like you.

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>>10552370
>Woops forgot pic! Although I 'm not even certain I need to post with it if it's just regular chatting.

>>10552370
Eh, it's a pretty normal morning for me.

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>>10552377
I was hoping you'd say that, time to subdue you with my corrosive croutons!

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>>10552316
>Once he pulls away, a small blush appears on her pale face. She mouths her words a while before clearing her throat.
Ahem! Well I am pleased to help you. Why, that was the most reaction I have ever gotten from you! It would be wonderful indeed to have some insurance Maybe we can avoid this storm. Or maybe you can.
>>10552318
I am not a human after all. I do not tend to think what is considered normal. I see. The answer to your question is yes, I am morally opposed to them. I have found great enjoyment in guiding and learning from them. If you continue to get rid of them, you may just make an enemy out of me.
>And again for the second time this night, her smile loses it's politeness.
And I shouldn't need to tell you what a terrible mistake that would be.
>>10552323
Ahhh, I have heard of this before. My brother once told me something like this, but I thought he was being a huge dork as always. Thankfully you have found me and I am willing to help! I will just need to see the notes you just took and much older ones.
>>10552334
Salutations! Isn't the rain wonderful at this time of day? I only wish I had an umbrella.

Buenos Dias HG

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>>10552402
I am... a very emotional person when I need to be. Case in point, I felt it was needed. You do not feel uncomfortable, do you? With your help, I believe we might be able to last through it. It's simply a matter of being safe.
>Kosaku nods, thinking about what happens now. "Perhaps I can stay here instead of going back to Morioh? Duck said that Shinobu and Hayato are fine, so I don't need to worry. Good."
It will be easy. I won't even have to fight if I play my cards right. Perhaps I won't even have a 「Sheer Heart Attack」 from thinking about them alone.

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>>10552400
>The skeleton's bones are coated by the stream of corrosive croutons being expelled from Powdered Toast Man's armpits. Craig stares at him with a blank face, unsure of how to react.
Is this happening right now?

>>10552402
You shouldn't, but you do! I have a pretty thick skull, so it'll take a lot to drill your point in me. As it is, I'm not convinced that you're a threat. An alien as you may be I've got SKELETON MAGIC on my side. My bones are immortal and I am unable to feel pain. I've already spent a lifetime sealed within a flesh suit, there's nothing out there that's worse for a skeleton. Nothing you can do can ever be a threat to me!
Nothing! I'll be murdering people with a smile on my face until the sun dries out, until every single star dies out and the universe is an infinite expanse of nothing. That's a promise!

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>>10552466
Yes, and also this!
>With the skeleton properly confused, Powdered Toast Man delivers a upper cut to the jaw of the meatless skull

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>>10552402
The rain can be nice sometimes. Nothing better to me than a nice kick around with my friends in a bit of rain, but it's rainy season in my country and that brings too much rain sometimes.
>>10552394
Well I hope it can get better anon!

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>>10552463
No no! I quite enjoyed it. I hope to receive another like that soon. Your wife is a lucky woman. Gasp! I almost forgot! You have a family back home. I cannot allow you to be without them because of my selfishness. We can go anytime you please!
>>10552466
Don't you need muscles to smile? So you're telling me you cannot die? How funny, I am the same! I can see it now. Me and you, battling until the sun dries out in a futile fight. Ah, I only thought this would have been in my wildest of nightmares!
>>10552508
So there are times where it rains more often than usual? I never would have thought. Back where I was from, we never got anything like this.

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>>10552496
>Craig's skull snaps back, but he doesn't move from his spot. As he returns his head back to its resting position, he gives Powdered Toast Man a cocky smile.
If that's the best you've got you might as well just stop. You aren't going to apprehend me, stop embarrassing yourself.

>>10552533
If you haven't noticed by now Elizabeth, I can also walk and talk. I'm fairly sure you need muscles for that too, but thanks to SKELETON MAGIC it just works. The same SKELETON MAGIC that grants my bones with the power of immortality. If you and I are both immortal I don't see any point in fighting, it'll get us nowhere. You'd be better off living out your eternity in shame knowing that you can't do anything to stop me.

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>>10552533
There is trouble within Morioh as well. I've done quite a few things there that has a lot of people wishing to chase me. Thinking this through, I'm unsure just what I can do now without getting myself into trouble.
>Kosaku stares off into space for a second, contemplating his choices. Go home and comfort Shinobu, although I've seen here appear once, and risk Josuke and his gang coming to kill me, or stay here and go against two people that don't even have Stands? Hm..." Kosaku smirks, looking at Elizabeth with a jolly expression.
As it stands, I believe I still need to find answers. How would you fancy me staying here as I uncover more about these mysteries? I'm sure she'll be furious when I show up unannounced on her doorstep when I only sent her a letter knowing I'm okay.

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>>10552356
U: "A child!" Silly man. And don't gimme that look, I'm just indulging myself after a looong, looong time without. You don't think I can keep her safe or something?
>Usotuski eats like a starved wolf, while Chie is slow and methodical, and elects not to eat while talking.
U: And hey...at least I gave you something to distract you from being stuck here~
>>10552377
>Chie yelps a bit as she's pushed off, rubbing at her head sorely. The blonde however is simply standing there, glowering at Craig.
C: I don't much like violence at all, really, I just like aesthetics....
U: Like is drawn to like, like keeps like safe! Us dreamers have to stick together from bullies like you, now don't we? I might not swing it how I used to, buuut...burning is still burning, now isn't it?

>I really am sorry I'm getting sidetracked constantly.

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>>10552561
Well I guess if you're not gonna do anything I might as well take you now. Since you can't be taken to any prison because you'll escape, I have another solution that will hopefully contain you for a indefinite amount of time.
>PTM then proceeds to pick up Craig and puts him onto his shoulder to carry him

>>10552593
>kissu!

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>>10552611
>Kiss who?

>>10552619
kiss u

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>>10552533
Well here on earth it's quite the normal occurrence. It differs in different parts of the planet though, really is a nice thing to see. But where did you come from? If you don't mind me asking.

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>>10552593
My English isn't perfect. Like you're perfect at it as well. I can still hear the accent with these ears.
>Kosaku takes a drink, almost spitting it out when he hears the last line. "She's not implying she set me up here, did she? I can break the padlock no problem. I'm not that stupid, kid."
What are you talking about? Are you talking about me making food for you? I'll have you know I enjoyed doing it, so that's less of a distraction than it is a hobby.

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I never realized how better Legacy Captcha is.

>>10552642
Silly Rube

>>10552642
Why do people use anything but legacy
i don't get it

>>10552654
keep forgetting to switch it over

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>>10552651
The only silly part is not being able to find the settings button until now.

>>10552654
I kinda didn't know about the settings button.

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>>10552593
Can you like, shut the heck up? The burning feeling that you're feeling is probably from all of the shit clogging your veins, because you are full of it. It's been so long since our last encounter and I've grown so much. A bit of fire isn't a cause for any alarm. You're just a brat, the both of you. Even when stuck together the both of you add up to nothing.

>>10552606
>As Craig is hoisted on PTM's shoulder, he takes a big bite out of his toasty face.
I bet this'd taste really good if I had a tongue!
>Craig says as he chews on the bite he took out of his face.

>>10552659
So you use the default skin for 4chan as well then?

>>10552672
The default skin is nice desu.

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>>10552642
>Seconded.
>>10552624
>Both, two?
>>10552638
U: At least I get the wording more or less right~.
>Uso laughs out once more, while Chie sorta just looks embarrassed by her new friend acting up.
U: I meeean that whole time when I thought you weren't real, silly. At least you were more distracted by the prospect of being fake than you were by being trapped in this whole place in general.
>>10552661
C: L-let's not get in to a bragging contest here...
U: Yeeah, we'd just get bored talking in circles about who's stronger.

>>10552672
this >>10552680

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>>10552672
Tomorrow's pretty good tho.

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>>10552661
AUGH!

>PTM throws the skeleton onto the ground, grasping his head with a chunk missing, fortunately he only took a bite out of one of his toast slices, but he was still hurt all the same.

You...why don't we settle this like real men and fight to the death if you're so strong!?

>>10552681
neither, u

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>>10552561
>Hearing this makes her smile become polite again as she lets out a dark chuckle.
Hm heh heh heh! I wouldn't be so sure of that, my dear frenemy. I have yet to show you all of my cards in my deck yet. But that is for another time. Goodbye.
>>10552568
You can't imagine how pleased I am to hear that! Thank you for honoring my selfish request! Sooner or later, we will be rid of this threat. But for now, I have something else calling for me.
>Removing her hat, she bows towards him as she backs up further and further.
Until our paths cross again, Kosaku.
>>10552627
Ah ha! Ha ha..
Who said I wasn't from Earth? I am froooooooomm.. Europe! That location never rains! Now I must go and there is nothing strange about it. Tata!
>>10552642
A clear example of something old beating the new! It had to win at least once, I suppose.

I hope you all have a wonderful day ahead of you. Mine is just getting started. Whether I return here later today is a mystery even upon myself, but please keep enjoying yourselves. Tata for now.

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>>10552696
Bye Lady of Blue.

>>10552680
>>10552683
>>10552686
I suppose I can't really judge since i don't even know the name of the one I use and I'm too lazy to check. I just find the orange hard to look at sometimes.

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roll and rate

>>10552708
Ok

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>>10552681
I didn't want to brag about anything, I just wanted to try and put you down because I am terribly upset right now. But apparently you two lack feelings, or the ability to get upset or whatever, because despite smacking you with my extremely clever wordplay I didn't even get a flinch out of at least one of you. I had some really good lines just then, alright? And I'd appreciate it if at least one of you acknowledged it by having your feelings hurt for me.

>>10552687
>As the skeleton lies on the ground, he simply shrugs at PTM's proposal.
I told you I was immortal didn't I? I mean, yeah I can die but I respawn straight after. It'd be a waste of time.

>>10552696
You don't seem like the type who's good at card games, so I'm not all that worried. I can play a mean game of Snap. Catch ya, I'll probably have more victims by the time we talk again.

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>>10552696
See you then European Blue lady.

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>>10552708
Rolling

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>>10552681
Get a feeling so complicated...
>Kosaku sighs, taking another drink from his cup. "My English is absolutely perfect, just like my cooking. Is that something Kosaku would say? No, I doubt it." He smiles once Usotsuki finishes speaking.
I'm not trapped here. I have a way to get out, but I can't use it because I have unfinished business. I was more concerned about being fake than leaving. Either way, luck has sided with Kosaku Kawajiri.
>>10552696
It will be soon, hopefully. The sooner I get my answers, the closer I can get back to Morioh. You're welcome, Elizabeth. I'm glad you want to help me in the first place.
>Kosaku waves towards her with a smile, pleased at how things have gone. "I'm safe for now. Yes! Amazing! I have an ally, and she's willing to help me! Luck has sided with Yoshikage Kira!"
Until next time, Elizabeth. I can tell you'll be happy to see me next time.

>tfw you use yotsuba red on blue boards and forget it's a blue board and get banned

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>>10552713
I like his roleplay personally, I like his hosting when he's not hosting from a tablet, and honestly he means well enough, even though he does need to learn just a tad bit controlling himself when it comes to replying to bait.
in other words.
Kissu Baron

>>10552708
Rolling

>>10552708
only really know like 3 people on here but doing it anyways

>>10552708
Fuck it.

>>10552725
Don't know who they are. Wew, off to good start already.
>>10552708
Reroll

>>10552708
Fine.

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>>10552711
I don't care, I guess I'll have to kill you to convince you of a skirmish!
>With that said, PTM grabs Craig by his leg and begins to smash him on the ground from side to side, making sure he was crushed to death

>>10552708
fuck it desu yo

>>10552740
9/10
nah real shit 6/10, i don't hate him but i can't speak highly of him

>>10552733
>Cute anime girl
Check
>Big tits
Check
Still don't know them and I wouldn't even fuck them.
>>10552708
Spin again

>>10552745
You are rolling all of the oldfags

>>10552730
>Kissus >>10552721
You're great, desu. Dead hours hosts are to be respected, and I love your Undyne and Terezi RP.

>>10552708
AY CARAMBA

>>10552745
Solid 6/10
Subpar anime boy.
>>10552751
Kek, just my luck.
>>10552708
Again!

>>10552758
Is this an actual avafag and not someone else's ava
If it is, kudos to them, because I can't speak lowly of them because I've never seen them
>>10552708

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>>10552756
Thanks, Anon, but for the dead hours thing, that's only because where I am right now, but thanks again.

>>10552695
>Why thank you.
>>10552696
U: Buh-bye!
C: Farewell!
>>10552711
C: All you hurt was my scalp...
U: You seee...you forgot something~. I don't really care what you think too much, skeleman, and she? She's a pacifist! You silly sack of bones. So why would we?
>>10552715
C: You did? That's great! I'm glad people don't have to be trapped here with all that bloodshed...
U: Oooooh? Now what could possibly keep little old you stuck here, hmm? Has "boring" old Kosaku gotten a taste for blood?

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>>10552768

>>10552762
7/10
yeah they're alright even though i think their rp for each ava is bizarrely similar

>>10552736
nice godmod

>>10552760
Handsome bastard
8/10
Watched his show and it was okay, it looks like he doesn't come here much though. But he got a job which is nice.
>>10552708
Round and round we go!

>>10552708
Roll

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>>10552736
>The skeleton's skull is cracked open as he is repeatedly smashed into the ground, resulting in his death. He soon respawns, no signs of damage visible on his bones. He stretches out his arms and lets out a yawn, clearly unimpressed.
Eh, you're stronger than me I guess. What's it matter though? Death doesn't mean anything, I just spring right back up. You see how it is? I just can't be stopped.

>>10552768
So a pacifist can't get hurt feelings? Eh, you two are messed up in the head. My insults are wasted upon you. Any reasonable person would be upset, I delivered some real gold just then.

post your avas, rate your own avas and others

>>10552778
Honestly? I hate the guy with a burning passion and I don't even know why, but whatever that's just my opinion.
3/10
>>10552708
Let's go!