HG
>>10538874
Whatever.
>>10538867
Hey! look down, I'm not that short!
>>10538874
meh
>>10538874
gimme
>>10538834
Has this picture been used before? I'm having some serious deja vu
It's fuggin hot here, but I'll host after i get a drink if you guys want it.
>>10538874
Test
>>10538874
"But what if every day is great? Oh, no matter: I would love tomorrow to be as fantastic as today!"
>reposting
>>10538699
My one of a kind hat? But I lose at least ten charm points without it!
>As she's yelling, another hat suddenly pops onto her head.
Oh well. I suppose I do deserve it for leaving an impression. Speaking of, what did happen to your lady friend?
>>10538703
Huh? A voice in the distance? Reveal yourself, invisible force!
>>10538874
I think this may be a cry for attention but I cannot allow the opportunity to have a great tomorrow escape!
>>10538874
This is some reverse psychology ain't it?
>>10538874
>>10538834
>>10538903
It reminds me of /hga/ for some reason
>>10538927
Is this you
>>10538921
>Shimakaze (Male) looks down, noticing the woman no longer on top of her (him).
O-Oh...
I-I guess she left...
>>10538888
>>10538921
...
Why the fuck do ya'll start a thread if no one wants to host a game???
>>10538874
>>10538940
Well, it looks like me. Soooo... yeah, it is me.
>>10538967
Wear rainbow more often
>>10538888
>>10538831
Kneel, and apologize.
>Yep. Yep it's definitely getting worse.
I have little tolerance for vermin so long as they prove themselves to be it.
>>10538963
I said I would. Give me a few more minutes and I'll take entries.
>>10538888
Ah! So you are not invisible, just very tiny! What an interesting development.
>Getting down onto her knees, she leans her face real close to the mouse.
Now as for your size, are you prime for stepping or bite-sized? It is something I always think when I see someone as small as you.
>>10538911
That would be wonderful. Thank you.
>>10538939
Color scheme maybe?
>>10538963
>image limits are kinda a thing
>>10538874
I have a good feeling about tomorrow.
I can't wait until this place fucking dies
>>10538947
This must hurt more than the injury I gave you. I do feel I have some sorta part in it. I apologize. However, if she was so quick to leave, then she isn't the one to have.
>>10538979
I'll try to... maybe.
>>10539016
>>10539016
I can't wait until you fucking die.
Gib entries. Taking 48.
>>10538984
>she's shivering, shaking, and clearly not able to bear the cold
Oh whatever, you don't have any food I bet.
>she begins flying away from the lady
>>10538990
TINY?! I AM NOT TINY! I am taller than you when you kneel down! Respect me because I am the most clever commander!
>>10538993
>Yeah sort of
>>10539048
Saber
>>10539048
Woman in Blue Clothes
>>10539048
Nazrin
>>10539048
Jesse McCree
>>10539048
Saber
>>10539029
I'd RP with you, but then I'd have to pick up an ava or something.
>>10539052
>Just as jarringly the temperature instantly returns to normal. Ariel barely bothers raising her voice.
And if I do?
>>10539048
Gishki Ariel
>>10539048
Suzumi Shochet
>>10539048
Baiken
>>10539048
Ryougi Shiki
>>10539048
Gascoigne
>>10538874
>>10539048
Shaka Brah
>>10539048
Vic Viper
>>10539048
Mikun
>>10539048
Dayo
>>10539048
Sliver Queen
>>10539048
The Hulkster
>>10539048
Ranma Saotome
>>10539048
Araragi
>>10539048
Junpei Iori
>>10539079
>whips out penis
In the jar, or o you want to eat the yoghurt out of the box?
>>10539048
Kaguya Houraisan
>>10539048
Plisskin
>>10539048
Hakuno Kishinami
>>10539079
>Hey, you just do whatever that makes ya happy. And hey, it's good to see ya.
>>10539048
Ayano Aishi
>>10539048
Lion King
>>10539048
Pizza
>>10539048
Anonymous
>>10539082
>Turns around, looking at the magician with some suspicion
You would of gave me them then.
>>10539048
Hakumen
>>10539048
ORCA
>>10539048
Yang
>>10539048
Smugjak
>>10539048
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>10539048
Heart and Soul
>>10539153
Could Wojak work as an anime protagonist
>>10539048
HOLY TEMPLAR
>>10539048
MIKE LOVE
>>10539048
Pearl
>>10539149
Perhaps so, were it not for your demeanor.
>>10539048
Icarus
>>10539136
Pretty.
>>10539048
Eggman-kun
>>10539164
>wojak in a harem anime
How good is it, HG?
>>10539048
Sami Zayn The Murderer
Bitchin'
>>10539048
Gwendolyn
>>10539052
Ah, I see! I suppose you are not steeping or biting size.
>Despite this, she doesn't get up. Instead making herself even more comfortable by laying on the ground.
Respect is given, not earned. Or what that the other way around? In any case, I would be pleasantly surprised if you actually led something.
>>10538874
What do I have to respond with? Or is this acceptable?
>>10539048
Malcontentjak
>>10539164
Probably, but it would be a sad anime.
>>10539048
Uraraka Ochako
>>10539048
Kamina
>>10539136
Is this who I think it is?
>>10539048
Gunjak
>>10539048
Caster
>>10539048
Fuyuzora Kogarashi
>>10539182
>she sighs and comes back down
Fine, "please" give me your food.
>>10539207
It is the other way around...
>she sits down on the floor
Whatever.
>>10539205
>>10539220
My cute knightly wives
>>10539242
What... the hell built this monster?
>>10539188
Indeed.
>>10539233
Its the MC from yandere simulator.
>>10539255
Wendy is a house of cards compared to Effie tho.
OOH BABY GIVE ME ONE MORE CHAAAAAANCE
>>10539279
I meant the avafag.
>>10539120
...I'm not in the mood for semen now, thank you
>>10539133
You too, come around more often
>>10539248
Earthly sayings still manage to confuse me so. Thank you! What happened to that bravado that was just there? Don't tell me I sapped it all already.
Goodnight.
>>10539262
I foun this fucker out moments ago, it's a man in a brick shithouse of a suit of steam-powered armor
>>10539283
Effie is fucking amazing overall aslong you make her a physical unit. And she's swole. I like myself some swole girls
>>10539294
Nope
Help me find any mistakes before we begin.
>>10539309
I imagine he's a swell fella, dapper as shit too. But, yaknow, he's ready to fuckin end your shit in a heart beat.
>>10539296
I will, just haven't been in the mood for RP as all.
>>10539248
I assume you accept sweets?
>>10539324
Let's go!
>>10539306
Bravado?! BRAVADO?! I AM TRULY BRAVE YOU BLUE COMMONER! I just said whatever because you are clearly too stupid to realize your faults in repeating "earthly" sayings.
>>10539324
The mistake here is not just giving me my wincard.
>>10539329
>swell
kys grimes
>>10539324
I do believe you have done everything correct. Well done! Now I have one more request.
>>10539067
>>10539243
>>10539324
Just barely didn't make it, huh..?
All is well then.
>>10539324
Begin when you are ready.
>>10539351
Boy howdy do YOU have the wrong guy!
>>10539341
>her eyes light up as she starts drooling immediately at the thoughts of sweet
HECK YEA-
>she snaps out of it and wipes her lips from the drooling
I mean, yeah sure I accept sweets.
>>10539329
Caster possesses a strict personality, but displays a weakness towards innocent females and astute females.
During life, he possessed a dream of a "possible future" that vanished with his death, but that future manifests with him in his current form.
He wishes to use the Holy Grail for the "the advent of a world of steam civilization", but also feels that the modern world itself is not too bad after acquiring knowledge of it upon being summoned. He can be described as a "reliable ally" depending on the nature of his Master."
>>10539324
>>10539242
>>10539355
>>10539365
all my money on Lion King
>>10539355
>>10539374
Shit, just a bit too late. Sorry, I'll wait longer next time but I didn't think anyone really cared.
>>10539324
I see no faults. Begin the combat, anonymous host.
>>10539365
Slow down, Turbo, you can't just ask for people to spot your mistakes and then not give them any time to tell you what they are! Jeez.
>>10539355
Appreciate it, but it looks like our host is on hotwheels today.
>>10539374
THICC
>>10539309
I've never seen anything like it.
The amount of firepower it would take to knock that beast over must be astronomical....
And that's if it decides to sit and take it.
>>10539324
The only mistake here is Ocelot's existence but that isn't your fault
>>10539314
Who the fuck would make Effie a magic user?
>>10539374
I'd totally have drinks with him if he could have drinks.
>>10539308
"Have an utterly wonderful night, anonymous!"
>>10539324
>"It looks adequate. You may begin."
>>10539365
"Oh! Thank you so very much! I hope you win, too!"
>"Heart, there...there can only be one winner."
"But there are two of us! We've both won before!"
>"We registered as just one tribute, that is why."
"...Can we make it Heart and Soul and Shaka next time? Pleeease?"
>"No."
you know what i like?
looking back in the archives and seeing all the old avas that have been played
>>10539408
Sometimes you do shit when bored. You always regret doing it quickly.
>>10539365
I am not going to die on the first day if I can help it!
Kamina and Eila > Kamina's other avas.
Prove me wrong.
>>10539365
Wincard may be delayed due to the heat.
>>10539372
...I'll ignore the fact that you failed to apologize. I've more than enough to share, anyways....
>She pulls from out of one of her sleeves a heavy-looking bag, filled with the brim with what seems to be an obscene amount of lollipops, nearly any color of the rainbow imaginable in it.
Take a handful. Sophia knows we all need it to survive this insufferable heat.
>>10539365
Always a hassle...
>>10539365
>With hardly a round fired, Suzumi watched in a spellbinding shock of awe and terror as the giant behemoth wreaked Armageddon on the unsuspecting trio
>>10539430
>0 mag growth
>>10539447
Somehow they both manage to be cancerous as fuck and also Kamina's least cancerous avas. Says a lot about Kamina.
>>10539448
This could really hurt somebody. And not in the good way where they'd die and respawn, it would just be painful
>>10539413
"wowsers, I think your ready for the mosh pit..."
>>10539347
Are you certain? Because it looks more like you are throwing a tantalum. Titanium? Tantrum. Whatever it is, I am sure whoever you command likes you less for it. That is just a theory though.
>>10539365
Someone joining me as if I was a magnet? Am I finally starting my journey?
>>10539374
Much appreciated but we were both too slow. I shall see you in the fight!
>>10539387
No need to apologize. If you have to, it would be to the poor sucker that missed it.
>>10539401
They operates on a faster plane than we do. It looks as though you will have to starve again.
>>10539461
>expecting something different from a sandnigger
>>10539448
>Paralyzed on the ground, clinging to life as her essence drained out onto the street her honesty got the best of her.
"That's a bad move Mike."
"I get up quick."
>>10539461
A poet could not have found finer words.
>>10539458
>10% as a Troubadour/Maid
>5% as a Dread Fighter
I am ready to die.
>>10539402
T H I C C
>>10539410
Shame he can't crack the tin can open without fucking his power over
>>10539405
And he's a Caster. He's supposed to be a fucking wizard. And his armor just produces all sorts of other machines and shit constantly because fuck you
>>10539365
>As he doesn't quite have a groin, he doesn't react.
How useless. Perhaps you would like to engage in actual combat.
>>10539448
Thank you. Though I am certain I could've handled the situation myself.
>>10539447
Erza Scarlet
>>10539448
>It was Heart who had hurt his ankle and is being carried by Sami, while Soul walks beside the both of them, looking more frustrated than usual.
>"I told you to not horse around, Heart. Now look what has happened."
"I'm so sorry, Soul, I just did not know I would get hurt..."
>"Let that serve as a warning the next time you fool around."
>>10539478
>"Heart, I...I know you say you love everyone, but this is a tad too far."
>>10539476
H-Hah, yeah, looks that way, doesn't it? It's no problem, though, it's only been.. A week.. Since I've had a decent meal..
good night
>>10539478
>"So not cool"
>>10539512
Sleep tight.
>>10539478
>Despite the pain of removed debris and hastily applied bandages holding her all together, a respectable defensive fighting position was constructed
>Her breath was now raspy and faint and she began to wonder if she had anything left to actually defend it with...
>>10539365
You think being fat is gonna save you? I KNOW A TACTIC THAT WILL DEFEAT YOU!
>groin kick!
>>10539424
>I like seeing my old adventures, albeit, with my shitty old rp
>>10539448
>sniffs around, unable to figure out where the delicious smell is coming from
>>10539452
>she greedily grabs alot of lollipops from the bag, putting atleast 6 of them in her mouth as she happily starting biting and licking them away
Thanks!
>>10539476
My fellow mice don't hate me, they adore me! I feed them! and by feed I mean I lead them to other people's food, BUT NO MATTER! I AM A GREAT COMMANDER!
>>10539478
>>10539502
GET THIS FREAK AWAY FROM ME!
>>10539478
I think I'll pass on eating rats. Who knows what kind of disease I'd get
>>10539478
Remind me to flog whoever named the plant that.
>>10539512
Farewell.
>>10539527
You are welcome.
>She gives pause after a moment, scratching her cheek.
...Those are meant to regulate body temperature, by the way. I don't really know what would happen if...
>>10539540
Well, at least it wasn't day one
>>10539448
I am to have lots of practice before I do that when I meet him again.
>Elizabeth has a pleasant evening by herself.
>>10539478
>Dragging only a small coffee table to the door, Elizabeth sighs. Pleased with her work, she sits ack down.
It really brings the room together.
>>10539495
A fucking castle that moves -and- is magic? I guess it would have to be in order to haul all that hardware around.
>>10539540
>"I'm like, totally sorry, man."
>>10539461
t. Silver
>>10539527
>"What a good idea."
>Soul grabs onto Heart and pulls him out of the French kiss he was in. Heart doesn't seem to mind, though, and just keeps on smiling.
"Hm? Oh, I must have gotten lost in the moment, hahah!"
>>10539540
>"I don't know who thought of this. Probably a madman. But, it looks like it can do some damage."
"If we must fight, of course."
>>10539569
try again nigger
>>10539540
>Every once in a while her smile would fade and give way to something barren and empty.
>All combat veterans suffer from this quirk, but is it always from the result of battle?
>>10539561
IT'S FUCKING AMAZING he's a fucking manufactory all to himself
>>10539597
hi silver
>>10539504
How terrible! Can you not find food yourself? There are tons of options. Like octopus! There are plenty of those in the wild!
>>10539512
Tata!
>>10539527
So great of a commander that you have to beg others for your food. Truly the markings of a great leader!
>>10539540
I feel a powerful aura coming from you! Why, I don't think we even need to make shelter!
>>10539540
4chan thought the other file was malicious.
>>10539606
1 out of 2. Work on your guesswork, cocksucker.
>>10539531
>>10539478
I do not require food to survive. Sustain yourself, sportsman.
>>10539540
What a...confusing death. There is certainly a lesson here...
>>10539625
hi ramsay
>all of my tributes dead already
I guess I'll just die.
>>10539616
Yang isn't bad and the scat is dead. Yay.
>>10539616
"But...we were defenseless. Why would he...?"
>"Because we let our guard down and paid for our mistakes. Let this be a second lesson to you, Heart."
"But, what sort of person just...does that?"
>"One who wants to win, no doubt."
>>10539616
That short skirt of yours is not doing you any good.
>Sliding to the edge, she pats a spot on the bed.
Well come on! The night will be ending soon.
>>10539637
Nevermind, you're just retarded.
>>10539612
I probably could catch one and prepare it easily enough, I was trained by the ghosts of both a master fisherman and a prodigal cook long ago, but the issue is that I'm a psychic. We psychics generally keep it a rule to only eat what's given to us, since that's.. Sort of all we work for. It gives us a reason to keep working. It's complicated and ritualistic and kinda dumb to an outsider, but it's how my master operated, and so will I. E-Even if that means I have to starve.
>>10539646
Fly, you fool!
>>10539637
Sup?
>>10539646
>"Like, thanks for sparing my life, dude"
>>10539646
People don't know how to cook, or maybe they're trying to weaken their enemies.
>>10539646
>Throwing the book right at Ranma's head, she manages to kill him but leaves herself open.
Ah! It seems like this is where I part in this game. Well done, blonde one.
>>10539666
hi ramsay
>>10539552
>she tenses up and looks at the magician with wide, frightened eyes
What?
>>10539585
>she spits and tries to wipe her mouth from Heart's affections
Hold him...
>she looks up at the two with an angry look on her face
BECAUSE I'M GONNA CUT HIS TONGUE OFF!
>>10539612
I'm not begging, I'm demanding, besides I fed them already, this is more of a snack-hunt for me.
>>10539616
>dead
>>10539616
Who needs neighbors when their purpose is singled down to 'blocking shots'?
>>10539646
>Many, many, decks are gone through as cards don't stand up to well to claws or gooey alien secretions.
I'm determined to make this work...
>>10539700
Guess again.
>>10539693
Everyone keeps putting themselves in close quarters, I wonder if they prefer it that way.
>>10539693
>>10539703
>Now surrounded by tentacles and various murky fluids that secreted a muggy heat, thoughts quickly took a turn for the worse as she leaned over to the handgun stashed just out of reach
>>10539702
Of course, I haven't actually figured out if it's anything more than sugar and flavoring. It may well merely be the sugar that aids us in particular.
...Vermin have hardy constitutions, typically. You should be fine even if it does make you a tad...chilly. Tell me, how're you handling it?
>>10539693
Would you be interested in working for nobility?
>>10539739
>"seriously? twice in a row?"
>>10539627
I already dead in the game, so kinda late there, dude
>>10539739
Much of the competition has been killed, but we still have too many tributes to say who is likely to come out on top.
>>10539739
Revolution won't come unless we act on it.
>t. ramsalad
>>10539770
>JUST
>>10539783
Drink bleach, Jude. Also what's the safest way to play a private server? I want to give it a go for the lolz
>>10539776
Tch...! You were meant to aid me, you blundering idiot...!
>>10539776
Betrayal is always so bitter. But friendship is an uncertain thing here.
>>10539776
>Years of training and preparation all came down to this one moment.
>All that time. All the tears, and blood, and sweat.
>Reduced to a red spray on the side of the road.
>>10539806
end of a lovestory
>>10539792
Download and play. No questions asked. Just don't use the retail launcher.
Also, if you want to be hardcore, just set up your own server
>>10539760
>she takes out the lollipop sticks, having eaten the lollipops, and throws them to the floor while giving a tough smile, before shivering as if she's naked and in the north pole
I-I-I-I-I-I'm f-f-f-f-f-f-fine!
>>10539815
More like a red dissipating splotch in the ocean.
>>10539806
Subtle means, but not subtle enough.
>>10539702
>Heart's smile vanishes and he holds his hands up in front of his chest to protect himself.
"N-No, please! I'm sorry, I just caught too caught up in the moment, and...and...there's really no need to fight, is there?"
>Soul, meanwhile, is still standing next to Heart, not saying a word. He expression seems to never change.
>>10539827
I think my PC turn go up in flames if I even attempted it. Anyway retail is boring the shit out of me until Arguspatch becomes a thing so I might aswell dick around on some halfarsed private server.
Thanks anyway, jewboy. :^)
>>10539672
Well who I am to spit on foolish customs? Yes, I shall make it so that you keep starving.
>She takes out a dish full of takoyaki and promptly stuffs one in her mouth.
Good luck!
>>10539702
>With a mouth full of balls, she continues speaking.
Whe'e ish your arm? I may b c'vinced if i see themse.
>>10539833
....
>She sighs, shrugging off her heavy-looking robe-coat thing, and holding it out.
>>10539838
It's odd that with the severity of conditions here that fewer die to illness and radiation than to accidents with rebar and getting shot. Will she be killed before she is sapped of her strength?
>>10539838
Fuck me
I haven't seen this code in a while.
>>10539867
Y-Yeah.. Thanks..
>>10539878
That answers that question, and now we have our final three.
>>10539714
hi ramsay
>>10539847
You made the most horrid of mistakes! prepare to die!
>she takes up a fighting stance and then doesn't move at all, as if she's waiting for something
Come on, fight me!
>>10539867
...Where'd you get that?
>>10539868
P-P-P-PFFT! A-A-A-AS I-IF I-I NEED T-THAT!
>she holds her arms and falls to floor, forming a fetal position to preserve heat
>>10539913
t. Cuckmina
>>10539915
>With a roll of her eyes, the woman drapes it over the mouse.
I daresay you've learned your lesson?
>>10539904
Seems he turned that around. The winner is decided.
>>10539952
Congratulations.
I hate Ramsay.
>>10539962
I must go now. I may host again later. Perhaps then it will be less hot.
>>10539939
>she doesn't really answer, only shivering in response
>>10539913
Are you retarded? Try again.
>>10539962
Congrats, and thanks for hosting
>>10539962
Thanks for the game.
>>10539899
>Swallowing what was in her mouth, she giggles at his conviction. Picking up one by the end of the stick, she waves it in front of him.
Not even going to budge? Oh ho, you are much stronger than you look!
>>10539915
Hm hmmm hmmph.
>She swallows what was in her mouth, allowing her to speak clearly.
Pardon me. You would be surprised how large my purse is. I recognize those eyes! You want some, don't you?
>>10539979
That was a fun one. Thank you for hosting and congratulations to the victor.
>>10539982
kys Ramsay
>>10539979
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>10539962
>Congrats, and thanks for hosting
>>10539924
>>10539982
hi ramsay
>>10539980
...This is the utmost I can do for you. Warming you with my body would just make you colder.
And...you're certain it isn't simply your mind playing tricks on you?
>>10539979
Mmh. Acceptable, if barely.
Congratulations, and thank you for this.
>>10540026
hi ramsay
>>10539915
>After an uncomfortably long silence, Soul finally speaks.
>"Do you expect us to engage you first? I had thought you would initiate the first strike."
>>10539962
"Congratulations! You helped us out in our time of need, and karma has rewarded you!"
>>10539979
>"That was fine. Thank you."
>>10539962
>>10539979
Dead last...I'd say it could be worse but...It really can't.
Thanks for hosting anyway...
>>10539979
>Thanks for the game.
>>10539962
>Congrats
>Thanks for hosting
>>10539990
>>10540029
>>10540033
>need to sleep
>g'night guys
>>10539990
>The man starts to drool, his stomach audibly grumbling. He clutches his midsection and sticks it out, though, beads of sweat forming on his forehead.
Of course not, I'm not some half rate psychic that breaks at the drop of a pen. Th-That said, though, a donation would be great. If you're feeling generou- Did you say I look weak?
I PLAYED TOUHOU 15 FOR THE FIRST TIME AND I DIDN'T FUCKING ENJOY IT AT ALL.
THE FIRST FOUR STAGES WERE OKAY, EVEN ENJOYABLE AT TIMES BUT THE RESOURCE SYSTEM AND STAGE 5 AND 6 WERE JUST COMPLETE ASS AND SOURED MY OPINION ON THE GAME AS A WHOLE.
I'LL PROBABLY NEVER PLAY IT AGAIN, BECAUSE HOLY SHIT. I HAVEN'T PLAYED IT YET BUT TOUHOU 16 BETTER BE AT LEAST AS GOOD AS DDC.
>>10540034
>Pats the man's deliciously taut and chiseled back meat
>>10540054
>That's quite alright since I'm leaving soon, anyways. Have a nice night!
>>10540056
fuck off cirno
>>10540086
hi ramsay
>>10539992
>>10540026
I'm not Ramsay. Guess again :^).
>>10540056
>Play PoDD on Lunatic. Or HRtP.
>Also 15 has a reputation for being difficult as shit.
Alright, I'm sick of my DMs and email being spammed with questions about Wiggins and if he forced me to quit or scared me off, so I guess I need to address this shit.
1. I didn't quit intentionally. I have a new job and work 45+ hours a week and I don't have time for hg anymore. I might come back one day but I'm not sure (and if I do, it won't be as Link).
2. Wiggins is a good guy, but he is clingy as fuck and absolutely doesn't know how to take 'no' as an answer. I've tried telling him multiple times that, "no, I do not want dick pics" and "no, I do not want to erp", but he still kept trying and trying. He also wouldn't stop bothering me whenever I would show up in discord. As soon as I would post anything, he would start blowing up my DMs. That is why I deleted him. He's not a bad guy, he just cannot take obvious cues and hints even if he is being smacked in the face with 'em. I didn't leave hg because of him, but I did leave the hg discord because of him.
(Sorry for throwing you under the bus, Wiggins, but holy fuck dude. If I didn't respond to the first 7 messages you sent, why in the absolute fuck would you think I would respond to the next 20 you send me? Jesus fucking christ, dude.)
3. I'm sorry for shitting up your thread with drama (and most likely) soon-to-be copypasta.
I'm out. Tell Bolin and the discordfags I said hi.
>>10540096
>>10540097
>>10540107
hi ramsay
>>10539979
Even though I only just now showed up, thank you for hosting!
>>10540054
Tata tiny terror!
>>10540055
Indeed I did. But like the vampire who can't come in houses, you still won't get any food unless I say so. Quite admirable! I would donate you some..
>Stopping her waving, she pops the one in her fingers into her mouth.
But so delish!
>>10540079
>>10540127
Alright, if you get my name right then I'll host a game for you fucks.
>>10540132
So heartless... Okay, alright, I'm willing to make you a deal, and I think it's one that'll benefit us both. You give me a meal, and I'll cook you up one that's better than anything you've ever tasted in your life. Like I said, I was under the strict training of a legendary cook long ago, so something like that is nothing to me. You name the food, and I'll get it done. How's that sound?
>>10540171
Kamina
Jude
Stockings
Endo
Sliver
Cirno
DDD
>>10540175
Oho! You got m' inte'st!
>Swallowing the mouthful once more, she takes another one by the end and presents it to him.
I have fallen for this once before with a sign saying that my mouth would fall off due to smiling too much after a meal. What makes you more trustworthy?
>>10540171
This is a difficult riddle. No hints or anything! Are you perhaps A. Person?
>>10540171
Yuno?
>>10540171
Ramsay
>>10540171
Sophisto Raven Seth Asgore Dean Littlefinger
>>10540212
>>10540256
C'mon guys, try a little harder.
>>10540301
Ramsay
>Holds a loli at gunpoint
host. NOW.
>>10540301
Hoshi?
>>10540254
You'll just have to trust me, the same way that I'm trusting you not to scarf down that entire plate by the time I'm finished. And even if you don't, uh... Here.
>He reaches around his neck and fiddles with his necklace, taking it off and holding it out in her direction.
Take this hostage. If I don't deliver, or it tastes like cardboard, you can keep it. Fair? Now, what do you want?
>>10540320
Yo, let me have a shot, too.
>>10540320
This is very important.
Which loli?
>>10540358
Who cares? Put a bullet in all of 'em.
>>10540358
Erica Hartmann.
>>10540344
Fair game if nobody hosts.
>>10540320
Good. One less mouth to feed.
>>10540367
>>10540377
Was that Kamina? Because if so holy shit what is that grammar
>>10540364
You don't have enough ammunition for that.
>>10540367
Stop
Let's talk about this.
>>10540405
You have two minutes to find a host.
>>10540405
>>10540411
>Shoots at Anon
>Hits the loli
>>10540411
What if a host was present, but in the middle of eating?
Would this "erica" girl be spared?
>>10540328
Ooooh! This necklace matches well with the outfit I have!
>She decides to make the trade, swapping the food for the jewelry.
>Elizabeth has received x1 necklace.
I almost wish you won't do so good so I can keep it. Now what do I hunger for? Hmm. Ah, of course. I would like you to cook me some ice cream.
>>10540442
Damn it. I tried.
>>10540411
>>10540422
How many children have to die before we realize gun violence must be stopped
>>10540430
PLEASE
>>10540442
NO; YES
>>10540411
I'm a host but I hate lolis, so...
>>10540454
HOST PLEASE
>>10540468
>hating lolis
>>10540397
Wouldn't surprise me.
>>10540411
Let them die, they're not worth as much as a grown individual anyway.
>>10540454
Hold onto it. I don't want to get it back with scratches on it or something. It's not magical or some kind of important relic from my childhood or something, it just looks cool and I don't want it ruined.
>He immediately starts shoving food into his mouth, the plate empty just as quickly as he'd received it.
Ahh. Anyway, ice cream? Are you sure you want something that easy? No problem, but it might take a while. Got a specific flavor you want?
>sees the lolis in danger
>encrypt my code with a one-time pad and take a shower
>>10540487
You're right, I do, alongside most anime characters.
>>10540464
I'm doing this for Erica.
What type of code do we want?
I will use the bathroom, and when I come back, I will host.
This will be accepted and Erica will be spared.
>>10540523
Fair enough. Anime is shit.
>>10540478
Do I perhaps hear a call for help? I shall answer it but it may take some time. Still I would like 36 of you to present yourselves.
FUCK CRIMSON CARNIVAL
>>10540537
Fuyuzora Kogarashi
YOU'RE GIVING COMMUNISM A BAD NAME
>>10540537
Shota
>>10540537
Lana's mother
FUCK STRIKE WITCHES
>>10540537
Ryougi Shiki
>>10540537
Trevor Belmont
>>10540537
Segata Sanshiro
>>10540537
Hachikuji Mayoi
>>10540532
I'm in your debt... If there's anything I,can do o repay you your generosity... Please let me know.
You've saved my entire world.
>>10540537
Suzumi Shochet
>>10540567
RED! Please let me pump your sweet boi ass full of cum while you're wearing your sister's panties!
>>10540535
Catling gun
Shota's bane
>>10540537
Miku's ass
>>10540537
Oshino Shinobu
>>10540537
Captain Luna
>>10540537
Best Game of Thrones character
>>10540537
Olga Marie Animusphere
>>10540537
Papa Stalin
>>10540558
Go cry to Trotsky.
>>10540537
Aron
>>10540537
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>10540537
Mega tits
>>10540588
>>10540591
......P-PERVERTS
>Runs away
>>10540537
Erica Hartmann
>>10540606
Is that Ron Weasly?
>>10540569
I love you.
>>10540537
Mikun
>>10540537
Qt Raymoo
>>10540537
>>10539112
Sliver Queen
>>10540537
Star Butterfly
>>10540616
I swear, they only have to stay on long enough for all of the cum to leak out and soak her pantsu in cum and ass juices.
>>10540537
Thorkell the Tall
>>10540640
Reimu woowoojewjew
>>10540622
It's not nice to make an older woman blush.
>>10540665
>eats chocolate
>>10540537
Toilet destroyer
>>10540668
But older women are the best women.
>>10540618
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p5_u7l6BeqY
>>10540611
Who?
>>10540537
Lionel Messi
>>10540684
Reimu poopoo
>>10540694
What do you want me to do with this?
It sounds nice, I'll give it that.
>>10540537
Yotsugi Ononoki
>>10540537
Junpei Iori
>>10540688
And for that you have good taste my friend.
>>10540711
No. Reimoo no poopoo.
>>10540732
Shit rp
>>10540537
Ahri the Popstar!
>>10540585
Well, It seems I was too late, but we still have a host, so she should still be safe.
>>10540537
Spooky Ougi
>>10540537
Gascoigne
>>10540694
An old political rival of mine who received an ice pick to the skull. I digress, a child is easily replaceable. A fully grown individual - not so easily.
>>10540718
If you like it... Keep it close.
I thought you were gone.
>>10540747
Nnh.
Yeah.
Worked out for everybody.
Hello! Elizabeth here to bring breaking news that the hostess is suffering through many problems. And the she needs three more.
>>10540746
:^(
>>10540784
Why would I be gone? I have a job to do. Really important stuff, you wouldn't understand...
>>10540785
Nemu
>>10540537
Stop right there I'm a crooked cop
>>10540747
I'm getting 2000's Britney Spears vibes right now.
>>10540780
Aha. So I see.
I thought you were better at making people disappear than that. Leaving behind a trace wasn't the Joseph I remember reading about in school.
>>10540800
No.
I wouldn't know much about saving the world. I guess that's okay. If you're being smart and safe... That's all that matters.
>>10540828
Oops, I appear to have done it again!
>Ahri smiles, starting to sweat nervously.
W-was that the song?
>>10540784
Are you saying you wouldn't join a game that I hosted, Dear Suz?
I'm a little hurt.
*nods respectfully toward you*
>>10540748
Nice
>>10540842
Nonsense, a public execution was necessary to send a message to other potential problem makers, not that they would survive much longer anyway.