/tf2g/ >>10445533 old

*angsty punk screams*

*serene post-pop noises*

*maniac industrial hip hop yelling*

Poop

I felt sad and busted a couple of nuts and now i feel okay

i awoke

im eatin gspaghettot

Spaghetti

my

*awoos at the world*

>>10551741
Is that a grimes reference?
i LOVE grimes!

>>10554846
um

someone on the internet posted some grimes album once but i didnt really like it

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***** likes tr*mp memes

i think

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are you sure

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no

that's why i said "i think"

i think

>>10566666

Yuge

Nicely done

thanks

what does it take to get a good ass 'round here

who visits this thread still?

human
kiriikp
dotsy
26dollar
lolmikes
xionxang
heavy main

who else?

me

shut the fuck up and get the fuck out

r*de
you dont even know me

>>10560852
>human
yes
>kiriikp
yes
>dotsy
no
>26dollar
no
>lolmikes
yes
>xionxang
yes
>heavy main
no

your list is bad

if youre not in that list you are pretty much irrelevant

dotsy hasn't been here for a while

>been here since the start
>not on the list
h*ck

irrelevant
as i said

you're probably a literal who who rides other peoples popularity

i like being irrelevant
i dont like attention

>cries about not being on the list

>haha guys i like being irrelevant i dont like attention

kys cn

>namedropping
i know its you dotsy lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i dont care
i dont cry
im not cn

>dotsy
thank god no

>the only one who knows cn is a faux attention whore is dotsy
kek

hey dotsy

yo what up

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what do you think about this dick

Any anons in need of a fempyro slut to use? I'll be around for another hour or so
Vingette#1130

>fempyro

get outta here with this shit i want top fraggers only

>>10561344
it's alright
no homo
would probably suck
no homo
maybe swallow
no homo

>wake up
>tf2g someone went offline 10 minutes ago
i'll CRY

owned

we'll NEVER be online or even awake at the same time again

i dont like the meme where people writing some articles have to include a wacky gif between every paragraph

its like visual fidget spinners

I also go on the thread

what do you mean

are you sure

i made coffee

I could really go for some coffee

can I have some?

you cannot

please

kys

:(

this thread is very rude

find some time

find some time to do something

I met another furry online
we're meeting up on sunday in the place I go to every sunday

you should both be killed

we should not
we have not done anything wrong

I wanna hug everyone

i got c*cked (literally) (for the second time) so i went for a walk instead of killing myself like anonymous suggested once

>we have not done anything wrong
prove it

the comforting warmth of home after a cold walk is nice
too bad my life is absolutely empty and existence is meaningless

wtf

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haha wow

dumb phoneposter

Beep

bonk

bonk me

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bonk THIS

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was i really nice

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>>10560934
26 does come in here
idk who lolmikes is or xionxang
>not popular enough to be on the list

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>>10561344
what do you think of this one?

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grab your charts and post your charts, boys
now get rid of the charts you wont be needing them because MINE is the best

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i'd DIE of embarrassment because my reputation would be RUINED if i had to ask for help on github with a picture of myself as an avatar

>barney strawsoup book
im c++
*makes you jump through hoops for simple things like getting the time in milliseconds*

getticks();
what the fuck functions for time that are in every open source library are hard

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did you mean to type /s or not

i tried the c++ functions for time but it was super overly complicated for some reason and im not sure if i ever succeeded

>just use some third party library
*rolls eyes*

i should have removed the answers instead

you aren't smart enough to easily get the time from from your operating system yourself so you need a library to do it

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Cause I am playing Grover
my axes will make you slower
then I will heal my team
watch your HP go lower
Get the payload round the corner
As your flanker picks up kills
yeah cause losing's not a notion
whilst the payload's still in motion

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>from your operating system
isn't it the standard library's job to provide you with a function for doing that

one that works on more than one operating system

>you aren't smart enough
an ideal language would not get in your way so you could focus on the actual programs you write using it

do you use c++ to stroke your p*nis to how smart you are while reinventing every wheel

>>10572209
you are not me

i use C++ because it's easy to program in and actually readable while still being as low level and FAST as I ever need to be
I don't have major autistic struggles on figuring out how to get time so I don't know what the FUCK you're talking about
son what school you go?
p.s. no really just use 3rd party stuff

>>10572299
Louise is cute and mean
But you're just mean

what about rust

>son
:x

>>10572459
kys retard

yes i love rust what about rust

oh

i dont want to say

please
speak your mind

you said c++ does some things but rust does the same things

i think

and other things

(the language)

i work in THE industry and only C++ is widely used and accepted in the hivemind so anything else is shit
C++ has no shortcomings ever and will never be replaced
except pointers are hard :(

but pointers just point to a memory address

how hard can that be

i don't know when I ever need them
everyone does int* xyz or int& xyz
i just do int xyz and i dont know what i'm missing out on

you should like

ask them

im considering taking up alcoholism
>tfw too smart to be religious
what do i do with my life

awoo

at who

the world

nighty night cock suckers

fuck FUCK HNNNNNNNNN

>>10571138
>idk who xionxang is
you don't deserve to be on the list desu

fuck off who literally nobody knows you

you're missing out if you don't know xionxang

whats wrong with being a literal who
im like an anti-attentionwhore

missing out on what lmao
and stop pretending youre not talking about yourself

I wish I was xionxang

xionxang is a really nice possum fellow that likes everyone

^that post was me btw
i am xionxang

what the fuck no stop making xionxang look bad

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niggas i was fraggin and i come back to this shit like ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

heres something only the true xionxang would have

does liking cock make you gay

not if you say "no homo" after you suck it

i am xionxang and i rape children for fun

calem a boca seus gringos viados

uwu

your mom is a viado

dumb monkey

gringos trying to speak portuguese is cute

CUTE!!!!!!

eu não sou um gringo, macaco

can someone come and fuck me already
jesus christ
what does a man have to do to get some good dick

calm down xion xang

eu nao sou o xionxang :o

ye duud

does tf2g like tapioca

>want to play game that has good dialogue in it
>also want to listen to loud ass music
wat do

play the game and listen to the music later

fuck my ass

Hello!!!

wtf is with tf2g on /vg/?

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this thread is surprisingly more heterosexual than the other one

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excuse me?

god i want to literally choke to death on as many big fat cocks i can possibly stuff in my mouth at omce while being pounded with furious force by an anthropomorphic horse in my tight boi pussy

dumb phoneposter

sjut up

my hands are cold

>haha i will make this obvious grammatical mistake again to appear clumsy and cute!

xd

>i am describing your last action in a mocking manner in order to come off as morally superior to the situation
sarcastic funny face

it was a joke to be funny
im flattered that you found it cute though
uwu

i take it back this thread is ducking gay

shut the fuck up and get the fuck out

Oxycontin makes me feel good (taking it for pain)

>micro SD card for phoneposting in a dorm and storing porn
>4chan pass to shitpost on wifi instead of 4g because of dorm
>dildo
Which one?

dildo
no doubt

Dildo probably

dildo, but i have no confidence in my statement

>>10587777

*faps together alone*

someone came out to me again

do you l*** h**

Xionxang is cute!!!

I want to h*g and k*ss him

*ugging and *issing should be illegal

lewd w

but pissing is a basic need

you could like

die

um

no not *issing

*issing

>>10588374
you are not me

whoops!

but missing is a very general verb that can be used in different contexts

you're starting to *iss me off

>>10588459
you are not me

im better than you...

you are wrong

wait
did you mean hissing
i do not like it when cats hiss at me
can we make it illegal then

im a cat

a catboy

do boys have feelings

i feel love

to whomstd

you

<3

>>10588660
you are not me

>>10588678
anonymous is not me

>>10588678
like they say where im from, "nanana"

saying things should be illegal

please stop replying to me

please kys yourself

please fuck me

are you cute

yes!

okay!! i will snuggle you first and then!!

i would REALLY like that

uwu

now i wish i could snuggle you

anonymous, anonymous, anonymous and anonymous should be killed

its raining

u.u

i wanna be killed while kissing @10588823

uwu

saying faces with "u" in them should be bannable

nwn

kys

@w@

>>10588937

>>10588937

>>10588937

>>10588973
you are wrong

>>10588982
you are right

why am i wrong

D:

you are not right

>1:05 PM - human: someone on steam said (...) and that they dont want to marry dotsy
>1:07 PM - kiriikp: i may have been wrong
oh

is it normal to CRY

what should i have for dinner?

i dont want to say

i can't help but notice
why is it okay to mislabel a german as irish but its not okay to call a jap chinese?

>1:05 PM - cebruz: i showed dotsy a song and she said it sounded pretentious but that's impossible by definition, right?
>1:07 PM - kiriikp: we have been over this thousands of times and I refuse to answer you again, goodbye i'm blocking you
oh

>fancy shader mods for blocky pixel game
you remind me of kiriikp

it's the greatest game and i think it looks great and vanilla shaders look like shit
1v1 me in tf2 you will lose

>vanilla shaders look like shit
am i really the only gamer in existence who is able to play games with "shitty" graphics fine without getting s*ck or something

i think it's shittier to change how the game looks normally

>it's the greatest game and i think it looks great
but shader mods aren't part of the game

minecraft is enjoyable for long hours and a sense of accomplishment
i don't think many games can do that

*twirls fidget spinner*

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>>10590560
twirl this

>>10590543
it's the greatest game without shaders too

>>10590527
>the way a game looks unmodded will ALAWYS be superior to how it looks modded
[spoiler]i agree, except for on minecraft[/spoiler]

>>10590583
>i agree
you are right

I just want to sit on the couch at home and listen to music while hugging a cute bf :x

post your id i will be your bf

I already have a prospective bf but he lives too far away

i am better than him and you should be with me

being should be illegal

are there easter eggs on http://mayannproject.com
i can't find any

^^^but i'm shy anon :x

i took a good look at my butt today
i dont know why because i never did that before
i'd say its an 8/10 butt
should i post it here for ratings

http://mayannproject.com/secret
:o

^^ just post it already why are you making us wait

i just realized im shy
:x

My butt is so fat and round but it has a big old birthmark on it
Also i'm a guy
I wish i could be a girl so my big fat beautiful butt could be put to use being admired

ill post my butt if someone else posts theirs

does it count if everyone has already seen my butt

it counts only if its a new picture

i woke up
i had a strange dream where i went to get a haircut and the barber kept giving me bizzare cuts until he just shaved my head
then he put a hait growing paste on my head and kept giving me bizarre haircuts
what does it mean

i want to do that to dotsy

I had a dream there was a horse girl standing in a field naked nearby
I walked up to her and i wanted to hug her but then i woke up
Why is life so cruel?

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>>10591093
i have not seen your butt

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>>10591489
i NEVER have dirty dreams

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haha mems

anonymous LOVES social media

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>>10591153
now be a girl of your word and post butt

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>>10591153
i even got a timestamp with a backwards 7

d*sgusting

i know but i want to see that other posters butt really bad

you are right

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>>10591635
>>10591647
nice butt uwu
is my butt cute
i had to crop it but im not fat i swear

i want to throw up

wanna do it together

oh :(

These are not cute b*tts

you are right

they should be surgically removed

wtf rude

>2017
>dusk is still not out

it would be ruder to lie

>>10591983
you are not me

wtf no it wouldn't

anonymous's mom says he's smart

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xionxang turned me gay
I want to hug him

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wow
3 new butts for my butt collection
nice

mother..

tell your children not to walk my way..

"why walk when you can ride" -dotsy

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>all these thots

youre all under arrest motherfuckers

anonymous LOVES social media n*rmie words like "thot"

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is there a better word to describe these promiscuous shitbags

g*y retards

i prefer thot thank you

also it feels good to be appreciated by others without having to post my private parts to strangers online uwu

if a tf2g was my roommate i would give them the succ when they asked for it

all cock suckers should be killed

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also
i found an alien temple on a desert planet today
they were not nice

drag me out

a friend just sent me the bee movie script unironically
as in, ironically, but not post-pseudo-ironically
he unironically finds it funny to send it ironically

your friend should be killed

Killed ironically, ofcourse

>killed
you are right

>ironically
you are wrong

>he wants to ironically kill people
holy fuck you guys are like dozens of irony levels away

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>>10591152

i might awoo

mfw i JUMP

oh

i bpufhr a gyutqr

i drank milk

>>10595086
what do you mean

>>10595087
i meant to say i bought a guitar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0si0fB0lnow

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>when u see dotsy dick

>huge
um

>um
oh

do not cry

frantic eyes im paralyzed
shadows swallow up my cries

i was going to do something but i forgot what it was

i HATE guests

this one always comments on how I appear to be growing taller every time he sees me and asks me stuff and i HATE it

i understand you so much
they just HAVE to give a dumb comment about your appearance

i like being told i look cute but only when im snuggling

>tfw you made your hair look nice but no one else thinks its nice so you doubt yourself on every past decision you made
why do societies have to be so complicated

i wonder what its like to have a bf

wanna find out

how

we're gonna be bf and bf and we're gonna hug under the sheets

oh
how are we going to meet
do you live in my country

yes!

sorry it took so long i asked my mom and she said its not ok but you can sneak from the side door

>>10597999
you are not me stop trying to steal my bf

does 10599353 live in my country

yes i do live in your country

then come here already

im sorry to tell you so late but im not real

im just the feelings in your head trying to make you feel happy

i fucking knew it

im sorry but just know that i will always love you

if i kill me will you die

i just want to talk tonight

too bad im offing you with alcohol

pretty fucking please

go fucking die, self

do i have to *** myself

im not sure but ill go with yes

fine

*dies*

hey ian lol i went to drive my friend home and my 3g doesn't supports discord so uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'll be home in like 15 mins sorry I didn't had time to tell you it was an emergency

what
who the fuck are you and why are you talking about my
is my cheating on me

oh

*feels dumb*

uh
um
im confused

about what

Hey guys someoneonensiqnaiqpndkqlalala was talking about me here, hi

I WANT ATTENTION!!!!!

hey did someone watch last friday's football game? shit was tits, man!

Ditsy here

LF tranny gf or bf

>>10600827
>>10600827
>>10600827
>>10600827
>>10600827
migrate